#Tighart Algernon Balefarrow

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[Aragorn’s Army is mere minutes away from storming the castle]

Tighe: If your plan goes poorly, where should we meet up?

Aragorn: The afterlife, I suspect

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Aragorn: Short people have a much larger capability for hatred than y’all people, because they are closer to the ground, and therefore closer to hell.

Agragorn, gesturing to Tighe: An example.

Tighe: get fucked, my Lord!

Aragorn: My point exactly.

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Aragorn: Honestly I’m so full of evil. So full of darkness.

Aragorn: I paint with the bodies of those I kill.

Aragorn: I strike fear into-

Tighe: You sleep with a pink teddy bear, my Lord.

Aragorn: he’s my secOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS

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Aragorn: We either die free, or die trying!

Tighe: Are those the only options???

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Delphi: Heart! Is that a fucking gremlin?

Tighe: I’m a jester.

Delphi: whatever, just no one feed that fucking thing after midnight!

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Espirit: you’re a criminal!

Tighe: You’re only a criminal if you go to jail. I’m a delinquent.

Tighe: A ruffian at worst, and that’s only if I grow a moustache.

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Tighe: whenever my Lord is mad at me, I go and tighten the lids on all the jars in the ruin so he has to ask me to help

[sound of breaking glass in the background]

Tighe: it hasn’t worked yet, but it’ll happen!

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Espirit: there will come a time when you get the chance to do the right thing, y’know

Tighe: I love those moments.

Tighe: I like to wave at them as they pass by.

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Caedis: Will you shut up! You’re squeaky voice is so damn annoying. 

Tighe: *voice drops eight octaves* Is this better, your Lordship? 

Caedis: hOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

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Aragorn: Send Dudes.

Tighe: M-My Lord, do you mean nudes? I’m flattered, but-

Aragorn: No. I’m going to war. I need more troops for battle.

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Tighe: You either die a cinnamon roll or live long enough to become a problematic fave.

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Guardian: Tighart Algernon Balefarrow, fool to Lord Aragorn, you are hereby tried for Treason. How do you plead?

Tighe: *looks as Aragorn*

Aragorn, mouthing: not guilty

Tighe: Hot milky!

Aragorn, head in his hands: please just lock him up...

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*after the Keyholders survive the last raid*

Tighe: Look! It’s Lord Caedis!

Aragorn, angrily pointing: You there! How dare you survive without my say-so!

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Tighe: Disrespect me again and I’ll determine your bodies’ resonant frequency and play a jaunty horn solo that boils your miserable organs inside out.

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Aragorn: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Tighe: I'm aware of that.

Aragorn: But then you and I had some time together...

Tighe: Yes, My Lord?

Aragorn: It did not get better

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Tighe: You only ever focus on my bad qualities, never the good ones.

Caedis: What good qualities?

Tighe:

Caedis:

Tighe: ...my awesome hat?

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