#This is such a stupid thing to complain about .... But ah well whatever what can you do

[wing-ed-thing]

Konoha 12 Domestic/Spousal Headcanons

Tags/Warnings: No Reader Pronouns, Boruto Doesn't Exist, No Mentions of Children/Adoption

Completed versions of these headcanons will be linked on the character's name.

𓆃 Choji

THE BEST COOK ON THIS LIST NO ONE CAN COMPARE

Loves bonding over cooking and baking— whatever you like! If there's anything you're ever craving, Choji is taking to the kitchen to make you a gourmet meal as good as any professional chef!

Prime rib, lamb, tartare, croissants, macarons, soups! It doesn't matter your allergies or preferences, Choji can and will make you any food your heart desires.

Offers excellent cuddles. 11/10 squishy and soft.

Is very understanding, a fantastic listener, and naturally positive.

Never lets the romance l die, and after a hard day at work, will feed you ice cream while you rant about your day.

𓆃 Hinata

Traditional wife who has always wanted to be a traditional wife since she was a kid.

Content with cooking, doing laundry, and other domestic work.

Although, because of the society and the way she was brought up, she might feel insecure transitioning out of shinobi life.

While being made to feel weak isn't something Hinata is a stranger to, she is sensitive to comments from others about her domestic life.

Be sure to give her lot of reassurance and validate her work around the house.

𓆃 Ino

Also wanted to be a wife growing up, but the stay-at-home life is clearly not for her.

She'll try it for a period of time after your wedding or union, but she's far too restless for cooking and cleaning.

You supposed that she thought it would be relaxing and aesthetic, but if anything, she's getting frustrated and throwing the potato across the kitchen as soon as it slips out of her hand.

Ino will eventually find important work to do, come home to complain about it over dinner, and buy you something nice in a half-brag about how much more money she's making.

This is, of course, not to say she's bad at housework or doesn't do her share. She's perfectly good at domestic work and does the bulk of it, but the moment you expect it from her is the moment she stops.

𓆃 Kiba

A slob who, if allowed, will live in heaps of trash.

For the bulk of his 20s, he'll be super unsure of the whole settling down thing. You could make a whole bingo chart out of the cliche bachelor lines he spouts.

I'm not really a marriage kinda guy. I don't wanna tie myself down to a ball and chain. I just wanna meet people. I'm looking for someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously. Nah, I'm not looking for a relationship.

That is... until one day he wakes up and desperately wants a family of his own. To an extreme extent. Like his expectations are absolutely insane.

As a husband, you'll need to reevaluate those and have a nice long chat because at the beginning of your relationship he will certainly not be pulling his weight.

𓆃 Lee

Sweet, clingy, loving and sincere man.

Ah, you are the sun, the moon, and the world to Lee. He is constantly thinking of or doing the sweetest possible thing he possibly could for you at any given hour of the day.

Is his execution great? You'd give it a 50/50. Does he ever take a break? NO.

Whether it's breakfast in bed or going on a grocery run to get it off your plate, you're sure to have to put out one fire and learn how to use 20 carrots in your meal prep for the week.

He really tries his best, he just gets a little excited.

𓆃 Naruto

Another slob, although well intended.

Naruto never had a formal family growing up, and so he has little ideas of what's expected.

Much of his idea of what a partnership should be comes from media or stupid things that Shikamaru probably told him on the playground growing up, so you'll have to work together as a team to set expectations.

A lot of what he does for you is in his language (you have to learn that him making you both ramen cups is indeed a romantic gesture for him), but he loves exploring things that you like!

Naruto explores your likes and hobbies in a very genuine and non-performative way. Sharing things you enjoy together will be the foundation of your relationship.

𓆃 Neji

You'll spend your first year of marriage focused heavily on strict boundaries, expectations, and other couples work.

The way Neji was brought up completely fractured his sense of family. Not to mention, no matter what you're like Neji will certainly have to fight with his family in a silent battle over clan politics.

Because even though the Hyuga clan has stopped certain practices, doesn't mean that everyone in the clan is in mutual agreement or share similar attitudes with each other.

This will be a marriage built on structure and meaningful confrontation. Neji is determined to break the cycles of his family to make a healthy life with you.

𓆃 Sakura

Wasn't sure if she'd end up with a partner. She really wanted it, but with everything that happened in her life, she had her doubts.

Most definitely too hard on herself. Sakura pushes herself to almost fall over you to ensure you're pleased. Whether it's housework or cooking, there's a part of her that feels the need to prove her work ethic.

It's the small things with Sakura. Even after a long day at work, she'll still bring you your favorite home for dinner, even if the place is out of the way. She'll stay up an hour later to spend time with you even if she has an early morning.

𓆃 Sasuke

An ironic mix between Naruto and Sakura.

As a kid, Sasuke 100% wanted to be a husband when he grew up. 100% wanted to have a spouse to provide for and had similar dreams that some kids often do when they think about families.

But after the Uchiha Tragedy, much of Sasuke's outlook about his future has been skewed. Any relationship will start off as rather unstable and you can almost count on Sasuke being emotionally distant

It's about how the two of you work through his baggage and his willingness to be vulnerable.

𓆃 Shikamaru

Surprisingly well-adjusted?

He knows how to do basic life skills. Pulls his weight and sometimes even does your tasks. Shikamaru is generally clean and organized.

Where's the problem? He's terrified of commitment.

Most of the relationships in the Nara clan seem to consist of passive Nara men with verbose spouses who have no issue bossing their partners around.

But at the same time, Shikamaru doesn't mind this dynamic. He wants to laze, but he's also almost seemingly afraid of dynamics that allow him to laze.

He'll be just fine around the house, just a bit dramatic if you ever ask him to do anything. He'll get over it.

𓆃 Shino

Great husband and great family to marry into.

Just overall very balanced, if not quiet. The Aburame clan is close, but respectful of each other. You'll never have to deal with nagging in-laws because Shibi has already taken you in as one of his own.

Enjoy fresh meals of produce expertly tended to from the garden.

While Shino has his more talkative side when it comes to people he's close to, he's still quiet by nature. Don't expect that to change just because you've gotten married.

The obvious con is the massive amount of insects that will constantly be around you. You're not allowed to trap them or kill them.

You will have to get used to bugs crawling on you.

𓆃 Tenten

You're always doing something crazy.

You don't think any of the other Konoha 12 ever expected that Tenten would have the most exciting marriage, but look at her now.

You're always innovating, making new things for her business, and taking spontaneous trips to check out crafting techniques.

Anything and everything you set your mind to, you support each other in. There are ten million projects scattered around your home.

You roll up to get-togethers (when they seldom happen), being the most traveled and bringing the most unique gifts.

No one knows what you're going to be up to next.

Thank you to all who liked, reblogged, followed, and supported. Your support means so much and is greatly appreciated.

Notes: I apparently had a lot more opinions on all of these characters than I expected. When I make multi-character posts, I like to keep each section sort of short, so if you are interested in more in-depth hcs, tap the underlined name or visit my blog for more.

Sakura, Lee, Choji, Tenten and Sasuke are done at the current moment.

#Shino x reader #neji x reader #naruto x reader #sasuke x reader #shikamaru x reader #choji x reader #ino x reader #kiba x reader #rock lee x reader #sakura x reader #tenten x reader #hinata x reader #choji akimichi #ino yamanaka #rock lee #kiba inuzuka #naruto uzumaki #neji hyuga #sakura haruno #sasuke uchiha #shikamaru nara #shino aburame #tenten #hinata hyuga #naruto headcanon #naruto headcanons #x you #x reader #reader insert

[dulcesiabits]

umbra.

summary: You offer your blood to a wounded vampire in an alleyway, and now Ruggie can’t seem to leave you alone.

notes: 1.9k, fic, cw for violence, a short fic about Ruggie for @ridhearts​ fantastic vampire au!!

Ruggie hisses as he rips out a chunk of wood lodged in his shoulder, throwing it down the dim alley he’s currently hiding in. 

Stupid vampire hunters, thinking their stakes would be enough to take him. Those things were about as effective as a sharpened pencil, and yet the hunters never learned. It’s not like getting stabbed repeatedly was fun, though it was far easier to deal with than the other weapons the hunters liked to carry around.

As soon as Ruggie got his hands on whatever human thought it would be cute to try to sabotage their monthly exchange by ambushing the Savanaclaw coven with the hunters… well, he’s certain some of the more restless coven members would appreciate having a human to chase down and tear to pieces. Ever since they implemented the deal with the neighboring town, giving blood in exchange for residents no longer fearing leaving their houses after dark, some of the vampires had been complaining about how boring it was to no longer hunt--

Footsteps. Ruggie’s ears twitches as he sits up, wincing. He isn’t in any condition to deal with more threats, not with all his wounds. He hadn’t been able to kill all of the hunters, so have they come back to take him down for good...?

“Are you okay?”

A pair of worn sneakers stops right in front of him. Ruggie’s eyes trail up to meet your concerned face, and he relaxes when he realizes you’re just some nosy human.

“Just fine,” he jokes weakly. You’re peering at all his wounds, and the stake still lodged in his thigh. Your gaze lingers on his fangs in particular, glinting in the faint moonlight. Ah, shit. Maybe he could snap your neck before you alerted--

“Do you need blood?” In one fluid motion, you roll your shirt sleeve up to your elbow, baring your wrist in front of him. “You’re a vampire, right?”

Are you stupid? Ruggie bites back the retort. What sort of person just brazenly offers their wrist to a vampire? If he wasn’t so nice, he could just drain you dry and leave your corpse for the rats, did you consider that?

Besides, he doesn’t recognize you. Ruggie has made it a point to memorize all the residents in the local town, which makes their dealings go much more smoothly. Are you new? Or just a visitor? Either way, it’s more dangerous for someone from out of town to get involved.

He’s not in any position to argue, though. He’s weak, and far from any ally, and a stupidly kind human is far preferable than an aggressive one.

“...I can’t make any promises that you’ll be safe,” he says instead.

You shrug. “Sure. I know the risks.”

“So... why are you doing this? Kinda weird to trust a vampire you just met, if you ask me.”

You pause, twisting a bracelet around your wrist. “I couldn’t just leave you here. It would have felt... wrong.”

Oh, so you weren’t just kind, you were also a bleeding heart. Lucky for him, at least.

Ruggie hesitates, before taking your wrist and bringing it close to his lips, his fangs grazing over your vein. You shiver, but simply incline your head. You never look away the whole time, your eyes boring into his own.

You’re strange, which is maybe why Ruggie impulsively kisses your wrist before he bites down as carefully as he can, first blood drawn.

---

It’s been a week since Ruggie last saw you.

After that night, he had staggered to his feet and left, and the two of you went your separate ways. It’s bothered him since, the fact that you helped him for nothing in exchange, and now it’s like he owes you.

Maybe you’ve already skipped out on town, gone back to whatever place you came from. Or maybe you got into some sort of trouble. Should he have walked you home that night? Anyone out that late should have known the dangers, but...

Ruggie has too much to worry about already. You were just a weird human, and there were plenty of those around. Still his thoughts drift to you, unbidden.

One evening out on town, he finally sees you again, carrying around a bag of groceries at the night market. Ruggie can’t believe his luck; he’s already running up to you before he knows what he’s doing.

“Hey,” he says.

“Oh! Hi,” you say, shifting the bags in your arms. “You’re that vampire that was bleeding in the alley.”

What a great first impression he gave you. “Do you need help with that?”

You shake your head. “No, it’s okay! I don’t want to bother you.”

You walk farther down the road, but Ruggie follows you.

Every two weeks or so, the humans in town gather together, stringing up lights and setting up stalls around a dusty plaza. You could find anything from homegrown vegetables and pots of jellies and jams, to handcrafted necklaces and watercolor paintings by local artists.

Those were just from the human vendors, though. Sometimes an enterprising vampire would discreetly set up a stall and sell blood, magical artifacts, or the odd trinket. It’s an unspoken neutral area, where both humans and vampires mingle without fear.

“Do you need anything else?” Ruggie persists. “I could help you bargain, if you want. I’m pretty good at that.”

“Can you just answer one question for me?”

“Sure.”

“Why do you want to help me?” you ask. “It’s not like you owe me anything.”

So you say, but he did. Bargaining and carrying your groceries were nothing compared to what you did for him, but it would go some way to filling the debt he owed you. That way, in the future, you couldn’t use it as a bargaining chip against him.

“...You helped me, so I want to help you. Is that so weird?” he says.

You tilt your head again, considering his words. “It’s not weird, but... okay, why not? Here.” You shove your groceries at him. “Why don’t you help me get some good deals? I just moved here, so I don’t know where I should shop.”

“Easy! You’re never gonna get better deals than you will tonight,” he boasts, and you slip your arm around his free one. Ruggie tries not to let his surprise show as the two of you walk along.

It even feels sort of nice.

---

It’s weird how easy it is to talk to you.

Whenever he has any free time, Ruggie spends it with you. Following you around town, showing you all the hidden paths and secluded stores. Pointing out residents, telling funny stories about them or their families. Taking walks in the park, feeding the stray cats that laze in the sun.

Part of it is that he doesn’t want to owe you, and it never hurt to be friendly with the humans in town so they don’t do stupid things like call the hunters on him. But the other part of it is that he likes you. A lot.

You touch him so casually, too, and never seem to give it a second thought. Grabbing his hand to lead him somewhere, linking arms as you stroll, leaning your head on his shoulder when you’re tired. Most of the humans he dealt with were afraid of him, so he’s not used to this, not at all. But it feels good, sometimes, how affectionate you are. Ruggie hasn’t been alive in centuries, but your hands are so warm it makes him forget.

Recently, you’ve been inviting him to come over to your apartment, where the two of you will just watch movies or TV shows to pass the time.

“I was approached by the hunters today,” you say casually, feet crossed on your couch.

“What? Why would they do that?” Ruggie asks, more focused on you than the movie.

“Because I’m ‘closely involved with the local coven,’ they said. Someone told them I’m friends with you, and I have a history of making friends with vampires, so I’m suspicious, I guess.”

“You have?” It makes sense if you’ve known other vampires in the past. It would explain why you were so casual with him, why you let him drink your blood that night without a second thought. Human and vampires having relationships isn’t particularly rare, so... why did it bother him so much?

“Oh, yeah. I used to live in the Heartslabyul area. I used to run around a lot with these two vampires, Ace and Deuce. I don’t know if you’ve heard of them? I had to move because of my job, but I’ve been meaning to go back to visit.”

“Ace and Deuce,” Ruggie says slowly, trying to dig through his memory. “Yeah. I’ve heard of them. They’re notorious troublemakers, right?”

You laugh. “No more than you are! Man, we had some good times together.”

“Do you want to move back there? To the Heartslabyul area?”

“Hmm. I mean, I miss my friends, but I like it here a lot. I mean, I got to meet you!”

Ruggie clears his throat. How could he respond to that? “So... when you say you were friends with those two. Did that mean, you know...”

“Did that mean...?” you prompt him to continue.

“Did they ever drink your blood?” he asks bluntly.

“Not really. Ace acts like he’s too cool to beg a human for blood, and Deuce is still a fledgling, so he hasn’t bit his first human yet. We just talked, hung out... mostly the same things I do with you.” You pause. “Are you asking because you want blood right now?”

Your couch is so small that your knees are touching his. If Ruggie turns and leans closer, he could kiss you.

“What? No. But...”

“But?”

The movie plays on, but he isn’t paying attention to it anymore. He doubts you are, either.

“You know how the coven’s made deals with the local townspeople? They supply us their blood, and we don’t hunt them?”

“Er... are you saying I need to join in...?”

“Nah. It’s nothing like that. I’m asking if...”

“Oh! You want to be the only one to feed on me?” you prompt. “And you’ll only feed on me in return?”

“Yeah, something like that. It wouldn’t be too bad, you know? I’m pretty close to the coven’s leader, so none of the other vampires would bother you, and if the hunters try to mess with you again, you can tell me and I’d get them to back off--”

“Ruggie,” you say firmly. “You don’t need to justify anything! I’ve seen some Heartslabyul vampires enter relationships like that with humans, so I know how it goes. I mean, I wouldn’t even accept if it was anyone else, but since it’s you, I’d love to.”

"Then... Why don’t we make it official right now?”

You move to roll up your sleeve again, but he grabs your wrist to stop you. Ruggie traces a pulse point on your neck with a finger, looking at you with a silent question. You nod, pulling the neck of your shirt down so he can have better access.

There’s no impulse this time as he kisses your neck gently, a balm to sooth you before the sting of his bite. It’s something to mark your relationship, too, and Ruggie will let you choose whatever name you want to call it. He’s not picky, not as long as it means the two of you are tied together.

He wraps his arms around your waist to hold you steady before he bites. You taste a little like salvation to him. As Ruggie drinks, he wonders what you’d think if he asks you to become a vampire, so he could stay by your side forever.

