BECAUSE WE NEED MORE CHAOTIC FOUND FAMILY SHENANIGANS DAMMIT!!!
I need Astarion learning he can spider crawl on the ceiling, and then completely fucking with everyone. Everyone’s helms keep coming off their heads when they’re walking out the door? Astarion is failing at trying so hard not to laugh and give himself away. Lae’zel, Shadowheart, Gale, and Halsin’s hair keeps coming undone? Astarion is being a little shit again and stealing the ribbons/clips that hold them in place! Wyll and Karlach discovering their horns now have ridiculous looking ornaments/bells hanging off them? Astarion stole a bag from a shop and thought the two could use some more decoration!
I need Gale to decide that its time to remind everyone in camp where the real power is, and cast a protection spell on himself that makes him immune to intense heat, while making dinner as spicy as fuck! Then he can sit around calmly while everyone else is either crying about how they’re going to die, or rushing to dunk their entire head in the Chionthar
I need Halsin deciding he’s had enough of Minthara’s ‘Drow are so superior’ talk and secretly instructing everyone to act as if all is normal, while leaving an increasing amount of carved ducks around her tent area. Every time she enters/leaves her tent there are more and more freaking ducks!! And then she wakes one morning to find herself covered in them and her bedroll floating in the middle of the river!!
I need Shadowheart and Karlach to go around while everyone’s asleep and use her makeup to draw dicks and other offensive things on everyone else's faces, but then to make sure they aren’t caught, they do it to each other but it's super obvious they were the culprits cause they’re the only ones with compliments on their faces
I need Jaheira to absolutely misuse vine whip as an improvised leash so that keeping these stupid children she’s been saddled with from running off to die ridiculous deaths will be easier
@the-skeleton-speaks We need Astarion being designated the camp tailor, but he’s low-key salty about it because what the fuck do these people just not take care of their shit!? So he deliberately uses thread that is either the same color or just a tad too light/dark and embroiders insults into each of them
We need Karlach helping Wyll with his horns/hair, because he’s not used to working around them, but it takes her a while to get it the way he likes, and by the time she’s done, his neck and her hands are so damn sore
@ultimmmmmp We need Minthara and Lae’zel being absolute trolls and slipping Selunite trinkets/symbols all around Shadowheart’s tent, and then making comments about how bad she’s been at trying to convince them she was such an edgy cleric and followed Shar
@basiliskfree We need Karlach and Wyll getting too damn excited about all the hero stories to the point that they start role playing the fights and quoting terribly cheesy heroic banter
@ryttu3k (this is as close as I’ll get cause I’m not on the bloodweave ship XDDD) We need Astarion messing w/ Gale while he’s asleep by moving all of his bookmarks to the wrong pages, relocating his books around to other parts of the camp, and even being so brazen as to dogear a page or two in some of his known favs
@soul-of-rei We need Astarion, Lae’zel, and Shadowheart to be the mean girl crew, commenting on everything and everyone and just being general catty menaces! The three of them turn Vicious Mockery into an art to be feared! Practicing your fighting technique? Pathetic Istick! A Gith wouldn’t need to do it more than twice, yet you’ve been doing it all afternoon and you’re still sloppy as a hatchling! How about your makeup? Shar save us from your pathetic attempt at a smokey-eye... Is yellow your color? Darling if yellow was your color, then it wouldn’t leave you looking like a rotten lemon!
@scourgiez Gale and Jaheira just coming to the end of their patience with the aforementioned mean girl crew and casting silence on the lot of them, because holy fuck do they have to comment on every fucking thing within eyesight!?
Also please tag me if you draw these, I want to see all the things XDD
A drawing of @richiedicky and I’s lil’ character Anarchy.
Basically Cog Holly did the Magic-y tech-y whoohoo mind controlly stuff during Nightmare Night and hacked Cup’s cyber ware!!!! (As seen in a previous drawing I made on May 3rd)
So, bc technically cup was a being controlled by the cog, like Holly, when they go to the labyrinth they find the manifestation of cog-ified Cuphead: Anarchy!!!!! YAYYYYYYYY!!!!!! Our favorite boiiiiii!!!!!!
I can't have been the only one who thought of this when that patch went thru... XDDDD
Shadowheart: NO! NO!! MY ACCOUNTABILI-BUDDY!!
Gale: Well that doesn’t make you look very good, now does it, Shadow?
Shadowheart: I LOST HER WHEN LIGHTS WENT OUT!! I SWEAR!!
Karlach: Oof, really doesn’t look good for you, Shadow...
Orin: IT WAS ME!! I DID IT!!
Gortash: Actually, I can confirm that Shadow was circling around Admin yelling for Alfira
Orin: I’M THE IMPOSTER!!
Halsin: Quiet Orin, we all know you’re Jester this round; how do you know Shadow’s innocent Enver?
Gortash: Because I could hear her from Cams
Tav: I can actually confirm that, I passed by him in Cams before lights went out
Shadowheart: Ugh... So where was the body, Tav?
Tav: I found Alfira’s sweet, little hamslice down in Speci~
Astarion: I hate to say it Tav, but you’re looking pretty sus to me. Where the hells were you in all this? I haven’t seen you all last round!
Wyll: Says the guy who’s likely the Imposter...
Astarion: Wh- WYLl!! WHAT THE FUCK!?
Wyll: Oh don’t act so shocked, we all know it’s you, Astarion
Astarion: I- SERIOUSLY!? GALE! Back me up here! We did lights together!
Gale: ...uh...
Astarion: I WAS RIGHT THERE!!
Tav: You were acting pretty sus that round, Astarion...
Astarion: I HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN YOU THE WHOLE ROUND TAV!!
Orin: THAT’S BECAUSE IT WAS ME!!
Astarion: Oh for fucks sake, Orin...!
Gortash: Yes, yes, sure, Orin. You killed Alfira, we get it. Now sit down and shut up while we blame the literal bloodsucker
Astarion: Thank yo-wait! WHAT!?
Karlach: I don’t want to think badly of you Astarion, but I haven’t seen you the whole round either, so I dunno...
Halsin: I am so disappointed Astarion...
Astarion: WHY AM I THE IMPOSTER WHEN NOBODY HAS GIVEN ANY PROOF!?
Shadowheart: Astarion how could you!? Honestly!
Astarion: I FUCKING TURNED ON THE LIGHTS!!
Gale: So we’re all voting Astarion, then?
Astarion: GALE YOU FUCKING CUNT!!
I was just working on a personal reference for Cetus so I don't have to look at several pictures to keep his design consistent pff. I threw in a human for scale. I find it hilarious how Cetus just keeps going.
Then I threw in Merry and Tide so I can keep their sizes semi-consistent too. Them being in the same world and all (but not in the same time period).
The people working with Cetus got nerves of steel.