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#Yuta how's your lil brother
blackdchliia · 8 months
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hey pookie bear i was sent here to request somethin so👀
yk what about some cute lil dad! yuta head canons or a lil story? he’s just so 😩 and i need more.
puh lease and fank yew 🙏
listennnn, i LOVE writing anime guys as dads, i don’t know what it is about it but it’s just so, so cute!
Dad! Yuta Okkotsu Headcanons
warnings: fluff, dad yuta, reader’s pronouns are not specified, slight Nsfw, some cursing, reader and yuta are specified to be married
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when yuta okkotsu had first meet you while attending jujutsu high, he honestly never once saw that, in years time, the two of you would be married and would have two beautiful baby boy’s together.
but, it happened!
when you and yuta first found out that you were expecting when you were only but nineteen years old, he was both over and moon and a nervous wreck.
a baby? at nineteen!
this couldn’t be right, the two of you were just babies yourselves!
but, alas, it seemed as though no matter how safe yuta had tried to fuck you, it all came in vein.
your oldest baby boy, yukki, was born on may seventeenth. he was the spitting image of yuta; tuffs of black hair atop of his little head, and gorgeous black eyes.
yuta fell in love the moment that little baby was placed in his hands.
“he’s so beautiful, y/n.”
he spoke through tears, bottom lip quivering as he cradled yukki’s little chubby body close to his chest.
when you and yuta were granted permission to leave the hospital with your little bundle of joy, the nerves came back.
yuta was scared; he didn’t want to leave the hospital. it was so safe there, he could easily know when something was wrong with yukki.
but, you reassured him that the two of you would figure this out together.
“it’s okay yuta, we’ve got this.”
while yukki was growing up, yuta spent days getting up out of bed, even after spending late hours out exorcising curses, just to make sure your baby boy was okay in his crib.
you can’t count how many times you’d wake up in the mornings to an empty bed, only to find yuta fast asleep in the little rocking chair in yukki’s room, yukki clung tightly to his chest.
it wasn’t until yukki was two did you and yuta decide to try for another baby.
you didn’t have to try much, considering yuta almost always fucked you so good you were certain that if he wasn’t wearing protection you’d end up pregnant.
after the first couple of times trying, you ended up pregnant once again.
both you and yuta wanted a little girl to balance out the household.
when you asked yukki what he wanted his baby sibling to be, he simply looked up at you and yuta, black eyes wide and tongue sticking out as he blew a raspberry in your face.
“no baby mama!”
yukki was adamant on not wanting another baby in the house.
he was the baby!
yuta cant count how many times he had to calm yukki from throwing a tantrum in the store whenever the two of you would pick something up for the new baby.
“no baby mama!”
“no baby papa! ‘ut it back!”
the moment yuta heard the word “no” coming from yukki’s lips, he was immediately cradling the toddler to his chest, shushing in in embarrassment as you quickly paid for whatever it was that you two were buying.
your second baby boy, osamu, was born on december ninth. he was also the spitting image of yuta, looking just like yukki when he was born. black hair and all.
when yukki, who was being watched by inumaki while you and yuta were in the hospital, was brought to meet osamu, he was all over him!
it warmed yuta’s heart, watching as yukki laid on the bed beside you, gently cradling his baby brothers head in his arms.
“baby…” he whispered, black eyes wide as he gently patted osamu’s little face with his sticky little hands.
you giggled, “yes, baby..be gentle.”
yuta couldn’t stop the grin from growing on his face as he watched you and your guys’ boys sitting on the bed, just cradling one another.
it’s safe to safe that yuta is an amazing dad.
he makes sure to attend every doctors appointment your child has, and makes sure to memorize each of their allergies.
he never forces osamu or yukki into doing things that they don’t want to do.
he’s a firm believer in gentle parenting. not once has yuta ever smacked at your children or screamed at them.
he spends hours watching awful disney movies with both of the boys. he doesn’t care if they’re bad, as long as the boys are enjoying it.
good luck on ever getting laid again, because yuta can never say no to yukki and osamu. if one or the other wants to lay in bed with you guys for the night, then yuta’s allowing it.
he sleeps with a hand wrapped tightly around you and the boys, squishing all of you impossibly close on the queen-sized bed.
yuta never would’ve thought that he’d ever have to chase after two feral toddlers ever in his life. but anytime you guys go to the park—it’s awful.
“yukki don’t run over there!”
“osamu, quit touching that!”
“yukki don’t grab that bird!”
“osamu quit biting other people!”
cue yukki and osamu running through the parking lot, yuta chasing after them and yelling at them to knock it off.
when the boys get older, they find joy in making your husband run himself rampant.
you have to get onto them so many times, because bless yuta’s heart, it’s so hard on him!
osamu loves to mess with his dad; he loves to prank him, and worry him sick!
yukki loves to scare his dad, he loves popping up out of random places and just yelling, practically giving yuta a heart attack.
“yukki and osamu! quit that! you’re gonna make your dad have a heart attack!”
they apologize, but always go back to messing with him.
yuta’s honestly an amazing father. he loves you, and he loves his boys so much.
he does so much for both you and the boys, and he absolutely adores watching them grow up side-by-side.
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ariachaos · 4 months
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High achiever lil sis with satoru? (Like the on with the itoshis but she's learning to be a sorcerer too and still kept with the sports just so she could satisfy the elders in their clan)
y'all bouta make me use the whole song at this rate lmao
reader is fem! reader
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being satoru's lil sis includes...
he hates it
it being the pressure the elders put you through
he can see how tiring it is for you to become a special grade sorcerer AND practice so many sports at the same time.
you don't even like those sports!
and they STILL put you through it because they thought it would make you stronger than satoru, and if he happens to act out too many times, they can use you to do their bidding and force him to "listen" to them.
he hates that even if he got to act of his will, you couldn't.
why?
because your dumbass parents put you under a binding contract with the elders when you weren't even old enough to know what a binding vow was.
everything you did had to be verified and approved of by the elders, even the things you ate had to be approved by them!
it wasn't until the elders start demanding that yuta should be executed that satoru really lashes out on them and starts barking at them like a rabid dog about how they should learn to be good adults for younger kids like you, yuta, and maki.
yeah, they were pretty quiet after that. and it really shocks you when they're not as hellbent on knowing your every move, every food, and whatever you do in your life. you're still working yourself to the bone because even though the high elders aren't hounding you, your clan elders are.
honestly, everyone's pretty shocked that you haven't quite dropped dead yet.
but satoru knows that if you could, you would drop dead. but you can't because both of you know your clan elders might find a way to bring you back and make you suffer as a curse, as if you haven't suffered enough already.
the man's so tired, bro, but not because of you.
he's so tired and pissed of how everyone around you treats you like you're nothing but a doll, a weapon to be thrown around at every little threat and anomaly like yuta and itadori.
that's actually how you met the two of them because the elders demanded you get rid of them since your brother was so against it.
you were literally crying and begging them not to make you do this, but they did, and you were forced to go after poor little yuta in tears.
yeah, you were sobbing while chasing him down, apologizing constantly, saying how you didn't want to do this, how you'll never forgive yourself if you actually hurt him, and it isn't until rika puts you in a death grip that yuta realizes you really didn't want to hurt him.
you weren't fighting rika, but if he told rika to let you go, you'll go after him again, so yuta called satoru and asked him for help.
and satoru basically knocks you unconscious.
to be fair, he doesn't hit you that hard, but it's mostly your exhaustion of being overworked and spread too thin for one person that keeps you down
for like
three weeks
and LORD is satoru LIVID
i can't put into words how angry and upset he is at himself mostly because he's done basically nothing to free you from all the work you've done your whole life. all the sports, all the sparring, all the training you did at home, and he didn't help you at all.
he didn't try to hide you away from the elders, the clan, your parents, he just watched you suffer, and now he sees neither of you can take it anymore.
so he keeps you on jujutsu high grounds.
he allows you to leave, but gave you curfew hours like the students. even though you're years older than them, satoru prioritizes your wellbeing and safety above everything else.
though he realizes you don't really leave campus as much as he thought you would.
you're often found lazing around on engawas, basking in the sun, and taking naps in the strangest places. (the students have once found you sleeping in a tree)
he doesn't say anything but will take photos of you being happy and enjoying your time to recuperate from the decades of service you've done for the clan.
and since satoru's the head of the gojo clan, no one can really do anything about you either.
but underneath all the anger towards himself, satoru is proud of you and so happy that you pushed through to this point of peace in your life. he spoils you with all the tasty snacks and food he can get his hands on, takes you to fun places to visit, and every sibling-like thing the two of you couldn't do with each other.
long story short, stan satoru as best big bro for clear skin.
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sooniebby · 4 months
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how would ocs b with a reader whos a tad bit quirky, like the typa guy to give them random trinkets n go "it reminded me of you ☺️" and has lil weird habits (might b a tad bit acoustic even)
Yichen — wouldn’t take any of them cuz he doesn’t think he deserves gifts from you. You’d have to force him to take anything. He wouldn’t care about your weird habits
Yuta — he doesn’t like clutter so he’d only keep whatever he think is something he’d actually like. Everything else is trashed (of course he makes sure you don’t know that)
Keita — he’d keep all of the stuff until it’s get to be a too much and then he’d do the same thing Yuta did
Mikey — he does the same thing so he’d really like and enjoy it
Yubin — he’d probably wonder what the hell you’re thinking most of the time. More than likely not going to keep anything.
Riki — he’d view it as you proposing to him so maybe don’t do it to him unless you’re ready for marriage
Kimura — he’d keep everything. Never throwing away anything no matter how stupid
Eun Jae — eh, depending on how he is feeling that day. If he’s annoyed, he’s probably not taking it. He had a problem of keeping too many shit so now he throws everything away if he doesn’t need it and doesn’t want to get back into that habit.
Xavier — he’d like it. He’d find it very cute and keep everything you give him
Vincent — definitely would think you’re weird. He’d hope you stick to mainly shells or any ocean like. Everything else would probably be in his apartment for a week max before being gone or given to his little brothers
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petrichoraline · 10 months
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WHAT WASS THIS OHMGOD
our dining table episode 7 has me feral like i maybe need to scream maybe i need to bang my head against smth idk havent decided yet
i thought the older brother might secretly care about him and i got excited :(( tane's cute lil face aRGHHH and then THE POOP SCENE <33 also i love that dad he is such a saviour i adore him and THE DRAWING like i didn't know what that meant when you said it @respectthepetty but i saw it i was LIKE OH IT'S HERE and i started shakingg and then when minoru didnt hug yuta i was like BRO (his surprise when yutaka picked the drawing up and started talking was acted out in such a charming was idk but his expression from the second he saw it was serious was so ACHING FEELING HELPLESS AND i was like ugh youre so IN LOVE) but tane was so adorable taking a look at the situation and instantly scolding aaaaa and THEN THE CUT TO HIM HUGGING YUKATA WITH THAT SOFT SAD EXPRESSION LOOKING DOWN A AM NOT A HUMAN ANUNORE and theee huggg and the shot from the backk
and also later when minoru was sending him off i was thinking how their looks contrast each other and it took me SO LONG TO REALISE that they are wearing the gift scarvesss 😭i am not okay and minoruuuuuu is down so bad and i didn't really expect anything i think, wishful thinking ig BUT!! but cut offs >:(
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neonscandal · 1 year
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Manga With Me: JJK 0 Rewatch Thoughts
⚠️ Spoiler Warning through chapter 210 and JJK prequel.
In light of recent chapters (tbh, really just to better set the stage for this one shot I wrote), I did a cute lil rewatch of JJK and noticed a few things so here are some rapid fire thoughts for your consideration (and suffering).
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Starting with what we know was reinforced by the Shibuya and Hidden Inventory Arcs.
Gojo 🤝 Yuta; The Alienation of Greatness
We know Gojo and Yuta both to be OP (and distant relatives)! But what we perhaps didn't realize is how similar their power ups really were to one another (and to Yuji). Chronologically, we have Gojo and Geto on a "We are the strongest" power trip. They are felled and humbled by musty Toji. Where Geto is traumatized by his powerlessness, Gojo experiences an awakening that is further galvanized as he continues to focus his training post fight. Some details of his transcendence he chooses to conceal from Geto because, even then, he knew that it threatened the foundation upon which they stood. Fast forward to Yuta who, more melancholy and insecure than his mentor, adapts to jujutsu society expeditiously and is able to copy several cursed techniques in a matter of months. Including Toge's cursed speech and reversed cursed energy. As Toge loses consciousness, felled by Geto's attack, Yuta steps up and flawlessly executes Toge's technique (without the debilitating side effect of only speaking in onigiri ingredients). In the moment, he appreciates how incredible Toge is for using such a technique but it really doesn't change the fact that he outclassed Toge in a matter of months. Fast fast forward to Yuji and Megumi. He receives an obvious power up from ingesting Sukuna's finger, sure. But he also has several points where he disappears from Megumi's periphery and sling shots ahead of him in leaps and bounds on the power scale. First, posthumously and under Gojo and Nanami's secret tutelage then again when fighting Hanami after a brief stint with Todo. We don't have a lot of insight into Toge's feelings about his counterparts power up but we see that it ultimately radicalizes Geto and motivates Megumi to request additional training under Gojo. There's a greater conversation to be had about hubris and entitlement (re: why did Geto, an anomaly born of humans, not sorcerers, feel entitled to be on equal footing with Gojo? Yuji and Yuta are relative outsiders to the jujutsu world so imagine legacy curse technique inheritors being lapped by them. Hell, Geto got clapped by Yuta too).
There's Something About Nitta
We know from Shibuya that Nitta has a command of reversed curse energy as she's able to revitalize Yuji and, presumably, Nobara. So why, when at the field hospital where someone is in desperate need of assistance does she call to Shoko? Is it that Shoko's specialization made her a better option, Nitta's relative experience or is Nitta's technique different from Shoko's? Further, what bearing does the answer to that question have on Nobara's status? I'm of the Nobara is Still Alive camp so I'm going to die on that hill (until Gege Akutami gives us something explicit). After linking this, I realized that's actually Nitta's brother who healed Yuji but I will still interject that Nobara is alive into the universe even when I'm dead wrong so I left this paragraph here.
Accessories Matter✨ to Nanako and Mimiko
There's something special about Geto's found family, for sure. While we don't have insight into all of their back stories, I think something integral to their whole plan of a 15 minute siege lay in how Nanako and Mimiko dealt with their victims in this fight. One, they were tasked with going after the managers, not sorcerers as indicated by the hanging bodies dressed in suits. But.. why hang them? First, we know based on Gojo providing some "career counseling" to Ijichi, that managers can also be cursed technique users and able to manipulate cursed energy beyond veils and the like. We don't technically get a great deal of insight into how Mimiko's technique which is funny considering Akutami goes to great lengths to explain most techniques (ahem, Hikari) so I wonder if we'll ever circle back to that because I think it'd be interesting if Mimiko's rope of choice was a bit of Miguel's. Maybe we'll learn more in spite of their fate in Shibuya.
Other things that intrigue me about the twins:
Their awe at Gojo's strength. Like, is that not something Geto warned them about? Seems dissonant. Or it seems like, even after 10 years, he can't bring himself to speak honestly or fondly of the man who outclasses most of jujutsu sorcerers. Maybe he's been carrying that shame. Perhaps not mentioning or planning for Gojo was a mistake, certainly one Kenjaku!Geto took care to avoid a second time.
They echo Nobara's assertion about growing up "special" in the countryside and I wonder if this resentment is meant to parallel Geto's own by way of a microcosm. Take for example, the ability for many sorcerers to fly under the radar in densely populated areas like Tokyo. Then let's look at how, socially out in the sticks, anyone who strays from the norm tends to get hammered down by the weight of small town scrutiny like Saori or the twins. In this instance; however, the "different" are people with an intimate awareness of the supernatural. Now imagine Geto coming upon this sight, right as he's on the brink of questioning everything, and realizing that the two girls are sorcerers who ignorant townspeople are condemning to death when he knows outside of this small pocket of the world, people like them carry the massive responsibility of protecting those same bigots.
As above, we know the girls' techniques are reliant on "props" for their techniques. So I wonder what signified to the townspeople that they were mysteriously responsible for deaths in the village. Like, how had they accurately honed in on two sorcerers? Was it things they could see, curses they attracted..? What if there was a ringer pulling the puppet strings all along as we've seen there are quite a few people who have been playing the long game in universe. Perhaps it was always going to be engineered that Geto would break and defect.
Gojo Gives the Gift of Swag
We know from Megumi that Gojo will randomly request altered uniforms on behalf of his students from Yuji's red hood. Most of the students rock the navy blue uniforms so why the differentiation?
White - a color of purity reserved for priests and brides. Kind of funny given Yuta's unique situation with Rika.
