#WHY YOU DO MY MANS LIKE THIS 💀💀

[myfandomhalf]

The amount of Dazai mischaracterization in this fandom is CRAZY

I’m not tagging this with a thing because I don’t feel like getting jumped today but whew I was pleasantly surprised at the amount of people finally realizing that Dazai doesn’t actually give a shit about Sigma past “this is a person -> this person became involved in a dangerous situation -> the right thing to do is my best to try to keep them alive” NOT “I must keep this person alive because they matter a lot to me personally and I would be very sad if they died or got hurt” 🥴 plus also the fact that Sigma is useful to him for information, I do think he would’ve tried to keep him alive even if he wasn’t useful, but NOT because he cares about him or has some sort of personal interest in his well being 💀 (he also would probably not have tried as hard if sigma wasn’t useful)

Like that’s so crazy to me do y’all even know who Dazai is 😭😭

Anyway like I was saying I was pleasantly surprised and then those people started showing up with their pitchforks and now I’m back to having very little faith

#just needed somewhere to rant #why do you guys want Dazai to be a goody goody so bad #DAZAI?? caring about a man he met 10 minutes ago??? #PLEEEEAAASE be so serious #he barely even cares about (redacted for my own safety) #I saw someone say well I’m insert mental health stuff here and I met someone new and cared about them quickly #like okay??? lmao 💀💀 #who cares??? #you’re not Dazai??? #but wait 🤔🤔 ohhh I see #you’re projecting #now that makes more sense #please separate yourselves from characters when you’re analyzing CANON content #okay I’m done #believe it or not I have more controversial opinions #but this is so ridiculous #the funny part is as SOON as I saw that panel I told myself #watch them twist this to make it seem as if Dazai is worrying about sigma #AND I WAS RIGHT

[eebie]

people who act like liking.or dare i say sympathizing with spot as a character is a moral failing

#stop treatin fictional characters like real people You are killing your media literacy #he’s a SYMPATHETIC VILLAIN THATS THE ENTIRE POINTT #like why are you boring as fuck do you want it to be clear who’s good and who’s bad Do uou want no complexity of character #(jesse voice.)​there’s heaven and hell in all of us Bitch!!! #sorry this has been in my heart for a bit😓 #my rambles #like obviously if he was a real dude acting like how he did in th latter half of the movie he would fucking suck #but he’s not #its ok ….*talking like im calming a spooked horse* easy now Settle down #nobody is agreeing with his actions man Like killing ppl 💀💀💀 But the fact that he was originally a decent guy #driven by shit hand after shit hand to do these drastic and awful things is INTERESTING !! #an relatable in a sense Nobody is perfect and although not 2 the point where theyre causing hundreds if not thousands of deaths #but at a smaller scale like snapping at someone uou care about because u r stressed #stuff like that

[heartsburst]

WHY MUST I ALWAYS GET INTO THE SADDEST FUCKING SHIPS WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS TO MYSELF

#frankie yells #like fucking. sure any ship can be made sad if you try harder enough but also. fucking. why must it always be tragic little gays #im not complaining but also i keep fucking doing this to myself man why do i keep making myself sad over fictional gays 😭😭 #like do i just only interact with the shit that makes me sad??? do i only really get engaged with sad fics etc. for them???? #is this a me problem???? #like. um. griddlehark. destiel. hannigram (sort of). ash/eiji. satosugu. aziracrow. zukka (in certain directions). shory. aaronneil. #most of my ao3 bookmarks are me sobbing my eyes out... #OH WAIT ALSO FUCKING. REDDIE 😭😭😭😭😭 I KNEW I WAS FORGETTING SOME BUT OMG REDDIEEEE #me like what if none of the mfs had a happy ending together? what then? #like babygirl are you okay??? why do you always want to be so sad?? #oh god also fucking [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]... both of which i had to stop reading fics for bc i was making myself too sad #like genuinely there is a certain very long fic that i had to put down bc i was making myself depressed #OHMYGOD I FORGOT WANGXIAN AND BINGQIU.... honestly mdzs and svsss in general... kicking my feet 1 moment and sobbing the next #there are sooo many ships in both of those that make me so very sad... too many to remember or list atm tbh #i should go to bed 💀 lmao #it's too late for this nonsense ans i shouldn't have been watching destiel and hannigram compilations in the first place... of course im #just making myself sad...

