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munamania · 2 months

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bitch post time!!!!!! many revelations ok last night's vibes were HEINOUS but it provided so much for me and lydia to talk about and now i am gonna share with you yippee storytime

k so we plan to go to this valentines day showcase thing that the college radio is putting on last night. mind you at my place of work where i pretended that i had a family emergency and had to go home cause i didnt feel like going into work yesterday morning lol idiot... i was so paranoid my boss was there in disguise or some shit it was stupid. sorry um. yeah so ok i was largely like this could be a chance for friend groups to come together and maybe ill be able to talk to sams roommate and also like i do want to see more live music and it's free! so. anyway ok wait let me tell u abt the first part of the day

so me and lydia drive over some wine bottles to sam for him to use as props in a film. and sam and the roommate are sitting on their porch and we chat a little bit acc sam said as i walked up 'you always look so suspicious' and i was like 'ok u guys were literally just staring at me' cause they WERE and roommate was actually really nicely like 'oh no you're okay' and generally was just kind of inserting into our convo which well i had fun with naturally. um anyway and then who comes running up but teko! our buddy teko. and sams like have yall met and im like Of course and teko gives me a hug and i cant lie it was actually so sweet. i am also extremely touch starved but it was a nice hug. anyway. then i had to help roommate pick shoes alongside teko's fit and then i was like um Ok Bye. when i got back in the car lydia was like so i saw a neon sweatshirt... and i was like yeah <3 that's my man <3 sorry ok vibes get worse as the night comes

me and lydia end up getting to sam's late to 'pregame' this show and ig it was supposed be like. it was encouraged to dress formally. and i was wearing a dress that was too small and my chappell red tights and docs. kind of a serve but me and lydia were serving much more valentines day than formal. anyway. roommate does swing around to be like hi! and THEN i see my girl chloe i looooove her shes so fuckin funny and weird and we made this weird little short together in class last semester and i was kinda intimidated by her so i was so happy shocked when she was like I was so excited to see u :D WEEE shes so cool guys and has the funniest fuckin laugh and well honestly the high points of the night were us and lydia fucking around and dancing and being weird and offputting wallflowers cause again this thing SUCKED. ok

we did also smoke beforehand and i accidentally took this huge hit and then thought id be fine w a little more but brother was i feeling funny. did not eat enough and didnt take water it was atrocious. so. we get there and let me tell you if I WAS WORKING i'd have been able to fix the fact that it was soooooooooo fucking loud in there like bad bad bad audio distortion etc i wanted to kick this dude off the mixer but like what ever... it hurt so bad. and the lights were mostly on until chloe and sam duped this guy into dimming some of them but even still it was giving middle school dance. without the fun cheesy music. some of my instagram gay people are there. um but sorry there was simply no way i was going near that dance floor like the bands lowkey highkey sucked (i mean it was just a bunch of white college dudes and they did not slay. shocker. sam kept being like 'they're so good' and we were like um haha... straight face emoji)

we acc disappeared for a while to another floor for the br and just chilled for like half an hour (and security came to find us lmfaooo but ended up just leaving) and i was feeling odd and out of body and too aware of how i looked and it was just not great i was like we're the only bitches serving cunt here... um. anywho. so like later theres a slow dance and roommate is dancing with this other girl i only know from instagram till this point and i suppose if i was really feeling myself i could have tried to make a move but i was not. once again. vile vibes in this place. like i dont mean to be a pussy i typically would be much more charming and fun if i wanted to flirt and kinda felt the vibe from them but i was not really enjoying myself LMAO

then some more of the friend group shows up at the end and sam's like 'drama is actively going down' and im like Wuhhhh the fuck and i feel like a few of them r looking at me and i was just like get me OUT of here but for some fuck ass reason was still like nooooo we should go over and have pizza w sam and them. forgive me for thinking they had like frozen pizza or smth and i could get some free food out of this no we had to sit there and wait for dominos or whatever

AND THE MOST ANNOOOOOOOOOOOYING AWFUL TERRIBLE GROSS MEN YOUVE EVER MET SAT THERE AND JOINED THE BRIEF SMOKE CIRCLE AND THEN WERE JUST THERE AND LIKE YOU COULD JUST FEEL THEM TAKING UP SPACE AND US 'GIRLS' WERE MADE TO FEEL SO SMALL ON THE FUCKING COUCH I WAS SOOOOOOOO TIRED. had to get a sweater cause i felt so uncomfortable. girl i really was only there in case i could have a saving grace moment with roommate im so serious. well and for chloe but otherwise me and lydia shoulda been outta there

