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kenlvry · 1 year
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LISTEN TO ME RN HEAT ME TF OUT STANS GANG + CRAIG DOIGN THE LIPSTICK TREND FROM TICTOK WITH READER
the lipstick trend with stan and craigs team
an, I AM LISTENLING ANON DONT WORRY. no idea what you mean by heat out though 🤨 , 17-18 and gn reader but use of her in tolkiens
kenny
he was the one who suggested it, it came across his fyp one day and he sent it to you "lets do this come over rn." "you asked, why dont you come to my house? 🤨" "why don't i cum in your mom" "HUH 😧" "im here."
you both definitely argue on what lipstick you should wear "okay but i don't even use pink lipstick" "well you should" "its light colour its not gonna appear" "well fuck 😒"
the process of kissing his face is wild, he would suggest to do his lips as the first place "KENNY HOW ARE WE GONNA DO THIS TREND IF YOU KEEP TRYING TO MAKE OUT WITH ME" "ITS NOT MY FAULT"
after like2 hours you finally get the lipstick on his face. now the tiktok was even harder he wouldn't stop laughing. you'd give up and he apologises while laughing
thank god you guys were able to finish it under 1 hour it turned out really good, at the end of the video he kissed you and you wanted to cut that part but he said keep it for like and its true the comments were all about the kiss on the last clip
kyle
okay he too wanted to ask you first but he was kinda shy and waited for you to ask and you did!! woohoo for kyle
"kyle wanna do this" "OKAY" he insists on picking your lipstick and picks the ugliest colour like what 😐
to him there was no such thing as an ugly colour buy it didn't suit your face so no way.
the process of it was calm, he at first wanted to put on the lipstick for you but you looked like a clown has mans never put on lipstick??
he watches you as you kiss him and reapply lipstick and then kiss him again, he feels like a princess fr 🤭🤭
he hasn't seen his face yet so when you record and he saw his face he laughs out loud, "LMAO WHY DO I LIKE THAT??" "WDYM"
you would tell him to take off his hat which he refuses but you looked too cute, when it posted cartman was first to comment and you can already tell what he commented "ew gay" your followers defended you two though 🤭
stan
stan blushes internally when you ask him. "sure im down" DEEP DOWN HE WANTS KIDNAP YOY AND KEEP YOU TO HIMSELF
"what lipstick do you think matches me best, pink or red?" "id say my tip colour" "WHAT 😧"
he has to hold in the very urge to puke every time you kiss him because like you look so cute omg.
he looks in the mirror and is js like "damn, i did it". HE LOVES IT SOOOO MUCH YOU CAN TELL HE'S BLUSHING ONGG ‼️
he even directs you like "do here next, okay now here" its so cute 🤭🤭
when you record and the camera pans to him, he smiles and covers his face blushing bc he can't contain it. it was such a cute video and got iver 2 mil likes. cartman definitely commented "i bet you had to change your clothes 10 times"
cartman
"cartman lets do this" "what." "wdym? cmon its cute" "y/n no offense but that is the most gayest shit i've ever seen" " NO ITS NOT UTS CUTE" "my reputation is at stake if i do that be so for real" "okay I'm asking kyle then" "lets do it."
he actually been wanting to ask you for weeks now but doesn't know how so winwin. you take your absolute time picking your lipstick and he couldn't be more done with "hurry up this doesn't even effect anything" "shut up cartman if i use the right one people will ask what lipstick it is and i get views"
picking a lipstick was already a big deal just imagine the process "ew gay not on my lips" "cartman 😐" tbh he wish he could just make out with you rn but yk how mans is
now recording is even more a hassle "JUST SMILE IS IT SO HARD TO CRACK A SMILE" "NOT WHILE IM LOOKING LIKE THIS" the most he does is wipes your lipstick off and then he just gives a 🙄 look until the end of the video
the comments are just him getting teased at clydes commenting "NAHHH CAN'T BELIEVE HE AGREED TO THIS" kyles is "i can tell that this took a long time" and then wendys is "is that cartman or a clone of him". cartman is pissed af at the comment, he told you his reputation is at stake 😒.
he actually has it saved downloaded and also is his live wallpaper sooo.
butters
butters is the one who asked you this " um y/n can we do this? 😣" while twiddling his fingers, "OKAY"
he's all giddy and smily during the process, after every kiss his blushes intensifies and by the end of it he is just.. 🔴
even though it is the most simplest video ever he has to have a tutorial, he is asking questions for everything man, how do i wipe the lipstick, what do i do, do i smile when its on me , do i laugh??
you tell him what he thinks he should he and he starts kissing you bc rn the sexual tension between you two is intense (to him atleast, he thinks thinks hand holding is already intense)
everyone comments on how cute he is and yk how tiktok is so people comment "does he whimper" "submissive who?" and hes likw WHATTTTT 🧍
clyde
when you suggested this he nodded so hard his head probably was about to fall off. "clyde you wanna do this" "DO I???" ..... "well.. do you?" "i mean yeah it's like a way of- yes i wanna do it"
he loves any lipstick you wear so he lets you pick. after every kiss he looks in the mirror and kicks his feet giggling and you just stand there 🤨
he also tries to make it a makeout session like kenny, when you kissed on his lips he holds your neck and literally makes out with like cnon we have 9 more
when you first hit record and yk how the guy has to wipe your lipstick off, nah he grabbed you by the chin and slams his lips with yours "WHY DIS YOU DO THAT??" "its called content,you wouldn't know with your 9 likes and 70 views"
well you kept the clip and everyone in the comments were talking about it "need a boyfriend like you y/n" "why can't my boyfriend be like this" clyde is obviously gloating bc he had the idea.
tolkien
most romantic man you know, is the first to ask you. "y/n can we do this?" "OKAY BOO 😝"
"hmm which lipstick do you think babe?" "i think every lipstick makes you pretty, it doesn't matter if it doesn't suit you because in my eyes you look beautiful in anything ☺️" "what if i wore kim kardashians 2013 met gala dress" "might have to rethink what i said"
he smiles while you kiss him here and there, every once a while he kisses you back, it was such a cute moment for you two😝🤞🤞
when recording he looks at you while smiling during the whole video and it blew up fast because of that
"the way he looks at her" "wishing he was like this" "you got the bag that man is inlove", it blew in seconds fr
craig
"craig lets do-" "okay" "i didnt even ask you yet" "I'll do anything if its with you" "what if i asked you to have a threesome" ".....if its makes you happy idk.."
idk about you but i think he acts like he doesn't care but inside he is so happy you asked he's been wanting to ask you this but doesn't know how to start up the convo
he doesn't care what lipstick or where you kiss him, its just the way you press your lips on him and look at it then quickly reapply to do it again because it wasn't pigmented enough.
when recorded, he doesn't just wipe he makes you turn to face him by grabbing your chin, and he doesn't let go and just looks at you with those yk siren eyes.
people are simping over him ong "damn girlie share for us" "you mean OUR boyfriend" "tryna find someone as hot as him" and you are pissed fr he laughs at you cursing out the people, like bae dw my eyes only fo you 😝🤞
tweek
"tweek, wanna do this?" "but what if I can't remove the lipstick stain" "tweek what dw i have makeup remover" "WHAT IF THAT DOESN'T WORK 🤯🤯" "TWEEK"
okay so the lipstick may turn out ugly bc of how shaky he is but ITS OKAY BC ITS TWEEK DUH, "a-are you sure you dont want to redo this?" "tweek its fine"
he insists on redoing it the 2nd try turns our worse because he's even more twitchy because of how close you are☺️☺️☺️
his face is just red because he keeps wiping it off with his hands so you can redo it and its obvious too
recording it was so funny because you can't stop laughing at the smudge lipsticks
when posted the comments were so cute but... uh questionable some were "the way the smudges are so obvious 😭😭❤️" or "wishing my future relationship will be like this 🤭" and some were just "tip colour when?? 😜"
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literainey · 11 months
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(Fem reader) legolas being clingy after spending the day away from reader. i want to see my doe eyes elf being pouty and acting like a touch starved bby please 🥺
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──⠀۪ ♡ ۫ pairing: legolas x fem!reader
──⠀۪ ♡ ۫ word count: 0.5k
──⠀۪ ♡ ۫ synopsis: a day spent away from you has left the prince in need of your touch now more than ever ( fluff, established relationship )
──⠀۪ ♡ ۫ notes: omg omg i loved writing clingy legolas sm ty for the req !
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˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑��𝐄𝐃 ´ˎ˗
One could have mistaken the woodland prince’s footfalls for a dwarf as they grew heavy upon entering his shared chambers with his beloved. 
Rarely did the prince commit the careless act of allowing dirt to track the halls of the kingdom, yet his boots caked with remnants of the forest floor follow him as the door closes behind him. A sigh holding a handful of burdens departs from his lips at the sight of an empty room. His eyes glaze over the neatly made bed, staring at the smoothed covers as though they are taunting him. Moonlight leaks through an exposed window, and he frowns among the darkness that has overtaken the room. Whoever prompted the notion of elves slipping through the passage of time was sorely mistaken it seems, as it now feels to him that it has been an eternity since he last bid you farewell (which was this morning, soft kisses pressing onto your cheeks as you slept soundly). The possibility that the weight of your absence could evoke such a hold on him was something he failed to consider when he began courting you—and now the once tireless and perhaps even invincible prince finds himself in a poor state without the loving nature your touch provides as he transforms from a deadly warrior into a wounded bunny. 
