#Used someones format-

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.

#the magnus archives #tma #michael distortion #the distortion #i think this would make everyone’s lives worse #the eye 🤝(<-phishing) the spiral #tricking someone into thinking you’re someone they can trust so that theyll give you info they can use against you? #that shits both eye and spiral coded af tbh #edit: for those who have said that they want a fic of this i would like to clarify that other people can do what they want with this idea #but i personally cannot write for shit #so i cannot provide a fic. unless you want it bland as hell and written in ieee format #sorry y’all. my skillsets are infodumping about spiders unprompted and eating chicken nugget

[ego-meliorem-esse]

I hate this man and i hate myself for not hating him harder.

#saw this meme on twitter so long ago and i couldnt find the original creator of the redraw meme #twitter confuses me i do not know how to use it #also #arthur is an old man pass it on! #i picked the perf ref pic haters may cry #hetalia #hws england #arthur kirkland #myart #my art #should i post my original template??? #if someone wants to do this (and i highhhlllyyy encurage) dm me ill send the meme format

[aurosoulart]

hey. artists who make process videos but want to expend the least amount of effort possible:

fake that shit. finish your piece and then make your lineart white and color it back in. mask your color layers and then un-mask them with brushstrokes. choose something eye catching to copypaste and do that a couple times. add bits of glow/sparkle/foliage/freckles/whatever else is relevant

if you get like three shots like this and then have the rest be video of your finished work no one will know. no one will CARE I promise. do not give your soul to the Microcontent Wheel it is Not worth it

#auropost #signed: someone who used to get stuck trying to record aesthetic footage #and then had to edit large amounts of video #for the sake of getting ~*authentic*~ shots of me actually working #it’s a waste of time!!!! completely!!!! #if social media is gonna force me into bullshit content formats i’m gonna cut so many goddamn corners #anyways i do this constantly and am much better off for it

[icewindandboringhorror]

Some fantasy traveler inventory details (like what they would carry in their bags), based on two of the recent costumes I did.. love finding random little scraps and items and putting them together lol

#it's obvious who's is who's since they match their outfits HOWEVER.. consider if they were switched lol #evil villain looking man carrying around pressed flowers in a cutesy lacy pouch #fantasy costume #what's in my bag #actualyl that would have been funny to make a video. I should make a video #I'm sure someone else has already done this #but like.. lifestyle vlogger type content however I'm dressed in fully costume as some weird elf or something #pulling things out of my bag and showing them to the camera and talking about how they're useful for whatever #but it's all fantasy scenarios and talking like it's very common #'and of course. i know it's a bit cliche #EVERY traveler has one of these. but you know. theyre just useful! thats why everyone has one!' *pulls out a completely unrecognizable item #thats like some weird fantasy world prop and doesn't even explain it because In-world it's normal and wouldnt need to be talked about* #'room tour' video and it's just like 'yeah I sleep on this mat under a bunch of trees uh.. over here by these rocks. at least right now. I #kind of wander around a bit. so' #Like a clothing haul but it's a potions shop haul or something and they ramble about some obscure drama in the potions community and how the #y hard to barter and steal and entire flock of sheep or something just to get one of them. etc. etc. #I could do ones for different characters too like. multiple people from different walks of life showing what they carry around with them. #just like this but more interview sort of vlog format instead of photos #This is where not having much money and not having my own house with land becomes an issue though #I think it would take you out of the illusion if the background was always the same. I can make small sets because there's one blank wall in #a room that it's easy to move all the stuff away from in front of and clear a spot and like hang up fabrics or whatever but still.. hmms #So one of those 'fun idea but dubious about handling the execution' things. also One Of Those Things where without looking it up you're 100% #sure it's already been done and you don't want to look weird since it's vaguely niche. Like if 100 people have done something it's fine but #if only like 3 other people have then you look weird maybe ghhjbj.. or only one other person gods forbid. looks even weirder potentially #Or do people not care about ''copying'' anymore?? idk. I'm not updated with the internet's changing culture. I just have a fear of accidenta #lly doing something like that and then people getting mad even though it's really just that I competely had no idea it had been done because #again.. I live under a rock and am unaware of everything lol. ANYWAY. also would require my face being on video which I don't like. Though I #would be in costume so that helps. I think to be fully comfortable I'd need light modifications to make my face look different. which isn't #hard but is more effort when it has to be translatable in multiple angles. ANYWAY. ghjbhj... Now I think it would be funny actually. maybe #one day. I haven't made any videos (aside from on the gameplay/sims channel) in a long long time actually. hmm'st