Red - believed to ward off evil; specific iconography to Jizo statues which are the guardian deity of children and travelers. We know that Gojo, given his past, always seeks to protect the youth of his students so this seems endearing. BUT in context of what we now know of Yuji's origin, this reference is especially dark. The site mentions that Jizo protects the souls of unborn babies and children who have died before their parents; in a way, Yuji was marked before he was born. Cursed paintings were created and aborted to come into fruition. What does that say of Kenjaku's handiwork with Yuji?
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twilightmalachite · 1 year
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Yuuta Aoi - Match on the Way Home
Author: Umeda Chitose, Happy Elements K.K
Characters: Yuuta, Rinne
Translator: Mika Enstars
Proofers: 310mc & meteorgreen
"...Wha~, It's Rinne-senpai! Right when I was wondering what unruly good-for-nothing was trying to talk to me~."
Season: Autumn
Location: Arcade
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Yuuta: (Whew, there’s still some free spots left at the fighting stands~![1] There aren't many people here, so I can put my heart into my matches without worrying about taking turns.)
(As always, the character I'm gonna pick is... this little guy!)
(Aw yeah. I just love this guy’s tricky feet strats!)
(There’s nothing like kicking people’s butt with ninjutsu! ♪ Eat this: Flame-Thrower Jutsu! ☆)[2]
(...Huh? Did it just get countered? Seems like today's opponent’s putting up a nasty fight.)
(They keep switching between different meta characters, and their combos are always on point. They switch up their strat each round, too.)
(But I'm not gonna lose! Even if it means pulling through at the very last second, I'll definitely win!)
Some time later…
Yuuta: Heheh, still undefeated~♪
One of them was a close call, but I still had one ace up my sleeve.
???: Welp, I lost 'em all.
Yuuta: (...Wait, that voice… The person on the other side is on their way over here, but that’s...)
(I've got a bad feeling. I need to slip away before he sees me——)
Rinne: Oh-ho? Well if it ain't one of them Yumenosaki kids. S' that you, Yuta-kun?
Never thought I'd meetcha in a place like this. ♪
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Yuuta: ...Wha~, It's Rinne-senpai! Right when I was wondering what unruly good-for-nothing was trying to talk to me~.
Rinne: “Good-for-nothing?” Come on now, there’s no need to go that far! Ain’t that a bit too mean?
Why’re you the one with a peeved look on your face, anyway? You’re the one who beat my ass over and over again.
I couldn't even scrape up a single win against ya, Yuta-kun! Haven't I suffered enough~?
Yuuta: I wouldn’t have let you win even if I knew it was you. But hey, I think you put up a pretty good fight, 'kay?
Rinne: Hey, you’re still patronizing me! I toldja, it hurts~!
...Well, whatever. To today’s arcade champion, Yuta-kun—I'll treat ya to some soda. What'cha want?
Yuuta: Eh, you treating me to something feels sorta suspicious. Are you sure you're not gonna turn around and ask for something ridiculous?
Rinne: I won't, I won't! Who do ya think I am? Prizes go to the victors, don't they?
Yuuta: ...Something carbonated, then.[3]
Rinne: How many of 'em? One? Two?
Yuuta: Hm? Yeah, I'm thirsty, but why would I need two?
Rinne: Huh, guess I was right to think it’s just you alone today, and no Hina?
Yuuta: ...Y'know, just 'cuz we’re twins, doesn't mean that we're always together.
Sometimes we go home separately, and sometimes only one of us has a job in the afternoon…
I haven't seen him since he left homeroom, actually. He said he was going to the garden today or something, and left the classroom early.
Rinne: So while Hina's out tending to crops, Yuta-kun's droppin' by the arcade on the way back from school.
You called me a good-for-nothing earlier, but taking a detour to the arcade sounds pretty irresponsible to me, y'know!
Yuuta: What~? This stuff's normal. You can buy and eat at the shopping district, and there's even a live house here you can go to.
Hiiro-kun stops by places on the way back from school, too. Don’t you know about that?
Rinne: ...He tells me plenty about how bright and fun school life is, but he's never told me about his after-school detours.
Yuuta: I’m guessing Aniki takes him around places, since they’re both roommates.
He probably said something like, "I’m sure you got used to school by now! So let’s head on to the next step!"
Rinne: I can imagine that. So have you two been getting along with that lil' brother of mine by doing stuff like that with him?
Yuuta: Yep, we get along. Our class as a whole is pretty close in general.
During the last exam period, we would all stay after class and study together. But this one time, at some point, Aniki sneaked out...
By the time I noticed, he’d gone and bought soda for everybody.
Knowing Aniki, he probably just did it 'cuz he wanted to take a break, really.
(...Wait, at what point did I start talking about Aniki? Why should I bother telling Rinne-senpai all this, anyway?)
...
Rinne: Why'd ya stop? What happened after that? I wanna hear stuff about homeroom and class duties too.
Yuuta: Can't you just ask Hiiro-kun directly instead of me? What’s so interesting about homeroom and class duties in the first place—
Oh, that reminds me. Our class has this new craze where the person in charge of class duties will leave a note in a journal for the person on duty the next day.
Aniki started getting really into it, so he began leaving riddles and making it impossible to read without decoding the message!
(Huh? I started talking about Aniki again. I guess I can try telling him about what Hiiro-kun wrote...)
Rinne: ...Oh, they've got a new medal game[4] here! Yuta-kun, c'mere!
Yuuta: Eh? Why are we going along with what you want?! I thought you told me to continue my stories...!
Rinne: Hey, it's fine! Look, I'll give ya half of the medals I just bought, so let’s play another match! ♪
Yuuta: What do you mean by that?
Rinne: Let's see who can earn more medals in thirty minutes. I gotcha some soda, so now you gotta go for round two!
Yuuta: You told me you weren’t going to do something like this…
(First he pesters me to talk to him, then he says he wants to listen to me, but stops listening halfway.)
(Is it because I only ended up talking about Aniki? No, now that I think of it, it was he who brought up Aniki in the first place.)
...I'm seriously pissed.
Rinne: Where did this come from? Not enough calcium in your system?[5]
Yuuta: Nothing like that. I was just thinking about how irritated I'd be if you beat me in a match.
So you better know that I'll win no matter what..!
Fighting stands, or battle tables (対戦台), are back-to back arcade games commonly found in Japan. They're popular for fighting games, and instead of the side-by-side versus modes often found in overseas arcades, the opponents will stand on opposing sides of a machine. You can't see who you're fighting against on the other side, which is a feature of this set-up.
Fun fact! Yuuta plays this same game with the same character in the !-era story, “Virtual Offense and Defence”, which is associated with this card.
In the card's illustration, you can see that he gets ginger ale!
Medal games are a type of arcade game commonly found in Japan, where money is traded for medals or tokens, which can then be played in games in exchange for more medals. They simulate gambling and are often modeled off of poker, pachinko, and slots, hence Rinne's particular interest.
A side effect of a calcium deficiency (hypocalcemia) can cause someone to act more irritable. The more you know!
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lunarsun12 · 3 months
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The Yumark Breakup Again Part 1/2
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It has been 2 weeks, since Jisung has found out about Yuta convo with Winwin. He couldn’t stand to see Mark being so oblivious, to Yuta deceitful lies.
He decided to take matters in his own hands and called Mark. To explain everything what has Yuta done, which leads to Mark breaking up with Yuta.
However things are not always what they seem…
Back At The Dream Chat
Today 18:00
Mark🐯: SOMEONE OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT NOW
Chenle💸: Mark have you forgotten you keys, ask Yuta. You in the wrong chat
Mark🐯: DON’T SAY THAT TWO TIMING LION NAME!!
Chenle💸: Two timing? Did Yuta lie to you again?
Chenle💸: Hyuckie, did it again hahahah
Haechan🐻: It wasn’t me this time! I swear! I have learnt my lesson, when I almost got killed by Yuta!!
Renjun🍀: Who is banging on the door? So loud, jisung if you forgot your keys, call us!
Renjun🍀: I really don’t want, to see the kids from upstairs again. They give me bad vibes
Jisung🚀: I’m in Chenle room, doing something 😊
Jisung🚀: Mark, did the right thing. Ditching that Cheater Yuta hyung, he made Mark sad :(
Jaemin🌸: Why aren’t you guys, getting the door. My poor baby Mark is out there with a sad heart
Jeno🐶: I’ll get the door and Nana bring the sad kit to Mark
After Jeno very unwilling, let Mark into the living room. Jaemin came prepared with box of tissue and some hot cocoa.
Jaemin: Mark honey, what did Yuta do this time?
Mark: *sniffs* HE CHEATED
Jisung happens to enter the living room, to grab a screw driver to help chenle with something.
Jisung from the storage closets: Yea, Yuta hyung is not loyal to Mark. I need to tell Mark before he gets hurt even more
Jaemin: Jisung? How did you found out?
Jaemin: Also why are you in the storage closet?
Jisung: I heard Yuta saying, he missed his Winnie and when I walked past them. They look guilty!!
Once Jisung finished, what he is looking for. He immediately ran to Chenle room, before Chenle throw is teddy bear out the window.
After Jisung, left there was knock on the door. Jeno grumbles again, for having to get up and saw Yuta plus Doyoung at the door.
Jeno: Mark, you lover is here + the stress Eomma
Mark: Make Yuta, go away. I don’t want to talk to him. I’m too emotional!
Jaemin: I talk to them, Jeno comfort Mark. Make sure you keep on Mark, in case he hugs another watermelon
Jeno: Fine…
Jaemin opens the door and greeted the Eomma and Son duo with a smile.
Jaemin: How about we have a talk?
Jaemin: Talking with Mark, in this state will get you nowhere. Let’s go to the downstairs coffee shop for a chat 😚
The two followed Jaemin downstairs and Jaemin starts to question Yuta.
Jaemin: Yuta, did you really cheat on Mark?
Yuta: No it was a misunderstanding, Jisung misunderstood the situation. I was trying to get rid off the bad vibes between me and Winnie
Yuta: Let me explain!
Flashback a few hours ago
At the 127 house
Mark and Yuta were enjoying some quality time together. Until Mark Phones ring. Mark picked up the phone with a smile, he saw Jisung ID.
Mark: Yuta, I will be right back. My lil bro Jisung is calling me ☺️
Yuta: Okay, cool!
10 mins later…
Mark: YUTA IM SO DONE WITH YOU!!
Yuta: *blinks* Calm down Mark
Mark: DON’T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN. AFTER I GAVE YOU A WARNING LAST TIME. NOT TO DO IT AGAIN
It clicked in Yuta’s head, what has happened.
Yuta: Mark, it is misunderstanding. Jisung got the wrong end of the stick. Let me explain -
Mark: WE ARE DONE! I AM LEAVING!!
Mark storms out, went upstairs to pack along way. He bumped in Jungwoo and Johnny, who looks really confused as well having flashbacks, the last time it happens.
Jungwoo: We should hide, this doesn’t sound good
Johnny: I’m coming with you my lil cotton candy brother
Jungwoo: Let’s just hide, in Eomma crying spot. No one ever goes there
Jungwoo and Johnny ran to Doyoung crying spot in flash. Bracing the impact that will be upon them, when Yuta and Mark has fought.
10 mins later, there was big argument at the front door. Mainly Yuta begging Mark, to not to leave and Mark screaming. It draw the attention of Doyoung, who came rushing downstairs, when he heard the noise.
Doyoung: Yuta and Mark, what an earth are you two arguing at the door?
Mark: Tell your son, to not hold me hostage!
Yuta: Mark, let me explain and you can choose to leave or not. After I explain
Mark: No, all you do is tell lies!! I’m not falling for your tricks
Doyoung: Yuta, let Mark go for now and explain how it happens
Yuta reluctantly let Mark go. Mark ran so fast he was gone within a seconds. Yuta explains the situation to Doyoung.
Doyoung: *sighs* Yuta, you really need to be careful of your words, when you with Winwin. Especially when Jisung is around, we never know where he is
Doyoung: Last time, Jisung has caught me and your Appa having an argument. How we supposed to know, he was wondering with hyuck
Yuta: Poor boy, he must be scared. No wonder Uncle Nana doesn’t like you.
Doyoung: I have to explain Jisung, we were acting for a play. It cleared the poor boy suspicion
Doyoung: Mark should be at Nana house. Let’s go and hopefully Nana is in a good mood and not murder us.
End of flashback
Doyoung explained the situation to Jaemin. Who nods in agreement, he knows what Jisung is like, as he did it a lot of times.
Jaemin: Okay, I help you two!
Doyoung: Wait? You not mad? That Yuta accidentally made Mark cry?
Jaemin shakes his head: No, if you heard it from Jisung. It’s 100% a misunderstanding
Yuta: Great, can we please go to Mark!
Jaemin lights smacks Yuta head
Jaemin: Buddy, he won’t believe you now. Mark is stubborn, ever since he was child. It’s hard to change his mind
Jaemin: You need to tell Jisung, that it was misunderstanding and he will tell Mark and the rest is up to Mark to decide
Yuta: I will take that
Jaemin: Come I bring you two upstairs, and also don’t speak too much. We have this nosy upstairs neighbours, who happen to appear at random moments
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wildwoof · 6 months
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Your top 10 Koga romantic ships?
Oh boy. This is gonna be more like a test of "Can Feli even think about 10 different romantic ships for Koga?" Sure, I can easily pull 10 out, there's 48 other boys, but I wouldn't be truthful in that I actually SHIP it. I have a one track mind.
#1 is, of course, ReiKoga. [Jazz hands at all my posts talking about the two of them from Koga's perspective]. I love them very much for what they've been through together && even no matter how drastic Rei shifted from who Koga looked UP to, Koga NEVER left his side. I'm not gonna ramble here about them. I've done that enough.
#2 is AdoKoga. There's a sweetness to how Adonis & Koga's relation has shifted SO SO much since the first time they met. Koga trusts him wholly as his precious companion.
#3 is Kaoru & Koga. Mainly due to my polyUNDEAD agenda. I don't generally ship the two of them alone, BUT they can certainly be cute. Koga has brought Kaoru around multiple times while Kaoru has also helped to get Koga to open up.
#4 is Ritsu & Koga. I'd say a lil, but honestly, it's something that's more come up as an interest due to writing. There's a teasing relation between the both of them that Koga manages through, but he cares about the younger Sakuma brother in his own way.
#5 is Koga & Yuta --
#6 is Koga & Hinata. Giving the twins their own numbers saves me a lil. I mean, thanks to their different personalities, Koga's relation with the both of them is also different. I'll get more back on the two of them once I read Sandstorm when it comes out. He has had a playful relation with the both of them as his juniors, regardless as far as I have seen. But again, these ships I grew more interest to after writing.
So.... now comes the portion where I admit there's potential, but I'm not generally invested in the ship romantically, writing or no. I'm basically pulling the first 4 outta my ass that I can think of
#7 is Keito & Koga. This is someone who Koga looked to during the first only to get turned away, for reasons if you've read Crossroad & Resurrection Sunday, you know. But, Koga came to "approve" of Keito. While there was the rough patch during main ! era, it's clear in !! that Koga held no grudges now with Keito graduated && is able to spend time with him fine, much to Keito's annoyance when Koga acts out.
#8 is Koga & Souma. Souma is Adonis' closest friend & companion, so of course it's a matter of wanting to spend time with a close friend's friend.
#9 is Koga & Subaru. More of a friendship that has grown thanks to the two of them spending a lot of time together with their dogs.
#10 is Koga & Makoto. Koga helped to give Makoto a backbone & strengthen him up to stand on his own two feet. But, there was definitely a bit of a "power imbalance" there.
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negrowhat · 1 year
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Top 22 KPop idols?
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TOP 22 IDOLS??? I think I can do that. I have a lot of loves in my life.
J-Hope from BTS. It's no secret Hobi is my ult. He's been my ult since like 2016.
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2. Jay B from GOT7. My King, my Capricorn twin flame. Also a dilf.
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3. Hanse from VICTON. Next to Hobi, Hanse is perfection in my eyes. I adore everything about him and I would love to share a closet with him.
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4. Johnny from NCT 127. He is my boyfriend and if I could I would climb him like a tree.
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5. Jun from A.C.E. IDK ever since Tinted With You, leader has been coming for my neck! Not only is he gorgeous, but he's so funny!
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6. MoMo from TWICE. She's literally so fucking beautiful and so talented.
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7. Yeosang from ATEEZ. There's something so spectacular about Kang Yeo. He's such a good boy but also so rude.
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8. Wonho. The only thing bigger than his muscles is his heart. This man could swat a fly and feel so distraught afterwards. He's got nothing but love to give and is honestly one of the sweetest idols in the game.
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9. I.M from Monsta X. My lil boyfriend. He just be out the vibing, writing good music, and minding his own business.
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10. Ailee. Fucking queen and she's so motherfucking SEXY.
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11. Chungha. Short queen. I just enjoy her energy and she's so talented.
