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yarnpenguin · 2 months
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I really struggle to understand why people are SO salty over Gale requiring three (3) items. It's slightly more "oh no" in a Gale origin playthrough given that the item that Tara gives you is an entire ring of evasion and if you've long rested before doing much, you may not have any alternatives.
But if and when those conditions are not the case... what the hell kind of dancing lights emergencies are you having in this game that you feel the need to hoard KOMIRA'S LOCKET? Are you that hard-pressed and desperate for gold every second of act 1 that you must sell every magic item that you don't have use for with your party make up? Because lots of those items really are of no use if you don't have certain classes in your party.
As for money--how am I the only player in all the land who waltzes into Rivington for the first time with more gold than I can ever possibly spend in the game even if I buy a goddamn statue?
But as for Hotfix 17 and changing Gale's reaction to not being given items... well, it's not like the man won't BLOW UP A HUGE CHUNK OF THE SWORD COAST or anything. It's not like he's ACTIVELY DYING. It's not like HE'S IN PAIN WHEN THE ORB DOES ITS ORB SHIT.
Like, y'all are salty that you have to give this dude stuff to keep him alive and salty that he doesn't like being in pain.
People aren't necessarily sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows when they're in severe pain.
Ask me how I know.
Gale getting cranky and potentially fucking off make loads of sense. Like, we don't want "plot holes" in our fiction, we want things to be "realistic"... getting angry about being in pain and being refused help is extremely realistic. Not wanting to die and take countless people with you is realistic.
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thehusbandoden · 2 months
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My Pleasure -Crush!Kirishima Eijiro x Childhood Friend!Reader
A/n: I think this is my first time posting something like this. Hope you like it!
I'm trying to get back into writing but I've been super busy getting my life together and doing crap I've postponed for months done loll
General info:
Genre: pure fluff \\ wc: 824 \\ kinda like friends to lovers but it's super short 😅 \\ posted: 01/17/2024
Summary:
Y'all are childhood best friends but caught some feelings~ <3
A/n 2: I have abt 36 requests to get to 💀
They keep piling- but I adore them! Don't be afraid to request, they're always open! <3 (requesting rules)
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You sat at the cafeteria table, quietly talking with the other girls in class-A. Slowly picking at your food, Mina’s loud question grabbed your attention.  
“Hey y/n! You like Kirishima- don't you?” She giggled, wiggling her eyebrows playfully at you.  
Heat flooded your cheeks as you gape at her, quickly looking around to make sure none of the boys heard her. Todoroki and Tokoyami were sitting nearby, but they weren’t really the gossipy type.  
“Mina! Talk quieter!” You hiss under your breath, your e/c orbs searching the room for your redheaded best friend.  
“Sorry!“ She giggled, grasping your hands. “But tell me!” She whisper-shouted.  
“I-I mean... k-kinda... b-but we’re just friends! A-and it would be really weird if w-we y-y'know....” several of the girls started giggling, causing you to groan in embarrassment. “You’re going to draw attention!” You whine.  
  “You guys would be so cute together! You should confess!” Hagakure exclaimed, grabbing the attention of several of the boys in the cafeteria.  
“Hagakure!” You whine, throwing a crumpled napkin at her.  
“Sorry sorry!” She giggled, attempting to bring her very loud voice down. You hesitantly look back at the boys in class-A.  
Izuku was looking at the other girls curiously and ever so slightly concerned. Iida was yapping about some test coming up as Bakugo scowled at your table. His crimson eyes seemed to bore into you. Like he knew.  
The boy in question was joking with Denki, laughing at another of his lame jokes. Blushing, you couldn’t help but stare. Mina gasped in delight- grabbing his attention. His ruby eyes meet yours and he grins softly, his cheeks reddening.  
Letting out a choked gasp of surprise, you fall back into Jiro. She tried not to laugh as she helped you sit back into your seat properly. You forced yourself to focus on your food as you felt a pair of eyes boring into your back.  
Mina and Hagurke continued to fawn over their new “ship”, Ochacko occasionally piping in. The bell rang and you swiftly stood up, rushing towards the bin to throw your trash away. Right as you get to the trash bins, you bump into something strong and warm. Looking up, to your horror; you see the boy that stole your heart: Eijiro Kirishima.  
“O-oh sorry!” You gasp, milk soaking into your shirt as you fret over Kirishima. “Y/n, your shirt.” He chuckles, a hint of concern on his face as he throws his trash away swiftly, placing his tray down as he gently grabbed your own.  
Looking down, you realize what he was talking about. “O-oh!”  
“Do you need an extra?” He grinned, blushing at your cuteness.  
“N-no! I-I mean... I-I don’t have anything else...”  
“You can borrow my hoodie... if that’s fine with you. I’m sure Aizawa Sensei would be fine with you breaking the school’s dress code for something like this.  
“A-are you sure? Wouldn’t that be a problem for you?”  
"Of course! Here- I'll go get it from my locker, you go clean up. I’ll knock on the girls’ bathroom when I grab it.”  
“O-okay... thanks.” You flush.  
“My Pleasure.”  
~~~ 
After putting on Kiri’s hoodie you hesitantly leave the bathroom, the crimson material making you look even cuter. Kiri blushed as he saw it. “Thanks again.” You murmur sheepishly, rubbing your wrist nervously.  
“It really is nothing... don’t mention it...”  
“You truly are the best.” You tease, poking his nose. Though you’ve recently developed feelings for the boy, you can’t forget the countless years of friendship between the two of you, making you comfortable around one another... well, until a few months ago.  
“H-hey y/n...?”  
“Y-yeah?”  
“I- uh... I caught you s-staring... and I-I was just wondering if y-you...” Kiri’s cheeks were a bright red as he looked down at the floor shyly.  
You blush, realizing that he not only caught you- but he was still hung up on it. “D-do I what?”  
“L-like me?” He whispered, his hopeful ruby eyes meeting your widened e/c ones.  
“L-like more than a friend?” You blabber.  
“Y-yeah....”  
“I-I mean... I- uh...” you flush. “Yes...” you whisper softly.  
Kirishima grinned, wrapping you in a tight hug as he kissed your forehead. “I knew it! I knew you liked me back!”  
“K-Kiri?!” You flush, your face turning a dark shade of red.  
“Y/n, will you make me the happiest teenager in the world and let me take you on a date?” Kirishima asked dramatically, his ruby eyes shining with romance and adoration. Kiri always was quite the romantic, treating you like a queen even when your relationship was platonic.  
“Y-yes. Of course...” you flush. Kiri grinned, holding your hand gently as he pressed a sweet kiss to the back of it, causing your body to burn in embarrassment.  
“Food and a walk at the park? We could watch the sunset or go star gazing... up to you.”  
“Thanks Kiri...” you hum softly, kissing his cheek. 
Grinning, he flushed. “My pleasure, Pebble.”  
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1111jenx · 3 years
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Hi! What houses, placements rule how we dress in the chart? Thank u!
Hello thereee
I hope you're having an amazing day! Regarding your question, I can think of a few! 😆
Astro and Personal Style
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I'd look into:
The 2nd house ruler/ascpects to 2nd house: While the 7th house is how people see you in close relationship, 2nd house talks a lot about your self-esteem and value, as its ruled by Venus, 2nd house ruler can show us a lot about our style and how we dress!! (it can show us how we're gonna make the most money too LOL) Also, check the aspects 2H ruler have! The tighter the orb is the more significant it is! (eg: 2H ruler - Aquarius Sun conjunct Saturn -> very put together sense of fashion, boujee, expensive yet look very modern.)
Your Venus and you Mars. Like it or not these two planets can seriously tell you how you dress. I notice that masculine signs tend to be very flashy or in your face kinda energy🤣 while femine signs tend to lean more on dressing casually but still very chic and clean.
I think the sun also comes to play too!! Even your mercury and moon can be a huge indicator:) this totally depends on ur prominent planets! (chart ruler, dominant planets, etc) Check its aspects to the ASC and 2H ruler! I would even go as far as taking the degree into consideration as everything matters! Find out more about degree theory here beautiful 🦋 (fire degree will dress to be noticed/try to add more red or bright colours to their clothes and usually love to be trendy, air degree like to stand out and to look different, water degree look very relatable and sultry, earth degree are in love with business attire,etc)
Placements in ur 1H and aspects your 1H rulers make!<3 Mercurian 1H usually look fantastic with silver jewellery and have this playfulness with their clothes, Mars 1H LOVE showing skin, Jupiter 1H dress however tf they feel like, etc.
Fire placements loves to be seen, air placements usually dress very trendy but unique and flattering and earth placements dress to impress and to be functional, water placements dress for their moody and feels to be acknowledged.
eg: I have Leo rising, 2nd house in Virgo 17°(leo degree), my Mercury(Virgo) is in Gemini (also mercury) in the 10th house.
-> I LOVE business attire and kinda flashy, expensive looking LOL. Anything satin, monotone of simple yet eye-catching prints got me like🥰 I loveee tops that show my curves and dresses that hug my waist! Also I either look hella crusty or very put together, no in between😀
So thats barely brush off the top of this whole idea! If you guys have more questions or fun facts, be sure to share in the comment<3
Post you and your style with your placements and tag me in it, i'd love to see and analyze it with y'all🥳🥳
love,
saint jenx🖤
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autisticburnham · 2 years
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My Top Posts in 2021
#5
I'm not Asian, so I'm not the one to say it, but definitely something to be said abt the fact that George Takei learned fencing specifically so he wouldn't fall into a stereotype by using a katana and then 2009 gave Sulu a katana
2052 notes • Posted 2021-09-20 05:31:51 GMT
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Hilarious. Even changelings know that O'Brien's life sucks
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[Image: the meme of a drawing of a wizard staring at an orb on the table in front of him, edited to have a tribble over the orb. End.]
2701 notes • Posted 2021-11-27 19:43:10 GMT
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Shout the fuck out to whoever made the decision to give Data a cat. No decision in Star Trek has ever topped that
3140 notes • Posted 2021-08-08 19:02:15 GMT
#1
I think Chris Pine should pull an Andrew Garfield and just start saying Kirk is bi. What are they gonna do? Cancel aos for the 15th time?
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Jesus christ, y'all, that tribble post is from this month
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boop-le-snoot · 3 years
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PARTY FAVOURS I CHAPTER 17
First time reader click here
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TWs/Summary: Feelings! PTSD! Anxiety! Clint! Team bonding! Reader is a badass 😍 And comic book medical accuracy .
Un-beta-ed.
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"It smells like a liquor factory in here," Bucky's voice came from the kitchenside, followed by noises of the team's arrival. Via portal, because the elevator made zero noise.
"I suggest you avoid the area around me and Clint. It might be contaminated." My voice sounded sharp to my own ears. I sat in silence for several hours, waiting for the team's return, while Clint restlessly dozed next to me.
My words caused the team to freeze in their tracks, owlishly blinking at me and at Clint laying sprawled on the floor, surrounded by plastic bags and biological hazard containment units. Tony's helmet swiftly covered his face - I heard muffled sounds coming from within, probably Friday's explanations. In seconds, the helmet retracted, showing an extremely worried Tony.
"How do you feel, Princess? Any weakness, any pain?"
"No symptoms, Tony. Just a fuckton of anxiety," I admitted, avoiding the concerned looks of Tony's teammates. "I almost drowned the room in alcohol but warned you just to be safe. Also, your alien pathogen protocol sucks."
"We made it so unauthorized personnel wouldn't get their hands on Thor's or Loki's blood samples," Bruce supplied meekly from where he was leaning against Steve, wearing a tattered hoodie and his hulk-out pants. "Off to decon we go," The scientist sighed. "Friday, code seven-zero-three-five-five. Pull up the data you gathered. In the shower." The man was exhausted, yet the call of science seemed to give Bruce a tiny energy boost. With newfound determination, he waddled to the communal showers, the rest of the team in tow.
Natasha's stare was truly unnerving. I was fully aware she and Barton had long history; the fact that I had to respond to one of the deadliest assassins if I had made even the slightest mistake - anxiety mixed with blind terror in me. I fought the nausea and the headache, focusing on Clint's hair between my fingers. His steady breathing.
He'd be okay. He had to be okay.
"You did great, Princess," The time passed in a blink. Bruce's warm hands were encompassing mine - gently pulling me away from Clint. I looked at Banner's face with unseeing eyes.
"I heard what Friday said and I can only applaud your quick thinking. You saved his life," Strange, sounding uncharacteristically quiet and bashful, parroted Bruce, hovering behind the scientist. His angular face was contorted in sorrow. "I believe I should apologize for dropping Barton onto you like that. I underestimated the extent of his injuries." The man sounded so, so guilty.
"I saved his life," I repeated in disbelief. Surely they were exaggerating.
"You did, malysh. For that, I am grateful," Natasha's hand found my own, squeezing briefly, before following Steve that had picked up a still-sleeping Clint, to, presumably, carry him to medical. "Come on, Banner, we need you."
Banner gave me a brief squeeze of his own, taking his leave, scurrying after Romanoff. I was left awkwardly standing in front of Strange, both of us disheveled and dazed.
"I ordered pizza," I said, just to fill the grim silence.
"Okay," Just like that, he snapped out of his trance, sitting down on the couch and picking up his food.
The others trickled in, Bucky, Pete, Thor, Loki, Sam, Wanda, Pietro. I saw it all like it was tinted by a thick fog. Their words made a jumbled cacophony when they reached my ears. Tony's arm around me - that woke me up, slightly. I focused on my favourite thing in the world - the faint smell of him, a mix of soap, machine oil and expensive cologne.
"She's shellshocked," Bucky suddenly said, pointing at me.
"No," I frowned. "No. I may be a fumbling idiot but I don't have PTSD."
Tony's breath stuttered in his chest. Promptly, I was turned around, a pair of intelligent brown orbs sharply gazing into my eyes. "Princess?"
"I'm so glad y'all are alright," I choked out, fisting the cotton of his shirt in my palm. "Even Stephen the asshole. Team bonding wouldn't be the same without his sarcasm," Hurrying to hide the fact that I was scared shitless, I did what I do best. I joked.
"Gods, you two are really a match made in heaven," Wanda's tired voice had 110% eye-roll in it. "So much self-deprication, almost as much as brilliance." The witch usually refrained from commenting on people's private thoughts. Usually, but not that day.
"I am relieved to know you hold me in high regards," Stephen's sarcastic remark made it's way around a mouthful of pizza.
Bucky's phone beeped. "They're saying Clint will be out in a few hours. No permanent damage, the gash on his leg won't scar and he's demanding Tony buy his saviour a cake," With a smile, the soldier read the text's contents out loud. "Also, the resident doc wants to hire you." Bucky pointed at me with a teasing grin.
"I, umm, I," Stammering, way to go. "I just - uh, I googled and I improvised? I'm not a doctor or a scientist, I'm a high school student," I replied, voice raising half an octave higher.
"Told you Tony, she's a friggin' genius," Peter sounded way too smug for someone who had a bruise half the size of his head.
"That she is," Tony's voice... Was different. It was honeyed and warm, blanketing me, surrounding me with safety. His arms tightened around me - not uncomfortably so, just enough to ground his presence in my personal space. I snuggled into him happily - he didn't mind at all. The cold glow and faint humming of his arc reactor calmed me. "Friday, cake. Princess cake from the bakery on Seventeenth."
Wow, Tony knew my favourite kind of cake. That was amazing.
"On it, boss." The AI immediately replied. "Well done, Miss." Friday addressed me with the same tone I heard in the lab. Gentle and understanding. It was so very strange.
We mulled around the living room until the pizza was gone and half the occupants were snoring away, dead where they sat. It was an unanimous decision to pull out the unfolding couch and form a cuddle pile of sorts - after such a long and grueling mission with one of their own facing the brink of death, all the superheroes were more than a little unsettled. I didn't exactly know where I fit in that. Obviously, all of them were close in one way or another. Even Loki and Stephen, seeing them get cussed out by Thor for attempting to leave was kind of amusing.
But it got me wondering. Maybe they felt like imposters, too? After all, I wasn't special. Loki wasn't considered a good guy. And Stephen was too much of a lone wolf. All three of us were comfortable alone, used to dealing on our own.
One look from Tony, Stark-patented puppy eyes, and I was making space for myself and for Stephen. Even if Loki insisted on grumbling all the way through, his exhaustion showed in the way he leaned on Thor's arm, using a weakly glimmering spell to summon himself a book and then closing his eyes for a moment.
Muted cheering broke out the moment elevator doors opened, showcasing a pale but smiling Clint held up on both sides by Natasha and Steve, Bruce half asleep on the blonde's other side.
"Looking pretty good for a dead bitch," Clint grinned in my direction.
I couldn't resist the bait. The boomer knew his memes, after all. "She's alive!"
He patted my leg, making his way to a free spot on the ginormous sofa bed. "Aw, pizza," He groused, spying the empty boxes.
"Should arrive in ten minutes," Bucky quipped, waving his phone. Then, the brunette super-soldier looked at me pointedly. "We usually order double after long missions."
"Duly noted, y'all hungry peoples." I said, filing it away for later. Thinking about more missions, more near-death experiences wasn't something I wanted to handle that very moment.
"So, uh, what exactly happened? My memory is pretty spotty," Clint demanded once he got his hands on some food.
"I also need to know. You're going to have to sign a statement and a mission report," Natasha stated apologetically.
I looked at her, confused. "Like... How many details do you need?"
Tony shifted beside me uncomfortably. I put a steadying hand on his leg - my palm was immediately dwarfed by his own. Natasha gave him a Look. "Fury's eyes only, but SHIELD needs to know how you figured out to neutralise a potential alien threat. Bruce ran some tests and this pathogen is... Pretty nasty, to say the least. It has the survivability to be classified as a potential weapon." Natasha's voice was apologetic, once more.
What have I gotten myself into? I was just trying to save a friend. "First of all, I'm not working for Men in Black, like, ever," I made the point to look her in the eyes. A brief moment later, she nodded. Tony relaxed, exhaling soundly. "Okay, get your reading glasses on. It went like this..." I retold the story, taking careful note to voice my thought processes as much as I remembered them. Save for a few surprised gasps and Tony haphazardly kissing the top of my head, the team gave me no interruptions.
Bruce was the first one to react once I was done. "But... How did you think of bloodletting? It's such an unusual solution," He mumbled more to himself.
"I've watched enough horror movies to know better than to introduce a foreign bacteria, such as antibiotics, to a person with an alien infection," I deadpanned, spying a satisfied smile on Stephen's face. "Worst case scenario, the substitution of infected blood with healthy would have diluted the amount of parasites or deflected their attention from eating away Clint's nerve endings. Him going bazinga from pain was my main concern," I admitted, the archer's pained cries once again filling my ears. The memory was still fresh.
"That makes sense," Bruce nodded.
"And what would you have done?" I asked, unable to withhold my curiosity.
"Sedated Clint while I examine the specimens," Banner replied with the obvious. "Then figure out how to cure the infection."
I nodded along slowly. "I considered that option but ultimately, I was too chicken to entertain the possibility of the parasites interacting with heavy sedatives. Fentanyl affects some of the blood components the parasites eat so only God knows how it might have ended."
Banner was impressed, that much was obvious. Tony's lips once again landed on the crown of my head, gentle and warm. More and more people in the room were giving me impressed, happy, grateful looks. It was strange and I squirmed in my spot, putting the half-eaten pizza slice back in the box, Steve immediately eyeing it in contemplation.
"Have at it, you human garbage disposal," I muttered, laying down comfortably. I was still shivering from the adrenaline rush and the soft blanket cocoon I shared with Tony and Stephen - their combined body heat under it - called to me like a siren.
"Are you well?" Loki noticed my state, casting a dark look over the edge of his book.
"Yeah, just cold. Us humans shiver when coming off an adrenaline rush," I remarked absently, pressing myself closer to Tony.
The engineer laid down, spooning me, tangling our legs together. We slept like that, all over each other, every time I stayed in his bed. It felt comfortable, like home, and nobody seemed to mind. Peter and Wanda, already snoozing away, were in a similarly indisposed state, octopus-ing their nearest teammates. Friends. Family.
My eyes drooped. My chest was about to burst with an odd sort of content - quiet, steady and welcoming. Tony's beard tickled my neck, breaths coming in soft puffs against my nape, spreading warmth all over me.
And there was something - someone warm in front of me, too, I could smell the sandalwood and spices of his cologne. Abandoning all reservations, I shamelessly wrapped both of my arms around a larger, more muscular one, taking note to avoid Stephen's scarred, sensitive hands. The flat of his tummy under my palm was rising and falling steadily, his breathing almost in sync with Tony's and mine.
