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#YOU CAN REMOVE THE PICKLES BUT NOT THE PICKLE SPIRIT
riaki · 5 months
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after party | satoru gojo x reader
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gojo wanted to help you prepare a friendsgiving dinner, but he's a little tired n a lot tipsy.
cw: non curse au, everyones alive, shoko typical smoking, drinking, you’re married to gojo wc: 3.3k
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this was supposed to be short but it just spiraled n i kind of hate it b i technically posted on the 23rd so it counts !! not proofread!
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business dinners with satoru are exhausting, to say the least—you start the day early to the scent of coffee through a filter and a fresh breeze through your open window, sending your husband off to work with a hug and a kiss—maybe a promise of more if he pulls the 'five more minutes!' on you.
this one is special, though; old friends from freely youthful highschool days gathered around your dinner table on the mats of your living room floor catching up over cans of beer cold with condensation, the sound of can tabs popping and the fizzling of bubbly spirits over tables of warm food in tin containers.
geto, the tall man with dark hair and gauges, talks about how his two daughters are adjusting to city life, occasionally interrupted by cheerful brightness never dampened by adult years from haibara, an apprenticing entrepeneur under nanami who's got a thing for girls with big appetites. shoko and utahime are having a drinking contest, and mei mei's too occupied with her phone; checking stocks as her tacky nails click against the glass screen.
satoru can't cook. there's a reason why he always buys takeout when you're too busy to provide or you've already gone to sleep— he should be the picture perfect husband, because you deserve that and everything more. his only (self-perceived) flaws are his lack of alcohol tolerance and his inability to master the frying pan.
you always tell him he doesn't have to be a michelin chef— but with the way he's constantly sneaking a chocolate graham cracker from your muji snack bag or snagging the sour gummy between your teeth from your lips, he feels like he should compensate. so on this special november evening, when the hum of the city life outside your balcony gets drowned out by the cheerful mirth of a warm dinner table, he had decided to help you.
the warm kitchen had become a foodstained disaster— but with tearful round eyes and a hand tugging on your shirt, you'd resigned to helping him conquer the task of simple packaged noodles and soft-boiled eggs. he'd cut his finger— even the most capable teacher found his shortcomings against a blunt kitchen knife. needless to say you'd peppered it with kisses before wrapping a rainbow hello kitty bandaid around it.
and that brings you to the present: the result of your extensively hard work; a few soggy noodles collected at the bottom of porcelain bowls painted red on the insides in a lukewarm puddle of soup, full stomachs and a loose and welcoming atmosphere. you wouldn't trade it for the world.
you're fishing a pickled radish slice out of your bowl when satoru leans over, removing the arm that was snaked around your shoulder to drape himself on your lap, lying down on the floor with his knees propped up and his soft cloud-white hair sprawled over your thighs. geto makes a distasteful face when satoru's black socks brush against his leg. across the table, shoko knocks shoulders with utahime as she lights a cigarette; the latter's face flushes as smoke drifts past her lightly flushed face into the open window city night air overhead.
"hey, you. what's up?" you asked softly, chuckling to yourself as you set your chopsticks atop the rim of your bowl, leaning back on your arms to look down at him. he adjusts himself a little, wiggling on your lap as you caught a whiff of his beer breath and scrunch your nose.
"hiii, baby," he drawls, giggling a little to himself. his smooth, usually playful voice took on that deep tone he used whenever he was being serious, and it sent an involuntary shiver down your spine, so you hugged him closer and ran a hand through his soft white hair, brushing your fingers against the black cloth of his blindfold. "what'cha doing?"
"i was eating. you put too much pepper in the broth, 'toru." you smiled softly, tracing the line of his jaw slowly with one finger in the way you knew he liked so much; it was obvious from the way he sighed contentedly and tilted his head into your palm. whether it be from that unfathomably sweet smile or the tender way you held his face in your delicate hands, that was up to him to ponder. next to you, haibara makes a joke— something about mei mei's stocks, and she quips a snarky retort that has him laughing raucously while nanami makes a face.
"i tried!" he protests, almost a whine as he sighs; a hand sneaks up to lift the edge of his blindfold up so his eyes meet yours, and you're left breathless. it catches you off guard every time— those endless pools of swirling blue that stare straight through you, sifting through your thoughts like a scholar annotating an open book, all heart-shaped sticky notes and bright highlighters when it came to thinking about him.
"not hard enough, clearly. but it's okay; we'll do better next time."
he just frowns again at that, sticking out his lower lip in a little pout that makes your heart squeeze. your stomach is full with noodles and broth; you don't think you could stomach another bite if you tried, and you're not one to drink especially if everyone else is. so, you let yourself indulge a little— snake a hand on the back of satoru's neck and tilt him up until he's sitting halfway up and you can easily meet his lips in a kiss.
he reciprocates immediately, hungry like he was waiting for you; you notice that he hasn't eaten much of his food yet, so maybe he was. or maybe he knows how bad it is. either way, his tongue darts out from his parted lips to flick against your own for a moment, before he sinks his teeth into your bottom lip and draws out a teasing whine that you have to stifle because "we have company, 'toru," you have to breath as a reminder. he just laughs breathily against your lips, tasting like bitter beer and buttery vanilla as he shifts to practically sit on top of you, hands on your shoulders as his thumbs brush over your collarbone where the edge of your shirt fails to cover tantalizing skin; he's taller and eventually ends up bringing the both of you toppling down onto the mats.
your back hits the floor and a little gasp leaves your winded lungs— but satoru eagerly catches it with his lips and swallows it, like he's intent on getting drunken off his ass from you (as if he wasn't already tipsy) when he smashes his swollen lips to yours again. your hair is splayed out against the tatami mats like you're trapped in some marine watercolor painting, and for a split second satoru thinks if mermaids were real you'd be the most angelic he'd ever seen as his calloused fingers curl into the strands.
you're about to hook a leg around his waist when a shout catches your ear and you part lips with a gasp, sucking in greedy breaths as satoru promptly sits on your stomach. you let out a stuffed oomph from his weight, and watch as he slides his blindfold back on to look over at the rest of the table who're staring at the two of you like they're watching some forbidden steamy movie scene that's meant to be shielded from children's eyes.
“don’t kiss him while he’s drunk. it’s like rewarding a brat for bad behavior,” shoko says. you sit up with much effort, straining under satoru’s weight as you reach up to grab his shoulders. you miss, but he takes your hands and pulls you up, wrapping his arms around you to keep you from falling back down as you rest your head on his shoulder. utahime has her arms lazily draped over shoko; you assume she’s drunk from that, but if you were to inspect her for long enough you’d notice her can of beer was almost completely full.
“oh, i guess you’re right.” you remarked, frowning a little and biting the inside of your cheek as you pull away from satoru and glance at him. all of the sudden he looks like he’s ready to keel over; the shadows beneath his eyes are reinforced by the alcohol in his system and it looks like he’ll need to tape his eyes open lest he passes out right on top of you. you want to avoid that, so you gently push him off, sighing to yourself.
“don’t listen to her, sweetheart. you can kiss me all you want,” he smirks, a flash of pearly white teeth that would’ve been on your neck a moment ago if not for the interruption. you just shake your head with a breathless laugh, giving him a quick flick to the forehead. before you can pull away, though— he catches your hand, bringing your wrist to his glossy pink lips and giving your pulse a quick peck. “no, she has a point.” you hummed. overhead, the light flickers a little; a moth that had flown in through the window danced about the bulb. the faint sound of car horns filters through the window along with the breeze, recycled laughter and lively chatter from bars a few stories down carried in the cool wind.
you mill about for another twenty minutes or so, content to just listen in as old friends shared anecdotes and funny stories from separate paths of life; you soon learned that nanami was planning on moving to malaysia, and shoko was due to renew her medical license this year. the beer cans built up, mixed in with crumpled napkins that had penned doodles on the rough surface and paper chopstick wrappers. somewhere along the line, satoru had fallen asleep— you had to push his unfinished ramen bowl out of the way before he knocked his head against the wooden table and spilt his meal. you frowned a little at the sight of it— you knew he'd complain about his soaked noodles and limp seaweed sheets later on. you found yourself slinging one of your jackets over his shoulders, fingers lingering over his neck, where the scratchy hair of his undercut met soft warm skin.
soon enough, dishes are piling up in the sink and calling your name; the kids see themselves home via train station, spouting something about a late night pit stop in sendai for the mochi that 'our teacher likes so much'. you consider asking them to bring some back for satoru, but you decide you'll enjoy a laugh when he tells you about how he went to school the next morning to find out for himself, and the stab of hurt that will pierce his full heart in two when he hears the news. even then, you have to shush them as they show themselves out; you can tell from the way satoru's eyebrows knit together beneath his blindfold and the pinch of his jaw that he doesn't appreciate the noise, no matter how blacked out.
the conversation dies down a little, and soon enough, everyone takes their leave one by one. it's only when you settle back down after cleaning up the bowls and putting away the cups that satoru stirs, waking up with a mumble and a huff. his hair is a disheveled mess, and there are sleep lines on his face, but he's still handsome as ever.
"baby?" his voice is hoarse with sleep and dehydration. there's a dull ache between his eyes, feeling like he'd just ran a circle around the world. you answer from the kitchen, calling his name. it's late; past midnight now. the window's still open and satoru's can of beer is still on the table, almost completely empty.
"how long did i sleep? shit, did everyone go home? 'm sorry," he groans, standing up and stretching his arms out. his shirt rides up on his shoulders, exposing the arch of his hip just above the edge of his pants. "don't worry, 'toru." you hummed, washing your hands in the sink as you look over at him. he just nods, grabbing the can and crumpling it in his hands before tossing it in the trash.
"you okay? got a headache?" you asked as he walked over to you, careful not to hit his head on the arch that connected the living room to the kitchen. when you'd first moved in with him, you had to pin a strip of bright yellow caution tape to remind him to duck his head. you smiled as you reminisced over late nights, tucked in his arms as he mused about demolishing the wall there just so he could be rid of the bruise on his temple. then again, as long as you were waiting for him to kiss it better at the end of his nine to five, he didn't mind.
he nods, and watches as an easy smile stretches across your lips; they look infuriatingly kissable under the warm glow of the hazy kitchen light, shining off the porcelain cups in the sink. he leans against the kitchen counter, cold marble feeling through the thin fabric of his shirt as you take his leftovers from the fridge and heat them up in the microwave, standing before the black glass as you watch the little plate spin inside.
there's something about moments like these; so sweet and easy with you after everyone's taken the last train home and all that's left are empty beer cans and extra bowls in the dishwasher for two people with matching rings on their fingers to take care of.
he walks up to you, wrapping his arms around your waist and resting his head on your chin. he smiles when he feels your hand cup his cheek, and he turns his head instinctively to meet your lips in a slow, sweet kiss; a muscle memory tango between familiar lovers. when he pulls away to catch his breath, tongue swiping across his bottom lip, you're already there with your fingers, pulling his blindfold down to rest around his neck and gently rubbing the spot beside his eyes, alleviating the tension behind them. it's unspoken moments like these that he loves the most in your relationship. making a mess in your kitchen is a close second.
it's a slow, easy night after a special get-together when the microwave beeps and you take his noodles out, bringing them to the table as you sit down next to him and rest your head on his shoulder, letting him tuck you into his side as he gets a bit of breaded tonkotsu crumbs on his cheek and insists you wipe them off for him like he's some oversized baby. you wash some cherries in a green plastic bowl, competing to see who can spit the pits into the trashcan without missing. in the end, he lost the game of rock paper scissor and was resigned to pick up the missed pits on the floor.
he's still wearing your jacket like a cape and even though it's far too small for him, he insists on keeping it with him when you go out onto your balcony to finish the last of a bottle of sake together, listening to the melody of the wind in the trees that line the sidewalk and the permeating hustle and bustle of the city, even when it's so late at night it could be considered early morning.
he swipes the cold bottle from your hands, finishing the last drops from the matte glass before letting it dangle between your fingers. and you're expecting it when he catches your arm to pull you into another kiss; he tastes like peaches and wine and a little bit of soup broth. it's slow, and easy, because being with him has always felt as natural as breathing, and being with you has made it easier for him to breathe, like the iron weight on his lungs melts away in the face of your unconditional warmth and care. the cool wind blows your hair in front of your face, and he laughs that charming boyish giggle as he tucks it behind your ears and scoops you up in his arms.
"i don't like sharing you with a sake bottle," you said, pointedly looking at the glass in his hand. he just grins, looking down at you for a moment. he can almost see it again; you, in that gorgeous white wedding cloth. he was carrying you bridal style in the same way now, when you'd decided to grow old together and host special business dinners as a couple in your shared apartment.
"don't worry, love. you're sweeter than any spritz," he laughs, stepping inside again and closing the door behind him.
it's routine, and it's easy, getting ready for bed with him, laughing when he pushes his hair back with a headband, looking like a pretty little princess. you suggest him getting a mullet, and he shushes you by shoving your toothbrush on your tongue, getting a mouthful of mint. the warm water rushes over your fingers before you dry yourself off, wiping your face and putting the towel away only to be met with the equal warmth of his lips on your forehead, peppering you with kisses.
you slip into the covers, still pleasantly cold as you watch satoru sit up and take his shirt off. he lets you peel the rainbow bandaid on his finger off, tossing it in the trash before pulling you into his arms, right where you belong the closest to his heart. "don't cut yourself like that again, okay?"
