In honor of the All Star Game today... never forget this cursedness.
Contains: Wayne Simmonds being complimented on his shoulders (as he should), Evgeni Malkin speaking Russian in an attempt to get out of this mess (and failing horribly), Drew Doughty not knowing what he's doing and Patrick Kane apparently wanting to stick his dick in crazy.
Between seeing Tuukks in a centennial gold team shirt and doing warmups and the Bruins having a Mental Health Awareness night honoring a doctor who's leading OCD research, I'm a fucking crying mess today.
That one tweet about hockey teams finding new ways to hurt you was so fucking true. 😂😭
When @blindbatalex started writing HCs I decided to join in on the bandwagon. Thx for enabling me as well @confusion-is-wonderful
Sway and Ully are the bouncers, aka guarding the front of house/krej's bar/main compound
Whenever the B's go on heists or an operation they take turns/have a rotation of who gets to go out and who stays to protect the home turf
Whenever there's an event hosted at the Bar all the guests for some reason love the duo
In fairness they're very friendly, the comradery and (b)romance between the two is frankly mesmerizing to watch, they also coordinate outfits for events. 2 halves of a whole really
Despite their friendliness, they are very protective. Anything happens to the boys and you know one of them would be right there removing the problem.
Ully has once gotten a grenade thrown at him and he picked it up and threw it back, destroying the other gang's supplies + getaway vehicle. He's never living that down
When Brad first met the B's, there was Tim "Tank" Thomas, and his protegé Tuukka Rask. They share an identical grumpy stare
Brad used to be scared of Tank. But whenever he hangs out with Tuukka, Tank is there. After a little while Tank softens up to him and he's actually really nice. A bit gruff at first, but he's just protective. Like a bear.
Tuukka still hangs around even after the injury that caused him to "retire". He's still in fighting form, just not as fast or reflexive anymore. He mentors the tandem now. Tank swings by every now and then, he has a family now and would like to keep them safe.
Bonus: Krej is amazing with customers. Charming, witty, funny, and yet hears everything. Knows all the gossip, all just from listening to people, or coaxing info out of just slightly tipsy custormers whenever something they mentioned interests him. He works magic with his hands, movements elegant and swift, and it entrances people. He's just doing what he always does, he will say. But really he just enjoys what he does and the reactions he gets from customers