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sallymew4 · 1 month
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pov a remake of Flying Dead Pig comes to theaters but they wont let you go in alone so youre forced to take your crush's best friend's psychic mentor as parental supervision but hes a cheapy
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i need them to have a sweet moment
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please share your m2d headcanons 👀🙏🏼
MY FIRST ASK EVER! YAAY!
Sorry. Lemme get professional.
Well, there’s the one I mentioned in that video tag. That if Michael and Joey figured out they liked each other and wanted to be “official,” they’d be very anxious about being out in terms of Nicole. I can see them having this fear that their guardianship would be revoked.
I see Michael and Joey as being polyamorous and in an open relationship. So yeah, they’ll date women, but who do they come home to? 😏
They absolutely had a three-way with Marcy. Like, that wasn’t even subtle. (I mean, wouldn’t it be interesting if THAT’S the night Nicole was conceived?)
Michael did drag in college. Felicia is from his days as a performer. (And “Joey Jr.” was 100% Joey’s addition to that story.)
Joey has some kind of learning disability, which is why he struggles in a classroom environment. But I can also see him being really intelligent about subjects he’s interested in. Art and music specifically.
Nicole would not give a single crap about her dads being queer. But I can see parents of her friends being uncomfortable about it. Judge Margaret wouldn’t give two shits, either.
This is a headcanon I actually share with @midnightcowboy1969, but I think Lisa Taylor is a lesbian. I wrote her as one in my fic for this reason.
Bryan and Truck hooked up after that poker night in “Nicole’s Big Adventure.”
OH! One more:
Marcy Bradford either had cancer or some kind of long-lasting chronic/congenital illness. Nicole would have been far more upset about her death had it been sudden. So I think Marcy was “dying” for a long time.
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felizusnavidad · 4 months
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Hiii, just wanted to ask if you watched the new pjo episode (I'm assuming you did but I'm not 100 % sure) and if yes what your reaction to them surprising us with lin already was, cause i literally giggled and threw up my feet when i saw it
hi red!
well, actually, i was planning to and then changed my mind. i knew lin was going to be there as soon as i woke up (it's impossible to avoid spoilers these days). also his instagram is literally first thing i check in the morning lol, after that i opened tumblr and i wasn't so excited anymore. pjo fandom is full of haters and call me dramatic, but they ruined all the fun for me. with that being said, i only saw lin's scene (cause it's pretty much everywhere) and it made me so happy (he was singing! yaay!). i will watch the new episodes tonight or tomorrow, i just needed a little break cause it made me too sad. i'm so glad you enjoyed it tho! good to know that not everyone in this fandom is full of hate and i appreciate it very much ❤️
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tonberry-yoda · 8 months
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HIII HOW HAVE U BEEEN? Did u get ur car back yet? Crossing my fingers u did fr
New week new dpf YAAY
Diegosaur’s Pinterest Findings 🦖
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Hes seriously the cuntiest character of all time im like 100% sure
JS LOOK AT HIM
Anyway school just started for me and its going awful, teachers are way too strict and they’re stressing us the fuck out even if its like the first days😭 pray for me
HOW ARE U THO? I hope ur week is better than mine so far‼️‼️
AHHH HI <333 I just got my car back today and I am so happy to have her!!! SO life is stress free and I feel wonderful tbh <3
And yes, DIO is my iconic girlboss
AND NO IM SO SORRY! I know how that can be for sure
Luckily, school is going really well for me and I'm actually motivated to do the work since I love all of my classes. I'm also in a play this semester that I'm stoked for
But I'm sending you so much love and I hope school gets better!
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My Reaction to “Shadow and Bone” S1E5
OK so Mal is also now one of my new favorite characters so far in this show.  Him and the Crows.
Oh and Genya.
“I think I’m going to stick with the black moving forward.”  Ooohh.
*makes interested hums when David and Genya keep eyeing each other*
*laughs at Alina pretty much doing the same thing*
Did Pekka Rollins ruin Kaz’s leg in the past?  Is that why he has a limp?
Jesper’s eyeballing that stable boy, isn’t he- aand yep.
*Genya and Alina sneak out to the carnival outside*  Yaay!
Feydor and Ivan are a couple?  Heck yeah!
Jesper is 100% going to mess up the plan in some capacity
“You mean a lot... to... everyone.”  Nice wording-
*Alina kisses Kirigan*  WHOOP-
UHHHH
Jesper is absolutely gonna bang this stable hand
*They do*  Yep
*giggles as we pan past Ivan and Fyedor being cute*
OK I swear I just saw the actor that played Barty Crouch Sr. for a split second
Oh that keftka’s gorgeous [the black and gold one Alina is wearing]
I like the cuts between Inej and Kaz right before Alina does her performance.  This establishment of their different beliefs in the Sun Summoner- I really like this.
*Kirigan watches Alina*  Oh he’s done for
JESPER ABSOLUTELY WRECKED THE PLAN
Mal!
KIRIGAN RECOGNIZES MAL.  WE’RE DONE FOR.
He ABSOLUTELY STOLE THEIR LETTERS! 
The audacity of this man...
“Like... what’s her favorite flower?” *scoffs*
“We cannot let him obtain that kind of power.”  Kirigan is absolutely our bad guy for this show.
*Genya lays a good beat down on Arken*  Oooh!
‘I’m here, Marie.”  IT WAS A DECOY?!?
*Kirigan hands Alina a set of blue irises*  YOU SON OF A BITCH
*gasps when Mal takes out a Grisha with a knife to the armpit*
“This isn’t part of the schedule.”  HMM
HmM
*fills up Gatorade bottle full of water during heated makeout session* 
Oh they’re still going
*silently screams as Kirigan immediately runs back for a goodbye kiss*
HE DID CREATE THE FOLD!
“Child, Aleksander is the Black Heretic.”  I KNEW IIIITTTTT!!
WAIT BAGHRA IS KIRIGAN’S MOM?!?
“He isn’t a boy at all.  He is eternal.”  So he is like a bajillion years old!
...oh eew.
Kaz’s hair just keeps getting more disheveled as the season goes on
*gasps as Inej does her first kill protecting Kaz*
*laughs*  Why am I imagining Kirigan just strolling back into the war room taking off his keftka like “All right I’m ready to have a really good- where did she go?”
*absolutely cracks up at Alina trying to sneak out of the Palace by hiding in Jesper’s carriage*
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I'm getting my first ever sallary tomorrow yaay!! Won't be getting another for months since it's a summer job, but that's okay. I have adult money :D My 100% own money :D i can do whatever i want with it :D makes me happy
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verwelktesgedicht · 2 years
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Last month I finished route 5 of piofiore. I played it in this order (by chance): Orlok, Dante, Yang, Nicola, Gil.
And wow, I mean, I am quite new to Otome games but this hit me xD” Especially since I started with Orloks bad ending and was done after that...... Anyway, I got the tragic endings for everyone except for Gil... for him I finally managed a good ending!
I died at Orloks and Yang’s route I think. Probably made it through Dantes, Nicolas and Gils route without dying. Yaay! But during Yang’s route.. no matter how hard I retried that one chapter, I couldn’t make it out of the dying-loop. So I checked out that part online xD” (not that it could save me from the tragic end...)
So.. all in all.. I didn’t watch the additional episodes for the tragic endings (except for Orlok), so this is really just my experience and opinion on the main route plus the scene after the end credits (I heard that can also be pretty tragic...) this is the order I think of most tragic endings: 1. Orlok (it really... killed me xD” and it was MY FIRST BAD OTOME ENDING EVER) 2. Nicola (I don’t know.. it was just so.. so.. sad to see him snap in such a sad way..) 3. Dante (Well.... It wasn’t neccessarily Lilis ending that made it all that tragic. It was the Nicola-thing........) 4. Gil / Yang (I can’t decide... Gil is sad but Yang is more tragic but Yang was way more expected for me, so.. hmm......)
And this is the order I liked the routes:
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1. Orlok (oh god, I can’t not pick him first even though his tragic ending broke me and the key maiden thing was kind of annoying for me at some point.. and even THOUGH I can’t reeeeeeally see him as hard core love interest. But... he was just such a cutie.... I just liked it... I just rooted for them SO HAD to find a good ending .__. I didn’t even care if they ended up together or not... I just wanted them to not suffer. (I failed.))