All of us were safe and alive. It mattered to me, perhaps, more than I'd ever cared to admit out loud. As much as I refused to let them all in, for real and beyond silly gimmicks, they still wormed their way inside my heart, inside my brain. Not with long discussions and talking feelings - hell no, that's the hard and the boring shit, but with simply their presence.
Hugs. Mario Kart tournaments. Cake after I'd done good at something. Sunday morning pancakes for all. Homework. Sciencing together. Catching up on memes and just watching funny YouTube videos together. Playing Twister and Monopoly.
For the first time in my life, I had a stable presence. I belonged somwhere. It felt too good to deny, so once again, I allowed myself to be selfish.
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For every post I created, I reblogged 27.3 posts.
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#this happened with long division! it took me like 2 weeks to learn it from my after-school daycare staff bc my teacher just didn't teach me
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lets get this healing
298 notes • Posted 2021-08-04 15:57:36 GMT
#4
having adhd is typing your messages
like this
because that is how
they enter
your brain
or alternatively:
typing a whole bunch of things in one run-on sentence because you don't want to miss anything and if you hit send right now you'll forget it all or at least you'll forget what connected it to the thing that you said at the beginning of the sentence
311 notes • Posted 2021-06-02 02:37:48 GMT
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straight people can be queer :) y'all just love using language that excludes trans people, aspec people, and poly people <3
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i just love it
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shh don't bother me i'm pondering my orbs (touching my titties)
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joiedecombat · 3 years
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and now for something completely different:
The Longbourn Quarantine
Before I talk about The Longbourn Quarantine I feel like I should acknowledge two things. One is that I'm pretty sure all of us have some shit to work through from the past year or so, in one way or another. The other is that writing is hard, y'all; it's really, really hard.
The Longbourn Quarantine isn't the worst adaptation of Pride and Prejudice that I've read during this whole adventure. It's not even the worst adaptation I managed to finish. It is, however, definitely the most surreal. I stayed up until 3 am on a Sunday morning reading this thing because I just could not look away, and by the time I finished, I felt like I was hallucinating.
At times, Caroline would close her eyes and reach out with eldritch fingers to gently cradle a golden orb floating like a benevolent star warming all around it. This gentle presence was the still and deep peace known as Jane Bennet. Jane's calmness poured balm upon the angry cauldron of Caroline's soul. There also was another: a richer, almost spicy red aura that burst from the gray plane stretching behind Caroline's eyelids. This bouncing, buzzing sphere would come close and brush against Caroline's ethereal being, nourishing it with crimson packets. The exultant essence--both an Elizabeth and a Lizzy--was bountiful with joyous energy.
Don't ask me, I read the whole thing and I still have no clue.
The premise in brief: an epidemic of smallpox is ravaging England, forcing Darcy, Georgiana, and Charles and Caroline Bingley to take shelter at Longbourn (Netherfield has been rendered uninhabitable by looters), where they are obliged to remain under quarantine for two weeks to confirm that none of them have brought the plague with them from London.
The threat of illness and contagion doesn't really bring a lot of tension to the story, though; Darcy and Mary Bennet have both already survived cowpox, and Jane, Elizabeth, and Georgiana have been vaccinated, so the narrative treats them all as effectively immune.
In fact, surprisingly little really happens in this book. A lot of it is taken up by the Bingleys mourning the deaths of the Hursts, and the rest by Wickham turning up about halfway through the story as a squatter in Longbourn's abandoned gamekeeper's cabin, dying of smallpox he contracted via Mary King. For some reason, Darcy takes it upon himself to nurse Wickham through the final stages of his illness, and eventually Wickham asks to unburden himself to Elizabeth, which - for some reason - Darcy finds appropriate to agree to.
There's not much real dialogue in this book so much as strings of connected monologues, since once someone speaks they almost inevitably go on for a good two pages without a breath.
But the prose, y'all.
Even as her thoughts returned to the conference above Mr Bennet's worktable, Mr. Darcy's distinctive scent, reminiscent of sandalwood and spice, rose afresh in her memory's corridors. Once Mr. Darcy perceived an area where he could be useful, his being exuded musk--like a roebuck in rut, perfuming everything within reach.
Have you ever read something and just viscerally known it was written by a dude?
The muscles that rippled beneath Mr. Darcy's superfine topcoat sent shivers from her palm up through her arm. Then the jolt coiled around itself to fly down the mystical cord stretching from behind her breastbone into the chalice of her hips. There its thrumming vibrations unleashed sensations she had felt only in her dreams. Those had been triggered by fantasies. These manifestations rose from her immediate reality, from the presence of the man matching her step for step.
Yeah.
Anyway, Wickham's 17-page speech to Elizabeth more or less resolves what plot there is: he confesses all his sins, explains Darcy's character to her in detail, informs her that Darcy is in love with her and will almost definitely make a hash of his confession and proposal, and asks her to give the man the benefit of the doubt for... some reason.
Once Wickham has conveniently expired, Darcy does indeed drop a variant of the Hunsford proposal on her - worse in this context since they've all been in each other's pockets for two weeks during a terrible crisis and he really ought to know better - and in a truly breathtaking example of missing the goddamn point, Elizabeth politely heads him off to tell him it's okay, she knows he's just nervous, and of course she'll marry him.
Then again, you have to have consistent characterization to have anything resembling character development, and since this is the book that also includes Mrs Bennet giving Kitty and Lydia a detailed lecture on effective grief counseling I'm not sure what I was expecting.
Do not read The Longbourn Quarantine. I'm fairly sure I lost brain cells to this book. I'm only posting about it because I was asked to and because it was such a bizarre experience I feel like I need some kind of proof it actually happened.
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zeros-witness · 3 years
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//Hey y'all! Idk how you're feeling but I'd like to run a Valentine's Day event!
Basically, what y'all are going to be doing is helping Rimuri make Valentine's Day cards to give out to all their little friends.
Here's how this event is gonna go:
• Through my DMs (preferably on Discord), you are allowed to submit text to put on the cards. You're also allowed to discuss design ideas for said card too.
• You're allowed to submit as many ideas as you want, although not all submissions will be placed on the cards.
• If you wanna address special cards from you (or anonymous you) to someone, you can! I'll have the cards watermarked so y'all can use them.
This event ends on February 12th at Midnight CST, to give me plenty of time to finish up submissions and post them on Valentine's Day.
If y'all have any questions, I'll discuss them in #general on the orb server.//
https://discord.gg/Pyt5aNt
//Hope y'all have a nice time!
Here's some example cards I slapped together rq, this ain't gonna be the final design but it gets the point across.//
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//Love, Miette//
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jessemccowbae · 7 years
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EVERYONE AT OVERWATCH IS HOT. A THESIS.
ALRIGHT KIDDOS SADDLE THE FUCK UP.
We have now officially reached the drunk enough to say shit you ort notta said part of the evening. And we have so many new people showing up, and said to myself, damn self, there are so many pretty people showing up tonight. And then I realized why: it is because LITERALLY EVERYBODY HERE IS ATTRACTIVE
I am not making this up. When objectively removing existing friendships and awkwardness and social niceties and power imbalances and general Reasons It Is A Bad Idea, I would most definitely bang everybody in this building.
So naturally before making suhc a statement I needed to double check the entire roster. And make sure I wasn't leaving somebody out or making someone feel bad. Or anything like that, because even if I didn't want to bang you all I still almost entirely like y'all and don't want to cause no hurt feelings. We're still a family and I still love you okay? But I went down the whole list and. I was right. Literally. Everybody. At Overwatch. Is like 100% bangable. Some over 100%.
For the purposes of this I am leaving Bastion and Orisa off the list. Because Orisa is a youngun and probably doesn't have a grasp on such things yet and Bastion seems to be like... three? Four maybe? Mentally? I mean given that we just had to explain porn I think there maybe issues with the concept of sex, much less consent. But it's definitely not just an omnic thing, as you will see.
So look. We're gonna go straight down the fuckin list and I will Mathematically Prove This To All Of You.
ANA. Alright, this is one of those where like I normally outside of this experiment wouldn't think about it mostly because Fareeha would murder me. But for the sake of makin' the point I will. The Captain was a fuckin' fox in her day and hasn't lost most of it. It's like 80% attitude, she could kill pretty much everyone I have ever met, but even if you base it just on looks she's got it nailed, alright? 10/10 gimme the damn time machine
HANA. I feel like I shouldn't because she is enough younger than me that it's creepy? So I will just say this: if she had been here when I was a 17-year-old recruit I would have basically tripped over my own dick trying to get her to so much as fucking glare at me. Hypercompetence is fuckin hot. */10 but teenage Jesse is like nerf me pls
GENJI. Is a hot dude. I'll just go there, alright? He is. I am also like 90% certain that some of those mechanical parts have functions that weren't in the instruction manual if you know what I'm saying, and I have watched his ass train, you would not believe the fuckin flexibility. Like if you like dudes even a little and you wouldn't fuck Genji you're lying. 11/10
HANZO. Go on and fucking laugh. Get it out of your system, I'll wait here. Okay, you done? Cause this motherfucker is carved out of fucking marble. Like I think if I punched him in the stomach I'd break my hand? And my hand is metal. Just fucking. Chiseled out of granite or some shit. Top to bottom. His face is the same too, he looks like some kinda Renaissance statue or some shit. Like even if I wouldn't bang him, which make no mistake I would, I would still want to touch him a lot to just see how he's fucking real. 13/10
JAMIE. Okay but lemme let you in on a secret. Happy fun laughing sex? Is the best sex. And if this little asshole is half as manic in bed as out you are in for a fuckin' time, alright? Plus he's tall as hell and has long ass fingers and the accent ain't bad either. Solid 8/10, probably a 10 if he could concentrate long enough to put actual effort into seduction? Either way, bring Gatorade
LUCIO. I mean, have you met this dude? He is probably the most gentle and caring and tender jackass you ever met in a bed. Will just dote the fuck all over you until you're a crying mess because you know no human can ever be that good back to him and he doesn't even care, he's just glad you're here, and then he wants to snuggle after. I mean sure, he's hot, but that's fuckin' secondary at this point. 11/10 also probably has the best sex playlist on the planet
MEI. If you have never seen Mei outside of her winter gear. Do yourself a favor. If it ever looks like she is about to take her coat off. Make sure you do not have any food or drink in your mouth. Because the first time I saw her in a t-shirt I basically snorted soda up my nose. She is a sweet and kind and wonderful darlin', make no mistake! But more prurient to the current subject her body does not even make sense. I'm shocked Winston ain't made a project of her yet because that many curves in that small a space has got to violate some laws of physics. Just... so much... EVERYTHING. All at once. Twenty pounds of bodacious in a ten pound sack. Here for it. 13/10 thighs would make excellent earmuffs
ANGIE. Okay. Look. You know all those American movies where there's this like shallow useless prop of a Gorgeous European Woman who's flirty and sexy and statuesque and golden? Now imagine they're also friggin crazy insane brilliant and like the kindest most loving person you ever met in your life and can also cook. Why do the rest of us even exist. Fuck me sideways. 11/10
FAREEHA. She is smarter than me, cooler than me, tougher than me, more educated than me, and can and has beaten me up. If you're into ladies and muscles this is your second best bet on base. And she's good at fucking everything? Which, again, I'm into, you should be too. 10/10 wear your pads
REINHARDT. Look. I'm just gonna come right out and say what we're all thinking. He's like 6'6" at least and about a yard wide at the shoulders. Even if he's just proportionally average he's still probably hung like an elephant. And hey, still got the bod after all these years, it's impressive. 11/10 I am a tall dude I've never been held up against a wall and it sounds fun
ROADHOG. You know what? Hog is a super fuckin sweet dude. I was not expecting that. But like, I got a big soft warm hug earlier just because I was drunk and sad.  And we ain't even super good friends yet. So honestly this probably goes the same way as Lucio, basically. Plus he's got big hands so hey. 10/10 why the hell not
JACK. I mean, fuck, look at him. Fuckin blond-haired blue-eyed pristine midwestern beefcake asshole. Got a fuckin' statue. You'd do him just to say you did it. 10/10
SATYA. Look, I'm normally real good at reading people and the whole aloof and mysterious thing is kinda played out? But she's working it. Like, just warm enough on occasion to reel you in a little. I dig it, very controlled, well executed. If you're into someone else taking control it's totally there. Or just insulting you, if that's your thing. And I mean, also gorgeous eyes and legs to the fuckin moon but did I even need to say that? No, no I didn't. 11/10
TORBJORN. YES I SAID EVERYBODY. Now look. Everyone wants to talk shit because Torb is small which is a fuckin disability actually, and it gives him migraines and shit and it makes everything hard and it sucks for such a good dude. But I have two points here. One: he is an engineer. I have seen him work. The level of manual dexterity is fucking astrounding. Two: He has like eighty-leven fucking kids, so he is CLEARLY doing something right. 10/10 get you some old man
LENA. Is a doll, alright? Everybody knows that. But everything I said before about happy fun sex applies here. Like yes, super cute, got it, but she's just like. Fun and happy just to be around. Lena makes everything a good fuckin time and if anything should be a good time it's fuckin', right? 11/10 maybe 12 if she brings British chocolate
WINSTON. Yeah I know. I said everybody. But like, here's the thing. There's the obvious Not A Human issues. That's weird. And weird in a way it isn't with omnics because he's a thing we normally don't view as equal but he's special and separate. So I am not gonna say this in a like, of me way.
But here's the thing. Winston is just. Good. Better than any of us, seriously. And he's the reason we all ended up back here. The reason I ended up back here when I damn well don't deserve to be. I walked away from the best thing that ever happened to me like a fuckin' idiot because I was scared and you all just. Let me back in. Like I didn't stab every damn one of you in the back when y'all needed me most.
I deserved what I had. Being alone and scratching out a meal and on the run. All I was doing was reaping what I'd sown myself and now... this. Now I'm home again and you all just act like I didn't...
And Winston gave me this. What I didn't deserve the first time around and sure as hell didn't deserve a second chance at. I owe him everything. I owe him my damn life. Winston is good and kind and amazing and wonderful and I want him to be happy and have whatever he wants, and if that includes getting laid then by God I hope he finds it.
10/10.
Anyway.
ZARYA. Holy hot damn. Like, I understand submissiveness in bed and whatnot, I may not entirely feel it but I get it. But I've never quite gotten the like, actual physical roughness thing? Until now? Because I'm pretty sure I want her to punch me. Honestly I'm suprised Lena can hold a conversation with her without choking. 11/10
ZENYATTA. Yeah yeah y'all were waiting for this weren't you. And this was gonna be a pretty standard "lol vibrating robot parts" joke but a little while ago I was snifflin' into this shot glass and he put one of those happy orbs on me? And just... guys everything is so good. I love y'all a bunch and we're all here together, an' we're doin' good an' makin the world better and it's so good. An' it don't even feel fake-good like getting drunk and forgetting your problems, which I was failin' to do earlier. Just... like there's so much good stuff already in the world an' I just couldn't see it before. Anyway what I'm sayin' is bangin' Zen might be the path to eternal enlightenment. 11/10 align my chakras baby
AND THAT. Is the thing. Is the post. That I have spent like an hour on now? But everybody here is hot and I'm surprised I can goddamn function.
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stalkhome-sindrone · 7 years
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All 200 of the asks
200: My crush’s name is: [get fucked]199: I was born in: a hospital in Canada somewhere198: I am really: messed up197: My cellphone company is: Rogers196: My eye color is: Mud brown195: My shoe size is: 10 1/2194: My ring size is: Excuse me?193: My height is: 6 ft192: I am allergic to: my own satisfaction191: My 1st car was: probably crashed in a past life 190: My 1st job was: probably ruined in a past life189: Last book you read: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Heaven by Corey Taylor188: My bed is: really nice at this time of day187: My pet: is not here yet, ask me in a few years186: My best friend: is a bit of a cunt, but aren't we all?185: My favorite shampoo is: no real preference184: Xbox or ps3: Xbox183: Piggy banks are: for losers, get an old fashioned jar182: In my pockets: nothing181: On my calendar: also nothing180: Marriage is: a waste of time and resources179: Spongebob can: see question 200178: My mom: does her best177: The last three songs I bought were? what are the last 3 songs on Hybrid Theory?176: Last YouTube video watched: video about how Louis CK writes jokes175: How many cousins do you have? too many to count here174: Do you have any siblings? 2 stepsisters and 1 brother173: Are your parents divorced? Nope172: Are you taller than your mom? Yup171: Do you play an instrument? Multiple170: What did you do yesterday? Probably what I did today but slightly happier
[ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight: HA HA HA see question 200168: Luck: Yup167: Fate: To an extent, yes166: Yourself: On good days...who am I kidding, in vey few areas165: Aliens: Why not?164: Heaven: Nopenopenope163: Hell: If this isn't it, nopenopenope162: God: see question 200, also I'm agnostic161: Horoscopes: to an extent, fun reads though160: Soul mates: Jury is out on this one159: Ghosts: Sorta158: Gay Marriage: Hell yea (the best kinda ally is only an ally)157: War: Nopenopenope156: Orbs: ...huh?155: Magic: ...eh
[ This or That ]154: Hugs or Kisses: Both153: Drunk or High: Neither152: Phone or Online: Online151: Red heads or Black haired: both150: Blondes or Brunettes: both149: Hot or cold: neither, warm148: Summer or winter: Summer147: Autumn or Spring: Spring146: Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla actually145: Night or Day: Night144: Oranges or Apples: Oranges143: Curly or Straight hair: Always been envious of straight hair142: McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Milk chocolate140: Mac or PC: PC139: Flip flops or high heals: Flip flops138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Ugly and rich just to try it out137: Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi136: Hillary or Obama: Obama135: Burried or cremated: Pass134: Singing or Dancing: Dancing if I must pick133: Coach or Chanel: ...huh?132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: ...heh?131: Small town or Big city: Biiiiiig city130: Wal-Mart or Target: Walmart129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Adam Sandler128: Manicure or Pedicure: Both127: East Coast or West Coast: Both?126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Birthday125: Chocolate or Flowers: Both, I'm greedy, probably chocolate124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney123: Yankees or Red Sox: Neither
[ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War: Don't have it, don't support it, conversation works better.121: George Bush: Couple bands wrote some hate songs about him.120: Gay Marriage: IF YOU DON'T SUPPORT IT WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING FOLLOWING ME? see question 200 and piss off.119: The presidential election: AHAHAHAHAHAHA next118: Abortion: AHAHAHAHAHAHallow it, their kid, their prerogative117: MySpace: 10/10 great ironic joke to make116: Reality TV: Big Brother was fun till 2017115: Parents: They were fun till 2006114: Back stabbers: see question 200113: Ebay: ....eh112: Facebook: kinda dead now111: Work: ...huh?110: My Neighbors: cool people, rowdy dog109: Gas Prices: Overcharged like everyone says108: Designer Clothes: Overcharged like everyone says107: College: Not as bad as the perception is106: Sports: ...eh105: My family: ...eh104: The future: It depresses me in all honesty, but so does everything
[ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone: ...shit...102: Last time you ate: 3 hours ago101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: today100: Cried in front of someone: maybe last week...maybe99: Went to a movie theater: 6 months at the least ago98: Took a vacation: 3 weeks ago..sigh97: Swam in a pool: A long ass time96: Changed a diaper: Maybe a few years95: Got my nails done: Maybe a few years94: Went to a wedding: 2 years93: Broke a bone: never, lucky I know92: Got a piercing: never91: Broke the law: 4th grade90: Texted: 1 minute ago
[ MISC ]89: Who makes you laugh the most: My friend Sayem because he is consistently a dumbass and I love him for it88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: banana bread87: The last movie I saw: Amelie 86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: when my new album comes in the fucking mail85: The thing im not looking forward to: tomorrow84: People call me: Donatello actually (y'all are not allowed to) (I'll block you, don't think I won't block you)83: The most difficult thing to do is: be happy82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: nope81: My zodiac sign is: Taurus80: The first person i talked to today was: Might've been @lovelyformylove but I dunno79: First time you had a crush: age 9, it didn't ruin me till 1178: The one person who i can’t hide things from: myself, duh (hide shit from people all the time)77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: maybe today76: Right now I am talking to: nobody (COME HERE)75: What are you going to do when you grow up: make a thing for people to consume or pirate as entertainment...or die first74: I have/will get a job: see question 7373: Tomorrow: but far away is tomorrow?72: Today: I will suffer for who I chose to care about71: Next Summer: I will be in another country [see question 72]70: Next Weekend: I will sleep in69: I have these pets: not yet68: The worst sound in the world: Forks on plates67: The person that makes me cry the most is: easily myself, duh66: People that make you happy: too exhausting a list65: Last time I cried: last week64: My friends are: really great for tolerating me63: My computer is: finally decent62: My School: a waste of a perfectly good Indian burial ground61: My Car: sitting in a dealership, still waiting60: I lose all respect for people who: fuck with people's emotions (I break my own rule because I am a hypocrite)59: The movie I cried at was: ....can't remember58: Your hair color is: Black/really dark brown57: TV shows you watch: Elementary, The Blacklist, Archer...can't remember the rest 56: Favorite web site: this dumb piece of shit, I mean Tumblr55: Your dream vacation: probably a recording studio to be honest54: The worst pain I was ever in was: something stupid and emotional53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium well52: My room is: pretty dark51: My favorite celebrity is: Corey Taylor?50: Where would you like to be: see question 5549: Do you want children: sure48: Ever been in love: tragically47: Who’s your best friend: Jeremy/Sayem46: More guy friends or girl friends: Real life: guys, here: girls45: One thing that makes you feel great is: a really good riff44: One person that you wish you could see right now: myself in 10 years (most answers witm "myself" are cop outs for real people)43: Do you have a 5 year plan: fuck no42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: not yet, but I procrastinate on most important things41: Have you pre-named your children: Michael/Micayla so far, very small shortlist40: Last person I got mad at: myself (that one is authentic)39: I would like to move to: Denmark (escapism capital of my mind)38: I wish I was a professional: composer
[ My Favorites ]37: Candy: Hershey's Cookies n Cream36: Vehicle: pass35: President: Obama I guess34: State visited: nowhere33: Cellphone provider: Rogers?32: Athlete: pass31: Actor: pass30: Actress: pass (I've gone numb)29: Singer: see question 5128: Band: changes, currently Foo Fighters27: Clothing store: pass26: Grocery store: FreshCO?25: TV show: Elementary maybe24: Movie: Ameline currently23: Website: this dumb waste of time, I mean Tumblr22: Animal: TURTLE21: Theme park: Wonderland?20: Holiday: New Year's Day19: Sport to watch: Wrestling probably18: Sport to play: Not wrestling xD17: Magazine: Probably some guitar magazine16: Book: Maybe 198415: Day of the week: Saturday easily14: Beach: haven't been to many memorable ones13: Concert attended: see question 1412: Thing to cook: egg, ham, and cheese bagels11: Food: see question 1210: Restaurant: August 8, no joke9: Radio station: the one with the nice classical music8: Yankee candle scent: pass7: Perfume: Chanel something6: Flower: Magnolia5: Color: Green or red, never at the same time4: Talk show host: John Oliver3: Comedian: Bill Burr or Jim Jefferies2: Dog breed: Beagle1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Yes
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verdigrisprowl · 7 years
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August 14 Dancitron Movie Night - Star Trek tribbles episodes
Prowl is bothered by the apparent conservation of mass issues with the tribbles.