[esshades]

I finally finished my watchthrough of the 2 MDZS shows and here are my thoughts from my notes

#basically i am saying that im glad i started with untamed bc boy would i have been lost if i started with donghua #now the perfect adaptation would have the animation format with the length of untamed. or maybe a little shorter #saw someone on reddit say mdzs gave almost nothing to the wangxian shippers and wdym?? theyre literally gay married and have a child #...i think im so used to censorship my standards are on the ground #also. the cool thing with actors is that you can tell them apart with their faces. for the donghua you tell them apart with their bangs #was very shocked to learn the yin iron was cql-only lol. dunno how to feel about that #the untamed special effects are really something you have to power through. but it was worth it #also apparently wen qing was gonna be wwx's love interest??? holy fuck insane #finally and most importantly: the yiling laozu fucks #mdzs #cql #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu

[jichanxo]

me & you & the son we used to have [from nov/2023]

second image is based on this fanfic by snap which you should totally go read

#jo sawashiro #sawashiro jo #ikumi (like a dragon) #...i'm just going to assume she's too niche to have an established tag #like a dragon #yakuza 7 #yakuza 7 spoilers #rgg7 #jichanart #my first art of kid sawashiro.... #and i actually really enjoyed drawing ikumi? #i used references are you proud of me #anyway this probably fits the ig post format better than tumblr but it is what it is #i saw “polaroid” and was like (point) MASATO BOX IMAGERY #i have so many feelings about this concept in general though... #the passing of time... the simultaneous intimacy and distance between ikumi and jo at their shared experience... #i should probably. have tagged or messaged the author that i made art of their fic but. i have anxiety lol #it feels too cocky to go up to someone whose work you really enjoy and go “okay now look at MY WORK” #so just sending good vibes in their general direction telepathically

[alexhorneshumiliationkink]

Julian Clary: Quite fun to watch Alex eating revolting things. Ed Gamble: He loves it though, he will eat anything. Julian Clary: He doesn’t just gingerly nibble does he? He opens that little mouth of his and in it goes. – Taskmaster Podcast ep. 143

#taskmaster #ed gamble #julian clary #finally someone said it #just started listening to the podcast and i think i love it #haven't used tumblr's chat post format in a while

[theood]

What story do you guys wanna see for dndads s3?

All I want is a new setting and fully new characters not related to the dads/teens at all. Complete new world!! Starting fresh!

#dndads #dndaddies #anyway. not letting a thing have a hold in my mind anymore. Come tell me your hopes and wishes. Do you want someone else to dm? Different #format (like how cr uses other ttrpgs) something else entirely? #(thing is still bugging me but whatever. everyone's entitled to their own opinion. I cam respect that. <- this is not about the post I'm mak #ing i genuinely wanna hear what folks want!!)

[not-souleaterpost]

People on here who think even anime Crona didn't deserve redemption or needed to be severaly punished after watching DBZ:

#soul eater meta #soul eater #meme #low effort #dont take it too seriously #just showing my context when people claim someone is beyond redemption #my man vegeta literally killed billions for fun into his 30s #and even continued to be a dick way past many chances #even killed his closest companion without a second look for basically no reason #like that shit is kinda cold till now #but still got redeemed #so crona can have a little mass murder as a treat #do people still use this meme format #idk #it is what it is #dragon ball #dbz #vegeta #redemption arc #I think unironically vegetas backstory is one where one can say that it influenced his actions but dont justify them

[giacarem]

it's supposed to be fun, turning seventeen

"Zuko's birthday!" Aang called out. "Zuko, you didn't tell us it was your birthday? We would've celebrated!" "It doesn't matter," Zuko said, his voice commanding, if not a bit squeaky. "I've never really celebrated my birthday, so it's not like I'm missing anything. Please, just pretend that this is a normal day." Hopefully, they would forget all about his birthday. … Hopefully. Or; The Gaang find an old calendar among the mountain of memorabilia that Zuko is burning at the Ember Island holiday house and make a startling discovery. Zuko, on the other hand, begins to believe they are hatching a plot to kill him.

7,323 words of Zuko angst and hurt/comfort that you can read here!

#atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko #the gaang #zuko angst #genuinely don't know how to tag please someone help me #i swear i used to live and breathe tumblr and now it's like i'm an old grandpa #fanfic #atla fanfic #if the formatting is weird please forgive i just don't know how you're supposed to advertise your fics on tumblr anymore

[veidtveidtveidt]

Landstrasse und Grossstadt, upgrades of Nju and Kreuzzug des Weibes

Good news, everybody! The Bundesarchiv has put up a couple of Connie silents in better quality than what we've had before; I've managed to grab them and up them for your perusal. This time, I've got the previously unavailable Landstrasse und Grossstadt (where Connie plays a tender, beautiful young violinist--it's a good one)...

...and far, far clearer copies of Nju (miserable, but of course, he's gorgeous)...

...and Kreuzzug des Weibes (be forewarned, though; it's very heavy subject matter as it's about reproductive rights).

Sadly, others haven't been upped yet, but give it time. As usual, drop me an ask to get the passwords for whichever movies you'd like (please try and spell as maturely as possible, if you want an answer), and go to the masterpost for all your Veidty needs.

#conrad veidt #kreuzzug des weibes #landstrasse und grossstadt #no that's not a typo as it has three 's'es #but i don't want to mess up formatting at someone's end by trying to use the german double s #anyway #nju #i'm not going to do gifs here

[buggbuzz]

lemonade leak just updated so we are celebrating with another bit of art!!! i was gonna wait to post til my account got unshadowbanned but screw it here we go

(fanart of the lemonade leak by @turtleinsoup!!!)

#AAAAUGH SO GOOD #big BIG fan of characters being written in unique ways to suit their personalities mindsets and knowledge #ESPECIALLY in stories with multiple perspectives #it def def adds something to their character #i super DUPER love it when those writing styles involve things like coding and other specific formats not usually found in literary writing #(DONNIE!!) #like for ex im a biology major as many of you may know #and i absolutely use fancy biology concepts as casual metaphors and analogies for normal things #(​compared someone's thought process to leading and lagging strands of dna replication like a week ago 💀💀) #and i also like to think in formats like definitions and code sometimes #SOOOO fun to see in writing #im desperate to see the storyline continue but establishing donnie's general mindset was definitely crucial #cannot WAIT #also side note thank you for linking me in ur fic's notes 😭😭😭 too fuckin sweet #buzzart #the lemonade leak #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie

[randomswedishgirl03]

Obviously disappointed by Lokius not being explicitly canon, But that Wasnt expected either bc of marvel being marvel.

However, based on How it ended, i do believe this is as canon as they could’ve made Lokius (again, going by the standard of this being marvel, who cant choose between a selfcest ship or a gay one)

”For you” and it was Mobius who stayed with him, alone behind the window. Clearly it was more directed at him rather than at Sylvie.

And the last scene? Well, there is No explaination needed. It is clear as day, that Loki is watching Mobius, missing Mobius. Because Loki chose him, Mobius is the one he loves.

Who knows, Maybe after time has changed and marvel stops being homophobic, then Loki and Mobius can someone reunite!! (I am still a clown at heart)

#loki series #loki #loki laufeyson #loki season 2 #mcu loki #loki spoilers #loki show #lokius #loki x mobius #loki odinson #mobius #Mobius my baby #Mobius stay strong #Loki will find you baby #saw someone say Loki went to super time #while using the Destiel news format #literally died #Why does this keep happening to our gay black haired infite beings?

[stuffedsand]

for the violence ask game: 8 common fandom opinion everyone is wrong about. for milgram. i know exactly what you're going to say i just want to see you go off again

Hiii bestie. You do know what I'm about to talk about. Yippee

Disclaimer that this whole essay is like. For fun and how I say things is ramped up to be funny. I don't mind if you disagree w me cuz like that's the nature of things! We disagree but we can get along.

Anyways short answer for people who don't wanna see the essay: organ harvesting theory. This is about shidou.

Idk how prevalent it is rn since not many people even talk about shidou but it was prevalent enough in June when I got into milgram that I believed it for a bit anyways the rest in under the cut cuz I'm insane sorrg

SO the main reason I think the theory is WRONG (hyperbole‼️) is because I just think it's unrealistic. Man works in a hospital in Japan. How would he pull it off. Scuff an operation bad enough to cause braindeath/death and I'm p sure they suspend your medical licence, if he participated in an organ harvesting operation pre-family-accident his case would then be black and white cuz he was doing it in complete sound mind with no regard for human life. Also it wouldn't justify the extreme reaction he's had to realizing, specifically, "what I've been robbing people of" (t1 voice trailer), and he wouldn't have as heavy a focus on the relatives' feelings and reactions. At least story writing wise it'd make less sense since it doesn't allude to anything if that's the end goal? Imo at least. Idk maybe this is because I really like tragedies in media. Also because it'd be a really disproportionately severe crime compared to every other direct murderer???? Like. We have strangled someone, stabbed someone, bludgeoning, bludgeoning, kicked someone to death. Organ harvesting looks cartoony in this context. It's also not a very prevelant issue in Japan iirc.