"it was an accident, baby." he chuckles, and you just roll your eyes. he reaches over to ruffle your hair affectionately and makes a joke about having you suck his blood like a vampire, tooting about how sweet it would be. "besides, i don't need to be careful if you're there to patch me up, pretty. shoko has nothing on you!"
he plays with your hair as you catch him up to the conversations he'd slept away; mei mei had left early when you'd given him your jacket to envelope him in your scent, muttering something about cheap perfume and worthless soggy noodles. he likes to play with your jewelry, you notice— fiddles with the ring on your finger, cupping your hands in his palm as he tucks his face into the back of your neck.
at one point, he asks you to do his hair, so you oblige, rolling him over onto his stomach and clambering on top of his waist. you braid his white strands into cute little pigtails best as you could manage as he tells you about his dream; something about harassing nanami in malaysia and a sunset kiss under crystal clear beach water. it sounds nice, and when you're done with his hair you find it easier to just massage his shoulders and listen to the smooth droning of his voice.
soon enough, you're both warmer than the lukewarm buzz of beer in your veins, and he doesn't remember if he fell asleep first or not, but the gentle melody of your voice haunts him in his dazed sleep as he curls around you.
business dinners really are exhausting— he's left wondering how you pull it off the morning after when he's hungover and the cut on his finger is infected— clearly, the hello kitty bandaid wasn't enough to cut it. the only reasoning that he explains to you as you take your morning shower together, fingers running through your hair, is that you didn't kiss it enough. maybe that's why his soup had too much pepper and he didn't know how to cut the cucumbers.
he's still an amateur, so he'll leave the cooking to you. maybe next time he'll pretend the takeout he grabbed on his way home from school was handmade, though he doubts his friends will ever believe him, or his students after he demands they buy him kikufuku as compensation for leaving him out the night before.
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ignore the ep that came out today! everyone’s alive and well. trust my (riaki) stuff. don’t repost and/or plagiarize !
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jjungkookislife · 4 months
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Quarterly Fic Rec List 2023 #4
Hello! This is the last list of 2023! These are the wonderful fics I ended my year with! I hope you enjoy them! If anyone would like to be removed from this list; please let me know! As always each of these fics has its own content warnings, and most, if not all are 18+ so Minors Do Not Interact!
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Seokjin
daydream @joonie-beanie
summary: Your literature professor has a bit of a…gift. A gift that let’s him see other peoples thoughts when he wants to. And despite the fact that he warns his class openly about this gift, one day you forget, and find yourself in a bit of pickle when Kim Seokjin reads your mind, and finds you imagining some not so school appropriate scenarios…involving him.
pink panther @gimmesumsuga
summary: The one where your boss, Kim Seokjin, tries to show you how beautiful you are
9 months to fall in love @floralseokjin
summary: It seems like everyone around you is either already in love, or in the process of falling, and while normally you couldn’t give a damn, finding out the co-worker you’ve had a teensy crush on is dating someone else at the office seems to sucker punch you right in the gut. It’s stupid, and you’re irritated at yourself, but you can’t seem to shake out of the funk you’ve fallen face first in. Feeling lonely and heartsore, and mad for no reason, during drinks with your best friend you spot a man at the bar. Tequila confident, you make your way over to the stranger, and successfully one thing leads to another. The next morning you leave before he’s woken up, feeling satisfied in one way, but still as discontented as ever. Telling yourself it was an inebriated mistake, you quickly try to forget about it. Only, three weeks later that night comes back to haunt you – in a very unescapable way…
dream come true @sugaurora
summary: Since your brother had warned you years ago that his best friend Seokjin was off limits, you’d only allowed yourself to safely fantasize about him in your dreams. You’re not sure why tonight his lips feel so much softer and his hands so much warmer than usual, but you’re also not about to complain.
whole @yoongiphoria
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Yoongi
can't afford love @dollfaceksj
summary: Your childhood dream of having 2 children in a big house with a blooming marriage by this point in time has been eliminated the moment divorce came knocking at your door. With only one child and finding yourself back at square one, you ask your ex-husband—Min Yoongi—if he’d be down to fulfill 1 of these 3 things on your childhood’s bucket-list. And no, it’s not giving you a big house.
u suck !! @kithtaehyung
summary: Jimin’s cul-de-sac is filled to the brim with autumn leaves, trick-or-treaters, and halloween spirits. but the scariest part of the night? yoongi himself. and the way he looks downright sinful in his costume.
three tangerines ^
summary: throughout high school, you sometimes caught glimpses of your brother’s older friends: some of them were sweet, some of them were smart. but the one closest to him? that guy was a total f*ckboy from day one. after a foray of horrid relationships spanning years - ending with one that broke up with you for an alarming reason - you needed advice on what the hell you were doing wrong… and this wasn’t a conversation for anyone sweet or smart.
broken pt. 1 ^
summary: chilling conversations prolong things even further… until everything goes to hell.
ghostface killers @gimmethatagustd
summary: You’ve had your eyes set on Yoongi for as long as you can remember. What you didn’t know is that he’s had his eyes on you, too.
red & white @sweetestofchaos 💜
summary: you and yoongi have something to share this holiday
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Hoseok
spookie coochie @gimmethatagustd
summary: The only monster Hoseok wishes you were interested in finding this Halloween season is his monster c–
drink champagne in my airplane @bangtanintotheroom
summary: Your friend Hoseok decided to use his excessive wealth for good and take the both of you on a much-needed vacation. The flight was meant to be relaxing until he broke out one of his most expensive bottles of champagne.
a holly, jolly crisis @kpopfanfictrash
summary: At this time last year, you thought you had it all. A kick-ass screenwriting job for the hottest TV show in LA, an actor boyfriend whose career was taking off and an affordable apartment with not one, but two bathrooms. Fast-forward to now and you’re single, soon-to-be jobless and searching for a way to scrape together January rent. Everything seems to be falling apart, which was why you told your family you weren’t coming home for the holidays. Enter your little sister, Sara, who recently became engaged to her boyfriend, Yoongi and needs you home to celebrate. The biggest problem? Returning home means you’ll be forced to face everything and everyone you left behind, including Yoongi’s best man – and your ex-best friend, Hoseok.
12 lays of christmas @minisugakoobies
summary: Your brother’s best friend Hoseok really likes your cookies 
it's a promise @sahmfanficbts
arranged marriage au
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Namjoon
close, closer, closest @augustbutwinter
summary: you know your soulmate is close, but you haven’t met them yet. every day your counter goes up when you pass that one station. until one day it doesn’t.
make an effort @7ndipity
summary: When you ask Joon to be your fake boyfriend, he ends up finding out about your very real crush on him. Luckily for you, the feeling’s mutual.
a word from our sponsors @ugh-yoongi
summary: you’ve co-hosted a podcast with namjoon for three years; have known him even longer. the two of you have always been the picture of platonic, but that hasn’t stopped the internet from doing what the internet does. the shipping? a little weird at first, but you can understand it: two attractive twenty-somethings always in close proximity to one another, obvious (platonic!) chemistry—people have created ships for less. the fanfiction, though? also pretty funny… until you can’t stop thinking about it.
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Jimin
cloud nine @suga-kookiemonster
summary: “he’s here again,” viv whispers. “you know who. the hot guy who’s totally into you.” and he is hot--devastatingly hot enough that you know he can’t actually be into you, because the universe simply doesn’t work that way. that still doesn’t stop your heart from pounding when he smiles at you from across the room.
menace @eoieopda
summary: Far and away the worst of your brother’s friends, you added Park Jimin’s presence in your life to the long list of grievances you held against Seokjin. Too bad you can’t keep your hands off him.
crescent bound @parkhabits
summary: One night you’re having the best hookup of your life and the next you’re being told that the little mark on your neck is more than just a hickey and that Park Jimin was more than you expected too.
the dark side of the moon @dovechim
summary: falling in love at first sight is cliche, not until it happens to you on a dark night in a lonely alley. but you’re only human, while Park Jimin is Alpha of his pack; it could never work out. so you resort to pining for him like a wolf howling at the moon, but when Jimin goes feral, that’s when everything changes. 
a remedy for mondays ^
summary: all you wanted was just one day off work. but for that to happen, you need to invent a plausible reason. and then somehow, somewhere along the way, things get out of hand, and now people think you’re having a baby with your co-worker Park Jimin after a one-night stand. confused? join the club.
heavy petting @kittae
summary: Your boyfriend is not just a cat hybrid, he’s also very needy! When you come home from work and you expect him to be all over you, you’re fairly disappointed to find he prefers a nap over some well-deserved quality time. You’ll make sure to pay him back for that.
the devil in his details @johobi
summary: Evil comes in many forms. In this instance, it’s a 5′8″ pretty-boy with an even prettier dick. And you’re the form you want him to come in.
me, you, and this thing we have between us @boymeetsweevil
summary: You’re pregnant and jimin is…happy about it
devil's advocate @7cypher
summary: You had met the devil on a hot summer day. He had shown up in a red polo, red cap, and white sneakers on his feet. That day, you had invited your devil into your home and he hasn’t left since.
no strings @kpopfanfictrash
summary: It started off as such a simple question. How to know if you’re bad in bed? Of course when you asked, you didn’t imagine Jimin would actually answer.
the ten days of ex-mas @kpopfanfictrash
summary: Three months following the worst break-up of your life, you finally feel ready to start moving on. The world, it seems, has other ideas when you pick up the phone and find your ex-boyfriend calling. Jimin Park, star right winger of the NHL and (until recently), the love of your life, has a very large problem. Despite the courage he regularly shows on the ice, in his personal life, Jimin is kind of a coward. When you broke up this fall, he could barely admit it. Not to his neighbors. Not to his friends. Not even to his family, who are expecting him home for Christmas. In a desperate plea for more time, Jimin begs you to pretend you’re still dating – and to his surprise, you agree. Faced with a second chance, Jimin is determined not to squander it. If only fixing a relationship were as easy as falling in love.
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Taehyung
midnight @sailoryooons
summary: Taehyung loves being your prince charming, even if it means trying to find where you’ve wandered off to in the middle of a Halloween party without your shoes. 
the holi-date @kpopfanfictrash
summary: When your ex-boyfriend becomes engaged to his new girlfriend at your annual Holiday party, you admittedly are not in the best place. Which explains why you down six shots of alcohol, enthusiastically drop it low on the dance floor and – oh, yeah – tell everyone you are also dating someone. The only problem? You are obviously not. Good thing your neighbor happens to be cute and in need of a ride to work every morning.
of lace and lust @hobidreams
summary: friendship rule number one: don’t imagine how amazing your best friend’s cock would feel inside you. except that’s all you can think about after accidentally discovering taehyung’s kink for panties. specifically, the lacy ones you’re so fond of wearing.
hush @suga-kookiemonster
summary: four seats, five bodies. “careful, sweetheart,” he breathes into the shell of your ear, hands tightening over your waist in warning. you lick your lips, pausing just long enough to ponder: what if you don’t want to be careful?
rotten angelcake @inkedtae
summary: she’s as sweet as angelcake; he likes her honeyed rotten. this is a series following the complicated relationship between a sugar baby, sugar daddy and his corruption kink.
sausade @kimvvantae
summary: no one is born to be alone and no one can be complete in oneself - that’s why, in this world, every person has a pair, someone that complements their soul in every aspect. you, however, are an exception to the rule, for the mark on your wrist indicates that your pair has passed away way before you were born.
kinda hot @kimnjss
summary: you’ve always been cute, soft, tiny in taehyung’s eyes. but that’s changing one night when you’re accidentally sending him a naughty picture. forcing him to realize, maybe his best friend is kinda… hot?
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Jungkook
jungkook drabble @euphoricfilter
summary: obsessed gf m/c and equally as obsessed boyfriend jungkook. he’s the light of her life, and she’s the reason he smiles
blessed with a curse @sweetestofchaos
summary: When your company throws a mandatory Halloween party, you aren’t thrilled. You’re even less thrilled when a delusional coworker ruins the party and places a curse on everyone because her crush, the resident werewolf, Jeon Jungkook, rejected them.
seasons don't fear the reaper @augustbutwinter
summary: life is short, they say. one day everyone meets their death, they say. how often can you meet yours before he takes you with him?
because i love you ch. 13 @readyplayerhobi
summary: According to society, Jeon Jungkook should not be with you. He should be with a younger, hotter and thinner girl instead of wasting his time on you. It’s a good thing Jungkook doesn’t care what society thinks then.
a holiday snowdown @kpopfanfictrash
summary: The Inn on the Hill is in trouble. Or that's what your boss, Namjoon, says during the last-minute All Staff holiday meeting he calls. You need money, and you need money fast, or his parents are planning to sell the resort. When no one can think of an easy solution, Namjoon proposes his parents' idea: a weeklong social media blitz with a celebrity guest. The celebrity? None other than Jungkook Jeon himself: two-time Olympic gold medalist, world-class snowboarder and the nation's sweetheart. What's the problem? You happen to have met Jungkook Jeon before, and sincerely hoped you'd never see him again.
all grown up @btsgotjams27
summary: A family reunion brings back the young boy you grew up with. Though he wasn’t the doe-eyed boy you once knew, he stood in front of you all grown up.
this is us ^
summary: you start to fall hard for jungkook.