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2. Nicola (I think it was an interesting route! Usually I don’t like these type of character but.. somehow he had something... Something that made you think.. “You act so smooth, smart and charming.. but I am sure it’s all a plot. Or am I? .... What are you up to.....???” And it was interesting because even though I KNEW from Dante’s route what he was up to I was still curious how it would be in his very own route (also.. he voices Childe of Genshin Impact T_T IT’S THE SAME LAUGH! The same “I look charming but don’t underestimate me... ^____^”-type.))
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3. Gil (he was just FUN! And he didn’t have the whole key maiden thing all the time. that was a plus. his route wasn’t the moooost interesting one out of them but I really enjoyed his character.)
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4. Dante (it was good too!! he is on 4th place but that doesn’t mean I didn’t enjoy it!!! I liked his dilemma that came from the family and position he was born into...)
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5. Yang (well.. it was okay! Actually if I remember right.. when my friend showed me pics of it years ago I pointed at him and I think Dante? Orlok? As “wow, niceeeee!” But.. he did get on my nerves a bit and he was very predictable. I always just tried to do what surprised him because that was what he said like 100 times and that kind of thinking was a bit annoying.... I did get the tragic ending which means I didn’t do what I was supposed to do but even that ending was predicatble while all the other tragic endings (at least Orlok, Nicola and Dante) did go with a surprise for me)
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mary-is-writing · 3 years
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HEY I'VE REACHED 100 FOLLOWERS!!!!
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Thank you sooo much!!! 💙💙💙💙💙
I appreciate the interest for my wips -and my random posts too xD- and I want to thank you for all for it!!!!
It's been slowly but steady that I've learned how to manage a writeblr (more or less) and I'm happy to have entered the writeblr community 😊
I didn't thought of doing something special for this, so I'm improvising: send me an ask!! Send me a small request to draw you an OC!! Or, if you guys give me some time to translate it, I can share with you an excerpt!!! Please tell me if you do owo)/ It'll be from both TMOWS and WCB, something small, maybe around 500-1000 words? Maybe even more depending on the scene i pick.
Thanks a lot gain, and I hope you enjoy what I'll keep sharing with you!!
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dumbduckfan · 2 years
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🐺Dating Jimmy Crystal headcanons🐺
A/n: I'm not big fan of this man, but he kinda fine
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(The GIF is not mine)
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- This man would certainly spoil you.
- He's rich, of course.
- Any clothes or jewelry you like? A moment later you have it.
- Dating guy with anger issues... yaay.
- He can be impulsive. Intensely impulsive. So you calm him down to the best of your ability whenever he goes berserk.
- During bouts of aggression, he tries not to involve you. Although that's practically the only reason for your quarrels.
- But he's trying to fight it. One person had already left him because of what he was like.
- Calls you prince/princess, sometimes sugar or babe.
- Okay, when you cry/are sad Jimmy is confused, but he won't leave it that way. He's not 100% sure what to do. He will try to calm you down by speaking in a low, soft voice. He rubs your back gently, puts his lips on your neck.
- When he finds out that someone has done something to you or upset you... it might not be interesting. Crystal will make sure that person regrets this 'minor' mistake for the rest of their lives.
- Jimmy is definitely invited to various banquets and dinners, so he will take you with him. To show what everyone else can't have, to show how lucky he is, and also to show you that he cares about you.
- Sometimes you get tired of not being able to be with him for a long time because he works, so he lets you sit with him in the office and sit cuddled with him on his lap while he is doing paperwork.
- Jerry literally adores his boss, but clearly is not fond of you. He's jealous and tries to get Jimmy away from you.
- You are not impressed by his attempts, of course, but it can be annoying in itself.
- Usually, 'short' kisses lead to much longer kisses. Once Jimmy gets sticks to you, you won't get rid of him that easily.
- If not on the lips, then he loves to kiss your shoulders and neck.
- He may not seem like the hug type. But if you let him lie in your arms after a hard day, he will feel great.
- When he is in a hurry, you can give him a kiss on the cheek before he go out.
- Kisses on the cheek are also a way to calm him down. Sometimes he even starts wagging his tail gently.
- When the time comes, he introduces you to Porsha.
- "Oh my gosh, I totally love your t-shirt!" Was the first thing she said when she saw you.
- But she liked you. If you're okay with her, she's okay with you.
- If you have a long relationship with Jimmy, she will start to treat you like a second parent.
- On the subject of Porsha, sometimes you tell Jimmy he should spend more time with her. She seems quite lonely. And he, as a father, should spend at least some time with her.
- If it makes you feel uncomfortable, he will not force you, but will certainly encourage you to take a bath together.
- This guy will take you to any of the most luxurious restaurants in the city.
- Jimmy is good at choosing clothes himself, but if you find something that suits him, he'll be wearing it.
- Okay, wanna keep THIS post sfw (I don't mind writing nsft in other posts...) but calling him Big Bad Wolf (in the seductive way) is a big turn on for him😳
- He likes to have his hand on your hip. Wants everyone who decides to come close to you should think about it again.
- If he's jealous, he won't hesitate to show it.
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zeylart · 3 years
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Nightsky - Page 6
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He doesn't like to joke about that.
NA : Woo, made it before the day was over ! Since uni started, I was a bit thrown out of my loop, so I had to speedrun this page. Struggled a lot, in a lot of places, but I don't really have the time to correct it.
Also, we made to 100 posts ! Yaay ! Maybe I'll do a little celebration, but I can't really guarantee anything.
☕ Buy me a Ko-fi☕
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YAAY YOURE ALIVE!! HUZZAH!
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Owner here, YEHHH I'm still alive, I do wanna update more. I also got the new pokemon game and been trying to beat that. procrastination 100
Also been still into Chinese donghua. Made my first enamel pins too! I def recommend to join me in watching the shows.
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rikerxworf · 3 years
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*☆. My Top 50 Worfriker Moments .♡°
We reached 500 followers tonight, yaay!! 🥳 To thank you all and sort some Worfriker scenes for you to check out, I ranked my personal favourites.
It was worryingly easy to find fifty haha. Some are just a few seconds long, while other “moments” are basically whole episodes. I linked posts, because most of them are already on this blog anyway, but I still hope you enjoy them! Also please tell me your favourite moments! 💞
To be clear, this list is incomplete and sorted to my personal taste. Also, I didn’t count the times when they were just standing unreasonably close, side by side on the bridge, in the corridors, on away missions – otherwise we’d be here all day. So, let’s go!
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50. First Meeting (Encounter at Farpoint S01E01)
What better way than to start out with the beginning? This isn’t even that shippable of a moment, if it wasn’t for the camera work and music/ sound effects. I know it’s supposed to show off the new bridge and all that, but it reads… differently to me lmao. I love how deadpan s1 Worf is, but s1 Riker is on thin ice in my book…
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49. “One of my officers was almost killed! That makes it my concern!” (Firstborn S7E21)
Worf calls out another Klingon character [no spoilers here hehe] for being super-unfriendly towards Riker during a meeting between the three of them. I like how both Riker and Worf subtly but unmistakably affirm their loyalty to each other when the other Klingon questions it. Afterwards, when Worf and he are his quarters, Worf downright interrupts him to say, “Why did you treat Commander Riker so disrespectfully? You were rude!”
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48. touching instead of talking (The Last Outpost S1E05)
This is a place holder for all the other times Will Riker has touched Worf on his arm etc. Among other culprits are “The Hunted” (s3e11) and “Q Who” (s2e16) – on a Borg Ship no less. He is a very tactile person, which I adore for his character. Affectionate physical contact between (hyper)male characters is still something of a rare sight in fantasy and sci-fi, so I’m super happy Frakes acted his character the way he did.