#liya writes #twisted wonderland #ruggie bucchi #twisted wonderland x reader #twst #twst x reader #twst ruggie #ruggie bucchi x reader #vamp au #im so sorry.... this is so self indulgent....... #even more so than usual.... im looking away.......

[chrisevansonly]

Hands Off My Momma! (Little Duck AU🐥💛)

Pairing: dad! Chris Evans x Momma Evans (Female Reader)

Summary: Everyone at the Middlesex County DA’s office knows Matthew, and I mean everyone, and sadly so do you. He will not leave you alone, no matter what you say do, so what happens when Chris and your daughter stop by your office for lunch? Let’s just say Little Duck is ready to fight for her Momma, whatever it takes

Warnings: slight angst? Matthew is a butthead, protective Arlie and Chris

A/N: This took me way to long to get out so I apologize, I am going to try and get a head start on some of the other long requests, so be on the lookout for those! This is short and bad but happy reading!!

Word Count: 834

The office was unusually quiet today, though you wouldn’t complain considering you’d just finished up your last major case for the next few weeks, so you’d take quiet over the insanity it usually was. The only thing that wasn’t so quiet were the knocks that hit your door, part of you already knew who it was, but you wanted to see if ignoring him would get him to leave 

“There’s my favourite lawyer in the building!”

You rolled your eyes, four seconds away from filing a workplace harassment claim against him. Who’s him you might ask, well that would be Matthew Wheeler, one of the assistant district attorneys that worked at your building 

“What can I do for you Mr.Wheeler?”

He took a seat in front of you, yet your eyes remained on your computer screen, going through a few last minute filings 

“Wow, so formal, I thought we were on a more personal level at this point”

“Nope.”

He hummed drumming his fingers on your desk which by the sixth time made you look at him, your expression one of annoyance 

“Ah there she is, so I was thinking, me and you, lunch?”

You smiled eyes lighting up as you watched him get his hopes up

“Oh, wow really?”

“Yeah really, want to go?”

Putting a hand over your heart, you stared him dead in the eyes, it was honestly quite comical how easily gullible this man was 

“No. I’m married, now go away.”

He scoffed crossing his arms as you once again waved your engagement and wedding band in his face 

“So? That doesn’t deter me.”

“Well, it should.”

You got up grabbing the keys to the copy room since you had some papers waiting for you at the printers, when you walked around your desk, Matthew grabbed your hand tightly in his making you stop 

“What the hell do you think you’re doing?”

“Just one chance, married or not, one chance, one lunch please.”

You scoffed and before you could say anything you heard little feet running down the hall and all of a sudden Arlie was sending little punches to Matthew’s leg

“Hands off my momma!!” 

You almost wanted to laugh but quickly picked her up shushing her softly as her little fists clenched, her eyes narrowed at the stranger that was bothering her mom

“I was going to say the same thing, but my daughter beat me to it.” 

Matthew rolled his eyes going to leave and Chris stopped him 

“You ever bother my wife again, I don’t care what form, I’ll ruin your life.”

Arlie crossed her arms watching him leave before uttering 

“Stupid meanie head.”

“Arlie Mae…”

She looked at you and smiled innocently 

“Hi momma!”

After laughing you covered her face in kisses before sending a smile to Chris before he pressed his lips to yours

“My knights in shining armour, what are you two doing here?”

“Wanna go for lunch momma?”

You thought about it for a moment 

“You know I am kind of hungry, and you two are my favourite lunch dates…just give me a second to pack up”

You put Arlie down on the ground before pulling Chris in for a hug 

“Thank you for that, I’m going to talk to Michelle about it tomorrow and get him fired”

“Good, I’m glad, you’re welcome honey” 

You packed up some files to take home, stuffing your laptop and any other small knick knacks you needed in your bag, sending a note to your assistant to grab the paperwork at the printers, thankfully it wasn’t super important 

“Momma you ‘weady to go?”

“I am little love, where are we going to eat?”

Arlie took one of your hands while Chris took the other and together you walked out of the building and down to the car, Arlie humming the whole time as she thought about what she was hungry for. Right as you finished buckling her into her car seat she clapped 

“Sushi and stringy noodles!” 

You chuckled, knowing she was talking about the small sushi and yakisoba restaurant you three loved, and if you were being honest, sushi sounded super good right now 

“That sounds perfect my love”

You got into the passenger side of the car, and Chris got in soon after, reaching to take your hand when you were both settled, the car starting up 

“Thank you for the lunch surprise, I love you”

He smiled, bringing your hand up to his lips to press a kiss to your palm 

“I love you, and I love surprising you, even if I have to threaten someone to do it”

Your laughter filled the car as you began to drive off towards downtown Boston, you were so grateful for this little family of yours, and especially to your spitfire of a little girl. Arlie was just like her daddy in that sense, they’d always protect you no matter what, and just because she was a toddler, didn’t mean she didn’t pack a mean punch.

#little duck au💛🐥 #little duck head cannons🐥💛 #little duck 💛🐥 #momma & arlie mae #momma x arlie mae #momma x little duck 💛🐥 #chris evans & momma evans #chris evans x momma evans #chris evans x little duck💛🐥 #chris evans x arlie mae #chris evans & arlie mae #chris evans x reader #chris evans x wife reader #chris evans x female reader #dad! chris evans #rueswrites #ruesfriends💛

[breannasfluff]

Flock Day Prep

AO3 Link

There was one consistent holiday among all the timelines: Flock Day. Hylians in every era celebrated in one way or another. Hyrule’s is the quietest with small gifts of food, pretty berries, or shiny rocks. Warriors was the most extravagant with parties, a street market, and lavish gifts.

Half festival, half intimate setting; no matter the era, the sentiment stayed the same—showing your flockmates you appreciated them.

Wild didn’t have a flock for the last Flock Day. It was simply another day missed while traveling through the wilds. Now that he has a flock, he wants to go all out.

The flock has each other, but those with flockmates at home, like Sky, Legend, and Time chatter to each other about what era they’d end up with. How can they make it up to their mates if they are gone? Sure, they’ll understand, but it’s not the same.

Warriors pulls Wild onto a shopping trip with him to pick out chocolates.

“Are these for your Zelda?”

The hawk shakes his head. “Time. The last time I was at the ranch she made me promise to pick up some chocolates from her just in case.”

Wild coos and ruffles his wings; Malon sounds amazing. “Why am I here?”

Now Warriors looks away, feathers ruffling. “I don’t know much about chocolates.”

The champion doesn’t point out that he doesn’t, either. He’s got a discerning palate, even if the others watched him eat garbage—leftovers! If he can get some samples he can make an informed decision based on Time’s tastes.

A portal takes them to Sky’s era a few days ahead of Flock Day. The frigatebird ditches the group to fly with Zelda in case they are separated for the actual day. Wild commandeers the kitchen. Four is roped into helping him bake, not the bee-eater is complaining.

The smith keeps up a steady chatter about the ingredients, the sky island, the baked goods—whatever crosses his mind. Wild chirps periodic questions; the food differences between eras are fascinating.

By the time he’s done, there’s a huge array of sweets in different forms. There are some savory treats for the raptors, as well. Bacon’s likely never gone into a baked good, but they won’t care. He’s never tried to combine crab and baked goods, but crab and cheese is a thing…probably?

Thank Hylia the slate preserves food in the state it goes in. Wild slides the crab dip in piping hot, ready to be enjoyed when it's time. The magpie has to chase Four out of the kitchen before he finishes the candies, carefully placing beetles in sugar syrup to harden on dowels.

Even if the taste of some of the items is a little off, the point is to show he cares. Wild isn’t going to let any of the flock doubt he loves them.

Legend is moping. It’s the day before Flock Day and his wings drag through the dirt. Periodically he gives sad coos with an undertone of want you, miss you. Wild and Hyrule’s answering calls don’t fill the hole he’s feeling. The vet sprawls across his lap desk, doodling frowny faces on paper.

Wild settles next to Hyrule. “He missing Ravio?”

“Yeah. Why won’t he tell the bowerbird he loves him?”

The champion can’t help but roll his eyes. “Legend? Be upfront with his feelings?”

Hyrule snickers because it’s true. “At least Time is doing better without Malon.”

They both glance at the kite. He’s disappointed but takes it in stride better. “They have had more Flock Days together.”

“True.”

They turn their attention back to watch their bowerbird trill sadly at his paper. “We’ll just have to make him feel extra loved tomorrow.”

The portal the next morning has the flock moaning—they were hoping for the day off. Time gives a call for them; too chipper for the early morning. “Legend, you might want to come look at this.”

The bowerbird grumbles wings fluffed against the cold as he drags himself over. “Why do you need me? It’s just another stupid portal—” He stops and stares. Then, with a shriek, the bowerbird dives through the portal.

Wild and Hyrule crowd closer to see what’s going on. Through the wavering portal, they can see—ah, Legend’s bedroom. Odd spot for the portal to open up, but it does mean the bowerbird can jump directly onto Ravio in the nest.

Sound doesn’t come through the portal, but there’s a flurry of feathers. Ravio might be excited…or he might be attempting to defend himself from a sudden home invasion. Hyrule goes to pack their stuff while Wild turns away from the portal. The bowerbirds can have a few moments to themselves.

“Sorry it’s not to Malon,” he tells Time.

“Thank you, Wild. I’m happy I get to spend it with you boys. I’ll have plenty of time with Malon.”

Wild nods, then edges closer and leans against Time’s side. The kite puffs and chirps, careful to keep his hands to himself. Wild doesn’t reach out physically to the other birds as often, but today is Flock Day. There’s nothing but contentment as he chirps and nuzzles at Time’s chest.

Carefully, the kite brings a wing around him, loose enough he can push free as needed. “Love you,” he says and gives a soft flock call.

Wild returns it, relaxing into soft feathers and the overtones of protection. “Love you, Time. Happy Flock Day!”

“Happy Flock Day.”

#flufftober2023 #2-Family-Friends-Loved Ones #linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu flufftober #breannasfluff #mywriting #lu wing bois #lu wing au #lu legend #lu ravio #ravio #raviolink #ravioli #lu wild #lu warriors #lu time #ravioli ship

[multiverse-imagines]

Vashtember (A Writer's Hijacking) Day 2: Knives

Okay, so I cheated a tiny bit. Its technically about @aidakhar 's dad!Knives au. But how can I resist Knives being a doting father?

"Azrael, that's the third Toothbrush this month." Knives frowned as he looked at the small disgruntled boy who presented him with yet another mangled toothbrush.

"My teeth are just too sharp, Papa." Azrael moped.

"I see that. I'll have to talk to Dr. Conrad about this…" Knives mused to himself, as he comforted his son, "For now, why don't we just keep doing our best until we can figure something out, okay? It's not very efficient as far as the lifespans of toothbrushes go, but it'll keep your teeth clean in the meantime."

"Fine." Azrael huffed as he stalked off, going to his room. Knives was frustrated as well. It was important to maintain oral cleanliness. How was his child supposed to do so when his teeth were ripping through each toothbrush at such a rapid pace? He pondered these things as he too stalked down the hall towards Dr. Conrad's lab.

"Ah, Master Knives. What brings you around this time?" Conrad asked, sitting at his desk, a beaker of coffee still steaming close by.

"Azrael just gave me his third decimated toothbrush this month. I need something different than this archaic stick." Knives complained to Conrad.

"Well, the evolution of the toothbrush hasn't really changed since the Earth's 1800's… they even used them in the ancient Egyptian era. It's one of those "If it's not broke, don't fix it" kinds of things." Conrad explained.

"Then we have to make something those stupid humans couldn't." Knives snidely replied.

"Of course, Sir. When I was a child back on Earth, they did have these chewable toothbrushes, but I fear the boy will just chew through them."

"What were they made of? Could we improve upon whatever material they used? Make them reusable, or recyclable?"

"They were just silicone, but, again, I fear he would just rip through Silicone like a shark eating a seal." Conrad lamented, taking a sip from his beaker of coffee, "I could improve it to withstand the psi of his bite strength strength. I can probably project 170 psi at the most, so I can make a silicone that withstands up to 200… Can you bring The Boy in to run some tests? He might enjoy it, since he'll get to bite stuff." Conrad began to write calculations and equations down on a piece of paper before asking the question.

"Yeah, I can bring him around, but… in the morning. He needs his sleep." Knives said, noting the time. Conrad chuckled, realizing what a doting father his fearsome boss had become. It made Conrad miss the daughter he'd wronged so long ago as he sipped his coffee once more.

"Of course, Sir. That will give me time to experiment with the silicone before I can run my tests for the prototype. This is a welcome distraction. I was beginning to feel burnt out on my previous experiments." Conrad shrugged.

"Wonderful. I know you won't disappoint us, Doctor. I shall return with Azrael in the morning." Knives nodded before leaving Conrad to his work.

***

When Knives and Azrael returned the next morning, Conrad was still hard at work.

"What is your progress, Doctor?" Knives asked as He reminded Azrael to be mindful of his surroundings, as not to collide with anything within the lab.

"Ah, Master Knives. You're just in time. I just finished with the silicone that can withstand 200 psi. I still want an average bite test from him. I may be able to adjust the longevity of the silicone, and we'll be able to recycle them, combine them together to make new ones. Silicone is surprisingly easy to make on this planet, since silicone is made from sillica particles in sand. We live on a planet covered in the stuff!" Conrad said triumphantly, pulling a lever for dramatic affect as a compression machine squished a rubbery piece of silicone. A little machine attached to it beeped, calculating the integrity of the small marble, and the he lifted the lever, to show the marble still intact. Conrad took the marble to a nearby sink, washing it thoroughly, before handing it to Azrael.

"Here, chew on this for me. Please do not swallow it." Conrad instructed. Azrael paused before taking the little marble from Conrad's hand, and popping it into his mouth. He munched on it, his eyes brightening a little at the bouncy resistance the marble gave.

"Should I try to rip it apart with my teeth?" Azrael asked as he chewed.

"Give it your best shot, kid." Conrad nodded, giving Azrael permission to destroy his prototype in the name of science. After a minute or two, Azrael spit the ball back into Conrad's gloved hand. Conrad gave the silicone ball study under the microscope, investigating the small tears made by Azrael's teeth.

"Was it hard to chew on, Azrael?" Conrad asked as he gazed into the microscope.

"Not really. It was like… chewing gum." Azrael explained. Conrad nodded, standing from the microscope.

"Okay. I figured Independants had a harder bite force than humans, but I didn't expect harder than 200 psi, damn. Good thing Silicone can go up to 1,500 psi when using the right formula." Conrad sighed. "My goal is to create a silicone that won't tear under his bite force, but is still easy to chew on." Conrad explained. He picked up a small device that had a rubber mouthpiece attached. After sterilizing the piece, he asked Azrael to place it in his mouth, and bite down as hard as he could. Conrad frowned at the results.

"Hm, 220. Yep, gotta make a stronger silicone. Alright, I should have the prototype ready by tomorrow morning." Conrad concluded, writing some notes. Knives and Azrael went about their day as normal.

***

"Okay, I think I've got it this time. Try this one." Conrad handed Azrael a small ball with little silicone bristles, sterilized of course. The middle was hollow for toothpaste to fit inside. Azrael chewed on the ball, purposefully trying to mangle it with his teeth. After a few minutes, he spit the ball out as before, and after a study by Conrad, the item was complete.

"Yeah, this new chewable toothbrush should last you two months, or about sixty teeth cleanings. I'll have more made, and ready to go within the week. They're easy to recycle, so I'll be able to make a sustainable stock of them." Conrad was nearly giddy at his success, "I recommend using this with supervision due to the potential choking hazard, but that's just a precaution." He noted to Knives, from one father to another.

"I'll be sure to do so. We can brush our teeth together, then." Knives nodded, internally excited to have a new style of cleaning for his son.

#trigun #vashtember #millions knives #azraeldtiys #knives millions

[wisteria-cherry]

remus with a grumpy slytherin partner who also gives the best hugs and will fight anyone who tries to insult him??? i love the grumpy x sunshine troupe 🥹🥹

omg honey i love this so much

sunshine x grumpy is my life

also is kind of angsty i hope you don’t mind

and kind of short🥲

tw for minor cursing

“i’ll hex them so hard it goes in their asshole and out their mouth!” you bark, trying to fight against remus’ grip on your wand arm as remus’ assailants backed away. you were persistent, but remus was strong. “let me go—“

“love, it’s not worth it.”

