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#Zora Knibbs
we-are-a-dragon · 4 years
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Andy (playing Una): So are you going to tell us what the mystery quest was?
DM: Oh, yeah. You remember that guy you helped on the road last session?
Andy: Yeah?
DM: He had the item Zora and her bandits were looking for.
Adam (playing Billie): The scroll of meteor storm?
DM: Yep. If you hadn’t helped him fix his cart, Zora would have found him, killed him, and taken the scroll. You wouldn’t have met her in the wild because she’d be off delivering the scroll to Therak.
Adam: ...That would have changed a lot.
Hamish (playing Thaddeus): ...So where is it now?
DM: You can assume it’s ended up in Shibanah, hopefully with the Captain of the Guards.
Tati (playing Hanako): I wonder if we could get it off h-
DM: *laughs* Not a chance.
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we-are-a-dragon · 4 years
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Adam (playing Billie): Wait, what would happen if we put Thaddeus in the bag of holding?
DM: Living creatures suffocate inside a bag of holding, but he doesn’t need to breath now that he’s Undead... *makes face* He’d be fine.
Tati (playing Hanako): He could keep Zora and Esme company.
Adam: Stop them decomposing.
Hamish (playing Thaddeus): How?
Adam: Tell them off.
Hamish: I resist going in the bag of holding.
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we-are-a-dragon · 4 years
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DM: You actually overkilled Zora.
Hamish (playing Thaddeus): By how much?
DM: ...102 points of damage.
Hamish: *whistles*
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we-are-a-dragon · 4 years
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DM: It was a really hard encounter. Zora was level 11, and her cronies were all higher level than you.
Hamish (playing Thaddeus): Oh, we did pretty well then.
Tati (playing Hanako): You died.
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we-are-a-dragon · 4 years
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Hanako (kitsune bard): We put Zora’s body in the bag of holding with Esme.
DM: Gross.
Hanako: We still want to collect their bounties when this is all over.
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we-are-a-dragon · 4 years
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DM: Zora takes that 14. Staggers. “No... one more kill!” And gets 28 vs your AC, Thaddeus.
Billie (gnome ardent): Btw, I’m adjacent to her again.
DM: So she’s weakened?
Billie: Ye.
DM: Great.
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we-are-a-dragon · 4 years
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DM: You recognise Zora Knibbs from her wanted poster. She looks up and calls out, “Who’s there?”
Thaddeus (khajiit paladin): Hello! We are travellers. May we share your fire?
DM: She gets up with a friendly smile, offering a hand to shake. “Of course, you are welcome to join us.”
Thaddeus: I guess I’ll shake her ha-
DM: As soon as she’s in range, she stabs you.
Thaddeus: Oh!
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we-are-a-dragon · 4 years
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Billie (gnome ardent): Hi Rarth. We killed Esme!
Rarth: You killed her?
Hanako (kitsune bard): Yup. She turned into a dragon.
Rarth: You killed her as a dragon??
Billie: We killed Zora too while we were out.
Rarth: Oh my... that’s quite something...
Billie + Hanako: *look at each other* Insight!
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we-are-a-dragon · 4 years
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Hamish (playing Thaddeus): I fall unconscious.
DM: Zora watches you fall. She smiles through a mouthful of blood, says “Got you”, and keels over dead.
Tati (playing Hanako): Zora Knibbs is dead.
Andy (playing Una): What do her cronies do?
DM: They eye each other suspiciously. A spot just opened up in Therak’s army.
Tati: We could use that.
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we-are-a-dragon · 4 years
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Hanako (kitsune bard): We need to come clean with you before we go any further. How close were you to Therak’s other generals?
Damaris: I don’t really know them. Therak told me I’d only get hurt if I got close to other people. That they’d only betray me.
Hanako: Right. Well, the truth is... we killed Esme and Zora. They’re dead. Their heads are in my bag.
Damaris: Oh.
Billie (gnome ardent): Sybil Hatman is next on our list. Was that who you were meeting in Darratar?
Damaris: ...Yeah.
Billie: Sorry.
Damaris: It’s okay. Esme was cold, Zora scared me, and Sybil... I won’t miss Sybil.
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we-are-a-dragon · 4 years
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Thaddeus (khajiit paladin): Which way did the bandits come from?
Peasant: From the east.
Thaddeus: And which way did they leave?
Peasant: Back the way they came.
Una (genasi artificer): Do you think they found what they were looking for?
Peasant: They seemed disappointed.
Thaddeus: Can you describe them?
Peasant: They were led by a big green dragonborn woman.
Billie (gnome ardent): That’s definitely Zora Knibbs. The second general.
Thaddeus: We go after them.
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we-are-a-dragon · 4 years
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Hanako (kitsune bard): Damaris, we need to deal with Sybil Hatman.
Billie (gnome ardent): Can we count on you?
Damaris: You mean “deal with” like Zora and Esme? And Rarth?
Kjell (half-elf barbarian): *winces* Contrary to how it might look, I usually prefer to be less murdery.
Damaris: *sighs* I never liked Sybil. But I don’t want to hurt anyone myself.
Hanako: We don’t need you to hurt anyone. There’s been enough violence in your life.
Godric (fairy warlock): But will you stand back and let us do what we have to?
Damaris: I... think so.
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