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sgt-celestial · 3 months
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babies if they had tumblr
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grrrr my gums hurt so bad. cant wait for this stupid teething thing to be over so i'll never have to grow out teeth again
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do you think strawberry and that blueberry guy ever...nay i shant say
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🎈 anklebiter2023
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@ elmo ELMOOOOOO
#hes so cute 😭😭 #elmo #ankle babbles
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finally getting the hang of walking 😁 will post video showing my progress once my fine motor skills have fully developed
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🍭 i-classify-soft-foods reblogged
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scranning
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Heinz apricot and peach muesli
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goo goo ga ga <- just a look into the machinations of my twisted mind
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birdmenmanga · 2 months
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I think there's no greater indication that disco elysium is sympathetic towards communism when it literally says "communism is failure" and then the literal gameplay itself rewards trying and failing. The most obvious one being the Shivers check at the FELD mural, which is an Impossible 20 check BUT opens itself up again and again the longer you spend in the world doing things, but even just looking at sheer probabilities, for any given white check, rolling first and THEN putting a point into that skill upon failure is more likely to grant you success than putting a point first and then rolling, but that would require failing first.
Other things too: Precarious world saying you'll 100% fail red checks no matter what (not necessarily a bad thing, btw!! throwing the boule into the sea is a success but like. in some other ways one would want a perfect petanque throw instead. but people wouldn't typically assume that failure is desirable sometimes from the start) persuading you to accept that you'll fail some things that is irrevocable, for a world where everything is just a tiny bit easier.
The faux game over screen when you faint after reading Dora's letter— emulating a sense of failure on the scale of the entire game. When it rolls up most people go "What?? Game over?? No way, what did I do wrong!!" and waking up after that, with no huge or lasting impact on Harry's health or morale really tells the player, "Sometimes things will seem so bad that it all seems like it's coming to an end, but it's not the end, it's really not the end, go drink so water, you can still go on despite this failure"
I'm sure there are other things as well that are eluding me but like. The literal gameplay rewards failing and succeeding far more so than simply succeeding every single time, and I think you get a fuller experience of Elysium that way too
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ikiprian · 18 days
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Clone’s Best Friend
“Cute dog!” the girl says. “What breed is he?”
“Uh,” blinks Kon. "Are you asking what breed Superdog is?"
“Uh, duh?”
Well. She’ll have to forgive him his stunned expression, ‘cause he doesn’t usually run into other dog walkers on this path. This is, of course, because “path” is used in the loosest sense, the one that connotates direction and not tread ground, and the “walk” bit is entirely inapplicable, with all of them currently flying one thousand feet above sea level.
“Cujo’s a rescue,” she continues, swinging her feet in the sky, “so we don’t know for sure, but my sister thinks part husky, part shar pei. Half-and-half, like me!”
Cujo is also, apparently, half green and half glowing. He wiggles happily in a play-bow. It’s very cute, except for the way he’s the size of a small house.
Krypto’s tough, though. He barks and chases his new friend through cloud cover. Gamely, Cujo flees. They frolic in the chilly condensation, occasionally poking a head out before diving back in, like a fox in a snowdrift.
Neither of them see anything surprising about this. It’s all good fun. And, well. Krypto’s always been a good judge of character.
Kon turns back to the girl and gives her a megawatt smile.
“He’s Kryptonian. Like me. But he looks like a white lab!”
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theplatypusblue · 3 months
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extremely dumb comic detailing a small misunderstanding. ninjago lore gets pretty wild.....
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livwritesstuff · 11 days
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inspired by a conversation i walked past during my commute this morning
Eddie is outside when Steve arrives home from work, sitting on the front porch and waiting for their daughters’ bus to drop them off from school.
“Hey!” Eddie grins as Steve makes his way up the steps, “You’re home early.”
“Last client of the day canceled,” he replies, and he grabs Eddie’s hands to pull him to his feet and into a long kiss.
“I love you,” Steve said when he pulled away, snaking his arms around Eddie’s waist to hold him close, “So much.”
“I love you too, Stevie,” Eddie laughed, “Something happen today?”
