My Incorrect Universe #96
*before courting Thranduil*
Me: *trips on the ground*
Thranduil, scoffing and in a mocking tone : haha, how clumsy, could you be any more foolish?
*later when no one is around*
Thranduil : *stomping the ground* who do you think you are?? WHO IN EVER LOVING VALAR DO YOU-
--Few years later--
Thorin: I can’t believe you talked to Thranduil without getting so much as a glare! Most people can’t even look in his general direction without some kind of threat.
Me: I mean, it would be a little weird if he did. We are engaged after all......
Thorin, who thought he had a chance: “....YOU’RE WHAT?!”
Legolas,a rogue Gimli tucked under his arm pit: YOU'RE WHAT ?!
Haldir and Lindir, from behind the trees: YOU ARE WHAT ??!
Elrond: YOU'RE WHAT ?!
Me: why are YOU shocked?? You watched him propose to me??
Elrond, recalling himself screaming as he witnessed Thranduil get on one knee that day: I'm still recovering from the trauma-
*Legolas still trying to process what I just announced*:
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Imagine being sent to Thranduil along with Thorin
Small explanation. Y/N actually knows Thranduil as a close friend. She was his confidant when he became king. He knows that she is not from this world and was sent here and posesses the ability to change the fate of all middle earth. (Time travel kinda stuff?) Anyways HAPPY READING
Thranduil: I will let you go, if you but return which is mine.
Y/N: Honestly not sure why I'm here? Can I leav-
Thranduil: *interrupts* Silence Pethryn.
Thorin: A favour for a favour
Thranduil: You have my word, one king to another.
Y/N: *cringes, knowing that's next.*
Thorin: I would not trust, Thranduil, great king, to honour his word, should the end of all days be upon us.
Y/N: *sighs and looks down* Shit.
Thorin: I have seen how you treat your friends. We came to you once. Starving, homeless, seeking your help. But you turned your back.
Thranduil and Y/N: *looks at eachother but remains silent*
Thorin: *continues* You turned away from the suffering of my people. The inferno that destroyed us. Imrid amrâd ursul! (Die a fiery death)
Y/N: *loudly* Enough Thorin.
Thranduil: Do not talk to me of dragon fire. I know it's wrath and ruin. I have faced the great serpents of the north.
Y/N: *looks away from his scar*
Thranduil: I warned your grandfather what his greed would summon, but he would not take heed. You are no different.
*Gestures to the guards to take him away*
Stay here if you will and rot. A hundred years is a mere blink, in the eyes of an elf.
Thorin and gaurds exit
Y/N: Rather dramatic aren't we old friend? *smirks*
Thranduil: *refuses to look at you* Do not think I did not notice you turn away.
Y/N: *looks down* I cannot bear to look upon the pain I brought you. That day, that scar. It was meant for me.
Thranduil: Mellon nin, I would face the serpents once more if I were but to keep you safe.
Y/N: We went needlessly into battle. I was the one who should have-
Thranduil: Enough. You have spent a millennia repenting and punishing yourself for something I never blamed you for. I have nothing but fate to thank that it brings you back to my halls even if unwillingly. I have spent centuries waiting for your council again.
Y/N: *sighs and kneels* I have missed you Aran nin.
Thranduil: The Narrator does not kneel to a mere King in passing time, stand. I will not tell you again, lest my people think I have gone soft or mad.
Y/N: *grins* By the way you do know that they will escape.
Thranduil: And I guess I am not able to stop them?
Y/N: Nope.
Thranduil: Will you be joining them?
Y/N: *skips up to his throne and sits* All in due time my friend. Patience is a virtue.~
Thranduil: *picks her up with one hand by the scruff and sets her off his throne* Stop that. It is unbecoming. Go eat, tis the Feast of Starlight.
Y/N: Already on it! See ya later loser.
Y/N exits
Thranduil: *mutters from his throne* How they are able to switch between a child and an adult that is burdened with the fate of time, never ceases to confuse me.
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Aran nin= My king
Pethryn= Narrator
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Younger v Older
THE!!!!! Valentines day post :>
Its a snow hobbit Bilbo piece so we also get to see grandpa Bilbo with his favial hair and such!
As usual I struggled to draw these two as well as I would have liked but here they are anyways ♡♡
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My Incorrect Universe #91
Thranduil, cleaning his swords in his room: ah, I love this sword more than I love Thorin.
Me,sipping on tea next to him : Darling, you love anything more than Thorin.
Thranduil, in full adoration towards me: you're always so right meleth-nin I sure do like even the spiders more than that short stacked weasel.
--meanwhile in the Misty Mountains--
Thorin*sneezing continuously* : I sense someone talking shit about me
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