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12. Hyolyn. I only stan queens. I'mma be honest. I'd let her step on me.
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13. Mino from WINNER. MY FUCKING DOM! He's so fucking amazing. Such a talented rapper and painter and song writer. Nothing but love for that man.
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14. Kai from EXO. Ever since his solo debut I've been looking at him with fresh eyes.
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15. Onew from Shinee. Onew is an underrated king and he's so perfect. Also I'll never forget him chanting "Shinee, Pinee."
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16. Beomgyu from TXT. My fave lil trickster. I love how he makes it his mission to get on every single one of Yeonjun's nerves. Peak baby brother behavior.
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17. Sungjin from DAY6. HOW I MISS LEADER! He should be coming home soon. He acts so much like 62 year old dad and I love that. And his voice is unique.
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18. Mingyu from Seventeen. He's new for my list but he's oh so pretty and his rap flow is very sexy.
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19. YangYang from WAYV. My fave German boy. He's just such a good bean and he enjoys annoying Ten which makes me laugh.
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20. Suga from BTS. He's always been an absolute fave, but LATELY. MY NECK? HE'S BEEN COMING FOR IT. He's literally just so stunning and brilliant.
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21. Yuta from NCT 127. Osaka Prince with the healing smile, tattoos, and belly ring. He's another underrated vocal king and I won't rest until he gets a solo album.
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22. Chenle from NCT Dream. My goodest boy.
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Do you think any of the Tsunami yanderes would want to have kids with Mizuhime? Are there any who wouldn’t?
OOF I THINK THEY WOULD ALL WANT KIDS??? It just depends on the time though
Yuta: (WARNING: this response is lowkey a spoiler but I won’t explain how 😅) Would definitely want kids (like 5+ lol). Hell, he’d want to have them right now if he could, and he doesn’t care if they’re only teenagers! If he impregnated Mizuhime, then she would have no choice but to drop out of school and rely on him. Plus, he knows a certain man would support this decision... 
Yuji: He would like to have kids waaaay later on. Definitely not as teenagers, but when they’re both adults and they feel like they’re ready to take the next step. He’d probably settle for one or two. It has to be a small amount because he knows he’d have to add on hers and Megumi’s kid (cuz they’re poly remember).
Megumi: Kinda like Yuji? He would actually want kids but he as the decency to wait until they’re both adults. He would let Yuji impregnate her first (because he also wants to see how cute their baby would be 🥺) before making her have his. He would want 1-2 kids, but if she has two with Yuji, then he’ll just have one with her because three kids is already a handful 
Sukuna: Uh duh?? Every king needs an heir ofc. He’d probably copy the old aristocratic way of having an heir, a spare, and a daughter to marry off, though he won’t actually marry off his precious daughter tho. And he’d want them now too, only issue is that he’s stuck in his vessel’s body 😩 But I promise you, the second he regains his original form... Mizuhime better brace herself 
Gojo: would he want kids? Yes. Would he be an awful dad? Also yes 💀 He’d want them right away too, and he wouldn’t even give a shit about Mizuhime being a literal teenager. Getting her nice and pregnant would make her fully dependent on him and besides, how could he not want to have a bunch of cute lil babies that look like a mix of him and her??? He’d probably want a whole fucking army 
Choso: do you even have to ask? He DEFINITELY wants kids. In fact, he’d probably want to have as many kids as he has brothers (so like 10 💀 rip). He’d probably want to name his kids after his bros too while sobbing at the fact that none of them are alive to meet their nieces and nephews (unless Gege decides to bring out the remaining death wombs)
BONUS! I’ve decided to add the possible love interests here cuz why not
Ryu: No. Flat out no. He has no idea how to take care of a kid and he’s too lazy to learn. Since he’s like 400+ years old, he probs thinks its the woman’s job to deal with the kids too 💀 but since he gives me horny vibes, he probably accidentally knocks Hime up once and freaks the fuck out. Time to be a dad, Ryu, whether your yandere ass likes it or not. 
Hajime: He probably never thought about having kids with her until he accidentally knocks her up and he’s like “wtf” 😭 Since he’s also 400+ years old, he probs also believes it’s Mizuhime’s job to look after the kid, but I see him as a secret softie so he’ll end up caring for the kid too. Then, he realizes that he actually likes being a father and starts planning for more. Plus, his wifey looks cute all knocked up so how could he not get her pregnant again?? 
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NCT Dream Reaction: Dating Yuta’s younger sister
Mark:
right
it’s no secret that yuta loves mark
like LOVES mark
butttttttt
he is also very protective of you
i mean, you are his baby sister
so mark is absolutely terrified to tell yuta
literally waits for as long as he can until you force him to come clean
as soon as he finds out yuta just goes as intimidating as possible
and literally stars mark down with a death glare
eventually you calm him down although mark is now scared for his life
“i’m gonna be killed in my sleep”
so mark immediately tries to show yuta just how much he loves you
and once yuta sees that, mark begins to relax around him again
these two aren’t gonna sit down and talk about it, rather have a mutual agreement to keep their friendship and your relationship separate
yuta literally brings you everywhere with 127 and if fans ask, you just came to see your brother
but in reality he lets you spend the whole time with mark
honestly, considering how busy mark is, yuta doing this is probably the reason that the two of you made it through some rough patches
mark feels a bit awkward talking about your relationship with yuta but is still eternally grateful that yuta helps you two so much
realises that yuta cares about you both and will do literally anything for you to be happy
Renjun:
doesn’t want you to know how nervous he is for it
is definitely one to tell him earlier rather than later
but waits until it’s serious like he doesn’t tell him after the first date
yuta was coming to see you and you both agreed to tell him when he did
but the poor boy chickened out and literally hid under your kitchen table
so yuta was pretty confused as to why you had a crouching renjun
but it broke the ice quickly and forced you to tell him what was going on
after finding out yuta was just silent
like didn’t say a word for a while and you were getting nervous and slightly worried too
eventually you you just ask him if he’s doing okay
“yuta, you alright?”
*deep sigh* “...yes...”
“you sure about that?”
“...yes... i mean it could be worse”
renjun is only a little offended by that
it takes yuta a minute but after he watches the two of you together he sees just how perfect and happy you are
and realises that if renjun makes you happy, then yuta is happy with that
and will do anything to make sure that you keep that smile on your face
Jeno:
ok
he deadass gets away with it for a surprisingly long time
like you two were GOOD at hiding it
the dream members knew but it took mark accidentally letting it slip and hyuck not being there to cover up his mistake for yuta to find out
immediately makes his way over to the dream dorm even tho it was like 11pm
and bursts through the door to find you there with jeno
sits the two of you down and demands an explanation
so you explain everything to him and he literally just nods as goes “ok”
yuta probably could not care less that you were dating jeno
you were both completely surprised by that
he was just upset that you didn’t tell him
he knows you were nervous cause he’s protective over the people he loves
but he cares about you and wants to know what’s going on in your life
falls in love with your relationship pretty quickly
just really enjoys seeing you so happy around jeno
probably requests to do some schedule with dream so that he can bring you with him
just organises so many ways for you to see jeno or brings jeno to the 127 dorms etc.
basically, you realise that you should have told him much earlier cause he literally does all he can to help the two of you
Hyuck:
yeah yuta figures it out wayyyyy before hyuck wanted to tell him
hyuck was trying to get on his good side by doing impromptu nice things
so yuta was obviously suspicious, i mean this is donghyuck
but when hyuck didn’t tease him after a mistake that he knew something was up
it only clicked the next time yuta brought you up in conversation
hyuck perking up at the mention of your name and smiling gave it away
initially yuta wanted to kill him until he realised that this could be fun
he knew hyuck and knew that he loves deep and wouldn’t hurt you
but you’re still his lil sister and hyuck’s gotta go through initiation
says he doesn’t want you dating and watches as hyuck just tenses
then mentions that you’re visiting and watches as hyuck starts to sweat
then says “I’m sure you’re happy to see your gf again hyuck right?”
and watches as the poor boy just malfunctions
clears the rest of 127 out to talk to him
they come to an understanding and hyuck gets yuta’s blessing
but forget to tell you this so you get one hell of a surprise when you arrive
yuta uses the fact that you’re his sister to let you see hyuck all the time
the two of them definitely gang up on you good luck
but at the end of the day they both love you so much and would do anything for you
Jaemin:
ahhhhh the na brothers
is probably the only one to actually sit down with yuta and talk about your relationship with him
like explains how much he loves you and that it would mean a lot to him if yuta approved of the two of you
gives a long and emotional speech about his love for you
yuta teared up slightly but they both agreed it was the wind
and by the end of the day, you had his blessing
also probably did this before even asking you out
yuta is so protective over your relationship
refuses to let anyone talk bad about the two of you
has definitely got in trouble with SM for sneaking you in to the dorms or sneaking jaemin out
but he does NOT CARE
he will literally do anything for you so suck it SM
yuta probably defends the two of you a lot more than you know
like casually starts to slip into vlives how idols should be allowed to date
or other things like that
he is always looking out for the two of you
so you basically have a guardian angel looking over your relationship
Chenle:
yeah he wants to keep it to himself
but he gets excited that he’s dating someone as amazing as you and it reaches yuta pretty quickly
yuta has pretty mixed reactions to this news
like goes from shocked to confused to angry to happy to dread to protectiveness to a terrifying mixture of them all
appears in your place as soon as he hears
literally just appears, you turn around and he’s suddenly there
“WHAT IS GOING ON?!!?!?!” *literally shaking and almost shouting*
“oh... hi bro...whats up?” *you speaking in tiny*
brings chenle to you immediately and you two explain
“we’re dating...”
“WHY?”
“cause he makes me happy...”
“oh... okay then...” *calming down slightly*
you both take this time to assure him that you really like each other and you don’t want this relationship to end
when he hears that you thought he might force it to end he goes full protective again
and makes sure you know that he will never do that
instead he literally becomes so protective over your relationship
literally SM once tried to call you in to talk about it and yuta went NUTS
he’s so damn protective and would do anything to keep you both safe
Jisung:
FEAR
like literally nothing more
just FEAR
he thought debuting or facing saesangs was scary
but that was NOTHING compared to the fear he is feeling
hyuck was also not helping him at all
he probably knew how nervous sung was and kept telling stories about how protective yuta was and how he was constantly threatening to kill anyone who touched his baby sister
sung is literally almost shaking poor chick
jaemin literally slapped hyuck on the head to get him to stop
when it comes to telling him
yuta literally takes one look at the terrified boy and probably thinks teasing would be mean
but he does it anyway
not for long tho cause sung is in a state and a half
so yuta quickly gives his permission
as loving as yuta can be he’s also a little too invested in your love life
so you both keep your relationship as PRIVATE as you can
so yuta finds everything out from hyuck who snitches on you
yuta just cares a lot about you and wants you to be happy
once he’s satisfied that jisung makes you happy, he backs off and only appears to fight off management for you two
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NCT as High School Teachers
Y’ALL IT’S FINALLY HERE
So I saw a thibg on instagam that said nct as teachers so lets go
We’re going by age so I know I get all of them but I also don’t know all of them too well. I’m literally so upset I cant do xiaojun because I love him but I also don't know him well enough I’m sorry honey. also some of these I really pulled out of nowhere so they might be way the frick off
Taeil
I think he’s like one of those teachers who loves his job and wants his students to love his class but like he teaches selectively at the end of the day and they just want to go home
Teaches like language arts or some sort of literature
Is so happy to teach everyday
Johnny
Everyone's best friend
Knows every bit of gossip going on in school
Nobody knows what his job is
Meanders around campus all day
Knows your name somehow
Taeyong
Teaches something to help improve life skills like speech or something. Teaches Home Ec.
Loves his students and wants to be involved in their lives
Pretends like he’s not listening to all the student’s gossip so he hears it all
Gets bombarded in the teacher’s lounge on what’s happening (needs to be cajoled)
Surprised by all the scandalous things his students get themselves into
Yuta
We all knew this was coming
The hot substitute teacher
Works like once a semester
When he comes to work the whole school is rocked and he knows it
Walks around the classroom all day like sir why are you strutting
Sits with his feet up on the desk
Kun
Probably wants to be a really good and strict teacher
But the kids know they can walk all over him
Senior teacher
So when the seniors are informal with him so are the rest of the students
Doyoung
Scary
Extremely silent classroom you could hear a pin drop on the carpet
But like then he’s seen around the other teachers and he's so smiley
Either lectures and notes or busy work
Will not. Under any circumstances. Allow friends to sit next to each other.
Ten
“Do whatever you want, I don’t care”
Art teacher
So he can do whatever he wants, pass kids, and gets paid to use the school’s art supplies
Scolds kids who insult other kids’ artwork
Randomly subs for PE one day and makes the students learn dance
Jaehyun
Honestly idk probably an elective
His class is pretty average just like any other
But wow sir hello
Everyone is in love with him
Is besties with Taeyong and like wow what a pair Probably has a movie day like at least once a month
Winwin
Mysterious
Likes select students who will then learn that he likes stuff like ballet and singing
Students only learn about him through Yuta
People take his class cuz they know Yuta will visit him even when he doesn’t work
Well and ya know because its Sicheng
Is a pretty chill teacher
Jungwoo
FRESHMEN TEACHER
Girls literally coo at him instead of doing their work
Wonders why he has to fail students when he doesn’t teach anything
Speaks in tiny and loses control of his class sometimes
Shares a room with another teacher like idk Jaehyun.. Idk why but he does
(I have just been informed that he does in fact share a room with Jaeyun so there you have it)
Lucas
Teaches like P.E.
