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beggars-opera · 3 months
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Boston Globe, December 31st 1923
The really funny thing is there WAS a female crime wave in 1924 and it was so high-profile there's now a famous musical about it
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springtime-creations · 4 months
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leor01 · 1 month
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Hamas Guidlines to Social Media
Here are excerpts from the guidlines Hamas has given as to how to post on social media:
"Anyone killed or martyred is to be called a civilian from Gaza or Palestine, before we talk about his status in jihad or his military rank. Don't forget to always add 'innocent civilian' or 'innocent citizen' in your description of those killed in Israeli attacks on Gaza.
"Begin [your reports of] news of resistance actions with the phrase 'In response to the cruel Israeli attack,' and conclude with the phrase 'This many people have been martyred since Israel launched its aggression against Gaza.' Be sure to always perpetuate the principle of 'the role of the occupation is attack, and we in Palestine are fulfilling [the role of] the reaction.'
"Beware of spreading rumors from Israeli spokesmen, particularly those that harm the home front. Be wary regarding accepting the occupation's version [of events]. You must always cast doubts on this [version], disprove it, and treat it as false.
"Avoid publishing pictures of rockets fired into Israel from [Gaza] city centers. This [would] provide a pretext for attacking residential areas in the Gaza Strip. Do not publish or share photos or video clips showing rocket launching sites or the movement of resistance [forces] in Gaza.
"To the administrators of news pages on Facebook: Do not publish close-ups of masked men with heavy weapons, so that your page will not be shut down [by Facebook] on the claim that you are inciting violence. In your coverage, be sure that you say: 'The locally manufactured shells fired by the resistance are a natural response to the Israeli occupation that deliberately fires rockets against civilians in the West Bank and Gaza'..."
Additionally, the interior ministry prepared a series of suggestions specifically for Palestinian activists who speak to Westerners via social media. The ministry emphasizes that conversations with them should be conducted differently from conversations with other Arabs. It stated:
"When speaking to the West, you must use political, rational, and persuasive discourse, and avoid emotional discourse aimed at begging for sympathy. There are elements with a conscience in the world; you must maintain contact with them and activate them for the benefit of Palestine. Their role is to shame the occupation and expose its violations.
"Avoid entering into a political argument with a Westerner aimed at convincing him that the Holocaust is a lie and deceit; instead, equate it with Israel's crimes against Palestinian civilians.
"The narrative of life vs. the narrative of blood: [When speaking] to an Arab friend, start with the number of martyrs. [But when speaking] to a Western friend, start with the number of wounded and dead. Be sure to humanize the Palestinian suffering. Try to paint a picture of the suffering of the civilians in Gaza and the West Bank during the occupation's operations and its bombings of cities and villages.
"Do not publish photos of military commanders. Do not mention their names in public, and do not praise their achievements in conversations with foreign friends!"
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This is literally from their own website! They instruct people to lie and and the useful idiots just share the lies as if they are fact.
Anyone who supports Hamas is an idiot at best and a terrorist at worst....
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mtheydy · 16 days
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Harry Potter adults being more upset at Miriam Margolyes basically telling them to grow up and not the author of their beloved series who daily goes on violently transphobic rants is WILD
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captain-hen · 16 days
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what ryan basically said: it was a love confession. and before you no-homo it, it went beyond friendship <3
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marlenacantswim · 7 months
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jim please, we are actively being shot at.
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nobetawesuffer · 6 months
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Charles is so mushy talking about max. He is literally GLOWING😭
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marzghost · 1 month
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You're telling me Scar got the monopoly on sand in his hermitpermits and Grian got the other half of the sand monopoly by getting red sand in his hermitpermits...WHY GOD WHY! IM IN THE GOD DAMN BUILDING AGAIN! IT'S LIKE EVERY TIME I MANAGE TO SEE THE END OF THIS GOD FORSAKEN DESERT IM TELEPORTED BACK INTO THE RING!
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deathbypufferfish · 17 days
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Marinella and the kids are in the process of moving in with Dimitra! And it was decided that Ume would move into their current home. Which it will also be good for the kids to keep their old bedrooms when they visit. 🏠
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laurellerual · 2 months
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Wow
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dushman-e-jaan · 2 months
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Wait...what?!
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I'm sorry...this is hilarious, because canon paints the opposite picture!
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(As an aside, Hiruzen knew who Orochimaru was referring to; my boy's just that beautiful!)
If I posted more on Karin, Sakura, and even Naruto, who endlessly uses the terms "pin-up pretty boy" and Kakkoii (cool and handsome) to refer to Sasuke, we'd be here all day; however, I've made two posts on this, so you can check them out here and here. I made one debunking the whole "inosaku have basis in canon, and that Ino was competing with Sasuke to get Sakura's affections (whatever the fuck that means) thing here, as well.
In the end, all I'm gonna say is this:
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dmumt · 10 months
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exo sat feeding each other pizza and giggling while upstairs the sm execs were watching their stocks tank like this
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katsuizu-stuff · 1 year
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you can not tell me that izuku’s heart was not doing backflips at this very moment, look how happy he looks, a pure smile on his face, he’s having the time of his life. he probably feels so comfortable and safe wearing katsuki’s hero costume
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messrsbyler · 1 year
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[in the middle of the rink-oh-mania fight]
mike: [clearly frustrated] well, i don't know! maybe you should've reached out more! why is this on me? why am i the bad guy?
will: [clearly in distress and looking sad]
mike: [immediately activating his will's voice] look 🥺 let's just 🥺 find el, okay? 🥺 [stares a second too long to check will is okay and then turns around]
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edwinadaily · 2 years
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Miss Edwina, have I yet told you about my nephew? He is a prince. And he is available.
· PRINCE FRIEDRICH & MISS EDWINA ·
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haarute · 2 years
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THIS BITCH LITERALLY HAS THE WORD "DELICIOUS" WRITTEN ON HER ASS
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