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OT7/Multiple Members
carnival of terror ch. 2 @theharrowing
summary: The carnival is in town, and it is unlike anything you have ever experienced. Will you make it out alive?
the gentlemen @honeymoonjin
summary: Sick of unsatisfying hookups, boring relationships or the company of your own hand? Apply today for the chance to be on bangasm.com’s very first reality show! Seven attractive young gentlemen will be vying for your choice of who is best in bed. All from different backgrounds, these men claim they’ll be able to rock your world, so don’t hesitate! Apply now!
of storms and vampires @wishesunderthestars
summary: During the worst storm you have witnessed in your life, a bat crashes on your window. When you bring it inside your cottage to take care of it, you realize it isn’t simply a bat but a baby vampire. Your past has come back to haunt you because Jungkook’s sire is no one else but Min Yoongi, who you had left behind when you disappeared five years ago.
oh, little red @jincherie
summary: You knew they warned you about that path for a reason, you knew you shouldn’t take it as a shortcut. You knew, but you were running late, and you did it anyway. Oh, little red, just what have you gotten yourself into?
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let me keep you warm @sweetestofchaos 💜
summary: “Are you cold?” “A little bit but I’ll be okay.” “Come here, let’s get you all warmed up.”
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copperbadge · 9 months
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Radio Free Monday
Good morning everyone, and welcome to Radio Free Monday!
Ways to Give:
Anon linked to a fundraiser for thewalrus-said, whose kitty Pickles recently passed, and who has taken on debt from the veterinary bills at a time when they also need to fundraise to move cross-country for work. You can read more, reblog, and find giving information here and also find purchase info for their queer romance novels here.
Buy Stuff, Help Out:
queerdo-mcjewface is selling a pair of American Vintage high heels on eBay to raise money for the Halo Trust, which removes land mines from former war zones and advocates for their abolition. You can check them out here! (As of the writing of RFM they had not yet sold, I checked.)
News to Know:
I actually sourced this myself but thought people might like to be aware of it -- funkittoys is a small business selling unique and sustainably-made sex toys, including a toy called the "NoFrillDo" designed to be particularly affordable. They came to my attention via a post about their "sliding scale" nofrilldos, which are a $14-minimum but otherwise pay-what-you-can toy; those are currently sold out but come back into stock occasionally, and I felt the spirit of the shop was well worth a namedrop on RFM. I can't speak to the toys themselves, I don't own one, but I wanted to shout-out a fellow small business trying to make pleasure affordable for everyone.
Recurring Needs:
sir-tailypoe linked to a fundraiser for tul1pmania, who is trying to escape an abusive marriage and needs short-term funds for moving expenses and repair to a wheelchair, which broke right before his planned moving date. You can read more, reblog, and find giving information here.
nivchara-yahel and rivalconga are disabled queer siblings with ongoing support needs; they are raising funds for help covering housing, food, and medication for chronic illnesses while one looks for from-home work and the other applies for SSDI. You can read more, reblog, and find giving information here. They also have a graphic you can post to your own socials for fundraising.
And this has been Radio Free Monday! Thank you for your time. You can post items for my attention at the Radio Free Monday submissions form. If you're new to fundraising, you may want to check out my guide to fundraising here.
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Hey! I know you've been working a lot in tpfy and I don't want to confuse you or something xd. but I'm curious about why AG Harry is pushing Ginny away. I thought maybe he's scared she won't love him again or some other stupid noble reason. A couple weeks ago you did like an analysis of tpfy Ginny and Harry, and I would love if you could do something like that for AG Harry too. if you want and like to do it ofc. Thank you for everything<3
omg i would LOVE to do this. you honestly have no idea how much i love talking about hjp and the nightmare scenarios i throw him into. though, i'm not sure how ~spoilery~ i want to get.. so it might not be as in depth as my tpfy asks from a few weeks ago but yeah i'd love to talk about already gone h/g!!
under the cut for length and spoilers
so harry starts out in a real pickle. the love of his life, and his wife of three years, has woken up from a weeks long coma with no memory since he led her on a fruitless rescue mission where they all almost died. she doesn't remember any part of their romantic history, but she also doesn't remember anything from her 6th year and the war.
after ginny finds out about fred, and goes unconscious again, it is vaguely hinted that ginny's emotions have a direct effect on her lucidity. therefore in the spirit of trying to keep her conscious until the healers can find out what exactly went wrong when they removed the parasite, harry and the weasleys decide to... uhh... hide her entire life from her just in case something triggers another collapse.
so much happens behind the scenes that ginny has absolutely no clue about and that was very intentional and on purpose. mostly because i love it when readers find out things at the same time she does, but also because i honestly don't think i could accurately portray harry's mental state. like genuinely. but i'm getting off track.
ok, so why is harry pushing ginny away? excellent question i'm so glad you asked. harry is afraid. and he isn't going to do anything (ANYTHING) to jeopardize her health/mental well-being. at this point behind the scenes molly, george, and hermione are like "seriously harry, tell your wife she's married to you." to which he replies "absolutely not." anyways, they decide to wait him out and not push it because we all know how harry gets. however, after ginny passes out at the memorial lunch, his fears all the sudden are MASSIVELY JUSTIFIED so he says fuckk all this, i'm out. but in a 'i am terrified my wife is going to faint and never wake up' kind of way.
so fast forward to after the night at the hog's head. ginny is super pissed, right? but also, harry was like super right. finding out she was married sorta did mess her up a bit.
but us, as readers, we are kinda like.. who cares yeah? she knows! she finally knows! except harry is still pretty stand-off-ish.... wonder what that's about (insert eye emoji here)
there's more to it obviously, i'm just being funny... but i can give you a two hints on what to be on the lookout for:
the flashbacks.. what happens when you take away the context of someone's love story.. can they still love in the same ways? where does that leave harry? how can he in good conscious give ginny back the worst year of her life? would he ever be that selfish?
the parasite.. where did it come from? how did ginny get it?? why?? what is going on in the wizarding world at the moment that would have anything to do with them???
also just a reminder that we have two very big things coming up... a potential experimental treatment and an anniversary. both of which were very VERY fun chapters to outline and draft. and by fun i mean they made me cry.
thanks so much for the question <333 i adore talking about my fics
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A semi-unhinged rant about kimchi (and what makes it authentic)
With the influx of white people liking Korean food... there is also an influx of white people not understanding the basics of Korean food. And it frustrates me immensely as a Korean this is so. When you don’t spend time understanding the hows and whys of dishes before trying to “recreate” them--it create problems with your results. And you might be thinking: But do you do this with other regionalities of food? And to this I say, ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY. I spent a month alone researching Indian pickle. And still, still understood mine wasn’t “superior” and that I got bits wrong. And you know what? I tried it again, asked, and tried yet again. And when faced with Indian people in front of me, didn’t boast how mine was somehow “better”
I’m sure someone is about to chime in and say, “BUUUUUTT YOU’RE ADOPTED.” And to that person, I say: Sit down and shut up.
I still have memories of my grandmothers’ cooking. I still have a memory of taste of Eomma’s kimchi hardwired into my brain. I still can taste the bungeoppang from Iksan market. I still remembered the exact taste of a Korean apple and can describe it to you and how it differs from the US counterparts. So no, this is one case where I know what I’m talking about.
For those not invested in kimchi, specifically, this will go into Korean food psychology too, and other useful topics you might need to know.
Sorted Foods argued that white-made “Kimchi” with a different process could still be called kimchi, and no. Not if it doesn’t honor the spirit of the dish. (Jamie was correct.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI2hFekaRlc
Let’s be clear here: I have no problem with people making kimchi who aren’t Korean. But I’d prefer that people actually learn from a Korean and then understand the function of the ingredients before complaining about the existence of said ingredients. And once they do that, to NOT under any circumstances, mark it up and then put a metal lid on it because you don’t understand the function of the dish. So I’m going to do this for you with basic run downs in the following areas:
The cultural psychology of Korean food
The food science behind kimchi (This is something Koreans also forget)
The intention of kimchi
But, but the Diaspora?
Why White people’s (commercial) kimchi often messes up and fails to understand
How to tell authentic Kimchi from inauthentic Kimchi vs. Kimchi snobbery.
The cultural psychology of Korean food
Five Colors
https://www.gastrotourseoul.com/the-five-colors-of-korea-what-do-you-know-about-o-bang-saek/
I should note that current scientists actually support this idea thousands of years after Chinese and Korean enforced this. For reference, Korean enforce this idea more than Chinese (Han) do.
Five Flavors
https://ling-app.medium.com/5-flavors-in-korean-a-secret-to-delicious-k-food-9425a240276a
This is where you can find an article on the five flavors. Originally from Chinese Han people, but Koreans enforce this more than Chinese do.
Fermentation process is different from other regions
The majority of Korean fermentation deals with aerobic fermentation. I get this scares the crap out of most white people. But trust me when I say that Koreans have it down and there is a reason for this psychology.
Paochai is anaerobic. Tsukemono is anaerobic. Sauerkraut is anaerobic. kimchi out of the majority of fermented vegetables is an aerobic process and was designed to be very, very carefully over thousands of years.
Likewise with soy sauce, Koreans do the aerobic version, while everyone else does anaerobic. This is true across the board for traditional Korean processes that doesn’t always hold true for other versions.
The obsession with the removal of the smell of food
Koreans have this obsession with removing the smell of food. This is why the onggi/hangari are designed to BREATHE. They release gasses through the earthenware surface and are beaten in a certain way so that if you sealed the top, the jar itself is still breathing. This releases certain kinds of gas which make the taste of kimchi the taste of kimchi.
Koreans do this with meats (remove the smell of meat by washing it) Also do it with fish, etc. (Some people might recognize some of it as semi-koshering the meat/fish too--some of the process is similar and I think it’s for similar reasons--avoiding bacterial infections in a time before refrigeration. But this is a loose theory, rather than fact.)
And certainly in the fermentation process.
The food science behind kimchi (This is something Koreans also forget)
Onggi is a jar that breathes. It’s designed to breathe. They are expensive, I know, but it’s really, really worth your investment if you want to do any kind of Korean fermentation. Onggi releases the bad gasses that cook the kimchi’s vegetables into mush. With sauerkraut, it is designed to semi-cook under the fermentation process. With kimchi it is not supposed to cook at all, and through this the vegetables in question stay crunchy.
How do I know this? I make kimchi and have gotten it “wrong” on purpose a number of times in a number of ways just to crack the food science.
This said, there are several basic parts to Kimchi’s elements: You have the vegetables, which don’t have to be nappa. It can be mu (white radish) These are usually high in vitamin C. You can have mountain herbs and a whole host of other ingredients in this section. If the person is skillful and there are multiple ingredients in the jar, they will figure out how to stack the interior of the jar so that certain vegetables are at the top.
Salt
The best salt is flower seasalt, which you can get in bulk. It has a slightly sweet taste to it. In a punch finely ground kosher is OK, but keep in mind that Kosher salt is saltier. (some people use MSG too... but I find it wholly unnecessary as the cabbage and seafood elements has MSG naturally in it)
The salt acts as a preservative and helps bring out that unique crunch. It prevents bad bacteria from growing in the kimchi.
The sweet rice flour/wheat flour
This attracts the lactobacilli. The majority of winter kimchi uses sweet rice flour. This is not added sugar, BTW, it’s the varietal of rice.
It gives it food. Since sweet rice flour has more sugar content in the form of starch (muslimintp-1999-girl's correction, not gluten), etc, this is why it is used in winter. Whereas yeolmu kimchi uses wheat flour, which has less gluten/food for the lactobacilli.
BTW, for those that add jujubes, this is also their function. Sugar is sometimes applied, especially to Seoul Kimchi, but it’s only traditional to the Japanese occupation. In older recipes that do use this type of starter, especially for winter kimchi, they use sliced Asian pears, pear juice, or jujubes. However, this is seen more of a “King’s Kimchi” and was for the “upper class.” rather than the lower classes. So it’s unlikely the nobi (slave class) was able to eat such kimchi. The reason raw sugar, and sugar cane in general isn’t considered really “traditional” by kimchi snobs, is because sugar cane itself grows in tropical regions and was a Portuguese import. For times when sugar *is* applied, Koreans tend to reduce the amount of sweet rice flour to compensate. lactobacilli eat raw sugar quickly, so for summer and more southern on the Korean peninsula kimchi, cane sugar is not used.
Protein element
The protein is like a stop sign to the lactobacilli and tells them to SLOW DOWN. Eat that starch more slowly. So protein can include shrimp paste (usually sweet June shrimp), anchovy paste, mussels, clams, and oysters. Occasionally, depending on the region they also include crabs. (Eomma’s Kimchi had crabs in it).
*Some* summer kimchi substitutes the sweet rice flour for wheat flour. Monk Kimchi (which still tastes strong due to the hard water) uses barley flour as well. Lactobacilli also has been shown to eat gluten more slowly, which means it also eats protein as well. (This is true in soy sauce somewhat in the early stages, though another bacteria does the main action.)
Spices
The kochukaru... is designed to be spicy and sweet in keeping with the five flavors psychology. It is also specifically bred to stain *everything* so you can see when the vegetable is clearly coated properly.
There is a kimchi said to be made with sichuan peppers instead of kochukaru. (Dae Jang Geum kimchi), but you need more ingredients to balance out the flavors according to the five flavor theory. (Who spent several days combing through Dae Jang Geum kimchi for this? *rasies hand* I did. I back engineered the recipe.)