It’s something he can do and be loud about
Loves shouting orders but he never sounds angry like a normal coach lol
Actually scratch that he can sound angry sometimes
PRETENDS to be angry and yells then laughs like lol you should see your faces
ALWAYS plays with the students he never stays on the sidelines
Allows you to wear normals clothes not just the ugly gym uniform
Mark
Yes he teaches english
But half the class is just him laughing
Lots of the other teachers visit him
Like Yuta and Haechan
You can hear him from down the hall
I feel like he’s that teacher that has mistakes in his notes or tests or something, like small little spelling errors idk I can just see it
Firmly believes that you learn best by immersion and therefore you watch TV in class ALL THE TIME
Hendery
Drama teacher drama teacher drama teacher
All around good vibes
Finds things funnier than other students do
Truly anything goes in his class
Has never written up a student
Does stuff. Like you’re not the only one up there embarrassing yourself he does it first so y’all aren’t shy
No shyness allowed he will shell you like a pistachio
Renjun
Strict
It’s not even that he wants his students to do well or any dumb excuses like that he’s just strict
He gets teased all the time by the other teachers and his students cower at them
They honestly think it’s his twin brothers talking with the other teachers who is this man
Teaches a language class
So its like you either speak in that language or you don’t speak at all
Really cuts the stupid out of his class
And his class is really difficult for no reason everyone is like “But sir this is 101”
Jeno
Good wholesome teacher everyone can like
I can see him in like home ec
Kids come and talk to him all the time
His tests are so easy you are guaranteed to pass his class with flying colors as long as you know how to spell your name
Haechan
Study hall
Wants to have no responsibility Leaves the classroom all of the time, like he’s never in the classroom
Visits Mark so much
And Johnny so many visits to Mark and Johnny
Jaemin
He probably dabbles a little bit into phys ed
Also enjoys teaching so much
Has a big smile in class all the time
Learned everyone’s names down after the first day of class
Wants everyone to have a good ol’ time
Yangyang
Probably gets along with the younger boys 
Teaches something but people only learn german from him
No learning goes on in his vicinity
I love him but I feel like some people would find him a lil annoying
The jokes never stop
Chenle
Teaches freshmen math
He’s really hit or miss with his students
Sometimes they like him sometimes they don’t get him
I feel like he’s the teacher that always has like a group of students that eat lunch in his room
Always looks so fine like he dresses really well and all
Probably makes you do a lot of group projects I feel
Jisung
The youngest teacher
No one’s sure he’s actually allowed to be a teacher because he’s very discreet with his timeline like nobody knows his age but he has a mysterious amount of degrees
Like no one knows the details of his life he’s just there
Was mistaken as a student on multiple occasions
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tendertokyo · 3 years
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Which NCT boy could I beat in a fight; a discussion
yours truly is feeling nasty today and who better to destroy than 23 idiots (mom i love them but i wanna kick their ass)
let's get it
taeil: the most powerful thing about him is his voice, this man built like a grandpa, i'm not sorry. one good kick in the shin would be enough to floor him
taeyong: he's the softest bitch i've ever seen. my scorpio bloodlust is too much for his weak cancer ass, i'd knee him in the nuts and he'd apologise to me for standing in my way
johnny: this man is the textbook definition of chaotic evil, i would not fight him even if you paid me. he would play dirty and use his height to intimidate me but i feel like he wouldn't attack me at all. he'd just smile at me calmly and cage me in with his giant man body and i'd be done
yuta: it's tricky with yuta, 'cause i kinda wanna fight him for scorpio dominance but i also know it won't end well for me. unlike johnny, he would attack me and strike me down. but he couldn't intimidate me enough to give up so he better bring his best game
doyoung: i feel like i could take him in a physical fight bit not a verbal one you know? like yeah i could fuck up his kneecaps but he could verbally traumatise me like a champ. something about him reminds me of my very balkan mother and that makes me uneasy. could easily picture him threatening me with a wooden spoon
kun: he's too nice and patient to outfight fight me even if i attack first, would try to persuade me to talk it out but i'm not here for a chat motherfucker. i would knock him unconscious with an uppercut, but make sure he safely falls on a soft armchair
ten: i would never fight him, are you kidding me? he's an apsolute legend
jaehyun: i would beat his ass at the drop of a hat, dumbass white boy. he's higher than a kite 97% of time, bitchboy wouldn't even notice me swinging at him. i would right hook him square in the face and it would feel so good
winwin: i would fight him for that sweet scorpio dominance and i would win. listen i know he's a classicaly trained dancer and i'd use it against him. he'd be wasting too much time on looking ellegant and not enough on catchin deez hands
jungwoo: he looks all cute and innocent but i'm telling you he's one sadistic motherfucker. i'd run away from him the way you run away crying from a horror house at the fair
lucas: he has the bodyodyody for it but he's too slow for me, i'd scratch him up like catpost. he also wouldn't take the fight seriously 'cause he's friendly like that which creates a perfect opening for me to punish him with my claws
mark: i would never fight mark, can you imagine how tired this man is? also i feel like he becomes hella terrifying when he gets MAD mad and and i apsolutely don't wanna be at the recieving end of that
xiaojun: i could make him cry like a baby with my words only
hendery: it's like when your brother tries to play fight you, he swings a lost to scare you but is actually completely useless. makes those woosh noises and keeps going "u wanna fight huh u wanna fight me?...! c'mon sucka fight me wooooosh pow pewpew wooshhh" yeah i'd be threw with him in only clean punch
yangyang: i'd break his chicken legs and eat sushi with them
shotaro: he's adorable, why would i fight him? kawaii ass tiktok boy smh
sungchan: i have previously wished to fight his virgo ass but upon seeing his rap in misfit i've changed my mind, he gets a free pass but just this once
renjun: i'd fight him with such joy, he's all bark but no bite i'm telling you. i'd wrestle him, pin him down and pull the "why're you hitting yourself" trick. he'd surrender soon after because i would annoy him into it. as he limps away from me i hear him mutter "...bitch" under his breath but you know what i've hurt him enough for one day, so i let it slide
jeno: my lovely taurus boy, i could never fight you. i love tauruses too much y'all i can't. he deserves cuddles and warm drinks
haechan: oh i'd whoop his ass sooooo fast, he'd see me approach him from the distance and he'd already know it's over. i'd make him scream like a little girl no cap
jaemin: this is a 10/10 lil fuck. i would never fight him because i like him too much. it's a joy to watch him simply exist in his own weird, wonderful way. he's just a stupid cute boy and i wanna pet his hair
chenle: he's also too much of a legend for me to even attempt it and honestly i don't really want to. i adore that young man with all my heart, he's just a really cool chill dude with good vibes. i don't doubt for a second that he could beat my ass though, he is a sadist and has no mercy
jisung: i wanna protect him from the world, dog. only thing he's getting from me are words of encouragement, never fists. god bless him
that is all
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『you’re dating him but he’s not your bias』
reaction fic; NCT Dream
A/N: this is nct dream’s reaction to realizing your bias is not him (and you’re a couple). gender neutral, got way too deep at some points and was NOT meant to be this long. enjoy.
note that english is my second language and i speak mixing slang, accents and spellings from 3283928 places so i did notice there’s practice written with both s and c down there so
just dont mind it pls
also, today’s photo theme is dream looking cute in low quality shots.
𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓻𝓮𝓼: fluff (♡), angst (❆), comedy (☼), crack (⍢).
𝓦𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼: lots of swearing, my tough love for the neos, one mention of cheating that doesn’t actually happen, a couple of mentions of alcohol and drinking, some violence hidden in metaphors, me being chaotic, it got a bit more angsty and darker than i intended, but we do have all happy endings.
word count: 6.8K
pairing: nct dream members x reader ( includes mark, renjun, jeno, haechan, jaemin, chenle, jisung)
disclaimer: the characters in the story below do not reflect real people or present real facts. this is purely fictional, and you may not copy, change, translate or repost my work in any way. all rights reserved © cherry-hyejin 2021.
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Mark
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oh, poor baby
i feel like he would be a little heartbroken 
just a little
not so much if it’s someone from dream, because they’re his little brothers, but if it’s one of his hyungs from 127 or wayv,,,,,
boy might cry
he’s not super dramatic about it or anything but i don’t see him as being super confident about himself
so he might think like
“do they think he’s cooler than me?”
and it’s silly, yes, he knows
but it’s just something that pops up in his mind sometimes when you bring him up
so for the sake of this fanfic let’s pretend you’re johnny biased
because gods know i am
at least when it comes to 127
mark would be divided into fanboying with you and being like “YO, HE’S THE COOLEST GUY ON EARTH OH MY GOD I’M SO GLAD YOU AGREE”
and
“a h”
<gives you a little tiny smile to cover up the sound of his heart breaking>
would constantly try to get closer to you when johnny is around, and just
showing off in little (kinda dumb) ways
complimenting you
being even more whipped than usual
like yes he’ll give you all of his watermelon slices just please don’t look at johnny like that again
i think johnny would kind of play into it with the whole “imma steal your s/o” thing
and he doesn’t do it to make mark jealous or hurt
we know he’d rather get hit by a train than ever actually upsetting his son on purpose
but we also know he’s johnny
cue “OH DUDE HE’S FLIRTING”
so yeah he might call you lil pet names (beautiful, cutie, you get it)
just to see you giggle 
(and see your soul leave your body)
might say he’s taking you out for dinner when he’s just driving you to get more ice cream for a movie night with the gang lol
and winks
expect a lot of winks
anywhere and anytime
which makes mark sometimes feel like he’s intruding???
and that you appreciate johnny more than him???
he genuinely doesn’t understand how you can date him and still not have him as your bias
don’t you like, love him above everyone else or smth lol
his “showing off” phase eventually fades tho
now every time you hang you with the boys and johnny is around, he’ll be a bit more distant 
he thinks he’s giving you space to interact with his friends but he’s just shying away from competing with one of his favourite people ever
and it’s a competition that Does Not Exist™
but he’s not 100% aware of that
and you’re not that dense 
so ofc you notice
and you wait till you two are alone to talk to him, and he BEGRUDGINGLY admits that you being johnny biased makes him feel kinda small and unimportant
he’d never try to make you change your bias or anything
he just needs reminders that he’s your #1 boy sometimes
which is fine by you
and by him
cus now it’s you calling him pet names all the time
and hugging him
and kissing his cheek
and praising his work
and blowing kisses from across the room
and just telling him straight up that no matter what, you’ll always go to him
(not that you ever had any chance with johnny lmao)
THIS GOES TO SHOW COMMUNICATING IS KEY, CHILDREN
COMMUNICATE
Renjun
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wym donghyuck is your bias lol
literally are you fucking kidding him
don’t get me wrong ok
everyone knows renjun loves haechan
they’re bffs and could not live without each other
but at the same time,,,
what is wrong with you
who did he choose as his s/o gods help him
if it was jeno, or mark, or jaehyun, or winwin, or kun, or lucas, or yuta, or taeyong, or ten, or,,,,
literally ANY of his other members
he’d understand your point and be like “ok fine”
but haechan???? hmmm bestie no
he’s not gonna throw a fit
not after the first time you told him anyways
HE WAS SURPRISED OKAY
and he just whined very loudly after having laughed for 5 minutes thinking it was a joke
<flashbacks of that one time he had to sing the ottoke song with haechan on weekly idol>
if you don’t know that iconic scene, renjun had a whole ass meltdown in 3 seconds while yelling “aAAAAAH JINJJAAAAA” and getting ready to punch the living shit out of hyuck
for no reason other than the fact that it’s haechan we’re talking about and injun’s little body is filled with rage
BACK ON TRACK
would probably try to act all cool about it and be like “i don’t mind” but bruh does he mind
and it doesn’t help that haechan is such a little shit about it
he doesn’t even flirt with you
he just
constantly reminds renjun that he’s your bias—not him—and then constantly praises himself over you
“ah, y/n~ did you choose me as your bias because i’m the best vocalist? or was it because i’m the best dancer? mAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE OF MY OH SO BROAD SHOULDERS—”
(pause for injun to punch him)
(unpaused)
and ok in the beginning it was funny seeing him all worked up but now it’s just annoying to be in the same room as these two
haechan won’t let either of you live
and renjun just wants to
fight
so it eventually gets to the point where you’ll talk to renjun and jeno will talk to hyuck cus even the other dreamies are tired of it
except maybe for chenle, he always laughs his ass off when they start bickering
ANYWAY
your conversation goes something like “oh my god renjun i’m literally dating you, i don’t like haechan better or anything you little pile of fury”
while jeno sits hyuck down in front of him and jaemin and just
“bro why are you like this”
“bro”
no but renjun would apologize for going overboard with his protectiveness and jealous energy because he’s not generally like that
he’s angry all the time but never about something involving you, you know
he tries his best to treat you like the royalty you are
but something about hyuck being your bias makes him feel a bit like a castaway???
he’s very creative and as an artsy kid myself i know we’re very prone to feeling left out because we’re just different from the others
so he’d think maybe haechan really has a better voice
or better dancing skills
or he looks better
he is taller than injun after all, and has broader shoulders, and his hair is all fluffy and—
the whole thing just made him insecure about things he had settled with himself long ago
he was fine with being him
but not so much when it came to that
i don’t think you two would fight over it cus tbh i think renjun would really only get with someone who can be very understanding of him
and i think hyuck would actually apologize to renjun too
not when everyone’s around but like, maybe after dinner or something and he just needs to feel like they’re besties again
hyuck never meant for things to get out of control
he just really likes both injun and you as his friends, and aside from skinship his most prominent love language is,,,
teasing
he was really just trying (very poorly) to grow closer to the person his best friend loves so much—you—because renjun is SUCH a big part of his life it would just feel wrong to not be good friends with you as well
don’t tell them i said this but they hug it out
injun strikes me as someone that could take a bit of time to bounce back from something that hurt his pride or his sense of belonging
and his way of healing and bonding is just,,,
art
sure, keep being haechan biased, but also please read with him
and talk about his fantastic animal creations
and watch those buzzfeed unsolved alien theory videos because he really wants to discuss it and maybe even draw what he thinks the aliens look like
hyuck tones it down, you make sure renjun knows you like him for him, renjun starts to (secretly) appreciate hyuck’s talent along with you...
and now let’s take a moment to imagine the minute you watch their latest mv with injun by your side
and yes okay the first thing you see is CLEARLY how good renjun looks because holy fucking shit he’s an angel (and i’m clearly not renjun biased)
but then,,,,,,
wAS THAT A HAECHAN HIGH NOTE
(there’s always a haechan high note, just look for it)
and ok maybe he did scream a bit with you because of how good it all sounded
and you know what, it works out perfectly bc you two are my new otp and you were meant for each other
but we do have to mention the eventual happening of chenle saying like “oOoOoOoH y/N wErE yOu dRoOliNg oVeR hAeChAn AgAiN” after a special stage
and then you, injun and hyuck all attempt to choke him
i’m kidding
or not
Jeno
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ah, lee jeno
aka samoyed boi
yes i do call him that no i will not stop
everyone is always writing jeno as being super protective and literally about to burst a lung if someone else ever does as much as look at you
but i just 
don’t see him that way
he’s a taurus and from what i know about taurus they can be v v jealous, yes, but they mainly seek comfort
so he’s fine with you biasing jaemin
as long as you’re not ditching him or anything lol
and ok, imma be 100% honest here even if it sounds like literal no fun (jenojaem wink wonk)
jaemin doesn’t flirt with you
not any more than he flirts with
every other breathing creature
ever
he’s really only platonically interested in you, never remotely romantic or anything lol
on the other side, he is in love with jeno
basically, if jaemin is your bias, jeno is his
so nothing really changes
we know how nomin are, okay
they hold hands, they stare deeply into each other eyes, they nearly kiss at least once every time they go live
it's just them
you gotta respect it bruh
i know this is the most boring reaction ever so let’s create the one (1) instance where jeno would actually dislike that you bias someone else
i think he would feel a bit hurt if you seemed to be more supportive of jaemin’s work than his
and it’s not something big or on purpose
it’s just something like going with him to a recording session but not going with jeno because you have homework
or after a very busy practise day going to praise jaemin first
even if it’s just three words
“you did good”
and then you’re going towards him, he’s gonna feel like maybe he doesn’t deserve your praise as much as nana????
i actually feel like, among the dreamies, jeno is the least confident one when it comes to his performance
he knows he’s not an awful rapper or anything but i think it can be a bit too much, being around such bright and huge presences like the others while his nickname literally means “no fun”
his members are just so loud and full of energy most of the time
and sometimes he just really needs to be quiet and observe in silence 
(yes i do know he’s chaotic and a crackhead, i’m just saying as we know he can be a bit introspective)
so what if you just
stopped seeing him?
did he become invisible to you?
did you finally fall for jaemin’s beautiful smile and stupid pick-up lines?
he’s not gonna let it show that he’s affected, though
earth signs are nearly always the ones to “stay strong” because we have this image that people are relying on us???
so we do what we do
bottle everything up and overwork ourselves bc we only got two modes
1. chill, super balanced and down to earth (ay for the pun)
2. please make us take a break we’re literally about to cry if we work for one more minute but we can’t allow ourselves to fucking take it easy
so yes you’ve guessed correctly, we’re going with 2
jeno is going to go so, SO hard on everything he does 
literally every single activity you can think of from dance practice to photoshoots to cooking for the dreamies
he stays up later than usual to get that one tricky move in the choreo just right
he works out more because he thinks he has to look absolutely perfect for when they shoot the mv
jisung asked for ramen? he’s making it but you bet your ass he’s spending over 40 minutes just chopping so
many
vegetables
AND STUFF THAT JISUNG WON’T EVEN EAT
but he’s doing it anyway for the reason being that it just has to be the Best™
and it’s not like he’s competing with anyone else to be diligent
this is just about being better than he was and showing himself—and maybe you—how painstakingly hardworking and driven he can be
maybe then you’re gonna acknowledge him as much as you acknowledge nana :((
:(((((
writing this is making me downright sad, jeno is so underrated and unaware of his power UGH
and i need to point out this is NOT about making you change your bias from jaemin to him, this is solely about having you recognize his efforts, even if you already do
if you just thought jeno was like going off in work because it was asked of him to, jaemin would DEF notice and talk to you about it
turns out it’s a habit of jeno to go extra hard sometimes and he needs someone to make him take a break
so it goes down like you breaking into the practice room when jeno and jisung were practising
the first reaction is confusion
the second is oh hey babe how are you
third is
a-are you dragging jeno and his bag out of the door while screeching at jisung to order pizza and doughnuts for everyone??
yes you are and i’m proud of you
so jeno is still confused and making those cute “hUh” noises he does omg i love him so much
and you’re just rambling about how much of an amazing artist he is, and you love his voice, and he’s a fantastic dancer, and his expressions and gestures are on point, and he takes such good care of the dreamies and
he’s perfect
and he knows jaemin must have talked to you, and he feels so vulnerable to have you know how on edge he’s been
baby boy just needs some rest
and that’s exactly what you give him, with a bath full of those fancy bath bombs and flower petals and candles at your house/apt
then a quick sheet mask while you massage his shoulders and keep saying how much you genuinely admire him
the mask might be ruined cus he started crying out of exhaustion
after that’s been done and you’ve hugged for at least like 5 min nonstop, you head over to the dorms, where hyuck was in charge of setting up a blanket fort while mork and nana gather board games, jisung gets the food and chenle
well chenle just had to make sure jisung doesn’t forget to order for someone and doesn’t break like 10 plates trying to set the table lol
this is way longer than the others so imma wrap it up
make it obvious and loud that you see and respect jeno’s hard work and he’ll be alright again
and maybe make those game nights a weekly thing when possible, it would make him very happy
he’ll never again feel sad when you praise jaemin cus now he’s sure he does enough, and above all, he is enough
Haechan
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haechan = full sun
why would you ever bias someone when you’re dating the goddamned sun
does not understand
but also does not care that much
actually, one out of two really depending on who your bias is
if it’s one of the members he has that tom/jerry relationship with, prepare for so
much
complaining
and clinging
AND HE’D BE SO LOUD OH MY FUCKING GOD
donghyuck please stop screaming about doyoung not deserving to be your baby’s bias, it’s 2 am
on the other hand, if it’s one of the (few) members he,,,
adores with all of his heart and is not afraid to show it
ex: sungchan, jaehyun, taeil and yang2x
then you can bet he’s going to be right beside you whenever you feel like throwing a fit because he’s just so handsome and talented
IF IT’S MARK OSHDISJD
i’m going to write you as being mark biased ok? ok
i honestly don’t know if he’d feel more jealous of mark or of you
he loves you both
a lot,,,,
and he really doesn’t like it when mark blushes when you compliment him
and he doesn’t like it when mark literally just walks past you and you trip over your feet because bro tf u doing, that’s some embarrassing shit
lowkey done with you two
but also PAY HIM SOME ATTENTION
or don’t, he’s fine either way (cue crossed arms and staring at you from across the room until you come give him a kiss)
“he’s pretty cute but i’m cuter right baby”
pouty pouty pouty if he ever feels neglected
will be so fucking annoying lmao i can’t write haechan, i love him but i do understand why renjun is always trying to beat him up
he’d be a show-off in a different way than mark because he can be so petty
will take every chance he gets to pull a one-liner
will sing everything he has to say just so you know he can hit those high notes
what do you mean dream doesn’t have a schedule today
oh man, he could swear they did
because that is the sole reason why he’s wearing his most expensive clothes and shoes + makeup to walk around the dorms, yes
no he doesn’t want to impress you
shut up
will text you like every single fancam he sees on twitter
every
single 
one
and are they mark’s?