“remus—“

“breathe.”

very reluctantly, you relax, and remus’ grip loosened. the slytherins left. you wanted to fight them, hex them, jinx them, anything. you didn’t care if you were slytherin, too. you wanted them gone, gone go they would never talk to your remus again. you wished they’d stop. stop laughing at remus, stop laughing at his blood status, everything. the rest of the marauders were plenty obnoxious. james was insufferable, sirius was a womanizer, and peter just did whatever james did. any comments towards them, you didn’t mind. but remus— remus was different. remus was gentle, remus was sweet, remus was kind and happy and different. you hated it when people didn’t see it.

remus didn’t get picked on often. after all, obnoxious as the marauders were, they were popular. an icon for anyone who didn’t like the rules, who were all for a little bit of mischief. leaders of the student body. trendsetters, if you will. you knew that remus was a gentle soul, and, annoying as they may be, you were grateful that his friends were bold, bold enough to make it known that they wouldn’t tolerate anyone winding up their moony. your moony.

just your luck that your housemates would find you with him alone.

“let’s just go.” remus began walking, his grip steady.

“i’ll make them pay next time i see them.” you grumble. “gits.”

remus lead you out of the dungeons and through one of the many corridors. he soon found a bench and sat down, releasing your wrist as he did so. you reluctantly sat down next to him.

“hate ‘em.” you grumble, slouching against the wall behind you. remus leaned forward, his elbows resting on his knees.

“dove, those slytherins were just saying stupid things. it’s nothing to worry about.” remus looked at you, and your expression softened, somewhat.

“it’s not okay.” you narrow your eyes. “they were being racist assholes.”

“all they did was go about chanting ‘half blood’.” remus pointed out. “it’s true.”

“it’s not what they said, it’s the tone!” you exclaim frustratedly. “i don’t care if they’re from my house, they said it like it was derogatory— are you okay?” you stop in your tracks as you see remus duck his head, his hair hiding his expression. remus angled his head away from you.

“remus?” you asked, more gently. remus looked back up at you, and you finally got a good look at him. remus looked exhausted. bleary eyes, dark circles, slightly pale skin. his hair looked shaggy, despite remus usually doing his best to stay well-trimmed. even his hands were a little shaky.

“sorry.” remus apologized, straightening his posture, wiping his hands on his trousers. “i’m just… just tired, is all. a couple of slytherins are the least of my worries right now.”

“oh, remus…” your brow furrows worriedly. “remus, i’m sorry.” you wrap your arms around remus’ neck, pulling him into a hug. remus reciprocated, his arms looping around your middle, his forehead resting on your shoulder.

“it’s alright.” remus mumbled.

“do you want to talk about it?” you offer awkwardly. you weren’t fantastic at comforting. you were a fighter, not a lover. you’d rather duel whoever had made remus like this, teacher and student alike. but you knew that remus would rather have someone be with him.

“no.” remus exhaled, his tense shoulders slowly relaxing as he leaned into you. “just, ah, wanna stay like this.”

“i can do that.” and so you do, and you hug for a long time. you don’t complain once— in fact, you weren’t sure you could ever complain about giving remus a hug.

“alright.” remus said after a good, long while. he broke away, honey-colored eyes studying yours. “you alright?”

“i should be asking you.” you frown.

“you’re the one who’s worked up, darling.” remus pointed out, and you sigh.

“i just hate those stupid people is all.” your frown deepens.

“you’re cute when you pout.” remus gives you a smile, that small, beautiful smile that first caught your eye when you were passing him in a corridor and you nearly stopped breathing.

“i am not.”

“you are too.”

“whatever.”

“i love you.”

“… i love you too.”

#marauders drabble #marauders drabbles #harry potter marauders #the marauders map #marauders map #the marauders era #marauders era #the marauders #marauders #young remus lupin #remus lupin #remus x reader

[not-alien-girl-v]

MORE FRAT BOY KYLE FLUFF IM ACTUALLY OBSESSED WITH UR WRITING NEW FAV BLOG OMG

warning: language and aggressive vomit-inducing cuteness

note: thank u sm pookie

"Hey you," Kyle looks up from his phone after hours of scrolling through whatever random piece of media had occupied his brain today. It's 12 pm on a Saturday and Kyle had no plans other than to take his beautiful girlfriend out for dinner tonight, he was to pick her up at 6 o'clock at her house, so he's a bit surprised when she shows up unannounced, 6 hours early in his bedroom.

He's sitting at his desk chair and he previously had been playing a video game on his laptop but got distracted by his phone, something he does a lot, and he had died in the game long ago, so it wasn't like he was missing out on anything.

"Hi," she beams at him with the widest grin spread on her face. She prances toward him.

"What's got you in such a good mood? And here so early? I thought I was grabbing you at 6?" When she comes to stand behind him in the chair, he leans his head back, stretching his neck to come face to face with her. She leans her head down, placing a sweet kiss on his upside-down lips.

"Just missed you. Figured I got nothing better to do than hang with you today, so I might as well come early. Is that okay?" He doesn't miss the slight tinge of insecurity or unsureness in her last words, and he simply won't stand for her feeling any fraction of nervous in his presence.

"Of course it is, sweetie. I love spending time with you," he whispers to her as she's lingered her head next to his even after she parted from the kiss.

"Cool. Can I sit on your lap?" His heart skips a beat. He blinks in surprise, it's not like her to be so forward with her need for affection or anything like that.

"Come here," he reaches an arm out for her, placing it on the small of her back and leading her to the comfort of his lap. She squirms a bit, settling herself into him, with a content sigh.

She chuckles a little, "wow, you're warm." She leans back and snuggles her head into the crook of his neck.

He holds her firmly, enjoying the safety he feels when she's near. "And you're cold."

"That's because it's cold outside. Dead of fucking winter," she complains into his neck like a pouting child and a smile spreads on his face. He rubs her back softly.

"You walked here?"

"I got a ride," she presses her cheek to his, eager to feel his soothing touch.

"By who?" He leaves a short kiss on her neck.

Pulling back, she holds his face in both her hands, gazing into his adoring eyes, taking in his features. "My pimp. Are you totally jealous?" She sentences him to 3 kisses, one right after another, holding him in place. He hums into her open mouth.

"What's your pimp got to say about you havin' a boyfriend, huh?"

She holds his face back before he can lean in for another kiss. "I've been meaning to tell you, actually. He said you gotta start payin' up now. This whole cuddle session thing we got going on here? It ain't cheap."

"Ah, here I was thinking you liked me or something," he rubs her back some more, feeling her warm skin through the cloth of her shirt and drinking in the amorous look on her face when he focuses on her. And he wants to. He wants to look at her pretty face and stare at her forever, if she'd allow it. He'd assume she'd think him a creep, though. "Why'd you really come?"

He's no fool. She's only ever this affectionate, this in need of him when she's drunk. On top of that, she values her alone time. He tries not to take offense to it, but he knew she had a day to herself today, so it's unlike her to interrupt it with this event. This whole thing, the cuddling, the kisses, it's unlike her.

"What do you mean?"

"Darling. I'm not stupid. You're usually too quick to complain when I try and hold you like this. What's up? You can tell me," he doesn't let her hide her face back into his neck again, hoping she'll look him in the eye.

She sighs but still doesn't look straight at him. "Just had a tough morning."

"Is that all?" He asks, trying to determine if he sounds patronizing or compassionate, like he means to.

"I don't know. I just need you. Is that okay?"

"That's fine with me. You can come to me anytime you need me, you understand? You don't have to explain, you don't even need a reason why, okay? I love you," it's so easy to believe him when he speaks so dearly, with such a adoring look on his handsome face. She nods, and he nods back in confirmation. He sighs.

"I'm still cold, though. Anything you can do about that?" He smiles cutely at her again.

"Mhm," he taps the side of her leg, sending her a signal to stand up, and he follows, venturing over to his closet where he pulls out a plain black hoodie, and he turns back to her. "Arms up, baby." He doesn't miss the silly little giggle she lets out at being treated like this, and once he pulls the hoodie down over her body, he cups her face in both hands. "So cute. I'm gonna make you tea. Go lay down, sweetie."

"Don't tell me what to do," she spits back, but does what she's told, obediently, and settles herself comfortable in his cushy bed.

He's back in a few minutes, he must have microwaved the water rather than use a tea kettle. She's on his laptop, browsing through his open tabs, and for a split second, he wonders how she got into it, but then remembers he's set the password to her birthday, so it would have been easy for her to crack. "What you up to, babe?"

He sets the tea down on the nightstand next to her and walks around to the other side of the bed, taking a seat. "You've got some weird stuff on here, Ky."

He sighs. "You found the folder, didn't you."

"Yes, I found the folder. I thought I might have dreamt you telling me you have a folder full of my candids, but you told me the other night, when I was drunk right?" He nods in confirmation. "Right, and I bet you thought I was too drunk to remember it, but I'm smarter than that. I'm like a hacker, I hacked your password. It was easy, though. I mean, my birthday? That's like, basic shit."

He scoots in next to her, wrapping an arm around her and pulling her in tight. "Well excuse me for being a sap. I've got a big crush on you. I'm on some schoolboy type shit. I just wanna chase you around the playground and yank on your hair."

She turns into him, eager to feel his soft, warm skin against her hands, so she goes searching under the covers till she reaches the hem of his shirt, which she pushes up a few inches to rest her hand on his stomach. "You can pull my hair all you want, but don't chase me, I'm tired."

Resting her head on his chest, she wraps both arms around him tightly, hoping to restore her mental wellbeing in the comfort of his presence and embrace. But honestly, just him being here, so in love with her, is enough to satiate her need for him.

"You sure you don't want to talk about it?"

"There's nothing to say, really. I just missed you. But not in a normal way, I guess. I don't know. I don't have the words for this."

"You never do."

"What?"

"Words of affirmation. It's not your love language. Neither is physical touch, but every now and then, you can have your moments. But acts of service, you like that the most. 'S why I always give you a hoodie when you get cold, make you tea and cuddle you to warm you up. I know it's what makes you feel my love the most."

"Aww. Now I feel shitty, what's your love language? I don't know it."

"It's physical touch. Don't stress over it baby. I know you love me, you don't need to specialize in being all touchy for me to know that."

"How much do you love me?"

"What?"

"Like scale of 1 to 10. Be honest."

"I'm always honest to you," he mumbles, but she still heard. "11." He worries he's said the wrong number when she doesn't say anything for a good long while.

"Hey Kyle?"

"Hmm?"

"Marry me?"

He breaks his stare at the ceiling to look back at her, only to find her staring right back at him, eye to eye. "What?"

"Marry me." She says it as a statement now. She knows how whipped he is.

"Are you being silly right now or are you being for real?"

"For real."

He gazes into her eyes, trying to find a hint of sarcasm, but only finding equally returned love. "Yes, I'll marry you. Are you kidding me?"

"Nope. I'm tired though. Nap first, then marriage?" He bursts out laughing at her, like he always does, and he wouldn't have it any other way.

"Yeah, let's nap first, sweetie."

#ahs fanfic #american horror story #american horror story fanfiction #ahs fanfiction #ahs coven #ahs #kyle spencer fluff #kyle spencer x reader #kyle spencer fanfiction #frat boy kyle #kyle spencer #evan peters x you #evan peters x reader #evan peters fanfiction #evan peters #fanfiction #fanfic #fluff

[luverofralts]

Arkhelios Adventures

"Ah, finally. Arkhelios. It's smaller than I imagined."

A woman and her two teenage children surveyed the land critically. For all the talk about Arkhelios on the international stage, actually stepping foot in it was underwhelming. There were a few large estates, some factories and what could questionably be defined as a small strip mall. There was lodging available at least, until the trio could find whatever magical community was always being promoted.

"Alright, children. You know the plan. We'll check into the hotel tonight and start fresh in the morning."

"Yes, Mom," the two chimed in unison.

The trio walked silently into the doors of the hotel, eyeing their surroundings with suspicion.

"Adam! Adam, over here!"

Eero and Despina Darktide waved frantically at their cousin, as if there was any chance that Adam could miss the giant coven building they were standing in front of. After some tension at Theo's house, Adam Darktide promised to at least visit with his cousins at the Arkhelios coven where they lived. It wasn't as old or fancy as Pleasantview's, but it seemed okay to Adam. Smaller covens needed smaller spaces after all.

"We can hang out by the pool," Despina said. "It's pretty quiet back here. No one really comes out here at night."

"I do have to get back soon though," Adam insisted. "My mom will be pissed if I'm late again. The last thing I need is to be grounded."

"Yeah, she's always intense when our report cards get sent home," Eero complained. "One semester we had to clean up after everyone's familars until our spellwork improved. She's not even a part of the coven here, and she still found a way to get what she wants."

"No thanks," Despina laughed. "The only expectations we have are to pass our coursework and not follow down the path of 'dark magic". Whatever that means."

"You're not wrong," Adam laughed. "Try being her son. You two are the only thing she has left of her brother, but I'm her legacy apparently. I'm willing to trade if you are."

"Oh, I learned a dark magic trick," Adam exclaimed excitedly. "My boyfriend taught me it. He's working off the blood magic textbooks that were banned centuries ago. He knows a lot of magic that used to be forbidden."

Adam beamed with pride as he snapped his fingers and a brilliant flame appeared, confined to his hand. The twins watched enviously. There was something off about the flames that they couldn't quite put their finger on.

"It's hellfire," Adam explained. "Demons supposedly use it to disable their enemies. The flames are freezing cold, like a shard of the Void flickering in their hands. Feel it, I can't make it freeze, but you can at least touch it."

Eero boldly extended his hand, completely trusting his cousin. Truthfully, Adam probably wouldn't do the same in that position; there wasn't a certainty that the flames weren't just a trick. When Eero removed his hand completely uninjured, Despina shoved her hand in the flames too.

"That's so cool," she breathed. "They teach him this stuff in school? We never learn anything like this here."

"Well, they only teach Theo," Adam stammered. "The demon sovereign sponsored him so he learns all the dangerous stuff. I'm just supposed to be memorizing chemical properties and how to summon a wand I've already summoned. It's stupid."

"You summoned that dumb wand in the textbook?" Depina gasped. "You're not old enough! Even Wanda has only produced it for a few seconds! I want to go to your school, you at least learn something there."

"Maybe you could talk to your mom?" Eero asked. "She'd listen to you, wouldn't she? We could apply for a scholarship if she doesn't have the money or...or we could get jobs at the restaurant downtown. Please, please can you ask her?"

Adam shrugged helplessly.

"I can try. She really doesn't listen to me much either. Or my dad. Or my stepdad. Last week, she called the king of Crystal Cove a 'pompous asshole' to his face. There's no reasoning with her."

"Damn. Well, hey, we're having a mixer at the academy this weekend, if you want to come," Eero offered. "It's nowhere near as fancy as your Pleasantview parties, but maybe if she drops you off, your mom can see how useless this place really is. I mean, the classes suck, but we do have a lot of fun outside of class. You'd probably like some of our friends."

"Can I bring Theo? He loves parties."

And can save me from meeting a room full of strangers on my own.

"Yeah, sure. Bring whoever you want."

#eero darktide #despina darktide #theo bellamy #sim: theo bellamy #Malik Bellamy #Maliyah Bellamy #Amina Bellamy #adam darktide

[dialovers-translations]

DIABOLIK LOVERS LOST EDEN Imajin Webshop Tokuten Drama CD “Goldfish Paradise: The Disaster of the Magic Goldfish” Part 2

Original title: ゴールドフィッシュパラダイス★魔金魚の災い」後篇

Source: Diabolik Lovers LOST EDEN Imajin Webshop Tokuten Drama CD

Audio: Here

Seiyuu: Hirakawa Daisuke, Tatsuhisa Suzuki & Tomoaki Maeno

Translator’s note: I honestly felt so bad for Yuma throughout most of this CD. The poor guy was so serious and genuine about the competition, but he’s over there with barely any fish biting while the two guys just fucking around are getting one after the other. Sometimes it’d be like that in life though. The Magic Goldfish showing up was so random though, but tokuten CDs are known for being quite chaotic and unpredictable, so I can’t complain. 

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*Plop*

Laito: Aha~ Seems like the strawberry flavored ones are more effective than the lemon ones. They just keep on coming!

Kino: Honestly, fishing is proving to be quite the effective strategy to vent off any pent-up stress. 

Laito: Kino-kun! How many do you have so far? 

Kino: Good question. I haven’t been counting, but I’m pretty sure I’ve got at least more than twenty right now. At this rate, I’ll easily win this thing. …So, how many has Mr. Big Talk caught so far~? 

Yuma: Only…three. 

Laito: Eeh~? I can’t believe you’ve only caught three when a whole thirty minutes has passed already~ 

Yuma: Shut up! …Fuck! At this rate, these fuckers will run away with my prize money! I have to avoid that at all costs…!!

Laito: You say that, but I can’t picture you walking around with any sweets on you, so what will you use as bait? 

Yuma: Actually…I do have somethin’ sweet on me…

Laito: Eh? Really? 

*Rustle* 

Yuma: This thing from the packed lunch Ruki made me take with meー It’s sweet, isn’t it? 

Kino: Eh? What’s that? Could it be…warabi mochi? (1) 

Laito: Pfftー! Geez, Yuma~ I can’t believe you’ve got warabi mochi in your packed lunch. Talk about lame!

