Imagine finding Mantis at your door in the middle of the night. You can see her cheeks are stained with tears as you usher her into your room. She joins you on your bed, her head lowered as she stares at her lap. You don’t press Mantis for reasons, instead rubbing her back. She mutters about her nightmare of entering Thanos’s mind. You silently listen to her because there are no comforting words to give her. The best you can do is offer her your support. Regardless, Mantis approached you after her nightmare.
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The real reason Moon Knight wasn’t in Infinity War/Endgame is that Steven would’ve absolutely verbally decimated Thanos within five minutes of hearing his stupid motivation monologue, I said what I said and also I’m right.
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film bros are so funny when they argue with marvel fans or when they talk about "having taste". also when they get angry at those fans for not showing interest in the piece of cinema they deem good and important. 'cause what did you expect is gonna happen when you alienate the masses by insulting their intelligence?? you think they'd come knocking at your door with popcorn and soda asking for a marathon of your top 10 picks of the greatest films ever made? lol.
like y'all need to understand that when your criticism and hatred of the mcu are directed at the people who consume and enjoy those movies instead of solely at the corporation/s that make them, that just makes everything you say about those films an act of highbrow snobbery and thus, automatically invalidates your opinion to me, sorry.
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I can't function properly so heres a list of elm headcanons:
He's capable of sleeping upside down, but that would also require him to transform at least his legs to be able to hang, right...
(he doesn't need sleep it just passes time)
FANGS :((( EVEN IF THEYRE TINY!!
He takes care of his nails on a regular basis. Probably doesn't see the point in nail polish if the paint is just going to chip off.
I imagine he likes figs. slide a fig cake in front of him and its gonna be the highlight of his week. Mangoes may be suitable too
His hypothetical room at the castle would be pretty barren. He wouldn't care to go in that much and thinks its ridiculous that they gave him a room anyhow.
He is actually curious about humans, but more in a manner of confusion. Why do they argue if it's not going to mean anything in a week's time? Why do they do away with their wealth for meaningless trinkets? Quickly-fleeting impulses that do not have any greater value in years to come.
He's also a hypocrite when he scoffs at how impulsive humans are. But this isn't about him, of course. It's about the humans.
If it's cold, he's leaving. Completely intolerable to it. NY alt touches on this but im talking "no way am i going out there are u kidding me" kind of cold hater.
If someone asked him for directions in the castle, he'd give them the wrong directions just to fw them.
Can be found perched on top of the following: balcony railings, street lamps, monumental Askran statues (illegal), tree limbs, chandeliers, and ceiling beams.
Can also be found at cattle ranches, observing the herds from the fences.
May have tried approaching one at some point but the cow got spooked by his flying.
I definitely have more than that but that's enough for now. I am very hyperfixated on this guy rn.
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Thanos stabbing Eros.
Corvus: you are suppose to ask a question first.
Thanos: what color is my underwear *STABS*
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