literally chloe was so excited to show our little video to people and sam cut us off from getting there to show us the fucking fidget spinner game he has on his tv. girl get out! oh my fucking god. finally lydias like Cool anyway so - like sams misogyny jumped out in previously unprecedented ways. it was bad. these boys were truly making me want to kill myself im sorry like it was so bad i have curated my experience so as to be away from that for so long it was really jarring. and what you need to understand about sam is that he's almost died twice and kind of has a funny little gender vibe going on and so for a while now yeah we've gotten along through silly odd things we relate through but holy shit....... that was so offputting i cant even wrap my brain around it

also sam very much walked me into like yaoi-fying him and his best friend and then was like haha noooo why r u calling us gay ur so weird bitch just fuck him already im tired and also dont care.. hes so attention seeking and not used to um not being the center of attention. sorry! oopsies anyway so

so then im like ew like i kinda need to reassess um. the people im around. and again cant stress enough how gross and judged and just kinda old i felt surrounded by these ppl even tho theyre all like within a year of age? and like roommate still seems maybe cool but since we didnt actually talk and they were off w the other roommate/other ppl i cant help but associate them w the odd vibes but like. honestly idk i might just try to uh slide into their dms rlly casually. bc. well idk how the friend group is fracturing and it wouldnt surprise me if they were annoyed with sam esp living with him but obv i dont really know. but again let me stress this friend group has been friends since their freshman year like what r yall doing yeah u do need to break up....

so i figure since they're hot (and kinda tiny i cant tell if they're shorter than me or just right around my height) (but also they kind of scared me by giving Instagram face while posing for a pic last night i cant do any more people giving off dorian gray rn. but i was also under the influence so um that didnt help) i could just yeah be brave see how it goes and worst case scenario it's not a vibe yk. and best case scenario i get to hang w them and teko. teko so gives francis. anyway

OH also sam and the friends insisted on listening to this ai generated… thing like idk guys i think i was in hell fr

also had several men yell out of their cars at me and staring at me as we walked to the bus stop :/ so men really do ruin everything btw

um. so. that was the night! thx for reading if u did. i am excited to be around other fun silly cool queer people god bless fuck these people

#abby talks

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laughableillusions · 3 years

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Bitch I bought the house in Whiterun AYYYYEEE

#Breezehome by beloved #time to get all my books out of my stinky Solitude house #I LOVE BREEZEHOME!!!#WEEE LYDIA IS THERE!!#Skyrim #skyrim followers #whiterun #the elder scrolls #tes v

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stripey-demon-man · 4 years

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Chapter one here

something i forgot to mention in the first chapter is that this takes place a year after the musical, so Lydia is 16 as of rn

also this post is very important

anyways into the fanfiction!

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Beetlejuice x Reader chapter 2

2nd person POV

"Ok, we're outside. Now who are you?" You ask, to which he responds with "I can't say my name, but i have one definitely," before you could ask why if suddenly hit you: this guy is dead. How come you didn't notice before? How dirty he was, how he just appeared out of no where, of COURSE he was dead. "Well, uh, ok can't you just write it on a piece of paper?" You ask, reaching into your bag and pulling out a marker and a sheet of notebook paper, and then handing it to him. He looked nervous for a second but then started writing. He handed the paper back to you and it took you a solid minute of looking at it before you looked at him and asked "What is this supposed to say?" To which he responds, "Look, i already told you i can't say my own name, and i WAS gonna tell you i can't spell for shit but then you gave me a piece of paper and a marker and i couldn't resist," You couldn't help but laugh at this, which seemed to make him smile a bit. You then look back at the paper and stare at it for a few more minutes, but after a while you think you've finally gotten it. "Uhh, lemme see, does this say... Beetlejuice?" You ask him, and suddenly he literally jumps up with happiness. "Yes!! That's exactly what it says!!" He pretty much shouts, which made you smile a bit. You always liked making people happy, and seeing someone so happy that they literally jump just fills you with joy. "Ok, now that you know my name, would you mind, uh, saying it? 3 times in a row?" He asks you.