The garlic has been shown to control bacteria in studies and experiments. It is used worldwide this way.
Ginger also is meant to control bad bacteria.
The other flavorants are usually there to boost favors. soy sauce is very, very rarely used and vinegar is NEVER used in kimchi. Also, for those thinking the gochujang belongs in kimchi--no. Not kimchi. Buty gochugaru.
The design of kimchi, when made right is that it will not go mushy even left for a year. And they’ve found traces of kimchi in 3,000 year old jars.
The important part of the elements that go into kimchi is that there is a balance.
Kimchi will also bubble happily when fermenting. Exploding kimchi isn’t fun.
The intention of kimchi
There are a few key intentions, but is basically summarized like this: Poor people’s food and a healthy source of vitamins for long vegetable storage.
Anything that goes against this spirit isn’t kimchi.
But, but the Diaspora?
I’ve had North Korean kimchi and Brazilian kimchi made by Korean diaspora, and also watched videos--the elements remain the same even if the specific ingredients shift. The diaspora does not mess with the basics of the food science.
Why White people’s (commercial) kimchi often messes up and fails to understand
- Metal lid jars
goes against the “remove bad smell” idea and also goes against “do not cook kimchi through the fermentation process.”
Metal was expensive in Joseon and a limited resource. So no. And secondly “Seal it tight” “so I can’t smell it” is such a white person’s psychology. Make sauerkraut instead.
- The “make it milder”
why not eat white kimchi which has a specific balance that makes up for the lack of spices instead? (3 tbsps of gochugarui--I laugh) We mastered it already--why not eat that?
- Cutting the seafood element and not replacing it with protein
Ignores that the flour element will cook the kimchi and make it ferment unevenly. It’s not just there for long shelf life, you know. It’s there because it really truly does help it to ferment more evenly so you don’t have to stir it so often.
When I cut the seafood element, the kimchi fermented much, much faster, even in an onggi, turned sour much faster and went rotten a lot faster than I intended.
- Add strange ingredients
Crap like “Quinoa” and other “make it healthier” foods that mark up the price of the kimchi. Adding things like cayenne and paprika are out. I can kinda forgive spicier peppers, but those are NOT a substitute for gochugaru. “Miso” is a WTF ingredient. They should have used barley. With properly fermented kimchi, soy sauce, etc, the gluten should be consumed by the lactobacilli. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5494637/#:~:text=This%20study%20demonstrated%20that%2010,hydrolyze%20gluten%20under%20gastrointestinal%20conditions.
Which is what this study says. If they don’t consume the gluten, you’ve done something wrong.
- Cutting it into shreds...
--;; The size of the kimchi is designed to be cut that way for a reason. Whole kimchi preserves longer than cut kimchi.
- The mark up in price
Again, POOR PEOPLE’S food. You can’t improve it. Koreans improved it over thousands of years and without microscopes, etc figured out all of the info I gave (though some of us, admittedly have amnesia about the why.)
The only exception to the “poor people’s food” is King kimchi. But in that case, the person is controlling it under very specific conditions and doing it extremely to tradition and a historical recipe, including making their own fish sauce, etc, in which case the mark up is justified.
How to tell authentic Kimchi from inauthentic Kimchi vs. Kimchi snobbery.
Authentic kimchi should hold its crunch, sourness, and be slightly sweet despite that. If it is a spicy kimchi, the gochugaru should taste sweet, but not punch you in the face.
The process is always aerobic, and for those that don’t like the smell--too bad. If you’re going to complain, maybe rethink if you want to make kimchi?
Inauthentic kimchi is BLAND. It is SOFT. It has no crunch. It doesn’t balance the flavors thoughtfully. It feels chucked in. And it’s marked up to extreme levels.
For the kimchi snobbery
- insisting that it is made in onggi (but that is superior)
- Insisting on particular kinds of garlic
- insisting on Korean ginger
- Being particular about the seafood and other ingredients that go in
- choosing premium salt
- Having a special kimchi-making bowl. (That’s me)
- Willing to fight to the death over how to make kimchi “right” per region.
- Talking about differences in fish sauce.
- refusing sugar, which is not native to Korea.
- There is a woman that grows her own nappa, uses a King’s recipe, and makes her own fish sauce because she thought the fish sauce on the market was wrong for what she wanted to create. That is premium and justifies a mark up in price.
Koreans follow the food science principles. But not everyone cares that much about the particular elements that go in. See, there is a separation. Koreans do everything in kimchi for a particular reason.
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What Vegetables Can Be Fermented?
It's simple to get into the fermenting spirit, whether you're a foodie or just trying to reduce your waste. Fermenting vegetables is a simple and natural way to extend the shelf life of your favorite vegetables and fruits.
The key to making a great ferment is using the right vegetables and brine. Keeping everything submerged in brine creates an ideal environment for healthy bacteria to thrive.
Cabbage is one of the most commonly fermented vegetables. It's simple to make, inexpensive, and delicious once fermented.
Many people enjoy sauerkraut, but cabbage can also be used in other recipes. It is high in vitamin C and is beneficial to the immune system.
It's best to buy fresh cabbage that hasn't been sprayed with pesticides. The pesticides will destroy the nutrients in the cabbage and disrupt fermentation.
To begin making sauerkraut, sterilize a 32-ounce wide-mouth glass jar. This step is critical for preventing bacteria from settling in the jar.
Thoroughly rinse and drain the cabbage. Then, remove the core. Using a knife or a food processor with a shredding disc attachment, thinly slice the cabbage.
Carrots are an excellent fermenting vegetable because they contain beneficial bacteria and probiotics that aid digestion. These beneficial microorganisms also aid in the retention of nutrients such as enzymes, vitamins, and minerals found in vegetables and other foods.
Fermented carrots are also high in potassium, which is essential for bone health and weight loss. These carrots are delicious on their own, but they can also be incorporated into a variety of dishes such as stir fry, salads, and couscous.
Simply pack carrots in a quart-sized Mason jar with a pinch of salt and some starter culture to make lacto-fermented carrots (see notes). Cover the jar with a 5% salt brine solution, making sure the carrots are tightly packed. This will eliminate air pockets and keep them from rising to the surface.
Cauliflower is an excellent fermenting vegetable because it is high in calcium, magnesium, potassium, iron, vitamin C, and choline. These nutrients help to strengthen bones, lower cancer risk, and improve heart health.
Sulforaphane, an antioxidant that aids in disease prevention, is also found in fermented cauliflower. Sulforaphane is especially helpful in lowering the risk of prostate and colon cancer.
Lacto-fermentation, also known as brine pickling, is a simple and safe process. It entails producing a saltwater brine that produces an anaerobic environment. This creates an ideal environment for the growth of lactobacillus bacteria, which are beneficial to the digestive system and can be found in most probiotic supplements.
After soaking the vegetables in the brine for a few days, you should notice bubbles forming on top of the liquid, which indicates that fermentation is taking place. Check your vegetables on a daily basis to ensure they don't become too mushy, which can happen if you leave them fermenting for too long.
Cucumbers are one of the most simple vegetables to ferment and make a delicious pickle. They have a low sodium content and are high in potassium and fiber.
They are also high in Vitamin K and have anti-inflammatory properties. Furthermore, they contain enzymes that soften the skin and keep it from cracking.
Lacto-fermentation is a natural process that boosts the vitamin and enzyme content of food while inhibiting the growth of harmful bacteria. Fermented foods have a pleasantly sour flavor and a smooth texture.
Begin with a lidded jar and fill it halfway with clean cucumbers. Cover with water until it is just above the rim of the jar, then add a few grapes leaves on top. To keep the cucumbers submerged in the liquid, weigh down the jar with a fermentation weight or place a small plate on top of the jar.
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IMPORTANT REMINDER: After your purchase of any digital files in the shop or in a special offer, you MUST Download them to a desktop, tablet or phone AND save them to your own device. These files get moved, replaced and updated over time and will not be forever active on your original purchase link.  So be certain to download all of Jimmy’s eBook or audio files instead of listening to them from the live links directly. For Apple device users... look into installing the free app that the Apple Store provides so that you can download and store your files directly without requesting the alternate links. It may be worth looking into on your end for future convenience. https://apps.apple.com/us/app/files/id1232058109
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Below is list of the 30+ audios in the MyBeliefWorks series…. Find a topic that addresses your issue(s), click on the link to read more. We had a lot of help downloading & channeling these over the years & they keep getting better.  Don’t forget… you can share these with your immediate friends and family.
MyBeliefWorks Audio Series Receiving Abundance Freedom from Abuse Overcoming Addiction Body Scan: Head to Toe Healing Experiencing Bountiful Harvest Igniting Creative Spark Discovering Your Destiny Daily GPS Reset 20% OFF Releasing Dark Energies/Fears Crossroads -Decision Making Diet & Exercise Support Education & Learning Support Empowering the Empath Healing Family Relationships Attracting a Financial Windfall Gold Coin: More Money in All Forms Joy of Money Healing Body Disorders
Lucky 777  Mental Stress 20% OFF Relieving Holiday Stress Increasing Intuition Easing IRS Stress & Taxes Finding Love & Romance Positive Money Mindset Moving Forward from Past Chronic Pain Relief Pet Healing Support Pro$perity Unlocked Improving Sales & Success Improving Sex Improving Sleep 20% OFF Traveling with Ease Work & Career Success Weight Loss Support Restoring Youth & Vitality
$19 Guided Energy Processes - MP3s
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The 5 Anchors Process
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The Purple Rain Process
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The Magical Golden Key Process If you need a refresher on the basics of fishing...we've just revised the FREE MLF Training Kit with much NEW content. CLICK HERE.
Go deep sea "fishing" with Jimmy!
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Level 1 is open to ANYONE at anytime! Click here to watch the Mastery video playlist
The Certificate of Mastery Program includes 2 best-selling ebooks and 2 clearing audios plus written & video instructions, AND one-on-one time with Jimmy ALL for about the cost of a single 1-hr session! This online course is for anyone who is familiar with OR new to "fishing" and is ready to dive into the deep end & get results that are beyond the ordinary! It includes The Tackle Box & The Dowser's Handbook ebooks PLUS 2 MP3s "Clearing Dark Energies" & "Increasing Your Intuition" to help clear, strengthen and prepare your energy field for optimal “fishing” results. This is a work-at-your-own-pace curriculum that will TEACH & CLEAR you at the same time! In under 2wks you will be finished with the program and ready to fish on your own with greater results! Level II offers Practitioner Certification for those who qualify.
Learn About Certification Here
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TGIWednesday... What scares you?
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TGIWednesday News
What scares you the most during this creepy Halloween month?  The pandemic, vaccines, no vaccines, inflation, the price of gas, global climate change, world unrest or fill in the blank ______.  The point is that there are endless things to worry about, to be afraid of and some days it seems like there are endless monsters under our bed!  Heck all of this madness could spark adults/parents to ask their kids if they can come sleep together in their kid's bed!  There are no guarantees. “The future’s uncertain and the end is always near.” thanks Jim Morrison and The Doors for that one.  Let me share some good news with you and where you can get to over time.  A while back I was at Publix in the check out line (our Florida supermarket for groceries) a woman behind me dropped a pickle jar that sounded like an explosion on the tile floor.  I never even screamed, jumped, flinched or turned around.  I was so Zen, all I could think of was if my socks aren’t wet with pickle juice and I don’t feel shards of a glass jar in me, then we’re good.  Can you get there too?  Of course you can, with time and training and maybe our online masterclass.  Keep the faith and things moving forward!
Featured MyBeliefWorks Audios
SAVE 20% AT CHECKOUT DURING THE MONTH OF OCTOBER!
Releasing Dark Energies - Clearing all the alien/evil haunting Halloween themes off of you can make a huge difference. Relieving Holiday Stress - We’ve all experienced a not so pleasant holiday or family gathering, this can make it a lot less turbulent. Traveling with Ease - Very popular. clears you for easy travel, getting you through the gate/customs/TSA faster, you could get an upgrade or even smoother flights and flawless connections!
TGIWednesday Download
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~ RELEASE FEELING SCARED ~ 
I believe, think know and feel that I am releasing all this scared energy which can be excitement instead of anxiety.  I am ready, willing and able to relinquish control and allow Spirit to guide my next move, placing faith in a more enjoyable journey.  I know, when, where, how and why to be fully present in this moment, neither stuck in the past or worried about the future and I see myself safe and confident as I read or hear this now. I am asking in all languages and throughout all time lines and so it is. Wishing you and yours that the rest of your life will be the best of your life and remember to make a little progress each and every day.   
From the Fish Box
My Daily Prayer Subscriber Results in 30 days of nightly prayers!!!
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  Aloha Jimmy, My sister was taken to an ER with very low blood pressure. Her lips turned blue while she was at work. She is diabetic, overweight and on a lot of medication. Her blood pressure was 77/30.  Your prayers would be very much appreciated.   UPDATE:  Her health is much better, as soon as the doctors took her off metformim her blood pressure stabilized she felt better. She is out of hospital and doing much better. - George K.
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Upcoming Zoom for October 26th
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Next LIVE Zoom Event  WEDNESDAY OCT. 26th 7:30pm Eastern (30 mins long) Pre-register at Calendly - Just $22 (includes reminders and replay)   https://calendly.com/jmh-calls/october-2022-zoom
October's Theme: Removing negative/alien/evil energies blocking your progress If you can’t seem to get off the couch, always exhausted, that raise or promotion eludes you, maybe romantic relationships don’t last, or you seem to have way to much month at the end of your money.  This is a Zoom you won’t want to miss!  We will have soft focus on the 5 anchors, and clearing everyone’s messy everything on this call!