[irritablepoe]

💀💀💀💀💀

#tell my why my father felt the need to throw out SO MUCH MONEY. AGAIN. JESUS CHRIST #I'm this close 🤏🤏🤏🤏 to tell him to bring that back #the dude really thinks money equals love #bro you can't BUY HER AFFECTION LITERALLY DO ANYTHING ELSE BUT DON'T THROW OUT SO MUCH MONEY FOR NOTHING #I'm so angry wtf #wtffff #johnny's silly rambles #what do i do now??? #I don't want to blow the surprise.. #i mean my mum kinda knows what he'd buy #but this??????? #i think i scared her already with my reaction just now💀 #fml why is he like this😐 #hello you don't get much money and maybe we want to eat still #like fuck off man #hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[russellius]

Why do you have to be so anti everyone? you have a really good blog but it's just not fun anymore

... what 🧍🏻‍♀️

#tf do you mean im anti everyone im literally doing nothing on here except posting about one guy? #like 😭 #what do you want from me #im depressed and i have a hyperfixation. the primary focus of this blog is to have an outlet for that. #if this is about me not posting certain drivers again - can we just move on. #nobody is forcing you to follow a blog you dont enjoy #if you dont get the content you want from here you are always free to seek it elsewhere #or you can post it yourself. #i have my interests and i will stick to them #and thats not me being 'anti everyone' lol like. i dont even fucking slander anyone 💀 #im just here posting 24/7 about one dude ffs. #let me be please :) #answered #(like. when did i ever post driver hate. how am i 'anti everyone'. half of the grid i havent even mentioned on here) #(man. yall make this site so much fun huh.) #((just. why am i expected to post content i dont like. or what is this about. i have been consinstently blogging the same way #for months and months.)) #(wait. did the toto slander upset you? bro come on now)

[abrill]

I -

I just hate the men of my country the most.

And if you are not the one, just know how good you are 😭.

#why the fuck i replied to that text... maybe cause he was famous blogger here💀. but man literally spoiled my night. #you can't like the personality of every literature guy.. that's fucking true💀💀💀💀. #like seriously you can talk to me without flirting but no. i used to flirt and do loved it but now i don't wanna do it with anyone........

[cancerian-woman]

i ain’t never seen somebody say they like Alaric and stand on that claim fr.

#this was so random but I’m dead ass serious 😭 #and if you do like that man do NAWT tell me #this is my house & idc if u like the man but 💀 why do u like him is my question lol #anti alaric saltzman #tvd #the vampire diaires

[volatilechemicalz]

Apparently my voice can go a lot deeper than I though t . huh

#noodle talks #not art #was listening to chogakusei's cover of new darling and was like huh . wonder if i can do that . and i can ! wow #this is why my one cousin said like i sounded like a grown man 💀 (i am. not a man) #🔪 #im not complaining at all this is cool #for any1 who hasnt listened to chogakusei before 1 you should n 2 his voice is deep is fuck and i can do that :3

[specialshinytrinkets]

Okay, so I wanted to send my mutual an episode of KikoRiki to familiarise him with Pin — a character I really like (one episode isn't enough to say EVERYTHING about him, but dear god, he's the best, I love the kid robot's German mechanic dad :> )

Which meant I had to watch one episode to see what his name is, since some were changed in the English dub

And holy hell........

(English dub)

(Original)

The difference is driving me insane. Literally

I know that dubs aren't always good at conveying the original's intent, look no further than Gumball's Russian dub with its censorship of "harsh" words like "butt", but THEY STRAIGHT UP CHANGE LINES TO SOMETHING THAT BARELY MAKES THE DIALOGUE FLOW AND THE VOICES ARE KILLING ME