“Meleth nîn?” [ 'my love' ] His voice is quieter than his usual velvety tone, and his arms feel so empty without you tightly wound within their hold.
“In here!” You call from the bathing chambers, swiftly tying a robe over your waist before his steps follow your voice as though he's been coaxed by a spell. He smiles, relief in his eyes, shoulders relaxing as he greets the scent of woodland herbs that permeates within the bathing room. Strong arms pull you into an embrace and you are taken aback by his towering frame for a moment, shuffling slightly as he leans against you. His hand cradles the back of your head and he sighs, inhaling the scent of you while you bite back a laugh. “Hello,” you greet him softly and your head lifts to meet his gaze. His lips press onto your temple in a wordless reply and you sense that he is in extra need of your attention. "Long day?" You smile and his kiss trails to your lips. 
"Lay with me."  He says, and suddenly you are nestled next to him under warm covers with his face cocooned into your neck. His boots lay discarded at the foot of the bed, bracers tossed next to the fireplace that crackles lightly. Your hand works gently to undo his braids, delicate fingers running through his light tendrils. You are certain that he will clear both of your schedules tomorrow, and you are even more certain that you will not be able to leave his side for at least another day. And you have no objections, smiling as his hand finds yours and your fingers interlock with his. 
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Hundred Years Ago
Pairing: Haldir x Reader
Summery: Haldir wants to ask you an important question, but you two are interrupted.
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"Will we be there soon?" you asked with feigned impatience.
Haldir snorted in amusement: "Can't wait, can you?"
"No." you admitted. You really wished you could see something, but Haldir was very thorough in covering your eyes. "I finally want to know what you are making such a secret about. You even took the day OFF! Until two days ago, I was sure you did not even know how to do that."
"Oh, shut up," you could hear from his voice that he was grinning. Then you felt him gently press his lips to the tip of your ear. "Do not worry, Meleth nîn, we will be right there."
Haldir had been very secretive for the past few days, sometimes whispering quietly with his brothers, but would stop talking when you were within earshot.
At first you didn't think anything of it, but you were very interested in what they were talking about.
When Haldir took the day off from his duties, you were sure that something was up.
And now he was leading you to a 'mysterious place'. Whether it was really that mysterious you didn't know, but as he covered your eyes you had no idea where you were going.
Suddenly he stopped and said: "Ready?"
"Of course!" you said excitedly and he carefully took his hands away from your eyes, and you couldn't help but notice that they were shaking a little.
It took a while for your eyes to find out where you were.
Spread out on the ground in front of you was a large picnic blanket with a huge basket on top, which, judging by the smell, was filled with all your favourite treats.
You were in a clearing that you knew only too well. "This is where we met for the first time!"
Haldir nodded. "Exactly one hundred years ago."
"What?" you asked in surprise and turned to face him. To your surprise, his cheeks were slightly flushed, which was a little unusual for Haldir.
"Exactly one hundred years ago," he repeated, "we met here for the first time."
"You mean when you nearly shot me with one of your arrows?" you replied, smiling gently. That he had actually thought of that was incredible.
"I thought you were an orc." Haldir only replied. "You were walking around far too close to the borders. Be glad I did not have such a good aim back then," he leaned forward so that you could feel his breath on your lips as he said, "I would not miss my target today."
He was probably expecting you to playfully punch him in the side or come up with a counter-argument, but he had surprised you today, so you wanted to surprise him too.
You quickly leaned forward and before Haldir could react, your lips had already captured his in a gentle kiss.
Haldir returned the kiss and wrapped an arm around your waist to pull you tighter against him, while the fingertips of his other hand glided over your spine.
Eventually he pulled away from you again and nodded towards the picnic blanket. "How about we sit down and eat something."
The food tasted delicious, and you knew from the first bite you took that Haldir must have made it all himself. It had probably taken ages.
You loved the food your beloved made, but unfortunately you couldn't eat it that often because he always had to work.
"I am really surprised that you remember exactly which day we met. I have to admit that I remember the year but I could not have told you the day," you admitted.
Haldir laughed softly. "I could not either. Orophin still knew. He accompanied me here for the first time because he was finally old enough to learn how to handle a bow and arrow."
You remembered well. Both of Haldir's brothers had been quite young at the time and he had cared for them since the death of their parents. One of the reasons why you had practically helped raise them after you two had become close.
"Then I guess I will have to thank him later," you said playfully and winked at him.
Haldir shrugged his shoulders. "He only provided the date, but I was planning to come here with you anyway." Suddenly his voice became a little quieter, almost uncertain. "I wanted to ask you a really important question."
He swallowed and put his plate aside, then reached for your hand. "Meleth nîn, I- "
But something interrupted him. Just as he was about to get to the question you were dying to know, there was a rustling in a bush not far from you.
Haldir jumped up and stood protectively in front of you. He pulled a knife from his sleeve, which he always had there, whether he was working or not, so that he wouldn't be unarmed in an emergency.
"Who is there?" he asked loudly, his eyes fixed on the bush.
You held your breath.
Then two elves you knew all too well poked their blond heads out of the bush. Orophin and Rùmil.
"You did not ask her!" Rùmil said indignantly and grimaced. "Do you know how uncomfortable it is to hide in a bush? We were here a few minutes before you and now we haven't even seen the big moment."
Haldir put the knife away again and massaged his forehead. "You two really are- "
"Besides, I contributed more than just the date," Orophin said to you with a pompous look, "I also chose the picnic basket! I borrowed it from Lord Celeborn, you have no idea how many he has lying around because he goes on picnics with Lady Galadriel all the time!"
You could hardly stifle your giggles as relief washed over you. For a moment you thought you were going to have to fight an orc or a wild animal.
Orophin and Rumil now climed out from the undergrowth of the bush with some difficulty and went over to you.
"Some stupid root cut me." Rùmil cursed.
"Serves you right." Haldir grumbled, but you could see his eyes immediately moving up and down his brothers body to see if he was seriously injured. Since he apparently wasn't, Haldir gave him an angry look.
Since his brothers obviously realised that they couldn't simply talk their way out of it, they turned to you with a nervous smile. "You are happy to see us, right?"
You gave Haldir a sideways glance before grinning back. "I am always happy to see you. But there are sometimes very inopportune moments, you know?"
They blushed and nodded cautiously.
Haldir rubbed his face with the hand he had just used to massage his temple.
"We will talk about it later," he finally said, turning to his brothers. "Go now."
Slowly, he let himself sink back onto the picnic blanket.
"I am sorry." he whispered, "I do not know if you still- "
You put a hand on his arm and gently pressed your lips to his cheek. "I would love to hear your question."
"We have known each other for a hundred years now," he began nervously, placing his hand under your chin so that you could look each other in the eye. "Would you do me the honour of courting you?"
Excitement rose in you and it took a few seconds before you were even able to form an answer in your head.
You couldn't believe he had actually asked that! No wonder his brothers had made such a fuss.
Meanwhile, Haldir's face looked very strained and only now did you realise that you still hadn't answered him.
A broad grin spread across your face and you said in a voice trembling with excitement: "There is nothing I would enjoy more."
Haldir slowly pulled you close and together you snuggled up on the picnic blanket under the stars.
When it was already very late, you made your way back.
Haldir carried the basket while you tucked the rolled-up blanket under your arm.
At first he had insisted on carrying both, but when you said you couldn't possibly leave everything to your future husband, he blushed and gave you the picnic blanket.
When you arrived home, all you wanted to do was fall into bed, but when you opened the front door, Haldir's brothers came to meet you.
"Now you are breaking into our house too," he said, but you could tell from the grin on his lips that he didn't hold it against them.
His brothers also seemed to have noticed the grin and with an excited squeal they ran towards you with open arms. "She said yes!"
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lovelykil · 10 months
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─Headcanons─
main 4 + tolkien older ver.
hc; random headcanons
cw; none
note; I thought abt this allll day, might make another one as well
Kyle got a buzz cut once because he lost a bet to Cartman (he didn't want to suck his bawls so the alternative was that), you were mortified
For a date you and Stan painted your nails black and listened to Foo Fighters
Cartman draws weird things in his journal he's had for years about you and him
Eric sends Kyle cursed Ed Sheeran pictures to him saying "this you?"
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You and Kenny look through his playboy magazine, admiring the women together.
"She's hot."
"Fr."
Sometimes Kyle's green ass eyes scare the shit out of you when you guys are sleeping together. It's like he's taking your soul with those things.
"Hey babe how'd you slee-"
"Close your eyes right now 😦"
Cartman likes to steal your snacks, so now you hid them.
Mr kitty likes to snuggle with you and Eric if you guys are sitting with each other.
Same if you guys are in bed, sleeping.