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47. Power Couple (Q Who S2E16)
A small little moment of them arriving in Ten Forward to confront Q, who talks shit about them as soon as they enter (it’s Q after all lmao). What I love most about this is how neither of them, but Worf especially, gives a fuck. He shoves his body up there like a fucking bulldozer to confront Q, just after Riker gave him a trusting over-the-shoulder-look. True dream team right here. In my opinion, TNG capitalised far too late on this side of their dynamic, but this is an early example of it and I 100% love it, no matter Frakes’ short *accidentally look directly into the camera* moment sdhfjskdskr
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46. “You’d be surprised how far a hug goes with Worf.” (The Loss S4E10)
This is a very emotional scene between Deanna and Will. They share a close hug and Deanna is like… “do you do that often?”. And Will tells her about him hugging Geordi and Worf… which… is so cute I can’t;; Also, again, male characters showing physical signs of (platonic) affection is so important, even if we don’t get to see it here with other male characters. But now we know that Will gives great comfort hugs, including to Worf, so… Nice. I Would Like To See It.
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45. Honour the Betazoid Tradition (Star Trek: Nemesis)
Nothing THAT special, in this pairing’s case. Just another instant of Riker shamelessly checking out Worf at the thought of them being naked. In good tradition. The fact that he does this as they are talking about HIS WEDDING TO TROI is… wild. Good acting choice, Mister Frakes. Also, I love how terrified Worf seems to be about appearing naked to said wedding. It’s cute!
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44. “A werewolf!” (Time’s Arrow, Part II S6E01)
This one made me giggle to no end when I first watched the episode: Mark Twain boards the Enterprise and, as soon as he sees poor Worf, exclaims, “A werewolf!” Of course Worf is Exhausted™ but Riker… in his historical uniform no less… looks interested? Is his Halloween party fantasy finally coming to life? I bet he feels seen sjdfhsdjkfsk
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43. Google Earth… always taking pictures (Descent, Part I S6E26)
This is almost completely for the aesthetics, not gonna lie. I love this shot of them by the shuttle, the scenery is just gorgeous. I also love how in-character they are in this scene, Worf doing his job very dutifully and Riker propping up a leg and gazing into the middle distance. Very nice. This has been this blog’s sidebar image since the beginning, and I’ve long given up trying to find one that I like better (´꒳`)♡
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42. Battle Sequence (The Last Outpost S1E05)
This is peak 80s cheesiness. The thunder sound effects, the way Riker distracts the Ferengi so that Worf can get ready for an attack – and that amazing line of “I GOT THIS OOONE” just before Riker’s overpowered by a Ferengi, plus Data’s reaction. Oh, and also, Tasha Yar stepping in to end the whole fight (with thunder sound effects of course) and Worf and Riker positioning themselves behind her like the dream team they are. As trashy as season 1 is, I wish more of it was this kind of trashy.
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41. Parrises squares (11001001 S1E15)
Another one that shows the amazing friendship of Tasha/Worf/Will that we could’ve gotten more of: Yar and Worf leave for a match of Parrises squares, already in their bright blue outfits. Riker checks Worf out, y’know, the usual. Worf jabs him with a sassy comment, because it’s season 1, y’know, the usual. It’s pretty standard considering the other moments on this list, but I adore it nonetheless, especially because of Tasha Yar ♡
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40. Walking Through the Woods And??? Taking Cover(???) (Descent, Part II S7E01)
This is one of the ridiculous ones. Worf and Riker are investigating the planet where Lore and the Borg have trapped the crew and… they have interesting ways of sneaking around, e.g. Riker always staying behind Worf. And yes, they’re overly close to each other, we already know that. But then Riker straight up puts his hand on Worf’s bum when they have to take cover and I’m like… sweety, not THAT kind of “sneaky” lmaooo… It’s like straight out of a parody skit, I love it! (*´▽`*)
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39. Fight Scene (Liaisons S7E02)
Another unnecessarily drawn-out moment of physical contact. Riker stops Worf from fighting the alien ambassador after some pretty racist bullshit that Worf had to endure, but in the end they both look rather clueless. I guess this is distilled Himbo Energy™? Anyway, before that there is a cute scene including Deanna in the observation lounge featuring funny Will and grumpy Worf. In general, “Liaisons” just has very good Worf moments over all! (just skip through the Picard scenes)
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38. “Nice planet.” (Justice S1E08)
I truly can’t with this one. It’s a classic Worf one-liner, in fact this one started the whole Worf one-liner thing! The writers realised how great stuff like this fit his character and rolled with it. Here, Worf (rather wantonly?) hugs a blonde alien, then looks at Riker, who has been on the planet before, and says, “Nice planet” before burying his face in the crook of her neck again. Which implies?? That he thinks of this sexy planet as Riker’s planet?? Riker’s reaction is even better because he acts weirdly ‘caught’ or something haha! Maybe it’s the sight of cuddly Worf? Who knows…
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37. On A Date (The Perfect Mate S5E21)
This is a small thing, but when Data and the alien woman enter Ten Forward, we see Riker and Worf sitting at a table and having drinks. They seem to have a fun little talk, and Worf looks a bit TOO dismissive for my taste when Riker leaves at the sight of the Data and the woman. Did they interrupt their little date? Who knows? Either way, them spending free time together, plus Riker’s soft “I’ll catch up with you later” is just cute (´꒳`)
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36. The Poker Scene(s) (Cause and Effect S5E18)
These are casual moments: The senior staff is playing poker, Worf smirks a lot and says his one-liners, Riker does rather suggestive poker faces that scandalise poor Worf, yaddi yaddi yadda. These are cute little moments that every good comfort TV show should have ♡
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35. “I have no desire to leave the Enterprise.” (Heart of Glory S1E20)
aka Worf The Liar. After a conversation with a Klingon in the Empire’s military, Worf slowly turns around on the bridge and sees… the whole crew. But Riker is front and center, even Picard isn’t as much in focus as he is. And then Worf says he only agreed to the Klingon’s offer to join the Empire’s forces out of politeness, and then doubles-down on it: “Really, I have no desire to leave the Enterprise.” Except, as we will learn later, if Commander Riker is leaving. Then I’ll leave too. Ciao ciao.
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34. saving Will from a phaser (The Hunted S3E11)
Riker and Worf chase the escaped prisoner on the Enterprise, but gasp! He fires at the turbolift when the doors open! Worf reacts quickly and throws himself against Riker to get them out of the firing range. It’s… an interesting motion. They do get out eventually, and the subsequent fight may be a bit clumsy, but at least it’s them fighting together, y’know? This could have been some real whump or hurt/comfort shit if it wasn’t that small a moment. Not that I like to see someone get injured y’know just… the feelings™ of it all 👀
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33. Shuttlebay Scene (Liaisons S7E02)
Towards the end of “Liaisons”, we get this cute moment where Worf and the alien ambassador talk about how exhausting eleven hours of holodeck combat exercise are, and what does Riker do? Slap poor Worf on his hurting back;; And then he grins that stupid grin of his!! Thanks for nothing!! For real though, Riker is teasing Worf throughout this episode, and it is kinda funny considering that Worf always just lets him. Amazing.
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32. Comedic Duo™ (Sarek S3E23)
This one is similar in a small way to Spot Nr. 34, in that Worf tries to shield Will from the brawl that’s going on in Ten Forward – except this one is funny. Before they enter Ten Forward, Worf is like “No I haven’t noticed tempers going crazy, Commander!” – only to cut to them standing in the opened doors with Thee most priceless expressions when they see everyone inside throwing hands. And then: “Now I see what you mean.” Worf is my favourite comedian
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31. Rescuing Alexander (New Ground S5E10)
For a change, a highly emotional one. The whole episode builds up to this dramatic moment: As soon as the crew realise that Alexander is inside the burning biolab, Riker shoots Worf the most concerned look, and they head to the lab together. Worf discovers brute strength when it comes to saving his son, and poor Riker is basically just accessory in this scene. He does rescue the gilvos though. But the fire, the tension, the ticking clock – this scene is so dramatic!! And it should be, this is about Worf and his family! It’s very Klingon, in a way, and I like that Riker takes a backseat to Worf’s and Alexander’s relationship, even though he’d make a perfect stepdad.
