#Xiangling!MC: it was only ONCE! just ONCE! I SWEAR-

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❝ 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐲?! ❞

𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡… a poor, little kid calls you ugly and now has to face the wrath(?) of your s/o 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠… all of genshin impact + tears of themis x reader that i'm able to write for, can be read as the nxx boys x rosa/mc 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠… established relationship, fluff, slice of life, crack 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬… a kid calls y/n ugly *gasp* as if that can't be possible, look i know that celestine is engaged or smth but let's pretend she's not for the sake of these hcs, y/n isn't particularly bothered, implied violence, swearing 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐜𝐮𝐭… am i the only one who thinks that some of the rival attorneys we face in tot (howard syter and william lewis) are lowkey kinda hot-

𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤. — like, there's a line between teasing and straight up harassment; they didn't just cross it, no no, they erased it. 

↳ CHILDE, shenhe (but make it physical from the get-go), ei (shenhe 2.0), celestine, winnie cooper, itto, TOMO (aka kazuha's friend), eula

𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐬 (𝐚𝐥𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬), — and after the two of you walk away, they frantically try and reassure you that no, you're not ugly and that you're really pretty and oh god, now they're blushing wildly and curling up on the floor in embarassment... 

↳ LUKE, AYAKA, aether, HARRY GRANT, thoma, kiki, bennett, xiangling, yanfei-ish, amber, barbara, xinyan, yunjin, CHONGYUN, GOROU, ganyu, noelle, SUCROSE

𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐬 — at the kid. absolutely preposterous! absurd! ridiculous! you?? ugly??? there's no way! their laugh was so loud, it attracted the suspicion of not only you and the kid, but everybody else in the general vicinity of the scene.

↳ ITTO, yoimiya, LUMINE, razor, fischl, BEIDOU, xingqiu, kazuha, VENTI, hu tao 

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 — agrees with the kid, probably cackling once they heard the words come out from the culprit's mouth. the moment you turn around, however they flip the child off. 

↳ MARIUS, kaeya, heizou, YAE MIKO, WILLIAM LEWIS, ayato

𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭 — with you right on the spot; you're not sure if they're doing it to make you feel better or to mentally scar the poor kid. 

↳ childe, LISA, howard syter, BEIDOU, ningguang-ish, KAEYA, MARIUS

𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐝, — but proceeds to tighten their grip on you, nuzzling their face into your neck once y'all turn your backs against the child. after all, why would the two of you care about what some dumb kid thinks? 

↳ ARTEM, zhongli, makoto, KAZUHA (the duality), diluc (?), vyn, xiao, albedo, RAZOR, darius, shinobu, YELAN, jean, NINGGUANG, kokomi, keqing, yanfei, sara, mona, ROSARIA

𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝. <𝟑

#𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞.! #𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞.! #𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞.! #zhongli x reader #childe x reader #kaeya x reader #diluc x reader #jean x reader #heizou x reader #xiao x reader #artem wing x reader #marius von hagen x reader #luke pearce x reader #vyn richter x reader #albedo x reader #kazuha x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #lisa x reader

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*e a t s. g ri mm* NO SERIOUSLY- I THINK THEY MIGHT TRY TO COOK GRIMM AT FIRST-

AHAHAHAHAHAHA THEY SERIOUSLY WOULD XD

There was a reason Grim never took a step in the kitchen at all. Most people thought he was just uninterested when really he's terrified cause the moment he steps in, MC would grab him by the torso and shove him in a pot, just like back when they first met (UnU). But so far MC has changed, he's not taking any chances (Ù-Ú)

#Honeydew #Twisted Bloom #Twisted Wonderland #twst mc #twst yuu #Grim: Look. I like EATING food. not BEING them! #Xiangling!MC: -slowly cleaning their cooking appliances while looking at Grim dead in the eye- #Grim: you were thinking of cooking me weren't you?! #Xiangling!MC: uuuhhh... n-no! I would never! #Grim: Liar! You were weren't you?! #Xiangling!MC: it was only ONCE! just ONCE! I SWEAR- #this was how they argued back then UnU #poor Grim was very terrified of MC #but he slowly warmed up to them uvu #and now he's not scared of them! ( ╹▽╹ ) #..okay maybe a little scared of them but it's not that bad-