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Me when I have kids in a fic but they have the most horrendous names imaginable and I have to stop reading because of it:
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John Dory, Bruce, and Clay after being reunited with Branch: hey we know you’re like 24 years old but we’re gonna need you to wear this diaper while we rehearse, in front of your girlfriend. To save Floyd.
Branch: o-o
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Vincent Price as Nicholas Van Ryn
Dragonwyck (1946) dir. Joseph L. Mankiewitz
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Losing your fallout companion every five minutes only to turn around have them standing there like
“Insert overused companion statement here”
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Any time I get a new non-pornbot follower:
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Something just doesn’t add up. Alastor goes jumbo size to fight some loan sharks right???
But not fighting the first man and leader of the exorcists?! No for that he stays the tiny deer man…
Why!!? He’d have dwarfed Adam!
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*Casually watching a SPN episode*
Castiel: *kills one of my fav character*
BRO?!
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As per a friend's request. Jodie and Hank Hill grillin'
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I just want to go on twitter and enjoy BG3 without harm but somehow everything I love catches fire lol
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@vitrified-vitriol thank you!!! 🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔
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