“Not really. There’s just this guy – the guy who started at my practice last month.”
“The one you don’t like?” Eddie clarifies.
“Ed – I hate him. He came in all smug and smiling today and looked so thrilled to be there, and someone was like dude, what’s your deal? And he had the audacity to say, my wife is home with two sick kids, so…”
Eddie made a face.
“Like, don’t sound so fuckin’ proud of yourself, man,” Steve continued, shaking his head, “Whatever. Anyways, I looked at his schedule and – get this – he had one client today. At three in the afternoon. So he spent the entire day lounging around the office doing jack shit while his wife was home with a sick baby and toddler.”
“What a prick.”
“Right? Anyways, I just want to make sure you know how much I appreciate you and how you stay home with our ridiculous children while I go to work, and that I’m thinking about you guys all day, and all I ever really want is to be home with you.”
“I know you do,” Eddie tells him, because he totally does. He knows it in the way Steve’s week is about as short as it’s allowed to be, and in the way he always checks in on Eddie when he gets home to feel out the day he’d had and to give him a “night off” if he needs one.
Steve nods, and then he adds, “When I was leaving I made a whole point of saying, like, headed home to spend time with my husband and children who I adore more than anything.”
“Of course you did.”
“Kind of forgot he’s also a licensed and practicing therapist so he totally knew I was being passive aggressive.”
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findafight · 2 months
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Funniest part of Charles having cancer is that my grandpa might live to see his fourth British coronation
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longelk · 3 months
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some more Inscryptions drawn as Flight Risings :)
part 1
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months
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Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 1: Dread on Arrival
(Part 2)
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virgamsysxvolumes · 3 months
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Complex Organisms
Tags: Trans!Danny, toddler Danielle&Dan, Unhinged yandere Vlad, intrusive Batfam, complex family relationships, complex Fenton parents(they're trying because they do love Danny but they're also insane)
Part Two (here)
Danny had known he was adopted since he was about ten years old. His parents had told him on his birthday after all, he had even met his biological mother, a distant cousin of Maddie's. He had wanted to meet her but she had outright refused, he was her greatest shame after all, a child out of wedlock and from a ditzy playboy no less. It had been a rough year for him.
Vlad had only found out recently and he had taken it worse than Danny did. But then again, he'd never been the most mentally stable person Danny had ever met. Maybe he shouldn't have been surprised that Vlad's most recent completely unhinged plot to try and force him into becoming his son involved holding Danielle and Dan hostage and threatening to destabilize them entirely if Danny wouldn't become a family with him. Vlad seemed torn between hating Danny for not being Maddie's son and loving him for being the only other True Halfa in existence. Danny thought it was hypocritical of him to be angry about Danny being adopted when he was constantly trying to force adopt him himself.
In the end Vlad did destabilize them but Danny had gotten to them in time to be able to bring them to Frostbite for a chance to save them. The only way to save them had been to hold onto their cores inside himself until their human bodies could 'reform'. The dysphoria the 'pregnancy' had caused him was insane. Luckily he hadn't actually needed to give birth naturally and they were able to just phase out of him, unluckily the whole process had turned them into actual babies and Danny had finally had to just confess to his parents everything. If only to assure himself that his children would be safe with them.
Jack and Maddie had been sickened, infuriated, and distraught but not for the reasons Danny had originally thought they would be. Vlad was officially on their vivisection list, but on the bright side they had fully accepted Danny and the newly 'born' twins Danielle and Danior. They had also begun reworking their ghost theories and working towards getting the anti-ecto acts abolished by bringing to light some "new discoveries". Unfortunately they had also gotten extremely overprotective of him.
They had gotten all the paperwork and legal finagling done to claim that Dani and Dan were Jazz and Danny's siblings to avoid any uncomfortable questions for Danny. But it was pretty much an open secret in town that Danny had gone missing for a good few months quite suddenly and upon his return he suddenly had new twin siblings. Nobody said anything about it though, Amity was very good with open secrets after all.