lol no, they’re his
he is so genuinely trying to make you a member of his sunflower cult 
<whispers> “tell me i’m your bias” 
“donghyuck what the actual hell why are you standing at the end of my bed in the middle of the night like a fucking demon child”
he really wants to act all cool and composed but he wants to be your bias so fucking bad
he’s a bad bitch all around and just does whatever
cus haechan privilege
and he tends to not care about what people say and think???
bc he knows he’s lee donghyuck
he’s fully aware of the effect he has on people
but you
not biasing him
naw, he can’t take it
will do anything and everything he can to make you say, JUST ONE TIME, he’s your bias
then you can go back to loving (his) mark
so for your sake, for his sake, for mark’s sake
just give donghyuck what he wants
i can promise he’ll keep being an ass no matter what you do
like yeah did you just buy him coffee and his favourite cake? well that’s sweet but iS HE YOUR BIAS YET
“aw babe thanks so much for taking a bullet for me but now please say i’m your bias”
if you still don’t do it, it’s time to be extra petty
will actually drop you for mark
his logic is something like: he can’t be your bias? pity, so he’s just gonna date him instead
and mark is mark so he has no idea what’s going on
everyone in 127 and dream finds this absolutely hilarious cus suddenly donghyuck seems to be doing his best to win over mark’s heart and i mean more than usual???? and he’s treating you like his bro????
<you leaving the dorms to go to uni or smth so you go to hyuck for a goodbye kiss> “no can do, i’m committed”
“i’m your partner”
“no that’s mark”
it’s not 100% a joke when i say i can see him getting down in one knee to propose to mark while making eye contact with you to
assert his dominance
and mark is just
“dude
what HAHAHA”
and you are so done, i’m so sorry you have to go through that bby
i don’t think there’s another way to fix haechan other than just admitting he was your bias for an era, or a comeback or something
like yeah with the other dreamies before him it’s bonding + healing time bc i wrote it all kinda angsty (lol sorry) but with donghyuck
no
“will you stop this if i say you were my bias during reload era”
“mark wasn’t in dream that era tho”
“yes i know”
i say he’s gonna take what he can get and now things can finally go back to normal
with the exception that something else comes along with hyuck being satisfied with you biasing him
he just has a full pass to fanboy over mark now too
what am i talking about?
new 127 mv is out
you: watching it beside haechan and going off about how pretty mark looks
him: going off even harder bc he’s whipped too
this is what a happy couple looks like 
but now i pity mark because he has you two idiots fanboying over him irl
savemork2021
Jaemin
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nana is just such a chill and fun guy
i can’t see him being actually jealous or anything if he finds out you bias someone else
and so the two of you become insufferable together
bitch, i’m telling you
he (ur bias) is not gonna have one peaceful day ever again in his entire life
cus you know the thing jaemin does where he just looks at someone doing some random shit and goes “oOoOoH sExY”
yes that thing
he’s doing it to your bias 
and you’re doing it too
and your bias probably wants to run away to some very far away land
PLEASE IF IT’S JISUNG
i’m not gonna write this whole thing as if you bias him but let’s just imagine
two fully grown people
pilling on top of poor, poor park jisung playing games on his phone
“URI JISUNGIEEEEEE
MWOYA, MWOYAAAA~"
i genuinely think he would avoid being around you two at the same time
cus individually he can handle it
like yes y/n please let me go this hug has lasted for about 4 minutes now
or oh hi jaemin hyung my cheeks hurt when you pinch them that hard
but when you two are together
bruh
a power couple not bc you two are v confident or some shit but bc you can and will be extremely affectionate towards anyone that comes too close
and now let’s talk about how it would be if you biased jaehyun
jaemin loves jaehyun
they’re 2jae
2jae are soulmates
therefore,,,, it’s also kinda hellish but in a different way???
bc 2jae are on the end of that spectrum about the neos that know how in love the entire world is with them
they’re too powerful
they’re aware of their charm and they do everything they can to rub it in our faces
so the flirting between 2jae and you would be insane
and i mean insane
insane as in even johnny is kinda disgusted tbh bc
they’re doing a photo shoot with the 23 of them for some shit, idk don’t ask me
and of course, you had to tag along
but oh my god you three, please stop calling each other sexy/hot in weird voices now, the staff is staring
there are def rumours the 3 of you are a poly couple lmao
jaehyun denies everything on social media (throwback to saying “no way lol” when we asked if he REALLY slept in the same bed as jungwoo)
but every piece of content there is of you and jaemin or you and jaehyun or just them is so ridiculously flirty
you can bet there are compilations on youtube like 
“y/n being in love with 2jae for 8 minutes heterosexual”
ok i was having way too much fun with that, moving on
i don’t think he’d ever be actually upset about you biasing someone else
he trusts you and treasures you a lot so he doesn’t see the problem in you also appreciating another one of his members
bc gods know he does
he’s a bit in love with everyone so why shouldn’t you be too lol
one time he would feel a bit blue because of it???
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i think it’s possible he’d turn pouty or whiny or just kinda needy (not in a bad way, he just misses you) when he’s like
done with people
and needs some time away from everything
we know he’s an introvert, even if he acts very, very loud around the boys and it’s honestly just a matter of time until an introvert grows tired of being around humans
it depends on each person, of course, but there’s a 99% chance every once in a while he’ll start to feel too drained
and he’ll need a break to get his energy back
jaemin would probably want you around even when he feels like that, though
i see you being such a big source of comfort for him in a relationship
he enjoys taking care of people so please take care of him too
and for just this one day don’t talk about your bias that much, or don’t leave nana to go over to him to chat
and just cuddle him a lot
that will make him a smiley baby again
and then things are back to how they normally are
and by that i mean most neos hiding from you because they’re scared 
i don’t have a lot to say aside from that so let’s think about the neos that would be the most intimidated by your shared thot aura
dotae would be confused in different ways lol
taeyong would be just ????????????blush/awkward smile/hahaha??????
and doyoung might actually ask what is wrong with you
<points to jeno and his s/o> “why can’t you be like them”
mark would laugh-scream and slap his knee into oblivion whenever you two are cornering him
but then go super shy and be like “dUDE DON’T DO THAT”
resident confident gay jungwoo would rejoice in the attention and make so many goddamned jokes
a literal comedian i love him
i think sicheng and renjun would be on the same wavelength of repugnance towards you lol
chenle would deadass call you weird and tell you to leave him alone
shotaro and kun might faint (or kun will panic-scold you)
taeil is as confused by affection as usual (have you seen the face he makes when haechan kisses him LMFAO he’s smiling but like wondering wtf happened on the inside)
ten is not very amused but might play into it
yangyang: that’s disgusting, man (cue flashbacks to that live with renjun after the from home stage where renjun pretended to lick his hand and slick his hair back,,, catboy injun,,, you know the one)
xiaojun and hendery are such panicked gays they just turn to stare at whoever else is around and make that “help” expression like they’re on the office
haechan is haechan, kinda doesn’t mind it
jeno is used to dealing with this at this point
lucas and yuta love the attention but while yuta will flirt right back lucas is just gonna smile and try to jop his way out of there while screaming
sungchan will go hide behind haechan and say “hyung they’re being dumbasses again”
this turned into ‘how would nct react to you and jaemin being super flirty together’ and i’m not sorry
Chenle
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chenle is so fun to write i love him lmao
okay so
he doesn’t strike me as the possessive type with anyone other than jisung (bc i swear he can be a bit jelly towards his bestie but i think it comes with sungie being the sweetest bean ever, he’s just protective)
he’s such a ray of sunshine and witty jokes and dolphin laughter i love him
back to the plot
he literally couldn’t care less about you biasing someone else
b u t
i will say there’s an exception
this exception is tall, kinda lanky, very awkward and born on the 5th of february
you’ve guessed it, it’s jisung
i think most of the time he’d tease THE SHIT out of you for it because c’mon
you had 22 chances not to mess up
and you still somehow ended up biasing jisung? lol do better next time
and this is not me and chenle hating on jisung, please—
he’d just find it funny that your bias is his best friend and
hold the fuck up
your bias is his best friend
oH NO NO NO NO NO
i think after realizing that he would lowkey try to keep you two apart because he’s somehow jealous of both????
and if he can’t help it then you can bet your ass he will be screaming all along
it’s his sweet, dummy jisung
with his sweeter and dummier y/n
what is he going to do
probably has a mini-breakdown with kun because like he’s always wanted you two to get along bUT NOT LIKE THAT
kun will just sigh like the tired father he is and pet his back while saying “there, there”
and a genius idea is going to come to chenle’s mind
you know the teasing thing?
well it’s upgrade time
he’s gonna turn into such a try-hard with tmi and embarrassing shit you two have done
and he’s not trying to stop you from being friends
he just wants you to like
know who you’re befriending
bc i think since he’s really really close to jisung, he doesn’t want you getting closer to him bc you like his idol side alone
and he doesn’t want jisung getting close to you just because you’re his partner either
if you had high hopes for each other and ended up kinda falling face-first into the ground bc it was nothing like you had imagined—
he’d be so broken
because he loves you so much :((((
so like, if you can get past the teasing and annoying barrier he’s putting up, he’ll be more than happy to have two of the most important people in his life being buddies
so get ready for it
if you’re the type of person to go batshit crazy when you drink, oh boy, oh boy
so you and the dreamies are just having dinner when lele feels like it’s the perfect time to disclose some of your drunken adventures
“hey y/n”
“yeah babe?”
“remember that time you got really really drunk on vodka and candy and wanted to call your mom”
“chenle the hell don’t talk ab—”
“but then you tried using the microwave as a phone”
“...”
“...”
“or that other time you were equally as drunk and watched the make a wish mv and cried because you noticed the height difference between xiaojun hyung and lucas hyung”
yeah so now’s the part you get up to chase him around the dorms and try to land a kick
BUT WORRY NOT, HE’LL MAKE SURE TO EMBARRASS JISUNG JUST AS MUCH
he likes doing that when it’s just the three of you though
so picture this
movie night the girls boys
chenle would 100% pick the most terrifying horror movie he can find so that he could see jisung clinging to whoever’s closest to him
and then right before a jumpscare, he’d whisper like
“jisung”
“w-what”
“why don’t you do that thing you were doing while you slept last night”
(honestly, i’d be mildly scared if i heard lele say this with no context at all)
and then the jumpscare happens and jisung is nearly fainting and crying at the same time
but chenle is laughing
and trying to get out what he wants to tell you between wheezes
“he-he” <dolphin wheeze> “hE WAS SINGING CHEER UP BY TWICE WHILE SLEEPING” <more wheezes>
and look this is just gonna go on for weeks until you and jisung are over it
and stop being weird and awkward around each other
lele needs you two to be bros ok
so be bros
once you do adapt to being pals with your bias i think chenle would take the teasing down a notch just to make you more comfortable
and like he’s so happy now the three of you can hang out and there’s just no tension
happy chenle is the thing i love the most i swear to gods
and if you don’t adapt to it?
well,,,
i honestly think he’d be pretty disappointed, cus it means to him one of you isn’t ready to fully embrace the weirdness within????
and like what u scared of
jisung is a weirdo, what about it, so are you
either that or he’d think you’re maybe being judgemental
so yeah please accept jisungie and your dumbass boyfriend
then everyone can be besties
i love thinking about the three of you as just this hellbound chaotic trio
because chenji already wreak havoc wherever they go as the two of them
but now that you’re coming along,,,,
no neo would escape from your pranks ever again (and even members of other groups lmfao watch out sehun, i’m talking to you)
and it’s so incredible infuriating in a good way that it just turns to be endearing
you’re cute as fuck so no one gets actually mad with the shit you pull????
which is dangerous, someone should really keep an eye out on the three of you 
we don’t need sm to be on fire
well we kinda do cus they’re pretty bad but not my point
i said somewhere above that chenle would tone the teasing down but i don’t mean he’d stop
bc c’mon guys
he’s chenle
no limits here
but sorry, i really cannot write jealous!chenle cus his heart is just too pure and filled with joy for him to be jealous for real
last scenario?
chenle after a comeback stage: ya y/n, i was gonna ask how was my performance today but you were probably more focused on jisung’s arms right
jisung is choking on water somewhere behind you
Jisung
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it’s maknae time <plays i.n’s maknae on top>
i don’t mean to picture jisung as being like
ridiculously innocent or just downright naive because i really dislike it when people do that
he’s a literal 19 yo and jaemin himself has said he’s not as innocent as we think lol
however
i do see him as being quite new to all things love 
i think you’d probably be his first partner and with first relationships comes a lot of other firsts
first kiss maybe, first time holding hands, first time being jealous….
first time being jealous, yes, focus on that
i don’t think jisung would be aware that like
you not biasing him is even a possibility
cuz you’re dating
doesn’t that come along????
ah poor baby i love him
if you biased chenle i think he’d be just
disgusted and weirded out but okay?? you do you i guess???
he’s comfortable enough with lele to not feel intimidated
but if it’s another member
ESPECIALLY one of the oldest ones
i think it would be a blow straight to his confidence 
you biasing ten, kun, taeil, taeyong, doyoung or johnny and maybe yuta would make him feel a bit hesitant and concerned
his first thought would probably be that you don’t like being with someone as young as him
and who knows, maybe you’re even younger than him, maybe you’re the same age, but what if you actually like older guys??
what about him then???
and jisung doesn’t mean to feel so worried and insecure, ok, pls understand where i’m coming from
first relationships normally take like a very long time to build trust and acceptance of the other person’s feelings bc it’s literally a whole new world for you
and that goes extra hard for jisung because he is so fucking whipped for you it’s still hard to believe you like him as much
and it absolutely does not cross his mind that you’d cheat on him with your bias, GODS NO
he really respects you and his hyungs 
so no, never
that’s not a thing that can happen
but you realize you’re too good for him and maybe see he doesn’t fit your ideal type?
well, yes, that’s what he’s thinking
probably goes straight to chenle or renjun (he talks about renjun so much asjahj) to vent and ask for advice
i think they’d be surprised to see what’s going on inside his pretty little head because it’s so obvious for everyone that you just adore jisung
and they do tell him that
however, i don’t think it would completely calm his nerves, and again, this has nothing to do with not trusting you
it’s just that
his hyungs are so cool…
HE CAN’T HELP IT OK
would probably try to mirror your bias (i’m saying it’s taeyong for the sake of what i’ve imagined ok) and like
grasp onto some of his qualities?
so in his mind taeyong is: nice, sweet, caring, amazing, perfect, smart, perfect, sexy, mature and did i mention perfect
i can see him trying some new rap styles that mimic tyong’s a bit???
like would lowkey learn his raps from cherry bomb and superm’s one and listen to recordings frequently to pick up on how taeyong does it
i think he’d also just change the way he acts in general to dodge a bit from his maknae image
so now he tries to speak with a more formal-ish language and learns random facts about things you like to seem more intelligent???