so yeah i found another thing to be mad at

#random.dusty #kikoriki #смешарики #pls where's the techno scatting in the end what the fuck is 'wally in the house' PLEASE 😭😭😭😭 #you don't understand i love pin sm he's just like me fr #i love him speaking german i love him getting mad at things not working i LOVE that he went through essentially #an artist's crisis in one episode i love him laughing at his own stories despite nobody else getting it HE'S SO FUCKINGSTCSRSCSUCWJS #they didn't do justice to him and many others why does sovunya (olga) sound like that she's too young >:( #and losyash (doco)......... despite knowing what happens in the episode i thought that was kar-karych at first #WHERE'S THE BI WITH MALE LEAN VOICE?????? >:[[[[[[ #also if you didn't know uh i'm a sovunya x kar-karych x losyash truther they're all married and they love each other sorry 💅💅💅 #but anyways barash's (wally's) monologue in the middle about aliens capturing him to teach him their 'horrible' dances #IT'S SO NOT IT IN ENGLISH DUB LIKE MY MAN WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS IT BARELY MAKES SENSE 💀💀💀💀 #in rus it's 'did you get scared' 'no i'm not allowed to take anything close to heart. neither good nor bad' #'you're lucky. i get nightmares about aliens taking me on their ship and teaching me their horrible dances' #IT'S SO SIMPLE AND SO FLOWY AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #russian media #Youtube

[kittyhazelnut]

You have to kidding when you say lokius or whatever is the superior Loki ship? Just because you ship it that doesn't make it superior. On top of that Mobius is the ugliest person to ever ship loki with

man, fuck off. someone asked me my opinion on Loki ships and I responded with my opinion on Loki ships. this is that whole "everyone on tumblr is chronically online and thinks every post must be About Them Specifically" bullshit I was talking about earlier. a girl can't even call her fav ship superior in her own post about her own ships without some asshole getting mad that I didn't account for Every Single Marvel Fan's Opinion Ever. make your own post about your own favorite Loki ship if you're this bitter idfc just go away

#also imagine thinking 'he's ugly' is a good defense about why you don't like a ship? #especially when that ugly person is Owen Wilson as Mobius M Mobius‚ the most precious bean of all precious beans??? #when i look at Mobius I don't even see Mobius okay when I look at Mobius i see a being who descended from the heavens #Jesus Himself wept the first time He saw Mr. Mobius M. Mobius because He knew He would never live up to this man #I don't see how you can be upset with *me* for seeing Mobius for the beautiful wholesome fantastic man he is #is it my fault that you're too blind to see the complete and utter adoration Mobius has for this man‚ this god‚ this BEING he's been #searching for for years? is it my fault that you don't understand how deeply and hopelessly in love Mobius fell before hed even met a Loki? #your ignorance to the greatest love story of all time reflects only on yourself‚ anon‚ not on me #fr tho jokes aside i dont give a fuck what you ship and what you don't ship just keep that shit to yourself and your anti community #like why do you hate happiness anon? #when taylor swift said 'i want to be defined by the things that i love‚ not the things i hate‚ not the things that im afraid of‚ the things #that haunt me in the middle of the night‚' she was handing you a guide on how to be less of a miserable fuck and you just threw it out the #window #I'm not even mad man i just feel bad that your life is so miserable you gotta send mean anons about pointless shit #(also the fact that i wrote a whole paragraph praising thorki and you had an issue with my one sentence about lokius is embarrassing 💀) #look i have an ask #i need to stop posting at night because this was a lot of tags for an ask that I'll forget about in 20 minutes lmao

[taikk0]

OHOHOHO NOOOHOHOHO IVE BEEN REPOSTING MY ART ON TWITTER SCHEDULING THEM TO BE POSTED EVERY 3 HOURS AND I JUST REALIZED THAT BC I DONT HAVE MUCH OF A BACKGROUND OVER THERE AND PEOPLE ARE SEEING THEM FOR THE FIRST TIME THEYRE GONNA HAVE TO BEAR WITNESS TO MY KRANG SHENANIGANS WITH NO WARNING AND NO IDEA ABOUT HOW I FELT ABOUT HIM UNTIL THAT POINT PLEASE IM GONNA LOSE FOLLOWERS OVER THERE SO QUICKLY LAMSOJSAHFAHFSJSH

