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#We objectify men
rendevok · 1 year
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Inspired by these pants
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gaykhonshu · 1 year
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will graham is the #1 malewife of all time
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ofalltheginjoints · 2 years
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mndvx · 1 year
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honeybyte · 6 months
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. well,
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ieatassbylilroblox · 8 months
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Dear sweet clown sluts, here's this. Have fun with it (18+, kids).
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diorsbrando · 1 year
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aight look. *heavy sigh* ion like him bc he’s an awful father and just….bad at parenting but damn. i’d fuck him. id let him fuck me. id ride his face
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pelcrow · 2 months
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could i offer you some shirtless dads
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notashrew · 8 months
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So I told my friend, who's not a Tumblr user, how much I want to just "put a clothing peg on the scruff of Herbert West's neck and toss him down the stairs" and he called me out for thinking weird things (glorifying his words here). And then I'm just going through people's Re-animator tags to see posts and I read things like "I want to put Herbert in a glass jar and study him" "I want to turn him into a pill and swallow him with a glass of water" etc etc. People just turned this horror movie character who brings dead people back to life and does morally questionable choices and what not mad-scientist bs and treat him like a small animal and toy and all things considered I think that's just the funniest shit
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holysaintscathedral · 6 months
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You know when men take their suspenders off and let them hang on their hips? Absolute slutty behaviour.
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arachnits · 4 months
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me n my friend couldn't fucking come up with what axel's christmas town outfit would be and we ended up deciding to go with the funniest option of him just rocking a slutty santa outfit
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d3rpydoods · 4 months
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I say this with all the love in my heart, I love how you give everyone in MK the fattest ass imaginable. Keep it up king
Why thank ya kindly! Truth be told, you shouldn’t be fooled when you see my name on all my art - the shear density of those dumpies are my ACTUAL watermarks- and if they’re not in view, the meat mountains on their chests serve the same purpose
The real trademark of my art fr fr - it’s what they deserve 🍑😩✨
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everythingsinred · 6 months
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controversial opinion of the year is that i dont think barbie was that great bc its message was all over the place and also they didnt realize they had made kens the women in their story so it just seemed bizarrely misogynistic to me
#little anya things#me mid-movie: ahh i see so the kens are women in this lil scenario#the movie: ACTUALLY no we have no idea what we're doing#before u come at me. 1. 'women view each other as competitors not for jobs or accomplishments#but for the attention of men'#2. the general vibe of condescension towards ken's efforts on beach echoing specific condescension of men towards women's interests#that 'oh u pathetic thing u' vibe was so strong#3. ken being shocked that a woman respected him enough to ask him for the time. an event that HAS NEVER happened to him before#he is so touched by the feeling of respect... 4. nobody knows where the kens even live.#miss representation quote abt how 50% of the population is disinterested in the other half.#5. barbie feels instantly objectified in the real world whereas ken instantly feels respected in a way hed never been#6. they dont even have genitals so ken arent actually men and barbies arent actually women bc thats not how things work in their world#listen the first half of that movie i was like. so kens are women here.#then theres the typical revenge narrative where they start the 'patriarchy' that wasnt rly all that creative but fine#but then they got all confusing and barbies are women and kens are just men who have been rightfully oppressed all along?? even tho#theyve been women-coded this whole time. okay#7. kens go back to having no government representation or right to vote and this is sposed to be funny. i guess?#im not mad at the movie for being misandrist bc it wasnt. it was just trying too hard to do too many things#that it ended up just seeming misogynistic to me#not to mention it was doing the bare minimum and is just step one in a huge capitalist ploy to start making a bunch of toy-related movies#im genuinely shocked i havent seen any criticism abt it on tumblr when its such a sloppy film throwing out a confused message#in order to make money and sell dolls. what exactly am i supposed to take away from this.... it just seems so bizarrely hypocritical#for mattel to make a movie where they feature as side-antagonists who essentially learn nothing... just for mattel irl to make more money#off of everything they mentioned in the movie. like. what changed.#also america ferrera's character existed just to give that speech and otherwise she and her daughter were not relevant to the plot at all#it was funny and aesthetic and all but the more i think abt it the more im not all that impressed. idk. am i missing smth#i dont think so. i disagree w most ppl's analysis praising it. idk idk
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s0livagant · 2 years
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Why is Jake built like a beautiful lady
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