#YA LIKE JAZZ

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Hello (◍•ᴗ•◍) u saw that your request were open. Can you write some romantic headcanons of bowser with his s/o, it can be fluffy or spicy whichever you're comfortable with thank you in advance

Alright, Coming up!

Bowser Romantic Headcanons.

Meeting:

You know how dragons like to make hoards of anything that’s shiny, and glimmering, and just want it all to themselves?

That’s the closest thing that Bowser felt after he met you.

Granted, it was pure accident that you met because he accidentally kidnapped you instead. Well, HIS minions made the mistake of kidnapping you.

You were Peach’s Royal Attendant. You were taking care of some of Peach’s documents while she was in a meeting when it happened.

“You ain’t Peach!!” Bowser Growled at you with his claw dangerously close to your face. You gulped nervously at the predicament you were forced into. “N-No Sir, I’m not. I’m just her attendant. Please don’t hurt me”.

 He huffs in frustration. He’ll be sure to punish the idiotic minions that make this mistake. But what to do with you? “...You’re not totally useless. I can make this work.” “Huh?”

 He was going to use you as a hostage to make Peach agree to marry him. She cares way too much for her people to leave you in danger. It’s the perfect plan!

So that’s how you were trapped in a cage, waiting currently for someone to rescue you as Bowser planned a letter to threaten the Peach with for your Safety.

Welp. With nothing better else to do, you might as well try to make conversation if you’re going to be here for a while.

“So….Got any hobbies?”

Bowser raises an eyebrow at you. “What?”

Safe to say, Bowser was very annoyed at your attempts to make small talk. But he entertained the idea since he was running blank on what to write to the Princess.

Maybe if he decided to talk to you a bit, You’ll eventually stop talking altogether.

And maybe fix this writer’s block.

Neither happens. 

You were a chatterbox, and he seemed to lose interest in the letter altogether.

You were genuinely curious about him since you’d only heard about him From Peach.

He was Scary, but you couldn’t help but look at him in interest.

And he….didn’t mind. Actually, the way you looked at him in curiosity when he talked made him a little Bashful. Not many ask a lot about him

No one appreciates his awesomeness in all its glory, so you asking about him kinda…made him want to talk to you too.

Peach is usually silent when he tries to talk to her, so it's nice to talk to someone for a change.

Both of you didn’t realize how late it was until Kamek came to remind him that Dinner was ready.

It was shocking to him he talked to you so much without getting bored and shocked him even more that he didn’t want the conversation to end.

That lasted for about 3 days before Mario and Luigi came to the rescue.

And Of Course, he got his ass handed to him.

Mario grabs your hand as he walks away from the barely conscious Bowser. “Come on-a (Y/N). The Princess was-a so worried about you.” You followed the bros out the front door of his castle, but you turn quickly to look at Bowser. “Bye, Bowser! See you Later!” Bowser lays there as the three of you left, contemplating was you just said. ‘’Later’?...later…..Later.” 

There was definitely going to be a Later.

Pre-Relationship:

  He starts ‘kidnapping’ more frequently. To the Point where Both his minions and Peach notice it.

“Sire, Why are we taking this Human instead of the Princess? What could the servant provide that we can’t just get from the Princess immediately?” Bowser Glares at the Koopa, and stomps towards them, making the Koopa jump in fear. “Are you questioning me!? I know what I’m doing! We need that servant because she’s more likely to tell us things without a fight! I’m going to use it against this Kingdom when the time is Right!” Translation: I miss this human a lot but couldn’t think of a reasonable way of seeing them again so I kidnap them so they’ll have no choice but to spend time with me, but I won’t admit that to anybody.

Princess Peach runs up to you to inspect your face as Mario and Luigi save you again. “Thank Goodness you're alright! Did that Monster hurt you? I’m so sorry you got dragged into this.” “Princess, I'm Fine, Really. Don’t worry about it. Mario and Luigi saved me so all is good with the world.” Translation: Bowser has no idea how to ask to hang out so I gotta keep up this facade until either I ask him personally to hang out. I had a fun time with him but I don’t want you to freak out at this.

He has obvious favoritism for you. 

It’s laughable to even call you a prisoner because you don’t even sit in the cage when he kidnaps you.

He orders his minions to prepare a room for you.

He even made sure they got delicious food sent to your room when supper was ready.

You don’t attempt to run since you enjoy his company and he enjoys yours.

Kamek and the rest of his minions as You and Bowser talk about certain topics walking down the Royal Hallway. Bowser notices this and glares at them. “Is there something you need to say?” He rhetorically asks in a dark tone.” They stop looking and stand guard quickly. Bowser's face softens, looking down back at you. “As you were saying?”

He is also a little touchy with you. He usually has his hand on your back when you talk. Also has you sat on his forearm when he wants you to be closer.

He’s a little touch-starved. He forgets that he has to act like he’s holding you prisoner.