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30. ♪ should I stay or should I go ♪ (Legacy S4E06)
You know that romantic trope where person A wants to go with B but B is like “stay here, it’s too dangerous”? And then Person A begrudgingly agrees or simply watches B leave in terror? And then B is extra motivated to fight and come back, so that they can be with A again? That is this scene. It’s Worf’s love language of “we go into danger together” vs. Riker’s classic hero shtick of “no, I’ll go alone, it’s too dangerous!” and it’s 100% what I’m here for.
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29. Bar Confrontation Scene (Unification, Part II S5E08)
Boy, this scene is a lot. Worf sings Klingon opera before continuing his mission with Riker. They confront a Ferengi warship trader, a rather disgusting character, and Riker’s Starfleet speak doesn’t work at all with him. So, Riker looks over his shoulder, to Worf, who nods in silent understanding, and then Riker just… grabs the Ferengi and threatens him with the words “I will be very unhappy” fffffffff which – c’mon, you can’t tell me that he wasn’t putting on a show for Worf! This is Will Riker we’re talking about! Also amazing how Worf doesn’t even have to say a single word in this whole scene. Love it, real dream team energy.
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28. boyfriends taking a golden hour stroll (Descent, Part II S7E01)
Loooove this one, even though it’s basically nothing haha! The dialogue is very dramatic, but if you’re just looking at gifs for example, it looks very calm and soft. Also… the way Worf listens to Riker is just… I want to be looked at that way aaaaah;;
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27. “No! For Battle, come to me!” (The Last Outpost S1E05)
Ah, yes. One of Worf’s friends being threatened with death and Worf very lionheartedly jumping in à la “you should rather fight a KLINGON because KLINGONS like fighting they’re WARRIORS arrrgh”. Only this time said friend is Commander Riker, and he orders Worf to stay back, because that’s what a commander does, he tries to keep his officers out of danger. And Worf looks… struck? Kinda? It’s a very cute, very early moment in their history together.
I’m linking a fic rec revolving around this moment here too!
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26. Scruffy Bar Scene (Gambit, Part I S7E04)
This scene has cute outfits, badass phaser action from both Beverly and Deanna, sweater paws, and about Thee greatest comedic timing in all of TNG. I love that they put Worf and Will as the dream team who has to do the talking, and I also appreciate that Worf wears red and Will wears blue – aka the colours they look best in respectively (o˘◡˘o)
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25. “Even Klingons need love now and then.” (Justice S1E08)
After that “nice planet” incident, this is where the episode is all in on those early TNG vibes. Riker gets invited for a (sexual?) game, in-between a bunch of aliens making out. He declines and instead walks up to Worf, with the widest grin, to talk to him… about sex. Bravo, Commander, very subtle. “Even Klingons need love” shut up just say you want to sleep with him goddammit shdjfsdksk Also the way Worf just casually talks about his sex life… wild. This could only happen in season 1. Also, fun fact, instead of “I better check in”, Riker says, “I’ll beam us back up” in the German dub, which… Do you want a room or something???
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24. Worf All Dolled Up (Elementary, Dear Data S2E03)
Another outrageous moment of Riker barely keeping it in his pants. Worf arrives at the holodeck in a Victorian get-up and then has to endure a whole 30s of Riker checking him out, smirking at him, and making innuendo comments. “Nice suit” I could understand as a winky-winky bro joke™, even with the suspicious leg movement, but “You’d be a big hit in London”??? Hello?? Also poor Worf processing what he just heard sdjfsjdkfk! They definitely made out as soon as Picard and Data entered the holodeck!! (Also sidenote: When Picard pops the hat into its correct form, everybody flinches in a very in-character way. It’s very cute ♡)
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23. Gay (Eye of the Beholder S7E18)
I’m pretty sure this scene is entirely taking place inside Deanna’s mind, but that doesn’t make it any less great haha! Worf and Will sitting at the bar and smiling at each other, talking about romance very casually… it’s so so cute. And don’t forget Worf trying to ask Will if he can try things out with Deanna shdfjksdfksdksk this scene is especially cute for those who enjoy Worf/Riker/Troi!
(Also never forget the mirroring of the two flirting officers in the background lmao this is iconic)
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22. “He wouldn’t…” – “Yes, he would” (Star Trek: Insurrection)
This is honestly such a fun scene. It looks like the Enterprise, in command of William T. Riker, is about to ram the enemy’s ship. “He wouldn’t…” one of the enemy aliens says. Cut to Worf, surrounded by alien guards, saying completely casually, “Yes, he would.” Which makes the first alien panic like “oh shit” and run away from the view screen for some reason??? Lol it doesn’t make any sense, but I enjoy the space action, the comedic timing, and the shot of Worf sitting in-between the enemy aliens. *mwah chef’s kiss.
I have two main ways to read Worf’s relaxed reaction: either he trusts Will 100% to not ram and destroy the ship – or he’s content with dying this way after all, as a hero, in a battle he fought with his commander. Either way, I think this scene shows their deep loyalty and trust rather nicely!
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21. “Thank you.” (The Next Phase S5E24)
The Enterprise assists a Romulan ship in need. Worf and Riker are among the officers who are onboard the warbird and help the crew. Worf reports to Riker in a rather scandalised tone of voice bc he doesn’t like the Romulans, and they have a very intimate way of talking in the scene I’m describing – after a cute “aye, sir” Worf shuffles back to Riker to say, “Thank you” in… that voice. And then bumps Riker’s shoulder as he leaves, and Riker just smiles very softly.
I can’t be sure of course, but the whole thing feels to me as if this was Dorn’s and Frakes’ millionth take of the scene and they could barely keep it together shdfjskdfksk very cute!! Also another scene from that episode that almost made it into this ranking: Worf and Riker having to close the damaged doors to eject the core but not being able to do it, despite being literally the biggest guys in the crew – but thankfully Data comes along does the whole thing himself sdfhjskdjfsk
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20. “How did you like Command (sexual)?” (The Emissary S2E20)
This belongs to the ones that leave me… kinda speechless? I mean, I understand he’s proud of his Lieutenant, but Riker has nooo business walking up to K’Ehleyr and Worf (both in their Klingon armour) the way he does – checking them out with THAT look on his face, lips falling apart, and asking, “How did you like Command?” – excuse me? Mister Frakes, sir?! But Worf’s reaction makes it EVEN BETTER sdfjskdksk, he looks kinda caught off-guard, understandably! Only to then look over his shoulder to K’Ehleyr like “excuse me, this is my… other partner?” and then he’s simply like… “Comfortable chair”. And K’Ehleyr looks to the ground like she’s trying very hard to hold her tongue sjdfhskjdsk and Riker smirks at them and… yeah. That’s season 2 for you.