Kyle is so majestic when the sun hits his face at JUST the right angle, complimentng his colored eyes just right.
You try with all your might not to take a picture of his pretty face, he hates them.
You and Kyle have matching bracelets, he wears them alllll the time
Even during his basketball games, if he can
Tolkien and you match clothes on random days of the week at school
Holding his arm as you guys walk in the hallways (everyone is so annoyed)
Stan and you match different type of hair colors if it's not hair then it's hats or something (I gave up I'm sorry ☠️)
Kenny and you have matching rings
For Cartman?? Idk I don't see him liking that corny shi lmao
Stan passes notes to you in class,, Kyle always is the message deliverer since he's in the middle.. he is not fond of that.
"Hey Kyle pass this down to Y/n."
"No"
"Oh come on, please?"
"I hate the both of you." takes the note.
Once you and Kyle were waiting for the bus with the others listening to his playlist then all of a sudden Taylor swift starts playing; blank space.
You looked up at him about to explode with laughter while his face was red as fuck.
When your cold you like to squeeze underneath Kenny's hoodie to hug him, he embraces you with a giggle. Now the both of you are cozy n warm
Kyle romanticizes having kids with you, the warmy and loving feeling it brings him is crazyy.
"I wanna have kids when we get older and are financially stable."
"let's graduate first babe.."
You left a kiss mark on Stan's guitar once ever since you did that he has not removed it
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southparktegreity · 1 year
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♡ what they look for in a girl
[stan marsh x reader] ; [kyle brof. x reader]
[kenny mc. x reader] ; [leopold butters stotch x reader]
[tolkien b. x reader] 🟊
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gender : female cws : minor nsfw
requested : yes! thank you anon ! relationship : none mentioned
authors note : i wanted to write what they look for in personality traits, instead of appearance, hope that was okay!
NOTICE : as always, these characters are aged up to be in college 19/20+!
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stanley marsh :
♡ i feel like he'd really want someone who is comfortable with silence, like being alone together in the same room doing separate things, yet enjoying each others presence. i think quiet time/being able to be around each other while being quiet is important to him, since he has to deal with so much talking in south park in general.
♡ i also think he's want someone who's really stable in his life. like he wouldn't necessarily want a girl who's always mentally stable, but more like he wants to be able to depend on someone especially during harder moments when he's struggling. he’d want to find stability in your relationship.
♡ definitely wants a girl who can take their relationship seriously but also who can kind of be playful at times. since stan is kind of a ticking time bomb, he'll want someone who's kind of also emotionally smart enough to tell when something is off with him because he struggles with expressing those same emotions.
♡ trust. this one is probably the biggest one for stan, he needs stability and trust in a relationship with anyone. he needs to be able to trust you'll be honest with him.
♡ i think all of this combined with support and love for him is what he looks for in a partner :)
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kyle broflovski :
♡ as i'm sure everyone knows, he'd want someone very family oriented! even if you aren't close with your own family, as long as you care about having a family in the future, or are close to his own family i think that's good enough for him.
♡ would also really want someone to be on good terms with his mom and ike, since his dad is fairly easy to get along with and his mom is very much the head of the household - he'd want a girl to get along with her - even if that means looking at his baby photos with her.
♡ also would want someone who might be interested in religion, or at the very least doesn't make fun of him for his own.
♡ looks for communication in relationships, especially if he did something wrong? he’d want to know as soon as it happened. he’s probably a bit worried of losing you, or being abandoned by you because of heidi and that whole situation, so someone who can easily communicate their issues are reassure him everything is okay and stable in their relationship is perfect for him.
♡ i get the impression that his standards are kind of on the floor, with his mistreatment from cartman and heidi both, he just wants someone who won't leave him or make fun of him or his insecurities.
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kenny mccormick :
♡ definitely wants a girl who will try anything once, if you catch my drift. especially if you'll initiate it as well? or seem invested in trying something new with him :)
♡ i feel like he’d really like someone to crack jokes with. i think he shares eric’s similar sense of humor but doesn’t actually want to full blown do the whole ‘eric’ thing all the time (ie dealing with cartman). sometimes i think he just wants to make a lil bit of fun with you! you know?
♡ he’d probably also want someone who’s a little more on the adventurous side, who’s probably a bit ambitious, again someone who’d be willing to try anything once. he probably really wants someone around who can also have their own wild side!
♡ also probably looks for someone who is kind to karen, especially if it means her crashing your guys dates.
♡ overall i feel like he doesn't have a huuuge preference, but more like he just wants someone he can get along with! definitely someone with a sense of humor similar to him.
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leopold butters stotch :
♡ this is just my totally personal opinion but i feel like he'd really like someone also outgoing and also understanding? he might always be worried he's messing up or something while being with you, but would want you to be understanding when he makes a mistake.
♡ a little bit of chaos goes a long way. someone who will be able to create a little chaos with him from time to time would definitely be something he wants in a girl.
♡ playful intimacy, he doesn't wanna feel insecure with those intimate moments he has with you, but i think a little bit of playfulness with each other would totally brighten his day.
♡ i feel like he'd really look for a sense of belonging in a girl, somewhere where he fits in, and feels safe. since he doesn't get a lot of that at home, he'd really want to feel far from his home around a girl.
♡ to be honest i don't think butters thinks too much about what he wants, it just kind of happens for him.
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tolkien black :
♡ i feel like tolkien probably looks for someone who's really good at communicating. he'd want to avoid any and all drama, considering he's got enough of it just living in south park normally.
♡ this one is kind of a given, but i feel like he'd want a girl who's more on the mature side, similar to stan but in a different way. he'd want a girl with more of her own interests and things that she enjoys. he really wants someone who's able to talk to him about mature things and not have to be worried too much that you won't take it seriously.
♡ someone self confident i imagine, i think he already has enough going on that he doesn't necessarily want to be worried about you on top of his family and everything else. which isn't to say he won't support you during your down moments, but being confident in yourself is probably a big one for him.
♡ this all ties in with the other ones, but self reliance and being good to yourself is probably big for him, again he doesn't wanna be in charge of you but will definitely take care of you when you need it - you know?
♡ overall, he just wants someone who's a bit normal or at least a bit less hectic or crazy than the rest of south park.
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mayoslaise · 8 months
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May I request a platonic x reader for the main boys. Where they learn the reader is a girl somehow but before they were all under the belief she was a boy and that she didn’t care to much about her gender to correct them (like a Haruhi Fujioka situation)
I really didn’t know what to write so it’s pretty short tbh
“Wait wait wait! You’re telling that that this whole time we’ve been hanging out with a chick!?”
Cartman stares at you completely perplexed on how he didn’t see that you were a girl the whole time.
“Mghf Mghf Mghf?”
“Ewww Kenny…”
“I just didn’t think it was that important.” You shrugged dismissively and put your hands into your pockets.
“NOT THAT IMPORTANT!?!? How do we know that you’re not a spy that the girls sent to get more information from us!” Cartman narrows his eyes.
“That’s retarded fatass.” Kyle rolls his eyes and crosses his arms
“Yeah why would the girls send a spy?”
“I don’t really see why my gender matters.”
“Guys come here for a second.” Cartman ushers for the other three boys to follow him away from you. After a few seconds you hear Kyle yell. “We’re not killing (name) Cartman!”
“It’s the only way kahl! We have to kill her before she gives away all of our secrets!” He looks back at you “Hey (name). Nothing going on here just chatting Y’know.”
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lost-walmartbag · 1 year
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SP characters as dads pt 3!
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Warning: None just fluff
Background: You and your husband are first-time parents. You and Craig, You and Tweek, and You and Tolkien try to navigate being the best parents you can be.
Status: Request Open
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Craig
You place your son in a large kiddy pool that only had at most an inch of water. You sit inside with him drinking lemonade and putting sunglasses on your face. Cameron slashes around in the water moving his small duck toys around.
Craig pulls into the driveway seeing you sitting inside the kiddy pool. He walks up giving a small smile seeing Cameron in a pair of his own baby sunglasses.
"What are you doing?" He asks you.
"Beating the heat. Your son and I were dying inside so here we are. You wanna join?" You ask looking up at him.
Cameron looks up at his dad and coos happily. Craig sighs and goes inside the house coming back out in swim trunks. He tries to step into the pool with you but you stop him.
"Not so fast~" You tease handing him a pair of sunglasses and a cup of lemonade.
He rolls his eyes and takes them both stepping inside and sitting across from you and Cameron. Cameron coos and splashes water onto Craig. Craig frowns and slashes Cameron back.
Cameron pouts and splashes Craig again. You sit back watching it happen smiling until Craig splashes Cameron's face. You frown and splash Craig's face back.
"Hey don't splash my baby." You say rubbing Cameron's back.
"Hey thought I was your baby too." Craig teases giving you a peck on the lips
Cameron whines making you both look over at him seeing him crawling over to Craig and climbing on his lap. Craig smiles and sits him down comfortably. Cameron looks up at you and points at you.
"Why is he pointing at me?" You ask taking off your sunglasses.
Craig smirks and pulls a small water gun that was next to him and shoots you with it.
