#Zeus funny

[ask-mirage-mews]

Zeus: “I had a wonderful dream…”

#everyone else was doing funny April fools posts so…….. #Zeus Mewtwo #Mnemosyne Mew #mew #mewtwo #lol #chrono

[anotherpjofan]

The funniest part about the lightening thief is the fact that everyone was like "I don't know who Percy’s godly parent could possibly be" like they all really gaslit themselves even after the fact that the dude

a) had a powerful enough scent that chiron took time off to pretend to be his latin teacher

b) fought a minotaur with zero training and no weapons

c) drenched clarisse and her gang in toilet water

d) beat luke in a swordfight after drenching himself in water

e) was literally only good at canoeing

f) kept saying his dad was "lost at sea"

literally 5 minutes into the camp and Percy was all like

Percy: Maybe my dad is Poseidon his cabin feels like home -

Grover: No

Annabeth: No

Chiron: No

The whole camp: No

#the series would have been so much shorter if they werent in denial #and when he finally gets claimed: nah this bitch ain't it #even annabeth thought he was a child of zeus #girl you were DRENCHED IN TOILET WATER?? #pjo #percy jackson #hoo #heroes of olympus #pjo hcs #pjo funny #annabeth chase #pjo hc #pjo headcanon #pjo headcanons #grover underwood #percabeth headcanon #percabeth #chiron #pjo incorrect text posts #incorrect pjo textposts #pjo textposts

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

When Percy calls Dionysus "your highness", Dionysus looks like he's gonna throw up

#because like the highness is zeus and zeus forced him to be down here so its funny #he's like call me anything but that #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #walker scobell #dionysus #zeus #pjo hoo toa tsats #pjo show #pjo hoo toa #pjo #disney+ #rick riordan

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Guys

Guys you don’t get it

Poseidon SURRENDERED to Zeus

POSEIDON SURRENDERED TO ZEUS

FOR PERCY

His favorite son, Perseus Jackson, will be the end of him

#can’t wait for Percy’s little shit self to sit down on his thrown #do you know how funny it will be in the show if the writers keep Poesidons character like this? #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy series #percy pjo #percy and poseidon #poseidon #Zeus #pjo tv show #pjo series #pjo #pjo spoilers #pjo fandom #pjo disney+

[callme-l]

People who haven't read the books don't know that they have just witnessed the birth of one of the biggest rivalries in the saga (Percy and Ares), second only to Zeus and taking care of his children

#percy jackson #pjo series #pjo tv show #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy pjo #ares pjo #ares percy jackson #zeus pjo #percy series #rrverse #the lightning thief #I know I'm late for the party #But :P #I was going to put Ares and Percy but I want to show who is the best #They rivalrie is just so funny to me #The god of the war just looked at this 12 years old boy that is too sassy and declared him one of his worst enemies

[ao3screenshotss]

#title: #the request revolution #author: #tiredpjofan #ao3 #ao3 funny #percy jackon and the olympians #hades #zeus #poseidon

[thebuttsmcgee]

The chronos raid is so unbelievably fucked to think about.

Achilles who helped raise Zag and was helped into reconciling with his lifelong lover, Dusa who went through someone that the residents would look down upon to someone who was respected by even Nyx and a best friend to both Zag and Meg, all of Nyx's children that do reside there, the only place they know they belong and call home, as well as Nyx, each and every single one of them changed for the better by Zag's efforts.

And of course, the family of hades, Persephone who had long abandoned the underworld, only to join back due to her only son who she loved so much she went behind Olympus for it, poor ol' Cerebus who's just a little guy, my sweet lil guy thang.

Each and every single one of them, all having to flee or be caught by Chronos. Having to leave their only home, fleeing to whatever spaces of the underworld that isn't affected by chronos. Imagining the sheer guilt Achilles felt abandoning his boy when alone with Patroclus, the sadness Dusa felt fleeing from her new home and her only friends, and who knows what even happened to Than, who's loyal to Zag to an extreme fault, who I doubt wouldn't try to stay to protect them all.

#meanwhile stupid fuckin zeus is just fucking with mortals in whatever dumbass way he can think of LOL #Hades #Hades 2 #Im ngl I think thinking of achilles is what made me wanna post this #cause. man. ya know? #and idk how many of the other underworld residents are affected by it. theseus and asterius... #ttheseus pummeled is a bit funny to think of tho ngl LMAO #oh righr whopps #hades 2 spoilers

[bambismoonlight]

Zeus: I love all my children.

Hades: Including the only 4 you have with your wife?

Zeus: Hera and I have 4 kids?