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19. Sitting Shoulder To Shoulder (A Matter of Time S5E09)
This one’s a classic on this blog already. Two things beside the general physical closeness that I love especially about this scene: a) how unnecessary them sitting like this is (and how the acting directions were most likely “hands where I can see them”) and b) how Riker defends Worf when the historian throws some racist bullshit his way. Even though the historian paints Worf as the primitive barbarian, Riker is far more aggressive than Worf in this scene. It’s a nice little touch, that he would get worked up about someone insulting Worf this way. But yeah, even if you just look at screenshots from this scene, it’s very nice, them sitting shoulder to shoulder and exchanging quiet looks ♡
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18. The Second Sickbay Scene (Ethics S5E16)
Oof. I don’t like to rewatch this episode, but the sickbay moments are very good. In this second scene, Riker has the ritual dagger with him but still refuses to help Worf. By now, he has had time to think about Worf’s request and even talked to Picard about it. Here’s where the episode completely destroys me: Picard says, “Klingons choose their friends with great care” and the script really says the word “friend” or “friendship” often in a Worf/Riker context – but what Riker says to Worf in this second sickbay scene, among other things, is “How many people on this ship consider you a friend? How many owe you their lives? Have you ever thought about how you've affected the people around you?” The fact that he separates the “friends” part from the “how you've affected the people around you”, plus that blinking he does right before he says it – makes me want to microwave myself – I’m sorry, this is too much for me too handle. bye
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17. “You do this everyday?” (Where Silence Has Lease S2E02)
A truly astonishing scene. Worf and Riker do some combat training/ Klingon calisthenics in the holodeck, which is fun to watch on its own. But after all the enemies are defeated, Worf turns against Riker with some hearty growling and snarling. Riker has to snap him out of his (blood)lust by calling, “At ease, Lieutenant!” – a sentence that will become important later this episode… For real I love this scene so much. Worf says that other programmes are “too personal to be shared” and uses the same calisthenics programme, in the same way, a few episodes later before he sleeps with K’Ehleyr. Like??? Does this even count as subtext anymore??? Ahh!!! Besides that, I also love the way they exit the holodeck – “Coming, Commander?” – “Right behind you.” ♡
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16. Tired Dad and Whimsical Dad (Phantasms S7E06)
This is SUCH a good scene. It’s a moment of humour, levity and domesticity, right up until the turbolift doors open. Worf complains to Riker about having gifted Alexander a “music programme”, whatever exactly that is, but apparently it’s robbing Worf of his sleep at night. Riker thinks it’s amazing, of course, because it’s jazz. And because Alexander seems to like it very much. I have… no words. It’s just nice to see them acting as (quasi)dads ♡
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15. The First Sickbay Scene (Ethics S5E16)
“Ethics” is a really emotional episode, as pointed out above, but I prefer this scene over the one where Riker outright confronts Worf. Here, he comes in grinning, tilting his head ever so playfully, and greets Worf with “You look pretty good for someone who's been eating sickbay food for three days”, which is cute on its own too. He also has a very soft bedside manner with Worf and says “Name it” in a very Klingon-esque way when Worf asks him for a favour. Of course, the favour is something that completely takes Riker by surprise, in a rather dramatic turn of events. And then Worf looks for words, and what he decides on is “please”. Yeah I’m fine :)
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14. The Most Beautiful Sight (Silicon Avatar S5E04)
A simple™ entry on this list: Riker, all beat up and exhausted already, thinks someone is after them, only to realise Worf has come to their rescue. And what does he say to his saviour? “Mister Worf, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more beautiful sight”, Jim Kirk-esque hearteyes and messy hair included. It’s a very soft scene with slight hurt/comfort vibes, which I adore.
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13. The Icarus Factor (S2E14)
Just… all of it. It’s making me furious how this episode very openly implies that yeah, Worf is majorly distressed, screaming at his friends and fellow officers etc. because he fears losing Riker. All of this episode is wild, but the scene where Worf comes to Riker’s quarters to talk about leaving the Enterprise together… fumbling with his hands, blatantly changing the subject for procrastination, “Words are not always… easy for me” bitch!! What is this?? Fanfiction?? The angst is sooo perfect in this scene, because of course, Riker doesn’t even want to go. But now another one of his friends asks him to take the assignment, so they can go on some “dangerous mission” together… It’s a lot. I adore it, even though it’s kinda sad to watch. 10/10.
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12. “I love surprise parties!” (Parallels S7E11)
“Parallels” is a lot, too lol. It’s a great Worf episode and shows him not only in very serious/dramatic but also funny and even romantic moments. And it’s fun to imagine what OTHER universes Worf might have crossed into… The opening scene with him and Riker is especially great. Worf doesn’t like surprises, but Riker does – Worf doesn’t like that party hat, but Riker does – and the way he beams at Worf… just very cute! Also there’s a more serious scene later in that episode with Worf talking to AU!Riker, who is a captain, and they exchange rather wistful looks in the end…
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11. “At ease, Lieutenant, at ease…” (Where Silence Has Lease S2E02)
The callback to the sentence Riker used to calm Worf down earlier this episode. Worf is mad at the ghostly USS Yamato (featuring the brilliant line “One Riker! One bridge!”) and doesn’t even answer to Riker calling out his name anymore. So, Riker turns him around by his shoulder and… well. Worf looks like he’s about to eat him alive. Nice snarling from him, and nice taking a step backwards to the wall from Riker. Worf only calms down when Riker dOmiNanTLy raises his chin. And then, to calm himself, Worf murmurs, “At ease, Lieutenant, at ease” as he walks away – the same words Riker yelled at him earlier this episode. I’m… truly at a loss of words I love this so much sdfjsdkksk. Maybe the kinkiest Worfriker moment.
(The German dub changed it into “Never mind, Commander, I’m all calm now” and I honest to God don’t know how to feel about that)
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10. “I will go with you.” (The Outcast S5E17)
To start the Top Ten: a moment from near the end of TNG’s (in)famous “queer episode”. Riker has decided to go down to the planet against Starfleet regulations to save his beloved Soren from her transphobic oppressors, and when Worf comes to his quarters under some pretext, they have a very lovely conversation – Worf knows what Riker is planning to do and wants to go with him, even though he was charactarised as pretty much queerphobic earlier this episode. Seems like he had a change of heart and is willing to risk his career as first Klingon in Starfleet to support Riker.
It’s that situation from “Legacy” – “I will go with you” vs. “it’s too dangerous, I’ll go alone” – only this time Worf wins. Because “a warrior does not let a friend face danger alone”. Boy. Wow. i’m.
As if this episode wasn’t soul crushing enough already!!! Urgh!!! The ending always makes me bawl.
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9. “I want to ensure your return to this ship.” (A Matter of Honor S2E08)
Ahh, yes. Thee Klingon episode. I love Riker’s exchange programme to pieces, but Worf as a contrast to the Klingons on the Pagh is very enjoyable on his own. He stops Riker before the transport, to give him an emergency transporter. “Sentiment?” Riker asks, to which Worf simply replies, “I want to ensure your return to this ship”, and they exchange very cute looks.
Earlier Worf told Riker how Klingon officers might kill their superiors, so my read is that he realised he might lose his precious Commander if he doesn’t think of something shdfjsdkfksk. I love this very much. It shows how early TNG!Worf was willing to work his way around his culture’s more toxic (or in this case: deadly) traditions in order to come up with the best result for himself and his loved ones. It’s a trait he sadly loses as the show goes on, but I really enjoy the way it’s playing out in this scene.
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8. Cold Opener Scene --- aka The Dress (Liaisons S7E02)
What can I say? I Am Not Immune To “You look good in a dress”. There is little to say about this scene other than I think it’s about as perfect as shippable moments come in Star Trek. There’s alien nonsense, calling out of sexist attitudes, Gay™, and smiley Riker and flustered Worf. What else could you wish for?
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7. Worf cradling Will (Conspiracy S1E25)
Ahh… my Weakness. Worf finds Riker unconscious on the floor in-between hundreds of glass shards, beneath a ton of flowers and the starry sky outside – and cradles him, very gently. Exhaling softly when he realises Riker is still alive. Taking MUCH too long to realise that this is a trap of the Admiral. The way he is not at all ready for fighting and 100% in care mode is very telling for s1 Worf. It’s a very soft, Lord of the Rings-esque scene with great aesthetics. I love it;;
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6. Frame of Mind (S6E21)
The whole episode, no matter how nightmarish, is a testament to the deep relationships between Riker and his crewmates. Only the last few scenes are “real”, the rest takes place inside Riker’s mind, where his friends represent different aspects of his personality. The episodes implies that Worf is his ‘actions’ or something, but when you read into it (i.e. overanalyse 👀) it seems like Worf is Riker’s sense of security! He’s constantly warning him or wanting to help him get out of danger, which is really sweet considering that this is what Riker truly sees Worf as ♡
My favourite shot in the episode is the one with the pendant above!
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5. Worf returns to the Enterprise (Star Trek: First Contact)
During the battle against the Borg, the Defiant is rescued by the Enterprise in what’s easily one of the best scenes in the movie (oops hot take I don’t think First Contact is the best TNG movie 👀). After the rescue, Worf returns to the Enterprise bridge and is greeted by his fellow officers. Riker comments on the Defiant with, “Tough little ship” and the biggest hearteyes ever, which… makes me wonder if he’s actually talking about the ship, y’know.
It gets better when Picard tells Worf he could help at Tactical, and Riker just follows Worf to his console and asks, “You do remember how to fire phasers?” with his signature grin. I’m almost completely sure both lines were supposed to be dick jokes (y’know, ‘cause they’re both men! haha!) but Dorn’s and Frakes’ acting simply doesn’t allow for that reading imo sdfhjskdfsk. I LOVE the ex-boyfriend vibes.