"Yo not cool I thought we were a team Cam!" You squeal as you feel the cold water on you.
Cameron burst into giggles and starts clapping. You raise a brow and put your sunglasses back on.
"Oh, so it's like that?" You ask pulling out your own water gun. Cameron looks up at Craig and you start counting down from ten.
Craig laughs and gets up with Cameron running around the yard as you chase them shooting water at Craig. Craig slowly falls down slowly making sure Cameron was safely put on the grass. Craig plays dead and holds his chest sticking his tongue out.
You walk over to Cameron and he looks up at you and quickly starts crawling away but then slowly starts standing up and taking a few steps. You gasp and drop your gun.
"Craig look!" You squeal.
Craig opens his eyes and looks over seeing Cameron walking. He quickly gets up and laughs rushing to him. Craig picks him up and throws him up in the air and catches him.
"I'm so proud of you!" He says kissing his cheek making him giggle.
You smile and take a picture of the two boys smiling brightly.
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Tweek
You came back from work putting your bag down gently as the house was so quiet. You walk into the living room and see Tara sleeping on the couch as Tweek kneels down next to her watching her closely.
"Honey?" You whisper making him jump.
He looks over at you and waves you over. You kneel down next to him watching as Tara's stomach slowly rises with every breath.
"She's so beautiful when she sleeps." You whisper. "We should put her in the crib."
"But we won't be able to watch her from there as well as here. What if she rolls over and suffocates?" He asked.
"Baby we've had this talk already." You say kissing his cheek softly. "She'll be ok."
You gently pick her up and take her to the nursery. Tweek follows closely behind watching nervously.
"Be careful." He mutters as you place Tara in the crib.
You put her down and lead Tweek out of the room. You let out a sigh and hold his hands.
"Baby I'm very glad you are worried about Tara's safety, but I feel like you don't trust me to be alone with her." You say.
"W-what oh my god, I'm so sorry I didn't know you felt that way." He said holding your hands
"I know you don't mean to do it but baby you need to understand Tara is going to be ok. You're an amazing dad when she's with you she's safe. You don't need to hover over her." You say cupping his cheek and kissing him softly.
"You're an amazing mom I'm sorry I made you feel that way," Tweek says.
You smile and before you could kiss him again Tara starts crying making Tweek panic and burst into the room. You sigh but crack a small smile following closely behind him.
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Tolkien
Ever since you gave birth to the twins Tolkien suggested getting a nanny but you wanted to be with the babies. Tolkien had been busy working so when he told you that he had a week off you took advantage of it.
At first, you let him rest but after a day or two you wanted to spend time as a family. You went shopping and to waterparks but after a while, you got tired and wanted to do something simple.
"Tolkien baby can you come here!" You yell from the baby's rooms.
He walks in smiling brightly when seeing the twin dressed up for a day in the park. "Well, don't you both look amazing." He says kissing the tops of their heads. "Now what did you need my love?"
"Can you please grab the baby's hat it's on the top of the closet and My back is killing me." You say with a pout.
"Oh, are you ok?" He asks grabbing the twin's hats. He puts a purple sunhat on Thea and a green baseball cap on Theo. He then goes behind you and rubs your shoulders.
"I really needed this baby." You say letting out a sigh.
He hums and kisses your cheek softly.
"Honey we don't need to go out today if you aren't feeling well. I'm good staying with the babies while you go get a massage." He says hugging you.
"Baby I can't. We hardly spend time together as a family and you're going back to work in 2 days I want to make the best of this." You say with a pout.
"Is that what the constant going out is about?" He asks with a chuckle.
"Well yeah, the twins are only small for so long. I want us to have some memories as a family." You say.
"Well, how about this I take a few more days off and we make the most of our time together and you get to relax as much as you can at the same time?" He asks holding onto you tightly.
"Really?"
"Really. So you go get yourself ready and I will use that holder thingy to take these little pumpkins outta here." He says kissing you softly
You smile and get ready quickly when you walk to the living room you see Tolkien with Thea on the right side of his chest and Theo on the left. You laugh seeing him like that.
"Hey, it's not funny," Tolkien says with a chuckle.
"Oh, its very funny stay like that lemme just." You pull out your phone taking a picture as Tolkien and the twins laugh.
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A/N: Hey guys I love making these but I'm running out of people so plz plz plz lemme know who the next 3 people should be for the next part. Also I've been thinking about it since the first part but fanart of the guys with the babies would be so freaking cute 😫😫. But other than that thanks for reading love you all 🩷🩷🩷
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Could we get headcanons for how would it be being Team Craig beloved adopted child? Like- idk- reader is this sweet kid who wants everyone to be happy and then Craig and Those guys are like- the protective parents while Clyde is reader's adorkable big brother 😱
craig and those guys adopting a sweet reader who acts like their kid/little sibling; platonic headcanons
includes: craig, clyde, tolkien, jimmy, and tweek
A/N: i know tweek technically isn't apart of catg, but since he often is in fanon i decided to add him!! people r always debating whether jimmy or tweek is in craigs gang but why not both!!!!!!
personally i see tweek as the butters of catg. like he's there sometimes but not all the time ykwim
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whenever craig and tweek get into a dispute it's like watching your parents argue
despite you being the same age as tolkien, your parents often leave you with him as your babysitter (your parents love him to death) and you two always end up playing games and eating snacks
they're kind of. confused about you. like craig might treat you like butters at first but gets berated by the rest for it once they all realized ur actually cool and not stuck-up
jimmy ruffles your hair and treats you like you're his little sibling, and goes 'oooooo' and asks constant questions if you have a crush on someone
if you're shorter than tweek he leans on your shoulder or head, because he knows it pisses you off. then he giggles deviously about it
craig is kind of. always trying to get your evil side out. like he's completely convinced you're not 100% angel and he tries to annoy you to get you to get angry
u and clyde hang out a lot. like you're always at each other's houses, people at school started to actually think you two were related
lots of video game nights. you all come to someones house (usually tolkiens because he's loaded) and play video games on the couch and in his room all night long. also lots of sleepovers
i feel like when ur choosing teams for a sport or a game, some of them are begging for you on their team and some of them are begging that you aren't on their team
jimmy, tolkien, and clyde want u on their team. craig does not. he doesn't because he thinks u suck (he doesn't mean it, he just wants to be a dick. unless you actually do suck)
with tweek it depends. like he might agree with craig and he might not. it really depends on what the thing you're doing is
clyde leans on your shoulder when you two are standing in the halls with a smug look on his face (he wants to embarrass you)
tolkien (and sometimes jimmy) always help you with studying and homework. like they'll teach you the entire subject and make sure you're prepared for the test
jimmy cracks (un)funny jokes to embarrass you in front of your friends
they get all pissy if someones annoying you. craig in particular is not afraid to get physical if you're getting bullied or something. he'll never admit it though
tweek likes to annoy you, but he's also probably one of the more sentimental ones (next to tolkien and jimmy). like he'll be there for you emotionally and stuff, even though he isn't always the best with feelings
jimmy is very encouraging. like if you're down or anxious about something he'll listen intently and give you the most motivational pep talk you've ever heard. he cares a lot and shows it with quality time and just being there!!!
tolkien is very good at listening. he might not understand everything you're going through, but he tries very hard to hear you out and give advice. he also reassures you that he's always there for you
craig isn't the best at showing his own emotions in the first place, so he's kinda. panicky if you're sad. he's learned a lot from tweek though, and will listen closely and try to validate what you say.
clyde doesn't always understand, but he tries. he'll listen to you talk and gives shitty advice, and is generally kinda knuckle-headed. he genuinely cares though
craig tells you about his silly little interests, and like forces you to play with stripe. he also rants to you about space and shit and you always fall asleep to it
whenever everyone falls asleep in the living room while playing video games, you're the one left awake, and you can't help but feel immense happiness at how peaceful they look.
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Thorin Oakenshield X Fem!Reader
Summary; Together with the Company you fight the dragon Smaug. Yet you and Thorin have never felt more apart.
Warnings; Thorin has the dragon-sickness and get's physically aggressive. Depictions of nightmares/sickness. Blood and injury. Reader is female-body-coded, uses she/her pronouns, and is Human.
Listening to; 'We All Lift Together' by by Freya Catherine + Jack Victor - "Strong, united, working 'till we fall and we all lift, and we're all adrift together."
Part 11 || Part 13
Series Masterlist || Masterlist || Ko-Fi
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You knew you were in deep trouble. There was nothing you could do in that moment to shake the chill that pierced straight through your heart. 
“You have no idea who you are.” 
That was what Smaug said, but despite the startled and frightened frown on your face, you stood tall. You spoke even though your voice betrayed you and cracked under the pressure of being so close to a dragon that you could feel its breath on your cheeks. 
“I know exactly who I am,” you said, inching your hand with your sword up higher, “I am one of Thorin Oakensheild’s Company. That ought to tell you who I am, for they are my family." 
