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#Tony definitely knows
lilbitofmac · 1 year
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Don’t talk to Tony until he’s had at least his third cup of coffee… he might say something without thinking.
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guest-1-2-3 · 12 days
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so. never consumed any mcu content whatsoever. however i have recently stumbled upon peter parker/harley keener fanfics, went down a rabbit hole, and am now obsessed with their dynamic and i realized i have just fallen into the trap of another blond + southerner + sarcastic + calls-his-boyfriend-darlin’ + infinitely supportive + big fucking nerd x incredibly traumatized + sarcastic + italian + orphan + definitely-started-saving-the-world-too-young + big fucking nerd ship. i am nothing if not predictable
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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year
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*Pepper and Tony arguing*
Tony: Are you on your period? Is that what this is?
Pepper: *leans in close and whispers* I started my day by waking up in a pool if my own blood. Is that how you'd like me to end yours?
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megamindsupremacy · 3 months
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would 616 comics tony stark say gay rights? discuss
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applesins · 7 months
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The Toni appriciation masterpost - or every single frame Toni showed up in, in Deponia: The Complete Journey
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winterspiderpurrs · 1 year
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Tony was just taking a sip of his coffee when he heard a loud CRACK sound quickly followed by a
" Oh God "
And that was definitely Pete.
" I told you next time I caught you, I was gonna -" another crunch like sound.
And that was Bucky.
Twisting his wrist the nano tech starts surrounding his hand to form a guanlet as he quickly runs into the livingroom.
" What the hell is going.... on.... here...." his speech slowing down as he looked at the scene before him.
Peter laying on the floor, fully clothed [thank god] face down with Bucky straddling Peter, his knees on either side of his hips. He was pressing down on his back with his metal hand giving him.... a massage? Popping his back? When did the cyborg know chiropractic stuff... well prob so he knows what to hurt to paralyzed someone... but let's not go there.
Peter looks up at Tony and smiles brightly. " Hey Mr. Stark! My back has bothered me a couple days.... and Bucky has been telling me I should go to medical or he was gonna fix it himself... and well uuhh I forgot? And now like wow. My back feels great!" He laughs.
Bucky is just giving a blank stare, eyes moving from the glowing gauntlet on Tony's hand to where he is positioned over Peter then back.
Tony twitches a little bit before powering down, the nanos retreating.
" Yeah well... maybe do that somewhere else...."
Bucky raises an eyebrow at Tony when he said that.
" Actually... no yeah keep it out in the open...."
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thatkinkyautistic · 2 months
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I desperately need someone to fuck the anger and sadness out of me right now
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joooonbug · 1 year
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“Say cheese!”
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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years
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Tony: So... Pepper and I are going out to dinner tonight-
Peter: * in a sing-song voice* Tony and Pepper sitting in a tree...
Harley: *in a sing-song voice* F - U - C - K - I - N - G
Pepper: Boys! Stop being so immature and watch your language!
Tony: ...you do realise those aren't the words right?
Morgan: *walks in the room* what does fucking mean daddy?
Peter and Harley: shit. Run!
Tony: *chasing after them* get back here you little Shits!
Pepper: TONY!
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ozwaldian · 11 months
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(MAJOR) WELCOME HOME OC DUMP this is tony... i love him a lot
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SORRY TO JUST PUT THIS ALL HERE I JUST ENJOY HIM A LOT he is my silly big eyes emoji (THESE ARE FROM OLDEST TO NEWEST BTW)
(the mob au is by @clownsuu !! i hope it's ok i put him in your au runs away collapses)
(OH AND DREAM CIRCUS AU IS BY @masked_constellations ON TIK TOK)
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dksartz · 2 years
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Here is my art for the 2022 RBB, for Team Shellhead! @ishipallthings :D This a not-really-a-villain Iron Man AU, because I absolutely love the trope <3 In the artwork iron man flirts with cap/steve, who is incensed but also blushy blushy ;)
My writer will be posting her fic for my art as soon as she can! I really appreciate her for picking my art and continuing to communicate with me while I’ve been burned out from rl stuff. I loved working with you! And I was inspired to make bonus art for our team as well as you can see! 
In the bonus art there are two scenes, mirrored: in one, steve takes care of an injured iron man - whose identity he doesn’t know. In the second, post-reveal (i think?) tony takes care of an injured steve. I wanted to have the scenes mirroring each other visually, but still distinct, seperate scenes, so you have steve leaning over the sofa to offer iron man an advil (after wrapping and bandaging his wounds), and on the other hand you have tony sitting beside his sofa watching a bandaged, recovering steve sleeping. Heart eyes all around ,though! 
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steelycunt · 11 months
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getting to that time of year again where a girl starts thinking about reading. That book again...you know the book...
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inkblot-inc · 1 year
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So I know you may not be back in it yet, but I just had this thought about Jaws right. So Jaws is new to the holidays. Wanda and Nat are making sure they get the full experience of every one as they come but still, Jaws is a little clumsy about them. So when Jaws overhears Wanda telling Tony she wants a ‘real tree’ not some fake one, they don’t even think about the fact that it’s around Christmas or asking what kind of tree Wanda is talking about. They’re just like ‘yeah, this is how I can do something for Wanda for all the nice things she does for me’ and they just go out and get a tree. Like, just grab and axe or something from Tony’s lab go find a pretty looking tree they know they can move and get into the compound and do their best lumberjack impression. And that’s how the team ends up with a small Oak Tree as their Christmas tree for Jaws’ first Christmas.
Well then let's talk about it because I love this, bud 😊
like wayyy back we talked a bit about Jaws' first Christmas, and I can definitely see this being a part of it!
Jaws just being eager in wanting to do something nice for Wanda without a care for full context is also very much on brand
I can see Jaws just going down to Central Park early one day and hacking down one of the nicer trees near the center of the park (Since all the leaves on the oak trees fall off in winter, choosing a "nice" tree is pretty much a matter of intuition).
Jaws just comes lugging the tree back to the compound with the proudest smile on their face, wood chips still stuck to their clothes and all 🤭
when Jaws told Natasha they were going to get a tree, she should've known better-
Wanda was touched nonetheless, and though it may look a bit odd at first, they still decorate the oak tree with lights and baubles the best they can. Plus they don't have to deal with stray pine needles 👌🏾
Tony most definitely had to pay for the unauthorized removal of public property, but hey it was worth it
the previous asks about Jaws' first christmas are here and here
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(The best picture I could find for how I imagine this tree to look, but of course a bit smaller to fit in the compound and with a bit more decorations...you get the point)
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