#Time for Tricks {Cracktatstical RP}

[swordsxandxshadows]

@yetremains​: { ☯ }

"Ashi No-"

“Ashi YES.”

#IC {Ashi} #yetremains #What Time is This...? {Undefined verse} #Time for Tricks {Cracktatstical RP} #Daughter wanna cause violence

[swordsxandxshadows]

“Okay, who traumatized the Feral Yankee?”

#IC {Aku} #We Meet Again...{Open Post} #Mention {yetremains} #What Time is This...? {Undefined verse} #Time for Tricks {Cracktatstical RP} #I HAD to after the ask that Yang got X'D #I am sobbing X'D #In A Distant Land...{Dash Commentary}

[swordsxandxshadows]

“Father. I crave violence.”

#IC {Ashi} #We Meet Again...{Open Post} #What Time is This...? {Undefined verse} #Time for Tricks {Cracktatstical RP} #I have no excuse for this except...I like to shitpost #and this hit me #So enjoy

[swordsxandxshadows]

“...also, guess we’re adding ‘Fist Fight Friend’ to the list of Yang’s nicknames.”

#IC {Aku} #We Meet Again...{Open Post} #Time for Tricks {Cracktatstical RP} #What Time is This...? {Undefined verse} #Bonds of Eternity...{Verse} #A Time of Kombat...{Verse} #Another Time of Kombat...{Verse} #Sneaky suspicion it's a reference to him somehow #HOWEVER less for other verses (where they're still hostile/enemies) they don't actually fist fight #Less you count sparring #But that's rare for them #One more nickname for Yang

[swordsxandxshadows]

@yetremains​: { ☯ }

Yang flicks out a knife in the background. Eyes gleam. Kill bill sirens.

“...yeah, just going to go grab the cleansers again for the blood bath about to happen and watch from the sidelines.”

#IC {Aku} #yetremains #What Time is This...? {Undefined verse} #Bonds of Eternity...{Verse} #A Time of Kombat...{Verse} #Another Time of Kombat...{Verse} #Time for Tricks {Cracktatstical RP} #Aku saw this coming a mile away #He just gonna grab the cleaning stuff for the blood that's going happen #Yang about to murder

[swordsxandxshadows]

“...I never want to hear one of my parental figures called ‘hot hot tater tot man’ ever again. Where did they hide the brain bleach?”

#IC {Ashi} #We Meet Again...{Open Post} #In A Distant Land...{Dash Commentary} #Time for Tricks {Cracktatstical RP} #Mention {sonxflight} #Three Brothers...{Verse} #What Time is This...? {Undefined verse} #Tagging both verses for reason #{Ryota: ASHI NO.} #{Ashi: ASHI YES.}

[swordsxandxshadows]

@yetremains​: 

"Aww, but my knuckles are rated E for Everyone."

“Aku is well aware, unfortunately he is going to have to pass on those lovely ‘E for Everyone’ knuckles, thank you very much. Trying this new selfcare thing called NOT getting pounded by a feral woman...does wonders for Aku’s complexion and health.”

#IC {Aku} #yetremains #The Future That Is ... {Season 1-4 Verse} #This Forsaken Time ... {Season 5} #Time for Tricks {Cracktatstical RP} #He'll pass thanks #No punchies for him #Bad for his health

[swordsxandxshadows]

“...so, are you actually going to rest your ankle or do I have to strap you to the bed?”

“It’s not that bad of a sprain and you wouldn’t dare. I don’t need to know what kinky shit you and your boyfriend are into, Ryota.”

#IC {Jack and Mad Jack} #We Meet Again...{Open Post} #Time for Tricks {Cracktatstical RP} #Three Brothers...{Verse} #So when it's three o'clock and think of stupid shit for an AU #{Ryota: I WILL MAKE THAT SPRAIN WORSE IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP B'U} #{Ryota: I DON'T NEED RYOU HEARING THAT YOU SHIT.}

[swordsxandxshadows]

*Doots “I Won’t Say I’m In Love” on a kazoo at Aku*

"...you know what, Aku will let the Samurai end him. He won't even stop him from ending his existence just so he doesn't have to deal with the idiocy on display."