 Mario and Luigi came to ‘rescue’ you for the 8th time. It was different today. They defeated his defenses but when they came to the throne room, he wasn’t ready for them to come. He was asleep. He was on his some curled up in a sleeping position and there you were, next to his face as he held you down with his arm, pulling you close to him.

The Mario Bros stare at yall in shock. You shush them when you spot them and waved them over quietly. They come and you carefully wiggle out of Bowser’s Grasp. “Let’s go.” You whisper quietly. They nod and head out the front. You take a piece of paper and leave a note. I’ll be coming over next week, You don’t have to pick me up anymore. - (Y/N).

You tuck the note under his hand, and placed a soft kiss on his cheek, leaving before he woke up. He smiles in his sleep.

                   Post-Relationship

      Congratulations! You have the Koopa King’s Heart in your Hands now.

Achievement unlocked: Bowser will now kill for you.

But yeah, if you thought he was sweet before. Get ready for that time 3.

He just wants to make you happy and bathe you in riches.

Are you hungry? He gets the minions to make a 5-star gourmet dish just to your liking.

Thirsty?  He will bring you a gold chalice embedded with shining jewels.

Is it too hot? Minions! Fan my lover and get them the coldest water we got!

Enemy needs to be wiped out? Say the word and he will bring them to your knees begging for mercy.

Calls you Starlight and Firefly because of how you brighten the room.  Along with nicknames like Honey, and Sweetheart.

Also, be prepared for him to be right under you or more like you very close to him

He will pick you up in his hands just because. No reason. He just wants to hold you and keep you close.

He is very gentle when he has you in his hand. It makes you feel safe when he wraps his fingers around you lovingly. Claws never tearing your clothes or breaking the skin. You are treated as fragile as precious glass art.

He still has this urge to just pinch your cheeks and squeeze you a bit. You’re just too cute for your own. (Even when you’re doing absolutely nothing.)

Have you sitting on his lap when he’s sitting on his throne until yours is done being built.

Please kiss is on his snoot. He will melt at the affection with hearts in his eyes.

Please kiss him more. He craves it. He will wag his tail when you do.

You know how possessive and protective Dragons get with their treasure. Be prepared for that.

He will be so stubborn when you have to go to the Peach’s castle and try to get you to stay longer.

Do you have to go so soon? It’s early. Why don’t you stay another hour…or 2. Or you can’t wait till tomorrow? Or next week? Next Month? Next Year?    

He has to fight this instinct to just grab you and keep him under him so that he can keep you all to himself.

…He only controls it 3 times out of 10.     

Literally has you cuddled up under him in your shared bedroom because he doesn’t even want to share you with the Princess.  You were a little annoyed.

He gives you his best puppy dog eyes to make you less angry. You can’t stay mad at that face.

Fine, But You’re going in the next hour.

He lets out a content purr as you settled into him.

He literally loves you so much. He hopes you stay forever.

He is so ready to ask for your hand in marriage.

He hopes you say yes.

#i think i over did it. hope you like it though. #bowser x reader #bowser #reader #bowser x y/n #super mario #smb x reader #im on a roll #my eyes are twitching #ya like jazz #my fingers are to big for my phone. #Curse my sasuage fingers!!

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

watching the bee movie

that is all

…

on that note- everyone should go looked at my pinned post

#ya like jazz #hellsite hall of fame #hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit #hellsite hall of fame curators bullshit #the bee movie #bee movie

[mariagalleriax]

Midvalley the Hornfreak really was just some fucking guy. Think about it. Dominque the Cyclops had that cool thing going on, Legato was a menace that could telepathically annihilate you, Elendira was a bad bitch with giant nails, what was that samurai dudes name again? forgot. 

and then there’s Midvalley. What does he do? What is his weapon? A fucking SAXOPHONE. I wonder why Knives was like, mmmm yes. I need a little jazz in my ensemble. 

Also, dying by saxophone is such an L. Imagine dying by saxophone. Kneeling over because of a B-flat. That’s just insane. 

I love this man. Hope he’s sexy in stampede. 

#trigun #trigun maximum #badlands rumble #trigun stampede #gung ho guns #midvalley the hornfreak #millions knives #jazz #ya like jazz #yasuhiro nightow

[starrynightsxo]

snoopy is my comfort character <3

#snoopy #snoopy brown #animated #cartoon #peanuts #peanuts movie #charlie brown #woodstock #aesthetic #snoopy art #appreciation post #cute animals #image source: pinterest #i love him #love snoopy #literally me #ya like jazz #(snoopy tho) #random post #but tbf #hes worth it

[briaryoung]

#chonny jash #chonnys charming chaos compendium #cccc #cj whole #meme #ya like jazz #chonny jash meme #chonny jash memes #ya like jash #chonny #jash #chonnyjash

[skuzzinfish]

inquiring minds want to know

#DISCLAIMER: this is all in good fun if jon wants this down i will take it down i just saw the headshots and my mind said #ya like jazz #jon matteson #paul matthews #the guy who didnt like musicals #starkid