*NEW INSTRUCTIONS*  Submissions are due to  [email protected]  by end of day Tuesday BEFORE the call.
Write in samples for you to complete below 1) It feels like negative energy is always blocking me from____________(love life/losing weight/money/healing this final issue) 2) If I could get clear of whatever this strangeness blocking me from making forward progress, the first thing I would change is____________ (my motivation, my joy, have more laughter, go out more and have more fun, make more money) 3) If I could clear this negative/evil/alien/Halloween type creepy energy, I would be free to _____________(buy the ______of my dreams) BONUS - What is your one sentence wild card? Clearing the stuckness in this negative looping rut would allow me to_____________
Pre-Register Here - $22
FREE Live Appearances
COMING UP...
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WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 19TH You Wealth Revolution Season 24 with host Darius Barazandeh  The Awakening Experience Event! LIVE CALL Q&A FREE GIFT, REGISTER HERE! OCTOBER/NOVEMBER - Quantum Home Sanctuary Summit 9 with host Helena Reilly TAKE BACK YOUR QUANTUM CREATOR POWERWhat's In Your Vortex? October 27-November 5, 2022
Watch and listen to hundreds of Radio Show replays for FREE here in the archives from the Jimmy Mack Healing Radio show.
https://thejimmymackhealingshow.com/
Anchors Away Masterclass 
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What has come through from Spirit is truly a game-changer in the way we can ALL now clear off evil, dark energies, aliens and anomalies in a deep, profound and lasting way.    I recorded a video to tell you more about how you can get access to my brand new Anchors Away Masterclass so you can learn how to protect and clear the 5 Anchors & more.  
Watch the Video Now
Fish Food 
The Daily Bread To Feed The Fish
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Tell the Fish - 365 Daily Inspirations and Affirmations - by Jimmy Mack OCTOBER 12TH "Today I will stay out of right, wrong, good or bad and I will rise up to do, be and become what is positive and helpful and contributory for me. I will stay out of judging others and focus on increasing my awareness of myself and all that is."
**Can't See The Full Email? Click Here to View Online**
Receive 24/7 Prayers from Jimmy
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Your name will be added to a special VIP Prayer list where Jimmy will use his intelligent computer software, src4you which runs 24/7, to delete the negative and increase the strength of the positive creating a higher probability of favorable outcomes for you.  
In addition, throughout the full 30-days, Jimmy will be dialing into your energetic signature each day upon rising and make certain that you are a clear yes, unclear to no and running forward before you start your day. He is doing the heavy lifting for you around 3am NY time while most of you are asleep in order to smooth out your way and increase your most favorable life outcomes.
The 30-day service is now being offered exclusively  and you also have the option of selecting an ongoing subscription ($95/month) which is managed through PayPal only.
Upon written email request, for each new order we offer a one-time email analysis via the intelligent healing software that Jimmy uses on your behalf.  Most clients have had amazing results and outcomes!
You can add yourself and those living in your immediate household and yes you can include pets! Merely include everyone’s names and Jimmy will add them to his daily prayers.
You can run this monthly and stop at any time after the 30 days is up, you will have the opportunity to renew and update your list each month but are under no obligation. I believe you will experience magical transformations and make progress every day! 
Sign Up for 30-Days - $99
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IMPORTANT REMINDER: After your purchase of any digital files in the shop or in a special offer, you MUST Download them to a desktop, tablet or phone AND save them to your own device. These files get moved, replaced and updated over time and will not be forever active on your original purchase link.  So be certain to download all of Jimmy’s eBook or audio files instead of listening to them from the live links directly. For Apple device users... look into installing the free app that the Apple Store provides so that you can download and store your files directly without requesting the alternate links. It may be worth looking into on your end for future convenience. https://apps.apple.com/us/app/files/id1232058109
Tumblr media
Below is list of the 30+ audios in the MyBeliefWorks series…. Find a topic that addresses your issue(s), click on the link to read more. We had a lot of help downloading & channeling these over the years & they keep getting better.  Don’t forget… you can share these with your immediate friends and family.
MyBeliefWorks Audio Series Receiving Abundance Freedom from Abuse Overcoming Addiction Body Scan: Head to Toe Healing Experiencing Bountiful Harvest Igniting Creative Spark Discovering Your Destiny Daily GPS Reset 20% OFF Releasing Dark Energies/Fears Crossroads -Decision Making Diet & Exercise Support Education & Learning Support Empowering the Empath Healing Family Relationships Attracting a Financial Windfall Gold Coin: More Money in All Forms Joy of Money Healing Body Disorders
Lucky 777  Mental Stress 20% OFF Relieving Holiday Stress Increasing Intuition Easing IRS Stress & Taxes Finding Love & Romance Positive Money Mindset Moving Forward from Past Chronic Pain Relief Pet Healing Support Pro$perity Unlocked Improving Sales & Success Improving Sex Improving Sleep 20% OFF Traveling with Ease Work & Career Success Weight Loss Support Restoring Youth & Vitality
$19 Guided Energy Processes - MP3s
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The 5 Anchors Process
Tumblr media
The Purple Rain Process
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The Magical Golden Key Process If you need a refresher on the basics of fishing...we've just revised the FREE MLF Training Kit with much NEW content. CLICK HERE.
Go deep sea "fishing" with Jimmy!
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Level 1 is open to ANYONE at anytime! Click here to watch the Mastery video playlist
The Certificate of Mastery Program includes 2 best-selling ebooks and 2 clearing audios plus written & video instructions, AND one-on-one time with Jimmy ALL for about the cost of a single 1-hr session! This online course is for anyone who is familiar with OR new to "fishing" and is ready to dive into the deep end & get results that are beyond the ordinary! It includes The Tackle Box & The Dowser's Handbook ebooks PLUS 2 MP3s "Clearing Dark Energies" & "Increasing Your Intuition" to help clear, strengthen and prepare your energy field for optimal “fishing” results. This is a work-at-your-own-pace curriculum that will TEACH & CLEAR you at the same time! In under 2wks you will be finished with the program and ready to fish on your own with greater results! Level II offers Practitioner Certification for those who qualify.
Learn About Certification Here
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-------------------------------------------------- TGIW newsletter managed by: Sandy Bidinger Digital Marketing Specialist at SMBeConnected Solutions www.sandybidinger.com  
  Our mailing address is: Clearwater Florida 33756 USA
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TGIWednesday... What scares you?
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TGIWednesday News
What scares you the most during this creepy Halloween month?  The pandemic, vaccines, no vaccines, inflation, the price of gas, global climate change, world unrest or fill in the blank ______.  The point is that there are endless things to worry about, to be afraid of and some days it seems like there are endless monsters under our bed!  Heck all of this madness could spark adults/parents to ask their kids if they can come sleep together in their kid's bed!  There are no guarantees. “The future’s uncertain and the end is always near.” thanks Jim Morrison and The Doors for that one.  Let me share some good news with you and where you can get to over time.  A while back I was at Publix in the check out line (our Florida supermarket for groceries) a woman behind me dropped a pickle jar that sounded like an explosion on the tile floor.  I never even screamed, jumped, flinched or turned around.  I was so Zen, all I could think of was if my socks aren’t wet with pickle juice and I don’t feel shards of a glass jar in me, then we’re good.  Can you get there too?  Of course you can, with time and training and maybe our online masterclass.  Keep the faith and things moving forward!
Featured MyBeliefWorks Audios
SAVE 20% AT CHECKOUT DURING THE MONTH OF OCTOBER!
Releasing Dark Energies - Clearing all the alien/evil haunting Halloween themes off of you can make a huge difference. Relieving Holiday Stress - We’ve all experienced a not so pleasant holiday or family gathering, this can make it a lot less turbulent. Traveling with Ease - Very popular. clears you for easy travel, getting you through the gate/customs/TSA faster, you could get an upgrade or even smoother flights and flawless connections!
TGIWednesday Download
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~ RELEASE FEELING SCARED ~ 
I believe, think know and feel that I am releasing all this scared energy which can be excitement instead of anxiety.  I am ready, willing and able to relinquish control and allow Spirit to guide my next move, placing faith in a more enjoyable journey.  I know, when, where, how and why to be fully present in this moment, neither stuck in the past or worried about the future and I see myself safe and confident as I read or hear this now. I am asking in all languages and throughout all time lines and so it is. Wishing you and yours that the rest of your life will be the best of your life and remember to make a little progress each and every day.   
From the Fish Box
My Daily Prayer Subscriber Results in 30 days of nightly prayers!!!
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  Aloha Jimmy, My sister was taken to an ER with very low blood pressure. Her lips turned blue while she was at work. She is diabetic, overweight and on a lot of medication. Her blood pressure was 77/30.  Your prayers would be very much appreciated.   UPDATE:  Her health is much better, as soon as the doctors took her off metformim her blood pressure stabilized she felt better. She is out of hospital and doing much better. - George K.
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Upcoming Zoom for October 26th
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Next LIVE Zoom Event  WEDNESDAY OCT. 26th 7:30pm Eastern (30 mins long) Pre-register at Calendly - Just $22 (includes reminders and replay)   https://calendly.com/jmh-calls/october-2022-zoom
October's Theme: Removing negative/alien/evil energies blocking your progress If you can’t seem to get off the couch, always exhausted, that raise or promotion eludes you, maybe romantic relationships don’t last, or you seem to have way to much month at the end of your money.  This is a Zoom you won’t want to miss!  We will have soft focus on the 5 anchors, and clearing everyone’s messy everything on this call!
*NEW INSTRUCTIONS*  Submissions are due to  [email protected]  by end of day Tuesday BEFORE the call.
Write in samples for you to complete below 1) It feels like negative energy is always blocking me from____________(love life/losing weight/money/healing this final issue) 2) If I could get clear of whatever this strangeness blocking me from making forward progress, the first thing I would change is____________ (my motivation, my joy, have more laughter, go out more and have more fun, make more money) 3) If I could clear this negative/evil/alien/Halloween type creepy energy, I would be free to _____________(buy the ______of my dreams) BONUS - What is your one sentence wild card? Clearing the stuckness in this negative looping rut would allow me to_____________
Pre-Register Here - $22
FREE Live Appearances
COMING UP...
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WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 19TH You Wealth Revolution Season 24 with host Darius Barazandeh  The Awakening Experience Event! LIVE CALL Q&A FREE GIFT, REGISTER HERE! OCTOBER/NOVEMBER - Quantum Home Sanctuary Summit 9 with host Helena Reilly TAKE BACK YOUR QUANTUM CREATOR POWERWhat's In Your Vortex? October 27-November 5, 2022
Watch and listen to hundreds of Radio Show replays for FREE here in the archives from the Jimmy Mack Healing Radio show.
https://thejimmymackhealingshow.com/
Anchors Away Masterclass 
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What has come through from Spirit is truly a game-changer in the way we can ALL now clear off evil, dark energies, aliens and anomalies in a deep, profound and lasting way.    I recorded a video to tell you more about how you can get access to my brand new Anchors Away Masterclass so you can learn how to protect and clear the 5 Anchors & more.  
Watch the Video Now
Fish Food 
The Daily Bread To Feed The Fish
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Tell the Fish - 365 Daily Inspirations and Affirmations - by Jimmy Mack OCTOBER 12TH "Today I will stay out of right, wrong, good or bad and I will rise up to do, be and become what is positive and helpful and contributory for me. I will stay out of judging others and focus on increasing my awareness of myself and all that is."
**Can't See The Full Email? Click Here to View Online**
Receive 24/7 Prayers from Jimmy
Tumblr media
Your name will be added to a special VIP Prayer list where Jimmy will use his intelligent computer software, src4you which runs 24/7, to delete the negative and increase the strength of the positive creating a higher probability of favorable outcomes for you.  
In addition, throughout the full 30-days, Jimmy will be dialing into your energetic signature each day upon rising and make certain that you are a clear yes, unclear to no and running forward before you start your day. He is doing the heavy lifting for you around 3am NY time while most of you are asleep in order to smooth out your way and increase your most favorable life outcomes.
The 30-day service is now being offered exclusively  and you also have the option of selecting an ongoing subscription ($95/month) which is managed through PayPal only.
Upon written email request, for each new order we offer a one-time email analysis via the intelligent healing software that Jimmy uses on your behalf.  Most clients have had amazing results and outcomes!
You can add yourself and those living in your immediate household and yes you can include pets! Merely include everyone’s names and Jimmy will add them to his daily prayers.
You can run this monthly and stop at any time after the 30 days is up, you will have the opportunity to renew and update your list each month but are under no obligation. I believe you will experience magical transformations and make progress every day! 
Sign Up for 30-Days - $99
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IMPORTANT REMINDER: After your purchase of any digital files in the shop or in a special offer, you MUST Download them to a desktop, tablet or phone AND save them to your own device. These files get moved, replaced and updated over time and will not be forever active on your original purchase link.  So be certain to download all of Jimmy’s eBook or audio files instead of listening to them from the live links directly. For Apple device users... look into installing the free app that the Apple Store provides so that you can download and store your files directly without requesting the alternate links. It may be worth looking into on your end for future convenience. https://apps.apple.com/us/app/files/id1232058109
Tumblr media
Below is list of the 30+ audios in the MyBeliefWorks series…. Find a topic that addresses your issue(s), click on the link to read more. We had a lot of help downloading & channeling these over the years & they keep getting better.  Don’t forget… you can share these with your immediate friends and family.