“good morning y/n, you look as beautiful as one of voiello’s paintings today :]”
“wait i thought that was a pasta brand”
he’s just trying to show you he can be mature and serious if you want him to
long story short, he’s not acting like himself (not that he’s childish, he’s just out of it) and you don’t like it, so you ask about it and wait for him to feel comfortable with sharing
when he does talk about it breaks your heart so much :((
you’re going to need some patience to try and show him you’d choose him, and not your bias, even if you had the chance
they’re completely different people and you love him BECAUSE he’s jisung, not for any other reason
please reassure him so he can go back to acting like his authentic self, i think it would be such a relief for him too
your words and affection are obviously enough for him, but if it ever happens that he feels especially low and insecure again, it would help if your bias talks to him too
and taeyong wouldn’t have a problem with it
actually, scratch that, taeyong probably knew what was going on all along
he just has that motherly 7th sense (ay) that is even more acute with the dreamies cus like 
127 has him, wayv has kun, but dream has…
the dreamies
and that, my friend, is terrifying
anyway he’d come to talk to jisung asking like “what’s wrong buddy :(“ and sungie would be a bit ashamed because it sounds so silly when you say it out loud
of course tyong wouldn’t judge him, and he just really has to tell jisung what is it you and he are always talking about
it’s him
“when they come around to talk and hang out here it all goes back to you, jisungie. they can’t spend one second without mentioning your name
it’s so cute; it’s always like ‘oh jisung would love this’ or ‘jisung likes it that way’
so please be kinder to yourself and let yourself see that they’re in love with you, not with me and not with any other member they ever mention”
jisung would feel 10000000% better
and smiley
and giggly
and oh my god do you really talk about him that much
LOOK HE’S BLUSHING
would just go over to your house immediately and hug you, burying his face on your neck from behind you
and not let go
ever again
the whole situation just teaches him a lot about accepting your love for him and not questioning it 
shut up i’m not crying
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final notes: this was my first work after the humanity series and it was so fun lol i think next up is probs gonna be an ideal type scenario for ot23 (but if i really write it i’m gonna post it by subunit and its gonna be way shorter than this, don’t expect 23K words at once lmao)
if you’ve enjoyed this fic please consider reading my humanity series, which is a zombie apocalypse au with kun <3
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Umbra | J. Seo (m)
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》 Genre: vampire au! Smut, fluff, minor angst and mentions of violence, This story also features Yuta, Taeyong, Jaehyun, Jungwoo, Doyoung and Mark as his coven members
》 Warnings: spitting, dry humping, mentions of blood obvi, mentions of feeding, strong boy trying not to fuck you into oblivion, his eyes get black he's when he's hungry/horny, disgusting amount of fluff, omg sorta strength kink? Johnny is very in love w you and very protective cause some of his brothers are out of pocket, Jungwoo wants to b ur bestie lowkey, Yuta is a lil shit
Chapter 2 
There are many things that Johnny loves about you. He could spend all his time showering you with professions of his adoration, and he'd never grow tired of it. Though, his concept of time and yours are slightly different.
He's patient, excessively so sometimes, in your humble opinion. But, he also never expected in his three hundred and forty five years of existence, to find someone who manages to warm his cold and stagnant heart in the way you have.
Now, anytime away from you is a bit bothersome.
It's just, he never knew humans like you existed. In his world, there are either those who lust after his kind and the benefits in which their heightened senses and skills provide, or those who see him as a complete moral abomination.
Even now, in a society that has to live in conjunction with vampires, there are still so many people who fear him. Well, they fear what they think he is. A creature of the night, a demon, something that is only greedy for strife and nothing more.
You were the first person who genuinely throttled him, curious and wide eyed, completely fascinated by him. And not in a way that made him feel like he was under a microscope, but in a way that made him feel as though he was something...to be admired.
Your heartbeat, even after a year, still flutters like the wings of dragonfly whenever he displays his strength; swinging you up into his arms like you're made of feathers and all things delicate.
At first, he thought you were scared, weary, perhaps, about his abnormalities. He couldn't find any other explanation for the way you seemed to shrink in his presence whenever he'd dip his head below your chin to grace your throat with his lips, cooling your hot skin.
It didn't make sense. Not until he realized there is a direct correlation to your change and scent, and these moments in which he can be himself around you.
You like it. You like that he's different, a complete opposite to what you'd find in the common world. If he thought he could be any more enamored, anymore breathless than he was before (no pun intended) he was wrong.
Even now, with you lying with your back against his hard chest, playing with his slim fingers, your voice is nothing but earnest. Curious, in your own little world that consists of just you and him.
He thinks, no he knows, that if he had a pulse it would be racing every time he's around you. Every time you ask him a question that would normally repulse anyone else, even when you place his cool palm against your blazing cheek, giddy about the difference in temperature. He can tell that you just want to know more about him, about how he exists in the world. He simply can't resist indulging you.
"So...everyone doesn't taste the same? I always just assumed that blood is, well, blood." He smiles to himself as you trace shapes into his palm, before flipping his hand over and grazing your fingertips over his protruding knuckles.
The feeling of your skin against his is so pleasant he almost gets distracted.
"Well, it depends, really," his free hand strokes up and down your arms, savoring the softness. "sometimes the difference is slight, like someone who's A or B negative, but other times it can be quite stark. It's about chemistry really."
He can already see your expression in his head, furrowed brows, lips pursed in a manner too cute for your own good. He absentmindedly pushes you further against his chest, reclining slightly against the pillows as to make it more comfortable for you. You hum in satisfaction.
"Chemistry? Like how you feel about the person?" He can't quite pinpoint what is laced within the lilt of your voice, he answers nonetheless, chuckling warmly.
The sound is like pure velvet, causing your skin to tingle. You shiver, and he pulls your blanket over you, worried his lack of body heat may be disturbing your comfort. He doesn't realize how wrong he is.
"It's more like, how that person has lived. Their natural...how do I say...essence? Yes, their essence sometimes can determine how desirable some ones blood is to us."
He doesn't miss the way your heartbeat falters in rythm. He grins, as you take both of his hands in yours and intertwine your fingers. He twists his wrist and brings your knuckles up to his lips, kissing your skin.
You shift underneath the covers, suddenly thankful for his cool temperature. You know that most of the vampires that exist in society use blood bags from the banks provided, but you still wonder...
"Am I...am I desirable to you? Like, my blood, or whatever." You wish you could say you usually aren't so bad at speaking when you're around him, but that would be a blatant lie.
It's the most endearing thing he's ever witnessed.
His hands are gone from yours and elsewhere in the blink of an eye, one strong arm locked around your torso as his free hand reaches down to cup your chin. He turns and lifts your head towards him, gently, and the look in his eyes has your breath stalling momentarily.
"Of course you are, silly," he says it as if it's the most obvious thing ever, leaning down to peck your nose. Butterflies swarm violently in your belly. "I desire you in every way there is to desire someone, it makes me want to keep you all to myself. No one else should be allowed to even think about you, or your blood, in that way."
He looks lost in thought for a second, pupils almost darkening the whole of his irises, before he seemingly brings himself out of his daze. You turn in his hold, adjusting your position so that you're practically lying on top of him, chests touching and your legs cradled between his hips. He holds you effortlessly in his arms.
"Well it wouldn't matter anyways, cause I'm all yours." His pearly teeth show from behind the pillowy surface of his lips, as he leans in to kiss you in a manner that has you reaching out to wrap your hand around the nape of his neck.
"Mhm, all mine." He murmurs, nose nudging against yours as he shifts back and forth from your top lip, and then your bottom, tongue exploring the surface of each.
Kissing you, is another experience entirely for him. He wonders if it feels for you as it does for him, like pure intoxication. It brings back memories, memories he didn't think could still be reachable in the depths of his mind.
A time where he was warm, where life thrummed through his veins like the rushing current of a river. You are springtime on his tongue, the rays of sunlight that once heated his skin, the smell of flora in the air that mingles with the fleeting breeze.
He almost whines when you depart from his mouth, yearning already heavy in the pit of his stomach.
You look almost nervous, suddenly finicking with the front of his shirt as you sit back on his lap. He can hear the acceleration of your heartbeat, can smell the anxiety that is almost as heady as your desire.
He reaches out to cup your cheek, something he often does as a comforting gesture. You smile softly, meeting his curious, tepid gaze.
"So...I have a question," your voice shakes and you huff. "I mean, I was just wondering," he senses your struggle, wrapping his arms around you and sitting up so that your chests are nearly touching again, his palms splayed against your lower back.
"You can ask me anything, sweetheart. You know that." His voice, as sweet as honey, calms your racing pulse for a moment. Until you actually say the words out loud, wincing as if preparing for a scolding.
"Well I know you have a family, of sorts, from what you've told me. And I know you've always been really...hesitant to tell me more about them? I mean I've never been over, to your home or met them,"
Understanding washes over him, hands rubbing your back soothingly as the glint in his irises provokes an odd sensation within your belly. Like he knew this conversation would have to be had one day.
He lets you finish speaking, though your voice has even more of a tremor than before, now.
"Sorry if I'm making you uncomfortable, I understand if you don't want me over there."
Urgency calcifies in his chest, the sad lilt to your soft voice making him feel ill. The way you say it is as if you think he doesn't want you in his space, like he's keeping you away from there because of something other than rational reasoning, doesn't sit right with him.
He cups your jaw, firmly but gently.
"I want you with me as much as possible, never think that I don't want you. That is not at all why I haven't brought you over there," You have no choice but to believe him, when he's looking at you with such a passionate gaze far heavier than what you're used to in a normal setting, his words concise.
"I am...well I'm old, and so are they. I've spent a long time being alienated, far before we were even accepted in the new world. We've settled here since before you were born, so you won't remember what it was like when people were forced to live along side us."
You hate hearing the unusual grain of what seems to be dejection in his tone, though you listen fervently anyways, his hands still comforting you despite the fact that his eyes are the ones cast down. You want to kiss the furrow between his dark brows.
"I've accepted who I am, furthermore I've accepted who I want to be. I realized that, it would do me no good to be a monster if people were willing, even if begrudgingly, to accept our existence. But my brothers,"
Your stomach sinks at the way he says it, knowing without a doubt that this is the answer to your original question, that his stance had to be explained before he told you something like this.
"they don't feel the same way as me, so they are stuck in their ways beyond coercion. They live very different lives, they are what our kind refer to as nightcrawlers, it's sardonic inside joke for those of us that would rather not conform to the new age of mutual concurrency."
"They are still a bit resentful for the fact that they can't exactly give in to their natural instincts. They don't see the humans acceptance as welcoming, they see it as a mockery. Do you see where I'm coming from?"
You look a bit out of it, like maybe you're frightened and he's suddenly worried he's gone overboard, that he's scared you in a way that can't be fixed. His eyes are suddenly frantic.
But then you speak, and you don't sound vexed, nor unsettled. Your question is simple, your thighs tightening around his waist as if to draw yourself closer to his comfort, arms looping around his shoulders.
"Do they all feel that way?"
He smiles, muscles untensing as you play with his hair in the way you usually do. Your eyes never leave his, and he wonders how he got so lucky.
"The youngest, well the youngest in our years, they're a bit less malicious about it. They don't cross anyone unless someone crosses them, but they can be excessively territorial because of their youth."
The tension, despite talking about a topic so heavy, is light again. You feel a bit silly now, understanding why he might not want you in close proximity with his coven.
But, still, knowing that there are people, for lack of better term, that have been in his life unimaginably long; a completely different, solidified version of a family, it makes you more nosey than usual. Could they really be that different from him?
"And...you're sure that if I were to meet them, it would end badly?" His eyebrow twitches in an inquisitive manner, surprise coloring his sharp features.
"I- well I thought you were just curious, I didn't think you'd actually want to meet them. Especially after all of that,"
It's as if he's speaking to himself out loud, his pink tongue flicking out to wet his lips. You resist the urge to kiss him so suddenly.
"but I don't suppose so. It's already established that you're mine. If there's one rule we follow, it's that. They know how I feel about you, despite our differences."
The sturdiness to his voice when he speaks of you being his, has your belly filling with heat at an irrational rate, and you suddenly remember how it felt to see him before you actually got to know him.
He's incredibly intimidating on the surface, firm and stoic. You can't see how anyone would want to anger him.
"So then I'd be safe, meeting them. And I'd get to see if you guys really have furniture."
Despite not needing to, he swallows. It's hard impossible to say no to you, when you look at him like that and sound so genuinely interested at a prospect that would make any other person run for the hills, even cracking jokes.
You're soft, and too innocent for your own good. He should say no, but to risk seeing a pout form on your soft lips, or having to hear the disappointment in your voice, it's unbearable.
"You really want to meet them, don't you?" He can't fight his smile when your face lights up like that.
"Well, I think it's important. They're your family, one way or another." You're gentle when you speak, honest.
"You're safe with me, you have to know that. But they're...not used to being around humans that aren't just accessories. The last thing I want is for one of them to say something that makes you uncomfortable."
It's evident in the low timbre of his tone that he's serious, and any smart person might listen. But as he said, and as you believe wholeheartedly, you're safe with him. Safer than you'd ever be.
And, as wrong as it may be, you want to see what other vampires are like. You're really only used to Johnny, the exception, where as most modern vampires only come out when absolutely necessary. Meeting him, and falling in love with him, has given you a brand new sight towards the world. Is it that insane to want to meet his brothers that have been so close to him for so long?
"I'll be with you, so it won't matter. I'll bet they're not even that scary, no ones scarier than you."
Your triumphant, playful smile has him grinning from ear to ear, leaning down to capture your lips between his own. Even though you're wrong about them, he's weak. Too weak.
"Yeah? Afraid I'll eat you for breakfast?" His breath is suddenly against your earlobe and you shudder pleasantly, grasping onto his shoulders before regaining some sort of composure.
"I'm definitely dinner, breakfast is really overrated. Unless it's breakfast for dinner, that's way better for some reason?"
He's kissing you again, despite the fact that he's smiling too hard for his own good, swiftly flipping you over so that you're caged underneath his body. His weight is barely perceptible even with your chests touching, forearms holding himself up.
"You'll be the death of me, you know that?" He has a hard time speaking without strain due to the way his throat has suddenly tightened with need, your legs wrapping around his trim torso and pushing his hips further against yours.
"Not possible, unless I've suddenly charmed your heart into beating again." You tease, though his eyebrows remain furrowed in concentration as he kisses you between words, dangerously sensual. You smell too divine.
"Very possible, actually. If you only knew how you make me feel."
Your belly lurches at the desperation that flows from him, his aura downright fever inducing. Without thinking, your crotch nudges his, bucking with the slightest of movements. But it's enough, enough to have his jaw clenching and a habitual breath of restraint leaving his nose.
Five fingers grasp your chin, so he can kiss you, hard. His hips begin to roll as his teeth nibble your bottom lip, the fabric of his jeans an arousing juxtaposition to your soft lounge shorts, your lack of underwear making it all the more satisfying.
He's hard, too. Knowing his dick is just underneath, hard for you, it'll never not give you whiplash. It gets you drunk, knowing your effect on him is as overwhelming as his on you. You're whimpering against his tongue, rubbing yourself on his bulge.
"Mmm, fuck." He growls, capturing your wrists in his palms before your next breath, raising them above your head and making sure they're comfortable against the pillows.
He's inches away from your face now, and his expression alone is enough to have your walls pulsing around nothing, desire seeping into your chest and hardening your nipples, goosebumps forming across your skin.
He looks at you like he's hungry, nostrils flaring avariciously. He tries so very hard to fight the darkness that fills his sclera like ink, knowing how very monstrous and unlike himself it makes him appear.
But he hears the way it makes your heart race. He can practically taste the thrill that seeps from your pores, the unbridled arousal that drips from your cunt like syrup. Your neck cranes upwards to try and reach his lips, and he smirks before meeting you halfway.
"Do you want me to keep rubbing your pussy like this," he looks down between your bodies and purposely rolls his hips in an accentuated fashion. "or do you want my dick?"
His voice is brusque, but caring and accommodating as it always is, his plump lips quivering slightly from the way his mouth waters.
"Can I have your dick, please?" You return, his mouth quirking up into a sideways grin.
"Such good manners," he kisses you again, sloppily, the sounds lewd and causing you to shiver against his unwavering body. "how could I ever deny you?"
You blink, and cool air is breezing against your wet slit, the nakedness sending a wave of tingles through your nerve endings. Before you can look down, you feel his cock against your clit, smooth and rounded tip gathering wetness from your hole before circling it over your clit.
He uses one hand to keep your legs parted for his viewing, fingers softly gripping your flesh as he sits back on his haunches. You feel impatience crawling up your throat, toes already curling as your bud throbs and your walls ache.
He's so pretty, he is raven hair against olive skin, an onyx sky against shimmering stars. Your hands reach out for his hips, delicate but fierce in their strength. He rubs his shaft against your folds, before prodding at your entrance.
He always watches your expression when he first slides in, the way your mouth falls open and you are suddenly this beautiful, agonizingly worked up thing. He bites down on his bottom lip as his eyes flicker from your pussy, lovlier than a flower and welcoming him with a squeeze, to your face.
Your eyes are bleary as they stare back up at him, your breathing already erratic. His lip curls with the need to hiss, to ravage you. But he takes it slow, he loves watching you fall apart too much. And you're so wet around him, moaning his name like it's the only word you know.
