#WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME

[cherrifire]

cherri woke up and threw her brown hair into a messy bun and blinked her fire and white eyes in the mirror. then they went downstairs where their alcoholic mom was standing with a suitcase.

"come on," she said, "pack your things, idiot daughter, let's go!"

"what? why?"

"i couldn't afford my alcohol addiction and the rent so i'm selling you to pay for more booze. now come on, your new owners are here."

i heard a knock at the door and opened it to see........ MARTYN LITTLEWOOD AND REN THE DOG?!?!?!?!?!?

(the most unrealistic part of this work of fiction is the part where ren and martyn talk enough to coordinate buying cherri, i know)

#why is this happening to me

[ascendingtostardust]

I want to write paragraphs about how much I love this man

#feeling…delusional #I really thought I was out of my josh era but here I am…still giving this man heart eyes #I want to kiss his little cheeks and tell him how beautiful he is #why is this happening to me #josh kiszka

[sidsinning]

Just FYI, I think Tumblr is hiding the tags for some of your posts. Coz every 3rd one or so, I see no tags.

#WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME #ask

[lover-of-skellies]

Me: "I haven't written in such a long time, I'm probably garbage at it now"

Also me: (Is supposed to write really short bits for the game I'm helping make. Ends up writing things that are too long. Has no idea how I could possibly shorten them)

#not skeleton stuff #rambles #i cannot write i stg #i thought i couldn't #but then i accidentally got invested and wrote too much #why is this happening to me

[gerender]

fucked up and evil

#why is this happening to me #an innocent faggot? #georgia.txt #my posts #mcr

[youmarin]

AHHHHHHHHH NOOO WAAAAY YOU'RE TELLING ME HE'S GOING TO THE US FOR THE 1ST TIME NOW?! TO LA AND TO DC?! SO CLOSE BUT SO FAR AWAY STILL. 😭💔

#seo in guk #fallen for seo in guk fanmeeting #you don't understand #why is this happening to me #while I'm a depressed broke ass bitch atm #I haven't been a heartrider for a year yet #like I found out abt him in july #I'm devastated #I need him in PR 🇵🇷 #I need to teleport fr #crying my broke ass bitch ass off rn brb #IT'S STILL FAR #Like flight tickets+fanmeeting ticket+taxes+where to stay+ plus how to get to the airport cuz SOME FCKN BITCH! CRASHED OUR CAR TWO DAYS AGO #my luck is ass #rant #so sorry for this #I just need to let it out into the tumblr void cuz nobody will hear me out #timing is awful #delete #seo inguk

[irl-morros-account]

i love you very much morro. do you want to go on a date

??? NO??? WHO IN THE FUCK ARE YOU..BACK!! BACK!!

SOMEBODY HELP ME UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING.

#WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME #AAAA #WHO ARE YOU. REVEAL YOURSELF. #morro irl account #irl morro #ninjago #answering asks #anon asks

[marvelousartcatastrophe]

i think i need to study you. in a lab

You should.

Anyways here’s my creature:

He doesn’t have a neck.

#the zutara incident #art catastrophe #zukka #zutara #fuck you gloomy #why is this happening to me #all of the time #and I’m never let into this server that gloomy keeps shaming me in front of so many people #like yall imma be so fr #he jumps to conclusions and makes me look like a fool #but I have so much dirt and black mail on him #they’re dancing with steal toed shoes on thin ice #and when they break through they’re going straight to the murky bottom where no one will see them for what they are #but for what I make them to be #this is war #don’t make me bring up the escalator incident gloomy #or the ice cube incident #the ice cube incident unrelated to the iced milk issue you’ve got going on #guys I knew this guy when he decided to look like a watmelon made love to his hair #don’t trust him theyre so weird <3

[skittlesandchampange]

Greatest riverdale W followed by greatest riverdale L

#riverdale #Veronica you are a lesbian #why is this happening to me #go back to gay archie #the prophecy is falling apart

[hella1975]

‘oh zelda should be good a lot of the moots are obsessed with it’ and it’s just some blonde guy moaning

#WHY DOES HE MAKE THOSE SOUNDS #WHO GAVE BOOM THEIR SWITCH #WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME #LIFE SUCKS FOREVER THEN YOU DIE #rwbt 2.0

[beeholyshit]

I'm so used to falling in love with oc's (mostly Nero's ocs) but now I'm so 🧍

#ehat am I supossed to do #uuhm #why is this happening to me #nero please shhh I love you hunni #zzz #🕳️ // blah blah

[luvring]

It's Over.

#💬nia.rambles #why is this happening to me #why woyld you do this. liek. MY LUKE? oh its over #q #< i cant be here when it posts because if i see it ill explode #if my irls dont see my text about this by the time this posts im gojng to explode the world

[palfriendpatine66]

Help the Star Wars coffins are after me again, this time with new selections, and I’m going to have nightmares about the Yoda one

#wtf #why is this happening to me #also why is yoda crawling out of a vagina coffin

[chasani]

NO ONE TOLD ME FLICK FROM ANIMAL CROSSING WAS A BOY

I THOUGHT HE WAS A GIRL

#SAME THING HAPPENED WITH THE BLUE THING FROM KIRBY AND THE FORGOTTEN LAND #WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME #WHO'S NEXT? BONNIE FROM FNAF?

[panda-of-the-trash]

Imma just fucking die

#anya babbles #why is this happening to me

[bettermcn]

hello 👁️👄👁️

#why is this happening to me #it’s been days and i’m still dying over this silly goofy little guy