Yuma: S-Shut up! Ruki’s been really into traditional Japanese cuisine as of late, includin’ sweets and such as well…It’s not like I’m the one who asked him to put that shit in there!

Kino: I don’t really care about the backstory but…I doubt any fish will want a bite of that. Well, I’ll watch closely as all of your hopes shatter into a million pieces, so go ahead and use it. 

Yuma: Fuck off! Run yer mouth all ya want!

*Plop* 

Laito: Nfu~ You’re not getting a bite at all. 

Kino: I don’t even see any ripples in the water. I guess these fish aren’t particularly fond of sweets. 

Yuma: Why…!? Come on, can’t some random-ass miracle happen to me as well!? 

Laito: I can’t believe he’s trying to threaten these goldfish…Fufu, how embarrassing. 

Kino: Haha! This is painful to watch. Honestly, I feel for the guy. 

*Ding ding ding* 

Kino: Woah there, seems like now isn’t the time to be distracted by some guy trying to pray to the God of all Goldfish. I suppose it’s time for the final spurt to victory!

Laito: I shall do that too~ Actually, fishing is surprisingly easy, don’t you think? 

Yuma: Ya bastards…Ya really think ya can just say whatever ya want, huh? Hah! Just watch me! The true battle starts now!

*Rustle rustle* 

Laito: Oh~? What are you going to use as bait next? A rice cake filled with red bean paste, perhaps? 

Yuma: Hell nah! I’m bringin’ out the big guns this time! Imma throw in Sugar-chan! This one’s special, straight from the Demon World as well so it should be super effective! 

*Plop*

Yuma: Oh come on…Why won’t any of these fuckers bite!? 

Laito: You know…Maybe it doesn’t work on regular animals because it’s a product from the Demon World? 

Kino: I mean…using a sugar cube as bait is just bad taste, don’t you think? 

Yuma: Why didn’t ya stop me then if ya knew that!? I totally wasted it now!!

Kino: Ahー Sorry, my bad. I didn’t think you were that stupid, you wouldn’t even be able to figure out such an obvious thing. 

Yuma: Fuck…My Sugar-chan…

*Bubble bubble bubble* 

Laito: Huh? I think I saw a shadow in the water just now? 

*Bubble bubble bubble*

Kino: I think you’re right. But…It didn’t look tiny like a goldfish…

*SPLASH*

Yuma: O-Oi…What was that huge, black fin just now…? It was two meters long, at least.

Laito: I don’t know but…Since this place is called ‘Goldfish Paradise’, it must be a goldfish as well, right…? 

Kino: Haah!? No way there’s a goldfish so ridiculously big! It has to be a mistake of some sort.

*Creaak* 

Laito: Hey! Something’s tugging strongly onto Yuma’s rod! Could it be that he has that monstrous Goldfish from earlier on the hook!? 

Kino: I’m pretty sure he does. Since it went for the sugar cube from the Demon World…Perhaps it’s a goldfish native to that world as well? 

Yuma: Haah!? And what is that monster doin’ inside this run-down-the-mill fishin’ pond!? Ugh…

Laito: Don’t tell me…Could this place be connected to the Demon World somehow? …Anyway, now that you’ve got it on the hook, you better do something about it!

Yuma tries to reel in the goldfish. 

Yuma: That’s…easier than said…It’s seriously strong…I’m pretty sure I’ll end up in the water with it if I dare loosen my grip for even a split second…!

Kino: Hah…? I mean, can’t you hurry up and either reel it in or let it pull you in instead. That’ll fix the problem, right?

Yuma: Ugh…What do you mean…let it pull me in…!? We’re talkin’ ‘bout a freakin’ monster over here!

Laito: I doubt one sugar cube is enough to satisfy something of such a size! But if it gobbles you up whole, it might just still its hunger for now!

Yuma: Fuck off…! But seriously, it’s no joke how strong this thing is! Damnit…Oi! Help me out!!

Kino: Haah…?

Yuma: I can’t do this on my own, but if we combine our forces, we might just be able to reel it in! Now quit yappin’ and grab hold of my fishin’ rod! 

Laito: Eeh!? Ah, god, guess I have no other choice!

Kino: And why exactly should I get close to this sweaty, smelly guy? I can’t believe this. 

*Rustle* 

Yuma: ‘Kay, don’t let go now, got it? We’ll pull at the count of three! Three, two…one!!

They start pulling the fish in. 

Laito, Yuma & Kino: Ughーー!

*Creaaak* 

Yuma: We’ve almost got him! Give it everythin’ you’ve got, fuckers! Aaaahーーー!

*SPLASH*

*Boing* 

Yuma: Uwah…What’s this enormous, disgustin’ thing? I guess it’s a creature from the Demon World after all…? 

Laito: I think it’s about as big as our entire manor? Also…Its stench is out of this world… (hurls) 

Kino: I believe this could be a…a Magic Goldfish like the ones at Rotigenberg. 

Yuma: Ya know ‘bout these!?

Kino: They’re infamous in the Demon World for causing disaster. Never heard of them? You’ll often see them at goldfish scooping games at festivals and such. …The only downside to them is that they have a huge appetite, causing them to quickly grow incredibly large. 

Laito: Heeh…Well, if they only grow large without much more, I guess we can just let it do its thing? 

Yuma: Yeah.

Kino: Ah, right. I forgot to mention but…Its favorite food is humans. 

Yuma: Ah…? …Which means… ーー !! This is bad…!!

The fish starts cracking its teeth. 

Laito: Uwah…This guy is ready to chow down…What are we going to do about this? 

The people in the shop start freaking out.

Yuma: Oi! Doesn’t it have a weakness or somethin’...!? 

Kino: Let me think…It’s highly resistant to fire and hitting it from the outside won’t have much effect either.

Yuma: Which means we gotta hit from the inside, huh? …Oi, Mr. Fedora! Go and get yerself swallowed by it!

Laito: Eh!? Why me!? No way! Besides, I’m not a human, so it won’t eat me, will it? 

Kino: Then why not randomly pick one of those humans running around over there to feed it? 

Yuma: You can’t do that! The competition will get canceled! 

Laito: Eh!? You still haven’t given up on taking that prize money home!? 

Yuma: ‘Course not! Not only the prize money either, but the 10 kg of salt given as a bonus prize will be mine as well!

Kino: Ah. …That’s it!

Laito: Eh? 

Kino: I’m pretty sure…salt is the Magic Goldfish’ greatest enemy…? I’ve heard that if you sprinkle it on top, it’ll shrink down just like a sea slug does. 

Laito: Then we can just use the salt over there, right? Well then, Yuma…You’re our man when it comes to physical work!

Yuma: …No.

Laito: Eh? 

Yuma: I refuse to give up the prize! That salt is mine!!

*Wriggle wriggle* 

*Thud thud* 

Laito: Uwah! Could it be…Is it reacting to the word ‘salt’...!? 

*THUD* 

Yuma: Uwah! Hey! Don’t run away towards the prize money! …Ah, fine!! I really want that salt but I guess I’ve got no other choice, I’ll do it!!

Yuma runs up to the salt. 

Yuma: Aaaaah…!!

*Rustle* 

Yuma: Take this…!!

Yuma sprinkles the salt on top of the giant goldfish. 

*Woosh* 

Laito: Wow! Amazing! It shrunk in the blink of an eye!

Kino: Haah…My amazing memory saved lives this time. 

Yuma: But the competition is completely ruined…With everythin’ thrown ‘round, we can’t even tell who caught how many goldfish…Ahー …Which means, just fuck it, right? 

Laito: Eh? What do you mean? 

Yuma: I’ll be claimin’ the prize money in return for takin’ care of the Magic Goldfish. See ya!

Yuma runs off. 

Kino: Hah!? Excuse me!? How am I supposed to pay for my microtransactions then!? 

Kino chases after him. 

*Wriggle wriggle* 

Laito: Ahー Oh well, I guess this helped me kill some time. Besides, it could be quite interesting to take this Magic Goldfish home and let it free in the bathtub. …Nfu~ With that settled, I better head home right away!

ーー THE END ーー

#diabolik lovers #dialovers #laito sakamaki #yuma mukami #kino #diabolik lovers translation #diabolik lovers drama cd #drama cd

[thewritingautisticat]

Saw the Tags

RANT TO ME

I need something to read pls

Hahaha you asked for it okay 🤣

Okay so my favorite little guy is my boi Peg, he's a very smol bean and is around 12 when he first shows up. He was born with some physical disfigurement, particularly some malformation of the face and a hunched back, as well as one leg that wasn't formed properly. That leg eventually gets amputated and he walks with a pegleg (hence the name Peg)

His parents abandoned him when he was an infant due to the disfigurement and he was sold into a Freak Show, where he lived for most of his childhood. It was extremely abusive and left him traumatized and with a lot of scars. Someone eventually helped him escape, and he got taken to a tavern cuz no one really knew what to do with him, so he's spent the last couple years basically working as an errand boy and bartender there. At 10-12 years old. But this is is like mild fantasy/olden days so no one really cares about keeping a child away from alcohol. It's not like a super great environment, but it's way better than the Freak Show and all the thugs and people there kinda just think of him as their little mascot or whatever so it's not too bad.

Anyway Peg is the purest bean, the sweetest little guy, never complains, works hard, is a literal beam of sunshine. Like literally I just wanna cry about him all the time. He's babey. And all he really wants is to be cared about. The tavern people do feel affectionate towards him but are just really rough and not super kind about it. He needs someone to love and take care of him.

Enter Caldren, my other favorite OC (okay I have a lot of favorites but these are pretty much the top two). Caldren. Sigh. I love him. I adore him. He's also incredibly stupid and stubborn. He's here because he's on a Revenge Quest™ to kill the guy who killed his parents (ah yes, cliche backstory my beloved). He's already committed arson and sort of accidentally abandoned his childhood-best-friend-who-has-a-crush-on-him-except-he's-not-aware-because-he's-stupid in his one-track obsession with revenge. He's convinced that once he kills this guy everything will be fine and he can fix all the problems he's already caused, except he just. Keeps. Making. Things. Worse. This boy. He's fifteen and his brain is not fully developed yet, which is the only excuse I have for him sometimes.

Anyway, he shows up at this tavern to try to get some training in how to commit murder, sees this Freak and literal child, and immediately decides that Peg is his brother now. He literally knows him for less than a day and is already pulling knives on people who dare be mean to him. And Caldren has SOOOO many issues, but the one thing he's got is he will literally do anything for the people he loves.

So Peg finally gets all the love and affection he needs and deserves. Caldren is so soft with him and slowly helps him to work through his trauma and fears. Caldren is so funny because he can go from Intense Murder Mode to the sweetest, cuddliest big bro in the blink of an eye. They're the actual epitome of "I'd kill for you" and "Please don't". Caldren is tall and brooding and dark and angsty, and Peg is so smol and sunshiney, and they're just so cute.

THEY'RE JUST THE BEST BROTHERS AND FOUND FAMILY EVER AND I LOVE THEM. I WANT TO SCREAM AND CRY ABOUT THEM ON A REGULAR BASIS.

😭😭😭😭😭

#THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE CHANCE TO RANT #i would say I'm normal about them but it's so absolutely not true #THEY ARE MY CHILDREN #MY BABIES #MY BLORBOS #i have art of them somewhere deep on my blog but i should post more #thank you for the ask! #😁😁☺️☺️😁😁 #writing #writers on tumblr #my oc stuff #peg #caldren #peg and cal #writeblr #asks answered

[fanmoose12]

Help pleaase help where are you I'm losing it here I need a very fluffy levihan actor au now please I'm worrying about my mental health or what's left of it

inspired by this adorable art!!

"Is this-" Levi huffs, as he tries to evade Hange. Fully unsuccessfully, "-really necessary?"

"Yep!" Hange grins and pops open the cap of a marker.

"You'll ruin this thing, though," Levi warns, in another futile attempt of discouraging Hange from her crazy idea. "Costume designers won't be happy about it."

"Oh, they can yap all they want. I won't be there to listen to them anyway."

"But I will," Levi complains.

Only for Hange to wave his complaint off. "I'm sure you'll manage just fine. They all adore you."

"They don't adore me. They just don't hate me like they do you, because unlike you I don't steal or destroy nearly every item of-"

"Levi." Hange says, voice gaining steel a bit. "Shut up and let me do it."

"But why?"

"Because I think it'll be funny. Think of it as my last dying wish."

"Dying wish?" Levi snorts. "It's your character, who is dying, not you, Hange."

"Well, after ten years of playing them... it almost feels like we're the same person."

"Go to your therapist and sort it out then," he grumbles. "Why I must be the one to suffer?"

"Leeeevi," Hange whines, dragging the vowels of his name and making that stupid expression of hers. The one with pouty lips and puppy eyes. The one he never knew how to resist.

Damn her.

"Fine," Levi surrenders, plopping down on a chair so Hange would be comfortable to... do whatever it is that she's intending to. "But don't draw some crude shit."

"Crude shit is your expertise, my dear," Hange croons, as she hovers over him, with marker in her hand.

Levi accepts his fate and sets back a little, relaxing in a chair. All in all, if he ignores the risks of costume designers getting mad with him, it's not the worse of fates. Hange's hand on his shoulder is warm and gentle, the slight tickling sensation that marker creates on his skin is surprisingly pleasant too, and the sight of Hange - so comically concentrated that she's even slightly bitting her lower lip - is so endearing that Levi feels warmth spread through his chest.

"It's a shame they took off the bandages from your mouth," Hange complains as she finishes her work. She stands up straight, admiring it for a bit, before continuing, "I would love to draw something there too."

Levi tsks and turns to the mirror. What Hange has drawn is a line, slightly curved one. As though the eye of his character is closed in content.

"The smile would fit perfectly in there," Hange murmurs, her eyes meeting his in a reflection.

Levi turns to face them properly, and- gives him a real smile.

"Will that do?" he asks, his smile widening when Hange presses her lips to it.

"That is even better," she says, eyes crinkling as smiles at him in return.

Hange moves then, as though she means to let go of him. Levi doesn't let her, wraps an arm around her waist, and keeps her there, hiding his face in her chest.

"You'll still visit me, right?"

Hange caresses his hair for a bit, before leaving a kiss on the crown of his head. "Don't know. Will they even let me get on set?"

"If they won't," Levi mutters, his voice turning much coarser, the hand on her waist - firmer, more possesive, "I'll quit."

"You'll quit?" Hange laughs, surprised and fond at the same time. "Just for measly me?"

"Just for you," Levi agrees, pinching Hange in a side a bit for the 'measly' part. "Or otherwise I'll go crazy. That dick Zeke is scheduled to shoot some scenes with me next week, and if you won't be there..."

"Ah, you need a mediator in your never-ending conflicts?"

"And someone to hide the body in case the conflict goes a bit too far."

"Let's hope it doesn't get that far," Hange chuckles. "And, Levi?"

"Yeah?"

"Action star or not, I'm expecting you to be home by six. I'm making dinner for us tonight."

"Oh? Something delicious?"

"You bet your ass it is. So you better not come late."

"I won't," Levi promises.

"Great!" Hange beams, leaning to kiss him once again. "I'll see you in evening then?"

"Yeah, I'll see you, Hange."

#hope it does make you feel better :(( #levihan

[emotionalvulcan]

yayyy vent time and by vent time I mean complaining-about-ib-econ-and-my-unfortunate- and-horribly-catastrophic-choice-in-picking-that-class time

so was it the worst choice I've ever made in my life?...

most likely

number 1 factor in my annoying period of extra depression² ?...

mhm yes

do I have an exam tomorrow that I am not at all equipped to do?...

absolutely

is there blood rushing in my ears with no signs of stopping?...

seems like it

are my nails and surrounding skin destroyed?...

of course, you best believe it

am I also procrastinating writing this stupid paper II mock exam that is like ¼ complete?...

unfortunately yes (pls end me, what a horrible fate awaits me)

should I have listened when the smartest person I know told me to switch out of this class?...

yes I really fucking should have they were right like always fuck

this isn't even accounting for the other horrifying stress that are in store for me

yes most of the suffering ends friday but that also means that I have until friday to not get fucked.... now lets see what awaits me

ah yes just your usual 1,000 words part ⅔ of my extended essay of which my diploma depnds on and then oh wow would you look at that... another like 1,000 word econ essay which... no way... my diploma also depends on... not to mention my usual list of homework

and now for an even sooner due date of lovely good old wednesday of which i have to finish 10 whole pages of a review packet for apush

opps and what's this... I have to go work at the library for some stupid 100 community hours that... wait... what's that?... my diploma also depends on? who would've guessed... this is literally so stupid what

I hate the public school sy- nono I hate the school system in general

especially ib

like I'm so sorry I have a life and am too stupid in math and don't understand a bunch of graphs

I do not care for your stupid knowledge

what I want to learn I will do so on my own and enjoy my time exponentially more than I ever would by sitting in your horrid prisons of paper and concrete

its funny too because I remember complaining to my mother about ib and telling her that I wanted to and that I could switch academies

then she offered

and wanting to be all strong and brave and whatever other bullshit I was feeling at the time

I chose to stay in it thinking i could do this alone

well would ya look at that losers

guess who's the one losing out in the end

the one time I didn't follow through with my cowardly coping mechanisms of running away from my problems

and what do I get for it?

tears in my face?

ridiculous

well actually the 2 times (not running from ib and not running from ib econ)

only need 3 more for it to be part of one of those fics "the 5 times blank did this and the one time blank did it back"

funny how it'll be over so soon but it sure doesn't feel like it

funny how it all feels so right and yet so wrong at all the same times and sometimes they just take turns

how I can be happy for such few days on the weekends when I get some breaks and then the weeks feel like nonstop punches to the gut

beyond elated for thanksgiving break since they give us a whole week off this year

only thing is...

that's next week

so it's almost like I have to get shot in the face before i can properly rest for a short while

watch me write more in this short time span than I ever will for my stupid paper II or aa2

also wtf I just spent like the last 30mins writing this I'm going to fail my exam tomorrow because I still have to finish the mock exam and then study

#hate everything #ib life #fuck ib econ #i do not understand why this class is just not in a language i understand #almost as if it repels me #hoping college is easier or else we're sending it

[purplerose244]

My thoughts on the rest of Crystalized!!!