"Johnnyyyy, oh - umph." He rocks into, gracefully and with a deliberate curl. You claw at the front of his tee shirt, pulling him down to your face.
He eagerly obliges, meeting your lips with a soft smack, the angle only pushing him deeper within your body. His pace has increased, the front of his thighs colliding with the back of yours. His mouth somehow remains steady, as if he's not fucking you like he is.
He's parting from you sooner than you'd like, but you know he likes to fuck you like this, able to see all of you and savor it. It's still the most incredible thing he'll ever witness or experience, he's sure of it.
He can't believe a creature like him could be so lucky, here with his manhood buried to the hilt inside of someone so breathtaking, so innately divine. Your essence is thick and wet, coating his shaft each time he pulls out.
"Such a pretty pussy, so fuckin' pretty baby." His voice is gruff, nose twitching and eyes black. You wrap your fingers around his strong, sturdy forearms as his hands grip the softness of your waist. His lips purse and a string of spit dribbles down your clit.
"Ungh, oh my- ohhhhh Johnny please please." You're not sure what your begging for, and it doesn't matter. Because he'll give you whatever it is you need before you know you need it, already hooking your legs over his broad shoulders, gripping your jaw and pushing it up so that he can mouth at your sensitive neck.
"Mmm, I got you baby, I'm right here," he takes your earlobe in his mouth before marking your throat, licking and sucking. "I can already feel your belly tensing sweetheart, gonna make a mess for me?"
All you can do is nod, eyes squeezed shut and hands exploring his firm abdomen while he pushes himself all the way into you; rocking his hips back and forth to make sure the tip of his cock is rubbing that sweet spot inside of you. Your clit is being stimulated in the process, and you know you're not going to last long.
He knows it too, and his thumb is suddenly on your swelling bud, rubbing you in circles faster than you can comprehend, but with just enough pressure to have your nails digging into his back with fervor. Having unbreakable skin must be a plus, in his case.
You're tensing more now, twitching even. Your energy is buzzing around him, electric. Your heart pounds like a drum, rattling against your ribcage and causing blood to thrum viciously throughout your veins. His thrusts become a bit more frantic, his senses completely overcome with you.
He's so lost in his own pleasure he doesn't even hear you cum. He feels you go limp underneath him, back arching off the bed and your walls spasming around his cock.
He realizes now that you're trying to shove your face in the pillows, a silent sob ripping through your body. He's pulling you to him, and you're suddenly in his lap, as he comforts you with a soothing coo.
When you move your face from the crook of his neck and he's met with your teary eyes and damp skin, he's thrown off the edge.
Your forehead is against his as he bites back a snarl of sorts, pumping into you from below with as much restraint as he can muster as to not overwhelm you since you've just cum as well.
He has to move his hands away from you for a quick second, opting for the bed sheets instead while you cling onto him and kiss his cheeks, his jaw, his neck. He feels selfish, but he also doesn't want to crush your hip bones in such a state.
Your breathing is still uneven, even after several minutes and once he's sure that he's in his right frame of mind, his arms are around you again.
Your body is sweetly ravaged by his mouth, lips leaving a wet trail over too much skin in such a short amount of time. You're still sensitive, wincing as his enthusiasm causes you to shift on his lap.
"Oh." He uses one arm to wrap around your middle, slowly pulling you off of his dick and lying you down against the comforter.
You whine at the loss of contact as he disappears, returning in a blur with a warm, damp cloth. He's in between your legs, wiping away your shared mess and muttering soft sorrys when he's just a smidge too rough. You're still embarrassed by his need to take care of you like this, bashfully looking away.
You don't realize he's gone and returned until the covers are being thrown over your body, his arms securing you to his solid chest and his lips against your ear.
"You need sleep, don't argue." He kisses the back of your head and you smile to yourself, snuggling further against his figure. You feel like you're being warmed from the inside out, despite how cool his skin is against yours.
"M'not gonna argue, you made me tired," The thump of your pulse and the shy lilt to your voice satisfies him, and he wishes that he could make love to you all over again.
"When will you take me to go meet the others?" Your speech is already slightly slurred with sleep, a yawn following. He sighs, kissing behind your ear.
"Give me until tomorrow night, I need to discuss a few things. Then we'll go, I promise."
He wishes that this could be a more exciting prospect for him, that in the back of his mind he weren't, for the first time in a long time, genuinely worried about how his brothers might react.
It's got nothing to do with his capability. Without question he will keep you safe, his strength is comparable to the eldest and he'd forge fire if it meant having you whole and in his arms.
But his coven, they're different than what he knows you're expecting. He knows that because of primal, and ancestral rules that they will not lay a hand on you.
If he's honest, it's more so what might come out of their mouths that worries him. He can't have them slip up and say something they're not supposed. It'll kill him if there's even one crease of worry or sadness etched onto your pretty face. He won't allow it.
But if it's important to you, it's important to him. You're here, asleep in his arms, and he's certain that if he had a soul, he would trade it if it meant another lifetime of your existence.
Johnny isn't next to you when you wake up, which isn't a particularly uncommon occurrence. It's just that normally he'd let you know beforehand, even shaking you awake sometimes just to mumble a be back soon in your ear, despite the fact that you're half asleep.
You reach over to your bedside table to grab your phone, clicking it on and feeling a bit less tense realizing he's left you a message. You smile.
Sorry I had to leave so early, sweetheart. I'm speaking with my brothers and getting some things taken care of. Don't worry. I love you and I'll see you soon. xx
He must be serious, about the way they behave. It's not that you don't believe him, you'd just rather see the positives, in whatever way you can. It's a little bit startling to think about today, if you're honest. Especially after such an all consuming night, the sun now too bright in your eyes, the scent of Johnny still on your sheets and clothes.
You feel anything but dark and dreary when you think of him. That's not to say he's not quite scary if you don't know him. Broad and towering, gaze low and piercing in a way that'll have you looking away nervously if he were to make eye contact with you.
But you can't imagine him as anything but what he is, beautiful and lively and kind, soft around the cold hard edges.
You stretch as you rise from your bed, joints popping as you pull yourself onto your feet. You wince slightly, realizing between your thighs is still fairly sore, ghosts of his touch lingering on your heated skin.
You and Johnny don't have sex incredibly often, at least not by normal human couple standards. It's pretty obvious why. His ability to control his strength, his desire, his thirst; in that state, as he has explained, it leaves him a little bit frayed.
It's not like you're not satisfied anyways, he's more than generous with his mouth and fingers, and despite the fact that he holds nearly half of his full vigor back when the two of you are intimate, it's still a little bit throttling for you afterwards.
The day is boring without him, quite frankly, but despite whatever you may think about it, you still respect his decision to plan ahead for your visit.
You do get it, it's not that. If anything, you just feel too safe with him. To the point where you sometimes feel invincible in his arms.
It almost makes up for the fact that you don't get to show him off as much as you'd like, as silly as it sounds. His kind can go out in the sun, but it's a bit bothersome after a while from what you've heard. He is almost a cliché in that department, most days either spent with him in doors or at night.
Sometimes, though, you wonder what it would be like if he were human. It wouldn't make a difference, you're sure of that, because he'll always be your Johnny. But the thought does venture into your mind every now and then, because of the way he speaks of his humanhood. As if he's trying not to admit how much he misses it.
You often wonder what he must have looked like when he could blush, with his vibrant smile on show, and dimples high on his soft cheeks.
A small, selfish part of you envies the people who might have gotten to witness him like that. Warm, a little uncoordinated maybe, eyes topaz in the sun. He must have been a sight to behold, throughout his human life.
Deep down, a part of you knows that, that is what this whole thing with his brothers boils down to. You're not just curious, you're madly in love with him. So much so that when he's away, it does feel uncomfortable. You never believed people when they spoke of love that way, you always thought it to be quite gross, actually.
And maybe you're just a silly little human with silly little feelings, to be so smitten after a year. But there's no going back now, he's a part of you, so of course you think about how much of him you've never gotten to see. Of course you want to meet any tangible part of his incomprehensible life, his family. Even if it's not conventional.
It leaves an odd pit in your stomach, thinking of him young and youthful, thinking of his mother and father and the life that they had created so many lifetimes ago.
You think of him at eighteen, maybe still plush in some areas not yet tainted by the work of adulthood. Had he ever been in love, back then? You swallow back the irrational bitterness you suddenly taste.
You think of him at twenty, and what he might have been passionate about. What life was even like for him. You think of his first kiss, and him at twenty four, a year before his life as what he is now, began.
Truthfully, you don't know a lot about him. It's a strange, sudden realization, but it's just never really mattered in all honesty. Because you know him, how he is now, which is all you'll ever get and is more than what you could've ever asked for.
You've always felt like it's different because his existence in itself has been so tremulous, and in a lot of ways very hard to talk about without it getting uncomfortable because of all that he has lost, or subsequently reminding him of what he is.
Never things he'd admit out loud, but definitely something you've picked up on in his expression or the wistfulness in his voice. It doesn't matter, to you; the bad parts. He's yours, and somehow you two have found each other despite so many centuries vouching on never having met one another at all. You wish you could truly express to him how nothing would ever stray you away.
You've showered and eaten an inadequate dinner by the time Johnny shows up, presence barely perceptible until he's wrapping his strong arms around you from behind.
You're used to it by now, not even flinching anymore. You melt instantaneously, placing your hands over his that are resting around your waist.
"Hi." He whispers, lips against the shell of your ear. You shiver and let out a giggle, turning in his grasp to get a kiss. He's on your lips before you even have to lift yourself on your tippy toes.
"Mm, hi." You mumble, hands cupping his jaw. You hum as he pulls you closer, spinning you so that you're pressed against the counter, his hand on the small of your back blocking you from the hard edge.
"We could stay here, you know," he smiles against your mouth, half teasing and half serious. "a change of plan never hurt anybody."
The idea is actually tempting.
"But I just showered." You pout, and his hands are rubbing your sides, eyes contemplative.
"You're right, you shouldn't go over there smelling anymore enticing than you already do, anyways." He says it with a grit of his teeth, as if the mere thought bothers him.
You're too distracted by his face to really absorb what he's saying, smiling up at him, practically beaming. Before he can quirk his brow and boop your nose with the tip of his finger, you kiss him again.
It's chaste, but it's sincere.
"You're so cute when you're all disgruntled." You state, throwing your arms around his neck. He snorts, shaking his head and licking his heart shaped lips lips out of habit.
"I'm not disgruntled, I just want this to go well." He replies, broad shoulders slumping. You unhook your arms from around him to grasp his hands, large and welcoming in yours. He intertwines your fingers.
"It will. Because I'm with you." It's simple, and undeniable. He knows that, and accepts defeat when he sees how truly bright the gleam in your eye is. You're his own little sun. 
During the drive to his home, Johnny takes this time to give you some much needed insight on the creatures you’ll be meeting. He gives you their names, some key characteristics so that you won’t be startled by their behavior, but he doesn’t give you their ages. He simply refers to the one named Yuta as the oldest, and Mark as the youngest. 
“Youngest and oldest in vampire years or..?” You ask, the corner of his mouth twitching into an amused smile at your interest. You forget to focus for a moment, tracing the planes of his side profile with your eyes. 
“Yuta was my age when he was changed, but he is, in our terms, the eldest. Mark is the youngest both in the factors.” His thumb strokes the back of your knuckles where your clasped hands rest on the center console, though it doesn’t soothe all the burning questions that you’ve decided need to stay in your head, for now. 
You think of mark first, something about his youth, despite the fact that he is centuries older than you, seeming a little bit less intimidating. Almost abstract, in a way. As he describes the youngest, it’s easy to picture a boyish smile, innocence. Until he throws in the fact that the ones that get changed before the brain is fully developed, tend to be the ones with more of an unsteady grasp on their more potent emotions. You can guess what that means, and he suddenly regrets ever opening his mouth. 
Johnny almost debates whether or not he should turn the car around and forget about this occasion all together, growing anxious at your monotone expression and the way you are chewing the skin of your bottom lip, and not realizing you are just lost in deep thought, not perturbed or uncomfortable. 
Really, you are just trying to make out what his brothers may be like. Taeyong, Jaehyun, Jungwoo, Doyoung. For some reason, it’s the thought of meeting Yuta that seems the most daunting. Despite the fact that he is Johnny’s age, not technically but anyways - knowing that he has been around for so long has you wondering how a person like that even thinks. 
Maybe you should've listened to your boyfriend. No, you're brave. But sometimes you are not very smart.
You are pulled for your reverie of sorts when your surroundings become darker, gloomier in the way that the trees seem to shield the road ahead from the sun, forming a canopy from above and casting misshapen shadows across the ground.
You don’t realize you’re clutching his hand tighter until Johnny turns to look at you with worried eyes, all the stars and every wish that he could ever grant you swirling in his chocolate irises. 
“Are you alright? We can turn around and-” 
You shake your head in defiance, determined. You aren’t going to back out now, not when you can already see the house from around the bend, pillars high and spiraling, a wide balcony peeking out from behind the trees. 
“I’m perfectly fine, promise.” you give him a soft, reassuring smile that doesn’t quite reach your eyes but he knows you’ll likely scowl at him if he keeps insisting on your indifference, so he takes the car just a little bit further, rounding a bend and stalling before cutting the engine. 
The house is a lot more grand that you’d previously expected, the outside still kempt but not as pristine. Mostly, you thought that it would offensive to coin their home as something dark and menacing, not wanting to contribute to the cliché. But, it does in fact feel as though you are walking into a lair.  
It’s beauty is undeniable, though, despite the lack of real warmth that it exudes. Upon entering, wide open space greets you, black marble flooring underneath your boots and a staircase straddling either side of the entryway. Above it is a balcony, hanging over the foyer from the second floor. 
“So I was correct, about the furniture.” You murmur, pressed against his hard side with your arms wound around his forearm despite the fact that the house is seemingly empty. You know that it’s not, though. Any living being who walked into this house would be able to feel it, the static that seems to raise the hair on the back of your neck. 
“You'll have to forgive our complacency when it comes to interior design,"  
The voice seems to appear out of nowhere, melodic and smooth and echoing off of the walls in a way that makes the direction of the sound imperceptible. Out of the corner of your eye, you can see someone making their way down the left staircase, gliding more so than walking. 
"So many years leave us comfortable, rather than fashionable."
Two figures float behind him, while three others descend down the opposite staircase. You could've sworn you'd only glanced at Johnny for half a second, before they suddenly materialized.
The man is suddenly right in front of you, and your eyes act as if they have no choice but to meet his, your breath stalling. It reminds you of the first time you saw Johnny, how shocking it was to be faced with such inhuman beauty.
"My name is Taeyong, it's lovely to meet you." The creature flashes a bright smile, something unreadable in his sharp eyes. His quaint lips are mischievous, or maybe you're just paranoid.
You don't have a chance to respond, already surrounded by a group that seem oddly eager to meet you despite what Johnny had warned, their gate an obvious contrast to your boyfriends. 
They seem to sway effortlessly rather than stand perfectly still, their proximity closer than that of strangers. The energy around them feels unpredictable, and without thought your hand tightens around Johnny's.
"Wow, she smells good." A voice muses from the group, and you follow it to find a face that you somehow automatically know belongs to Mark. His face is youthful, eyes wide and full of glee and then a bit amused, due to what you can assume is from your boyfriend glaring at him sharply.
"No wonder he's so attached." The boy beside Mark, with dimples as deep as you've ever seen, hums to his friend.
"Please, don't be so crude, children. She is our guest." This voice is authoritative, the timbre low but the tone gentle like the stroke of a feather.
The group seems to make way for him without thought, and again, you're instantly struck with recognition simply by his presence alone.
He approaches you without caution, you blink and he's suddenly right there. His hair is longer than the others, curling around his prominent chin and framing his elegant features.
"It's a real pleasure to meet you, we've heard so much about the little human that's enamored our dear brother." You can't look away from his cunning face, his eyes are almost wild in excitement, plush lips stretching across his face to reveal a million wat smile.
He extends his hand towards you, with a bit more reserve now - and the first thing you notice are the sharp, glossy black nails that are more akin to claws, formed into stilettos at the tips of his delicate, slender fingers.
"Careful." Johnny mutters to his brother through his teeth, the man giggling in amusement as he gently takes your hand in his. You hadn't even realized you'd extended it back, his skin almost colder than Johnny's if possible.
"Tsk, so worried. For what reason? Look, I'm being as gentle as a hummingbird. Her hands are so soft."
Yuta. It's undeniable, he's too confident, bemused by this whole ordeal and even more so by the way his brother has stiffened beside you, pulling you back just a fraction of an inch.
The elder sighs wistfully, allowing your hand to drop from his. He meets your eyes once more, your skin buzzing oddly.
"My name is-"
"Yuta. I-I know, I mean I guessed."
It's the first word you've spoken to any them, and your voice is shakier than you'd like, throat dry. The mans lips twitch into a grin, lashes fluttering against his cheeks as he clasps his hands together in a stunned manner.