This all coalesced into Danny's most recent situation however, with Danny bouncing his leg in agitation in a cafe in a Gotham museum with a cup of coffee in hand. Valarie, Sam, and Tucker sat at the table with him. Star, Paulina, Kwan, and Dash were sitting at a table not all that far away and Wes had managed to pull Mikey into sitting at the table closest to the Ghost Group without being too obviously creepy about it.
"Looks like Fenturd is still panicking about leaving the brats behind." Dash sighed in agitation.
"Well, I mean, it is his first time away from them since they were born I'm pretty sure. That's like a huge step for anyone." Star remarked taking multiple pictures of her frappe.
"Can you blame him for freaking out? He left them with his parents, yeah Jazz is there but that's still like, two against one!" Kwan also commented.
"I don't know how his parents still have custody of him let alone the munchkins." Paulina remarked in a lower voice a bit of disdain on her beautiful features. "Just pray those nuthouse rejects don't do anything to fuck up or he's going to flatten the Midwest."
"Fentonio wouldn't flatten the Midwest, he's too much of a pushover." Dash scoffed dismissively.
"Just because he lets you wail on him in that stupid weird macho game you two play doesn't mean he's a pushover." Paulina said flatly.
"I stopped okay! I just didn't want him to think I didn't see him as a man! It's complicated!" Dash protested.
"It's really not. You just suck at processing your own feelings and didn't want to accept you had a crush." Star snorted with amusement, finally putting her phone away so that she could actually drink her coffee monstrosity.
"I did not! That's a huge lie!" Dash protested loud enough that the other tables looked over at him. He flushed and lowered his voice again. "I did not have a crush on that dweeb."
"Woof, buddy...if I knew you did that cause of a crush I would have told you to stop it. Wow, you totally bombed any chance you might have had." Kwan couldn't help but laugh at him.
"Shut up! It's nothing like that! You're all assholes!" Dash hissed defensively.
"Yeah, okay Dash. Whatever." Paulina snorted, rolling her eyes heavily at him.
"Alright class, let's continue the tour!" Mr. Lancer announced with confidence. The kids sighed but still got up to follow their teacher.
"This is so much more boring than I thought it would be. What happened to the violent rogues we were promised?" Kwan couldn't help but lament as they walked through the exhibits.
"Why do you even care? You got assigned Mad Hatter and there's no way that's happening anyway." Paulina remarked with a smirk.
"Ugh, no fair. How come I didn't get one of the bigger ones?" Kwan pouted.
"Luck of the draw friendo!" Dash laughed.
"You're just saying that cause you drew Killer Croc." Kwan complained.
"Suck it up Complainy-Pants, we all have to do our part to keep the Ghost Gang from an accidental murder wrap while we're here. Lancer's giving us all in house suspension if we slip up and let even one of them handle a human on this trip." Star reminded him with a jab to his ribs.
It was a whole hour before anything happened after that. They had already been in the main lobby to wrap up their majorly uninteresting museum trip when the windows locked down and goons rushed in, all dressed in green with question marks all over. Star felt a thrill and her eyes flashed as she got hyped. The Riddler strutted in with tremendous confidence.
"Well hello there kiddos! We're gonna play a game together! To welcome you into Gotham of course." The Riddler announced, he was a little surprised when all but four of the people present all looked simultaneously at a petite blond girl who was staring him down like an animal. "Uh."
"Hold please~" Star spoke delightedly and handed her purse to Paulina who took the offered item with a prideful smirk.
"Get his ass baby!" Paulina cooed adoringly.
"I got a game we can play!" Star cheered, she moved faster than anyone actually saw. Before any of the goons could take action and before Riddler could dodge she grabbed him by the throat and slammed him into the tile floors. "How about a game of Pink Belly?!"
"Aaah!" It was not a good day for Riddler or his goons. He'd never flashed back to high school so fast in his life.
By the time Signal got to the museum to break up the commotion Riddler was the one in need of rescue. There had only been about six goons and the kids had hog tied them and thrown them off to the side while they somehow managed to hang Riddler off the ceiling and had been using him as a pinata. Two of the bigger guys would tug on the rope while a blindfolded blond girl took swings at him with her bare fists and cackled when she landed a punch. Riddler was crying.