MyBeliefWorks Audio Series Receiving Abundance Freedom from Abuse Overcoming Addiction Body Scan: Head to Toe Healing Experiencing Bountiful Harvest Igniting Creative Spark Discovering Your Destiny Daily GPS Reset 20% OFF Releasing Dark Energies/Fears Crossroads -Decision Making Diet & Exercise Support Education & Learning Support Empowering the Empath Healing Family Relationships Attracting a Financial Windfall Gold Coin: More Money in All Forms Joy of Money Healing Body Disorders
Lucky 777  Mental Stress 20% OFF Relieving Holiday Stress Increasing Intuition Easing IRS Stress & Taxes Finding Love & Romance Positive Money Mindset Moving Forward from Past Chronic Pain Relief Pet Healing Support Pro$perity Unlocked Improving Sales & Success Improving Sex Improving Sleep 20% OFF Traveling with Ease Work & Career Success Weight Loss Support Restoring Youth & Vitality
$19 Guided Energy Processes - MP3s
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The 5 Anchors Process
Tumblr media
The Purple Rain Process
Tumblr media
The Magical Golden Key Process If you need a refresher on the basics of fishing...we've just revised the FREE MLF Training Kit with much NEW content. CLICK HERE.
Go deep sea "fishing" with Jimmy!
Tumblr media
Level 1 is open to ANYONE at anytime! Click here to watch the Mastery video playlist
The Certificate of Mastery Program includes 2 best-selling ebooks and 2 clearing audios plus written & video instructions, AND one-on-one time with Jimmy ALL for about the cost of a single 1-hr session! This online course is for anyone who is familiar with OR new to "fishing" and is ready to dive into the deep end & get results that are beyond the ordinary! It includes The Tackle Box & The Dowser's Handbook ebooks PLUS 2 MP3s "Clearing Dark Energies" & "Increasing Your Intuition" to help clear, strengthen and prepare your energy field for optimal “fishing” results. This is a work-at-your-own-pace curriculum that will TEACH & CLEAR you at the same time! In under 2wks you will be finished with the program and ready to fish on your own with greater results! Level II offers Practitioner Certification for those who qualify.
Learn About Certification Here
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-------------------------------------------------- TGIW newsletter managed by: Sandy Bidinger Digital Marketing Specialist at SMBeConnected Solutions www.sandybidinger.com  
  Our mailing address is: Clearwater Florida 33756 USA
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TGIWednesday... What scares you?
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TGIWednesday News
What scares you the most during this creepy Halloween month?  The pandemic, vaccines, no vaccines, inflation, the price of gas, global climate change, world unrest or fill in the blank ______.  The point is that there are endless things to worry about, to be afraid of and some days it seems like there are endless monsters under our bed!  Heck all of this madness could spark adults/parents to ask their kids if they can come sleep together in their kid's bed!  There are no guarantees. “The future’s uncertain and the end is always near.” thanks Jim Morrison and The Doors for that one.  Let me share some good news with you and where you can get to over time.  A while back I was at Publix in the check out line (our Florida supermarket for groceries) a woman behind me dropped a pickle jar that sounded like an explosion on the tile floor.  I never even screamed, jumped, flinched or turned around.  I was so Zen, all I could think of was if my socks aren’t wet with pickle juice and I don’t feel shards of a glass jar in me, then we’re good.  Can you get there too?  Of course you can, with time and training and maybe our online masterclass.  Keep the faith and things moving forward!
Featured MyBeliefWorks Audios
SAVE 20% AT CHECKOUT DURING THE MONTH OF OCTOBER!
Releasing Dark Energies - Clearing all the alien/evil haunting Halloween themes off of you can make a huge difference. Relieving Holiday Stress - We’ve all experienced a not so pleasant holiday or family gathering, this can make it a lot less turbulent. Traveling with Ease - Very popular. clears you for easy travel, getting you through the gate/customs/TSA faster, you could get an upgrade or even smoother flights and flawless connections!
TGIWednesday Download
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~ RELEASE FEELING SCARED ~ 
I believe, think know and feel that I am releasing all this scared energy which can be excitement instead of anxiety.  I am ready, willing and able to relinquish control and allow Spirit to guide my next move, placing faith in a more enjoyable journey.  I know, when, where, how and why to be fully present in this moment, neither stuck in the past or worried about the future and I see myself safe and confident as I read or hear this now. I am asking in all languages and throughout all time lines and so it is. Wishing you and yours that the rest of your life will be the best of your life and remember to make a little progress each and every day.   
From the Fish Box
My Daily Prayer Subscriber Results in 30 days of nightly prayers!!!
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  Aloha Jimmy, My sister was taken to an ER with very low blood pressure. Her lips turned blue while she was at work. She is diabetic, overweight and on a lot of medication. Her blood pressure was 77/30.  Your prayers would be very much appreciated.   UPDATE:  Her health is much better, as soon as the doctors took her off metformim her blood pressure stabilized she felt better. She is out of hospital and doing much better. - George K.
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Upcoming Zoom for October 26th
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Next LIVE Zoom Event  WEDNESDAY OCT. 26th 7:30pm Eastern (30 mins long) Pre-register at Calendly - Just $22 (includes reminders and replay)   https://calendly.com/jmh-calls/october-2022-zoom
October's Theme: Removing negative/alien/evil energies blocking your progress If you can’t seem to get off the couch, always exhausted, that raise or promotion eludes you, maybe romantic relationships don’t last, or you seem to have way to much month at the end of your money.  This is a Zoom you won’t want to miss!  We will have soft focus on the 5 anchors, and clearing everyone’s messy everything on this call!
*NEW INSTRUCTIONS*  Submissions are due to  [email protected]  by end of day Tuesday BEFORE the call.
Write in samples for you to complete below 1) It feels like negative energy is always blocking me from____________(love life/losing weight/money/healing this final issue) 2) If I could get clear of whatever this strangeness blocking me from making forward progress, the first thing I would change is____________ (my motivation, my joy, have more laughter, go out more and have more fun, make more money) 3) If I could clear this negative/evil/alien/Halloween type creepy energy, I would be free to _____________(buy the ______of my dreams) BONUS - What is your one sentence wild card? Clearing the stuckness in this negative looping rut would allow me to_____________
Pre-Register Here - $22
FREE Live Appearances
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How to convey information through dialogue without shoehorning it in
So you have information you want to plant into your story, and you would like to do that through dialogue. Naturally, you'd want to make the dialogue look natural, so that it doesn't scream -> This Piece Of Information <- Will Be Relevant To The Plot Later!!! I never saw any writing advice about this subject, so I thought I’d write up a post about it.
Say, for example, you want to plant the information that Barney is afraid of fridges. Fridges? Jup. That's weird. Jup. Which makes it all the more difficult to bring up in a scene. And what makes it even more difficult, you decided you want this dialogue to take place before the Thing With The Fridge Happens later on, so you're in a pickle. How do you bring up a fear of fridges, when there are no fridges around?
First, I'm going to show you how shoehorning the information in a dialogue would look like.
Don't do this:
Annie and Barney are in a scene that has nothing to do with fridges.
Annie: "By the way," she asked casually, "have I ever asked you what your worst fear is? Since we’re on this quest together, we should know these things about each other."
Barney: "Fridges. They scare the bejeebers out of me."
Annie: "Fridges?" She laughed incredulously. "How come?"
Barney: "Well, one time my brother locked me into a fridge, and I've been afraid ever since."
Annie: “That makes sense, Barney. I’m sorry you had to go through that.”
Try to avoid using things like “by the way” or “suddenly” in this part of the dialogue, because that’s a shoehorn red flag.
Instead, you want the conversation to flow from something inconspicuous to the information you want to plant and then into at least one other topic.
Do this:
Annie and Barney are in a scene that has nothing to do with fridges, for example they are thrown into a snake pit during their quest.
Barney deals with venomous snakes without a second thought.
Annie, in the corner, trying to get a hold of herself: "I can't believe you're not afraid of those snakes."
Barney: "You just got to know how to handle them."
Annie, in awe: "You're fearless."
Barney, laughs: "Trust me, I'm not. You should see me around fridges."
Annie: "Fridges...?"
Barney: "My brother locked me into one when we were little. I almost suffocated. Never trusted them ever since. Nor my brother, obviously."
The conversation continues about his relationship with his brother, making it seem like that's the important bit. You sneaked the information about Barney's fear for fridges into the dialogue about snakes and his brother.
Let’s break that down, shall we?
This conversation has three topics: snakes, fridges, and Barney’s brother. The snakes and Barney’s brother don’t really matter. They could just as well be completely different topics. (I'll show you later.) Their only function is to ease into the conversation about Barney’s fridge fear and ease out of it without drawing the reader’s attention to its importance.
Topic 1: Something present in this scene that has a thing in common with topic 2
Discussing the snakes feels organic and natural, because they are kind of hard to ignore in this scene. Make the first topic something related to what the characters see, feel, experience in that particular scene… Write a piece of dialogue about topic one.
Topic 2: The information you want to plant
Then transition into the topic switch. How? The topic of fridges and the topic of snakes have one thing in common: fear. Specifically, Annie is afraid of snakes and Barney isn’t, but he is afraid of fridges. Bringing this interesting bit into the conversation changes the topic again, because how can you not go into a sentence like this?
Topic 3: Anything related to topic 2 you can latch onto
The topic is changed yet again after the information you planned to plant. Just let this part of the dialogue run its course. It doesn’t matter much what you do with it, as long as you don’t stop the dialogue right after the moment you delivered the line you needed to deliver. The trick is to make the conversation flow to and from your chosen topic.
Let’s look at another example, something more realistic. You still want to convey the fact that Barney is afraid of fridges, but this time, Annie and Barney are not on a quest, they are in a romance novel.
Barney and Annie are looking out over the ocean. She brought a bottle of wine, a light breeze cools their skin, in the distance, a cargo boat slowly glides along the horizon. It seems like a perfect moment.
Barney raises his glass and compliments Annie: “You pick great wine.” (topic 1)
Annie: “Thanks. I did a wine course last year in my local community center, a series in which we learned all about the different kinds of wine and what to pair it with.”
Barney: “Sounds like fun. You should teach me sometime. Did you get to taste everything?”
Annie: “Yeah, of course. That was the main reason I joined. What about you? Which wine do you prefer?”
Barney: “Oh, I’m not a connaisseur. I like anything but white wines.” (change of topic)
Annie: “Why not?”
Barney, embarrassed: “Red wines are usually kept at room temperature, and white wines go in the fridge.”
Annie, after a second: “I can’t see the problem there.”
Barney, embarrassed: “Ah. Well. I don’t like fridges. Like, not at all. My brother once locked me into one, and – well, let’s say it was a hugely traumatic experience.” (boom, there it is: topic 2)
Annie, confused: “But – How do you keep your food fresh?” (change of topic) (doesn't necessarily have to happen so soon after The Line)
Barney, still embarrassed: “I go to the supermarket every other day.” (topic 3)
The conversation continues about going to the supermarket every other day and foods that Barney can't eat because they spoil too fast outside of the fridge. Annie is surprised to hear how many things can be kept at room temperature for a day or two. (topic 3,5)
That's it, folks :)
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Congrats on 1,000! Very well deserved! 😊
For the requests, can I please request Amy March 13 & 38
a/n: the ages and stuff are all messed up and not following canon oh well! opening with any; closing with amy. thank you everyone who sent it requests, and to everyone i didn’t get to i’m rly sry but it was getting a bit overwhelming so i’ve decided to stop the requests here. not to fret; i’m returning to writing long fics and will be adding some new characters soon!!
13: You can keep pretending, but you’ll never be happy.
38: I deserve more than this.
word count: 1.0k
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It was the same old story. You knew from the moment you realized your feelings for Amy that you would be chasing after her for the rest of your life, for there was, frankly, no greater love to you than your love for her.
You had become friends at school, the awkward yet charming youngest March girl had owed you so much pickled limes you could be her loan shark for the rest of her life. Somehow, you decided to spare her and, in return, made her become your friend instead.
While you were best friends with Amy, you didn’t overlook the fact that she always wanted to hang with the older kids more, especially her older sisters and their neighbor, Laurie. Thinking back now, it was almost as if you were an afterthought, and she would only play with you once they wouldn’t let her come with. You thought you did your duty well as a friend, though, and Amy never felt alone whenever she was you.
Until the day you kissed her.
It happened so quickly. You were playing in the woods behind the March house—both of you fourteen of age. In the midst of a chase, she had caught you and sent both of you tumbling onto the red-hued leaves on the ground. One moment, she was on top of you laughing until her face turned as red as the leaves, the next you had perked up and pressed your lips against hers.
Amy didn’t know what she was feeling. These new sensations scared her, and she didn’t want to see you anymore lest she had to deal with them. She convinced herself that she loved Laurie, and that hearing of his love confession to Jo simultaneously broke her and gave her relief at the same time, yet you were there, at the back of her mind, calling and calling until all she could think about was you.
“Amy. Listen to me.” You walked in front of her. “I know not what the future holds, nor what to do next, but I know that I—I . . . I love you, Amy. I think I’ve loved you ever since we were children.”