So... I'm obviously extremely late to the party 😅

I kinda fell out of the fandom and the show, which is a bit sad since I've been a long time fan since the Masters of Spinjitzu era, but I do wanna finish it. Especially since more stuff is coming this way as well between Dragon Rising and that new LEGO Dreamzzz! BACK TO THE LEGO RABBIT HOLE I GO! 😵‍💫😵‍💫

I watched the season until episode 12 so they way I left it was Lloyd being kidnapped (AGAIN), the guys are criminals, there's an evil organization made of the villains of Ninjago and Harumi is back. So, troubles

Now, I think I got a couple of spoilers, although I'm not 100% sure. I know everything is well at the end because of course it is, I know Garmadon comes back which I really wanna see, the Overlord is back because of course it's the flipping last season after all and I think Haruki gets... redemption? 🤨

I thought her dying the way her parents did because of her own actions was enough but eh, what do I know 😅😅 Not a fan of this but who knows, maybe it's gonna be good!

Don't think people care about these thoughts, but I like putting them down so eh 🙃

I'm back to Ninjago!! 😍

NOTES

I might be a little salty in these, there are things I like about this last season but others I think are annoying. I feel like it's inevitable given how long Ninjago went on and in general it's going good. Still, this is me half happy half complaining 🙃 Of course these are only my opinions

That being said THE WEEKEND WHIP REMIXES ARE THE BEST THING EVER AND THIS ONE IS NO EXCEPTION

Okay I'm pointing out a lot of little things but those are just from my pov. And perhaps people that started to watch from the new seasons of Ninjago will not see these issues I instead have, so I understand how it might be only me

I WILL SCREAM ABOUT STUFF I DON'T LIKE HERE NONETHELESS

Also I don't like Lloyd x Harumi, so there's gonna be salt about that. Sorry 😅

I've liked the episodes going for the finale better than the ones at the beginning so there's that!

A SINISTER SHADOW

THE FLIPPING SPIDER SONG AAAAHHH

I do know your story Harumi I've been watching Ninjago for more than 10 years nothing will surprise me over how- AH YOU SURVIVED WTF

Overlord I'm guessing?

YOU DID NOT CALL GARMADON A POOR CHAMPION YOU FOOL

Wait the Overlord can just... resurrect people? That sounds weird for the Lord of Darkness, but okay

Wait so she learned nothing? I thought the whole point of the end of Hunted was that she saw that even with the best intentions people get hurt, and despite her wanting the best she almost caused a family to go through what she did... GUESS NOT

AAAHHH CALLED IT hi Overlord

Ah, she knows he's a ticking bomb, at least she's not stupid and doesn't accept the deal

Never mind, dang it Harumi

I see what the vengestone was for, and where it came from of course. Shintaro is always a delight to see though

"Do you think I'm unprepared for the ninja?" Dude you were barely a challenge, I feel like they were too prepared for what they encountered 🤣

I like the "of course", like she didn't trust that king for a second 😂😂

Now the weapons are important again? I'm a bit confused but I guess it makes sense to use them before the end, although I feel like they lost a bit of the hype they had at the very beginning (they don't even shine all pretty anymore 😢😢)

WHOOPS LLOYD STILL GOT A CRUSH I DO NOT LIKE THIS AT ALL

Wait Lloyd looked for her??? Whoa

GIRL YOU LEFT YOU CAN'T BE MAD AT HIM FOR NOT LOOKING HARD ENOUGH YOU'RE JUST BEING DIFFICULT

LLOYD YOU DESERVE NOTHING OF WHAT SHE DID TO YOU THIS IS NOT OKAY

Okay I don't like the ship but I feel like it will happen... whatever 🙄

This also bothers me, the newest seasons showed that somehow the moment the guys lose their powers they are done. THAT'S NOT IT. Give me struggles, give me some normal fighting! They are ninja aside from elemental masters!!

So I wouldn't say I'm salty about this, but Lloyd's been kidnapped a whole lot and it's kinda old at this point 😅 He's the Green Ninja yet somehow this is how it ends, but oh well, he does always escape

Kinda the meme anyway

Harumi, Lloyd might be gullible, but he's not disillusioned like you. This will bite you eventuallt and I can't wait for that

THE SPIDERS DESIGN

Ooookay, the spider is Harumi's symbol, is this about the actual plan of the Overlord?

NOT THE MECHA SPIDER I STILL GOT NIGHTMARES OF THAT THING GETTING OUT OF ZANE'S CHEST 😱😱

Stop destroying the bounty please 😭

YOU STOPPED THE MAILMAN NOOO I WANTED TO SEE NINJAGO'S RULER! 😢

Daaaaamn, Wu is piiiiiiissed

Imagine being this cocky threatening the guy that is straight up the son of the god that made Ninjago itself. Had it not been for the laws of this land, Wu would've slaughtered you

Also despite being against what the ninja are doing he still protects them, that's our sensei!

BEST GIRLS REUNITED

Ah

For a moment I thought engineer Jay had returned and was getting excited, but he's just into trains. Super cute still but... I miss my favourite engineer 😢

I'm guessing that will be helpful later

Lloyd is still so sweet with her, she really doesn't deserve any of it

Weak? Remind me Harumi, who lost control of a powerful warlord and died by the consequences of her own actions? I'll tell you, it is not the guy who DESERVES BETTER THAN YOU

YOU WERE LITERALLY THE VILLAIN AND YOU DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN POOR CHOICES HARUMI

STOP ACCUSING OTHERS AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITIES

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Ah, she does not want innocents to get hurt... could've fooled me 🙄

This is the oni part, I think Lloyd will go through that... which also confuses me. Like. Why always Lloyd? Can't it be Wu? Wu's oni side should be stronger...

Also after Mystake we know not all onis are bad so we went through it already... but I guess we forgot about her

NOT ME THOUGH 😭😭😭

... Harumi... please tell me you're not planning to kill the ninja again

You tried already. Several times. IT. DOES. NOT. STICK. You think you're hot [redacted] and can kill them just like that but you just can't. And you'll see how flipping idiotic you're being

AAHH HATE SPIDERS

Yep, that tram is useful, called it

NOT THE LEGO TEARS PLEASE I'M WEAK TO THAT but also we literally went through this at the end of Sons of Garmadon. In way larger scale and more dramatic scale. This bothers a bit me, it's basically a redo with spider thingies. It's not as thrilling

Of course they're not dead

Harumi your plan is so flawed and you're too arrogant to see it

ONI POWER ONI POWER ONI POWER

Again, we saw that oni can be good, so this feels a bit weak as an effort to turn Lloyd bad. You think this is the first time he fought against darkness?

Idk I feel a bit disappointed by some stuff, but the new season don't take Hunted into account so I guess that's fair

THE FALL OF THE MONASTERY

Of course, cause that thing just can't help but be destroyed at some point, luck as good as the bounty's 😅

But seriously, we saw Harumi trying to break Lloyd by killing her friends. Even when he thought they were gone he didn't give up. I just don't understand why doing it again just for the kicks, it feels lazy

Gotta say, buried underground is scary

Cole's been deeper indeed, any mention of the amazing Cole season is welcomed 😍

Okay but seeing both Nya and Pixal in samurai costumes is so good, look at them looking awesome 🤩🤩

EEEE WE GOT VISITORS

LOL Wuser is still pretty good

FIGHTING SCENES FIGHTING SCENES FIGHTING SCENES LOOK AT THEN GO

The latest seasons lost a bit in some stuff but they gain so much through the fighting sequences, I have to admit they are probably better than the earlier season. So fluid and good 🥰🥰

SKYLOR SKYLOR SKYLOR

COME ON WU SHOW US ONCE AND FOR ALL WHY YOU'RE THE MASTER

Please I lost faith in you lately please restore it aaaaand you're going down. Great. I'm not saying you had them but... dang it

SHMOL PIXAL BOTS

I REPEAT

SHMOL PIXAL BOTS

MINIPIX MINIPIX MINIPIX 💜💜💜

"You didn't think I build everything on my own." "Actually, until now... yes." This is so fair, Pixal is so great it made perfect sense. She became such a pillar for the team we can't do without 😍

Preventing never works on Ninjago, it never worked once

WHY THE STUPID SPIDER THINGIES

NO

NO ABSOLUTELY NOT YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT A GIRL THAT WAS A PRINCESS CAN MAKE BETTER ROBOTS THAN THE ROBOT DAUGHTER OF THE GUY THAT MADE ALL TECHNOLOGY IN NINJAGO

THIS IS MAKES NO SENSE AAAAAAAA-

Pff, okay, the fact the the Nunchaku of Lightning don't work without lighting made me laugh 😂

MiniPix to the rescue!

Okay how did a robot not identify a corpse? She got sensors and stuff!

... I feel like we're playing too much on the "oh no they're dead!" troupe over here. Like, idk, it feels silly after the majestic angst of Seabound to throw it in just because

YEP THERE SHE IS

Rescue mission for the ninja? NYA MISSION AS SAMURAI X AGAIN 😍

I got complains on this one but honestly it's not even that bad. A bit lazy in my opinion, but I enjoyed the fight and wanna see Samurai X back 🤩

DARKNESS WITHIN

I'm guessing this is about either Lloyd or the Overlord...

Okay you literally trapped him in three different ways so far, are you into this stuff or you like seeing him get free every time Harumi? YOU CONFUSE ME 😵‍💫

I miss the dragons guarding the weapons, they wouldn't have let that happen 😢

Sure sure, I believe you Harumi over how Lloyd's friends are dead, because somehow you're so convinced you killed all these people with a plan you worked on in, what, couple of years? You didn't make it with the plan of a revenge starting since you were little, how is this better?

I gotta stop complaining about Harumi's motivations, I love her as a villain but her comeback is so weird for me honestly

YOU DID THIS SPEECH BEFORE DANG IT THIS IS SOG ALL OVER AGAIN 😡😡

STOP USING THE SAME STUFF 😡

Ah, back at my boys thank goodness

This is giving me claustrophobia and I don't even have it 😅

JAY MOMENT

Okay that little oh no we're gonna die moment kinda got to me a little more (I love my boys so much), but again I feel like they're overusing it

NYA I LOVE YOU 🩶🩶🩶

Is the new old base the old samurai x cave? Should still be there right?

CALLED IT!!! CALLED IT!!!

I DO LOVE A GOOD THROW BACK!!!

PIXAAAAAANE!!! 💜🤍💜🤍

KAILOOOOOOR!!! ❤️🧡❤️🧡 Still don't know if they're gonna have a moment? Seems pretty scarse so far...

MINIPIX7 💕💕

Again with Harumi's delusions. Also she should really stop summoning stuff 😅

Okay, gotta admit, seeing the Overlord once again does give me the shivers 🤩 I wish we had more focus on that, but maybe from now on we'll see more stuff!

THE OVERLORD IS BACK AFTER MORE THAN TEN SEASONS BABY

THE COMING OF THE KING

Is the king the Overlord? I'm guessing?

I don't believe it either Lloyd, it's been so flipping long since this guy was here 😂

How is defeating him every time failing? Does the victory count only when he's completely dead? Idk, also they didn't really explain how he returned

NEED MORE FOCUS PEOPLE THIS IS THE OVERLORD DANG IT

I don't think I like this form though 😅 The Overlord is notorious for not having a face or a mouth, this kinda ruins my image of him. The Golden Master was superior, even the very first one was better, menacing

Cute purple outfits 😂😂 Lloyd really was raised by the sassy ninja

Harumi got no golden weapon? Bummer 😈

... why is this rock fortress reminding me of something? Is it Chima? I can't place it, but it is pretty cool

Why are people asking Lloyd to change side? Like, do they think he's gonna change his mind if asked enough times?

SECRET CHOICE NUMBER THREE

HOW WAS IT THAT EASY???? SERIOUSLY OVERLORD PUT SOME EFFORT

Eeehhhyyyy The Quiet One is back!

I really don't understand Harumi, I don't want to inderstand her. Is this her redemption arc? I just don't... see what changed, exactly

At least Skylor took her time to redemption and you could understand being connected to a father that was a criminal, Harumi is showing stuff in, like, three episodes. Which is one and a half old episode length

Still don't see the new Overlord as menacing. Mmmmm 😠

"Last time I checked, ninja can't fly!" You did not check very well, they flew until perfectly well until season 8 😂

... wait wasn't this place filled with vengestone? How is energy working now?

WHATEVER LLOYD IS FINALLY SHOWING WHAT HE'S CAPABLE OF AND I'M HAPPY GO HONEY SHOW THEM THE FLIPPING GREEN NINJA!!! 💚💚💚

Why using the shuriken when you got an actual gun 😂😂😂

OMG WAS THAT A CALLBACK FROM THE FLIPPING PILOTS?? How you shouldn't make the golden weapons collide as they generate an explosion? If it's true then THANK YOU I LOVE IT FINALLY 🤩🤩

Eeeehhhhh Harumi knows 👌👌

Huh, I guess she really does want to reason with him... STILL WEIRD

He actually survived several times falling from way higher... but silly me remembering times the ninja were stronger 😓

What. That's it?

I WANTED A DRAGON OR A POWER DANG IT YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE NOT GOING TO SURVIVE AT LEAST TRY TO SOFTEN THE FALL WITH SOMETHING

That was so anticlimatic...

LOL this season is all about doing all the crime possible 😂😂

I do love that they kept this "if one of us is in danger we're ready for anything" mentality of them. Still a family.

Despite my complains I can still see why I fell in love with this show 💜

RETURN TO PRIMEVAL'S EYE

Memories of an amazing season, I think Songs of Garmadon shock the heck out of all of us. What a season 😍

I'm starting to realizing this is the last season 😭 I know there is that Dragon Rising thing, and yes everything with dragons in it makes it awesome, but it feels like another era is ending like whem March of the Oni came out

LOL I haven't watched Ninjago in a while yet I still get emotional, it really is one of the shows I'm closest to 💕💕

CRIME TIME

They're not working at Borg Tower anymore I'm dying 😂😂😂 That place gives major PTSD to whoever goes there

Eeeyyyy golden ninja suits!

LOL whenever they try to do actual ninja work they always get discovered, it's kind of beautiful in a way 😗

Awwww Wu finally decided to say freak the law I'm a martial art master!!!

It's like old times! One master, four ninja and a samurai!! Awesome!!!

Harumi being all flirty is kinda really weird, I really can't trust her YEP THERE IT IS DANG IT LLOYD FOCUS

Ah, the old quicksand gag

Pfff okay Lloyd being very done with her feels very very good 😂😂

Lloyd will loose cause he's gullible, but Harumi will loose because she's arrogant. I kinda wanna see her surprised to see the ninja since she seemed so convinced they were dead 😂

Lloyd should really drop that girl off

WHERE ARE THE NINJA PLEASE

YES YES YES!!! SUCK IT HARUMI!!! YOU KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! YOU CAN'T KILL ANYONE IN A WAY THAT MATTERS!!! SEATHE WITH ANGER!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

(Ahem. Sorry)

These minions really are not the smartest of the bunch. And they were main villains in the last seasons 😅

Why are you smiling Harumi, half of your plan didn't even work 😂 It's sad really, she feels like a spoiled brat to me now... AND LLOYD STOP TRYING TO SAVE HER DANG IT SHE'S GONE

I DON'T WANT HER REDEMPTION I WANT HER BACK INTO THE DEPARTED REALM

... wait, if she is redeemed, will the Overlord bring her back into the Departed Realm since he brought her to life?