[softedgessculptures]

Quick doodle with Armin. He grew up with his eyes nailed to this chubby doll and didn't had the guts to call herr until started going crazy!! 🤯👹

#LOL THEY'RE SO CUTE #i've seen so many cases of racism in this shit that i feel like drawing 7128x more black ppl with AOT #why people are like this bad!!!??!!!!!!!!??? #btw I loved they two so bad 😢😢😢😢❤️❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜 #armin #armin arlert #aot x black reader #attack on titan x reader #i'm very tired so i posted on my personal #ya like jazz #my art #my doodles

[missriggie]

WELL IT HAS BEEN A WHILE SO GUESS WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING

#funny #baldurs gate fanart #baldur's gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 gale #bee movie #ya like jazz #funny memes #miss riggie #quick sketch

[shortcakelils]

So do ya like jazz?

(I generally hope you remember this LMAO)

HELP I DO REMEMBER THAT LMAOOOO

#ask #post #meme #ya like jazz #this is so old AKJHJS

[camomilef1eld]

#poppy playtime #meme #ya like jazz #catnap #poppy playtime chapter 3

[the-trans-queen]

A DreamWorks smash roster for fun

#shrek 2 #megamind #kung fu panda #trolls band together #trolls 3 #dreamworks animation #how to train your dragon #puss in boots #death puss in boots #madagascar #super smash bros #bee movie #httyd hiccup #jack frost #velvet trolls #princess fiona #tigress #ya like jazz

[avatar-mikazuki]

Do a little jig for me, magic man!

#ya like jazz #lets dance #obey me #obey me! #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me solomon

[stevesbipanic]

One day Robin tells the gang that she always wanted to start a band, Eddie is of course excited to hear this news until she reveals it would be a jazz band.

#ya like jazz #eddie stranger things #robin stranger things #stranger things #stranger things s4 #st4 #eddie munson #robin buckley #robin and her trumpet #stranger things season 4 #ficlet

[quotidian-oblivion]

✨Out of context lines shitpost Pt. 6✨

Part 5

@mispeltnostalgia and Quo are back at it again!

With the power of chaos and burnout, we bring to you: shit things we said in class as the batfam.

because of the burnout it was harder to be funny soz

~

[during Steph’s Robin era] Bruce: Who wants this used alcohol wipe? Steph: Me! *goes to put the wipe in her mouth* Bruce: Steph, no! You’re still underage! ~ Tim, with a sad face: I’m too burnt out to be funny ~ Dick: Use capital letters Barbara: *deletes the word and turns on caps lock* Dick: NOT LIKE THAT! ~ Damian, referring to Steph: Hang on, I need to call my local arsonist. ~ Dick: I must have bee vibes for family dinner tomorrow Jason: *slowly going on Google* Dick: I swear if you pull up the bee movie— Jason: *slowly turns laptop to him* 

Dick: …Actually I hate jazz. Fuck you. Note: Nog, while deciding who would say who: I feel like it would be Dick. He did choose a bright yellow cape. This man would dress up as a bee. ~ Bruce, while picking up Damian from school: You made people cry, Damian. Damian: That was the point. Bruce: You ruined their lives, Damian. Damian: Good. ~ Bruce: I just got a complaint from Lucius Tim: What’s up? Bruce: Did you just end an email sent to Lex with ‘Slay the day away’? Tim: Yeah. Why? Note: Nogolsta is a threat to professional society ~ Tim: *accidentally bumps into someone* Tim: Oh sorry dude, *goes in for a high five*. Guy: What? Excuse me? Tim: Alright man, all good. Have a nice day.  Damian: Did you… did you not see his badge? Tim: No? Damian: He was a government official. Tim: Oops. Oh well Damian: You are a disgrace, Drake. Note: Quo is on the FBI list for being a writer, but Nogolsta is on the list for giving someone a hi-five.  Correction: trying to give someone a hi-five ~ Jason: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see? Tim: *slowly raises glasses* I see popcorn.

#quotidian convos #nogolsta says hi #tim drake #dick grayson #jason todd #bruce wayne #dc #batfam #robin #damian wayne #batman #dc robin #robin dc #batfamily #barbara gordon #stephanie brown #bee movie #ya like jazz #nog hates that #i love it #batfam incorrect quotes #batfamily incorrect quotes

[metaldax]

Ya like jazz??🎶🎷

#drawing #artists on tumblr #ghost and pals #ghost vocaloid #vocaloid #vocaloid songs #draw #pente ghost and pals #pente #honey im home #honey i'm home #ya like jazz #traditional art #traditional drawing

[suiginmigasuto87]

"Ya Like Jazz?"

#my little pony: fim #my little pony #mlp oc #creeper #aw man #minecraft #ya like jazz #@suiginmigasuto87 #meme