Amy was 16, and ready to go out into the world as a fine, proper lady. And fine, proper ladies can’t love other ladies.
“Y/N, I can’t.” She shook her head. She could not remove the memory of you kissing her behind your house out of her head. There was a fine line you’ve maintained, between friends and more, that has kept Amy coming back for more these past couple of years.
“Why not?”
“Because, Y/N.” Amy gritted her teeth, stepping closer. “It isn’t proper.”
You scrunched your forehead. “It has never been a issue for you before. Why now?”
“Because—“ The truth was what she owed you, “because I am going to Europe with my Aunt March, and we shan’t see each other again.”
The look you gave her she would never forget. You had never looked so angry with her before, and it frightened her.
“I deserve better than this. I deserve better than you! Damn you, Amy March! Go on off to Europe and dawdle with your damned drawings! Go on and forget all about me! I hate you!”
You stalked off without a backward glance and that was the last time she saw you.
And now, there you were. Walking towards her at this godforsaken ball as if nothing ever happened, as if your hearts weren’t beating wildly in their respective cages at the sight of one another.
“Amy.” You said with a radiant smile, and leaned in to kiss her left cheek, then her right. “It’s been so long.”
“Yes, it has been.” Amy breathed slowly, tugging at the gloves on your arm.
You were no longer the free-spirited teenager that she left, but a mature woman in a squared-shoulder stance and a sophisticated red ball gown. She hated this new you. You were just like everybody else here—fabricated and pretentious. The worst part was she fell victim to it too.
“What are you doing here?” She asked, surprised.
“I’m here visiting a family member, and made a couple of friends that invited me to this ball. If I had known you were in Paris, I would have come to visit sooner.” You smiled, your eyes crinkling too much.
Amy nodded distantly. “We must catch up.”
“Yes, of course! You must have been getting on with a lot of things, haven’t you, Ms. March? Or I suppose it’s Mrs. Vaughn now, isn’t it?”
She let out a mirthless laugh. “How did you hear about that?”
“Only if it’s the most talked-about bachelor in town tying the knot.” You said, mirroring her smile.
Amy opened her mouth to speak, but you beat her to it. “You know it’s funny. I always thought it’d be Laurie, but I guess lying to a man you barely know is easier.”
“Oh, don’t be like that, Y/N.” She shook her head and released you. “If you were in my position, you would have done the same.”
“No, I wouldn’t have.” You smiled sadly. “I would rather die than be a chained to domesticity. You can keep pretending, but you’ll never be happy.”
Amy didn’t want to speak, and say the wrong thing.
“If you want to though . . . If you want to feel what Mr. Vaughn could never give you, meet me at the orchid garden tomorrow night.”
She saw you then, your 16-year-old self, with tears streaming down your face, begging her to love you. She never even entertained the idea, because she knew giving in would mean giving up everything else. But you were the only one she could truly be herself with, the only one that accepted her for who she was, ambitions and tempers and all.
As you walked past her and she heard your cheerful voice directed at someone else, she pondered your invitation, for the first time putting everything else on the scale against her own happiness.
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pairing: miya osamu x fem reader + miya atsumu x reader x suna rintarou
genre: smut (18+)
warning(s): explicit sexual content, group sex (threesome), cuckolding, dirty talk, swearing, praise, daddy kink, deep throating, squirting, brief mentions of jealousy, and just a lil bit of that competitive spirit ya know?
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overview: after years of witnessing suna and atsumu shamelessly flirting with his girlfriend, he decides to give them one chance to change her mind knowing damn well she won’t.
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By nature, Osamu is observant. Few things escape his attention, whether it’s trace amounts of ice cream disappearing from his tub in the freezer or the longing look you always give him moments before you press your lips against his in an affectionate kiss. Though he wants to pay full attention to the intense game of Super Smash Bros.a few of his former teammates are playing, he can’t help but let his eyes wander to your form as you shuffle into the kitchen to grab another beer. It’s not for you, but for his twin brother who places a lingering touch against the small of your back upon accepting it.
To the untrained eye, the action would appear as a gesture of appreciation and nothing more. But Osamu understood his brother well enough to know that he’d always had a habit--or intention, rather--of being handsy with you. His dark, stone-colored gaze quickly flicks back to the game on the television, however, when you saunter over to him to lean down and place a gentle kiss against his temple.
“Need anything, babe?” you ask, (e/c) eyes tracing over the handsome features of your boyfriend’s face.
He shakes his head and assures you, “Just ‘cause this is our place, don’t mean ya hafta play hostess, y’know.”
“I know,” is your cheerfully spoken response before you turn your attention to the chaos unfolding on-screen. “Damn, who knew Kita-san was good at video games?”
Aran, who overhears your comment, laments, “Not me. This guy acts like it’s his first time holdin’ a controller ‘nd then proceeds to give us an ass-beatin’!” That deceptively sweet smile you’d seen many times before soon spreads across Kita’s lips as he casts it in your direction. Moments later, you notice his chosen character catapult Aran’s off the side of the screen, making the man sigh and hand his controller over to a somewhat unsettled-looking Ren.
The exchange makes you laugh, and your amusement quickly spreads to Osamu, who smiles as he pecks your cheek. “Why don’tcha come sit down, honey?” he suggests, patting his knee and slowly pulling you closer by giving your hand a gentle tug.
“Later. I’m gonna go talk to Rin real quick.”
Giving his shoulder a gentle squeeze, you back away and dart past the television to where Suna’s standing on the balcony outside. Osamu doesn’t miss the lazy grin that tugs at the corners of his friend’s mouth when you greet him and seat yourself on the chair beside him. Though he’s noticed how much of your attention Suna must’ve been aiming to steal away the entire evening, he doesn’t comment or intervene. Instead, he sends a sideways glance at Atsumu, who plops down on the couch beside him, pops another sliver of pickled plum into his mouth that Kita brought with him, and returns his attention to the game onscreen.
It’s not until later that he decides to speak on the issue, when everyone’s left the informal team reunion but Atsumu and Suna. As you’re scanning the apartment for any trash that may have been forgotten—though there’s not much to find since Kita and Aran scolded anyone who so much as left their drink unattended—you find yourself tripping over the rug sprawled across the wooden floor. Atsumu, who’s seated on the couch nearby, avoiding any tasks associated with cleaning up while tapping through his own Instagram story, quickly extends his arms towards you to steady you as you stumble towards him.
Feeling his hands on your hips and hearing him say, “Careful, there, girly,” brings a rush of heat to your neck and face.
“Thanks, ‘Tsumu!” you chirp quickly, pushing yourself away from the couch with haste.
“Anytime, hon,” is his nonchalant response. Normally, you wouldn’t think much of it because he’d developed a habit of giving you affectionate names over the years you’d known him, but, in this situation, his reply has you glancing over your shoulder at Osamu. Though he remains silent and focused on the task at hand, that quiet but dominating presence of his is intense. You know his brother’s actions are hardly going unnoticed, so you hustle into the kitchen to start cleaning the dishes Kita had neatly piled in your sink—which you’d had to practically beg him not to clean for you by insisting that he was your guest.
Osamu’s dark gaze narrows at his brother in a silent warning once you’re occupied again. Atsumu, being competitive and provocative as ever, simply raises an eyebrow at him as a challenge. However, both their attention soon snaps to you when they hear you and Suna snickering about something that must’ve been just hilarious while he helps take care of the dishes. Jealousy isn’t an emotion Osamu’s entirely used to, seeing as he’s always been secure in his relationship with you, but knowing the types of things his friend and his brother have said about you in confidence before the two of you started dating makes a flicker of it burn within him.
Finally, he speaks, not even attempting to hide the curtness to his tone when he questions, “Why don’t the two of ya just fuck ‘er already?”
The silence that befalls the house following his outburst is deafening, and you freeze in your act of handing Suna another plate to stick in the dishwasher. The three of you collectively turn your gazes to him, though theirs clearly portray an intrigue to learn more about what he means.
“What’re ya sayin’ that for, ‘Samu?” Atsumu asks rather coyly, leaning forward and placing his elbows on his knees.
However, your boyfriend isn’t having any of his twin’s attitude tonight, since he retorts, “Don’t fuckin’ act like ya don’t know what I’m talkin’ about. I know you’ve been wantin’ her for years now. I see the way you both fawn over her whenever I bring ‘er around.”
“Baby…” you coo softly and dry your hands so you can approach him.
The daggers he sends sticking into you with a sharp glance in your direction stops you in your tracks, though, as do his words. “What? It’s not like yer doin’ anythin’ to stop it.”
You swallow thickly, your eyes sinking to the floor as shame wells up inside of you at the truth his statement holds. You had never intentionally flirted with either of them, but you hadn’t done anything to put an end to their advances. Even though Atsumu and Suna were close friends of yours—and had been since high school, when you’d first met them along with Osamu—you knew they’d both harbored feelings for you at some point over the years. Part of you didn’t stop them because you hadn’t wanted to think the worst, which was that they still had any remnants of desire for you when you were clearly in a committed relationship with Osamu.
However, as you look around and find yourself the subject of not one but three hungry sets of eyes, you realize that they’ve still been hunting you regardless of the fact. “’Samu, I—”
“Do ya wanna let ‘em fuck you?” he interrupts. The fire you can sense burning behind his ash-colored eyes robs you of a response, so he adds, in a softer tone, “’S okay if ya do.”
Atsumu chuckles, “Might not wanna give ‘er the chance since she might rethink her decision about who she chose.”
Without thinking, you shake your head diligently and argue, “I would never leave him.”
“So, is that a yes, then?”
As you take a moment to ponder his inquiry, you notice Osamu moving closer to you before he takes your face in his hands. Tenderly, he kisses your cheek and leans towards your ear so he can murmur, “Why don’tcha let ‘em live out their li’l pipe dream for one night, (f/n)? You’ve got nothin’ ta lose, since I’m the one who suggested it in the first place.” A slow, shuddering breath escapes your lips when he adds, “In fact, I want you to do it. Show ‘em a good time; hell, enjoy yourself too.” He lets his finger run over the gentle curves of your neck, sending tingles down your spine. “I hope they make you feel good—or at least try to, since I know there’s no way they’ll be able ta make you squirt like I can, pretty baby.”
His words quickly fill your core with heat, and you’re consenting with an enthusiastic nod without so much as another thought. A small smile ghosts across his lips for a moment before he gives you a gentle nudge in the direction of the hallway leading to your bedroom, silently telling you to lead the way. Even though your body’s abuzz with excitement at what you’ve willingly gotten yourself into, you can’t help but feel somewhat sheepish at being the subject of three intense gazes. Having them follow you down the narrow hallway makes it somewhat hard for you to breathe, but it’s not long before they’re finding more physical ways of taking your breath away.
Upon entering your bedroom, Atsumu’s the first to paw at your shirt, taking the soft fabric in his grip so he can pull it over your head. Your bra is unclasped moments later and tossed aside haphazardly before you’re pushed onto the bed. The suddenness of your body hitting the mattress makes you squeal, eliciting a low chuckle from Atsumu as he leans over you and captures your lips in a surprisingly tender kiss. While your eyes are closed, you can feel one set of fingers trailing lightly along your sternum while another pair of hands tugs at your pants before removing them, along with your embarrassingly wet panties.
“Mm,” Suna hums gently, pressing his lips to the inside of your thigh, “Soaked already?”
“Lemme feel.” The fingertips grazing the expanse of skin between your breasts soon travel down closer to your core, plunging inside and emerging coated in your essence. A soft whine escapes your mouth at the fleeting sensation of being somewhat filled, and you watch with half-lidded, (e/c) eyes as Atsumu slides his fingers into his mouth. “Just as sweet as I expected,” he comments before placing another passionate kiss against your lips so he can swipe his tongue along yours to give you a taste. “What did ‘Samu say that gotcha all worked up, honey?”
From where he’s sitting on a chair across from the bed, Osamu grunts, “None of yer damn business. And don’t call ‘er honey.”
Suna understands why Atsumu’s attempts at using this pet name for you are futile when he sees the way you clench around nothing at hearing it leave Osamu’s mouth. “’Samu,” you whimper softly and look in his direction. In spite of the way Suna and Atsumu’s hands feel against your skin, you’re still pining for the familiarity of your boyfriend’s touch. Eager to bring you back to the matter at hand, Atsumu turns your face back towards him and occupies your lips once more.
Meanwhile, Suna sets himself to running his fingers through your glistening folds and pleasuring your sensitive spot, making you moan into Atsumu’s mouth. When his digits venture inside of you, your hips instinctively buck against them, desperate for the thumb you know he’s intentionally keeping away from your clit. “Keep making those pretty sounds, baby,” Suna coaxes, using his free hand to palm his erection through his pants. Between him thrusting his long fingers into your core and Atsumu pinching your nipples with his, it’s not long before you feel the knot in your stomach threatening to come undone.
What pushes you closer to the edge is the smooth, wetness of Suna’s tongue dragging over your slit. “Rin!” you squeal, grinding your hips against his face to get as much contact with his mouth as you can. He squeezes your thighs gently, holding them in place over his shoulders where he kneels on the floor at the side of the bed. At hearing his name leave your mouth between kisses from Atsumu, he rewards your behavior by flattening his tongue against your clit and licking in broad stripes. Suddenly, a wave of ecstasy crashes over you, reducing you to a moaning mess as you cling onto Atsumu’s arms and squeeze Suna’s head between your thighs.