"Wow, perceptive you are. So sure, despite appearing so meek."
You can't decipher his tone, worried that maybe you've messed up by interrupting him. He seems a bit perplexed, in a curious way. You're grateful for a new voice introducing themselves, directing your attention elsewhere.
"I'm Jungwoo," His voice is the most welcoming. "your skin is so pretty. Is that weird to say?" He mutters the last part to the slender, inquisitive man beside him, who's features are similar to that of a feline. He seems indifferent.
But, for the first time since you've arrived, you smile, an odd sense of relief flooding through your nervous system. You feel Johnny relax as well, and you glance up at him for just a moment, to see him already looking down at you.
"It's nice to meet you, Jungwoo," The jubilent vampire flashes you a smile. "all of you, really. Thankyou for welcoming me into your home."
"Of course, doll. Should we give her a tour?" Yuta speaks and Johnny responds almost a heartbeat after the elders suggestion.
"I can do that, give her some space." His voice is polite but firm, and Yuta giggles again, while the others back up a bit. Johnny readjusts his grip on your hand and begins moving towards the right staircase, turning his head to send the rest a look you can't see.
He leads you down the left corridor into a massive hallway, the walls a deep shade of plum, floors white marble instead of black like the ones downstairs.
Once you're out of view from the rest, he stills, turning towards you and rubbing his hands up and down your arms.
"I'm sorry about that, really." His eyes are apologetic and you snort, embracing his middle and kissing his chin.
"Sorry for what? I'm fine, they were fine."
He lets out a sigh, broad shoulders slumping as he does so. He believes you enough to not keep on, pressing his lips to your forehead before continuing his non informative tour.
"I wish they'd keep at least some of their thoughts to themselves," you're turning, brought down another lengthy hall with a massive picture window framing the north wall. Heavy burgundy curtains keep the sun from shining through the glass.
To the left is another set of stairs, small in comparison to the ones you've seen so far, framed with elegant railing. "this is my room, up here." He points to the door that sits right at the top of them, lonesome and heavy looking.
Your heartbeat is suddenly loud in your own ears, excitement bubbling in your belly at the prospect of being in a space that belongs to him. He senses this, and smiles to himself as he wraps his fingers around the doorknob and pushes it open.
Everything about his room is inherently Johnny. It's simple, but so very him.
The atmosphere is completely different to what the rest of the house provokes, the floors a deep cherry red, hardwood. A round, red rug sits in the middle of the room, a leather sectional nestled in the corner to the right. Beside it hangs rows of shelves with a multitude of books, more than you'd normally see lounging in some ones room. He's probably read them all three times over by now.
He has a television, which shouldn't make you giggle as it does. It's far bigger than necessary, taking up almost all the space on the eastern wall. There's a door almost adjacent to the one you entered from, which you presume is the bathroom.
"I love it, it's so comfortable in here." You muse, trotting towards the sectional and throwing yourself on the massive sofa. He chuckles, sauntering towards you and lifting your head so that he can place it atop his lap.
He can't lie to himself, it makes him ache in the most pleasant of ways to have you here, in a place that has been his only real peace since he's met you. Well, scratch that. You are his only safe haven.
"Yeah?" He replies, scratching your scalp lightly, studying the softness of your features as you gaze up at him, elated.
"Mhm, it feels like stepping into a different house entirely. Not that I have an issue with the interior design." You playfully mock his brother Taeyong’s earlier words, and laughter bubbles from your boyfriends throat.
"You don't think it's too melancholy? The house, I mean."
You shake your head indifferently, hair ruffling against the material of his jeans that are covering his thick thighs.
"To be honest it is quite....vampire-y, but it's elegant. And big. And knowing you live here makes it not seem so dark."
His hands are suddenly cupping the area just underneath your arms, effortlessly pulling you up so that you're straddling his lap. Your thighs find their place immediately, knees squeezing his torso.
"You're too good. Too pretty to be in a place like this." Despite his tone his eyes are formed into crescent moons from his smile, and you don't fight the urge to kiss him.
"Shush, or I'll battle you to the death." You mumble, his nose nudging your cheek as he tilts his head to move in a steady rythm with your mouth.
"Mm, think I beat you to it." He teases, and you can feel his smile. You're not in the frame of mind to scold him for that one.
Naturally, without even thinking, your body heats up fast from the way he kisses you. Even if he's trying to be chaste, it always ends up with a flame being fed by his tongue. His scent, the sensation of wholeness when you're surrounded by him.
Especially now, in the comfort of and quiet of his room when all you can hear is the smack of your mouths, steady and calculated. You're encapsulated by everything that belongs to the person you love.
A soft push to your shoulders has you humming in confusion, you're still not back on earth when you break apart to see the contrived, reluctant expression that twists his face.
"We can't - not here." He strains, very much so aware of way your hips are planted so firmly against his, the sweet scent of blood that rushes like a current through the area between your thighs.
You pout, and instinctually he's cupping your face between his palms, kissing it away. His fingertips graze the shell of your ear. 
"Don't give me that look, you know why I'm saying no. If they thought you smelled good before, you'd be the finest of dining options if you walked down there wet."
Your body pulses with arousal, arousal that he can practically taste on the tip of his tongue. A petulant whine slips from your throat, while your palms graze his hardening length through his jeans, and his cock twitches.
Fuck. He really can't deny you, can he?
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felicitate. one.
WARNING: JJK spoilers. canon-typical violence.
prologue < current > two
Nov. 2016
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“Didja hear about the new transfer student starting today?” Panda asked, poking his head into your room. You push him out of the doorway and lead the way outside where you collect Inumaki and Maki to walk to class together.
You hummed slightly before answering, “Not really. Nii-chan said he wanted to surprise us with him.”
“He stuffed four - four, you guys! - of his classmates into a locker.”
“Killed them?” Maki asks, shifting her weapons case to sit higher on her shoulder. Inumaki leans over, interested.
“Nope! Only ‘severe’ injuries,” Panda explains, using his claws to make quotation marks around the word severe.
“I wonder what his lineage is. If he’s a transfer then he probably doesn’t have an inherited technique. Maybe we both can train together!” Your steps get a little lighter at the thought of adding to your harem. Maki glares at you as if she heard your thoughts and gives an audible hmph.
“If he’s cocky about being the strongest at some bumpkin junior high, I’ll rough him up.” Maki declares. “I bet you’re too tired to even train today, (y/n).”
“Salmon.”
You gasp dramatically. “Even you, Toge-kun? I can’t believe my favorite partner would do me like that. You both know it’s a Monday, I only did five kilometers this morning, thank you very much. And if you would actually join me sometime, you would understand that’s an easy distance.” You toss your hair and point your nose upward sarcastically.
Inumaki rolls his eyes, “Bonito flakes.”
“What he said,” Maki nods. “It's bad enough you convinced Gojo we have to run laps to warm-up before training.” You pout at such blatant rebuffs. Another failed attempt to get a workout buddy. Not that any of your classmates were weak, quite the opposite, they just kept training to what they saw as most essential - cursed techniques and fighting.
“You wouldn’t want them on your run anyways,” Panda says, trying to cheer you up, “You’d just leave them in the dust and end up alone on your trail anyways.” You chuckle at the annoyed noise Maki makes and move to enter the classroom first. As always, you claim the desk furthest from the door and closest to the window. Inumaki sits next to you, a habit from when you both met as children at clan meetings, Maki next to him, and Panda by the door.
You toss your jacket across the back of your chair and breathe in relief. The terrible things were so heavy and while it was great in the winter, November was still too hot to be covered in fabric. You smooth your skirt across your thighs to cover more skin and turn to ask Inumaki a question about the homework when Satoru slams the door of the classroom open. “Transfer student incoming! Let’s get this party -,” he trails off seeing the bored look on everyone’s face, “-started? (y/n), explain why you’re not totally pumped.”
You raise an eyebrow, “Are you asking as my brother or my teacher right now?”
“I heard he’s a punk. I have no interest in being nice to that kind of guy.” Maki interrupts.
“Salmon.”
Satoru pouts when you nod and Panda remains silent. “Whatever.” he turns and cups his hand around his mouth to yell at the closed door. “Come on in now!”
A deep sense of dread settles in your stomach when the door inches open. You and Inumaki share a look and he is already reaching to push up his sleeve and pull down his zipper. The boy who walks in is hunched in over himself and would be cute if not for the enormous curse hanging onto his back. The monster sneers with elongated teeth over his shoulder while he makes his introduction. Although neither makes an offensive move, every student makes one choreographed movement to circle around him in a defensive measure. Maki thrusts her blade into the blackboard behind Yuta Okkotsu. “Don’t you know you’re cursed?” She sneers at him down the staff, “We learn about curses here. It’s not a place for people who are cursed.”
Satoru doesn’t move an inch when he begins the spiel you’ve heard a million times: where curses originate, how sorcerers exorcise them, and how Jujutsu High trains each generation of sorcerers. It’s clear he didn’t explain this to Yuta, as the already pale boy becomes almost translucent. You take a step back, still hesitant about what must be a special-grade curse, but trusting that your brother would never endanger you. Well, at least not to the point of possible death. If he brought Yuta to your class, there must be a reason.
But then two giant arms emerge from the blackboard to grab Maki’s weapon from her hands. An ominous voice that makes you suddenly nauseous warns, “Don’t bully Yuta!” The arms swipe your friends onto their backs in one smooth movement. Panda thumps against the wall and Inumaki slides across the floor, hitting his head on an upturned desk. Maki stumbles backwards, shocked at the easy strength of the curse.
“Stop!” The technique you borrowed from Inumaki forces everyone in the room to freeze and you fall to your knees coughing, suddenly exhausted. Your brother breaks your hold and moves away from where he leaned against his desk when he first entered the room to offer you a hand. You stand on shaky legs as he explains how Yuta came to be cursed. Satoru allows you to clasp both hands onto the one still supporting you, allowing his technique to be borrowed and releasing the hold you had on your classmates.
You move to stand with them in solidarity as they gather to their feet. Maki takes the role of your pillar, allowing you to stand slightly behind her and grip the back of her jacket, while Inumaki hands you a cough drop from his pocket. You nod a thanks, still unable to speak. God, you need to train with his technique more. He can get at least three strong commands out before being incapacitated.
“They’re going through a rebellious phase, so let me introduce everyone. First is my precious lil sister, Gojo (y/n). She copies techniques by touch, so ignore how handsy she gets.” Satoru smiles and winks behind his blindfold, “Maki Zen’in. Cursed tool user; she uses special tools to exorcise curses. Cursed speech user Toge Inumaki, (y/n) copied his technique in that little show. His vocab is limited to rice ball ingredients. And Panda.” He points at each of you as he travels down the line. Yuta moves to join where the four of you had previously stood united against him. “Wow! Five first years! That's the biggest class in a while. Yaga must be so jealous the great Gojo-san can recruit so many talented young ones.” Satoru mimes wiping a tear from his blindfolded eyes and you roll your own at his self-praise. Yuta nervously (maybe curiously? nervous is the most common reaction) eyes Panda.
By now, you can mostly stand on your own, but gesture for another cough drop from Inumaki. He indulges you, though reluctantly. You make a mental note to buy a pack to refill both your own and his pocket stashes. But first, an afternoon practical where you’re paired with your brother. A pairing which means you two will just take the Gojo family card for a trip around whatever district you’ll be traveling to. Not that you’d ever complain about that. Inumaki and Panda are paired together, which leaves Maki and the new kid. Yuta moves to stand in front of Maki (and you, by default, since you’re still slightly hidden behind her) and says quietly, “I’m, uh, looking forward to working with you.” He manages a shaky smile.
Maki narrows her eyes. “You were bullied, right?” He visibly shakes but doesn’t respond. “Thought so. You’re totally bully-able. Probably because of the curse. You act like such a good person but it feels fake; it feels gross. You’re being protected, why act like a victim?” You elbow her side with a frown but she carries on. “I bet you’ve been passive your whole life. No goals. No aspirations. Jujutsu High ain’t that easy.”
Panda takes a step to stand firmly next to Yuta and places a giant paw on his shoulder. “That’s enough, Maki.” Inumaki agrees sternly.
“Fine. Whatever,” she scratches at her head, embarrassed at being reprimanded by each of her classmates. She is the first one to leave the room, not waiting for Gojo’s dismissal. Not like each of you don’t know the routine for missions.
The class begins to trickle out slowly and you hesitate before grabbing Yuta’s wrist to tug him gently back into the room. “I wanted to apologize. Maki isn’t always nice, but I promise she’s one of the kindest souls I know. I’m glad you joined our class, Yuta-san.” You smile in a way you hope reassures him. You walk away quickly, hoping to still have time to grab a pair of shorts from your dorm. You think you might just let a curse kill you if you have to fight in a skirt again after accidentally flashing your underwear at Panda last mission. Due to leaving so fast, you miss the sight of Yuta’s frozen body burning up in a deep blush.
The six of you arrive at an elementary school without any more fights in the car. Just a thick, awkward silence. Yuta seems sweaty and is constantly wiping his palms on his pants as the group approaches the building. Gojo-sensei gives the usual mission brief, explaining how children have recently started going missing and two curses are responsible. Team Panda will be responsible for one, Team Maki for the other. “And what will Team Gojo be doing?” Maki asks, raising a sarcastic eyebrow.
“Keeping an eye on the perimeter, of course! (y/n), if you will.” You nod and begin the chant to create a curtain.
“W-what is that? it’s turning to night!” Yuta yells.
“That is a curtain. It’ll make you guys invisible to the outside world and reveal the curses inside.” Gojo-sensei pats Yuta reassuringly on the shoulder. You follow him to stand outside of the curtain. Before it closes your classmates in, Gojo adds, “Don’t go dying on us now.”
You snort and hit your brother's arm. “You shouldn’t scare him like that. Poor boy looked like he was going to faint. So, are we leaving or actually keeping an eye on them?”
“I’m curious about how Rika will react when Yuta is in actual danger. Let’s wait,” he replies. You nod and move to sit cross-legged on the hood of the car while Satoru leans against the side. “...This also gives time for your precious Nii-chan to catch up on gossip. Has sweet Toge caught onto your crush yet?”
You flush and cross your arms across your chest. Moving to angle your body away from him, you pout and petulantly say, “There’s no crush. We’re just good partners. He's the only one of my classmates I can actually take a technique from, so of course I spend time training with him!”
Satoru smiles and hums, “No need to be so defensive. You know I approve if there was a crush though, right?” You just nod, relieved he was letting it drop so easily. “Although, your poor brothers might get jealous if we get even less time with you. We’re your best partners ever, after all.”
“Of course, Nii-chan. You know Team Gojo is undefeatable,” you say. Suddenly, both of you startle and whip your heads towards a point behind the curtain. Even without copying Satoru’s six-eyes, you can see the sudden burst of cursed energy. The wave of power makes you so nauseous, you turn your head and gag slightly.
“Freaky,” Satoru chuckles. “So that's the true identity of special grade cursed spirit Rika Orimoto. Women sure are scary.”
“If he lost control of her, something must be wrong,” you hop up from your seat and step forward to dismiss the curtain.
Yuta steps through the curtain right as your hand reaches out to dash the veil away. The sight startles you. He's covered in the usual grime from missions but it’s how he collapses on top of two children he obviously carried out and the unconscious Maki draped over his back that scares you. You move to untangle the limbs and check Maki for injuries while Satoru steps forward, in teacher-mode again, and says, “Welcome back. You did it.”
You stick your hand out impatiently gesturing for the first aid kit kept in the car. When Gojo places it in your hands, you rush to tourniquet Maki’s leg where there’s an obvious gouge in the flesh. Gojo continues to talk with Yuta, likely a debrief, while you move onto the two children. Neither has any wounds that you can treat - they’re obviously cursed but that requires Auntie Shoko’s technique. You report all of this to your brother and he instructs the driver to be sure to take everyone back to school. He tells you to be sure to help ‘Ieiri-san’ with the children, and while you wrinkle your nose at the formality (Auntie Shoko has never separated her role in your personal life from her role in your training), you easily agree. With some effort and not much help from an exhausted Yuta, you manage to get all four into a car. You slide into the passenger seat and nod to signal the driver to start the car.
After copying her reversed healing cursed technique, the pair of you don’t take long to heal the children and Maki. Maki regained consciousness while you were working on her, nearly kicking you in the face. She gave you a short debrief of what had happened and, knowing she was now okay, you took great delight in teasing her for messing up her first chance to impress your new classmate. “Oh man, Toge-kun is going to love this. I can't believe Miss ‘I’ll rough him up’ got swallowed! You completely fucked up a first impression,” you cackled and dodged her kick. Shoko gave you an exasperated look from across one of the kid’s hospital beds.
“Leave my patients alone, (y/n). Go tell your idiot brother everyone is fine.”
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