... BE REDEEMED HARUMI 😃

CRYSTASTROPHE

Okay, I got a visual, I'm guessing full on Ninjago filled with crystals, if not only the army of the Overlord

For what purpose though?

Aaahhh, Harumi is in troubleeeee 😏

Finally the actual Ovelord doing some stuff! Step back Harumi, let the boss handle this! I WANT THE OVERLORD TO SHOW HIS WORTH AS A VILLAIN!!!

The Overlord really likes having his own army, he always got one

THEY SAID THE THING! NINJA-GOOOO!!

OH GOSH CRYSTAL ZOMBIE WHY DO THIS ACTUALLY LOOK KINDA SCARY?!? 😱 Also the Overlord is back with the corruption thing, he really likes doing that as well! Such consistency! 👌

To his credit it almost worked the first time, why changing what works?

Heeey Gale Gossip!

... IS GARMADON LIVING WITH VINNIE?!?

Omg the shippers must had gone wild 😂💕

Yes! Please Nya ask about how the Overlord came back! I wanna know!

...

... Wu

Wu why

Why?!

WHY?!?

THIS IS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD US A LONG TIME AGO 😭😭😭 ... it is such a meme in Ninjago so I'll say it, I'm kinda happy it's here 😂

SERIOUSLY WU WHAT IN THE WORLD STOP HIDING STUFF!!!

Yeeeee Antonia and Nelson!!

Andreasen Avenue? 😏 I see you Tommy, thank you for staying until now in Ninjago! Despite my complains this is a good season, and I'm hopeful for a huge finale! Thanks for your work! 😊😊😊

Whoa, Jay using the hammer? BLASPHEMY I SAY 😂😂

So let's pretend I don't know Garmadon lives here with Vinnie 😂

BACK TO GARMY AND SON BABY

Gotta be honest this really excites me, I think we all wanted them to have a reunion. I definitely want a Garmy redemption!

More than Harumi's coff coff

MOVING ON

CHRISTOFERN

... what?

Okay I got no idea, is it a name?

... a plant? What?

Vinny just vacuumed, omg is this seriously a marriage situation?

Heeeey! Garmy tale!

Dude you saved people before, you just don't remember about those times! You were the best dad despite being an evil guy! You were a sensei! 😭😭😭

Pfff Vinnie of NGTV News the wise guy, why not 😂

LOL double hands shake debacle

Garmadon trying to be good, this is not what I was expecting when I thought of Garmadon returning 😅 It's kind of fun, but did he ever remember his son or wife though? He's still just an oni?

Aaahhh the plant's name is Christofern! Is this a new child for him?

Ah. Right. Forgot Harumi was kind of Emperor Garmadon's daughter... PLEASE LET LLOYD HAVE SOME PEACE

Another reason why Harumi doesn't deserve redemption, SHE is the reason Garmadon came back and his bond with Lloyd was shuttered! 😭😭😭

SHE. DOESN'T. DESERVE. REDEMPTION.

NOO CHRISTOFERN!!! Such a short life 😅

HEEEEY GARMADON IS BACK EVERYONE LOOK AT HIM GO!!!

Ha, they fixed his oni side, you look a bit better this way than from March of the Oni I must say 😅

Ooohhh Lloyd going through the oni route? Again WHY NOT WU???

A LESSON IN ANGER

I don't want Lloyd to become a weird oni as well 😭😭 Can't he be a dragon instead? I think I saw there's gonna be a dragon form too, PLEASE THAT ONE IS BETTER!

NOPE DON'T LIKE THAT IMAGE

STOP PLAYING WITH MY HEART

Meanwhile more fighting happening that the ninja can't win... SCARED

Is this the new name? Sam X cave? Lol

We're going through the story of the creation of Ninjago again? This is kinda cool

WU YOU'RE ALSO PART ONI STOP WHY DON'T YOU DO IT INSTEAD OF DROPPING EVERYTHING ON YOUR NEPHEW AS USUAL DANG IT 😡😡😡

Sensei Garmadon kinda back?

LOL spinning is an important part? Somehow for this show it makes sense

So we are talking Dragon Form already! Why forgetting all he was taught if that might help him get to the dragon?

DRAGON BETTER THAN ONI 👌👌

Oh, Misako is still there? She's not being useless somewhere? Huh

Hey, mayor... forgot about him honestly

Heeeyyy the new ninja! The jerks! Getting their butts kicked, it's almost like they never fought actual evil before!

... that also felt very good 😂

Garmadon you're making me hate you and I don't want that 😭 You used to be such a patient and wonderful teacher dang it, now you only know hate and it kills me a bit honestly 😢😢😢

HEY PIXAL BEST GIRL SAVING THE DAY YET AGAIN!!!

Yeeee this will come back huh 😵

Still feels the oni form is a bad idea in general but eh... wait what about the dragon one? Did we forget?

WU YOU HAVE TO TELL US IF YOU THINK WE WILL LOSE AAAAAAAA-

BRAVE BUT FOOLISH

I DO NOT LIKE THIS PREMISES

Yeeee Kai said FIYAAAA 🔥

Ronin on our side again? I flipping love how he's costantly the bad guy then good guy then bad guy then whatever 😅

Heeeyyy the golden armor is back!

DANG IT GARMADON RIGHT IN THE FEELS 🥺 I see Christofern is a metaphor of some sort? Garmadon is learning how to take care of someone so one days it will... forgive him?

STILL HOPE FOR THE GARMADONS TO BE A FAMILY AGAIN YES!!!

Nya is basically saying that Lloyd is a very sturdy boy, I flipping love how much of a big sister she is to Lloyd 💕

Aww Nya misses the water 💧

Okay I said it already but I truly cannot take that weird new form of the Overlord seriously. It's just not doing it for me. Not bad, just not right

... wait is Christofern a metaphor for Harumi too? BETTER NOT BE

LLOYD STOP TRYING TO BRING HER ON OUR SIDE I DO NOT WANT HER

Zane

ZANE NO

STOP TRYING TO DIE DANG IT YOU WERE DOING SO WELL YOU SELF SACRIFICAL DUMB NINDROID 😱😱😱

Look at Wu go!!!

LOOK AT WU FALL!!!

Daaaaang them crystals all around... AND THE BOUNTY GOES DOWN AGAIN OF COURSE NO SURPRISE THERE

THIS WAS ACTUALLY COOL! 🤩

QUITTIN TIME

What? No, Ninja never quit! You never quit that's the first rule! Don't you dare!

Are those Nelson and Antonia?

Is this a Wu episode?

Looool last time was Kai, this time is Wu, too many people drowning lately. Probably Seabound's fault

Dang Tonia and Nels saving heroes left and right! Awesome!

NO NO NOT NYA 😱😱

NOW I'M WORRIED

COME ON SWEETIE THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO REAWAKEN HER WATER POWER RIGHT NOW! DO NOT GET CORRUPTED AGAIN SWEETIE! NOT LIKE AT THE END OF SEASON 2! 😱😱😱😱😱

HOW DARE YOU THINK THESE TWO ARE NOT A GOOD COMBINATION!!!! 😡😡😡

YES GIRL!! YOU STILL GOT IT!!

Slowly

JAYA GOT IT EVERYONE! THE SHIP LIVES STILL AND WILL KEEP DOING IT! 🩶💙🩶💙🩶💙🩶💙

These delivery boys are too good

"I'm not about to lead a group of children against the embodiment of darkness!" "That never stopped you before!" OMG HE ACTUALLY SAID IT OUT LOUD BUUURN

Wow, Wu quitting, that's actually sad

YES PLEASE CALL BACK BENTHOMAAR I LOVE THAT BEST SHARK BOY

Wow, Wu isn't quitting... that lasted, like, a full couple of minutes 🤣

HONORARY NINJA!!!!!!!!!

THIS WAS SO NICE!!!

THE RETURN OF THE ICE EMPEROR

Oh... OH

I WAS JUST WONDERING IF ZANE WAS OKAY WELL GUESS NOT

WHAT HAPPENED?!? 😱😱😱

LOYD DON'T DIE TOO aww Garmy is trying to help him AAHHH LLOYD IS STILL VERY MUCH HURT Garmy was right they weren't ready LLOYD IS ALSO RIGHT AT BEING MAD AT THIS MAN

You want a list of what you did Garmadon? It's... actually quite long. Like really long 😅

Not the cop again! Are you flipping serious right now? The commitment is wow but the needs to understand the situation...

CRYSTAL SERPENTINES!!!

Ah. Misako. Hi I guess 😅

A prophecy again? These prophecies are so flipping weird I swear

PIX BEST GIRL 💜

Ah, Zane... fell apart. The head is the only ice emperor part. I genuinely thought this was going to be more epic

You non frozen fool 🤣🤣

Awwww I melt every time Pix and Zane say I love you to each other 💜🤍💜🤍

RONIN WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SWITCHING SIDES ISTG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR SOME REASON YOU NEUTRAL LOVABLE JERK 🥰

Fugidove seriously went "insert inspirational speech here"

Awww Fugidove is a mama's boy

CYRUS HI!!! 🤩🤩

Dang it Cyrus you introverted nerd your old abuser just came back and you didn't even notice... PTSD RISING

SAVE HAVEN

This sounds weirdly comforting

KAI BABY DON'T DIE ON ME EVEN IF THE SHOW FORGOT ABOUT YOU I DIDN'T YOU'RE STILL MY FAVE!!! ❤️❤️❤️

LOL I bet these scenes made the lava shippers very happy 🖤❤️🖤❤️

SKYLOR BEST GIRL!!!

"Hiya Hot Shot." DUDE THE WINK. KAI IS SUCH A LUCKY MAN

STILL LOVE KAILOR ❤️🧡❤️🧡

Pythor really likes to be the henchman of the obligatory villain huh

Kai with a plan, huh, dangerous...

Aww I remember Jake! He helped Kai with his confidence before! I like the little one, Kai fan, relatable 👊

Serpentine library! Cool! I miss Skales, I haven't seen him in forever!

Oh, we're talking fears huh. Back to season 11 we saw Nya's fear of being normal (she lost her water powers), Zane's fear to be only a machine (the cold ice emperor) and Lloyd being like Garmadon. Which is understandable especially in light of remembering a father that wasn't completely taken by the dark side

Knew Garmy was gonna bring up Christofern after being questioned if he cared for someone, but since it seems to be a metaphor for Lloyd... I wonder... 🥺

HUGS! HUGS FOR EVERYONE OF THIS BEAUTIFUL FAMILY! 💜💜💜

This was actually kinda beautiful, maybe my favourite one so far

COMPATIBLE

OH YOU JUST KNOW THERE IS SOME DEEP PIXANE COMING UP!!!

YEP YEP YEP 💜🤍💜🤍

I feel like the titles aren't very focused on the specific episodes, more like random moments that do happen in between. I don't hate the thing, but it does make me imagine the episode going a certain way when it is not. Eh

KAI AND SKYLOR MAKING NOODLES TOGETHER LOOK AT THEM ❤️🧡❤️🧡

Okay, she did indeed grow between noodles... but she also owned the noodle plane. Feels like they could've straight up told that, but I'm probably being too critical

KAI YOU IDIOT HOW IS THAT A GOOD CONFESSION??🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

It's a bit weird to me, Kai flirts with people but he was also super awkward with Skylor, which I'm not seeing. He would still make a fool of himself, OBVIOUSLY, but without trying to be smooth 😂

LOL Skylor is totally right at being mad, although it also feels like this being us fans that didn't see her in ages

But yes Kai did go through some stuff... ouch flame, you think you're smooth but you're the hugest mess to ever exist on Ninjago aren't you?

I like this, they should definitely have a talk when things get a bit less frantic, she wants him to call her and have time to spend together and Kai definitely needs some time without stress and to dedicate some time to this amazing girl!

Felt pretty real! Thumbs up!

COME ON NYA GO FOR IT!!!! 🩶🩶🩶

YES BRING PRINCESS VANIA OVER HERE BEST GIRLS REUNION EVERYONE!! 💛

Vinnie the wise guy saving the day!

RACER SEVEN IS BACK!!

I mean

BLAZEY H. SPEED IS BACK!!

I mean

BLAZEY HYPER SPEED IS BACK!!

Definitely best girls reunion. Included MechaDove (honorary member)

DANG IT ZANE STOP ALMOST DYING EVERY TIME! Wait no a coma WAIT A COMA NO ZANEEEEE 😱😱😱

Pixal don't make me cry 😢

SHE MENTIONED REBOOTED NOW I'M DEFINITELY CRYING 😭😭

WTF THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL

And Zane Julien escapes death once again!

(Again overusing the death thing but this one was pretty enough, I approve)

BEAUTIFUL LOOK AT ALL THE SHIPS!!!

IT'S ACTUALLY GETTING BETTER TOWARDS THE END I HAVE HOPE FOR A GREAT FINALE EVERYONE! 😊

DISTRESS CALLS

Getting to Benthomaar?

I'm with Lloyd honestly, you can't face something like this without allies

... I feel like we're just throwing Mystake's memory out of the window and pretend we didn't meet at least one oni capable to care at least a bit... I REMEMBER HER OKAY I DO SHE WAS COOL 😭😭😭

LOL it's only fair Kai and Skylor don't get together right away, looking and Pixane and Jaya that took years to get where they are it would be unfair 🤷🏻‍♀️

I think Kelly's voice got much softer than before, it's so soothing 🥰

GO BLAZEY GO!!!

YES GARMY GETS AT LEAST A SINGLE EXTREMELY PRECIOUS COMPLASSION POINT AND LLOYD APPROVES!

I BELIEVE IN YOU GARMADON!

Flipping love Blazey

Aww Lloyd and Garmy talking a bit, this is the most progress I've seen since MotO

AWW LOOK AT KAI TEACHING! ❤️

So the allies will all come despite what it looks like, okay? Okay 😂

LLOYD AND GARMADON ARE FINALLY GETTING SOMEWHERE OH PLEASE END THE SEASON ON A GOOD NOTE

I'm guessing they're trying to make it like the bond they have in the Lego Ninjago Movie, which isn't bad, but I miss how absurdly sweet it was their bond before. AAAAHHHH I BELIEVE IN YOU!!! 🥺🥺

AN ISSUE OF TRUST

Whoops, now what?

Destroyed Ninjago... again... seriously it's not the worst I've seen so far

Awwww look at Pixal and Kai hugging! Their bond is so underrated, I've loved it since the chasing scene in Rebooted! Too bad that's all we're getting, but this is nice 💜❤️💜❤️

HUGS HUGS I LOVE HOW MUCH AFFECTION THERE IS WITH THEM

It's not really that weird that Ronin is on our side, sometimes he just feels like joining the heroes, for the thrill 😎

YOU

YOU DID NOT

YOU DID NOT JUST TELL ME THAT THE FLIPPING WEEKENDING WHIP IS THE KEY TO ACHIEVE THE FLIPPING DRAGON FORM ALRIGHT THAT DOES IT I LOVE THIS SO MUCH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's so stupid I love it 😂😂😂

Of course it's not that easy, but I will cherish this moment forever lol

Okay we got three episodes, no way we got the Harumi redemption, right? It would make no sense with this little time

...

YOU

YOU FOLD IT

YOU FLIPPING FOLD IT

THE FOLD

I HATE THIS SHOW I LOVE THIS SHOW I HATE THIS SHOW I LOVE THIS SHOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Aww everyone wanted to come with Lloyd love this family love this family

AWW PIXAL AND LLOYD'S BOND IS ALSO SO OVERRATED I MEAN LOOK AT THEM BEING CLOSE!!! They were a delight at the beginning of SoG, that hug was everything 💚💜💚💜

Garmy you can't expect then to trust you like it's nothing...

Interesting seeing Harumi's old team of mercenaries against her

JAY MOMENT JAY MOMENT

"Thanks for nothing, Jay." That honestly applies to so much of Ninjago, I love you so much Jay 😂😂

Okay I changed my mind, Garmadon's oni mouth is still weird 😅

Better? Yes. Weird still? Absolutely.

ALMOST AT THE END GETTING HYPE!!!

DRAGON FORM

SECOND TO LAST EPISODE AND WE GOT THE DRAGON FORM EVERYONE!!!

I got hopes, Prime Empire and Seabound ended with bangs even with only two episodes left 👊👊

Finally Overlord do some stuff!

Seriously Lloyd? Still trying to turn her? If she really turns now I'll be upset honestly

IT'S A GARMADONS FIGHT EVERYONE!!

Soooo... allies when?

YES YES YES I KNEW PEOPLE WERE GONNA COME SOON!!!

BENTHOMAAR BEST BOY IS HERE!

SKALES IS BAAAAAAAAACK!!!

PEOPLE FROM PRIME EMPIRE!!!