Everyone was tired.
ItsyBitsySpyers 7:57 pm *Soundwave is tucked into his corner of the couch, in a small slouch with his legs propped on feelers. His usual black glass is replaced by a thin red band and a white mask and he's just. Quietly petting Chimera. There are snacks on the bar.* boomtank 7:59 pm -too tired to notice this. He's exhausted and trying to organize things that aren't going so well- FakeProwl 7:59 pm *shows up, plops down, zones out* FakeProwl 7:59 pm *apparently this room collectively needs about 30 more hours of sleep* boomtank 8:00 pm -that would be nice- ItsyBitsySpyers 8:00 pm *Can he opt for 45?* Specs 8:00 pm ((can I type now)) Specs 8:00 pm ((YES)) Specs 8:01 pm ((I am free from the hell)) ItsyBitsySpyers 8:01 pm *Soundwave gives Blaster the laziest of waves with a feeler end and pings Prowl hello.* Specs 8:01 pm *a small, fluffy dragon slides several plates onto the bar. energon cookies with silver orbs on them, truffles with highgrade centers, and chewy bars with lots of mercury. enjoy!* Bevel 8:02 pm *trundles in like a beacon of obnoxious positive energy to contrast with the rest of the room apparently?* boomtank 8:02 pm -waves back, before curling up in his selected chair, like he's about to take a nap- Bevel 8:02 pm *oh look swoop and impact have arrived to join her* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:02 pm *How tired is Laserbeak? Well, she's not even going to zip over to the bar. She's just going to do this.*
{{Swoop. Swoop, you get Bird snacks.}} Swoop 8:03 pm *slides in through the door* Swoop 8:03 pm *perks up at the instruction* Swoop 8:03 pm KAY Swoop 8:03 pm *skitters across the floor to go grab snacks, this is a serious Bird mission, he'll need to transform and use arms instead of just scooping things up in his beak* Impact 8:04 pm ((what's the movie?)) Impact 8:04 pm *waves at soundwave* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:04 pm ((is more trek because i didn't have time to get a movie)) Impact 8:04 pm *pause, new visor thing? 3:o cool!* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:04 pm *Another super-lazy wave in Bevel and Impact's direction. No flobster this time, right?* Impact 8:04 pm *waving resumes* boomtank 8:04 pm -tired wave at more people- ItsyBitsySpyers 8:05 pm {{Best Swoop.}} Impact 8:05 pm *waves at Prowl, too. she won't mind if he doesn't notice, though, he seems tired.* Bevel 8:05 pm *not tonight* FakeProwl 8:05 pm *Laserbeak isn't flying tonight?* Specs 8:05 pm *waves at impact* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:05 pm *Noooope.* FakeProwl 8:05 pm *is her energy zapped?—sorry—sapped?* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:05 pm ((LMFAO)) ItsyBitsySpyers 8:06 pm *Why is Prowl asking? Shouldn't he know?* Swoop 8:06 pm *grabs enough treats to feed Grimlock and carts them over to Bird* Hi Bird ItsyBitsySpyers 8:07 pm {{Good. Mine mine.}} She's not even floating, y'all. She's just on the ground like a stack of plates. {{Hi. You have... four. That Bird thank you.}} Swoop 8:07 pm *sets the treats out in front of Bird is what can vaguely be said to resemble a line* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:08 pm ((3-8 MINUTE WARNING getcher snax)) Swoop 8:08 pm You sick Bird? Whirl 8:08 pm ((time for me to get my nuclear-strength ramen)) Specs 8:08 pm *waves at Whirl* I made some truffles for you to try, if you want? If Swoop didn't take them all? Whirl 8:08 pm ((...*spicy ramen)) FakeProwl 8:08 pm *slouches down and flops his head on the couch backrest.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:08 pm {{Nooooo. Sleepy.}} Swoop 8:08 pm Oh Whirl 8:08 pm *the moment he steps in, he is approached by that gregarious dragon from last week* ...oh. Uh. Truffles? As in, solid food? Swoop 8:09 pm *considers this information for a moment and then carefully slides his hands under Bird's wings, scooping her up and depositing her in his lap, still facing the treats* Swoop 8:09 pm *naps are in piles, this is the law of the Dino-land* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:09 pm *Good law. Happens to be shared in Minitopia.* Specs 8:10 pm Uh... Solid outside, liquid inside. Specs 8:10 pm Maybe I should have just brought in the centers instead. I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:10 pm @Prowl: (txt): Helm prop wanted? FakeProwl 8:11 pm Mmm... no. *he just got comfortable.* Whirl 8:11 pm You're not the first person to forget, and you won't be the last. *snorts* But, yeah, bring me something liquid next time, and we'll see. *and now, he will take his seat* Bevel 8:12 pm *goes to her usual seat after getting something simple to drink* Swoop 8:12 pm *absentmindedly traces at the darker bits of Laserbeak's wings and looks around, everyone is sleepy...... what fight did he miss????* Whirl 8:13 pm *a hell of a fight, is what it was* FakeProwl 8:13 pm *a good one* Bevel 8:13 pm *the same one she missed boo* FakeProwl 8:13 pm *prowl almost died and he wasn't even in it* Whirl 8:13 pm Though, I'll be honest, little dragon--it's got to be extreme for me to taste it at all. So you've gotta whip up something borderline NOXIOUS. Swoop 8:13 pm *would be offended and whiney if not for the lap full of Bird... that's pretty good* Impact 8:13 pm *belatedly* HI WHIRL! Whirl 8:14 pm *bobs his head at Impact* Specs 8:15 pm I can't exactly taste my own craft. Organic, and all. I could try, um, melanterite? Tarantulas says that one tastes strong, if my memory serves. *the dragon trails off, muttering to herself about mixes* Swoop 8:15 pm *has Bird in his lap and a shitton of treats laid out in front of them, not an ideal situatoin for antoher Dinobot to meander in on* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:16 pm ((WARNINGS... uh, i guess if you're allergic to fur this is gonna be a bad night for you)) Specs 8:16 pm ((are we doing the tribbles)) Impact 8:16 pm ((oh gosh is this what i think it is)) ItsyBitsySpyers 8:16 pm ((all three eps)) Specs 8:16 pm ((YES)) Impact 8:16 pm ((3:D)) Slag 8:17 pm *squints at Swoop* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:17 pm *Laserbeak is idly stuffing snacks in her mouth one at a time without moving from Swoop* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:17 pm ((finishing grabbing hot dogs one sec)) FakeProwl 8:17 pm ((hot dogs!!)) Swoop 8:17 pm *doesn't even notice the squinting, he has a Bird to pet kthx* Impact 8:18 pm ((ma, i could go for a hot dog right now)) Slag 8:18 pm (( *in the progress of inhaling a burrito after missing breakfast and lunch* )) Whirl 8:18 pm I'll try it. But there's a drink here, the Gaugebuster--it's my favorite--and it's so spicy that the fumes alone make most of the mecha in this room cough if they sit within ten feet of me.
And to me it's an extremely mild flavor. So that's the level of "not being able to taste" you're working with here. Slag 8:19 pm *looks at Swoop. Looks at Laserbeak. Looks at Slendy. Looks at Swoop.* Specs 8:19 pm Oh boy. This'll be fun. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:19 pm [[We seem to have most of everyone.]] Long vent. Motion in the direction of the screen. [[Let these be a lesson to you. Somehow.]] Slag 8:19 pm *shuffles off to lay down on the outside of the gathering away from his stupid brother and his brother's girlfriend* Bevel 8:20 pm ((mmm hotdogs Swoop 8:20 pm *knows that irritated stomp and does nothing about it, cute girl is priority, also Slag is always mad so w/e* Bevel 8:21 pm *sits and drinks her energon while being exteremely pleased with herself* Whirl 8:21 pm *he will salute the dragon. Godspeed on your experiments. He will gladly try them* boomtank 8:21 pm -looks up from his tight curl to stare at the screen- Specs 8:21 pm Hello, Tarantulas! *gapes a grin* Treats on the bar. I didn't even put sulfate minerals in them, this time. Impact 8:21 pm *snuggles up next to Bevel with her snacks* Whirl 8:21 pm *has no barter, so he'll watch 'em dry tonight* FakeProwl 8:22 pm *lifts head to look at the screen. it's unpleasant. he has to use his spinal strut.* FakeProwl 8:22 pm ... I'll take that helm prop now. Swoop 8:22 pm Bird. When you not Sleepy Bird anymore, You tell Swoop about FIGHT : > Bevel 8:22 pm Would Impact like to sit on my shoulder to see better? boomtank 8:22 pm -would like to know what happened to the rest of the room, but...tired- ItsyBitsySpyers 8:22 pm *One feeler moves out from beneath Soundwave's legs - the other shifts to take its place - and instead slithers across the back of the couch and down the side, so the tendrils are away from Prowl's head.* Impact 8:22 pm WOULD I?! 38D ItsyBitsySpyers 8:23 pm {{Who saying Bird fight? Bird say fight?}} FakeProwl 8:23 pm *watches the tendrils go by, but doesn't even twitch.* Bevel 8:23 pm *will allow self to be a jungle gym for the evening* Swoop 8:23 pm Keheehee, nooo! Swoop KNOW after fight sleepy naps. FakeProwl 8:23 pm *leans back on feeler. good.* Whirl 8:23 pm I'm getting a kind of Batman feel from this one. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:23 pm [[Older records.]] ItsyBitsySpyers 8:24 pm *Tired pap of Swoop face.* {{Smart Swoop. Most smart Dinobot.}} Slag 8:24 pm *GRUMBLES* Swoop 8:24 pm Keehee <3 Specs 8:24 pm *flies over to the bar and grabs a cookie. prepare for a cookie to be shoved under your nose, slag* Tarantulas 8:25 pm *tara's just walked in - wh- what? a dragon who knows his name???* I - How did you know - ? *...he's probably hallucinating* boomtank 8:25 pm -very tempted to try going back to sleep- Specs 8:26 pm *a hissing laugh* I sent you that ice cream! The one with melanterite in it. That was a bit of a failure, hah. Slag 8:26 pm *disgruntled noises* Swoop 8:26 pm *unless that escalates to murder noises, Swoop's going to keep scritching Bird's back* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:27 pm *If Swoop keeps that up she's gonna fall aslseep for real.* Specs 8:27 pm *gently pushes the cookie further under Slag's nose* Slag 8:27 pm *blinks at cookie under his nose. Can't actually see it around his horn* Impact 8:27 pm *cackles* Bevel 8:27 pm *giggles* Tarantulas 8:27 pm *OH. the melanterite, primus no* ...T-thank you, I suppose? *he'll snag some snacks, but he's not up to much conversation* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:27 pm //Heh. I seen the Boss in moods like this.// Whirl 8:27 pm Pfft. And yeah--about that melanterite, Tarantulas--how storng was it? What did it taste like? FakeProwl 8:28 pm *doesn't know who this Mr. Spock is, but he showed up somebody who was trying to condescend to him AND the captain listens when he uses the word "logical," so he's got Prowl's attention* Swoop 8:28 pm *is 1000% down for Zzzz Bird* Specs 8:28 pm I like making treats. Sometimes I do it better than others! *grins at Slag* Try it! Slag 8:29 pm ... *eats the cookie* Specs 8:29 pm *smiles hopefully* Is it good? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:29 pm *Ravage mutters something that sounds like "pest".* Impact 8:29 pm animal! Tarantulas 8:29 pm It tasted like - you don't even have the sensors for it, Whirl. Not pleasant. Slag 8:29 pm Me no know. Tastes crunchy. Whirl 8:29 pm I can pick up really, really STRONG tastes. The more noxious the better... Whirl 8:29 pm *trails off and stares at the screen* Whirl 8:30 pm *squints* Specs 8:30 pm *gets all poofy like a tribble* Whirl 8:30 pm *after a few moments he starts to softly but quite accurately mimic the tribble noise* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:30 pm *Ravage squints at Whirl.* Swoop 8:30 pm *joins in the tribble noises with his own, less accurate birdy coos* Bevel 8:31 pm *mimics tribble noises* Impact 8:31 pm *joins in trying to tribble* Impact 8:31 pm *fails* Tarantulas 8:31 pm *tarantulas is transforming, shrinking, and crawling over to prowl and soundwave's couch. does anyone need a throw pillow spider* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:31 pm =MUST you all.= Bevel 8:32 pm *claps for Impact anyway* Whirl 8:32 pm *swivels his helm to regard Ravage* What's the matter? Don't like tribbles? FakeProwl 8:32 pm ... The tribbles are going to eat the quadrotriticale. Specs 8:32 pm *stops poofing* As you wish, Ravage. Slag, if it's crunchy, that means I did good. I think. Bevel 8:32 pm Yes. Slag 8:32 pm Kay. boomtank 8:32 pm -agrees with Ravage on this. Tribble noises, really?- Specs 8:32 pm Would you like another? Slag 8:32 pm Kay. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:32 pm *Ravage growls and mumbles and curls up with his paws over his audial dishes.* Bevel 8:32 pm Mimicking things is fun. Whirl 8:33 pm *still has no idea what the deal is, but he likes Ravage, so he will stop* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:33 pm *And there's space for a throw spider on the couch.* Specs 8:33 pm *okay then. flies over to acquire moar cookies. here you go, slag... right in front of your nose again.* Impact 8:33 pm *ceases tribbling* I think Prowl's right! boomtank 8:33 pm -and curled up in a tired ball again- Slag 8:35 pm *lays crunching cookies and sulking* Slag 8:35 pm Him got evil-beard. Bevel 8:35 pm Evil beard? Slag 8:35 pm Yah. Slag 8:35 pm Him face got hair. Mean him evil. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:35 pm //It's fur. How's it evil?// Swoop 8:35 pm Hairball Bevel 8:36 pm Tribbles are all hair. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:36 pm //Gee, I wonder what this reminds me of.// Whirl 8:36 pm Pfft. Oh, I see who this is meant to be a lesson for. Whirl 8:36 pm *cheeky gleeful look over in Rumble's direction* Impact 8:36 pm *giggles* Whirl 8:36 pm That was NOT my fault, by the way. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:36 pm //Uh-huh.// ItsyBitsySpyers 8:37 pm *Sticks his tongue out, but in a good mood sorta way* Whirl 8:37 pm I mean, it's not like I sat and coached it beforehand. You guys were just babysitting at the exact wrong time. FakeProwl 8:37 pm ... What's it eating to have produced so many offspring of such mass in a single day? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:37 pm [[Quadrotriticale.]] Specs 8:37 pm Presumably the grain. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:38 pm [[The Chekov human said it got into it.]] Swoop 8:38 pm *is setting a new record for good behavior, mainly because he's paying zero attention to anything but Bird, mark this down for the record books* Slag 8:38 pm It Gremlin? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:38 pm *It's being recorded, trust us.* FakeProwl 8:38 pm THAT much grain? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:38 pm [[Just the little bit on the bar.]] FakeProwl 8:38 pm And this one has been contained. It likely wasn't being fed. Slag 8:39 pm It Gremlin. Slag 8:39 pm Mahg-why. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:39 pm \\HE MIGHTA FED IT.\\ ItsyBitsySpyers 8:39 pm //Hey, the Gizmo things, right?// FakeProwl 8:39 pm The co— Slag 8:39 pm Yah. Him Gizmo. FakeProwl 8:39 pm *stops. looks around. windchill isn't here.* Whirl 8:39 pm Gizmos? FakeProwl 8:39 pm The conservation of mass is all off. Unless their mass is much lower than they APPEAR to be. Slag 8:39 pm It gremlin like Him Gizmo. Turn gooey. Bevel 8:39 pm All hair. Impact 8:39 pm maybe they're teeeny and all hair Bevel 8:40 pm Just hair. Evil beard hair. Specs 8:40 pm I mean, if you've ever thrown up a hairball. They're little mass, but a pain to get out. Slag 8:40 pm What hairball Whirl 8:40 pm What do folks have against keeping useless parasites as pets, ANYWAY? Bevel 8:40 pm *laughs* Impact 8:41 pm *giggling* boomtank 8:41 pm Because it's cute or something Specs 8:41 pm A hairball is when you clean your fur, and it gets stuck in your crop. It... is bad. FakeProwl 8:41 pm But hair does take mass. Unless they're much lighter than they look. Tarantulas 8:41 pm *spider is on the couch and mumbling something about pseudoadvanced species and pocket something* Slag 8:41 pm What crop? Swoop 8:41 pm *giggles the tamest giggle he's ever giggled jic Bird is asleep* Slag 8:41 pm What wad-ka ItsyBitsySpyers 8:41 pm *She is.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:41 pm *Little thin whir-snores* Whirl 8:41 pm *he's hugely amused. This reminds him of Killer's last vacation* boomtank 8:41 pm ...looks more like a more round version found on the sides of human roads Swoop 8:41 pm *so cute <3 <3 <3 <3* Specs 8:41 pm A crop is the part of the throat that, as far as I can tell, only serves to get hair stuck in it. Slag 8:42 pm That gross. Have removed. Whirl 8:42 pm He's gonna get his face caved in. Whirl 8:42 pm And he's gonna deserve it. Impact 8:43 pm uh oh Impact 8:43 pm he said the thiiiiing Bevel 8:43 pm Fight. Impact 8:43 pm he's gonna go doooown Slag 8:43 pm Him Klingon? Specs 8:43 pm He's a klingon. Slag 8:43 pm Him look like Him Kirk though. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:44 pm \\DECK HIM\\ Specs 8:44 pm Slag, watch, they're gonna fight. Bevel 8:44 pm Fight! Impact 8:44 pm *imitates kill bill sirens* Slag 8:44 pm YEAAHHH FakeProwl 8:44 pm *for a moment is confused by the scene.* Whirl 8:44 pm Excellent. Whirl 8:44 pm Nothing's more fun that a good old-fashioned BARFIGHT. Slag 8:44 pm Whaaat that pansy slap FakeProwl 8:44 pm *and then remembers that some people are actually proud of their captain and ship.* boomtank 8:44 pm ...... FakeProwl 8:44 pm *he spent too long on the lost light* Bevel 8:44 pm ((omfg prowl Swoop 8:44 pm *wants to whoop, does not, is biting the shit out of his lip and snickering instead* Whirl 8:44 pm ((PFFT)) boomtank 8:44 pm wow Slag 8:44 pm Where blood Slag 8:45 pm Why him butt sparkle ItsyBitsySpyers 8:45 pm [[Pants.]] Slag 8:45 pm Why him butt pants ItsyBitsySpyers 8:45 pm //'N don't none of you get no ideas.// Specs 8:45 pm Clearly, klingons are ranked by the sparkliness of their butt pants. Impact 8:45 pm the sale guy is stealing booooooze! boomtank 8:45 pm Right, they're crazy Bevel 8:45 pm Maybe it is a good time to steal booze since everyone is fighting. Slag 8:45 pm That wussy slap Slag 8:45 pm them bad fighters Impact 8:46 pm that's true Impact 8:46 pm *cackles* FakeProwl 8:46 pm *... tentatively reaches over to put a hand on tarantulas?* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:46 pm \\HAHA!\\ Slag 8:46 pm Them not break anybody Slag 8:46 pm laaame Specs 8:46 pm I know some of the Cousins would canonize the sales guy as a saint, if he was one of them. Slag 8:47 pm Them not even cut up. Lame fight. Whirl 8:47 pm I wouldn't trash a bar I plan to come BACK to. As always, you lot can enjoy nothing but my best behavior. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:48 pm *Saves the "NO this is not off the record"* Specs 8:48 pm I will be on my best behavior because I am small and easily crushed. Slag 8:49 pm (( He seems hurt by this )) Tarantulas 8:49 pm *accepts the hand. pet meee* Impact 8:49 pm there's MOOOOOOORE Bevel 8:49 pm Too many. Slag 8:49 pm Why them no put lid boomtank 8:49 pm That...is a lot of hairballs Whirl 8:49 pm *LAUGHS AGAIN, AND KEEPS ON LAUGHIN* Specs 8:49 pm We have nothing like them back home, but I wish we did. Swoop 8:49 pm lid squish Slag 8:50 pm So? Slag 8:50 pm Put lid on *you* Impact 8:50 pm *snorts* Specs 8:50 pm They are purring all the time, though... Swoop 8:50 pm Keehee no lid Swoop 8:51 pm No Swoop lid Impact 8:51 pm they're everywhere! Specs 8:51 pm Don't sit on the tribble! FakeProwl 8:51 pm *Prowl has decided he likes Mr. Spock* FakeProwl 8:51 pm *sassing off at people who object to him wanting to be practical.* Impact 8:51 pm o_o Impact 8:51 pm so many Slag 8:51 pm why him take Specs 8:51 pm I love them. They're... They're just good. boomtank 8:51 pm That...that is an infestation...of a very large degree Swoop 8:52 pm Eat Whirl 8:52 pm Lord. Half the room must be having flashbacks right about now. Specs 8:52 pm No! Do not eat them! ItsyBitsySpyers 8:52 pm //Juuuuus' a little bit, mech.// Whirl 8:52 pm It turned out all right in the end. Specs 8:53 pm She's got one in her shirt. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:53 pm //Well, yeah. We got 'em off the ship after a while.// Whirl 8:53 pm Most of them went out into wider Cybertron, if i remember correctly. Impact 8:54 pm What're you guys talking about? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:54 pm //...Tribbles. I think.// Bevel 8:54 pm Did you infest Cybertron with Tribbles? Impact 8:54 pm 3:o ItsyBitsySpyers 8:54 pm //Pffft. No. What'd they eat?// Whirl 8:55 pm I've got a pet space barnacle--Killer--that I needed Rumble and Frenzy to watch for me. It spawned while they were looking after it. Impact 8:55 pm oopsie! Bevel 8:55 pm Um... Whirl 8:55 pm Hundreds of tiny baby barnacles. Bevel 8:55 pm *that's a good question* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:55 pm //Oh. Yeah, the barnacles too.// Slag 8:55 pm What Barney-kulls? Bevel 8:55 pm Oh! Wait! Barnacles!? Whirl 8:55 pm They're like... these little guys. Bevel 8:56 pm Like your pet? Slag 8:56 pm Them Dinosaurs? Whirl 8:56 pm Crustaceans. They never move, and they eat garbage. Bevel 8:56 pm *relaxes a little* Slag 8:56 pm Him Barney move lots. Whirl 8:56 pm Also... I think Rumble and I aren't on the same wavelength. But yeah. There were barnacles. Impact 8:56 pm spock and kirk are really good at zingers! Specs 8:56 pm Oh no. Impact 8:56 pm tribbles on the walls! Bevel 8:56 pm Ew hair in food Whirl 8:56 pm I have no idea what Barney is but if it walks around, it ain't a barnacle. Impact 8:56 pm ...on. the food? boomtank 8:57 pm How the...they're in the... Whirl 8:57 pm I mean, Killer has a mouth, and everything. It dismembered a Decepticon once. How it got its name. Impact 8:57 pm air vents! Impact 8:57 pm i am better than a trribble ItsyBitsySpyers 8:57 pm ((so apparently they lost track of some of the tribbles on the sets and were finding them randomly forever after this episode)) Slag 8:57 pm Him Barney dinosaur Bevel 8:57 pm ((amazing FakeProwl 8:57 pm ((omg)) Whirl 8:57 pm ((omg)) Specs 8:57 pm You're more charming, too, Impact. boomtank 8:57 pm Primus have mercy on them boomtank 8:57 pm ((nice ItsyBitsySpyers 8:57 pm ((and sometimes would play pranks with leftovers like one time mccoy was doing surgery and he pulled a tribble out instead of an organ)) FakeProwl 8:58 pm ((OMG)) Specs 8:58 pm ((thank you for that knowledge I love it)) Whirl 8:58 pm ((HAHAHA)) Impact 8:58 pm i'm th echarmingest Slag 8:58 pm (( PFF) Bevel 8:58 pm ((thank you for sharing that Specs 8:58 pm *the dragon just dies of laughter* Impact 8:58 pm *laughing* oh noooooo Slag 8:58 pm That lot of fuzzy FakeProwl 8:59 pm *shoulders tremble slightly* Impact 8:59 pm they ate it all! Bevel 8:59 pm Buried in evil hair. Impact 8:59 pm they ARE evil hair! Specs 8:59 pm Talk about- *wheeze* Talk about a crop infection! Slag 8:59 pm nooo evil hair on face boomtank 8:59 pm -nearly topples out of seat laughing- FakeProwl 8:59 pm !!!! Whirl 8:59 pm I wonder if they're edible? Whirl 8:59 pm If they are, they'd be a better food source right? FakeProwl 8:59 pm *spock can do what prowl does. he Maths.* Specs 8:59 pm Presumably. They have predators. Bevel 8:59 pm Fast math! Whirl 9:00 pm Well, y'know. Not all species can eat the same things. Whirl 9:01 pm Ohh. They poisoned the grain? Specs 9:01 pm Fair enough. I assumed you meant in general, not by humans. FakeProwl 9:01 pm So it seems. Whirl 9:01 pm *bobs his helm in acknowledgement* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:02 pm *Streeeetch. Small plating flare and then resettle.* Swoop 9:02 pm <3 <3 <3 ItsyBitsySpyers 9:02 pm *...That was Soundwave, Swoop.* Bevel 9:02 pm ...shapeshifter! Swoop 9:03 pm *uhh he can <3 whenever he feels like it kthx* Whirl 9:03 pm *gonna scoot back and put his feet up; he's got his table to himself, so he's gonna stretch out* Specs 9:03 pm Cosmetic surgery! Bevel 9:03 pm Maybe he just shaved his evil beard off. Swoop 9:03 pm *touches the tippy tip of Bird's mandible with is claw, boop* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:03 pm *Laserbeak cleans her face in her sleep* FakeProwl 9:03 pm ... He's a Vulcan? Slag 9:03 pm Me want Tribble. Whirl 9:03 pm ((THAT'S TOO CUTE)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:03 pm [[Mr. Spock? Yes.]] Swoop 9:03 pm *INTERNAL SCREAMING AT THE CUTE* Impact 9:04 pm ((cutebeak* Specs 9:04 pm ((impact is correct)) FakeProwl 9:04 pm ... Ah. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:04 pm @Prowl: (txt): Pink silica memory. Slag 9:04 pm Me Slag want one. How get FakeProwl 9:05 pm *nods* The same process. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:05 pm =No. No getting.= Slag 9:05 pm Why? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:05 pm =PESTS.= Slag 9:05 pm So? Slag 9:05 pm Humans pest too Whirl 9:05 pm And hey, they turned out to be useful to the investigation. Good little guys. Impact 9:05 pm He scares people off with tribbles. *giggle* boomtank 9:06 pm -he's better now- boomtank 9:06 pm -ish- Impact 9:06 pm o_o that's a lot of tribbles boomtank 9:07 pm Attack of the hairballs Slag 9:07 pm Me Slag want one FakeProwl 9:08 pm @Soundwave «... Is Mr. Spock intended to be likable or dislikable?» *because PROWL likes him. But he's a Vulcan. and the other Vulcan was very obviously dislikable.* Impact 9:08 pm What did they dooooooo? Bevel 9:09 pm *laughs* Impact 9:09 pm *cackles* Specs 9:09 pm *hisses at pun* boomtank 9:09 pm -dying of laughter over here- FakeProwl 9:09 pm ((brb gotta check on laundry)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:09 pm ((will save sw's response for when u return)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:09 pm ((and small break for music)) Impact 9:09 pm I like these guys! ItsyBitsySpyers 9:10 pm //Boss, Boss, pause a sec. I wanna check Killer. Jus' - jus' in case.// Slag 9:10 pm Me Slag want tribble Whirl 9:10 pm *snickers* I'm sure it's fine. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:10 pm [[Fine. The other two episodes in just a moment, then.]] Impact 9:10 pm The captain and spock are really good with words like Papa is! 3X3 ItsyBitsySpyers 9:10 pm //I jus' wanna make sure.// ItsyBitsySpyers 9:10 pm *Rumble darts outside* Swoop 9:10 pm You slag talk to wheeljack Slag 9:10 pm You Swoop shut up Slag 9:10 pm Me Slag not ask you Swoop 9:11 pm ???? Slag 9:11 pm *grumbles* *plops head back down* FakeProwl 9:11 pm ((still damp)) Impact 9:12 pm ((ooh, what's this, it's pretty?)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:12 pm ((this gives me a chance to get more tea brb)) Bevel 9:12 pm Spock and Scotty were cool. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:12 pm ((will resume as soon as this is over)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:12 pm @Prowl: (txt): Likable. Respected, logical figure. Vulcans, often that. Impact 9:12 pm ((noice)) Impact 9:14 pm oh yeah, scotty too! Slag 9:14 pm Where get tribble boomtank 9:14 pm -really nice song. making him sleepy though- Impact 9:14 pm My chickens make lots of babies, but not THAT many babies. Specs 9:14 pm *the dragon's eyes are closed. she looks like she's completely zonked out. dragon hypnosis music.* Swoop 9:14 pm ((goddamn this is awesome)) FakeProwl 9:15 pm *just heard two people admire Spock. and then Soundwave.* @Soundwave «Then—he's intended as a positive character? While talking about logic, running rapid calculations, discussing computer simulations, displaying minimal emotion...? All of that? And the audience is intended and expected to like him?» Bevel 9:15 pm Eowyn has never had any babies. Impact 9:16 pm Maybe she can't make them by herself? Slag 9:16 pm What chicken Whirl 9:17 pm Yeah, I think flobsters need a partner. Killer could do it on its own--that's why it was kind of an issue. Impact 9:17 pm It's an organic animal with feathers! Impact 9:17 pm They make bwuck bwuck noises and lay eggs and I have lots! ItsyBitsySpyers 9:18 pm @Prowl: (txt): Affirmative. Well-liked. Doctor McCoy also likes, beneath rude exterior - protects, trusts, values. Vulcans often respected diplomats, lawkeepers, ship officers, other positions. Bevel 9:18 pm Maybe yeah. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:18 pm @Prowl:(txt): Prowl likes? Soundwave knows centered tapes. Slag 9:18 pm hmmm... feather burn Slag 9:18 pm smell bad Impact 9:19 pm ._. you're not supposed to burn chickens FakeProwl 9:19 pm @Soundwave «... Yes. I'd like that.» Impact 9:19 pm ...i mean, humans eat them? but they take the feathers off first??? Slag 9:19 pm Me am Dinobot. Me burn eeeeeeverything. Slag 9:19 pm *flickers flame from his nostrils* Impact 9:19 pm *sticks out tongue. blep* Specs 9:19 pm Hair smells terrible when burnt, Slag. *the dragon is trying so hard to de-zonk* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:20 pm @Prowl: (txt): Acknowledged. Soon - tonight's selection already chosen. Soundwave will arrange.
...Will teach more later, if also wanted. FakeProwl 9:21 pm *small nod* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:21 pm *Rumble skids back in and flops near Whirl.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:21 pm //Safe. Ain't no babies in there.// Impact 9:21 pm We're safe! Whirl 9:21 pm *he will scoot to make room* See? Told you. Specs 9:21 pm Uh, what are we safe from? I missed it. Slag 9:21 pm Babies? Impact 9:21 pm from a baby invasion! Whirl 9:21 pm Maybe it was the whole... "new environment" thing. And it's been on Cybertron for weeks now. Slag 9:21 pm where? Whirl 9:21 pm Nowhere. Slag 9:21 pm Where babies? Whirl 9:22 pm Killer didn't spawn. Specs 9:22 pm ...I should hope I'm not gravid. I'm definitely not at the right body temperature. Specs 9:22 pm OH Slag 9:22 pm Him Swoop baby Whirl 9:22 pm He's not a barnacle baby, though. Slag 9:22 pm Him Swoop ugly bird baby Whirl 9:23 pm Hmm. *peers at him* Whirl 9:23 pm Nah, Swoop's all right. He's got swagger. That counts for something. Slag 9:23 pm Nah Slag 9:23 pm him ugly Slag 9:23 pm him ugly bird Slag 9:23 pm him ugly smelly bird Whirl 9:23 pm *shrugs; he's delivered his assessment* Slag 9:24 pm *it's his brother and he'll diss him if he wants to* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:24 pm //Swoop punched a phase sixer in the crotch. What'd YOU do?// Swoop 9:24 pm :V Whirl 9:24 pm *snickers* Swoop 9:24 pm ?? Swoop 9:24 pm *is an ugly smelly bird????* Slag 9:24 pm you shut up. You Him Swoop ugly boyfriend too? Impact 9:25 pm 3:o? Punched a phase sixer? Swoop 9:25 pm ??????????????????????? Whirl 9:25 pm *outright laughs* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:25 pm //Nah. I ain't nobody's boyfriend. Ain't nobody bothered askin' lately.// Whirl 9:25 pm He thinks he can shut me up! Not even *I* can shut me up. Swoop 9:25 pm *has no idea why we are talking about him, wasn't paying attention* Whirl 9:26 pm And, ditto. Slag 9:26 pm *glowers at .. Rumble? Frenzy? Dipstick? He has no idea* Swoop 9:26 pm Me Swoop not a BABY Slag 9:26 pm You Swoop dumb ugly smelly bird baby ItsyBitsySpyers 9:26 pm ((one day i will show the episodes where koloth and the others show up on ds9 all old men)) Whirl 9:26 pm ((omg...)) Bevel 9:27 pm ((yesssss Swoop 9:27 pm Not dumb OR baby Swoop 9:27 pm *is fine with the rest* Specs 9:27 pm ((this animation is... deeply upsetting to me as an animation major)) Bevel 9:27 pm ((bevel needs more shapeshifting law guy odo tho Impact 9:27 pm ((hee, sorry to hear that)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:27 pm ((it's from the era in which animation wasn't given much funding)) Swoop 9:27 pm ((It is beautifully dated)) Specs 9:27 pm ((oh I know the exact reasons and such it's just... I'm distressed anyways.)) Slag 9:28 pm *sarcastically* You Swoop sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo smart. Too smart to be DINOBOT. Dumb ugly bird. Impact 9:28 pm TRIBBLESSSSSSSSSSS Bevel 9:28 pm Pink. Specs 9:28 pm Here they ar- Why are they pink? Whirl 9:28 pm The tribbles' revenge! FakeProwl 9:28 pm Different breed, evidently. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:28 pm ((MORE FUN FACTS WITH CRO: they're pink because the guy in charge was color blind and thought they were grey.)) Swoop 9:28 pm *why are we being sarcastic??? what did he miss??? what is happening??????* Specs 9:28 pm ((OH MY GOD. that's beautiful)) FakeProwl 9:28 pm ((omg)) Whirl 9:28 pm ((omg...)) Impact 9:28 pm ((huh, interesting!)) Bevel 9:28 pm ((amazing and perfect result ItsyBitsySpyers 9:29 pm ((i like them pink tbh)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:29 pm [[They don't reproduce. And yet he has piles of them.]] Specs 9:29 pm ((okay the tribbles movement is good. just. the speaking ;-; )) Bevel 9:29 pm Clones? Specs 9:29 pm ((mouths don't do that)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:29 pm *Shakes his helm and drifts toward Prowl in a half-afted semi-lean.* Impact 9:29 pm o_o Specs 9:29 pm O_O Whirl 9:29 pm Ohh. I'd rather have a glommer. FakeProwl 9:30 pm If they're engineered not to breed, then how does he have so many? Swoop 9:30 pm why you slag whiny bot? Impact 9:30 pm SPACICIOUS ItsyBitsySpyers 9:30 pm [[Clones. Perhaps.]] Bevel 9:30 pm Jurassic Park. Slag 9:30 pm Why you Swoop pussy bot Swoop 9:30 pm ?????????????? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:30 pm *Seems like the Shockwave solutions.* Swoop 9:30 pm what Bevel 9:30 pm Bet they learn to breed. Specs 9:30 pm Such is the way of things. FakeProwl 9:31 pm *half-afted semi-lean back* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:31 pm [][][]Life finds a way.[][][] Whirl 9:31 pm I like their new look. Bevel 9:31 pm Yeah that! Slag 9:31 pm *sulks grumpily* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:31 pm //Someone musta fired that at us.// Whirl 9:31 pm ((what was the weapon again...)) Impact 9:32 pm ((stasis beam thingy)) Specs 9:32 pm ((stasis field)) Whirl 9:32 pm ((gotcha(( Swoop 9:32 pm Slag mean Slag 9:32 pm Swoop traitor Whirl 9:32 pm *well, Whirl isn't sure why Rumble's referring to a stasis weapon anyway so...* What? Swoop 9:32 pm Traitor?????? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:33 pm //Look around, mech. Most everybody here wants a nap. Heh. I was jokin'.// Whirl 9:33 pm Oh. Pft. Specs 9:33 pm There they are! Whirl 9:33 pm I hadn't noticed. *peers about. Who here is sleepy?* Bevel 9:33 pm Crossbreed? FakeProwl 9:33 pm If the tribbles just "get fat," then perhaps they'll simply get massive by eating all the grain? Whirl 9:33 pm Oh, lord. That'd be great. ...can. Swoop 9:33 pm What traitor ItsyBitsySpyers 9:33 pm *Prowl, Soundwave, most of the minicons - the twins got sleep - Blaster...* Slag 9:33 pm you swoop Whirl 9:33 pm You imagine... giant Killer. Specs 9:33 pm What is better, one large tribble or many small ones? Small tribbles are cute, but large ones would be nice to sit on. Swoop 9:33 pm What do???? FakeProwl 9:34 pm *incredibly sleepy* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:34 pm =None. No tribbles.= Slag 9:34 pm *grumble grumble* Whirl 9:34 pm *the room indeed seems very sleepy; Whirl is one of the few who seems to be pretty awake and full of his usual energy* Bevel 9:34 pm Flobsters are better. Impact 9:34 pm UH OH Specs 9:34 pm Oh no. Impact 9:34 pm GRAIN EVERYWHERE Impact 9:34 pm FAT TRIBBLES INBOUND Specs 9:34 pm Tribbles everywhere. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:34 pm //Killer's already big. How much bigger's he gonna get?// Swoop 9:34 pm *reaches ooouuut with a wing to pat Slag* Swoop 9:34 pm What do Whirl 9:34 pm I have no idea. Specs 9:35 pm ((E X P A N D T R I B B L E)) Whirl 9:35 pm I don't even know what dimension Killer's from. boomtank 9:35 pm -he's playing with politics. This is naptime- Bevel 9:35 pm Eowyn got bigger but not that fast. Slag 9:36 pm *nips at the wing prodding him* Specs 9:36 pm Look at that large one! Swoop 9:37 pm *pulls away and chirps* Impact 9:37 pm What bones figured out is gonna be important i know it! ItsyBitsySpyers 9:37 pm *Wonders how badly that breaks Prowl's mention of conservation of mass and whatnot* Specs 9:37 pm Of course it is! Or else Kirk would have listened to it. Bevel 9:38 pm *laughs* Impact 9:39 pm it's a bean bag chair! Specs 9:39 pm *hissing laughter* FakeProwl 9:39 pm *pretty badly, but it's hard to tell when he can't tell exactly how much each tribble consumes and how much their size increases proportionately to that.* Whirl 9:39 pm *snickers* Impact 9:39 pm TRIBBLE ATTACK Specs 9:39 pm *HAH* Impact 9:40 pm why aren't the tribbles hissing? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:40 pm [[Perhaps they're no longer frightened?]] Bevel 9:40 pm Glommer. Windchill 9:41 pm *Appears, fashionably late with a drink in hand. And, yes, that is an aluminum straw. He slurps loudly ONCE to announce his presence.* Specs 9:42 pm OH. Whirl 9:42 pm An avalanche. Whirl 9:42 pm *he'll bob his head at Windchill in greeting* Impact 9:42 pm *waves* Bevel 9:42 pm *almost falls back laughing but manages to keep upright so Impact won't fall* Impact 9:42 pm *giggles* Specs 9:43 pm *laughing her fur off* Oh dear. Slag 9:43 pm Me Slag want tribble Windchill 9:43 pm What in the name of Primus is this. Whirl 9:43 pm More Star Trek. Bevel 9:43 pm Star Trek Impact 9:43 pm star trek! FakeProwl 9:43 pm ((brb again to check laundry again)) Impact 9:43 pm with small furballs! Windchill 9:43 pm I shouldn't even be surprised anymore. Slag 9:43 pm him Kirk got small hairy balls Swoop 9:43 pm You Slag mean to Me Swoop. Me tell Wheeljack not to get tribble for mean Slag. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:44 pm ((one small break again and then the last one)) Windchill 9:44 pm *He won't complain, it's a vast improvement over Titanic.