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4. ‘Owon Eggs (Time Squared S2E13)
Ahh, Thee domestic scene. It’s so cute, from start to finish – Riker singing as he prepares food. Only greeting Worf when the fellow officers arrive. Messing up the scrambled eggs. Data not even trying them. Worf digging in. And then saying, “Delicious” in that tone of voice. Riker smiling full of hearteyes at the compliment. *mwah true chef’s kiss! Perfect!
Little else to say lmao, except it only got better when an anonymous asker pointed out that Will definitely bought these specific eggs because he knew that Worf liked them. Just… the perfect galaxy brain take to make this cute scene even cuter sdfjsdkfjsk
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3. Ending Scene (A Matter of Honor S2E08)
This outrageous episode needs an adequate ending, and boy, do Riker and Worf deliver. Riker, all beat up, is back aboard the Enterprise and Picard tells Worf to accompany him to sickbay. Riker moves toward Worf with that very gay little swing that I 100% adore.
On their way, they exchange a very cute dialogue with casual touches, soft smiles, some more checking out from Riker, and the completely unwarranted and outrageous line “Welcome home” from Worf. Like…………………. sweety…………………………chill No ‘sir’, no joke, nothing! Just Worf smiling at Riker and Riker smiling back and ARGH! I’m SOFT! They’re HOME! (ಥ﹏ಥ) brb i’m emo lmaooo
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2. “Aren’t you going to mingle, Mr. Woof?” (Dark Page S7E07)
I loooove this scene!! There’s a reception at Ten Forward and Lwaxana Troi, of all people, starts a conversation with Worf and Riker (who have been standing way too close to just “talk” 👀). When she asks, “Aren’t you going to mingle, Mr. Woof?” neither Worf nor Riker correct her. On the contrary, Riker takes great delight in seeing Worf’s expression, and he sways and grins like a child.
But his expression changes when Worf says he’s genuinely uneasy around the telepathic aliens, like “aww, babe, I understand”. They’re just so cute…! And also a comedic duo: When Lwaxana tells them both that their minds aren’t “sophisticated enough” to be read by the telepaths – their expressions are priceless hjdfksjdskdjsk
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1. Peak Performance (S2E21)
Is this a surprise to anyone? I don’t think so lol. There is much to enjoy about this whole episode, from Data’s strategema duel to Riker connecting more to his crew, but more than that… this is also The Worfriker Show. I can’t even put everything shippable about here in detail, it’s too much, so I’ve linked the tag on the blog.
The scene in Worf’s quarters is outrageous on its own (“Join me” – “The honour is to serve”), complete with checking out the naked Kahless statue, then the weirdly intimate Strategema scene (“I will be… irritated”), the whole “I need you by my side” shtick yaddi yaddi yadda what’s all this. What’s “Klingon guile” (affectionate). I don’t even know anymore. My brain melts every time I watch this episode because it’s that much. Peak early TNG – a Peak Performance, you might say. It’s the true season finale imo, and I could write an essay about every single scene in it. Just… perfect! My top spot!
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Thank you for reading until now haha, you’re great! ♡
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kreideprinzkazuha · 4 years
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Why Katsuki Bakugo is probably the Best Character in BNHA
i’m going to be 100% honest. i really didn’t like bakugo when i first watched mha.
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i thought he was an egotistical little shit who was loud mouthed, overly aggressive, and disrespectful. and lets be honest, he was. but getting more into the series i started to see just how intelligent he was and after reading the manga i’ve just been blown away by his character development.
pretty obvious but warning!! this will have manga spoilers up to the most recent chapter (284)
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when i first read chapter 257 between these two i could see a very apparent change in bakugo’s attitude. no longer was he yelling at deku with spite and disdain, he’s now started teasing him but with his ✨baku flair✨ deku can see this too, i think it’s somewhere in the beginning of the war arc he says something like “i can now hold conversations with bakugo yaay” so it is unspoken, but people around him can see bakugo undergoing change.
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and this. THIS. endeavor’s redemption arc emphasized bakugo’s SO much. endeavor isn’t looking for forgiveness, he just wants to make up for all the wrong he’s done to his family. if they forgive him, great. if they don’t, that’s fine too. the fact that bakugo was present for this conversation most likely opened his eyes to his own short comings.
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this inspired bakugo to atone for his own ‘sins.’ he helps deku with his training, is a weee bit nicer to him, and wants to keep him safe because he loves him. the fact that all might also compares bakugo to endeavor makes it more obvious and easier for readers to connect the dots
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bakugo is such an intelligent character and i literally can’t get over it. he’s aware of his faults and wants to make up for it. i’m literally so in love with him now and HOLY SHIT i can’t wait till they animate bakugo’s winter hero outfit.
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this is my first time making this kind of post so sorry i don’t make much sense haha. i just really wanted to talk about my current love for bakugo but none of my friends read the manga. my thoughts aren’t really coherent and i’m really bad at explaining them so uhh YEAH. stan bakugo for clear skin.
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turn-it-off-5s · 3 years
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Neeley : I'm baaack !
Zelder : Hey Noah ! How was your class today?
Neeley : Better than usual, we only had two medical emergencies this time.
Zelder : Oh... Good?
Neeley : I don't think I want children anymore. Or at least let me rest until I'm 40... where are the others ?
Zelder : Davis is out with Sadaka and Schrader and Mike are in your room I think, I don't know about the others but hey! Free living room ! Oh and we have an ask.
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Neeley : Aww, why isn't that a cute one ! I don't think I've ever asked you that so come on! Tell us!
Zelder : Okay. Do you remember the first time we met? When McKinley introduced us ?
Neeley : No... I- I mean yes but really? That early? We didn't even know each other yet !
Zelder : Well, that was the very beginning of my crush, what can I say ! You just looked so kind and I obviously found you attractive so... Your fault for having a cute smile.
Neeley : Oh so now it's my fault uh.
Zelder : Yup. Back then it was only a small crush, but it grew a lot once I truly got to know you and now, here we are !
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Neeley : So you were having the butterflies for the entire 8 months it took us to confess. How on earth did I not notice ?
Zelder : being a gay closeted Mormon in the South will do that to you. You become a good actor.
Neeley : Right. And I'm guessing that McKinleys whole "turn it off" shtick didn't help either.
Zelder : Yaay, give it up for internalized homophobia. But YOU on the other hand, you were really bad at hiding it. It was so cute watching you blush and fumble over your words, I even knew about your plan of asking me out at the 100 followers party !
Neeley : Did Schrader tell you.
Zelder : He did.
Neeley : The bastard.
Zelder : I don't know when it all started tho !
Neeley : I think it started the day after Price and Cunningham arrived in Uganda.
Zelder : That's specific.
Neeley : I'm sure you remember this ! They made us throw this play about Joseph Smith and the first Mormons and we had to decide which one of us would play the women. You said, and I quote : "I think Elder Neeley should should play one of the women, he's so delicate !" and then I guess you realized what you had just said because you spent the next three minutes trying to correct yourself and digging yourself an even bigger hole. All That just to say you think I'm pretty.
Zelder : And none of that mattered because Schrader and Michaels ended up playing the women. Welp. I'm glad the memory I look back on and cringe at every night was somehow romantic for you.
Neeley : It was lovely ! You know I wasn't laughing AT you, I was laughing because I thought it was adorable ! In that moment I definitely started to feel something for you. I didn't know what it was at the time because I thought I was straight, but after the mission ended, I realized I liked you.
Zelder : And now you looove meee~
Neeley : And now I love you. Dork.
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nicydraws · 7 years
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100+ Followers!!
Wow! I can’t believe I've reached over 100 followers! (That’s a lot to me XD)  Thank you so much guys for your support! <3 I was thinking of doing an art raffle, but..I’m not sure how art raffles work (I’ve never done one before ^^;).  So I’m going to do an art poll instead :) Vote for who you want to see a headshot drawing of: here Edit: Voting time is now closed.
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the-starless-sky · 4 years
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The Cat’s Whiskers x Akan Yatsura / “JUSTICE” voice drama sample 1
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Iori: Sigh...
(Iori types on the computer.)