#ITS LITERALLY SO IRONIC CAUSE LIKE..OK UH #LISTEN IVE NEVER ACTUALLY FESSED UP BEFORE BUT ABOUT TIME I DO IT NOW IN THE TAGS BUT UM I HAVE A CRUSH ON LEO 💀💀 #AND UNTIL NOW IM SUPER HESITANT TO ADMIT IT #AND NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT IM LIKE... 'OH NO WHAT WILL I DO IF I ADMIT IT WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO MY REPUTATION!! ILL BE CRINGE!!' and like. #dude you have a crush on the krang your reputation was sullied a LONG TIME AGO WHAT DIGNITY IS LEFT TO BE PRESERVED 😭 #just the way that i always thought 'man having a crush on the krang is marginally less embarrassing than admitting i really like leonardo' #LIKE DUDE NO IT ISNT??????????? #they are both embarrassing but in different ways #LEOS THE TYPA LOSER THAT ID RATHER DIE THAN BE SEEN IN PUBLIC WITH #AND THE KRANG IS JUST WIDELY HATED WITH ASPECTS THAT ONLY I SEE AND IM JUST MAKING A FOOL OUT OF MYSELF💀 #the mental acrobatics i go through is actually just so.. #I NEVER WORRIED ABOUT BEING JUDGED FOR HAVING A CRUSH ON THE KRANG BUT IM WORRIED ABOUT HAVING A CRUSH ON A TURTLE THAT EVERYONE- #-UNDERSTANDS THE APPEAL OF?????? LIKE HUH #sorry yall eyes have been opening these past few days 💀💀💀💀 #my own bf described leo as my 'turtle boyfriend' once LIKE I DIDNT EVEN LIKE LEO THAT MUCH BUT HE KNEW SOMETHING I DIDNT 😭 #MY BF DOESNT EVEN WATCH ROTTMNT #THAT IS NOT A DEFINING CHARACTER TRAIT #HE USUALLY CALLS THEM BY THEIR MAIN ATTRIBUTES OR THEIR BANDANA COLOR (EX. THE SMART ONE. THE ANGRY ONE. THE ORANGE ONE) #WHY DID HE CALL HIM MY TURTLE BOYFRIEND I DONT UNDERSTAND #I CRIED ABOUT IT (/LH) AND HIS RESPONSE WAS 'what? ✨polyamory!✨' LIKE DUDE PLEAESEEE 😭😭😭😭 #IM GLAD THAT I KNOW YOURE OPEN #BUT WHAT #good to know that my bf flat out said that he was okay with me being with leo apparently 💀 #idk whats wrong with him /aff #my bf not the turtle i know whats wrong with him #anyways um. #YEAH LETS NEVER SPEAK ABOUT ANYTHING I ADDED IN THE TAGS AGAIN #its classified info between the two of us you the reader and me the mikyomix CAPICHE?? #also no this does not affect sona lore whatsoever they r just friends #translation: i am a wuss 👍

[wurstigdurstig]

Ngl dislike heavily all the breeding kink with feminization trans male Astarion fanfictions - just make him a cis woman that would be less offensive 💀

#I say this as a trans man and I also don’t care if you the author are a trans person ❤️‍🔥 #like you can make uhhh questionable content about trans ppl as a trans person #look inwards why you gotta call a pregnant trans man a mother or wife 💀💀💀 #maybe delete later idk 🤷🏻‍♂️ #do what you want tho it’s none of my business but I just felt annoyed by it #miss the old gender swap things atp honestly ngl

[no1ryomafan]

SRW is such a funny thing for me to think about cause it’s like “wow a trpg game that’s been ongoing for decades that really encapsulates how huge and significant mecha is to japan by having every and all mecha been featured in this giant crossover that also has really cool attack animations that replicate the shows they’re from well, with new original content for some shows sprinkled in as well” at first glance then I proceed to be salty by going “oh wait the main show I like in here is only ever used for one iteration which they end up butchering and all the other mechas I’ve liked have shown up maybe once because I’ve liked the ones that had to flop in Japan- also this game caused tags to be unnecessarily filled with crossovers and people acting like they know a series just because it was in SRW thanks I hate it” and this cycle is only a constant because I haven’t actually played a SRW besides 30s demo for a bit 💀