“So then you have come to steal from me. I almost want to give it to you.” Smaug said, eyeing the glowing Arkenstone. Your eyes darted to the gem, before you fixed firmly on the dragon. Bilbo would sort out the stone, of that you were sure, but the dragon - you could do little, but you would make sure not to get caught off-guard. “Oakenshield will suffer for it. It would bring so much joy to watch it destroy him. For it to corrupt his heart and push you all away. To drive him mad like his grandfather before him. But,”
Smaug fixed his eyes on you and Bilbo, and the hairs on the back of your neck stood on end. You were in danger. 
“I think not.” The dragon moved fast, making out to bite you both into his jaws in one fell swoop, but you’d moved away just in time. Then he reared back again, and fire grew in his chest. A burning heat starting in your own lungs, making it harder to run atop the coin under foot. 
Shielding yourselves in a hall to avoid the dragon’s fire, you pushed back against the stone with fear heavy in your chest. You'd awakened the dragon, and you'd angered it. Somehow you felt you should’ve known it was going to happen - surely this was what your dreams were telling you. The fire and death and destruction - they were all a warning, one you didn’t heed because you didn’t know it was there. 
And the things he said about you and your mother? That wasn't anything like you were expecting. You couldn’t remember a darkness like this in your mother. You couldn’t remember a time it could’ve taken her - perhaps not your own fault, you couldn’t remember a lot about your life before, but somehow you still knew. Even still, if the darkness took her, it didn’t matter. 
You were not your mother, and you knew you never would be. 
Bilbo tugged at the sleeve of your tunic, trying to usher you both away from danger. You followed, chest heaving and with sweat beading on your forehead - was it always this hot in here? 
Ahead of you, Thorin appeared, and Bilbo went up to greet him. His eyes didn’t say long on the Hobbit. 
“You’re alive,” he said, clarity shining in his blue eyes before it seemed to cloud again at the sight of the treasure behind you. His face turned back to Bilbo. “Did you bring the Arkenstone?” He was curt, straight to the point, and you didn't like it. He was acting towards you like the Dwarf you met all those months ago in the Shire. He wasn't your Thorin anymore - he wasn’t the person who warmed to you enough to tell you about the glory of Erebor while locked in cells of dirt and stone. “The Arkenstone. Did you find it?” he asked again, ignoring Bilbo’s talk of danger. But Bilbo said nothing, and neither did you. 
“We have to get out of here.” Bilbo said, trying to step forwards past Thorin, but was stopped by a blade at his chest. Thorin moved, pushing Bilbo towards the edge of the staircase with the sharp tip of his sword. Immediately you took a step closer. 
“Thorin,” you said, voice set in a tone of warning as your own grip tightened on your own sword. One look from Thorin made you stop. It told you if you moved closer he'd put the sword on you instead. He wasn’t trusting Bilbo, but right now he would still hurt you if you got in his way. It was the Hobbit or the gem. 
This truly was not your Thorin. 
The rattle of coins in the distance made you turn around. You spotted Smaug coming, he’d heard you, smelt you - it didn’t really matter how he knew where you were because he did. 
You repeated Thorin’s name again, this time softer, more desperate and more frightened. He turned to where you were looking and from the clarity that reclaimed his eyes it was the shock he needed to regain his head. 
The sword lowered, and Bilbo almost tripped over himself getting back behind Thorin. He gestured for you to do the same, to find safely behind him in the smaller halls the dragon would not fit in. Then he too backed away with you both behind him. 
“We need to go.” Bilbo puffed - but you saw Thorin had not yet looked away from Smaug, a dangerous thing for now the dragon knew exactly where you were. 
“You will burn!”
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After that, the rest of the Company seemed to materialize out of thin air, now you all were running for your lives dodging dragon fire, and hiding from the dragon itself. 
“This was a bad idea!" 
"Shut up, keep running!" 
You tried your best to ignore everyone and their constant complaints, but it was easier to listen to them than to spend all your brain-power worrying about the pain in your chest that made it hard to breathe. It was like someone had scratched your throat raw and then poured lemon juice down it. It made your eyes water, and your voice came out raspy whenever you spoke. 
No matter what you did, where you ran, you always had to keep something between yourselves and the dragon - pillars, walls of coins, anything - but nothing stopped the dragon fire nipping at your heels. At that point your brain shut off, you were just following where the Company led and prayed to whoever was listening that you’d make it to the end of the night alive. 
The Company ran into a cornered off room, with you following just behind on their tail. Thorin pulled you into the hall after him just as Smaug rounded a corner with a hot breath of fire, and used himself as your shield. You both stumbled forward, you with your mouth open - partially in shocked horror at the fact Thorin was literally on fire, and partially because your mouth felt too dry to close. 
You watched as he fell to the floor and shed the flaming coat before standing and ushering everyone to the opposite side of the room where more corridors were waiting. It was like he wasn’t just on fire. You wondered how he could shake that off so fast, and if such composure was expected of you. 
Despite that, the dragon seemed to have been lost. Everyone was as silent as they ever had been as you walked through the empty halls. The group came to a stop, weary of where Smaug was since he couldn’t be heard anywhere. Some thought the dragon had lost them, others - the more sensible and older ones - knew he was still close, and still searching. You knew from how your hair had yet to stop standing on end that Smaug was still hunting you. It made your stomach ache. 
“Where do we go?” Bilbo asked, quietly looking at Thorin and you. 
“A way out,” Thorin said, “The Western Guardroom.” He looked back at the Company after he spoke, and you saw his eyes rest on you - the crease in his brow deepened ever so slightly, yet he allowed himself to become distracted away from you. 
“There’s no chance that way,” Balin said, stepping forward, “It’s too high.”
“It’s our only chance.” 
"Thorin -" you started, stepping forward to protest - something was telling you Balin has sense in his words. Thorin looked at you, shaking his head. 
“You know we must try.” He said. You nodded your head, shoulders slumping in defeat. The group moved, quick to leave a space so open and exposed, but you lingered, watching as others passed by. Dwalin, however, took notice, and stuck with you as you followed behind the pack. 
“We all know what you’re here for,” he started quietly, intent on making this conversation one between just you two. “Whatever you need to do, whenever you need to do it, I’ll help. It will be for the best.” He took hold of your forearm as you walked, and with a smile you pet it as a signal to let go. 
“Thank you, but you need to do as Thorin asks.” Dwalin looked up at you, watching your face, and spoke again. 
“You are the future Queen, your voice deserves to be heard as much as Thorin’s.” 
It struck you a little, as you processed Dwalin’s words, the situation you’d found yourself in over the course of this journey. You were courting Thorin, King Under the Mountain. The hair bead that beat against your shoulder as you walked proved it. Even though he was acting less than a King in that moment he was still - in all the ways you knew - yours. Just as you were his. 
But, as you watched Thorin lead the Company along stone walkways and past pillars, you wondered just how exactly he felt about that now. 
“I’m no Queen yet, Dwalin.” you said, and so your conversation lulled into silence, yet Dwalin didn’t leave your side. 
The Company reached a bridge, and as they cautiously crossed, a coin fell. It clanged to the floor near Bilbo, and while others all looked towards the small drop of gold on the stone, you looked up. Your jaw dropped open, and your breath caught in your throat. Others followed your gaze, and you pushed Nori’s shoulder lightly to keep him moving, unknowingly mirroring Thorin who was doing the same to those further ahead. 
Above you was Smaug - he looked big, you knew that, and although you’d been under him before now seemed different. You didn’t care about being found then - however now you couldn’t think of anything worse. 
Luckily the guardroom was close by. Thorin led everyone inside, and they moved quickly. You loitered near the doorway - while everyone else inspected the room, you were still on edge about that dragon. You’d hate to be caught in here, so close to being able to leave. You were determined to listen as little as possible, an attempt to not add anymore reason to be anxious - however a strong hand on your upper arm pulled you away from that goal, and into the room. 
Over Thorin’s head you finally caught sight of a hoard of Dwarven corpses stacked upon the place where a way out was supposed to be - remnants of a past group who sought a way out here too, and failed. 
“Where is the exit?” Thorin said. He sounded upset, and you didn’t like how close he was standing to you when his eyes looked like that. As his words rang in your ear, you frowned.
“What?” you asked, voice hardly above a whisper, “Thorin you know I don’t know -”
“Tell me!” he yelled, hands holding tight to your shoulders. In front of you Thorin was staring at you intensely. Blinking, you realised this was what you’d been warned about - what he had been warned about - the dragon sickness. 
Thorin wasn’t okay, and really neither were you. Across the room, every member of the Company was ready to intervene. Especially Dwalin, and even Bilbo. 
“Just tell me!” He said again, and lifted your shoulders off the wall you’d backed into. With a shove, your back hit the wall with force, knocking the breath from your lungs with an unsettling uplift of dust, and a crack as your head hit a piece of decoration. 
Before anyone could step in, a growl grew in the back of your throat - but the noise, rather than coming from you, echoed in from the hall outside. As if snapped out of a trance, Thorin backed off and addressed the Company. Acting like a good proper leader, acting as if you never existed in the first place. 
“Head to the forges. Split up. We’re killing that dragon.” he said. 