Iori: Well, with this much sales, we're gonna do well this month. If only 'that' matter will go well too. They’re the opponents, after all. They wont show their true colors easily. What should I do, I wonder? Asking a maneki-neko's [1] useless, huh.
(Zen knocks the door.)
Zen: Young Master, excuse me.
Iori: Oh, Zen. Good job out there.
Zen: What's wrong, Young Master? Holding a maneki-neko like that.
Iori: I was asking consulting with Boss Cat about life, haha.
Zen: Haha. What's up with that? Here's today's sales reports.
Iori: Ah, thank you.
Zen: Please look inside! It's amazing!
Iori: Yeah, understood.
Zen: Anne-kun's got the shining first rank in both sales and number of calls [2] again.
Iori: Aah, that's great.
Zen: And! It's CANDY's new record!
Iori: Is that so.
Zen: Young Master! This is an amazing thing! Aren't you surprised?
Iori: Yeah. Anne-chan's seriously a hard-worker, huh. Impressive, impressive.
Zen: Young Master...? Are you feeling unwell?
Iori: No, no. It's nothin’ like that, but... I was just absorbed in my thoughts.
Zen: If you're fine with me, then please talk to me anytime. I might be able to be of help, if only a little.
Iori: Ah... you're right. Well then, shall I talk? Oh. Before that, would you lock the door? 'Cause this ain't something the youngsters should hear.
Zen: O-oh, understood.
(Zen locks the door.)
Zen: Then, Young Master... what did you mean by 'thoughts'?
Iori: Zen, what d’ya think about Paradox Live?
Zen: Yes! It's a fair-and-square earnest battle! I will definitely prove that us Akan Yatsura's number one!
Iori: Haha. That's merry in itself, but... that's not what I meant. I was talking about how something about it smells fishy.
Zen: I'm sorry... I don't quite understand.
Iori: Actually, behind this championship... Alter Trigger Company might be involved.
Zen: Alter Trigger Company, you say...!?
Iori: Yeah. Just as ya know, they might be the mastermind behind the attack on our group. I think they're the ones who conspired behind the scenesーー
Zen: If that's true, then... let's carry out a raid, right now! We have to avenge the deaths of Boss and our comrades...!
Iori: Calm down, Zen. I understand your feelings. But, it's not the time for that yet.
Zen: But...!
Iori: I told ya to calm down, didn't I? I haven't grasped a conclusive evidence yet, so it's still nothin’ more than a conjecture. If we're going to kill them... let's do it for certain.
Zen: Yes.
Iori: We'll pretend we don't know anything, win, and get closer to the organizers. That's the safest plan we have now. If we raided now withoutーー
(From outside the room.)
Masaki: It's... locked.
(Reo tries to open the door.)
Reo: Ah, you're right. Hey, Big Bro! What's wrong~?
Iori: Zen! You don't have to tell them anything we talked about just now, alright.
(In the background.)
Satsuki: Oi, Big Bro! Big Bro!
Zen: Understood.
Iori: ‘Sup, what's up~!? You guys’re bein’ noisy~! I'll open it now, stop makin’ a fuss!
(Zen opens the door.)
Reo: Hehe. Huh? Zen-nii, you're here too?
Satsuki: Big Bro! We finished cleaning up the club!
Reo: Aah! Even though I'd planned to report...!
Hokusai: We made the club... sparkly clean.
Iori: Oh! Good job, ya three. You guys're a huge help. Well then, shall we close up an' go home?
Reo: Okay~!
Satsuki: Why did you lock the door, though, Big Bro?
Reo: Aah, this is why children are hard to handle. Of course they were talking about important club stuff!
Satsuki: What's that, shitty brat!? Who'd you call a child!?
Reo: There's nobody else but Satsuki-chan, isn't it!?
Satsuki: I told you not to call me with -chan, didn't I!?
Reo: Ahaha, he's angry, he's angry!
Satsuki: Oi!!! Stop there!!!
Reo: Satsuki-chaaan, I'm here~
Zen: Oi! Don't fight in front of Young Master!
Satsuki: You bastard...! I hafta strangle this guy once or he'dーーUwah!
Iori: Oof...!
Hokusai: Satsuki... are you okay?
Reo: I'm sorry, Big Bro... Did the maneki-neko crack somewhere...? Is it okay...?
Hokusai: Satsuki, too... are you okay?
Satsuki: Ah, yeah, I'm all fine. Um, I'm really sorry!!
Iori: It's 'kay, it's 'kay. Doesn't seem like it's cracked anywhere.
Zen: Satsuki-kun and Reo-kun! Why do you guys always, always...! Won't you guys learn, for once!?
Satsuki: ...'Kay.
Zen: What, Satsuki-kun? You have anything you wanna say?
Satsuki: ...Nothing, Sir.
Zen: Reo-kun! I'm also talking to you!
Reo: Okaaay~
Iori: Cats, huh... if it's him, he might know something.
Zen: In any case! Reflect properly! Understand!?
Reo & Satsuki: Understood...
Iori: Now, now. Nobody got hurt, so just leave it at that.
Zen: No, that's not good! Come, you two, apologize properly to Young Master once again!
Reo & Satsuki: Big Bro... Sorry...
Iori: Come on...~ I hate it when the atmosphere's damp at the end of the day. Oh, yeah! To change the mood, shall we go out together?
Satsuki: Seriously!? I wanna go!
Reo: Me too!
Hokusai: If everyone goes, I want to go too...
Iori: Zen, of course ya'll join too, right?
Zen: It can't be helped, understood. I will go, too.
Reo: Yaay~ Night out~!
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(Satsuki opens the door.)
Satsuki: Hey! We're coming in!
Shiki: Welcoー ah...!
Ryuu: Beep, beep! Shoo~! It's an enemy attack, a mob!
Yohei: Tch. You guys, huh? Sorry, but we're closed already. Go somewhere else.
Iori: You're so cold! Couldn't ya let us have a glass? Huh, danna? [3]
Shiki: W-why... is Akan Yatsura's members...?
Saimon: Shiki, step back.
Yohei: You... heh, it's been a while, hasn't it?
Iori: Hahaha! Danna, have ya been healthy? Ya even became a full-fledged bar master! Haha! We came here to greet y'all before the battle!
(Iori slaps Yohei's back.)
Yohei: O-oi! Stop that!
Hokusai: Ah... Ryuu...!
Ryuu: Hmm? Huh...? I feel like I've seen you guys somewhere... uhm... Oh, yeah! Monkey, pheasant, and dog! [4]
Satsuki: This ain’t Momotarou! And I'm not a monkey! Don't look down on me!
Hokusai: Ryuu... you haven't changed.
Yohei: Ryuu. Leave the cleaning and just bring in the signboard.
Ryuu: Okay~!!! Hey, hey, get outta the way!!! Ryuu-kun's coming through! Vroom, vro-ro-room, vroom, vroom!
Zen: Oops!
Ryuu: Get out, outta the way!!
Zen: Haha, he's really energetic.
Reo: So? Can we go in or what?
Saimon: Haha. Yes, of course. You've came all the way to greet us - there's no way we'll send you back.
Ryuu: Welcome to Bar 4/7.
Shiki: Please sit in the counter seat.
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Zen: Well then, I'll have a lemon sour, please.
Yohei: Gotcha. Iori's gimlet, right?
(Yohei makes the drinks and put the glasses on the table.)
Iori: Yeah, thanks.
(Iori drinks.)
Iori: Ah-ha~ As I thought, alcohol hafta be this! Oh, yeah! Please serve something for our kids, too.
Reo: Then, I want a pudding a la mode!
Yohei: We have no such things.
Reo: Eeh, you don't!? Then, tapioca milk tea!
Yohei: Sigh...
Satsuki: I'll have... uh, that... I'll have bourbon.
Shiki: H-huh!? B-but...
Satsuki: Huuh!? What!?
Shiki: A-ah... um...
Zen: Hmph!
(Zen hits Satsuki.)
Satsuki: That hurts!! What's that for!?
Zen: Don't get carried away! You can drink alcohol after you're 20. Juice's enough for Satsuki-kun!
Satsuki: Tch. Fine!