"Wow, what did Riddler do to Star? I've never seen her so personally vindictive against someone." Danny couldn't help but remark.
"Probably his outfit, it is a complete eyesore and that's coming from me dude." Tucker remarked.
"You guys are idiots." Sam sighed rolling her eyes, Valarie shook her head fondly but clearly agreed with Sam.
"Uh, okay guys. Break it up. I gotta get these guys to the cops." Signal managed to get himself together and try to get things back under control.
Signal did not miss the kid that looked like a twiggy teen version of Bruce Wayne despite his lack of reaction to him. He could just be a doppelganger, but better safe than sorry. The kids were clearly disappointed by Signal's interference as most of them groaned loudly and complained but they did listen to him and released the villains into Signal's custody.
"Lame." Mikey complained. "I was hoping for more teeth, I had a project idea."
"You're weird art project is creepy, stop collecting teeth Mikey." Wes hissed.
"You're one to talk, Mr. Collage-Of-My-Crush." Mikey scoffed, rolling his eyes. Wes flushed and punched him in the arm.
"It's a conspiracy board! Conspiracy!!" Wes snapped at him.
"Yeah, sure it is." Mikey muttered.
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jayteeay · 6 months
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THE KING OF SILLIES
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bro I have not drawn this madafaka in ages. as a casual papyrus enjoyer i haven’t drawn him even 1% as much as I need to. prolly cause he’s SO DAMN HARD TO DRAW AND FOR WHAT REASON
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wolfythewitch · 4 months
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Why'd he have to get crucified :( he should have been at the club
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kbergceramics · 11 months
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fucka you
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basard
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dapper-lil-arts · 13 days
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Darlings. is it gay when the phantom you created as a manifestation of your dreadfull loneliness takes the form of one of your closest friends.
Fanart of this pretty good horror rarijack fanfic, "The haunting of carroussel boutique" personaly i am surprised the writer didnt take the chance to point out how fucking funny this is. Me n kim started laughing about it during stream and i just had to draw this
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coldninjaruins-blog · 9 months
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Do you ever think about how in order for the idea of stranger things s1 to work they had to create a boy so special and loved to the point that his mother and friends would do the impossible to find him and bring him back, even if that includes monsters and alternate dimensions? Especially since that boy doesn't get a lot of screen time but he hunts the narrative, he's a fundamental part of it.
You have to understand why people want him back so badly, why they love him, you have to get that.
And Will Byers was born out of that idea.
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nelkcats · 6 months
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Winter in Spring
Danny was not a spirit of the seasons, he didn't have any idea if those kinds of spirits existed out of movies, what he did know was that for some reason the flowers were behaving rather strangely in one particular dimension right at the beginning of spring. And although he certainly didn't want to affect the place he knew he had to investigate it.
From what it seemed: strange plants that glowed just like those born in the Infinite Realms were appearing in Gotham and coming to life on their own. At first he suspected Undergrowth but the Ancient was offended by the accusation and commented that he was too busy in his haunt to care about a random city. Which turned out to be true.
Then he thought that maybe it was fine: the bright flowers seemed harmless (although they were very very...alive?) and didn't hurt anyone. That was until a red-haired girl seemed to upset them and they started attacking everyone around them; unfortunately, because they were ghost flowers they could dodge attacks very easily and the "heroes" couldn't defend themselves.
So, with no other options Danny traveled to Gotham and well, to put it simply he became a fake winter spirit; what else was he supposed to do? He needed an alibi and to spread ice as quickly as possible. Telling Gothamites that winter was coming early because of him was the least of his problems.
What he didn't expect was that after turning the city into a wasteland of ice and snow (and saving them from the invasion of ghost flowers, you're welcome), some guys in bat suits would start following him around with questions. He also didn't expect one of them to stare at him and ask if he'd be back in winter, he wondered if faking his identity was a good idea.
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joonsbubu · 4 months
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so its been 2 months. youll never guess what caught my attention now
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