Now, lucky enough you already knew what would happen when someone said a dead person's name 3 times in a row. "Uh, I'd rather not," You say back. Immediately he responds with "Why not? Nothing bad will happen i promise." You almost laugh at this. Does he really think you're THAT dumb? "Look, you probably don't know this, and i don't expect you to, but, unfortunately for you, i already know what will happen when i do that. You're gonna make chaos and probably try to kill a few people, and I'd rather not have that on my conscience," You respond. Beetlejuice looks saddened. How though? Isn't it the same just without being able to interact with the physical world? He turns around, and softly speaks to himself, "I don't wanna be invisible anymore.." Of course, this absolutely shatters you inside, but what if it's a trick? You tap him on the shoulder, and pretend you didn't hear what he just said. He turns around. "What is it?" You ask him. "I'm not like other ghosts you've seen, i promise. Just give me a chance, please just say my name 3 times pleeeaaaassseeee," He begs, and now you're conflicted. Should you say his name? Should you just leave him here? Or maybe.. "Ok, here's the deal Mr. Bug man, before i say your name more than twice in a row, im gonna have to see how you behave normally," You say. Beetlejuice looks so confused. You sigh. "Basically, what I'm saying, is that in order for me to trust you enough to say your name 3 times, we need to hang out some," You explain. He looks almost surprised. "You... wanna hang out... with me?" He asks. "I don't see why not," You respond. He now is seemingly overflowing with joy. "Okokokokok, when are we gonna do that exactly?" He asks. You check your watch. It's currently 7:30 PM. "How does right now sound?" You ask him, to which he responds with a very happy "Yes!" You guys decided on just going to your house to hang out. It's empty since you had moved out of your parents' house long ago, and you had never gotten around to starting a family. "Pretty empty, huh?" He states as he walks in the door. "Yeah, i guess so," You respond. He walks over and sits on your couch, and you join him. "So uh, what do you wanna talk about?" You ask rather awkwardly. Apparently neither of you guys thought this whole thing through. There was a seemingly long silence before Beetlejuice decided to say something. "Lets watch some TV, if either of us think of something to talk about in the meantime then we can just pause it," He says. You agree to just turning on some TV, however it was rather hard for you to focus on what was happening. You were currently sitting next to a dead man on your couch, and that thing he said earlier still rang through your head. Before you could think to stop yourself, you reached out and touched his arm. He froze and looked over at you. His hair changing colors again, having gone from pastel green to a turquoise with soft pink tips. Not wanting to make this any more awkward than it needed to be, you immediately took back your hand and checked the time yet again. It was 9:45, and you have to be at the bakery the next morning. "U-um it's, uh, getting kinda late, and i, uh, have to be at work tomorrow morning, do you happen to have a place you can go back to?" You ask. He looks away from you and says "Well, theres always the Netherworld, but I'd rather not go back there..." You can tell just by the look on his face that he really does not like the thought of going there. "Um, alright, well, you can stay in the guest bedroom if you want to then," You tell him. "Are you sure?" He asks, and you nod. You then show him the way to the guest bedroom and you tell each other goodnight. What on Earth happened today?

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WEEE chapter 2 done! sorry if its not as good as chapter one but i hope you enjoyed regardless. Once again, dont be afraid to inform me of any mistakes made in this!!

#beetlejuice bway #alex brightman #beetlejuice #beetlejuice musical #musical #fanfiction #beej x reader #beetlejuice x you #beetlejuice x reader

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julianspancakes · 5 years

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Shadowhunters Review (01x10)

Okay. I’m planing to finish season 1 tonight. Heree weee goooo!

So... Faeries have secret garden portals (?) which leads to AU worlds??? Wow. I guess this is the different dimension episode the fandom has been talking about when QOAAD came out. I’m absolutely in love with Thule but I don’t think I’m gonna love this one. No shadowhunters??? What is fun in that???

Simon’s doing dirty work for Raphael? Now that’s interesting. Book!Clary would never let that happen and book!Simon would refuse it.

Alaric was cool in the City of Bones, I liked him. I don’t like this Alaric that much. He needs to relax a bit.

Vampires and werewolves having a second puberty phase? Wow. That was unexpected. And beautiful.

Btw Meliorn is really hot? Did I mention that??? And I I really liked that they kept the portal doors the same with movie ones. They make me want to run to it hug that red button in the middle.

GUESS WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH THAT STRANGE DIMENSION? ME! I loved that they’re a real, loving family. And Magnus’s commercial was hilarious.

Oh my God. That Lydia really is a bitch, isn’t she? ISABELLE COULD BE STRIPPED FROM HER RUNES DAMN IT! Alec, baby, why are you still engaged with this witch?

YAAY MAGNUS IS WITH CHAIRMAN MEOW AND CHURCH! MY BABIES! 😍😍😍

Alec, Lydia is right. It’s time to break this stupid engagement off. OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST TELL HER THAT YOU HAVE THE CUP! Ugh.

Magnus looks... so simple without his usual clothes and makeup. But still a cutie pie. And oh baby, you are the drama queen. You DO that kind of stuff. Stop denying.

Breaking the parabatai bond by tracking your parabatai??? I wish it was that simple, Julian and Emma wouldn’t have to deal with shit which goes on and on for 3 thick ass books long.