Ryuu: You want some kibi-dango? [5]
Satsuki: I told you we're not Momotarou!
Ryuu: Even though you'd get a bonus of becoming Ryuu-kun's servant...
Satsuki: All the more reason for not needing it!
Ryuu: Then, Kuu-chan, what about you? [6]
Hokusai: Mm... I'm fine with anything.
Ryuu: You're fine with anything? Then, I'll give you Charismatic Bartender Ryuu-kun's Special Drink!
You are! The member of this drink! Become 100 times more cheerful! There's no choice but to drink this late in the game! Soda and coffee, tabasco, and oof, it's spicy! And to top it off, matcha, Kuu-chan's green!
Ryuu-kun's special drink for Kuu-chan... along with the smell of gutter.
(Ryuu-kun puts the glass on the counter.)
Hokusai: Thanks for the drink.
(Hokusai drinks.)
Hokusai: It's terrible. But good job for making it with all your might, Ryuu. There, there.
(Hokusai pats Ryuu.)
Ryuu: Riiight!? That's 'cause Ryuu-kun's a genius! I'm scared of my own talent~!
Yohei: Jeez... how'd he manage to make something like that?
Saimon: Haha. You're right.
(Satsuki's stomach grumbles.)
Satsuki: Aah... I'm kinda hungry. Hey, uncle! Don't you have anything to eat?
Yohei: Haa? Look, what do you think this place is?
Iori: Oh, then, Satsuki, I'll give you pocket money. Go and eat ramen or something with everyone else!
Satsuki: Huh!? Seriously!?
Iori: Yeah. 'Raimen' should still be open by now.
Ryuu: How nice~ Ryuu-kun wants to eat, too! With lots and lots and lots of garlic on top of the noodle~!
Iori: Ah, I see. Then go with them, with that kid, too.
Ryuu: Yaay! Yay, yay, yay! We gonna eat ramen! He said you can come too, Shiki! Nice, isn't it!?
Shiki: Ah... but, I'd feel bad...
Reo: You're coming, right, Ando-kun?
Hokusai: Let's go together...
Satsuki: Hm? 'Sup with you guys? How'd you know his name?
Reo: Haa? He's from the same school as us!
Satsuki: Seriously!?
Hokusai: Yeah... we're part time students, but Ando-kun's full-time. [7]
Shiki: Y-yes... we're from the same school... more or less.
Reo: We pass by him a lot on the way to school, don't tell me you didn't notice at all, Satsuki?
Satsuki: Huh... Ando, you bastard, what are you being reserved for? Are ya makin' fun of us, thinking 'I don't wanna eat with part time students'!? Ha!?
Shiki: A-ah, uh, I didn't mean...
Iori: Satsuki!
Satsuki: W-what!?
Iori: Stop pickin' strange fights, be good pals and go!
Satsuki: Eeh? Okay.
Saimon: Sorry for having you take care of our children as well.
Iori: 'skay, 'skay. Something like this's fine, once in a while.
Reo: Haha! Well then, we're going! Thank you, Big Bro!
Saimon: Everyone, be careful on the way.
(Reo opens the door and walks out with everyone.)
Ryuu: Happy and Macho, thank you, obbligato!
(Ryuu walks out.)
Iori: Happy... does he mean me?
Zen: Macho... hm... not bad.
Iori: Zen...
Yohei: Sigh... it's finally quiet.
Iori: Nah, I'm really s'prised! I knew you're working after leaving our group, but, haha, ya've mellowed down more than I thought!
Yohei: Hah. Even I'm not gonna be a child forever.
Saimon: Haha. Then, it'd be nice if you get even more mellower.
Yohei: Shut up. Don't say useless things.
Zen: Um, Kanbayashi-san, excuse me. May I get another cup?
Yohei: Yeah, of course. You want something different?
Zen: Well, since I'm here already, something low-sugar, please.
Yohei: Then, it's around tequila... gin, or brandy, huh?
Zen: Hm? This maneki-neko on the counter... it looks very similar to Young Master's.
Iori: Ah, that, huh? Not just similar, they're the exact same thing.
Zen: Eh, is that so...? Why is there the same thing here?
(Yohei lit his cigarette and smokes.)
Yohei: This maneki-neko... was given to me by the boss.
Saimon: 'Boss'? Who is that?
Yohei: Boss is... the head of Suiseki-group who I was indebted to.
Iori: There was a time when we worked as a pair, danna and I.
Yohei: Yeah, yeah. Back when we manage the cabaret club and became bodyguards.
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Iori: What's up, danna? Piano's not your style, right? What's up suddenly? [8]
Yohei: Haha. I just thought I'd dabble in it a bit. 'Cause it seems I have the sense for it.
Iori: Who told you that kinda thing?
(From far away.)
Mob-AT: I'll order one more tower. [9]
Cabaret girls: Really? Yay~! Tower~!
Mob-AT: Let's go!
Cabaret girls: You're the best~!
Iori: Oh, my, my. Seems like that guy's being flashy today, too. Look, he keeps ordering the good bottles. If we said Boss-style, he's 'merry', isn't he. [10]
Yohei: Hm? Oh, it's the guys from Alter Trigger Company.
Iori: Seriously, they keep coming without getting bored at all. Well, that's a good thing for us, though.
(Sounds of glass breaking.)
Cabaret girls: Kya!? What's going on?
Iori: Huh?
Mobs: Oi, you there, stop fuckin' around! The fuck's with this club? What kinda shitty service is this, huh!?
Yohei: What's up with those guys...?
Mobs: Under whose permission is this shitty club operating!? Oi!?
Yohei: Is he some other group's guys?
Cabaret girls: Ah...!
Cabaret girls: Hey, what's wrong with everyone? Calm down...!
Iori: That doesn't matter right now. The Alter Trigger guys are currently drinking comfortably. Before the rating of the club drops, we’d better do something.
(Sounds of glass breaking and alarms going off.)
Cabaret girls: What...?
Iori: Customers, just now, a small fire started in the kitchen. Our staffs will lead the way, so please evacuate immediately! Cast members, please don't go out and show the way to the customers.
Yohei: This way! Please calm down.
Mobs: Oi, bastard, what's this-
Iori: You guys, stay here, alright?
Mobs: Stop fuckin'... around...
Iori: Alright?
Mobs: Ugh...
Yohei: Oi, Iori. I got them all out.
Iori: Yeah, thanks for that, danna. With this, there's only us around.
Yohei: What the hell are you guys planning? Messing around?
Iori & Yohei: Let's hear all about it.
Notes
[1] Maneki-neko or ‘beckoning cat’, said to invite customers and luck.
[2] Calls - since it’s cabaret club, essentially you can choose which hostess you want to accompany you drinking. So that means Anne gets called for by the customers the most times.
[3] Danna. There are a lot of ways to translate this, one of them being ‘master’ or ‘boss’ - the nuance is almost like ‘bro’, but more respectful. Since both ‘(gang) boss’ and ‘(bar) master’ has been used, to avoid confusion I opted for danna in italics.
[4] Monkey, pheasant, and dog are Momotarou’s companion in the folklore Momotarou. Google it up!
[5] Kibi-dango is the food Momotarou gave to the three animals that accompany him.
[6] Kuu-chan. I’m pretty sure this nickname comes from how Ryuu calls Masaki a ‘pheasant’, since birds cry ‘coo, coo’.
[7] Part-time schedule or teiji-sei is a school schedule that started in the evening for people who wants to get a high school diploma but has to work in the day for a living. Full-time, vice versa, is the usual schedule (school starts in the morning and ends in the evening).
[8] I don’t know if it shows in this translation, but in the flashback Iori speaks in a normal, unaccented way. So yes, he’s one million times cooler (in my opinion!).
[9] Tower, as in champagne tower. It’s likely the most expensive thing you can order in a club.
[10] Merry, or gokigen, is also Iori’s catchphrase in the current timeline of the series.
[*] Mob names. ‘Mob-AT’ is the guy from Alter Trigger. I don’t know where the other mobs are from unless specified.
I have no words except Iori... Iori, oh my god.
I’m sorry for being mean to you before. I love you. Not as much as I do Allen, but I love you.
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