* Bevel 9:44 pm Evil hair. Slag 9:44 pm You Swoop shut up. No one ask you Swoop ItsyBitsySpyers 9:44 pm //Primus frag, Slag.// Swoop 9:44 pm 😛 Bevel 9:44 pm *Titanic was awesome if you ignore the boring love story* Slag 9:44 pm Primus frag ?? Windchill 9:44 pm *It would have been better, but he still doesn't like it.* Impact 9:45 pm I should try making a toy tribble! Impact 9:45 pm Then it DEFINITELY can't take over a ship! *giggles* Windchill 9:45 pm *He's just gonna...saunter in and sit as close to Whirl as is physically possible without sitting on Whirl.* Windchill 9:45 pm *Sorry dude.* Specs 9:45 pm I can donate shed fur to that cause. Whirl 9:45 pm *you get the side that's not occupied by Rumble* Bevel 9:45 pm That is a really good idea, Impact. What will you make it from? Impact 9:46 pm There's big yarn! Impact 9:46 pm *nods at spec* or donated fur! Whirl 9:46 pm You missed it. The episode was about a ship overrun with these little self-reproducing furballs. Whirl 9:46 pm Remind you of anyone? Windchill 9:46 pm *He'll take what he can get without sitting on Rumble, either.* Swoop 9:46 pm ((OMG)) Impact 9:46 pm *excited gasp* Swoop 9:46 pm ((a classic)) Impact 9:46 pm THIS STORY! Whirl 9:46 pm *please so not, your enormous butt would crush him* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:46 pm [[We'll have one more tape after this.]] Windchill 9:46 pm Um. Windchill 9:46 pm Rabbits? Bevel 9:47 pm ((this comedian never fails to entertain me Whirl 9:47 pm Well. ...don't you need two rabbits to make more rabbits? Windchill 9:47 pm *He's not gonna say it Whirl, you have to.* Windchill 9:47 pm *He's playing dumb, as usual.* Whirl 9:47 pm *genuinely uncertain* Windchill 9:47 pm I know you need...more than one rabbit. Bevel 9:47 pm Can you make things with yarn? Whirl 9:47 pm Well. Killer, is what I mean. Whirl 9:47 pm Last time the twins babysat it exploded. Windchill 9:48 pm Ah, yes. Impact 9:48 pm Uh-huh! I use a hook to do crochet! Impact 9:48 pm I made Daddy a dinosaur! Windchill 9:48 pm Were they pink and fuzzy? Impact 9:48 pm *very proud of herself* Windchill 9:48 pm *He never saw the bebes.* Slag 9:48 pm Dinosaur? Bevel 9:48 pm I want to see what you make. Whirl 9:48 pm Sadly, no. Neither pink nor fuzzy. Impact 9:49 pm *whips a half-finished ball shape out of her subspace* Windchill 9:49 pm I'm sure they were beautiful. *Hand over spark, the other one's trying to shove the straw back into his face.* Impact 9:49 pm it's gonna be an octopus! boomtank 9:49 pm .... Bevel 9:49 pm *will tilt her helm enough to see what Impact has presented* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:49 pm ((i do not remember if this is the version with the less than pleasant bit in it or not, if it is, i'm sorry)) Bevel 9:50 pm Octopuses are awesome. *thumbs up for you Impact* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:50 pm [[Octopus?]] Impact 9:50 pm *It's orange super-chunky yarn, and the stitches are mostly even* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:50 pm *Small sit up* Impact 9:50 pm *holds up the half-finished octopus so Soundwave can see* Impact 9:50 pm I'm making it! Slag 9:50 pm how you make octopus? Slag 9:51 pm you engineer? Impact 9:51 pm You make a ball shape, and you put eight tentacles! FakeProwl 9:51 pm ((back! laundry was ALMOST dry)) Impact 9:51 pm nope, I'm a kid! Slag 9:51 pm Octopus smart. How you make? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:51 pm ((all right let's get on #3)) Whirl 9:51 pm Baby barnacles are definitely weird looking. Nothing like the grown ones. Impact 9:52 pm ((woo!)) Windchill 9:52 pm Huh. Swoop 9:52 pm Me Swoop am COMEDIAN Me Swoop am COMEDIAN - boomtank 9:52 pm -awake-ish now- Impact 9:52 pm ((OH GOSH)) Windchill 9:52 pm *Slurps loudly to express how annoying he is.* Bevel 9:52 pm ((presh ItsyBitsySpyers 9:52 pm ((AAAAA CUTE)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:53 pm *Soundwave nods at the octopus in approval and settles back into place* Specs 9:53 pm ((so adorb)) Slag 9:53 pm (( cuties )) Windchill 9:53 pm *Snorts.* Swoop 9:53 pm *all this <3 directed at Bird and no wrestling Slag or punching people at all* Swoop 9:53 pm *how bizarre* Slag 9:54 pm HMPH.. Whirl 9:54 pm *nudges Windchill* Windchill 9:54 pm *Raises a brow in return.* Whirl 9:54 pm Can you take it easy with the disgusting face-hole noises. Whirl 9:54 pm You're giving me flashbacks. Windchill 9:54 pm *Optics crinkle demonically.* Windchill 9:54 pm Flashbacks, eh? boomtank 9:55 pm ((Barry Allen?)) Whirl 9:55 pm ((swoop THAT'S SO ADORABLE)) Specs 9:55 pm What's wrong with fish? Whirl 9:55 pm Yep. *stares Windchill in the eye* Back to that tragically disastrous make-out session. Whirl 9:55 pm *you think he won't say it? He'll say it, mech* Windchill 9:55 pm Ehehe, well I was just thinking. Swoop 9:56 pm ((this is the tiny : > face everyone has been subject to tonight, instead of the regular fantastic commentary)) Swoop 9:56 pm ((Next week, we'll be back to your regularly scheduled shinanigans)) Swoop 9:56 pm ((tonight is birb snuggles)) Windchill 9:56 pm *He leans in, not close enough to spill his dinner, but almost.* We could go outside to make out and nobody would know. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:57 pm ((OH YEAH. Next week there will not be anything because I will be away. We will resume as normal on the 28th)) Windchill 9:57 pm *Except maybe Soundwave, he wasn't sure what the dude's range was.* Whirl 9:57 pm *leans back* -I- would know. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:57 pm [[He would know.]] Swoop 9:57 pm ((Swoop will have to burn things on his lonesome then)) Whirl 9:57 pm Save your sweet kisses for your Junxy. You drool too much. FakeProwl 9:57 pm ... They're surprised to see the Enterprise. The set-up for this story is that they accidentally travel time. FakeProwl 9:57 pm The ships we've been following haven't been operating contemporaneously? Windchill 9:57 pm Well, most people wouldn't know. The rest of you would have to live with it. Impact 9:58 pm I guess so! Whirl 9:58 pm I think I'll spare them the horror. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:58 pm [[No. The Enterprise happened approximately... let him think.]] Windchill 9:58 pm *Snorts.* Windchill 9:58 pm I wasn't drooling to begin with, for the record. Whirl 9:58 pm I think you exist in a constant state of drool. Slag 9:58 pm them being gross kissy bots again ItsyBitsySpyers 9:58 pm [[At least a century apart. Perhaps more.]] Windchill 9:58 pm *Wipes his mouth, just to be sure.* Windchill 9:59 pm Nah... FakeProwl 9:59 pm Huh. Whirl 9:59 pm I know plenty of mecha with perfectly respectable mouths that -aren't- hiding a tsunami inside. Swoop 9:59 pm who kissy bot Slag 9:59 pm You Bevel 9:59 pm Lots of Enterprises. Slag 9:59 pm Also them Swoop 9:59 pm No????????? Slag 9:59 pm Yeah????? Swoop 9:59 pm No KISSY bot ItsyBitsySpyers 9:59 pm [[Ah. There you are. 105.]] Whirl 9:59 pm Nobody's doing any kissing tonight. Windchill's not allowed to kiss me anymore. Slag 9:59 pm You Swoop Gross Kissy Bot FakeProwl 9:59 pm Ah. There we go. Windchill 9:59 pm *Gasps.* Windchill 9:59 pm That's right. Swoop 9:59 pm No gross kiss bot Windchill 9:59 pm I...ruined it. Swoop 9:59 pm *whine whine* Slag 10:00 pm You EXTRA GROSS kiss bot Whirl 10:00 pm *pats him consolingly* Slag 10:00 pm MEGA GROSS kiss bot Windchill 10:00 pm *Has no idea what the Dinobots are on about, and ignores it thusly.* Bevel 10:00 pm Yay Odo 😄 Slag 10:00 pm *is picking on his brother for having a girlfriend and also being smarter than him* Bevel 10:00 pm *pleased with this episode already* Windchill 10:00 pm Ruining it is like...my singular talent. Swoop 10:01 pm *has no idea why he's being picked on cause he didn't??? kiss????? anyone?????* Whirl 10:01 pm It really is. Slag 10:01 pm Ugly bird Swoop kiss him girlfriend Windchill 10:02 pm *Leans in closer.* Swoop 10:02 pm Me Swoop never kiss anybody :X Whirl 10:02 pm *eyes him warily* Impact 10:02 pm fashion history! Slag 10:02 pm You Swoop kissy bot Slag 10:02 pm gross icky kissy bot Swoop 10:03 pm nooooo Swoop 10:03 pm >.> Slag 10:03 pm yah Windchill 10:03 pm *Rests his head Whirl's shoulder despite the risk of getting a MASSIVE CRICK in his neck and whines.* I'm tired. Windchill 10:03 pm *You can hit him in the face, he'll forgive.* Swoop 10:04 pm ((this is so charming)) Swoop 10:04 pm Me Swoop never ever ever never kiss ANYONE ever Whirl 10:04 pm Oh, my god. We really DID get hit with a stasis beam. *he allows this, though* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:04 pm //See?// Whirl 10:04 pm Everyone's napping tonight. You need a pillow, Rumble? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:04 pm //Why. You offerin'?// Windchill 10:04 pm I didn't get hit with anything! Slag 10:05 pm You Swoop kiss EEEEEEEEEEVRYone cuz you gross gross kissy bot Swoop 10:05 pm *could not look more confused than he does at this exact moment* Impact 10:05 pm ((them all nerding out is so cute)) Windchill 10:05 pm *Not even Whirl's extremities, a shame* Whirl 10:05 pm *gestures grandly to Windchill* I'm already doing such a good job. Why not? Windchill 10:06 pm *Manages to look extremely pleased with himself.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:06 pm *Well then. Rumble will just get nice and comfy.* FakeProwl 10:06 pm *heyy, that guy. prowl likes that guy too.* Whirl 10:06 pm *whirl's got one enormous bot leaning on him on one side and a tiny one on the other. This has to look ridiculous. But, he's quite content* Swoop 10:06 pm : < Slag 10:07 pm >=( Windchill 10:07 pm *SUCKS through his straw quietly. He has no real gag reflex, it's okay.* FakeProwl 10:07 pm ... Were they there the first time we watched this? We have to watch it again. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:08 pm [[He is willing to watch it again with you afterward.]] Even though he knows they weren't there. Bevel 10:08 pm *waits eagerly for Odo to turn into something/someone else* Whirl 10:08 pm Thanks. Windchill 10:08 pm I like...that holographic paneling. Windchill 10:08 pm *Rainbows?!* Impact 10:09 pm aww, nice coworkers! FakeProwl 10:09 pm *nods* Swoop 10:09 pm You Slag dumb. Me Swoop never do any of that stuff. You make up. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:09 pm //Yeah. Super shiny. Heh, imagine bein' painted up like that stuff. Bet the light'd blind people// Slag 10:09 pm You SWOOP dumb >=( Windchill 10:09 pm Imagine my ASS painted holographic. Whirl 10:09 pm Can you make your plating do that? *looks to Bevel* Whirl 10:09 pm Lord. Everyone in the room would have to look away, or be blinded. Bevel 10:09 pm I can make it do just about anything I want. Bevel 10:10 pm I can even change my biolights! Swoop 10:10 pm Me Swoop not dumb. Me know what HAPPENS, what NOT happens. Not like You Slag. Bevel 10:10 pm *makes said lights flash red instead of their current blue-green* Slag 10:10 pm You Swoop shut up Impact 10:10 pm That's so cool! Bevel 10:10 pm *grins* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:10 pm *Briefly distracted by the new source of red. Ah, Bevel. Right. Back to the screen.* Windchill 10:10 pm Pfft, as if anybody willingly looks at my butt. Windchill 10:11 pm 'Cept Buttface, I mean. Swoop 10:11 pm *sticks his tongue out but does shut up for sleepy bird's sake* Whirl 10:11 pm Nice! Whirl 10:11 pm *flickers his own in response, but Whirl's biolights are few and quite subtle* Bevel 10:12 pm Awesome :3 Windchill 10:13 pm *Fakes a yawn.* Windchill 10:13 pm *His open mouth is DANGEROUSLY CLOSE.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:13 pm *Rumble pulls out a rock and puts it in there* FakeProwl 10:13 pm ... How can they safely beam aboard another ship? Won't the crew who are crewmates and who aren't? Whirl 10:13 pm *SNRK* Impact 10:13 pm I guess it's big enough that they don't know? Windchill 10:14 pm *Pauses, somewhat in shock, somewhat deciding how to react.* Windchill 10:14 pm *CRUNCH.* Whirl 10:14 pm *there's only one thing you can--YES.* Whirl 10:14 pm *POWER MOVE* Windchill 10:14 pm *He eats it and washes it down with the energon.* Windchill 10:14 pm *He is the alpha.* Bevel 10:14 pm ... Slag 10:14 pm (( DON'T FUCK YOUR GRANDMOTHER )) Specs 10:14 pm ((DO NOT)) FakeProwl 10:14 pm ((DON'T FUCK YOUR GREAT-GRANDMA)) boomtank 10:14 pm -he's taking a nap now, thanks- Bevel 10:14 pm ((bashir plz ItsyBitsySpyers 10:14 pm [[He believes they were in the early stages of their travels at this time. Perhaps they do not know everyone too well yet.]] Impact 10:15 pm If this was Homestuck, he'd have to be his grandpa Bevel 10:15 pm ((go back to ur lizard bf boomtank 10:15 pm ((boy, no)) Whirl 10:15 pm *outright laughing again* Whirl 10:15 pm ((BAD IDEA...)) Specs 10:15 pm *snickering so hard* Windchill 10:15 pm That was not the tastiest rock I've had. Bevel 10:15 pm ((augh i love the effects for this episode so much, they fit so well Impact 10:16 pm *giggles* Impact 10:16 pm *giggles more* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:16 pm *Slight nudge to Prowl.* FakeProwl 10:16 pm *a nod. he's even depicted as attractive.* Whirl 10:16 pm What WAS the tastiest rock you've had? FakeProwl 10:16 pm *and famous over a century later? that's forever in human time.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:17 pm *He can understand the Dax Trill. He would probably feel the same way if he fell back in time to Harmonex.* Windchill 10:17 pm It was like...granite and quartz or something. Windchill 10:17 pm Very sparkly, right. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:17 pm *...And now his tiredness dips just a touch deeper.* Windchill 10:17 pm So I ate it. Whirl 10:18 pm Well. ...can't say I've ever done that. *salutes Windchill* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:18 pm //Swoop ate a rock. Didn'tcha, Swoop?// Windchill 10:18 pm It's for the best... Swoop 10:18 pm Huh? Oh. YAH! Because Bird <3 Whirl 10:18 pm Nice! Impact 10:19 pm *giggles* Slag 10:19 pm Gross kissy bot Whirl 10:19 pm *pauses* Is... rock-eating a completely normal thing that I missed somehow? Bevel 10:19 pm Both! Bevel 10:19 pm *wild mass guessing* Swoop 10:19 pm No kissy bot Windchill 10:19 pm No, unless you're me. Slag 10:19 pm you swoop gross kissy rock-eating bot Swoop 10:20 pm Me Swoop eat rock cause Bird. But no kiiissy : < Whirl 10:20 pm Pfft, if you wanna kiss Laserbeak, I say, do it. You're lucky enough to have a mouth. Whirl 10:20 pm And she's pretty cool. Swoop 10:20 pm No????? D : ItsyBitsySpyers 10:20 pm [[Nobody is kissing Laserbeak.]] Slag 10:20 pm SEE GROSS KISSY BOT Whirl 10:21 pm *shrugs* Impact 10:21 pm kissing? 3:o Swoop 10:21 pm *pulls his wings in close, he's not hiding, you're hiding* Windchill 10:21 pm You can get minerals from rocks obviously, but depending on the rock it mostly leads to suffering. Slag 10:21 pm butt pants back Windchill 10:21 pm ...Are those tables made of cardboard? They seem so...flimsy. Slag 10:22 pm Them table from eye-key-ya. Windchill 10:22 pm No no, see. Swoop 10:22 pm *whines and twitches and hides in his wings* Windchill 10:22 pm Those tables are assembled. Slag 10:22 pm ... Slag 10:22 pm *lays his head back down. Okay he's never attempting a joke again ever* Windchill 10:23 pm *You're welcome, everyone.* FakeProwl 10:23 pm *he appreciates this practical, bureaucratic approach to time travel.* Impact 10:24 pm dun dun dunnnnnn Impact 10:24 pm tribbles! Specs 10:24 pm Oh goodness. Windchill 10:24 pm Eh. Bevel 10:24 pm Too many Tribbles. Slag 10:24 pm Me Slag want tribble ItsyBitsySpyers 10:24 pm ((darvin is the same actor btw)) Whirl 10:24 pm (( :D)) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:25 pm ((and so is koloth, if i ever show his older ds9 appearance)) Whirl 10:25 pm *snickers* Impact 10:25 pm he's bragging! ItsyBitsySpyers 10:25 pm //That's a scrap statue.// Impact 10:25 pm he's gonna give something away! Bevel 10:25 pm ((koloth <3 Whirl 10:25 pm That's what I would want my death-statue to be. Except, specifically, the head of my greatest nemesis in one claw. And Killer in the other. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:26 pm //Yeah, but your nemesis is named Killmaster. I mean. That's a billion times cooler.// Swoop 10:26 pm *if Soundwave had any doubts about Laserbeak's virtue being safe and sound, the childish embarrassment and recurring theme of NUH HUH in his head should set the host at ease* Windchill 10:26 pm *Brows furrow.* Whirl 10:26 pm *nods* Hmm... but then I have to ask myself--am I cruel enough to make everyone stare at Killmaster's ugly mug? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:26 pm *Quite* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:26 pm //It ain't cruel. It's funny.// Windchill 10:27 pm *Almost makes a defacing statues joke but thinks better of it.* Whirl 10:27 pm Regardless, it's a moot point. I don't see any circumstances where they'll make a statue of me. Whirl 10:27 pm Except to say, "Thank God, We Finally God Rid of This Asshole." Impact 10:27 pm I could make a statue! Whirl 10:27 pm Which is why I'm determined to live forever. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:27 pm //I bet Buzzsaw would if ya wanted. Or, hey, yeah, Impact.// Windchill 10:27 pm Good plan. Windchill 10:28 pm I support this. Whirl 10:28 pm Nah, nah. No statue. No funeral, no statue, no big to-do when I finally bite it. Whirl 10:28 pm Ravage has dibs on eating as much as he wants, but just throw the rest of me in the garbage. Specs 10:28 pm ((DAX)) Impact 10:28 pm ((cackles)) Whirl 10:29 pm ((GIT IT DAX)) Slag 10:29 pm Why her care bout hands Windchill 10:29 pm I could eat you, I'm practically a garbage chute anyway. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:29 pm [[It's... a compliment.]] Impact 10:29 pm No, no, I can make one while you're alive! Slag 10:29 pm Him Ratchet doctor Swoop 10:29 pm Medic hands special Swoop 10:29 pm You ask Ratchet. Ask First Aid. FakeProwl 10:29 pm *so humans do that, too? judge their surgeons by their hands.* Swoop 10:29 pm Them show you. Slag 10:29 pm NO ONE ASK YOU SWOOP Swoop 10:30 pm o.O Windchill 10:30 pm *Geeze guys, change the subject.* Whirl 10:30 pm *quite calmly and casually* Graceful, dexterous hands are often considered attractive. Whirl 10:30 pm And--thanks, Impact, but no thanks. Impact 10:31 pm aww Impact 10:31 pm Lemme know if you change your mind! Impact 10:31 pm I like making stuff! Whirl 10:31 pm *salutes her* Windchill 10:31 pm Gross. Windchill 10:32 pm Look at the suffering on his face. Windchill 10:32 pm Delicious. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:32 pm *Soundwave could confirm that Whirl's were quite attractive, but he won't. Telepath-subject confidentiality, or something like that.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:32 pm *...He rather likes his own as well.