“We won’t make it,” Blain said, eyeing you as you rubbed the parts of your arms Thorin held (that hurt more than anything else, his touch seemed to burn hotter than any pain given by a stone wall). 
“If this is to end in fire,” Thorin started, turning back to you, catching your eyes, “Then we all burn together.” He moved off, and you watched as Golin and Bilbo followed with a reluctant glance towards you. 
“What do we do?” Ori asked, standing by your side timidly as you rolled your shoulder under your palm. 
“Do as Thorin says.” you started, sounding weak as you stared off where Thorin disappeared. 
“He isn’t in the right mind.” Balin said. 
“No,” you said, “He still has a good head on his shoulders, but his heart isn't in the right place.” 
“He hurt you -” Dwalin replied. 
“He is sick, you cannot see that?” you said, gesturing towards the hall outside, before sighing deep. “Perhaps you are right, but that is not up for debate now. The dragon is a big issue, one we need to deal with. We do as Thorin says. Split up, and distract the dragon to give others enough time to light the forge.” 
So, then, after word from you, the rest of the Company moved to action - some, such as Ori and Dori, only went after triple checking you were really okay. Physically you were doing fine - burning lungs aside - however the idea Thorin would lay a hand on you did shake you. But as you said, deal with the dragon first. 
You split off with Dwalin and Nori, calling Smaug’s attention towards you when he became too close to Ori’s trio. 
“Hey you, lizard!” Smaug turned abruptly, breathing a puff of smoke out his nose. “Yeah you, you cold-blooded coward!” you yelled again, nudging Nori so they'd move out of the way faster than the dragon approached. 
As Smaug’s claw clipped at your heels, you realized what sort of mistake you’d just made - namely biting off more than you could chew in terms of mockery. You fell, and rolled to a stop beside a column. 
“You think you can run?” Smaug said, red hot heat swelling in his chest once more and you felt a bead of sweat roll down your neck and under your tunic, “You think you can hide? I’ll take you one by one if I must!” 
Then Smaug let out fire all over where you were standing, and you could do nothing except tuck yourself further behind the column of stone. It did nothing to protect you from the heat, it seemed to burn hotter than the very sun, but once the flames went away you weren’t hurt. Thank goodness for Dwarven stone architecture. Even so, you barely let out a breath of relief until Smaug moved away and everything went quiet. 
Once you emerged from the pillar, it wasn’t just Smaug who had gone. Everyone had. There wasn’t another soul to be heard. The noise from them echoed into where you stood, telling you that the dragon marched elsewhere, and yet you were alone. Really you couldn’t really blame everyone for running while the dragon was distracted - you only hoped they realized you were still alive. 
You ran across a bridge and into the adjacent tunnel, following the noise towards where it sounded like the forges were.
Then your foot slipped on a step that was too-damp, and you fell to the ground with a loud thump.
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Thorin stood just outside the forges, watching and waiting. 
He could feel the dragon's steps coming closer through the way the ground shook beneath him. The forges weren’t lit, they had been too cold for too long, and the best source of fire was coming straight to him. 
What he didn’t expect to see, however, was you. Even through the adrenaline of a fight Thorin could tell something wasn’t quite right with you. How long had you been like that? When did you start walking with a limp? When did you carry one arm like it weighed your whole body? Since when did your chest glow, and since when were your eyes red?
He watched, frozen in shock, as the dragon emerged behind you. You seemed unbothered and didn’t flinch, but he did. Smaug walked, pacing himself just behind you, and Thorin felt his blood run cold as both your head and the dragon’s tilted in the exact same uncanny way. But then, as the dragon’s chest glowed brighter, you lurched forward - pain strict across your face with your hand clutched to your chest. The glowing there and in your eyes flickered, and faded. 
Then you were on the ground, motionless, and the dragon charged at him. 
Thorin did not have a chance to check on you, not even if he felt like wanting to. Instead he ran, and for a while he would completely forget what happened to his One in that hallway outside the forges of Erebor.
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You stood above Thorin, and he looked across at you with eyes that were cold and determined. You opened your mouth to speak yet the voice was not yours. 
“You will burn!” the voice said, but you did not want that. You weren’t against Thorin. You didn’t want him to burn. The entire reason you were here was to help him. 
He then spoke, instead now standing over you, with a sword pointed right between your eyes.
“Just tell me!” But that wasn’t right either. He wasn’t against you. He loved you. He was your One. Wasn’t he? 
Then it seemed like a thousand voices started speaking to you at once, all from everywhere in a black inky void. 
“- The Arkenstone. -”
“- Help him! -”
“- Stop! -”
“- Thorin. -”
“- Don’t leave! -”
No, no none of that was right at all. You didn’t like it one bit. You didn’t like any of these dreams. You had enough. 
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You woke, jolting from your place on the cold stone to sit up. Your hand rested on your head, it ached from the sudden movement. You didn’t have to look to know that the warm liquid and partially dried flakes of blood you could feel on your head meant you knocked it on the way down. 
But what was that dream? More importantly, where were you? 
You shook yourself off, deciding to worry about the dream later, and body willing you’d do the same with your head. You needed to find the others. 
A quick swivel on your bum showed you the blazing light of the forges - answering where you were but not how you got there. But more importantly, aside from the hum of the Dwarven machines, all other noise had stopped. How long were you out for? Was the Company all alright? 
So you wandered, following your feet. They led you outside the main doors into Erebor and up a nearby hill. Under the cover of night, in the distance, you could see Laketown. Even from there, you could watch as it burnt under the dragon fire from above. 
“No.” You shook your head, tears welling in your eyes. “This can’t be right.” You wondered what you did wrong - you wondered why seeing the town burn in your dreams still meant that nothing you did was able to stop it. The innocent people there met with horrible fates - what did you lack of ability to stop that say for what else was to come? How could you save your friends when you weren’t able to save those who mattered less? 
“I thought you burned.” Nori said, turning away from the burning town to face you - someone untouched by the same flames. As he looked at you, so did a few others. Thorin was among them. His eyes stayed on yours as he walked closer. 
“There is no way you couldn’t have seen this,” he said, refusing to look away even as you shifted on your feet with watery eyes. “You lead us to this.” 
“What?” you snapped, “I would do no such thing -” 
“I saw you.” Thorin said. He stepped past you, “I saw how it moved, and I saw how you moved. There is no way this is not what you wanted.” 
You tried to speak, but your voice caught in your throat. You stepped back, wiping at the blood on your forehead with your sleeve, and took in a deep shuddering breath as you shook your head. 
“Even if I knew what you were talking about, you wouldn't listen. I don’t think you ever do.” With that you took your leave, heading further up the mountain to watch Laketown burn. From here there was nothing else you could do. Even now, with much still weighing on your mind for the events to come, you barely believed to hope everything would turn out okay. 
Not anymore.
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bad4amficideas · 5 months
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Fallen in Middle... Sea?
Okay, I just had a dream (that someone would please come and steal and write). Case in point 1. Persona falls into Middle Earth is one of my favorite tropes when people get all technical and discuss differences and such. 2. I just saw the Rings of Power. So, here we go with a bad written prompts of mine (fell free to use it) It's female coded because it's actually all a dream I had.
Reader may or may not be more or less a Tolkien fan, but between one thing and another she knows more or less what Sillmarion, the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings are about (a lot of Wikipedia may or may not have helped).
But what does Reader know about the TV series "The Rings of Power"? Which is a series PENDING TO BE RELEASED in a few days. Galadriel comes out, Sauron comes out and a lot of OCs come out. Is written in the 2nd Age, about which hardly a thing is known. And people is already complaining because that and people of color or something like that. Reader gives two shits about it.
Soooooo The curtain opens.
Reader wakes up (not to mention almost drowns) in the open sea, nothing in sight. She is rescued by a bunch of people and all wears medieval clothes and speaks an unknown language. And they itch her clothes. What's so strange about her clothes!!? (they should be grateful that you're wearing long pants!!)
In any case, after a time at sea where only a couple of people try to communicate with her (Not to be ill-considered, but Reader believes that she already knows the word prostitute, whore or equivalent in the language of these people although what she has been taught does not include that word) something hits the ship and smashes it to pieces. Which leads them to wander aimlessly for two days or so. They will all be wet and hungry but the atmosphere is all hot and smoky!
In the wreckage of the ship you rescue someone who introduces herself as Galadriel. Cue your world going crazy because WAIT, this IS Middle Earth? (I mean, you had had clues because of how people blasphemes and blesses, but denial is a powerful weapon) What is Galadriel doing in the middle of the sea, with such a hidden bad character btw? (THAT IS NOT IN ANY BOOK!!!) And well, from here the story begins. Only you Halbrand (appropriately one of the few interested parties who was nice to you) and Galadriel survive the next attack at sea. You are rescued by hotty Elendil, etc.
Thus Reader becomes friends with these two sharing the "culture" of their "country" (world) and their eclectic knowledge. It may or may not be that Reader supports that Halbrand wants to spend the hell out of his "inheritance" (because long live democracy and things should be voluntary for people prepared for it and feeling it, although Reader admits that Halbrand is super smart -suspiciously even for a HUMAN commoner).
