One Piece Characters as Filipino High School Stereotypes!
PART 1: THE CLASS OFFICERS
The President: Coby, Tashigi
-The one who's responsible for their classmates' behavior n' stuff.
-They get scolded by their teachers/principal if their class is rowdy.
-Can be the "spy" in their group chat that tell on their teacher about their classmates talking shit about a certain teacher or copying answers from one another.
-Was the one to say "BOYS AT THE BACK! BEHAVE!"
-Also the one who'll cry because how stress they were on disciplining the class
-"Sumunod naman kayo! Mapapagalitan na tayo ng teacher naten! 😭" (Please behave! Our teacher will surely scold us now!)
-Sabay ub-ob sa desk- (And then they'll put their head on the desk and sobbed.)
-Sometimes, they just faked their sobbing so the class would behave
-have 0.01% chance of succession tho
-would tell on the teacher every fucking time
-Coby would get bullied and mocked by his classmates for telling on their teacher
-would try not to cry but ended up sobbing
-ran out of the classroom once
-poor mochi
-Tashigi, another victim of her classmates' mockery
-would try to make everyone behave but keeps failing
-tries her best all the time
-poor Captain Glasses
Vice President: Helmeppo, Chopper (maybe), Koala
-the president's assistant
-Always comfort the president if they're crying because of their class's misbehavior
-always the "MAKINIG NAMAN KAYO KAY PRESIDENT! DI NA KAYO NAAWA! IN-ELECT-ELECT NYO KAMI TAS KAYO GANYAN? RESPETO NAMAN KAY PRESIDENT!" (LISTEN TO WHAT THE PRESIDENT WILL SAY, YOU MERCILESS FOOLS! YOU GUYS ELECTED US BUT YOU TREAT US THIS WAY? RESPECT THE PRESIDENT, FOR F'S SAKE!)
-and then they pat the sobbing president on the back while glaring at their classmates like they committed the worst crime there is
-have pasipsip vibes (toxic) except for Chopper ofc
-Helmeppo would try calm down the sobbing Coby
-Chopper would substitute for the president on making the class behave
Secretary: Monet
-the one the class elected because they have a beautiful writing
-the cursive writers
-they were the ones assigned to write everyone's attendance everyday
-Sometimes, they were really observant and silently judging people
-I think they got information about each and every student in their class
-The Noisy Lister
-Listed noisy classmates would try bribing and guilt tripping them but they will not give a damn
-Monet would smile at them before saying a blunt "No."
Treasurer: NAMI 🥹
-oh fuck, these people are dangerous!
-They won't stop annoying you to pay whatever your teacher told the class to pay. Fees for projects, tests, cleaning materials, abuloy (monetary help for your fellow students that recently passed away)
-they will wait for you early in the morning to pay up, even if you just arrived at the classroom 💀
-They are very stingy at all times-
-will try to sweet talk or threathen you sweetly
-Considering Nami as a treasurer is huge fucking red flag 🚩
-I think Nami will try to make a bullshit excuse to have everyone in the class to pay whatever she said so she'll have money for shopping and stuff
-never mess with them istg 😬
Auditor: Hawkins perhaps?
-the unnecessary officer- just kidding hihi!
-I don't know what to write about them tbh
-they were just kinda there?
-seriously, I've got nothing to say about them, sorry
Public Information Officer (PIO): Robin, Law, Tashigi (again)
-the one the teachers assigned to announce information or programs to the class
-Robin would be a great PIO
-Tashigi would be nice too
-Law... I guess he got elected because of Luffy and Kidd messing with him-
-Law would glare daggers to the class to silence them before telling them the announcement or some shit
Peace Officers: Smoker, X-Drake,
-the one that keeps the peace. period.
-they took their job way too seriously
-Smoker is always holding himself back from strangling a certain strawhat for misbehaving
-Smoker facepalms all the time because of his class' stupidity
-X-Drake would be the calm type, he'll try to break up fights. Keyword: try
-X-Drake never succeeded on breaking up the fights, poor him
Escort: Cavendish! (100%), Zoro (got forced), Sanji
-ah, yes, the escort
-classmates based the candidates for escort from their popularity, looks, and number of social media followers. Typical.
-Cavendish would fight tooth and nail just to be the class escort 💅
-Cabbage would never back down from any school pageants. Never.
-He's popular among the female students.
-He always throws a bunch of roses at the audience before blowing a kiss
-The school king
-Zoro...well... The class forced him to be the escort just because they thought it will be funny to watch him get lost while catwalking during a pageant.
-Also Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper thought it will be a good idea to nominate Zoro as an escort while he's sleeping during the class election-
-Imagine the mosshead idiot waking up just to see his name written on the board as the class escort. RIP Marimo
-Sanji, my man!
-He's voted as the escort because of his looks ofc
-Probably nominates himself to impress Nami and Robin
-Zoro would tease and annoy the fuck out of him
-He's good at catwalking ngl
-During the practices of an upcoming school pageant, Luffy and the gang would watch as Sanji catwalk. Tho the Swirly Brow would be distracted by the female candidates all the time!
-Like, be serious, Sanji! Nami would kill you if she lost her bet about you winning the pageant-
Muse: Hancock (Undefeated Queen), Robin, Vivi, Perona
-like the escort, they would based the muse off their popularity, looks, and numbers of followers
-Hancock definitely wins any school pageant all the fucking time
-Like, Hammock, at least give the others a chance to win-
-Favorite motto would be: "No matter what I do, I will be forgiven. Why, you ask? It is because I'm BEAUTIFUL!
-just saying that line and doing the pose would give her a perfect score and lots of nosebleeds
-always have fierce looks as she owns the runway
-Robin-chwan~!
-with a tall figure, Robin is very good at catwalking!
-one wink from her would cause a massive nosebleed fest from the crowd (especially Sanji)
-have that killer smile that everyone falls in love with
-Vivi would be great too!
-Because of her beautiful hair, male audience would mesmerized
-her talent would probably be belly dancing.
-cue another nosebleed fest (Sanji would probably be sent to the nurse office due to blood loss-)
-Perona, the goth queen!
-with cute gothic looks, she will never fail on making hearts throb
-a big competitor of Hancock
-loves being the center of attention
-would get annoyed with the male's catcalling and shouts
-she got disqualified once because she threw the host's microphone to a rude and horny dumbass
-but it was worth it, according to her
(so sorry for the shitty writing oof-)
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