Technically a Cult
So! Danny has been hearing through the Grapevine that a large Cult has been Summoning all the biggest Magical Creature's for some reason. Demon Lord's, Fae Kings, even a few Gods. Clockwork was summoned a little while ago, and so was Fright Knight and Pandora
And he has been patiently waiting his turn for a while. Apparently everyone they summon has gotten a really good deal from them, all in return for a few favors, sometimes a promise to not go to a specific place.
Danny really wants to strike a deal with them. He wants to ask them for a favor so he can get out of work for a few weeks, he's been planning on taking a vacation with Sam and Tuck, but the Eyeballs are being annoyingly resistant.
He feels the familiar pull of Summoning, and realizes that it's time. Awesome, time to meet this mysterious Cult!
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Why is the JLA standing in from of him?
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Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.
"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."
translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"
It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!
very this
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"watermelons🍉"
❗reblog this. or just like it. boost it in any way. boost any post about the situation in Palestine. this is serious.
🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉
we marched through the world,
we marched as much as we could.
but they took away our flags,
and we were left as rags,
on the street.
all powerless,
all- hopeless.
is this what we deserve?
or will they finally learn,
that it is not okay,
to ruin our day,
nevermind "day",
ruin our life, we say.
so we grew watermelons,
they've grown here for aeons.
they have our color,
for what more could we ask for?
when they simply won't let us be free,
just because they can't see,
that they are committing crime,
while a single life is worth every dime.
but we are in no need of flags,
because even as rags,
daughters to sons,
what will still grow,
are those watermelons.
~~~~~
it doesn't matter if it's good, it's about the meaning.
i'll make as many Palestine-related posts if i have to just to give people something to boost.
the Palestinians need it.
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i love watching star trek its like hiii whats going on. what are you guys doing. i doont know what youre talking about. whwres data
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Did did did did did did you see the apple core backstory
I was so excited I got here as fast as I could
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE
oh my god. at least it wasn't an actual, literal apple core. but they really did give us a whole lengthy explanation about the ✨meaning of the apple core✨, didn't they. (though to be fair, it also came along with Jade being a weird little mofo, so I count it as a win.)
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