Your wanton cries have all three men in the room mesmerized. However, their awe quickly transforms into something more animalistic, and, in your ecstasy-induced haze, your body is nothing more than putty in their hands as they maneuver you into a different location and position on the bed. You’re vaguely aware of your own hands reaching for Atsumu’s shirt to remove it before unzipping his pants so his erection can spring free.
As you move closer to him to take his cock in your mouth, Atsumu grabs a fistful of your (h/l), (h/c) hair to keep you from doing so. “Oh, sweetheart, I love how eager you are to suck me off, but I’m dyin’ ta see whose cock you like better: mine or ‘Samu’s.” Osamu growls with irritation at this comment but feels his dick throb painfully at knowing what he’s about to witness. With that said, he relinquishes his grip on your strands of hair so that he can readjust your position, bringing you face to face with the tent in Suna’s pants.
This time, it’s him who’s threading his fingers amongst your locks, but with a much gentler and more affectionate grip than Atsumu’s, and his sandy-colored irises fasten on you as you work on unzipping his fly to give him some relief. If anything, knowing he’d just brought you to an orgasm with his mouth spurs you on to use yours so you can do the same for him. The way you eye his erection hungrily once you’ve freed it from the confines of his pants has him tugging your hair backwards to tilt your chin up towards him. He’s always wondered what it’s like to kiss those delicate lips of yours, and they look far too delectable—slightly swollen from Atsumu’s bruising kisses and glistening with the saliva he can see dripping off your tongue—for him to show any restraint now that he’s been given a free pass to do so.
“Are you gonna be good and take all of it?” he wonders, his mouth brushing against yours with each word. Your diligent nod earns you a deep kiss, and you moan into his mouth at the feeling of his tongue trailing along yours, carrying the taste of you. “Gonna drool all over my dick for me with that pretty, little mouth of yours?”
You’re barely able to let out a breathless, “Yes,” before his lips are over yours once more. But, just as quickly as his onslaught of kisses started, he’s pulling away and moving your head down south. Saliva collects in your mouth at the sheer size of him, and you cast him a demure glance up at him through your eyelashes as you lick a long trail from the base to the tip, causing a low groan to rumble in his throat.
At feeling the head of Atsumu’s cock teasing your sensitive clit, a whimper rolls off your tongue. “I’m gonna fuck this sweet, little pussy of yours so good, (f/n),” your boyfriend’s twin murmurs, his hands moving your hips so he can push the tip inside of you, “so you’d better take it like a good girl.”
“Don’t hurt ‘er, dumbass,” Osamu barks, the hand he has shoved down his sweatpants coming to a halt at the thought of your comfort being compromised by his brother’s greed and desire to show off. “She’s sensitive.”
“Oh?” Atsumu challenges as he inches more of his cock inside of you, making you remove your mouth from Suna’s dick to mewl loudly and drop your head towards the comforter. “It’s ‘cause yer not used to bein’ filled up are ya, sweetheart?” Another lascivious cry from you is stifled by the thick duvet when he snaps his hips against yours, sending himself deeper into your clenched core. “Don’t worry; I’ll take care of ya in all the ways ‘Samu can’t.”
Osamu’s face burns ever so slightly with humiliation and anger, but he finds he can’t tear his gaze away from the scene before him. He watches in silence as Atsumu’s fingers dig into the supple skin on your rear and snake around your hips, pulling you closer to him as he sheathes more of his cock in your greedy cunt. Then, his eyes are darting to where your pretty lips are wrapped around Suna’s dick, eyes gazing upwards at him in an affectionate manner that he thought was only reserved for himself.
He feels as if he should be enraged by the whole situation—by the way he’s being forced to sit and watch while his brother and his friend fuck your pussy and your mouth, respectively—but he isn’t. In spite of being excluded and having derogatory remarks thrown his way by Atsumu like daggers, he loves it. He loves every moan of their names that leaves your mouth because of how good they’re making you feel, as well as the hungry looks in their eyes at how good you’re making them feel. Because no matter what his twin says about how he’s “gonna make ya feel better than ‘Samu ever will,” he knows he’s wrong. In a scenario where Osamu should be the one feeling inferior, his ability not to lose sight of what he knows is the truth is what keeps the warmth burning in his stomach.
No matter how much you drool all over Suna’s cock while he thrusts deeply into your mouth, batting your eyelashes at him each time he sends a compliment your way, he knows whose pants you’re pulling down after he’s had a long day at work. Even as Atsumu’s hips snapping against yours reap a myriad of mewls or moans from your mouth that bring a self-satisfied smirk to his face, he’s confident that you’ll always be louder for him. Nobody knows how to treat you quite like Osamu does, and nobody knows how to fuck you like he does either.
So, as he slowly strokes himself off to the sight before him, he’s able to ignore the sting of every off-handed comment thrown his way and the sound of you begging Atsumu for more in the moments when Suna’s dick isn’t down your throat. He might as well let them have all the fun they want with you, seeing as it’ll be their last time doing so. He only intended to give them a taste of how good you are as a way of getting back at them for all of their shameless advances towards you in the first place. What’s better revenge than giving them something amazing that they can only remember, but never recreate? Nothing, he thinks.
“Lemme cum inside ya, pretty girl,” Atsumu coos, though his voice is raspy from his heavy breathing as he slams into you. Removing your mouth from Suna’s dick with a loud pop, you shake your head, making them both look at you with raised eyebrows. “Why not?” he asks.
Osamu nearly finishes on the spot when you whine, “Only ‘Samu can.”
Atsumu shoots his brother a withering look that he beats down with a smirk but obeys your wishes anyway. “Whatever ya want, princess,” he murmurs, placing a gentle kiss against your spine before continuing to thrust into you at a breakneck pace that has you crying out with ecstasy in no time.
Your breathy moans sending vibrations along Suna’s dick have him finishing inside of your mouth, and you swallow his seed as you sink into the bed once more. Atsumu’s hands keep your hips flush against his as he plunges into your spasming core until he can hardly take the sensations your body’s offering him anymore. Once it gets too much for him to handle, he obediently pulls out of you and cums on your back, spreading warmth along your skin and eliciting another whimper from you.
As you come down from your highs, you feel Suna’s long fingers stroke the side of your face affectionately, as if trying to communicate the praises he can’t find the words for. Meanwhile, Atsumu takes one last look at your back coated in his release before grabbing a tissue and cleaning you up. “So,” he mentions, interrupting himself to place a gentle kiss against the nape of your neck, “whaddya think? Did we change your mind?”
There’s not even a moment of hesitation before you shake your head and reiterate, “I’ll never leave him.” The soreness you feel settling into your body does nothing to quell the warmth in your belly, especially with the way Osamu’s gazing at you hungrily from his seat at the other end of the room. It’s almost as if your body moves by itself as you get up from the bed and shuffle over to him so you can seat yourself in his lap. “I want you, baby,” you breathe as your arms instinctively wrap around his neck.
A shit-eating grin appears on his lips as he places his hands on your waist, pulling you closer to him. You moan softly at the bulge in his pants pressing against your sensitive entrance as he mentions, loudly enough for the other men in the room to hear, “How cute. Even after getting’ fucked by them two, ya still only wanna be stuffed full of my cum, huh?”
“Please.” Your plea escapes you in a soft whine when he bestows a fleeting kiss against your lips. He hums into the tender skin on your neck, eyeing Suna and Atsumu over your shoulder while he does so as if to clearly convey to them who’s won this challenge. However, his silent gloating is soon put to an end when you wriggle your hips against his, move your face closer to his ear and beg, “Please, daddy.”
In an instant, he’s barking at Suna and Atsumu to get off the bed so he can push you down onto it. “So good for me, honey.” Osamu’s loving words have you clenching around nothing as he shoves off his sweatpants and positions himself at your entrance. “Shoulda never doubted ya. I know how much you love me, don’tcha, baby girl?” he muses, flooding you with heat once more.
“Mm!” you chirp enthusiastically, “I love you so much, ‘Samu.”
His smooth voice becomes ever so slightly strained as he pulls your hips towards him, slides his cock into your warm, velvety core, and replies, “I love you too, (f/n).” Having him inside you once more brings you a pleasant sensation of comfort that you felt as if you’d been missing earlier, and you reach for one of his hands. Sensing your desire to be more connected with him, he wraps his fingers around yours and presses the back of your hand against the mattress beside your head.
You moan softly at being filled once more when he bottoms out inside of you. Glancing over at where Suna and Atsumu are sitting nearby, he comments, “Ya feel so good, honey,” and increases the volume of his voice before adding, “it’s like yer sweet, li’l pussy was made for me, wasn’t it?”
“Just for you, daddy,” you agree with a small smile, eliciting a low groan from him and spurring him to start thrusting into you with long, deep strokes. From where he’s standing at the edge of the bed, he’s able to lift your hips upwards to drive himself even deeper into you than he’s sure Atsumu could reach. Any overstimulation you felt initially has since been replaced by pleasure once more as he showers you with kisses accompanied by compliments that you confirm enthusiastically, earning you more of what you want.
“Why don’tcha tell ‘em whose cock ya love the most, baby girl?”
You cry out his name once.
“Who’s making ya feel so good right now?”
Twice.
“Who’s gonna make ya cum harder ‘nd faster?”
Thrice.
He leans down towards you to press those slow, passionate kisses against your lips that you’d missed so much, spreading your legs further and pounding into you with more speed. It’s clear he knows the map of your body that he’s made through experience like the back of his hand, since he’s able to hit that sweet spot within you time after time with more accuracy and precision than anyone else could. “Right there!” you cry, fingers dragging along the muscles rippling beneath the skin on his arms as your toes curl.
A few more thrusts send you over the edge again, and the strength of your orgasm is felt by every man in the room. Atsumu and Suna realize your cries are much louder than they were before, and Osamu smiles when he feels you squirt as your walls clench tightly around him. He doesn’t mind that you’re getting his clothes and the comforter covered in your essence—he only cares that he’s delivered the promise he’d made for you earlier. It’s not long before he reaches his high and fills you up with stuttering snaps of his hips and labored breaths. You moan breathlessly at the sensation of warmth inside your core, and let your head come to rest against the bed while he finishes inside of you.
As much as you want nothing more than to crawl under the sheets with him and rest, you’re reminded of your guests when Osamu casts his dark gaze in their direction. “Ya got whatcha wanted. Go home,” he announces, eyes narrowing at his twin brother who, along with Suna, are clearly still in awe at what they’ve witnessed. 
Turning back to you and planting a tender kiss against your collarbone while they rise to their feet and head for the door, Osamu adds deviously, “So much for rethinkin’ her decision, huh? Now ya know why she won’t.”
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Complation of Witch Tips (#2)
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2. Do you like collecting jars? Good, time to put them to use. If you paint a jar that you’ve saved, you can hide herbs, small crystals, and sigils in them. It’s easy, no one will notice it. Just make sure you wash the jars out like twice before you use them. I once had a jar I only washed once and it still smells like pickles. Gross.
3. this one if very very important: IF YOU WANT TO WORK WITH A FAMILIAR, IT WILL COME TO YOU. Do NOT make your pet your familiar. It hurts them, it hurts you, it hurts everyone involved. Just don’t do it. 4. Literally anything can be cleansed and charged with energy. If you can’t afford that really pretty rose quartz you saw in the metaphysical shop, just go outside and pick up a rock. If you're feeling extra spicy, you can paint it pink to help. Boom, you now have a self love rock, you gorgeous goblin.
5. You heard about a cool spell from a tiktoker? Awesome! Don’t do it. Tiktok, Tumblr, Reddit, Animo, all of these sites are extremely unreliable. My personal rule is that if you see the exact same information listed in at least four or five different places by different people, its probably true. Always look on your free pdf apps to find witch books and then cross check facts.
6. Not everything is a sign. Things happen, its not the universe trying to get ahold of you. HOWEVER if it happens like more then three times, I would start taking note of it.
7. You do not need to know how to do tarot, astral project, none of it. The only things you should “need to know” is grounding, cleansing, banishing/warding, and basic protection. Everything else is just DLC my dudes.
8. You can’t remember your herbs? Crystals? Tarot cards? Its fine, neither can I. It’s okay to download apps to help you, or buy lots of journals to messily scribble notes into. It’s not a crime to need help, loves. It’s okay.
9. If you have pets, please make sure any plants or foods you're bringing into the house is okay for your pets to be around. Lilies are very harmful to cats. Just be safe with your furry or scaly friends. Don’t let them into your room if you're using heavily scented candles or incense. Don’t let them near fire, don’t leave your supplies unattended with them around.
10. You don’t need anything to be a witch, but its always nice to have selenite, anything white or black, rosemary, and salt on you for protection and basic spell work. 11. For all my neurodivergent witches: PLEASE BRING YOUR HYPERFIXATIONS, COMFORT CHARACTERS, AND SPECIAL INTERESTS INTO YOUR CRAFT!! You can study popculture witchcraft and literally work with your characters. This can go for anything. And if anyone wants to give you shit for doing it, you can sent them to me.
12. Last one for right now: You, yourself, are enough. You have water in your body, your feet on the ground, you feel the wind in your hair and the fiery passion in your heart. You ARE the elements. Your spirit is amazing and so are you. All you need to be a witch if yourself, my loves.
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