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ahfrickenfrick · 2 days
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bart: -and i almost got a million points
tim:…
tim: thank god fish aren’t into cash
bart: like they’re stealing my cash?
tim: yeah- well… alright i’m gonna be honest with you.
tim: i fell asleep for a second there, like like a two, i had a two second dream-
bart: yeah?
tim: -that like fish were stealing stuff, and then when i woke up I was like ‘man could you imagine if like- they didn’t just want your valuables they wanted cash
bart: *cackling*
tim: and then i said it out loud and like i dreamed that, you didn’t see any of that fish thing i just went through
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vodrae · 2 months
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Tim: Send dudes
Cassie: You mean nudes ?
Tim: No dudes im in a fight
Tim: Send dudes
Bart: OMW TIMMY
Tim: Send dudes
Kon: You mean nudes ? *Photo attached*
Tim: Damn drop the core routine
Also
I NEED HELP ASAP
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litta-jpg · 2 months
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highly throwable imp........
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roadstostray · 11 days
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can you believe they havent crossed my mind in nearly ten years. fuck you @shions-songbirds
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incorrectbatfam · 3 months
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Bruce trying to shove talk his in law
Bruce: *opens his mouth*
Wally: *zooms away*
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Bruce: *long spiel*
Bruce: ...And that's why if either of you hurt him, I'll make sure you stay dead this time.
Roy: *takes out one earbud*
Roy, to Artemis: Did you hear something?
Artemis, watching TV: *shrugs*
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Kory: I've come to seek your blessing to ask Barbara out.
Bruce: Sure.
Kory: That's it? Isn't there a ritual bat-talk you undergo with all of your children's lovers?
Bruce: Barbara can handle it herself.
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Bruce: If any of you make Tim sad for even a SECOND, I will take everything you have.
Bernard, a college student: *hands him a dollar*
Kon, a farmer: *empties a pocket of dirt*
Bart, a Bart: *spits out a pizza crust*
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Steph and Cass: *enter holding hands*
Bruce: It's too early for this.
Steph: It's three PM.
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Bruce: Thank you for the intel, Detective Montoya. Now about you and my cousin—
Renee: Hold on, I'm getting a call.
Renee: *answers the phone and walks away*
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Bruce: You must be Duke's girlfriend.
Izzy: Yeah, I am. Got a problem with that, nepo baby?
Bruce: ...You may proceed.
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Jon: Hiya, Mr. Wayne! I'm here for me and Dami's playdate.
Bruce: Did you say playDATE?
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Bruce: He may seem tough, but on the inside he's a little boy who's been hurt too many times.
Selina: Is this really necessary?
Bruce: Promise me you'll take care of that little boy!
Selina: Okay, okay, yeesh.
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Bruce: YOU BREAK HIS HEART AND YOU'LL REGRET IT, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
Alfred: Master Bruce, I think you misinterpreted what I meant by I love scones.
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lemonlimestar · 24 days
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happy national bart day— i mean april fool’s day
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nicomoon69 · 1 month
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tim drake harem 💖
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novacomics · 7 months
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timbart panel redraw
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roseandgold137 · 5 months
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the littles
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dramat-ique · 11 months
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Bart’s high speed chatter is basically white noise at this point. Timmy’s in for the best sleep of his life.
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devine-fem · 5 months
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damn and he was waiting patiently for it and everything. don't leave a guy hanging, bart.
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greenapplebling · 7 months
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Someone said "if you can't do gay shit with your friends, are they really your friends?"
And I couldn't agree more
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litta-jpg · 10 months
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bart used puppy eyes! it's super effective!
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I need more tim and bart in my life
Not as a ship, i mean, theyre great as a ship but not necessarily as a ship
I just love the Evil Mastermind and his Evil Minion
Not to say Bart is evil, love the guy. But you know, the guy from an Evil Future™ definitely needed to do some morally gray stuff on the regular. And I honestly really like the idea that everyone in Young Justice trusts each other with their lives, fully, Tim and Bart included in that ofc.
So since, in this case, Bart trusts Tim fully with his life, if suddenly Tim's like "Hey, I need you to quickly get this guy to the torture cell." And Bart answers "There's a torture chamber? Thats crash, anyways-(woosh) already did that, do you think they sell Flash Pop Tarts in europe? Cassie has been wanting some gelato, do you want anything?" "I could go for some too, get enough for the team, will you?" "Yeah, yeah! In a flash!(woosh)" "You're not original."
Bart would not bat an eye to the morally dark gray plans Tim's brain would conjure up, he'd accept it as the best possible way to defeat the bad guys without a blink.
The others however, in multiple different ways, would begrudgingly know that the plan would work, since they trust Tim, but cause some plot relevant mistrust between the team or a new member or someone from JL. Which is not inherently bad, we love some plot conflict, but you know, they wouldn't do that <33.
Give me some evil Tim and Bart thank you!!
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incorrectbatfam · 2 months
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How's retail Steph doing during the Valentine's Day sales?
Previous: Margie | Batkids | Rogues | Justice League | Retail batkids | Retail Bruce | Young Justice | Black Friday
[restaurant] 
Kory: *lovingly stares*
Barbara: *lovingly stares back*
Steph, who's been standing there for 2 minutes: ...I'll come back later.
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[grocery store] 
Duke: Where do I find chocolates for my girlfriend?
Steph: Not at this store if you care about her.
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[drive-thru] 
Steph: Welcome to Batburger, how may I help you?
Jason: We'll take the Harley and Ivy Couple's Combo.
Roy: And make the fries extra Jokerized.
Steph: Please go up to the window.
Jason and Roy: *drive up*
Steph: That'll be $23.51.
Jason: *pulls out a gun*
Steph: *sighs*
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[call center] 
Steph: Wayne Enterprises account support, how can I assist you?
Damian: We would like to inquire about purchasing a toilet.
Jon: A skibidi toilet. 
Damian and Jon: *snickering*
Steph: I'm telling Cass.
Damian and Jon: *hang up*
Steph: That's what I thought.
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[coffee shop] 
Steph: What can I get you guys?
Tim: We'll take a large frappuccino. 
Bernard: With two straws.
Kon, popping up out of nowhere: Make that three.
Bart, zooming in: Actually, four.
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[furniture store] 
Steph: Need any help over here?
Dick: Yeah, what's your most durable mattress?
Steph: ...Durable?
Dick: Yeah, so Wally and I can both jump on it.
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[clothing store] 
Renee: How does this dress look?
Steph: It looks great.
Kate: I think it'd be better on the floor.
Steph: I'm taking my fifteen-minute break. 
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[at home] 
Steph: Hey guys—
Steph: *walks in on Bruce and Selina*
Steph: *turns around*
Steph: Guess I'm working overtime today.
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nothingmeowters · 8 months
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I’ve consumed all Timbart content available to me… I’m not sure how much longer I can live like this…
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