Also to prove my point further. If we use this theories the murders would be

Strangling, abortion??????, cyber bullying, stabbing, organ harvesting, toxic r/s, telling the truth (lmao), bludgeoning, bludgeoning, bludgeoning (minus weapon). Organ harvesting is goofy cuz it seems so.... Extreme,,,,,,,

ALSSOOOOO funny point. If he's not directly involved in his murder (as in, unintentional and indirect) that makes 5 direct and 5 indirect. Silly.

Also also his murder seems somewhat tied to how he feels about his job itself ("I wanted to contribute to society (about his career choice)/I had thought my work was a contribution to society", use of past tense) and to me it reads like hes disillusioned w his job esp since his reason for getting a highly sought after, high paying and high social ranking job is "I wanted to contribute to society". Doctors with that empathy can be affected by the death around them more severely and I think that's a fun topic to look at

I count this under "common fandom opinion" cuz it was common enough around June (whenyours truesly got into milgram) that I believed it. I mean I introduced shidou to my friend (hello clown) as "maybe Dr malpractice. Organ harvesting dude" and said friend (hello again clown) is also the one who's heard me bash the organ harvesting theory like 6 times at least now so. Yippee.

Take none of this seriously I just got off a plane and am so very eepy. If you like the organ harvesting theory good for you!!!!!!!💥💥💥💥💥 you do you bestie !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I literally do not think less of anyone who believes that theory I just personally dont lmao

#sand speaks #hiiiii bestie my silly mutual. youve heard this rant before now for it poorly formatted in text #i mean its better formatted than when i actually talk abt it cuz if i wrote it the way i originally did the points would not be organised #like at all. itd be so bad #anyways all of this is lighthearted i dont think less of anyone with different opinions i just. dont believe the theory at all #i like the tragedy thag comes woth it technhcally not being his fault but also kinda being his fault. #like maybe he had really bad manners towards relatives. or horribls bedside manner (youre in my way just die already“ like ok mr kirisaki. #dont say that to a comatose patient my dude. but yeah it can be argued that morally hed be in the wdong #or if he persuaded relatives to dknate patients organs. which is rude and also malpractice (coercion and taking advantage of ppl in vulnerab #and with his themes of lying (covers) i fhink it could wither be lying to relatives of patients OR. him seeing hsi work and the promise of #saving people from illness or death as a lie and a hoax becasye so many people died anyways despite those promises #anhwyas im insane about this man. characters with extreme worldviews entirely of their own making my beloved #like nothing told him to believe this. he just does and thats whats interesting to me #anywasy suuper sorry about the big essay and the many tags. i love this fandom #i have so much to say but so little phone battery. and mental battery its Zzzzzzzzz time #tell me if abything in here sounds mean or anything btw im too used to being mean as a jokiing thing so im worried ill offend someone

[standardlovers]

#ethel cain #me using this format everytime theres a song abt begging someone to stay like lets not assess actually #ted talking #everyone give it up for famous last words woooohoooo yeah baby lets GOOOOOOOO an ode to eaters <333

[jackredfieldwasmyjacob]

my favourite iberian indigenous names have to be burrus and reburrus. they never fail to make me giggle everytime i come across them

#they were quite popular as well. like so popular roman authors tended to use burrus to talk about iberians in general #kinda like using juan to talk about hispanics or idk pierre for french people #for non-hispanics #burro means donkey #it also means stupid #and we use 'reburro' to say someone is extra stupid #also this proves burro the word comes from prerroman times which <3 #in my experience #almost all spanish words that don't have a clear origin and have a lot of 'rr' and other hard sounds are probably prerroman #(and most likely iberian tho it could be celtic) #arroyo and berrocal are two common examples as well #burro arroyo berrocal. you can see the similarities #also except burro they tend to be natural features and stuff which makes sense #an arroyo is a stream. a berrocal is a particular rock formation #this also proves at least for me the connection between ancient iberian languages as euskera #euskera is also characterized by a lot of hard sounds and if i didn't know them already #i'd think arroyo or berrocal were basque words