#IC {Aku} #ask #answered #anon #anonymous #Time for Tricks {Cracktatstical RP} #Maybe or Maybe Not Tricks... {Kind of Crack ???} #Mention {sonxflight} #Not amused in the slightest at these accusation #Him?? Have positive feelings like Love?? #DISGUSTING NOTION #He is void of love and affection or such things #They're gross and he has none of them #The Future That Is ... {Season 1-4 Verse}

[swordsxandxshadows]

"I'll be fist fighting you later, if Jack doesn't get you first."

"It's a 'date' than..."

Normally, he'd probably taint or tease further with that but he seems to have fell into a 'mood'. Was he drinking? Yes, a heavy amount at present and trying his best to get sloshed but given his unholy alcohol tolerance, it probably was in vain.

Would he admit he was in a weird mood though? Probably not, denying his feelings and distracting himself was something he was a pro at. Besides, he didn't HAVE feelings after all. Nope.

#IC {Aku} #ask #answered #yetremains #Time for Tricks {Cracktatstical RP} #Maybe or Maybe Not Tricks... {Kind of Crack ???} #The Future That Is ... {Season 1-4 Verse} #I went and made feels happen with the crack opps #I regret nothing #Yes he is drinking to drown the feelings manifesting #Mention {sonxflight}

[swordsxandxshadows]

“I will stab you.”

#IC {Mad Jack} #We Meet Again...{Open Post} #Time for Tricks {Cracktatstical RP} #Three Brothers...{Verse} #...NO REGRETS #THE CHAOS GREMLIN IS AT LEAST AVAILABLE FOR AU

[swordsxandxshadows]

“....”

“Staying the hell out of that...”

#IC {Aku} #We Meet Again...{Open Post} #eternalronin #I saw shenangians and had to add Aku's reaction #He just like 'Nope' #'Staying out of that' #Time for Tricks {Cracktatstical RP} #Bonds of Eternity...{Verse}

[swordsxandxshadows]

@yetremains​

"Ah, always prepared I see. Well, I say we have some extra butter popcorn's, with some jasmine tea. I did promise to have some ready. And you always have a fine selection of it!"

“Aku is always prepared for these situations. After all, he finds tomfoolery of this magnitude to be most worth the best of snacks when watching.”

#IC {Aku} #yetremains #In A Distant Land...{Dash Commentary} #What Time is This...? {Undefined verse} #Time for Tricks {Cracktatstical RP} #Aku is always prepared with the snacks #for the tomfoolery #when shit goes down he grabs the good stuff

[swordsxandxshadows]

YOU. ALL OF YOU. DO AT LEAST ANY OF YOU AGREE THAT THE MUSCULAR DRINK LADY GOT THE CAKE TOO? BECAUSE HOT HOT TATER TOT MAN WONT SAY IT

“She is indeed a fine warrior and her body is a reflection of that...also that nickname is definitely interesting.”

“Agreed.”

“...you gremlin are certainly thirsty.”

#IC {Jack Mad Jack and Aku} #ask #answered #anon #anonymous #Time for Tricks {Cracktatstical RP} #What Time is This...? {Undefined verse} #Mention {yetremains} #Mention {sonxflight} #OH MY GOD THEY FOUND ME #WHY?! #You gremlins stop that #Three Brothers...{Verse} #Gonna also tag this verse of reasons

[swordsxandxshadows]

@yetremains​

"I'm offended."

“Wanna talk about it?”

#IC {Aku} #yetremains #AKU BE NICE YOU SHIT LORD #...or ya know less 'evil' you demonic tree beard #RP Menu {Threads} #Time for Tricks {Cracktatstical RP}

[swordsxandxshadows]

@yetremains​:

"I blame the fact it's now sunday, if you look at the clock."

“Ugh, like clockwork these heathens and degenerates, Aku swears.”

#IC {Aku} #yetremains #This Forsaken Time ... {Season 5} #The Future That Is ... {Season 1-4 Verse} #Time for Tricks {Cracktatstical RP} #He was going to try and ignore the date #Pass it off as a bad dream #He is not happy #Probably gonna HIDE himself now