Dear sweet clown sluts, here's this. Have fun with it (18+, kids).
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aight look. *heavy sigh* ion like him bc he’s an awful father and just….bad at parenting but damn. i’d fuck him. id let him fuck me. id ride his face
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So I told my friend, who's not a Tumblr user, how much I want to just "put a clothing peg on the scruff of Herbert West's neck and toss him down the stairs" and he called me out for thinking weird things (glorifying his words here). And then I'm just going through people's Re-animator tags to see posts and I read things like "I want to put Herbert in a glass jar and study him" "I want to turn him into a pill and swallow him with a glass of water" etc etc. People just turned this horror movie character who brings dead people back to life and does morally questionable choices and what not mad-scientist bs and treat him like a small animal and toy and all things considered I think that's just the funniest shit
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You know when men take their suspenders off and let them hang on their hips? Absolute slutty behaviour.
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me n my friend couldn't fucking come up with what axel's christmas town outfit would be and we ended up deciding to go with the funniest option of him just rocking a slutty santa outfit
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I say this with all the love in my heart, I love how you give everyone in MK the fattest ass imaginable. Keep it up king
Why thank ya kindly! Truth be told, you shouldn’t be fooled when you see my name on all my art - the shear density of those dumpies are my ACTUAL watermarks- and if they’re not in view, the meat mountains on their chests serve the same purpose
The real trademark of my art fr fr - it’s what they deserve 🍑😩✨
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Why is Jake built like a beautiful lady
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