MAYA AND RAY!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOOK AT THEM GO DRAGON LIKE NINJAAAAA

THESE LOOK SO COOL!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

Eeehhh Dareth billboard! He did not appear in the fight... poor brown ninja

SHURIKEN OF ICE ARE BACK!

Lloyd called him father 😢😢😢

Wait what. WAIT WHAT. THE FLIPPING OVERLORD WAS BEHIND ALL THAT STUFF?! ALL THOSE LITTLE PLOTS?!? YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT EXPLAIN IT PLEASE!

This feels like a bit of escape for Harumi's redemption arc

Yep, there it is

She is now, on the good side

Hurraaaaay...

*huge sigh*

EXCUSE YOU YOU DID NOT JUST CALL THE WATER GODDESS A GIRL IN A COSTUME 😡😡😡😡

OMG ED EDNA AND LOU ARE THERE AS WELL AMAZING!!!

YES THE DUNGEON TRIO!!!

LOOK AT ALL THE GOLDEN WEAPONS BACK I'M GETTING A LITTLE BIT EMOTIONAL AT SEEING THEM ALL BACK AGAIN LIKE THIS!!!

This is a tribute to the new era of Ninjago, so it makes sense they focus on all the people that came through it

It's really nice

COLE VANIA HUG (I don't know if I ship them but best friend 🖤💛🖤💛

KAILOR AND PIXANE HUG!!!! 💜🤍💜🤍❤️🧡❤️🧡

So... the side fight is won? Weird that it's over before the main one

Corrupting the powers? We're getting some angst coming up soon? We'll see how it goes because IT'S THE END!!!

ROOTH

LET'S GO FINALE LET'S GO!! I WASN'T CONVINCED AT THE VERY BEGINNING BUT NOW I'M OPTIMISTIC AND I WANNA BE WOWED CRYSTALIZED!!! 💪💪💪

Aww Garmadon really is trying his best to protect his son

OH NOT AGAIN DANG IT GARMY

He can't be dead like that, right?

OOOOOHHHHHH THERE'S THE ONI LLOYD FORM AND IT IS GOLDEN TOO!! LET HIM HAVE IT HONEY!!

Oh honey is still scared 🥺🥺

So we're destroying the golden weapons? Shame on you, after Kai put them together so nicely!

Idk this feels a bit easy, the Golden Weapons were supposed to be destroyed in a specific volcano to make the super weapon. And since when they explode when together? They make a boom, never exploded from what I remember

But I'm not 100% sure on this one honestly, so I'll just say that I'll miss these weapons... since we're losing them... AGAIN

CALM DOWN ME I'M BEING TOO CRITICAL AGAIN

ZANE MAKING ME CRY AGAIN 🤍

NOT FRIENDS BUT BROTHERS too bad they didn't say that but it was really nice of them to do this 😭😭😭

NINJA CRYSTAL ZOMBIES

THE MULTI DRAGON IS BACK?!?!?? Wait no is it a different dragon? This makes me a bit confused but DRAGOOOON!!! 😍😍😍

IT'S END OF SEASON 2 ALL OVER AGAIN!

So is Lloyd not getting a dragon form?

... is that it?

It felt... a bit easy

YEP GARMADON IS ALIVE KNEW IT seriously, again, too many almost dead situation here I don't believe it anymore

And the oni form was not the right way. And Garmy is being bad again

Is this really how their bond is gonna end?

Anyway VICTORYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

HUUUUUUUUG 💜💜💜

GLARES TO HARUMI ALL THE GLARES SHE DESERVES ALL THE FLIPPING GLARES IN THE WORLD

STOP DEFENDING HER DANG IT I GUESS THIS IS HOW IT ENDS I HATE IT

WAIT THEY LOST THEIR POWERS?!?!?

The dragon is... their powers? And no mention to their beloved multi dragon? Not even a little bit? Like, they made it look exactly like it, it's a bit sad

Oh, they'll return later? Again?... okay?

Yeeeep Ninjago always need to be rebuild at the very end 😂

I see Garmadon has a long way to go still, but it looks like he really wants to learn how to be better so there's that

DARETH YES HI!!! 🤎🤎🤎

I love you brown ninja!

Song time? Huh, song time!

Kai still being an idiot but Skylor likes him for how he is, I'm sure they can figure it out eventually 🧡❤️🧡❤️

Or Kai and Cole have a chance still lol

Was that a policeman? HARUMI IN PRISON OH YES PLEACE I'M BEGGING YOU LET HER FACE SOME CONSEQUENCES SHE CAN'T FEEL ENTITLED FOR WHAT SHE DID AND FORGIVEN ONLY BECAUSE SHE HATED THE WRONG GUY AAAAAAA-

Yeah. Their bond will be build slowly, I believe Garmadon and Lloyd will be fine

This ending feels... way more emotional than it should be 😂 The ending was okay, it's good, but I feel like there was some stuff left behind just because

The song is beautiful though 😊

Idk, I had fun, but I also had problems with this season. Also... are the ninja not gonna talk about the crimes they committed anymore? All good? Or how Harumi ruined an entire family and apparently it was the wrong thing to do and did not apologize

I don't think I'll ever be okay with this redemption arc of her, but that's okay too. Still a villain for me 😈

I guess there's that though, the end of the second era of Ninjago 😊

Still feels Masters of Spinjitzu was superior, but there is greatness in this one as well and there are moments I truly loved

Wow, what a rush! I'm glad I got back to it! I think this is it for a while, although I might look into Dragon Rising eventually! For now, thank you Ninjago, for being such a precious show to me 💕💕💕💕

#felt like going back home #everything changed #but still comforting #thanks ninjago #to the next era #ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago crystalized #crystalized #ninjago spoilers #spoilers #kai smith #nya smith #lloyd garmadon #zane julien #cole brookstone #jay walker #lord garmadon #garmadon #master wu #pixal borg #skylor chen #harumi #ninjago harumi

[blairsanne]

Call Me

My final fic for the Deano Bingo 2022 event! (@laurfilijames suggested I write the Anders POV of my "Do You Miss Me" fic since I complained about not getting to write his side of things. This somehow ended up slightly longer than the original.)

Prompts: Anders Johnson Dirty Talk. The Almighty Johnsons - Anders & female Reader 2109 words

Summary: Anders feels impatient while you're out of town in Wellington. (Anders POV of Do You Miss Me?) CW: 18+, NSFW, smut, masturbation, phone sex.

Anders let out a sigh as he undid the knot in his tie.

Standing alone in his bedroom, he felt somewhat uneasy. He continued undressing, wondering what you were doing down in Wellington. You hadn’t texted him since lunch.

Maybe she’s having a great time. Selfishly, he sort of hoped you weren’t. It had been a long time since he’d gone steady with anyone, and he wasn’t used to the loneliness he felt in your absence.

Stripped down, he fell back onto the bed dramatically, then tucked one arm under his head to stare up at the ceiling. This was stupid; he needed to hear from you.

He rolled onto his side and grabbed his phone from his nightstand and shot off a text. ‘How was your night?’

He grinned when you replied only a moment later.

‘Good! We went to a seafood place. I’m bushed now, though.’ ‘Call me.’ ‘You do know your Bragi powers only work when I can hear you, right?’

He chuckled at your cheeky response. You’d chided him for being ‘bossy’ heaps of times, but it was a habit he was having a hard time breaking, even for his… well, whatever you were to him. That was still a bit nebulous, but you were each only seeing each other, and that was about as far as he needed it to be defined at the moment.

‘Please call me?’

He rolled onto his stomach and glanced at what he now thought of as ‘your’ side of his bed. He hadn’t changed the sheets since you’d left, and so when he pulled ‘your’ pillow closer and tucked it under his chin, he was bathed in your scent. You stayed over so often at each other’s places that you kept your own shower supplies in his bathroom and vice versa. He closed his eyes and pictured you there with him, freshly out of the shower and bare in his bed. He sighed and buried his face in the pillow, feeling foolish.

Luckily, his thoughts were interrupted by his phone ringing.

He perked up and flopped back onto his own pillow as he answered. “Good evening, beautiful.”

He heard the laugh in your breath, always somewhat dismissive of his compliments even though he knew you loved them.

“Hey handsome. How’s your day been?” He hummed. “Dull.” “Ah, so you’re pestering me.”

He laughed, and heard you join him. He felt himself relaxing at the sound, almost as good as if you were ‘home’.

He licked his lips, forcing a confident tone to his voice. “So, do you miss me?”

“Hm, no,” you answered in a teasing tone. “It’s been nice having a couple quiet, restful nights.”

He laughed, hearing the lie in your voice and feeling quite chuffed to know that you were feeling a little bit of the same dull ache that he was during your time apart.

“Oh good, then. Maybe you should stay in Wellington since you’re so much happier.”

He heard you hum on the other end of the line, and a silence followed. His smile faded as he wondered what you were thinking. Had he taken the teasing too far? It was always hard to tell on the phone. He scratched his forehead with his thumb.

When you did speak, your voice was soft and serious. “Do you miss me?”

“Every minute,” he admitted earnestly, feeling a bit lighter for having voiced it.

Your voice on the other end of the line turned sweet.

“Two more sleeps.”

He let out a small huff as he scratched his bare chest. He wished you were resting against it, tucked under his arm as you often were. Thinking about your naked body pressed against his woke his libido. He shifted slightly on the mattress.

“Not sure I can wait that long,” he complained. “What are you saying?”

He licked his lips. “Are you alone right now?”

“Of course I’m-”

“Humor me a little, hm?” he interrupted in his Bragi tones, wanting to cut you off before you started arguing with him, which it sounded like you were about to.

He heard you take a breath. “You are the god here,” came your tense reply.

He laughed again, under his breath. “Mm, that I am.” He’d definitely pushed some button of yours. Oops.

“First I want you to start by turning off all the lights in your room.”

He waited a beat, not hearing any movement on your end. Maybe you really were mad at him?

He poured sweetness into his sultry voice, trying to win you back. “Can you do that, gorgeous?”

He heard the rustling of fabric and a small clicking sound.

“It’s done.”

“Can you describe the room for me? Where are you? What can you see right now?” “Mm… I’m sitting in a king-sized bed, all by myself… It’s sort of dark now, but there’s a television on the wall, and a desk…”

He could easily imagine you in a bed in the dark, having seen it enough times in person. He ran his fingers through his chest hair idly.

“Is it warm or cold?” “It’s comfortable. The duvet cover is so silky it almost feels cool, but it warmed up where I’m sitting.” “Hm. And can you smell anything?”

“Like… someone else’s laundry soap. Clean, but strange.”

He tried not to laugh, his breath coming through his nose in staggered gusts. He preferred the sound of his own bed, smelling of you and the things you did together. “Is there a window?” “Yeah, it’s tall and the sheers are letting in some light, even though it’s night now. It’s like a spotlight on the chaise lounge thing over there.”

He raised his brow, the mental image of you strewn bare across it bathed in moonlight making him swallow. “Hm. That sounds like a fun place to lay.” You snickered through the line. “If you were here, definitely.”

He closed his eyes, trying to ignore the distance.

“I’m here with you.”

“What? You came to Wellington?” “Here on the line. It’s just like if we were together.”

He heard you hum and knew you weren’t quite on the same train of thought as his hand drifted down his torso to where he needed you most.

“Close your eyes,” he purred, in Bragi tones. “I’m right there, gorgeous, moving up your body. Can’t you smell my cologne? Can’t you feel my breath on your neck as I try to decide where to kiss you?”

As he imagined it himself, he could hardly stand your absence and let his fingers wrap around his cock to very slowly slide along its length.

“Anders?” “Mm?” “Where are you right now?” He grinned, pleased to finally hear the change in your voice, knowing he’d affected you.

“I’m at home. All the lights are off, and I’m in my bed, wishing you were here instead of this pillow that smells like that shampoo of yours.”

“Two sleeps,” you repeated.

Thank the Gods, he thought, hating to go even one night without you. He knew if you were in Auckland he’d be inside you right now instead of imagining it.

“What are you wearing?” “My silk pajamas.” He lit up in recognition. “Ah, the little shorts and tank set?” “Yeah.”

He let out an appreciative hum. You always looked deadly in them. His cock twitched at the memory. Fuck, he wanted to see you.

“I like those on you,” he admitted. “I know.”

He laughed. I suppose it’s not a secret.

“What are you wearing?”

He smirked. “Just my watch.”

He heard you groan. “You’re just teasing me now.”

There it is. “Let’s tease each other, eh? If I was there with you right now, what would we be doing?”

“I suppose… I’d sit on your lap, and press against you while you kissed me?”

“Mm, yeah.” His breathing got a bit hoarser as he imagined it, his hand working just a touch harder now that you were talking to him that way. “I like it when you grind on me like that. I’d slip that silky top off. Worship those perfect tits of yours.”

“Mm, and when you were done I’d lick your hot neck, and kiss you… lower… and lower… until-”

He shuddered, wanting your mouth on his body.

“Are you touching yourself, Anders?” “Aren’t you?” he asked innocently.

“Er- not just yet.” “Not yet?” He let out a small laugh. That means you’re planning to?

Maybe he needed to give you a bit more motivation. “Remember the other day?” he purred. “When you sucked on my fingers? God, that was so hot.” He sighed happily, then slipped back into his Bragi tones to command you. “Put your fingers in your mouth, gorgeous.”

He heard some sort of movement on the other end of the line, so he assumed you were doing as you were told.

“Suck on them like a good girl,” he continued, “and remember how good it felt when I fucked you. You made me so hard… and I couldn’t help myself… and you took me so well, baby.”

It had been a glorious night. You’d shown up to dinner in a dress that practically screamed ‘fuck me’, and he hadn’t been able to take his eyes off you. By the time he’d gotten you home, he’d been so worked up that he’d wanted to ruin you; hence the fingers in your mouth. You’d looked divine beneath and full of him, and he’d manhandled you into a position that felt amazing, pressing deep inside you until he’d had his fill, and accidentally overstimulating you in the process.

He could hear your breathing change and knew you must be remembering it just as well as he had.

“Good,” he praised, his voice dark with lust. “Now put those wet fingers to use where my tongue should be right now.”

Your breath muffled the receiver and he smirked with satisfaction at knowing he could get you off even from another city. “That’s my girl,” Anders praised. “Talk to me.” “It’s not fair,” you whined slightly. “Getting me so worked up when I’m so far away.” “Can’t help it, I’m afraid. I’m a bit of a bastard, so I’m told.” When you laughed, he joined you.

“It’s just… your mouth would feel so much better than my hand, you know?”

He let out a low hum, memories of you screaming his name while riding his face coming to mind readily.

Your voice turned breathy, making his cock ache for you even as he continued running his warm hand up and down the shaft. “You’re so good at making me come, so having to do it myself just feels mean now.”

“Mm, when you get back to Auckland, I’ll make you come as much as you want.” He heard you let out a tiny moan on the other end of the line, suddenly quiet again save your breathing on the line.

“What are you picturing right now?” he asked, voice ragged.

“You over me in your bed, pinning me down and being rough like the night we went to that movie last week.” “Oh yeah,” he enthused. 

He remembered it vividly. You had been a relentless tease at the theatre, purposely missing the snacks piled on his lap from time to time, even to the point that he’d grabbed your face and pulled you into a kiss during one of the action scenes - both of you missing how the hero had narrowly avoided death. Once you’d finally gotten back to his place, he’d wasted no time acting on the ideas you’d put into his head, and he’d been pleased to find you just as worked up as he’d been, whining his name as he’d held your arms above your head.

“You begged for more, so I had to oblige.” “Such a thoughtful man,” you breathed.

“I can’t help it when you say my name like that.” You did so then, voice full of praise and wanton pleading. “Anders…”

When he heard you moan through your orgasm, it was more than he could take.

“Fuck, you sound so hot right now.”

He couldn’t take another minute and seized up as he felt his own end coming. He groaned as his hot seed spurted over his hand and hairy belly.

As he slowly caught his breath, you spoke again.

“Well, that was… unexpected.”

You both let out small laughs, and he grinned as he pictured you alone in that bed in Wellington, flush from satisfaction because of his words.

“Admit it, you missed me.”

He heard you sigh, but your voice was sweet with affection and reassurance. “Of course I did.”

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[dream-meister-translations]

MAIN STORY : CHAPTER 3 PART 4

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Every day since coming to the Primus Club, the main floor of the casino had been packed wall to wall with customers. EMMA : (…It seems like they get a lot of business…So far we haven't found anything fishy…We really need to do something quickly…) NAVI : Master~ Let's play~ EMMA : No, Navi! You have to stay in the key for now. EVAN : This place is like a sea of human desires. I don't like it. EMMA : Even more reason to stay in the key. EVAN : What did you just say to me!? EMMA : Nothing!

HIMMEL : Do humans come here with the dream of getting rich quick? These people smell of gloom and perdition…I can feel their dreams dying…Happiness so fleeting…All that is left is sorrow….