Also both (Halbrand and you) of you are considering making a place for yourself in Numenor (well, more him than you, Reader is thinking that if Galadriel is not an option, she doesn't know who to ask about her situation, since you never know where Gandalf is. Some other Istar, maybe?) but in the meantime you learn from their healers and try to adapt to the somewhat misogynistic culture (Why is everyone surprised that she is NOT married with children back her home, goddammit!) and wears long dresses everywhere -also PADS send help!!!- and you may be developing a crush (reciprocate, is he courting you?? Wow, how strange this world is!!) on Halbrand but rather die than hook up with a future king (first is to try to return home, if that is not possible, try to live a peaceful -no obligations- life, perhaps among the hobbits)
[Reader is a fan, but not a hardcore fan, she's not aware of certain things, in fact, she's still wondering when Gandalf and Mordor is going to appear, like, isn't it supposed to be IN the Southlands? Shouldn't she stop Halbrand or more like Galadriel to push Halbrand from going?)]
In my dream Reader calls herself a healer because is the closest thing in Middle-earth to her job (you can think whatever you want) and because of her knowledge she accompanies and helps Halbrand and Galadriel to the Southern Lands and later to the Elf Kingdom (making the trip not have to be so drastic and hasty).
Galadriel also mentions that "the three of us have met for some purpose" Because anyone can see that Reader is almost as out of place in Middle Earth as "The Istar" was upon his arrival (It doesn't help that Reader doesn't take off her sneakers/sport shoes/boots even by begging... I suspect she sudenly cares lot about her bra now). Some people call her behind her back "The Naive Wise One" because she knows and teach so much but at the same time she doesn't know.
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aeonianarchives · 1 year
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Maitimo x Short Reader
You know how Maitimo is really tall what would it be like if he had a short s/o
I am going to do this as HC's if thats alright with you Anon
Taglist: @aetherofthepen | @eunoiaastralwings
Maitimo with a Short S/O
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Pre Angband:
-Maedhros would love to Hug you just to wrap himself around you in a hug, have you in his lap and hug you
-Maedhros would definitely Help you reach high places
-he would put you up on his shoulders
-he loves the height difference and he can pick you up easily
-size kink
-He would love whenever you jump into him to hug him
-piggy backs yes, carrying you yes, this man would love to carry you
-he would be the big spoon
-lying with you on his chest
Post Angband:
-He would be so worried for you thinking something so small would be so fragile if someone like him could be hurt like this what would happen to you
-comfort hugs he would love to comfort hug himself with you
-he would be a little spoon he would feel safe in your arms
-if you don't mind it he would set himself on your chest he would love if you played with his hair as well
-he wouldn't carry you so if you are strong you would carry him and he would get so frightened but you would assure him you can carry him after all elves are light enough to walk on snow
-he would still help you if things where to high for you to reach.
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team stan+team craig with a figure skater s/o🤭🤭
figure skater reader
an, THIS IS SO CUTE
kenny
HE LOVESSSSSS IT. whenever you practice he'd secretly take pics and blushes at you. when you perform he is you #1 supporter, he literally yells your name "THATS MY GIRLLLLL LETSGO Y/N" he also has your picture as his profile on Instagram .he'd ask you to teach him for sure "kenny you can't even skate without someone holding your arm" "SO? 😒". he would save the articles of you and literally has all of your skating vids saved
stan
he finds it so interesting, like how did you that and how did you do this. he searches up your performances and is stunned. he tells randy about it and randy is like "YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS FAMOUS?" and brags to everyone "yeah thats my daughter in law". stan supports you though, he definitely has high hopes for you and is so sure you're gonna be known worldwide.
kyle
is amazed, he asks so many questions. how do you that? does it not hurt? how are you not cold?. he's strong on the aren't you cold because he sees you wearing thin as clothing and your skating as if its not fucking freezing. he would go shopping with you to buy a coat because he is convinced you don't have one.he saves videos of you skating and would watch them in his free time.
cartman
LOVES IT. he brags to everyone, if someone is watching a vid of you skating he brags "yep thats my girlfriend" and smiles to himself, he takes advantage of it sm. he'd go backstage and if the guards didnt allow him he just use his card "im y/ns boyfriend yk, if she finds out about this she won't let you off so easily 😒". he'd pretend to be your coach just so he can see you practice. he doesn't tell you but he also saves the videos, he doesn't know how you can be so pretty while skating in the cold like that fr.
butters
shook to the core. "HOW DID YOU DO THAT??" he's very concerned at how you do the stunts and how your spine is still intact. somehow he has a backstage pass??? everytime you finish a performance he would give you water and a coat to cover yourself "you did so well y/n!!!!!! 😊😊🥰😚" . he gives you motivational cheers too. butters is always there as a full time supporter
clyde.
HE IS YOUR SUPPORTER, might as well be the president of your fanclub. he saves the articles of you like "y/ns skating routine" or knowing damn well he couldve asked. he'd be yelling nonstop in the crowd whenever you do performances. you have to tell him that you have a performance coming up so he is first to have tickets. you did a quad once in boy was shook, he was literally screaming your name and when you did a quad he was like 🧍 "HWAR????". he 100% would compete with anyone in the crowd, like if someoen was yelling your name louder than him he takes that as a competition. you just hear "y/n letsgo!!!" followed with "Y/N YESS THATS MY GIRLFRIEND!!".
tolkien
loves it, he can tell you are going to be really really popular. saves the video and isn't ashamed of it, tells his parents about you because he's so proud of you. idk what else mans would do...
Craig
okay, he finds it so hot tbh. he loves the clothes you wear whenever you perform. i think he acts like he doesn't care that his girlfriend is a popular ice skater but in reality he loves it so much. he also would glare at anyone looking at you 'weirdly' since most of your clothing are thin and very revealing alot of people tend to stare and he would ready with a coat after evey performance to cover you up. he tried to ice skate once too and he was really good, if he becomes a ice skater he wants to be your partner fr
tweek
is also extremely worried for you, asks way too many questions "does it hurt?, are you cold? do you need a coat? dont you need to check a doctor? are you not dizzy? do you always do this? are you not scared? what if the blade hits your face?" he is so amazed at the dizzy part like you'd spin so many times and is still able to do things normally. if it was him he would puke himself on the spot. he can't watch most of your performances bc of how worried mans is, he still supports you though. he would get really worried about you and would end up watching at a live stream somewhere ong
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literainey · 6 months
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₊˚ ✰` ꒱ MASTERLIST
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❨ NOTE. currently, i only write for the tolkien fandom. ❩
CELEGORM
FEANOR
LEGOLAS
MAEDHROS
MAGLOR
THRANDUIL
✰ more to be added . . .
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Since you seemed to like my last poll on this, I decided to do a part two with the elves I did not include last time. Hope you have fun!
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edensrose · 7 months
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. ˚◞♡ 𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝒎𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕◞ ₊˚﹕but in after days he rose like a shadow of morgoth and a ghost of his malice, and walked behind him on the same ruinous path down into the void.