* Swoop 10:32 pm You Slag yelly scream bot..... Whirl 10:32 pm *So does Whirl* Slag 10:32 pm hmph. Slag 10:32 pm so? Whirl 10:32 pm *but like hell is he ever gonna admit it* Slag 10:32 pm Is what Slag good for.. Slag 10:32 pm *plonks head down* Windchill 10:33 pm *Finishes his drink and subspaces the remains.* Swoop 10:33 pm ((omfg)) Specs 10:33 pm Oh. boomtank 10:33 pm -awake now- FakeProwl 10:33 pm *shoulders tremble* Bevel 10:33 pm *giggles* Swoop 10:33 pm Slag good at lots of thing ItsyBitsySpyers 10:33 pm *Mm?* Swoop 10:33 pm Being butthead Swoop 10:34 pm Yell at Swoop Swoop 10:34 pm Eat scrap ItsyBitsySpyers 10:34 pm (txt): ...Humor missed. Slag 10:34 pm You Swoop shut up FakeProwl 10:34 pm @Soundwave «Just—the visual of a lone tribble and tricorder floating through space. And spontaneously combusting.» ItsyBitsySpyers 10:34 pm *Ohh. The tiniest nod and resettle* Windchill 10:35 pm *He's totally not nuzzling, he's scratching himself on every angle Whirl's shoulder has.* Swoop 10:36 pm Me Swoop DO shut up. Then You Slag liar about kissy. Whirl 10:36 pm *shifts fitfully* You did this to yourself, mech. Whirl 10:36 pm I'm not exactly -comfortable.- Windchill 10:36 pm ITCHY! Impact 10:36 pm oh nooooooooo! Windchill 10:36 pm *Not really.* Specs 10:36 pm Oh. Oh dear. FakeProwl 10:36 pm ... Oh no. *trembles* Whirl 10:36 pm *snrk* Bevel 10:36 pm *laughs* boomtank 10:36 pm ....... boomtank 10:36 pm whoops Windchill 10:36 pm *Sits up though, finally.* Impact 10:36 pm *lots of giggling* Bevel 10:37 pm Too many Tribbles. boomtank 10:37 pm Right. Thanks for the shows...I have to get home Whirl 10:37 pm Oh. Well. ...I guess I AM a decent back-scratcher. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:37 pm [[Mind your food stores.]] ItsyBitsySpyers 10:37 pm *Gentle trembling* Specs 10:37 pm *yawns* Goodnight, everyone. Windchill 10:37 pm ...Are you a decent butt scratcher? Impact 10:37 pm *climbs down* thanks for letting me sit on you, Bevel! Windchill 10:38 pm *He's willing to test this if Whirl is.* Whirl 10:38 pm Y'know, I've never tried it. Whirl 10:38 pm Seeya, fluffy dragon! boomtank 10:38 pm -up he gets. Back to home he goes. G'night!- Windchill 10:38 pm That's a real shame. Bevel 10:38 pm Any time, Impact! boomtank 10:38 pm ((and mun has to go too, g'night! Whirl 10:38 pm Don't you give me that look, I'm not scratching ANYONE'S behind tonight. Windchill 10:38 pm (( Goodnight!)) Whirl 10:38 pm Or touching anyone's behind. Whirl 10:38 pm Except mine, if I have to. Whirl 10:38 pm ((seeya!)) Windchill 10:38 pm If you have to? Slag 10:38 pm *hrmphs. Last time he carried Swoop home but this time - THIS TIME - he's tromping off by himself. At least he didn't gore anybody.* Windchill 10:39 pm *That sounds QUESTIONABLE* Swoop 10:39 pm : < Swoop 10:39 pm *how is Swoop supposed to take his own nap without someone to pile on???* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:39 pm *Frenzy flaps a hand goodnight in the direction of those who are leaving before curling up in his chair.* Slag 10:39 pm *You got your girlfriend figure it out on your own GENIUS* Swoop 10:41 pm *isn't really scaled appropriately for Laserbeak's upstairs room but CLEARLY it is time for sleep and his other buddy is gone so Swoop carefully gets to his feet with one arm under each side of Laserbeak* Windchill 10:41 pm *Rubs his neck, he KNEW this would happen and did ill-advised things anyway.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:42 pm *Soundwave turns his helm to watch. He mostly trusts Swoop with his minicon, but after the other day he's a little - he just wants to be sure things are okay.* Bevel 10:42 pm *with her shoulder unoccupied, Bevel is free to do some minor transformations* Whirl 10:42 pm *watches this* As you can see, I don't make the best pillow. Windchill 10:42 pm Correct. Windchill 10:42 pm You're like...second best. Impact 10:42 pm *oooh, watches Bevel* Whirl 10:42 pm I'm pretty sure I'm near the bottom of the list. Swoop 10:43 pm *is fairly trustworthy tonight, since he gets Laserbeak upstairs then immediately collapses down to his dinomode to snuggle up for a x2 bird pile* Swoop 10:43 pm ((night nerds)) Windchill 10:43 pm Not if I'M making it, *he scoffs.* Whirl 10:43 pm ((gnight!)) Bevel 10:43 pm ((night! Windchill 10:43 pm (( 'night! )) Whirl 10:43 pm Well. Fair enough. Impact 10:43 pm ((night!)) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:43 pm *Gets comfortable where he is again.* Windchill 10:44 pm *Lifts his arm suddenly.* Windchill 10:44 pm *The one nearest Whirl.* Bevel 10:44 pm *nothing major happening here, just some plating adjustments, but she's enjoying the audience anyway* Whirl 10:44 pm ...are you trying to ask a question? Windchill 10:44 pm Yes. Windchill 10:45 pm *But it's not his usual hand raising, no.* Whirl 10:45 pm *makes a clicking throat-clearing noise and adopts the Teacher Voice* Yes, Windchill? Windchill 10:45 pm *There we go.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:45 pm *...Should have done this when he could have done this properly. Mmf.* Windchill 10:45 pm Is my armpit stinkier than the rest of me? Whirl 10:45 pm ... Windchill 10:46 pm *Giggles.* Windchill 10:46 pm *He couldn't NOT...* Whirl 10:46 pm *cranes his neck over and huffs a few times* Whirl 10:46 pm Nope. Whirl 10:46 pm You smell more or less the same all over. Windchill 10:46 pm Well. Windchill 10:46 pm There's a discovery for you. Windchill 10:46 pm *Lowers his arm into his lap. He's almost sitting proper.* Windchill 10:46 pm You know. Whirl 10:46 pm Most mecha do. ...except for their feet. Windchill 10:47 pm If we write it down it's practically science. Windchill 10:47 pm We could like. Windchill 10:47 pm Sniff a bunch of people and write down the results. Windchill 10:47 pm And call it research. Whirl 10:47 pm You are NOT tricking me into doing any kind of scientific sniffing. Windchill 10:48 pm I guess I'm not. Windchill 10:48 pm What about regular sniffing? Whirl 10:48 pm I'll pass, thanks. Whirl 10:49 pm All right, you lot. I need to get on. *gently nudges Rumble. Did he pass out?* Windchill 10:49 pm Okay, but before you go. Whirl 10:49 pm Yeah? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:49 pm *Yeeeeep. As alert as he was, he apparently wasn't alert enough* Whirl 10:49 pm *well now he's trapped* Impact 10:49 pm *trundles over to soundwave* Windchill 10:49 pm *He leans in again, but this time it will be more diabolical.* Whirl 10:49 pm *nowhere to go but Windchill's armpit* Windchill 10:50 pm *If only Whirl could stay there, where it's safe, but Chill has other ideas.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:50 pm *Soundwave's visor brightens just a tad as Impact approaches. Yes?* FakeProwl 10:50 pm *the show's over. he's slowly dozing off.* Bevel 10:50 pm *settles finally into something slightly different from earlier but mostly the same* How come Odo never uses his shapeshifting powers to solve stuff? Impact 10:51 pm Did something happen? Everybody looks tired. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:51 pm [[Late work nights. Underworld menaces. Running a noisy club.]] Windchill 10:51 pm *He manages to wiggle around and shove his face in the general area of Whirl's head, his gross mouth hovering presumably near his audio receptors.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:51 pm [[We are well. Simply tired.]] FakeProwl 10:52 pm *prowl would answer, but he's kind of. slightly. nodding off.* Impact 10:52 pm Oh, good. You should take it easy the next few nights, though! Impact 10:52 pm You gotta get enough rest! Whirl 10:52 pm This had better be good, because I'm two seconds from headbutting you. Windchill 10:52 pm *Whispers loudly.* Windchill 10:52 pm Choke me, daddy. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:52 pm [[Mm. Yes, he believes he will.]] Pause. [[And Odo does. He will find something of that later.]] Windchill 10:52 pm *Was it worth it?* Bevel 10:52 pm Yay Whirl 10:53 pm *HEADBUTTS* Whirl 10:53 pm That--I am not entirely sure what just happened, but I think I just had a VIOLENT and INSTINCTUAL reaction to you calling me "daddy." Windchill 10:53 pm *TRUMPETS IN PAIN, but not shock.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:53 pm @Prowl: (txt): Rest, if needed. Recharge priority above avatar presence.
*Itty bitty curl tighter of feeler.* Bevel 10:53 pm *has so many questions about Odo and shifters in Star Trek but thinks tonight might not be the best for that, next time Soundwave shows more Star Trek. Yes.* Whirl 10:53 pm Who knows what sort of horrible thing I'll do if it happens again. FakeProwl 10:54 pm *head jerks up* Huh? Impact 10:54 pm Good! Impact 10:54 pm You should rest more, too, Prowl! Windchill 10:54 pm *And Windchill was BANNED from Dancitron henceforth.* Whirl 10:54 pm *Banned from Whirl's Ear, as well* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:54 pm *Windchill and Whirl are promptly bridged.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:54 pm *He said he would not condone violence.* Whirl 10:55 pm *ZOOP HE'S GONE* Windchill 10:55 pm *Well okay then.* Whirl 10:55 pm *technically only whirl should be bridged* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:55 pm *...It occurs to him that Rumble was with Whirl.* Bevel 10:55 pm ... Whirl 10:55 pm *whirl did all the headbutt-0JDSJDF* Impact 10:55 pm 3:o Whirl 10:55 pm *did he just BRIDGE HIS MINICON TO GOD KNOWS WHJERE* Bevel 10:55 pm Um. Windchill 10:55 pm *Windchill said bad things so, even if they weren't against the rules, good enough.* FakeProwl 10:55 pm Huh? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:55 pm [[....................]] Bevel 10:56 pm You should get Rumble back. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:56 pm [[...He - hold on, Prowl. Chimera. Get Rumble back.]] FakeProwl 10:56 pm *somebody said his name and a bridge opened somewhere. looks around in confusion.* Impact 10:56 pm *Completely distracted from scolding adults for not sleeping* Windchill 10:56 pm *It's a wonder he wasn't bridged sooner, really.* Whirl 10:56 pm *WHEREVER THE HELL HE ENDS UP, he'll make sure Rumble is taken care of* Whirl 10:56 pm *he's not gonna ditch his pal* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:56 pm *He sent Windchill and Whirl to the Lost Light. It's the only place he knows to safely put them* Bevel 10:56 pm *wave goodbye to Chimera before they leave* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:57 pm *Chimera perks up and chirps a goodbye* Whirl 10:57 pm *well, Whirl can bridge Rumble back, or he is welcome to stay* Bevel 10:57 pm *grins* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:57 pm *...Ah, let him stay. He can come back in the morning.* Impact 10:57 pm ...right! Windchill 10:57 pm *But the LL smells of Rodimus, ew?* Impact 10:57 pm Prowl! You gotta get more rest@ Impact 10:57 pm ! Windchill 10:57 pm *Oh well, he'll complain later.* Whirl 10:57 pm *Windchill is granted the same offer, though he'll probably wanna get home to his wiggler* Windchill 10:58 pm *SLEEPOVERRRRRRR.* Bevel 10:58 pm *giggles* Whirl 10:58 pm ((whirl is such a butt he got an innocent bystander bridged)) Windchill 10:58 pm *U done it now Soundwave.* Windchill 10:58 pm *Everybody was so pooped, who's to say they WON'T?* Windchill 10:59 pm *It's a mystery.* Whirl 10:59 pm *SO HELP ME WINDCHILL if you say the "d" word again and/or make any more mouth noises you're getting bridged AGAIN* Windchill 11:00 pm *Wait wait though: he's a dad, you gotta make a concession for it in THAT context. Or at least 'dad'* FakeProwl 11:00 pm Uh? ... I get all the rest I can. Windchill 11:00 pm *Daddy might be too much in any context.* Whirl 11:00 pm *not allowed, you used it all up tonight* Windchill 11:00 pm *Of all the D words he knows.* Impact 11:01 pm *pout* But you're still tired! So you should get more! Windchill 11:01 pm *It was Daddy that crossed the line.* FakeProwl 11:01 pm I can't. Impact 11:01 pm Why not? Windchill 11:01 pm *It's okay though, he won't. It was only gonna be funny the one time.* Whirl 11:01 pm *YEP. at any rate, time to stop clogging the chat with stuff that isnt't even happening here; whirl remains on the LL with Rumble and possibly Windchill if he stays/behaves himself* FakeProwl 11:01 pm Because I— What do you care? My recharge isn't your business. Whirl 11:01 pm *and eventually he, too, will sleep* Windchill 11:02 pm *Oh please, as if Windchill isn't always perfectly behaved.* Impact 11:02 pm I care 'cuz you're Soundwave's friend? Windchill 11:02 pm *Perfectly BAD.* Impact 11:02 pm And my Papa's a doctor, so people being healthy is my business absolutely. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:02 pm *Comes back to attention from setting things up with Rumble to hear the possibility of - is this an impending argument?* FakeProwl 11:03 pm YOU'RE not a doctor, and HE'S not MY doctor. My condition is not your business. Bevel 11:03 pm *...ponders if she should be caring about other bot's health because of doctor creator... nah* Whirl 11:03 pm ((GNIGHT Y'ALL)) Impact 11:03 pm ((GNIGHT!) Windchill 11:03 pm (( 'NIGHT. )) Impact 11:04 pm *puffs out her cheeks in an even bigger pout. he is right but she doesn't like it* FakeProwl 11:04 pm *the pout has zero effect on prowl* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:05 pm [[Impact, thank you for the concern, but Prowl will take care of himself. You can be assured of that.]] Impact 11:05 pm Okaaaaaaay ItsyBitsySpyers 11:05 pm *That's the best diplomacy he can offer in this state* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:05 pm ((night y'all who are leavin)) FakeProwl 11:05 pm *side glance. the thanks wasn't necessary. it implies the nosiness is something appreciable.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:06 pm *He thanked her for the concern, not the inquiry.* Impact 11:07 pm *bounces on her heels once* Okay! Impact 11:07 pm I'm gonna go now! FakeProwl 11:07 pm *meh. ... fair.* Impact 11:07 pm G'night Soundwave! G'night Prowl! ItsyBitsySpyers 11:07 pm [[All right. He looks forward to you returning next time.]] Impact 11:07 pm *Waves* Impact 11:07 pm G'night, Bevel! Impact 11:07 pm *Bevel gets a hug before Impact leaves, too* Bevel 11:08 pm Night! FakeProwl 11:09 pm *vague farewell nod.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:09 pm @Prowl: (txt): Apologies. Impact: newbuild, extroverted. Simplistic, idealistic worldview. Inquiry harm unintended. Bevel 11:09 pm *will take Impact's exit as her cue to leave as well and heave herself up from the floor* Goodbye. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:10 pm @Bevel : [[Buzzsaw requests your help with Predaking's throne arms, when you have time. He and Darksteel have reset them more than a dozen times.]] FakeProwl 11:10 pm I'm sure it was unintended. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:10 pm @Prowl: (txt): Will discourage in future. Bevel 11:10 pm @Soundwave *project!? PROJECT!* Ok! I will comm him when I do. Promise. FakeProwl 11:10 pm Which is why I was nipping it in the bud by pointing out the faults in his behavior. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:11 pm @Prowl: (txt): Understood. Also: her. FakeProwl 11:11 pm Her. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:11 pm @Bevel : [[Thank you. Rest well. Be sure to bring an image of your last project.]] ItsyBitsySpyers 11:11 pm *Small, tired nod.* Bevel 11:12 pm @Soundwave - I will take a holo. You rest well too. Everyone was really tired tonight. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:13 pm @Bevel : [[We will.]] Bevel 11:13 pm *and she will go now with a wave to whoever's left* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:14 pm *Now.... he was. Somewhere. Before all this. What was he...* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:14 pm *Oh. Small helm shake.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:16 pm (txt): Prowl, falling asleep. Recharge needed? FakeProwl 11:17 pm *leaning against soundwave, having turned his optics off shortly after impact left,* Always. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:23 pm @Prowl: (txt): Avatar processing requirement known. Can deactivate, if needed. Sp...
Flashes of blue in his mind.
(txt): ...Strain understood, remembered. This, not - not glass. Acceptance offer, if believed necessary. Discarded otherwise. FakeProwl 11:26 pm ... I am here by my choice, not by your request. FakeProwl 11:26 pm And I've been finding ways to streamline the process, so it costs less processing power to maintain. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:28 pm *Discarded it is. He wasn't sure. Prowl gets caught up in expectations sometimes, and they've settled into a dozing pattern like this, so.*
*Tiny interested shift.*
(txt): Would share? Imitation room strain: heavy. FakeProwl 11:30 pm ... My—my streamlines? ItsyBitsySpyers 11:30 pm (txt): Affirmative. FakeProwl 11:33 pm I... don't know if they would work for anyone but me. Probably not. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:35 pm *Disappointed, but he understands why that might be.*
(txt): Understood. Achievement remains impressive. FakeProwl 11:36 pm Not that much of an achievement. I've simply had regular practice. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:38 pm (txt): Megatron practiced leadership often. That not improved. Soundwave upholds judgment. FakeProwl 11:39 pm Did he? I thought he practiced tyranny and called it leadership. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:41 pm (txt): That, probable reason progress not made. Xenobotanist studying metallurgist textbook also poor student. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:42 pm *...Was that too unclear in their current state? It probably was. Oh well.* FakeProwl 11:43 pm *... he's still trying to figure that out.* FakeProwl 11:43 pm *... oh.* Poor xenobotany student. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:43 pm *Nod.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:48 pm @Prowl: (txt): ...Query. FakeProwl 11:49 pm Yes? ItsyBitsySpyers 11:50 pm *Ask about the three pings. Ask about the three pings. ASK ABOUT THE THREE PINGS.*
@Prowl: (txt): Kaon pits. Senator presence, condition shock remembered. Prowl would see, if shown? ItsyBitsySpyers 11:50 pm *DAMN IT.* FakeProwl 11:52 pm *turns on his optics so he can look at Soundwave* The pits where they made you fight? Why? FakeProwl 11:52 pm I mean, yes—probably—I would—but, why? Yesterday ItsyBitsySpyers 11:58 pm *Rough vent. He'd wanted lighter fare for what time he had left before he passed out, but... it seemed his filters had a mind of their own. He hadn't meant to ask that for a another couple of weeks. Suppose there's no choice but to explain now*
@Prowl: (txt): More circumstance, choice understanding. Senator hypocrisy depth demonstration. Not...