#meg text #mecha rambles #super robot wars #SRW #I could never hate SRW just because it doesn’t give me what I want-that’s petty-and overall I’m sure it’s a fun time #but man does it suck to remember how getter is one of the big 3 but SRW fumbles using it despite the potential #I think it’s stupid to hate arma for SRW or merch but it’s absolutely overstayed it’s welcome SRW wise #because they aren’t even doing anything interesting with it which is PAINFUL because GO TEAM IS RIGHT THERE #you are sleeping on the potential of go team actually interacting with senior team more #because that is armas probably biggest missed opportunity especially regarding Kei #but let’s just pretend go team hardly is significant even though their MORE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS #(this in general will always bother the SHIT out of me with how arma is marketed even if I sadly know why) #”first protag is more remembered/liked” which is a constant pain in my side 💀 #I feel like I’ve ranted about this tags before and getter wasn’t even why I made this post but whatever #the real reason I made this was because my big o brain rot got me like “wow this could be so cool to see in SRW again” #only to remember it flopped in Japan so they don’t want to use it #same deal as to why shin Jeeg never gets fucking used #I should at the very least be happy these two are at least owned by companies who do a lot of mecha stuff #so getting them in if they did isn’t a jumping through hoops risk #but at the same time “man if I ever wanna a crossover with these I’d have to write it myself” #”and I don’t wanna do that because all the tags already have too many SRW crossovers” #(I say as I have a idea I might do but shhhhhhhhhh) #maybe one day big o and Jeeg will come back but I doubt they’ll interact with getter because they’re completely different #despite their being SHARED aspects that someone else could totally like all 3 for that same reason

[tinned-beef]

hmmm…..

hmmm…..

#you know he had to do it to em #….i’m so sorry guys #i think i’m so funny #seriously though diego why are you just standing there like that you’re about to die 💀💀 #i mean #i guess the man has to go out in style #the umbrella academy #tua #umbrella academy #diego hargreeves #my rambles

[todayisafridaynight]

which character in Yakuza do you think has the best development?

everyone gonna say im biased but genuinely daigo has my favorite character development throughout the series

#snap chats #he's the only one with any real notable character growth tbh if i may be so daring to say #aside from kashiwagi too tbh. i also really love his change but bro's here for like three games so 💀 #i think its just that his is more abundant #he goes from a punk to being a responsible man and i love it every time i acknowledge it #like yeah he fumbles around a bit but we see him figure things out and sort himself out and it's really great to watch #it feels satisfying almost- even if he ultimately has to end the thing he fought so hard for in the name of kiryu #tho daigo willing to end it opposed to be obstinate and continue to fight against it is pretty big for his character #idk i just dont think people give daigo's character the credit it deserves #like hes not loud or overly flashy he's very much in the background but i guess thats why i love him #like his changes dont come with a kind of fanfare or obvious Aha moment on screen- its just something you notice over time #well maybe except in Y2 where we DO get that pivotal This Is His Changing Point moment #but after that we just see him grow and try to get comfortable in his new position as chairman #sorry i have Daigo Lover disease. its terminal i was watching a clip of him earlier and felt my heart grow three sizes

[chaotictomtom]

it feels like i'm paying for never breaking a bone or having any accidents, by just having random excruciating pain out of nowhere. wtf man

#old dude voice my joiiiiints my joiiiiints (will be 23 in september) #like ive been handling my bad knee for like 5 years now as it is the only joint that is still acting up the others that had weird crisis #are okayish now. but lately my hip is just 💀 bad. #but it doesn't come from the weird inflammatory crisis I have so i have no idea why this side is always hell to like. move with sometimes #like laying down can hurt if i have the audacity to position my leg a certain way???? wtf man #i have no idea how a joint popping off out of its place feels but it kinda feels like it's almost getting there any time i doing smth my #hip doesn't like 💀💀💀 what do you wanttttt #sitting crisscross on my chair is the only way ive found to not have my knee hury after 30min in the sae position but now the right side #if my hips hurt so bad if i stay too long like this...... i can never win #i actually don't have any other position while sat that can make no harm to my bod this is bullshit #tomtom_is_rambling #writing bad cos im rabling in the tags as always im so sorry no one gives a shit