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. ˚◞♡ 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒆𝒐𝒖𝒔◞ ₊˚﹕
˚◞❀˳ 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘶𝘥𝘦◞ꕥ 
꒰ he can't help it, you're just so pretty to look at ꒷꒦ imagine  ꒷꒦ ft. ainur ꒱ ₊˚⊹ 
˚◞❀˳ 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴◞ꕥ 
꒰ he just so happens to walk in on you crying ꒷꒦ imagine ꒷꒦ ft. ainur ꒱ ₊˚⊹ 
˚◞❀˳ 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧◞ꕥ 
꒰ oh does he love and hate it that you're just as cocky as him ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒱ ₊˚⊹
˚◞❀˳ 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬◞ꕥ 
꒰ you decide to play the 'I want a baby prank' on him ꒷꒦ texts ꒷꒦ ft. valar ꒱ ₊˚⊹
˚◞❀˳ 𝘴𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘴◞ꕥ 
꒰ how the dark lord kisses you ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒱ ₊˚⊹ 
˚◞❀˳ 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶?◞ꕥ 
꒰ the last thing annatar expects is for you to recognise him ꒷꒦ drabble ꒱ ₊˚⊹
˚◞❀˳ 𝘯𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴?◞ꕥ 
꒰ you adore messing with him, so you decide to dodge his kisses ꒷꒦ imagine ꒷꒦ ft. ainur ꒱ ₊˚⊹
˚◞❀˳ 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯◞ꕥ 
꒰ he really tries not to, alas he can't help but get a bit jealous ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒷꒦ ft.ainur ꒱ ₊˚⊹ 
˚◞❀˳ 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘢 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦◞ꕥ 
꒰ every once in awhile, mairon enjoys spoiling his lover with a date ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒷꒦ ft. melkor ꒱ ₊˚⊹
˚◞❀˳ 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦◞ꕥ 
꒰ mairon finds himself fascinated with his s/o's modern world ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒷꒦ ft.mairon ꒱ ₊˚⊹ 
˚◞❀˳ 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦◞ꕥ 
꒰ mairon learns how to act around a s/o who stutters ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒱ ₊˚⊹
˚◞❀˳ 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦?◞ꕥ 
꒰ he knows it's silly, but he can't help to see green with your ex around ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒷꒦ ft. ainur ꒱ ₊˚⊹ 
˚◞❀˳ 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶◞ꕥ 
꒰ mairon with a s/o who has sa trauma ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒱ ₊˚⊹
. ˚◞♡ 𝒇𝒍𝒖𝒇𝒇◞ ₊˚﹕
˚◞❀˳ 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘴◞ꕥ 
꒰ he's so comfortable, how could you not fall asleep on his lap? ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒷꒦ ft. ainur ꒱ ₊˚⊹ 
˚◞❀˳ 𝘴𝘯𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘭𝘦𝘴◞ꕥ 
꒰surprisingly enough, mairon is quite the cuddler ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒱ ₊˚⊹
˚◞❀˳ 𝘵𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘵◞ꕥ 
꒰ you gift him the news of your successful pregnancy ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒷꒦ ft. valar ꒱ ₊˚⊹
˚◞❀˳ 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘯𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘭𝘦𝘴◞ꕥ 
꒰ angband was always typically cold thanks to melkor's presence. the least he could do was compensate for the iciness you have to deal with  ꒷꒦ 1k follower event ꒷꒦ 0.8k ꒷꒦ ft. melkor ꒱ ₊˚⊹
˚◞❀˳ 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦◞ꕥ 
꒰ what if the dark lord had a daughter? ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒱ ₊˚⊹ 
˚◞❀˳ 𝘰𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴◞ꕥ 
꒰ the dark lord is, indeed, capable of being soft with his s/o  ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒱ ₊˚⊹
. ˚◞♡ 𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒔𝒕◞ ₊˚﹕
˚◞❀˳ 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 ◞ꕥ 
꒰ it's something that he has always feared, losing you ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒷꒦ ft. ainur ꒱ ₊˚⊹ 
˚◞❀˳ 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴, 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴◞ꕥ 
꒰ throughout your eons before and during arda, you found yourself in a friendship between two particular maiar. but what happens when you find yourself falling for one — and then the other? ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒷꒦ ft. eonwe ꒱ ₊˚⊹
˚◞❀˳ 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘧◞ꕥ 
꒰ you were the lover of mairon, one of the most precious things in his life. how did his love become his only weakness ꒷꒦ 1k follower event ꒷꒦ 1.5k ꒷꒦ ft. melkor ꒱ ₊˚⊹
˚◞❀˳ 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴◞ꕥ 
꒰ accidents happen, unfortunately, this is not something that the dark lords can ever fix ꒷꒦ ft. melkor ꒱ ₊˚⊹
˚◞❀˳ 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯◞ꕥ 
꒰ long have you lost mairon to darkness, yet when you meet him again on the battlefield - your heart still yearns for him ꒷꒦ drabble ꒷꒦ backstory ꒱ ₊˚⊹ 
˚◞❀˳ 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳?◞ꕥ 
꒰ mairon lost his physical form during the war of wrath and has had his fëa trapped in limbo for centuries. all until an unnamed maia performs a ritual to summon him in such a way that mairon has control over this new form — only to find out that you have moved on ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒷꒦  ft. eonwe ꒱ ₊˚⊹
. ˚◞♡ 𝒔𝒎𝒖𝒕◞ ₊˚﹕
˚◞❀˳ 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘫𝘰𝘪𝘯?◞ꕥ 
꒰ you decide to surprise your lover by asking him to join you in the shower ꒷꒦ imagine ꒷꒦ ft. ainur ꒱ ₊˚⊹
˚◞❀˳ 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦◞ꕥ 
꒰ surely your beloved wouldn't mind a few dirty texts while he's a work, right? ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒷꒦ ft. ainur ꒱ ₊˚⊹
˚◞❀˳ 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱?◞ꕥ 
꒰ he just so happens to stumble in on you touching yourself. . . and decides to watch ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒷꒦ ft. ainur ꒱ ₊˚⊹ 
˚◞❀˳ 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳◞ꕥ 
꒰ it was supposed to be a simple visit to your lover whilst he worked. the last thing you expected was to be the item which he worked on ꒷꒦ 1.1k ꒱ ₊˚⊹ 
˚◞❀˳ 𝘪𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦◞ꕥ 
꒰ he couldn't help it, when you're riding him like that how could he not fill you up? ꒷꒦ drabble ꒱ ₊˚⊹
. ˚◞♡ 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌◞ ₊˚﹕
˚◞❀˳ 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦◞ꕥ 
꒰ he's obsessed with you, and now you're pregnant with his child ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒷꒦ yandere!mairon ꒷꒦ ft. melkor ꒱ ₊˚⊹ 
˚◞❀˳ 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳◞ꕥ 
꒰ mairon finds out that you aren’t as innocent as you let on to be, you have a particular love for elven flesh ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒱ ₊˚⊹
˚◞❀˳ 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥 &  𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘴◞ꕥ 
꒰ yandere alphabet with mairon ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒷꒦ part 2 ꒱ ₊˚⊹
˚◞❀˳ 𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘶◞ꕥ 
꒰ seems like the conniving strategists of one of the most renowned mercenary syndicates in arda takes an interest in you ꒷꒦ dark!mairon ꒷꒦ multiwork ꒷꒦ ft. ainur ꒱ ₊˚⊹ 
˚◞❀˳ 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴◞ꕥ 
꒰ perhaps you should have felt honoured that the dark lord saw potential in you, yet sometimes it felt like a crushing curse. but what can you do? other than let him pull the strings as he always does ꒷꒦ 2.1k ꒱ ₊˚⊹ 
˚◞❀˳ 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦◞ꕥ 
꒰after being captured along with your lover, you had the unfortunate twist of fate by catching mairon’s eye ꒷꒦ headcanons ꒷꒦ ft. maedhros ꒱ ₊˚⊹ 
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lovelykil · 11 months
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「 Football Things 」
cw; nonee but an annoying bitch
tolkien x reader
The blazing sun beat down on your hat, casting a sharp shadow across your face as you lounged on the bleachers, stretching your legs out and watching Tolkien sprint across the field.
Other girls were there with you talking to each other, gushing over who was cute. Most of them said Clyde was the cutest, the way he slicked back his hair after he took of his helmet, sweat running down the sides of his face from the sun.
The only name you didn't hear was Tolkien.
Well that was until one annoying little brat squealed over him as he caught the football running to the other side.
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"God you guys are totally forgetting Tolkien! He's so fine honestly I'd let him do whatever he wanted.. he deserves a body like this with a cute face like mine!" The girl stood up, jumping up and down making her chest bounce.
I turned my head towards the girl, she was a total pick me she practically screamed "Boys love me for my boobs and stupidity!" Which she wasn't wrong but the guy she wanted isn't into that.
I knew since..
"Girl sit down.. do you know that he's-"
"He's taken." I finished the girl that spoke sentence. She had brown hair she looked decent you could say.
The girls turned towards me in shock, the dumb bleached blond whipped her head at me, looking me up and down giving me a nasty look. "And who the fuck are you? Some nerve you have saying that."
She leaned toward me where she stood. I rolled my eyes, tucking my hands in the green varsity wide jacket.
"I'm his girlfriend, so you should probably shut up before I remove your eyes from their sockets." With a steady but serious tone I replied, sitting up. She scoffed as the girls around her tried to get her down.
"Girl I told you! Now please sit dow-"
"You're not his girlfriend you look like rat shit, he would never date anyone like that."
"Really?"
"Did I stutter?"
Her and I stared each other down, a nasty tension crackling between us. While she smirked confidently, I remained expressionless, not giving anything away.
"Just watch, blonde tits." I smiled, looking away from her to step down the bleachers. The girls including her watched me step down and land on the grass. The girls muttered to themselves while she kept an eye on me.
After the boys finished their practice, they huddled up before jogging their way back to where they needed to go, sweat pouring down their faces.
Tolkien ran with his helmet off, in my direction, his skin glistening with sweat and the sun reflecting off him.
"He looks good doesn't he?" I asked obviously targeting the blonde, I kept looking straight with my hands in the pocket of the jacket. "He does, way to good for you." She answered with sass. I hummed.
"Practice is over did I do good angel?" Soon enough Tolkien finally took his last step towards me, huffing. I put my hand on his cheek, nodding in response.
"You did amazing Tolkien, you looked so fine playing out here." I kissed his cheek. He smiled gratefully, setting his free hand on my waist as we smiled at each other.
"Let's get you some food though, I'm sure you're hungry."
"Very! I can pay if you wan-"
"No it's okay it's on me love." I pulled away from him to grab his hand, he tired to convince me he would pay but quickly I won the war of buying food.
He sighed softly with a smile starting to make his way to leave the football field, taking me with him.
"Okay you win but next time I'll pay."
"Yeah sure." I snickered up at him. As we walked passed the bleachers I looked up at the blonde to flip her off with a smirk. Her friends rubbed their heads in embarrassment while she had her mouth open, stunned.
"Did you not see the jacket, Lindsey? My god.."
"I- I thought it was fake! Or something.. fuck off.."
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