*His hand twitches. How does he put this. His brain module won't spit it out right. Here's his best try.*
(txt): Show past. Truth, not gloss, guarded versions.
(txt): ...Also emberstone location. Plant show promised. FakeProwl 12:05 am *a slow, thoughtful nod.* ... I'll see it. After I've recovered. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:18 am (txt): Acknowledged. Recovery need shared, reasons: different. Predacon inhabitant bribe acquisition also required.
*Quiet for a second. Or, well. He's always quiet. There just isn't any transmission of written sentences.*
(txt): Prowl spark
*Twinge.*
(txt): ...If Prowl: carrier unit, jump choice: honorable, devoted action. Prowl: not; spark design not support-oriented. Greater sacrifice. Not unnoticed.
(txt): Anything recovery needs, given, within ability. FakeProwl 12:25 am The Predacons live there now? You're sure it's wise to enter their territory, even with a bribe? *last Prowl saw of them, they seemed... hostile.*
*Ah, yes. right. Prowl glances down, shrugging off the praise. Sacrifice. He was surrounded by people who tried to sacrifice themselves at the drop of a hat for far lesser causes than that. What was sacrifice worth?*
It was the right thing to do. *a pause.* I don't know if it was the correct thing to do. But it was the right thing. FakeProwl 12:26 am ... It's what he would have done. FakeProwl 12:26 am Not for ME, of course. But in general. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:32 am (txt): Not certain. However, ours not destroyed. Chances: higher. More, if respect paid.
*And a little deal with Starscream might help. If he can get Starscream to talk to him for five minutes.*
(txt): Right thing. Correct thing. If that, also Springer's general choice, Springer: impressive creation.
*Something awkward nearly slips out of his thoughts. He catches it and stuffs it into the nearest storage space to hide it.*
ItsyBitsySpyers 12:34 am *He's getting too tired. Much longer and he'll accidentally say something too personal, like last time.*
*So he pings Prowl affection, as usual - one ping? ... Yes. Just one ping. This time. He's not - it's not - he has to think about things. And gives the shoulder he's on a good nuzzling before dimming his lights.* FakeProwl 12:35 am He's impressive, yes—but he's an impressive person, not an impressive creation. Nothing Tarantulas or I did made him that way.
*And Prowl doesn't want Springer to be seen as a "creation." He's spent Springer's entire life ensuring he wouldn't be seen as a creation.*
*a returned nuzzle, and a returned affection ping. just one, this time.* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:39 am (txt): Impressive person.
*He hadn't meant creation as an object. More of a... a child, is probably the term. But he'll take the verbal correction.*
*...And curl up tighter than usual at the loss of the other two pings.*
*That shouldn't make his chassis ache. He doesn't even know if he was reading them right. Probably just seeing too much in them, like the hopeful fool he knows better than to be.*
*It does anyway.* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:39 am (txt): Goodnight, Prowl. FakeProwl 12:42 am *Prowl, oblivious to the emotional turmoil he just caused, pulls up his knees and leans more heavily against Soundwave.* Good night.
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Colors/Soulmate Renjun
Genre: -
Request: Can i get a Renjun colourblind soul mate Au ?
can i request the soulmate thing but with renjun?
So I was intrested in your soulmate stories and would like to request one for renjun Thank youuuu ^^
Hey! I would have a request for your soulmate stories! Could you write one for Renjun?
A/N: happy birthday to this angel & im happy he’s getting so much love?? haha yay i actually did this concept with Mark’s and it was really fun, hope you enjoy reading!
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“They resemble the color of chocolate, the cocoa brown strands shining brightly, with a few streaks of caramel-like strands popping from beneath.”
You nodded your head in excitement as your eyes glued to your mother’s mouth, anticipating what she was going to describe next. The woman in front of you reached her hand out and held your small palm in hers, which was huge in size as compared to yours. You smiled innocently at her, and asked with excitement, “Mommy! Describe more! I want to know what other colors there are”
Pink, orange, blue and green. All the colors you wanted to see but couldn’t at all, not until you met your soulmate.
As a child you had always been curious, as you’d beg your mother to describe all the colors she is able to see, as you let your imagination run wild. You were told that your cheeks were of a rosy pink color-a light and calming shade that many loved. Your mother had also told you that your eyes were of a light brown shade, as your rather pale and fair skin made you look even more lovable.
Your mother looked around, then picked up the small rose lying in a vase from the table. Pointing it to you, she smiled and waved, “This is red,”
You nodded your head once again, as you mouthed out the word in fascination, “Red”
She gave a small smile, then continued,“,red is normally seen as a symbol of love and romance. That’s why daddy got me this red rose, do you understand?”
The 8 year old you stared at her in confusion as you furrowed your eyebrows together,“Romance? What is that?”
She smiled and chuckled, then pat your head, “It’s something that happens when you meet your soulmate, you’ll understand later on”
Without saying much, you simply nodded your head and smiled, “Thank you mommy!”
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You couldn’t remember exactly when you started to see those, but recently you had been seeing lighter shades of white and colors, but they would only last for a while.
In just a split second you were faced with many different bright and outstanding shades of colors, making it seem more vibrant as compared ti the black&white vision you had been having since you were born. But weird thing was, this sudden outbursts of colors did not last long. Everything would be back to the monotone two colors that you were so familiar with in just a few seconds, and moments later you’d be face by the same highlights again.
You were confused and scared at the same time- what if something was happening to your soulmate? What was going to happen from there?
Coincidentally, all these strted after you met him.
Although y'all had never once met up before, you could tell that he was a genuinely nice person, and was always there for you no matter what.
You came upon one of his song covers on the internet. Although he didn’t show his face, his angelic voice managed to capture your attention and next thing you knew, the both of you were constantly messaging and chatting with each other, as y'all seemed to immediately ‘click’.
One problem though-he lived far away from where you did, coming all the way from China. You cherished him as a friend and it broke your heart to know that there was a possibility that the both of you would ever get the chance to meet.
How’s your day going Y/N ah? -renjun ☆
I’m still seeing these random colors, is this normal omg? have you experienced this before -you
Maybe you’re just going to meet your soulmate soon? and nah, i haven’t met mine yet, everything’s still black and white for me –renjun ☆
they’d be so lucky though, being able to be yours -you
yours would be luckier -renjun ☆
Your heart almost stopped as you felt yourself blushing, you couldn’t be possibly falling for someone whom you’ve never met before, when you already have a soulmate right?
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Three months passed but still no one, especially your soulmate, was appearing. You still had the random color ‘strikes’ occuring from time to time everyday, and it only made you more afraid and nervous.
Yet another thing that made you afraid, just last month Renjun had called you frantically telling you that he had seen a few colors that day too, and was similar to what you were experiencing.
He was going to meet his soulmate too and probably stop spending as much time chatting and calling you online. You knew he wasn’t the type to abandon his friends, but you still felt uncertain and part of you wanted to be his soulmate so badly.
You love him.
remember 7pm!! i have great news to tell you -renjun ☆
okay junjun, woah what’s so great? -you
don’t call me that >:-( you’ll know later hehe -renjun ☆
It wasn’t the first time the both of you were going to video call each other, and the first time the both of you did, you were stunned by his beauty and sharp features. The cute and small little smile he’d give when he was giggling melt your heart and for some reason, you could always see a little color whenever you were video calling him, but did not think much about it, assuming that it was part of the random colors you face.
You let your hair fall perfectly on your shoulders, as you looked at the reflection of yourself one last time before accepting his call. You were faced by his comforting smile and soft eyes, as they immediately brightened as soon as he saw you on the screen. He gave a small wave to you, as his mouth formed a small 'o’, “i can actually see a light shade of colors now wow, anyways you’re looking pretty like always.”
Your cheeks turned slight warmer, as you shook your head and laughed, “don’t be like this renjun- anyways, what was it that you were so excited to share?”
Renjun’s cheeky smile shined brightly on your laptop screen, as he asked you to close your eyes. Listening to his orders, you waited for him to signal you to open them again patiently, as you heard the shuffling through your speakers, followed by his calming voice “Okay, open them now”
You squinted your eyes to read the small slip of paper he held in his hands in front of the camera and you screamed loudly- it was an air ticket to your country. Renjun laughed at your reaction, as he paused to continue, “also, my parents are planning to migrate there. We can finally meet up and spend time together!”
You were so happy you were at the verge of crying, as you jumped excitedly around your room with Renjun giggling at you-it was something you had never expected to happen.
——
You clasped your sweaty palms together nervously as you waited excitedly in your seat, your eyes checking the numerical digits on the big screen once every few seconds.
Today was the day you were finally going to meet him, your online best friend for more than a year now. You couldn’t believe this was actually happening.
At the same time, he colors you were seeing had been more defined and of more gradient lately, and they seemed to last longer than usual, was this a sign?
A big group of people emerged from behind the gate, as your eyes darted around the crowd to find that one person you were only looking for.
The young boy looked around confused as he knitted his eyebrows together, also only looking out for that one person.
You saw him, and you immediately shouted out, “Renjun ah!”
The boy turned and his blank and confused expression turned into a bright and happy one, as he made his way running to you, engulfing you into a big hug.
You looked into his eyes, and if felt much different as compared to when you were looking at him through the screen. Almost immediately, you noticed how the light pink color of his lips become darker and that you could see clearly the brown orbs of his eyes-something you couldn’t see ever before.
Everything around you seemed more lively and vibrant, as the colors slowly seemed to take their place. Renjun noticed too, as he grabbed your hand, “This is actually happening right?”
Already tearing up, you nodded your head as you hugged him again, this time the colors did not fade away once, even after a long solid one hour.
He was your soulmate.
——
“Why do you need so many of these plush toys, you’re 17 this year babe” you called out to him, as you help arrange his big collection of his moomin characters from the big box. Renjun gave a small scoff, then rebutted, “I love moomin shush, just help me in arranging that and we’ll be done for today”
You wiped of the perspiration on your forehead, before plopping down on his bed, lazily calling out to him, “You have so many things to unpack because you’ll be living here permanently from now on, are you sure you can finish doing everything”
Renjun flashed you his angelic smile, then nodded his head, “Yes i will, for now let’s go grab lunch shall me?” As he grabbed your hand and pulled you out of bed.
He then stopped and scurried to his backpack. You looked at him confused, but all he did was let out a smal giggle.
He pulled out a red rose from his bag, then held it out to you, “I saw this at the flower shop just now and i thought of you, i love you”
“red is normally seen as a symbol for love and romance,”
You blushed as you brought your lips to his cheeks, “i love you too”
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this is so bad im sorry ;-;
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dreamwidth update: Mobile Game Monday!
we're back at it: Mobile Game Monday! Let's talk phone games!
FFRK Having become overly frustrated with the Type-0 Apoc+ fight - the fuck was that damage??? - I let the event pass incomplete, because I do not have time for that shit. I had a slow week in RK so I still have to clear the Dimensions event (0/7), the III event (0/17), the 3rd anniv (0/10), and the new CT -- while also making my way through the Torments before the end of June (ideally before the end of May, since the Cid Missions are going away!!!!!!). Luckily a lot of the events will be auto-battle I can do at my desk.
I picked up new toys for Yuffie, Cloud, and Zack on the half price VII banner, so I'll need to dive Yuffie and hone up the 5* water ninja skills (damn u Dark Orbs) because I now have her Glint and her Arcane which is apparently a water gamechanger combo. Other hones I'm focusing on ATM are the new Heavy Combat abilities, because I have Cinque's USB, which uses them to great effect; and the earth-based Knight abilities, which similarly work with Dorgann's USB. Both of these can step up my physical earth team A-Game (magic earth team is covered solely by Maria, who is a goddamned beastmachine).
All of that being said, I really need to focus on the Torments. My normal strategy is to bring healer with BSB, at least 2 BSBs with AOE to make it through the trash rounds, at least 1 powerhouse person who just attacks the whole way and then unloads, and a buff/debuff package. (Sometimes these overlap). That being said, sometimes I think I go through the trash "too easily" and instead I should just spend more time on them building gauge to make whatever boss is at the end that much easier. ugh. UGH! I will share results.
FFBE I have declared myself done farming the MK event, which has freed up my stamina; I'm probably going to focus on catching up with story while it's half-price. I'm happy to see the story event mainly because I need crystals very badly - I need to farm crystals and EXP both, because I have decent pulls I'm still leveling (Wilhelm, Mystea, and Ashe #2) and enhancements I want (Fryevia, Olive).
Since I'm hoping to trip over the 100% moogle from the story for Frye ;), I'm working on TM farming some other weapons: Drace's sword, Excalibur, Robbin Hood's axe.
Trying to decide on a power party to maybe start tackling the harder dungeons (lollllll@self): I have Ayaka, Wilhelm and/or Mystea can tank, and I have Ramza and Roy for buffs. I guess my best bet would be DW chainers, either my two Ashes or the Agrias/Oldmandeau duo, but I gotta work on gearing everybody. I did get Emperor's rod so that's a nice tool.
Love Nikki farming suuuuits~~~ doo doo doot. I have to catch up on Princess levels to farm some of the items I need, and I'm trying to do it without using my profile at lninfo to tell me how to win. The White Queen outfit up now looks pretty cool, so I'm trying to farm that out in time -- which means going back to earlier stages where I didn't quite know what I was doing yet and skipped the bonus stages. Gotta get those Ss!
I went in for 3 of the band suits; wasn't worth going for them all, but I thoroughly enjoy the pieces.
How about y'all? What am I missing this week in mobile game world?
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1. pick an original character: my canon inquisitor Ellana Lavellan (i'm horrible at names so all my characters are almost always the default names), pre trespasser post main plot of inquisition. 2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were being interviewed for an article and you were the character/muse 3. tag people to do the same: @spacedivaas @stopitanders @symmtera @inquisitor-julia @vassilian (obviously y'all don't have to do if you don't want to!) and thank you @bannshianni for tagging me in this! i love being tagged in things and i apologize for this taking so long, it took me a bit to do since i am crap at writing, but i did very much like doing this :) 1) What is your name? (She has a slight smile) My name is Ellie. 2) No seriously, what is your real name? (she sighs heavily, and rolls her eyes) Well if you want know my full long name, it is Ellana Lavellan, first to the keeper and I am more officially known as the Inquisitor. 3) Do you know why you were called that? Well I am Ellana because that’s what my parents named me when I was born, I am the first to the keeper because I was the best mage born in my clan (after the keeper, obviously), and inquisitor because I happened to be at the right place at the right time, and grabbed the right orb. 4) Are you single or taken? (a grin grows on her face) I am currently taken, I am with the commander of my armies, Cullen Rutherford. 5) Do you have any abilities or powers? (she takes a minute to answer this) I guess I have magic, specifically I specialized in Storm magic and specializing in being a Knight Enchanter. Oh yeah, and I have my abilities with my mark. (at this she brings her left arm up, and it starts to glow green) 6) Stop being a Mary Sue. (she crinkles her face at this, with a confused look in her eyes) what even is that? Regardless I will still continue to do whatever I want. 7) What is your eye color? I have dark green eyes. 8) How about your hair color? I have brown hair. 9) Have any family members? (she gets a wistful look in her eyes, and a sad smile) My mother and my father are still in my clan, and I have my four siblings, two brothers and two sisters. I miss them all very much and wish they were here of course, but I am also grateful to know that as long as they are in the clan they should all be safe. I was closest to my younger sister, Lalya, we were partners in crime. Of course I love all my siblings though. 10) I see… what about pets? We didn’t really have pets in the clan, but I guess I could get one now, I just haven’t really thought about it. (she shrugs with a nonchalant expression) 11) Tell me about something you don’t like. (her face brightens, and she takes a deep breath in) well you’re the one who asked! Honestly I could go on a rant for hours about SO many things I don’t like, but if I HAD to choose one, it would have to be the way mages are treated outside of Dalish clan. Mages are feared and they are pushed into towers and told to not do anything but survive until its useful for things like wars, but magic should be welcomed, it is a gift and such a great one. Magic or mages are NOT what is bad, it is the person inside wielding magic, and bad people aren’t only limited to mages, people with bows or greatswords can be just as equally awful. Magic is just a tool, just like a dagger or a sword. 12) Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing? I love to read and discuss magic with my friend Dorian, but I also LOVE to just relax with my friend Sera by running around and pranking people around Skyhold. (she smirks after saying this) 13) Ever hurt anyone before? (she squints her eyes) Obviously? I fight evil on a daily basis. 14) Ever… killed anyone before. I killed that son of a bitch Corypheus. 15) What kind of animal are you? Hmmm. To be honest I have no idea, I have never thought about it. A halla? I am dalish and they are too, so I guess a halla. 16) Name one of your worst habits. Being a bit too much of smart ass sometimes. If someone talks to me sometimes instead of giving them a more (she thinks for a minute) …sympathetic answer, I will answer very sarcastically instead of being genuine. 17) Do you look up to anyone? I look up to quite a few people. I look up to the woman who ended the blight, Kallian Tabris. She rose up from being a city elf living in an alienage to becoming commander of the grey, but still staying true to herself and crediting her family for all she’s done. I also admire Anders (yes that Anders) because he saw what needed to be done for mages justice everywhere and he did it. (she looks over her shoulder a couple times, looking nervous) just don’t tell anyone around HERE that. 18) Sexual orientation? I am attracted to people based on their soul and heart, not their gender. 19) Do you go to school? No, I was in a Dalish clan. 20) Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day? (she has a smile so big you can see all her teeth) of course, I love the idea of having children and getting married! 21) What are you most afraid of? (she has evident discomfort on her face) I am most afraid of something happening to my clan and family, or Cullen going back to lyrium. 22) What do you usually wear? When I am out and about I wear keeper robes, at skyhold I wear a typical Dalish outfit. I miss home what can I say! 23) Do you love someone? I love many people. Romantically I love Cullen. Platonically I love Sera, Dorian, Varric, Cassandra, so many others. And I have family love for… you guessed it, my family. 24) What class are you? (high, middle, low) I guess high since I am the inquisitor. 25) How many friends do you have? More than I deserve, but I have eleven in my inner circle. 26) Thoughts on pie? No really strong opinion, it is good I guess. 27) Favorite drink? A good mug of ale always boosts my spirits. 28) What’s your favorite place? Wherever my clan is. (her face looks melancholy) 29) Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean? I have swum in plenty of lakes, now oceans I haven’t. I would love to swim in an ocean to see what It is like. 30) Are you interested in anyone? I am very interested in my strong, powerful partner who used to be a Templar who is just in the next room (she winks and smirks at this) 31) What’s your bra size? Honestly, I don’t know because I pretty much never wear a bra. (she shrugs) My boobs aren’t big enough for me to go through all that. 32) Well, what is your type? And what attracts you? I don’t know if I really have a type, I just kinda like people. Although I do find blondes very attractive. 33) Any fetishes? (she has a look of surprise suddenly) That is definitely none of your business, that’s for who sleeps with me to know, not for some random person. 34) Seme or uke? Top or bottom? Dominant or submissive? What I said before, unless you want to sleep with me I am not telling you. 35) Camping indoors or outdoors? Outdoors, it reminds me if being with my clan. 36) Are you wanting the quiz to end? No, I quite like it when people try to know me as somebody other than just the inquisitor. if anybody wants to tag me in more things like this feel free to, i love these sort of things!
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“For Everyone - Something” The Rise and Fall of Big Hex pt 4
Grim gets calculated revenge on Pepper for helping to knockblock her earlier in the day.
Grim looks around the edge of the vendor booths and takes a long drag on her cigarette, then looks back at Pepper
Grim: "Hey you got a knack for makin' people wanna smack you around, right?"
Pepper: "I'm sorry, have we only just met?" she says, wiping her eyes with the back of her hand.
Grim snorts and exhales smoke
Grim: "Y'all know this place is a goldmine? Every dang one of them stall folk is a bounty I seen passed around."
"Trouble is, I ain't got the warrants. So only way to collect on 'em is to take 'em in on some other cause."
"Say like pickin' a fight."
Sydney Gaydos: "Gaydos knew it. She had a feeling these were a less of good sort."