#their children (in order) Eris Ares Hephaestus x Hebe #there’s different adaptations before you come for me #greek mythology #apollo #zeus #hera #hades #ares #demeter #dionysus #hermes #artemis #Poseidon #Aphrodite #Greek mythology meme #hebe #Persephone #funny #Greek myths #eris #hephaestus #Athena

[reniadeb]

🦢@reniadeb🦢

#greek mythology #greek gods #zeus #brooklyn 99 #meme #funny #memes #relatable #relatable memes #relatable meme #twitter #comedy #greek myth memes

[irelandseyeonmythology]

90% of the time I'm like "the only reason why the medieval Irish material seems bizarre is because it isn't taught as part of the standard humanities curriculum -- Greek Mythology is just as bizarre, you're just USED to it, stop reducing this stuff to Lol That's So Weird", but then I do have to be like. "Anyway the postulated father god of the postulated pre-Christian Irish pantheon, if ever such a thing existed in a uniform way, creates a zombie apocalypse in one text that allows him to become king of Ireland and his wife is a crow (part time) that commits crimes and castrates a Viking warlord (who has a really messy family life btw). He also has a xylophone made out of corpses in another text." and I have to be like. "Okay, so maybe the Irish texts ARE a little bit. Out there. On occasion."

#for what it's worth though there's still a REASON for these things #the scribes weren't putting them in because Lol Funny #but also...yeah. #Zeus could never #irish mythology #the mythological cycle #the dagda #i should clarify: they weren't JUST putting them in because Lol Funny

[my-name-is-apollo]

Broke: solar eclipse is Artemis yelling at Apollo in front of the whole world for doing something stupid

Woke: solar eclipse is Artemis T-posing in front of Apollo to assert dominance

#Apollo #Artemis #please tell me I'm not the only who doesn't find the first joke as funny #like first of all #Apollo is the smart twin #and we know what happened the last time Artemis yelled at him in front of everyone #(Hera beat the shit out of her) #second of all #one of the wishes she asks from Zeus is that she should have just as many titles as Apollo #asserting dominance since they were kids lmao #shitpost #mine #the twins

[braindamaged007]

#greek myth memes #greek mythology #zeus #prometheus #lol #lol wtf #wtf lmao #dank humor #dankmemes #dank meme #dank memes #meme #lol memes #memes #fresh memes #funny meme #funny memes #stolen memes

[phantoms-world-and-more]

Zeus does or says something that pisses Danny off. So in retaliation he makes Amity Park and surrounding area a god free zone. So any monsters or demigods can come and have safety from godly intervention or supervision. I also mention monsters because the Gods have screwed people over in the past and turned them into monster (especially Medusa but there are others). No Gods are allowed in without permission and even then they are mostly powerless.

Hahahahahahhahaha beautiful

#fic prompt #daily prompt #danny phantom #funny #danny fenton #Zeus

[justaz]

percabeth on a trampoline and annabeth bounces percy a little too high and thunder rumbles

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #hoo #heros of olympus #headcanon #head canon #fanfic #fanfiction #hc #LMFAO #zeus #zeus vs percy #their rivalry will last past the end of time #just a funny lil thing #a lil thought

[adhdslugcrimes]

Danny: YOU DATED CLOCKWORK!?

Tim, rolling in another corkboard: we shouldn't be keeping the corkboard business afloat Bruce, this is are 88 board!

Bruce: I'm sorry I dated a lot of people before you guys came along!

Jason: want to add anything to this dickface?

Dick: he dated Zeus, which who hasn't, I'm numb to this since 65 corkboard ago.

Tim: how can you forget the high being people!?

Bruce: I don't know!?

Danny: no wonder CW was happy to help, you heartless monster.

Damian: Richard, please sign this for me I want a more respectful father.

Stephanie: how did you get adoption papers so quick?

Damian: I threatened to slit the man's throat and he wrote me whatever I wanted.

Dick: Dami, we don't tell people we threatened other people, and there you go son.

Damian: finally, I have honor again.

Danny: can Dick adopt me too?

Damian: I will stab you, Fenton.

Jason: as long as we don't have another bio kid of his I think this is tame.

Bruce: well…

Jason: don't… just… don't, let me live a lie.

Danny: that does make a lot of sense on CW help with binding… just thought he was old and wise.

Jazz, eating popcorn: I love this family, god this is better than what's on television.

Stephanie: trust me, if I had my way Keeping up with the Wayne's be making big bucks.

Dick: if we get to 146 corkboards, we'll release it.

Bruce: well I also dated Vlad that one time…

Danny: NOPE! no more! I'm out of here. *Leaves the cave*

#dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #Stephanie Brown #jazz fenton #danny fenton #bruce wayne #dc x dp #dcxdp #on todays episode of Bruce's dating life #man dated so many people he lost count #single handingly keeping a corkboard business afloat #also a joke about Zeus stuff bec #I'm sleep deprived yall #i thought this was funny

[king-nyx]

I just found out that apparently there's an interpretation where Zeus straight up kidnaps Artemis and Apollo from Delos to fight Python. It's not a popular one, but it exists and all I can think of is this:

Apollo: I do care about Zeus although he kidnapped me and Artemis.

Dionysus *chokes on wine*: EXCUSE ME??

Apollo: Not the worst thing he's done.

#it's so funny #wdym you kidnapped your own kids #zeus what are we doing #apollo #artemis #mythology #ancient greek mythos #ancient greek myth #greek myths #greek mythology