EMMA : Are you okay, Himmel? MATEO : Hey! Is Sion here? EMMA : He's not around, sorry Mateo. Do you guys sense any trouble here? NAVI : I sense restlessness… I'm not sure what to call it…It's strange… EMMA : Is that the presence of another Black Fairy? NAVI : I don't know. All the other Black Fairies are feeling it too…

?? : Hey, what are you doing out here? EMMA : Everyone hide! Hearing a sudden voice, I rushed to hide behind the nearest pillar. Eavesdropping on the conversation going on. YMIR : Come with me. I'll upset the girls if I am late. GRANDFLAIR : Why must I come to work with you? YMIR : Because, you look like you have a strong arm. You will make a splendid bodyguard. You see, many people have grudges against me. They're always complaining about how I steal their girls, when I'm simply trying to do my job.

YMIR : People are the worst. GRANDFLAIR : …… YMIR : On top of that, there has already been a lot of commotion today. GRANDFLAIR : Commotion?

YMIR : You might be new here, but don't play stupid. You know that this casino is owned by a dangerous underground organization. GRANDFLAIR : I'm not sure what you're talking about.

YMIR : Haha, you don't have to lie to me. It's common knowledge here in Graveland. According to my information, that nefarious organization has been smuggling in a lot of illegal things as of late. Dangerous things. YMIR : That is why everyone is so on edge. Even I am scared. I don't want my perfect face to be mangled, that's why I need you to protect me. YMIR : Oh, my apologies. Was that insensitive? Your scars look wonderful on you! It just wouldn't suit my brand. How did you get them anyway? Did you go to war? If so, why did you retire? GRANDFLAIR : I retired for a variety of reasons. YMIR : Ah, I see. I'm sorry. I shouldn't pry. As I listened in on their conversation I couldn't help but fixate on the part about smuggling in illegal things. Could they be talking about the gun? Before I could think much on it, another voice echoed through the hallway. LEN : Why do I gotta take care of the little shit!? SION : Who are you calling a little shit? At this rate I won't learn anything. Sheesh…This guy is worse at teaching than Est. LEN : What the hell did you say?

CAMUS : Len, Sion's position is on the billiard floor. That is your area. If anyone is going to teach him, it should be you. LEN : Well I don't wanna! Get someone else to do it! CAMUS : It is part of your job as a member of Primus Club to ensure these newcomers are not accidentally exposed to danger. I won't tolerate any dereliction of duty. LEN : Ha! What are you gettin' all pissy about? That's not like you. CAMUS : ……… LEN : Whatever has crawled up your ass, don't take it out on me. You might be the Bloody Lady's former executive, but no matter how much you slap me around, I ain't gonna do it. CAMUS : Len, do I need to sanction you? LEN : Ugh! Fine! I get it! I'll take care of this little shit! CAMUS : Does this seem like a good arrangement for you? SION : Yes. I'm sure I can learn a lot from this little shit. LEN : HEY! I'm not a little shit! EMMA : (The Bloody Lady's former executive, huh? So he left the Bloody Lady to become a manager of Primus Club?) As I thought about it, I suddenly heard someone's footsteps and looked up to see Seven standing there, staring at me.

SEVEN : ……….. EMMA : Seven! What are you doing here?

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ITSUKI : Emma and the others infiltrated the Primus Club four days ago…I'm getting a little worried. I hope they will be alright. ITSUKI : I could easily serve customers, I wonder why they didn't bring us along? CROW : They said that we would mess up and cause too much trouble. NOAH : I don't understand. I could do it. CROW : Nope! They said you would mess it up too. NOAH : I will be king one day. I can deal with some pesky humans. CROW : I think you kinda just proved their point. KAI : I don't get it. If Sion can do it, I can do it even better! ITSUKI : By the way, has anyone seen Rouge? NOAH : Don't worry about that idiot. KAI : Idiot? That's a little harsh, isn't it? CROW : Anyway, we should continue to gather intel on the Bloody Lady from outside. MAN IN BLACK : Hey, you assholes, take us to the Bloody Lady. CROW : Hmm?

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[yuusaris]

FeyFic Sequel Dump Doc - A Deadly Sort Of Sympathy [NSFW]

[Mental manipulation, worn-down-by-time brainwashing, unhealthy/toxic relationships, sexytimes]

Not back, just getting this out of my eyeballs. Very messy, very all-over-the-place. Was gunna be multi-chaptered and have plot, malik was gunna be there as a well-meaning ex that Bakura gets roped into his stupid shit, but I never got passed the intro stuff and frankly, I have other things to focus on. May return to this, but it's no longer my problem.

Lots of jumping around. Will try to clear up those jumps.

FORGOT TO TAG AS DUMP DOC. THIS IS A DUMP. NOT A FULL THING, I AM SO SORRY, I DID NOT SPECIFY. THIS IS DISCONTINUED WHILE IN PRODUCTION.

The most recent thing he remembers, if he really tries, is leaving home with Him. 

Those sharp nails rested against his wrist, guiding him through a door he didn’t recognize to somewhere he didn’t know. Only knew that He would be there. And that he would follow. 

He remembers hearing knocking, which was ridiculous because it was no one's home. He heard hinges creak and a slam which made no sense as the doorway was open already, he was halfway through it.

And just when he stepped through and left for good - he thinks he remembers hearing someone say his name.

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He enters the room with yawns and stretches. There is no need to wait for breakfast because they who serve Him have already brought it out. He eats simply - mostly bread and fruits, sometimes cheese. It’s the other plate, his plate, that’s graced with a full breakfast.

“Good morning, ‘Kura.”

He says this every morning and hasn't once forgotten to. He pets him gently every time, and before ‘Kura can complain about the treatment, He kisses him softly on the temple. And everything filters out but a twisted bliss at the attention, and the knowledge that this is all very, very wrong.

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He can’t forget the first bath he’d had here. The experience bled into weeks of scratching and howling and bleeding. 

“I don’t understand - your skin has layers too, doesn’t it?” He’d murmured while examining Bakura’s red, swollen skin. He pulled - ripped  - at what looked like a splinter but came out like a barb, as if it dug itself into his muscle, under the skin itself and latched itself to the underside. Bakura howled, tore himself away, swearing and yelling over a yelp and a flurry of ‘sorry, sorry, I’m sorry!’. Clutching his arm, feeling the blood between his fingers and the pain, the itch of all the others underneath. When he rubs or scratches it hurts. 

[Big Gap, never wrote connective tissue]

“I found out how to fix this!” He’d said triumphantly. “I did more reading about human sanitary practices and went out and got this!” With that, he’s handed a small box, and the fiendish Fey before him smiles. “It’s called ‘soap’.”

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 [timeskip and gap]

“You were perfectly content being fed and cuddled and played with,” He says. “You didn’t - you still haven’t even asked my name.”

Bakura stares from the bed.

Then He tells him. 

“It’s Ryou.”

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His name is not ‘Kura. Ryou just calls him that - sometimes he’ll use the ‘Ba’ first, mostly when he - Ba-kura, making Bakura - is in trouble.

[Very large gap]

“I hadn’t eaten because of you,” Bakura growls hoarsely. When He looks away, shoulders hunching in shame, he finds a nugget of satisfaction. 

“I said I was sorry,” He murmurs. 

“Sorry?” Bakura scoffs. “That’s it? You’re sorry?”

“And it won’t happen again.”

“Oh, ya pinky-promise?”

His head tilts. “Pinky?”

[Another gap - told you I barely connected this]

Bakura wakes up to a platter of food. He must be delusional - it looks and smells like it’s actually cooked.

“You like your meat rare, right?” asks a familiar voice - He sits beside him and smiles. “I, ah, didn’t bother to do it myself this time… it was from that place we went to.” 

He just prettied it up with the platter and silverware. Whatever implication that has is tossed to the wayside in favor of eating.

It’s cooked, seasoned, and warm. Bakura could cry.

“But I also got- um,” Ryou’s fingers press together, sheepishly. “I got a book for cooking. So I can get better at it.”

Bakura slows down. He still chews, of course, but he’s trying to focus on Ryou now.

“You know, when I left you that day to come home and get your room ready, I’d - I’d felt so confident about this whole thing. I read all the books, and I got the enrichment and equipment and pet-safe furniture… but the second I couldn’t get back I was practically shedding with worry. I - hadn’t even considered what would happen if you would ever be away from me for too long.” He stops, taking a lingering look at Diabound. “And then,” a slow, fond smile crosses his face. “And then I remembered how much you knew about Diabound’s needs and I thought - ‘did ‘Kura know what to do when he was in this position’?”

“...” Bakura turns back to his food. “Snakes can go without food for up to two months - but they need water much more frequently.”

“And you were working on a time limit to get out of there,” Ryou’s voice is fond - too fond. “That’s why you did what you did.”

Bakura’s quiet.

“You’d do anything to make sure she was safe and happy and… and it took me until you were in pain to even recognize you couldn’t even clean yourself.” His hands fist in his lap. “...I’m… I’m so sorry for how I’ve been,” Ryou says softly. “I’ve been trying to make a home for you, but… knowing about Humans doesn’t mean I know enough about the differences between us.”

[Large Gap]

“But I’m a damn adult with a damn lease and a damn job to feed my damn snake,” Bakura snaps. “I did all of that on my own, and I’ll do it all a-damn-gain on my own once I’m out of your needy fffucking grip!”

He looks at him, wide eyed, mouth dropped into a small oval. Those eyes, infinite and bottomless, search him. Well, they can search all they like for whatever they like. There’s nothing pathetic about him.

“All on your own?” Ryou says, His voice slow, tinged with the soft timbre of pity as if Bakura ever needed that. “Was no one else there?” 

Bakura snarls at the hand coming to his cheek, “I”m an adult-,” but when it rests, his words stay locked behind his teeth, his breath held prisoner in his lungs. 

“Adults hunt in packs,” Ryou says. “They work and play and rear children together. What monsters let their cub suffer like that?”

Bakura doesn’t falter, won’t fall for this creatures’ act. It needs to be an act, if only for Himself. There’s only so much ignorance you can exhibit before it’s simply malice.  “I don’t need your pity-” 

He stops. His brow unfurrows at the rightmost wet streak on Ryou’s face, jaw loosening as he watches this wretched Fey tear up. 

“Did you hear yourself?” He asks. “Why do you talk about living like it’s a prize?”

“It was,” he says, through firm teeth. Nevermind his shaky memories of where he’d lived, who he’d known - he knew he had found his own path, got his own money, dug himself upwards and forwards. He didn’t succumb to the various options to fail like those around him. He’s allowed to be proud of that. “I earned it.”

The hand slides back, light nails dancing slow against his skin, resting against the flat of his neck. His thumb brushes softly beneath his ear. 

“You were always entitled to a good life. You still are.” Bakura’s doomed, the other hand comes too, cradles the opposite side and drags him forward till their foreheads touch. “And I want to give you a life you can live.”

“I can’t-” He’s breathless, searching for something, anything. A thought to cling to, a reason to disagree. “I can’t…” He drowns in the color of the earth, the smell of its dust after rain wafts from His skin. 

“Tell me everything you need,” Ryou says softly, almost too softly. Almost like He loves him. 

Bakura drops the knife. Ryou doesn’t look, as though it was never important to begin with.

“I’m hungry,” The words fall out. “I need meat. And eggs and starch and-”

“Make a list,” Ryou interrupts him. “You’ll have everything you ask for.”

“I need to-” His tongue runs dry. “I can’t clean myself-”

“Well, that’s an easy fix,” Ryou chuckles, “everything in this home is mine - everything is touched by myself, at all times. And since everything you need must remind you of me--”

No, he doesn’t understand, Bakura grips him by the shoulders, drags Him in, he needs to understand. “I can’t bathe.”

“...Ah.” Ryou realizes. “You can’t….”

And that…

“Is that… related to something else? Poor thing.” Ryou pulls him closer. Bakura follows His lead without much choice - Ryou tilts his head for him without much resistance. “You can always ask.” 

It’s a soft kiss, one that tastes like pomegranates and the smell of harvest. His hands move back across his jaw and cheek; a thumb grazes the bottom of his bottom lip. Bakura feels all of it, his focus divided between ten fingers, each individual fingertip drawing a unique path along his neck, down his chest, and he’s compelled - there no other word for it - to bring Him closer, kiss Him deeper, slip his own tongue across His lip and hear him gasp and sigh like a nymph.

“I had fun last time,” Ryou speaks softly, but not quiet. Hypnotic, it beckons him to trail his mouth down Ryou’s neck. “Did you?” Bakura nods. “You asked me then to be my only pet - do you remember?”

Bakura mumbles an excuse against His warm collarbone, “that was playful banter.”

“There was some truth to it,” Ryou’s hands slip into his hair. Soft strokes and little massages with his fingertips lull him closer, coax his hands to find His skin. “You said ‘if you treat them all like’ -” He’s cut off by His own little moan, muffled by tightly-pursed lips - He’s enjoying this, Bakura can feel that fact against his thigh. “I haven’t filled my end of that bargain.” 

The hand in his hair tightens. 

Bakura’s head is pulled back again, examined under His eye. “Do you want me to?” Bakura tries to nod - can’t, with the hand in his hair. Ryou ignores any silent pleas, His eyes boring into Bakura’s. “Say it.”

“Yes.” It falls from him, pulled by sheer presence. He feels weak. His hair is pulled again and his spine shakes.

“Did you like that?”

“Mm-hm.” No answer, no change - will He truly only accept words? “Yes?”

“Good pet.” A hum. A kiss to his chin. “You have a nasty habit of hiding what you mean - it makes things difficult sometimes.”

[For Sale. Large Gap. never connected.]

I want you to tell me what you need,” Ryou says. “Clearly. Without me needing to guess or push you.” When Bakura shakes his head, he’s taken firmly by Ryou’s hand and forced to stop - he’s surprised at the strength in Ryou’s grip. “Don’t disagree with me on this. You need to learn to ask me for what you need, I can only give you what you ask for. Stop making me force your hand.” Then, quieter, into his ear, “not everything you deserve needs to be won.”

There’s an ache in his chest - the spot where his heart would be, if he had one - alongside the ache in his dick, a swollen need from torment that can only be pleasure. Bakura growls at it, at the implications it brings.

“You’re just as strong when you ask for me,” Ryou smiles against his ear. “I think you’re stronger when you can be honest.”

Despite himself, Bakura’s breath turns ragged.

“And you’re very attractive when you want this badly,” His voice is thick, playful, “very sexy.”

And he tries, he really tries, not to lose himself in the tongue running along his ear, the long rubbing up and down his chest to sternum to belly and up and down and up again. But he can hear the cusp on which his wantonness stands. He’s sure Ryou can too.

“And if you told me, right now, that you want me to have control--”

And he does want it, wants it more and more He talks and offers, mouth dropping open when His palm presses down on his cock, once, then moves to the side to rub circles into his thigh.

“--I think it’d be cruel to call that weak. I think it’s brave.” He says with a kiss.

[Last Gap, I swear.]

The one thing He wouldn’t do is degrade. Bakura couldn’t explain the difference for various reasons.

“It just sounds like a nasty form of teasing.” And Bakura nods, frantically - yes, it’s teasing, yes it’s nasty, yes he wants- “I don’t want to talk to you like that,” Ryou said. “I want you to enjoy being good for me.” 

Bakura grits his teeth, against the derision at his wants and the cock sliding over, not in, his ass. Over and over, truly teased, no relief.

“I like that you couldn’t wait,” Ryou says again. His cock twitches and he grunts as His hand picks up again. “You’ve been so lonely, haven’t you?” He nods, rocking into His hand. All this from months untouched - he might go mad. “Tell me what you want,” Ryou speaks slowly. “Tell me what you want me to do for you.”

Confessions and fantasies spill from his mouth like drool, and he’s granted them in turn - cock gripped too tightly to cum, ass up and rutting against His hips for relief. More than he ever has from insult or shame, he cums from His praise for Bakura’s debauched and slutty -- no, from his eager, willing pleasure, words of worship for opening his chest, laying himself bare, showing everything and giving it all away.

“Good boy, ‘Kura,” Ryou purrs against his temple. With a kiss, ‘Kura’s consumed again by that ache, and instead of bracing himself against that salacious venom, he lets it spread across his nerves and limbs all the way to his head. “Good pet.” 

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Ryou hums while he reads. His fingers card through ‘Kura’s hair. Each gentle tug pulls it loose from behind his ear, or across the part, spilling the strands across His lap.

About the third time it falls out of place, ‘Kura grumbles, irritated at the feelings of ‘unright’ left in it’s place. Ryou chuckles softly, watching ‘Kura shake his hair back into place.

“Sorry,” Ryou smiles. “It’s just so soft now.”

‘Kura groans.

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His name is ‘Kura. Sometimes there’s a ‘Ba’ first, but only when he gets in trouble.

He doesn’t get in trouble.

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