Pepper tilts her head, deep in thought. "My brain's a little fermented righ' now, maybe spell it out in a few better words for me."
Grim sets her cigarette back in Pepper's mouth and claps her shoulder
Grim: "Go get as many of them folks to beat on you as you can."
"Me 'n Syd got your back."
"An' there's a whole lotta gold in it at the end."
Pepper looks at Syd. "This won't kill the car will it? I'd hate t'have to walk back."
Grim: "Hell kind've idea you got of me here? THis is a citizen's arrest kinda deal."
Sydney Gaydos: "It's certainly not the most clean cut of plans, Gaydos admits. But! This is a way to arrest criminals to do good, and no one should get too badly injured. We are professionals after all!"
Pepper: "Well that's all well'n'good for us reg'lar people, I'm just makin' sure it's on the up-n-up with. Whoever Syd's mechanic is."
Pepper clearly Wants To Do It
Grim: "Syd's the kind t'be led by her heart, an' I reckon it's in the right place."
Sydney Gaydos: "We are doing good just unconventionally!" she puffs out her chest. "By any means, with no harm done."
Grim is like probably
Grim doesn't say that
Pepper: "Sounds good to me," she says, clapping her hands together.
Grim: "Go get 'em, Pep."
E B.: Pepper weaves her way through the crowd to the milk bottle booth.
"Knock 'em over, win a prize!" the stall owner yells to no one in particular. He's an amazing beanpole of a man with a beard down to his waist. "How about you? Perfect test of skill and aim," he says to Pepper.
Pepper wanders over and snorts. "Perfect test of how dumb I am." She elbows a teenager holding a softball, waiting to throw it. "This thing's rigged y'know. They put a bunch'a weight in the bottom."
E B.: The stall owner frowns at Pepper for a moment before covering it back up with salesmanship and facial hair. "Now that's a mighty tall accusation."
Pepper for effect mage hands the bottom-most bottle. It doesn't budge.
Grim keeps half an eye on the situation, but the other one and a half eyes on buying a hot dog and another beer
E B.: The stall owner steps between her and the bottles, full-on frown now. "Well that's just a matter of physics, of course it won't fall with the others on top weighing it down."
The teenager looks unconvinced and leaves the softballs on the counter.
Sydney Gaydos peering out above Grim's head to watch this all unfold.
Grim: "How many d'you reckon she'll get?"
Sydney Gaydos: "Considering we've been ah, being a thorn in their shoe, maybe the whole row of them?"
E B.: The stall owner turns his back to her, ignoring her completely. She tries a few more times to interfere, but he's Too Skilled and she might as well not exist. She turns to Grim and Syd, shrugging.
Grim raises her eyebrows at Pepper
E B.: Pepper sets her jaw and turns back to the stall, scrutinizing the rules above his head. She raps the counter fiercely to get his attention.
Grim chews on her hot dog
Grim is having a pretty good day
Sydney Gaydos gives an encouraging thumbs up!
E B.: "What is--" he starts, but she slaps a gold note down.
"I wan' play," she says, overacting a slur in her voice.
He tugs at his beard, then takes the money and hands her three softballs.
She takes aim and throws, only toppling the first bottle in the pyramid.
E B.: "Try again," he says, setting them back up.
She throws again, again only hitting the top bottle down.
" 's rig'd," she grumbles.
E B.: "It's just luck, hon'," he says.
Grim leans on Syd's shoulder while she watches, fully entertained now that Pepper isn't doing this to her
E B.: She takes full aim again, but drunk-stumbles, dropping the softball to the ground.
Instead of picking the ball up, she casts chromatic orb in her hand.
And heaves.
Pepper rolls to do about what you expect: rolling 1d20 + 6
(15)+6 = 21
Grim is like 8)
E B.: The bottle pyramid and many of the prizes shatter in a hail of ice bits and stuffing.
Sydney Gaydos is like O:
Pepper: "Hey what kind of game are you runnin' here? I could'a died!"
Grim shoves her knuckle in her mouth to muffle the instinct to whoop
Sydney Gaydos gives double thumbs up even if Pepper can't see it!
E B.: The stallkeeper is stunned for a moment, half his beard is frozen. He rounds on Pepper. "That wasn't me, that was YOU. And I think you owe me a little compensation for it."
Pepper casts her most potent spell. "Make me."
E B.: Chaos erupts.
Sydney Gaydos is NOW just O: !!!!!!!!!!!
Grim hammers one fist on Syd's shoulder in silent appreciation
E B.: In short order, Pepper's facing down half the midway game carnies whose presence menaces all known senses.
A bottle is thrown, it arcs wide.
Sydney Gaydos: "Is this when we leap in to help Grim?"
Grim shakes her head, chewing on her hot dog and swallowing before she answers
Grim: "They gotta land the first blow."
E B.: The bearded stall keeper takes a swing.
rolling 1d20 + 2
(15)+2 = 17
Pepper is knocked back.
Sydney Gaydos: "Alright now shall we heroically leap in and save the day?"
Pepper: "Haha. You just made a big mistake, friend," she says, looking at Syd and Grim.
Grim looks back at Pepper
Grim holds up a hand to Syd, staring across at Pepper unblinking
E B.: The stall keeper takes another swing while she's distracted.
rolling 1d20 + 2
(19)+2 = 21
Pepper is knocked to the ground. She bleeds.
Sydney Gaydos: "Now?!"
Grim lowers her hand and nods to Syd. She knocks back her beer and raises her rifle, approaching the group at last
Sydney Gaydos knows its MAUL TIME as she follows Grim with her weapon pulled out.
Pepper: "Haha. You made. Your second mistake." she says from far down on the ground.
Grim: "Knock knock, assholes, it's the law." She's looking at Pepper as she says this. Weird.
Pepper: Realization, like the morning sun, dawns with full blazing fury over Pepper's face.
Grim fires a warning shot, taking in the mob
Grim: "Y'all make this easy, now, don't nobody got to wind up like Big Hex up there."
E B.: Many of the carnies scatter at that, they didn't even like the bearded guy that much.
Sydney Gaydos thumps the upper half of her maul into her other palm, trying to look menacing.
Grim takes a shot at the leg of one of the fleeing carnies, it's all bounty gold
Grim rolls to hit a carnie and exact street justice: rolling 1d20+13
(20)+13 = 33
Sydney Gaydos: "What the fuck!"
E B.: What Grim rendered under Big Hex's face was rendered under the shooting gallery operator's leg. Like the most fragile of desert flowers, back to the dirt from whence she came.
Grim didn't actually mean to do that but she takes it in stride. So to speak.
Grim turns the rifle on the other fleeing carnies
Grim: "Stop your asses right where you are."
"I warned you motherfuckers."
E B.: Asses are thrown into various states of disarray. Some stop, others fall over. It's a sight.
Grim glances at Syd
Grim: "You made arrests before, right?"
Sydney Gaydos is still upset about the whole SHOOTING THING but nods.
Grim: "We got a herd of assholes to corral here."
Grim glances at Pepper briefly, still keeping an eye on the various bounties along the sights of her rifle
Grim: "You okay, kid?"
Pepper: "I think I swallowed a tooth."
Grim: "Yours?"
Pepper: "I didn't even consider before--"
Grim: "Prob'ly yours. You'll be fine."
Sydney Gaydos with the knowledge Pepper is fine, she takes off running to help and try to corral some of the scattering crowd with the wave of her maul.
Sydney Gaydos rolls to intimidate the crowd into submission: rolling 1d20+6
(19)+6 = 25
E B.: Most of the wayward carnies know better than to mess with the dragonborn with a giant maul. They bunch up, Syd doing with them what Grim couldn't with the sheep.
Sydney Gaydos: "You are all under arrest for unlawful rigging of organization for entertainment, attempting to assault a civilian, and many many other things Gaydos is sure will come up with a proper investigation!"
Grim lowers her rifle once she's confident Syd has them handled, and moves over to give Pepper a hand up
Pepper: "It wasn't an attempt!"
Sydney Gaydos: "... correction! Actual assault of a civilian!"
Grim glances around for a phone booth since they probably can't fit all these guys in Syd's car
Pepper catches sight of the bearded carnie trying to sneak off as she gets up. She launches another chromatic orb at him.
Pepper does some plot-relevant attacking: rolling 1d20 + 6
(12)+6 = 18
rolling 1d20 + 6 (9)+6 = 15
Pepper used her Tides of Chaos to make sure THAT one hit. Fucker.
Sydney Gaydos: "What the fuck! AGAIN!" THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE A HARMLESS ARREST YOU GUYS.
Pepper: "He hit me," she mewls.
Grim raises her rifle again towards the guy, even though h's clearly incapacitated at this point
E B.: The carnie buckles like a collapsing bridge.
Grim: "Told you assholes to quit running."
Sydney Gaydos: "Please don't run, or Gaydos's friends will harm you gravely it seems."
Pepper: "He was running in a very threatening way."
Grim: "Hell'd you expect in a live fire situation, Gaydos, I ain't magic with these bullets like some."
Grim might still be a little touchy about the general leg shooting subject.
Sydney Gaydos scowls, and sighs. "Is there a phone somewhere? So we can call more law enforcement to detain them."
Grim slowly lowers her rifle again and heads for the phone booth to call it in
Grim: "On it."
E B.: The phone booth is about 20 feet away. Both the words "phone" and "booth" are stretched to the limits of their definitions. The phone is a collection of wires and speakers, the booth is a lean-to constructed out of scraps of wood. But the phone works.
Grim is comfortable with this level of technology
E B.: The shooting gallery carnie has drank something to at least seal over the wound on her leg. It might be a potion. It might be drugs. It's working for her, whatever the case.
Pepper: "She let me twist in the wind, did you see that!" She pokes Syd's arm and points at Grim.
Sydney Gaydos turns her head towards Grim's direction. "She did, but Gaydos is sure it was to very clear on the assault charge to arrest them on."
Pepper: "No she did it to fuck with me," she says and busts out laughing. "Got me good."
A beat.
"I really hope that was my tooth."
Pepper is too afraid to check if she's missing any.
Grim has one of her more frustrating conversations with the cops, being reasonably wasted at this point, but she gets the message across eventually
Sydney Gaydos: "Gaydos is sure if the worst case happens, we can find a dentist for you!"
Pepper: "You're a pal."
Grim wanders back over to join them, lighting up a cigarette
Grim: "Cops're on the way."
Sydney Gaydos keeps her eye on the crowd. "That's good! Gaydos is pleased to see justice soon to be served."
Grim follows her gaze
E B.: In a dazzling blaze of blue and sparks, an illusory shield explodes into life by Pepper just before it absorbs three magic missiles.
She turns and yells, "[Elvish] You little shit!"
The shooting gallery carnie is propped up on one elbow, pointing at Pepper. She's also now sweating profusely.
E B.: Pepper no sooner finishes yelling than all the mages in the area feel an ebb in the flow of magic in the area. Like the gentle pull of the ocean away from a beach before a tidal wave.
Pepper: "Uh."
Grim turns her gun on the carnie, but then stops And looks. At Pepper.
Pepper: "well"
Grim eyes her cautiously
Grim: "...you okay?"
Sydney Gaydos: "Do we need to incapacitate that one more? Gaydos wanted this to be as non-violent as possible but resisting arrest is basis for it."
E B.: "we'll have to wait and see" Pepper says.
The magic returns with a shock, but not as forceful as you anticipated with the amount that was displaced. Like a great deal of it was sucked away before it returned.
Grim has no perception of this whatsoever, she just knows Pepper looks like she swallowed the rest of her teeth
Pepper looks around, but since she's so tense she pivots her entire body.
Pepper squints, scratching at her chin.
Grim looks back at the shooting gallery lady, assured that it's probably fine
Pepper: "I thought. I could've sworn that was a surge going off just now. But nobody's--" she says, keeping her voice low and making vague hand gestures that don't mean anything.
Sydney Gaydos: "No one's hurt by random happenstance."
Pepper closes her eyes, thinking.
Pepper: "Sometimes I can figure it out."
Grim: "Ain't nothing I can see. Worry 'bout it after we got these marks rounded up."
Grim steps towards the shooting gallery woman to restrain her wrists
Pepper just stands there, concentrating. "Animate object?" she finally says with a frown and looks for any moving teapots.
Sydney Gaydos: "Come again, Pepper?"
Pepper: "Animate object it's like. I mean it does what it says. But I don't see anything."
Sydney Gaydos looks down at herself to see if anything came to life on her person.
Grim: "You ain't gotta worry so much, so you floated a softball off somewhere."
E B.: "No, but I've never cast it before, I don't know what--" Pepper starts. Pepper stops.
From the front of the fair grounds, there is a low keening. It raises in volume to a wail. Then a full on howl.
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1-200 😄
Y'all suck200: My crush’s name is: X (I don’t currently have one)
199: I was born in: Washington D.C
198: I am really: sleepy 
197: My cellphone company is: Verizon 
196: My eye color is: blue
195: My shoe size is: 6
194: My ring size is: 4.5
193: My height is: 5'1
192: I am allergic to: oh god literally all of nature, gluten, eggs, pineapple, cats, dogs
191: My 1st car was: Volvo 
190: My 1st job was: babysitting 
189: Last book you read: The Widow
188: My bed is: a full? 
187: My pet: 3 cats ( my cat is coco and she’s fat and adorable)
186: My best friend: hannah 
185: My favorite shampoo is: head and shoulders? 
184: Xbox or ps3: neither 
183: Piggy banks are: great
182: In my pockets: chopstick
181: On my calendar: work and doctors appointments 
180: Marriage is: a lifelong commitment 
179: Spongebob can: make you dumber
178: My mom: is the best even though sometimes we drive each other nuts 
177: The last three songs I bought were? Two heads, Church bells, and sleepover 
176: Last YouTube video watched: probably something on buzzfeed 
175: How many cousins do you have? 7
174: Do you have any siblings? Yes one sister
173: Are your parents divorced? Nope 
172: Are you taller than your mom? We're the same height 
171: Do you play an instrument? Piano and guitar
170: What did you do yesterday? spend time with my mom ( it was Mother’s Day)[ I Believe In ]
169: Love at first sight: no
168: Luck: no 
167: Fate: yes
166: Yourself: yes 
165: Aliens: yes 
164: Heaven: maybe 
163: Hell: no
162: God: yes 
161: Horoscopes: no, but I like them 
160: Soul mates: yes 
159: Ghosts: yes 
158: Gay Marriage:YES WHY IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION 
157: War: no 
156: Orbs: no 
155: Magic: no [ This or That ]
154: Hugs or Kisses: hugs
153: Drunk or High: drunk 
152: Phone or Online: phone 
151: Red heads or Black haired: black hair 
150: Blondes or Brunettes: brunettes 
149: Hot or cold: cold 
148: Summer or winter: summer 
147: Autumn or Spring: spring 
146: Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla 
145: Night or Day: NIGHT
144: Oranges or Apples: apples 
143: Curly or Straight hair: straight 
142: McDonalds or Burger King: McDonald’s 
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: milk
140: Mac or PC: PC
139: Flip flops or high heals: flip flops 
138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: sweet and poor 
137: Coke or Pepsi: coke 
136: Hillary or Obama: Obama 
135: Burried or cremated: cremated 
134: Singing or Dancing: neither. I’m so bad at both 
133: Coach or Chanel: Chanel?
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: Kat
131: Small town or Big city: big city 
130: Wal-Mart or Target: target 
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Ben stiller 
128: Manicure or Pedicure: manicure 
127: East Coast or West Coast: east coast 
126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas 
125: Chocolate or Flowers: flowers 
124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney 
123: Yankees or Red Sox: Yankees [ Here’s What I Think About ]
122: War: it’s horrible and should be avoided whenever possible 
121: George Bush: he’s an idiot who hired really terrible people to be his advisors, but he’s not a bad person at heart. 
120: Gay Marriage: it should be legal everywhere 
119: The presidential election: what the fuck is wrong with Americans. We elected a mad man 
118: Abortion: pro choice
117: MySpace: never had one 
116: Reality TV: it’s kinda of a waste of time 
115: Parents: love mine 
114: Back stabbers: they aren’t worth your time 
113: Ebay: great way to buy and sell shit
112: Facebook: nice to stay in touch with people, don’t post much 
111: Work: wish I didn’t have to do it 
110: My Neighbors: they’re great 
109: Gas Prices: meh? They’re not bad right now 
108: Designer Clothes: usually a waste of money 
107: College: it’s too fucking expensive!!!!!
106: Sports: they need to take a stronger stance against domestic violence 
105: My family: love to hate them 
104: The future: not sure. It’s scary [ Last time I ]
103: Hugged someone: an hour ago 
102: Last time you ate: 20 minutes 
101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: 2 days 
100: Cried in front of someone: January? 
99: Went to a movie theater: April 
98: Took a vacation: I’m currently on summer break :)
97: Swam in a pool: does a hot tub count? If so, December, if not I have no clue 
96: Changed a diaper: January 
95: Got my nails done: may of last year 
94: Went to a wedding: last May 
93: Broke a bone: last January 
92: Got a peircing: it will be two years ago in August ( I got my nose pierced for my 18th birthday) 
91: Broke the law: today when I went 40 in a 30
90: Texted: half-hour ago[ MISC ]
89: Who makes you laugh the most: Annabelle 
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: my cat 
87: The last movie I saw: the proposal 
86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: seeing my friends this summer 
85: The thing im not looking forward to: working 
84: People call me: soph, Sophie, Sophia 
83: The most difficult thing to do is: motivate myself to study 
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: nope 
81: My zodiac sign is: Leo 
80: The first person i talked to today was: my mom 
79: First time you had a crush: on a girl? High school, on a boy? I was like 6
78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: hannah 
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: this morning 
76: Right now I am talking to: Hannah 
75: What are you going to do when you grow up:
 Lawyer or a FBI agent 74: I have/will get a job: as a therapist maybe?
73: Tomorrow: I will clean my room 
72: Today: I cleaned my sisters room 
71: Next Summer: I will travel and visit friends 
70: Next Weekend: I will babysit 
69: I have these pets: 3 cats 
68: The worst sound in the world: someone I love crying 
67: The person that makes me cry the most is: my sister
66: People that make you happy: hannah, Emmy, Ashley, Isabelle, Annabelle, Kim, Liv 
65: Last time I cried: months ago 
64: My friends are: amazing, I’m so lucky to have them 
63: My computer is: a touch screen 
62: My School: Smith College
61: My Car: Volvo 
60: I lose all respect for people who: are willing to do anything to get ahead 
59: The movie I cried at was: I can’t remember 
58: Your hair color is: light brown 
57: TV shows you watch: madam secretary, law and order svu, suits, black mirror 
56: Favorite web site: Tumblr? 
55: Your dream vacation: on a beach with no responsibilities and my friends 
54: The worst pain I was ever in was: after getting my tonsils out 
53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium well
52: My room is: pretty clean 
51: My favorite celebrity is: Angelina Jolie 
50: Where would you like to be: with my friends 
49: Do you want children: I want to adopt them 
48: Ever been in love: nope 
47: Who’s your best friend: hannah 
46: More guy friends or girl friends: girl friends 
45: One thing that makes you feel great is: making someone else’s day better 
44: One person that you wish you could see right now: Ashley 
43: Do you have a 5 year plan: kinda? 
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: yup 
41: Have you pre-named your children: nope 
40: Last person I got mad at: my sister 
39: I would like to move to: New York City 
38: I wish I was a professional: organizer [ My Favorites ]
37: Candy: anything gummy 
36: Vehicle: Tesla 
35: President: Obama 
34: State visited: Arizona 
33: Cellphone provider: Verizon 
32: Athlete: Selena Williams 
31: Actor: the guy from the proposal ( I can’t remember his name, he’s also dead pool)
30: Actress: Angelina Jolie 
29: Singer: Hayley Kiyoko
28: Band: panic! At the disco 
27: Clothing store: anthropologie 
26: Grocery store: Whole Foods 
25: TV show: NCIS 
24: Movie: good will hunting 
23: Website: amazon
22: Animal: elephant 
21: Theme park: six flags 
20: Holiday: Christmas 
19: Sport to watch: hockey 
18: Sport to play: rock climb 
17: Magazine: National Geographic 
16: Book: to kill a mockingbird 
15: Day of the week: Friday 
14: Beach: the Cayman Islands 
13: Concert attended: Matt Nathanson 
12: Thing to cook: pesto pasta 
11: Food: watermelon 
10: Restaurant: a family run sushi place near me 
9: Radio station: country 
8: Yankee candle scent: anything citrus 
7: Perfume: something light and clean 
6: Flower: anything purple 
5: Color: blue 
4: Talk show host: jimmy Kimmel 
3: Comedian: the guy who used to host the tonight show 
2: Dog breed: new Finland 
1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Yup!
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