Nerdy Isabelle is sooo cute. Feels weird though. Jocelyn and Valentine are amazing. My Jocetine (?) feelings are surfacing. And Clace feeeels... Aaahh! This dimension is on fire!

JACE IS WHAT TO YOU NOW???? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? I WAS SO HAPPY AND PUFF! IT’S GONE AND I’M SO FURIOUS. STOP. RUINING. IT.

MALEC PARALLELS! Gotta love them.

Simon and Clary’s Dracula stare was... so ironic. Approved. Izzy’s horrible dancing though... it doesn’t feel right, you know?

Meliorn’s gentle slap to wake Jace up was hilarious! I laughed so hard. It was amazing.

Oh boy they’re with Valentine. And wtf they found Michael Wayland???

I loved this episode. Honestly. That was the best episode of this ridiculous show.

#doga watches shadowhunters #shadowhunters #shadowhunters review #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #qoaad spoilers #clace #malec #jocetine #clary fairchild #jace wayland #magnus bane #alec lightwood #jocelyn fairchild #valentine morgenstern #simon lewis #isabelle lightwood #lydia branwell

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slayxwolf · 7 years

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Teen Wolf Imagine- What Happened to Y/N? (Part3)

Part1 Part2 Part4

Author’s Note- Guess What’s coming back after pretty much a year, I know I suck. The Third part to this series, HIGHLY SUGGEST reading part 1 and 2 if you already have because I've made slight alterations and it’s going to get complicated, enjoy x

Lydia’s Pov

“Look, I'm sorry for not telling you guys sooner. I just didn't want to break Y/n’s trust” Lydia spoke quietly. “Lyd, you did nothing wrong, she asked you to keep a secret and you stuck to your word” Allison reassured, rubbing her arm for comfort. “How long was it going on for?” Scott asked, pacing back and forth his livingroom.”Not very long, a few months maybe” she answered truthfully. “Are you sure you want to hear about this?” Stiles asked, rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly. “No, but if it means finding my sister I’ll do anything” he stated. “She didn't mean to tell me- it just kind of slipped out one day” she began. Scott let out a small sigh, and flashed her a sympathetic smile. “I'm not angry at you, and I don't think it’s your fault in the slightest. I just need to know all the possible facts to try and find her” Scott crouched beside her, sensing the guilt and upset radiating from her. She nod her head slowly and gave a weak smile back, as tears began to well in her eyes. She had been holding onto them for so long that they chose that exact moment to make an appearance. Scott reached to hold her hand for added comfort, as she began to tell her side of the story.

It was a few weeks ago, at the seasonal party the sports players would throw to celebrate all of their achievements. Your brother and friends being on the Lacrosse team earned you an automatic invite each time. It was basically just another excuse for the Beacon Hills High jocks and friends to get wasted. You decided to go over to Lydia’s to finish getting ready, because you two are both usually an hour late and the rest of the pack end up having to wait around for you. “Heyy” you beamed, as she opened the front door. “Someone seems very happy” She laughed, as you walked in. “That is becauseee” you anticipated, before showing her the bottle of alcohol in your hand. “Y/n, are you encouraging the participation of underage drinking?” Lydia faked a gasp. “It appears I am” you laughed, as you headed up to her room. “How much have you already had?” she asked, shaking her head with a smile. “A few shots, maybe more” you shrugged, flopping onto her bed. “We’re going to be wasted before we even get there” she claimed, taking the bottle and taking a large drink of it. “That’s the point, we get there an hour later but we don't need to catch up with everyone else’s drinking” you educated. “Y/n most of our friends are supernatural and cant even get drunk, your brother being one of them” she laughed. “Oh yeah” you giggled. “I’m almost ready, so I’ll do your makeup for you to save time” she said, fixing her neckless in the mirror. It took her about 45 minutes or so, giving you time to sober up a bit more. “Why do you keep smiling like that?” she asked, while applying the finishing touches. You smiled and looked up at her, “Guess who I'm hooking up with” you slurred slightly, with a mischievous grin.

“Wait, so were they just hooking up, or were they dating?” Allison asked, edging forward. “She never said” Lydia shrugged, shaking her head. “Did you ever ask her?” Stiles questioned. “No, she didn't really like to talk about it that much, so I didn't ask questions” she answered. “I cant believe he still hasn't come forward” Allison mumbled. “It’s the first thing he should have done” Lydia agreed. Scott stood staring at the ground in thought, he didn't really know how to feel right now. “I need to talk to him” Scott eventually spoke. “I think you should wait a bit, give yourself time to take it in” Stiles suggested rationally. “Do you know anything else, anything at all?” Allison quickly asked. “Ermm- the pep rally. He was the last one of us to see her” she suddenly remembered, widening her eyes. “Wait- what?” Stiles asked. “We were dancing with her, and then she disappeared” Allison said, looking at her quizzically. “I saw him staring at her from over the crowd, the next time I looked he was walking off with her following” the image was a little fuzzy due to her being slightly intoxicated back then. “Are you sure?” Allison asked. “I'm sure” she claimed. “We need to find him, now!” Scott said firmly. Everyone stood up, as he grabbed his jacket. “Scott wait, you need time to cool down” Stiles tried to diffuse. “We need to talk about it, before we make any decisions” Allison added. Scott swung the door open, almost crashing into someone on the way out.

“Woah” Isaac said, by the sudden movement. “Scott are you okay?” he asked, as the other three made their way over to the door. “My sister” Scott growled. “You know don't you” he said, looking down. “Yeah I know” he said between gritted teeth, eyes glowing red. “Let him explain” Allison said, pushing past and standing in-between them both. Scott’s rage came second, to the grounding of his anchor, as his eyes faded back to brown. They all walked back inside the house, taking a seat on the sofas. Isaac put his head in his hands, slightly tugging on his curls in frustration. “Why?” was all Scott managed to say. “It wasn't planned, we just started kissing one day and one thing led to another and it became a regular arrangement” he justified. “Oh god” Stiles murmured, sensing the awkwardness himself. “You like her don't you” Lydia pointed out. Isaac glanced at Scott, before gently nodding his head. “Do you know how she feels about you?” Allison asked. “No, I couldn't tell if she liked me or if it was just for-” He began, but cut himself off. “Look I don't know where Y/n is, I know just as much as you do” he claimed. “You were the last one to see her” Stiles stated, folding his arms. “I was also the only one to notice she was gone” he quickly fired back. “If I hadn't texted her, then you wouldn't have known that she went missing at the rally” he explained. He then proceeded to pull out his phone and pull up the texts. He handed his phone to Scott, who began to read them and conclude that the date and time matched up. “Why are you apologising, what did you do to her?” Scott asked, looking up at him. “We had an argument earlier on, when Lydia saw us” he stated. “Explain” Stiles imputed.

You followed Isaac into the men’s bathroom, which was empty luckily enough, before pushing the trashcan in front of it so no one else could get in. “What is the matter with you?” you asked him. “Nothing” he shrugged, not looking at you. “You have been avoiding me all day, I didn't even know you were coming tonight until Scott told me” you complained. “I'm sorry, next time I’ll ensure to be on my phone for all hours of the day” he commented. “No Isaac, don't make me sound petty when you know yourself that you’re being off with me” you stated. He was about to speak before there were loud knocks on the door. “Are you going to let them in? Considering it is a public bathroom and all” he asked, clearly so he didn't have to continue with the conversation. “Not until you tell me what’s wrong” you crossed your arms. “I needdd a weee” a deep voice called from outside the door, followed by laughs. “I’ll tell you what’s wrong” he said, walking over to you. “I love you Y/n, and you don't love me back and it is fucking killing me” he blurted out. You just sort of stood there staring at him, not sure what to do. “Isaac” was all you managed to murmur. “I'm sorry- just forget I said anything-” he suddenly said, brushing past you and out of the door. Everything seemed to feel hot, suffocating even. You then shortly walked out, pushing past the drunken boys who had chosen to fall asleep outside the toilets instead. That's where you felt the clarity of the air.

“So you told her how you felt and she freaked out?” Lydia asked. Isaac simply dropped his head. “I'm so sorry-” Allison said, knowing how shit he must currently be feeling. Scott locked his phone and past it back to him. “I'm mad at you for doing it behind my back, but I know you wouldn't hurt her” Scott spoke. Isaac looked up, as Scott pulled him into a man hug. He had to remember that he wasn't the only person to lose you, when you disappeared that day. “Do you know anything else?” Stiles asked. “Well there is something, she’d lie about it every time I would ask” Isaac began. “When I’d see her she’d be covered in bruises and cuts, and sometimes she’d be hurt pretty badly” he told. “Just like when she came home that day” Scott mumbled to himself. “She’d say it was from pack training or gym class, she would always have tons of excuses lined up” Isaac furthered. “We need to find out why she kept getting injured” Stiles suggested. “And who by” Scott finished.

Hope you guys enjoyed, it Is back at last. Let me know if you enjoyed this part or are enjoying it so far. Already started on the next part, I promise you wont have to wait another year for this one x

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