my #1 elitist opinion is that if you are creating something that presents itself as a parody or subversion of a specific genre you should be thoroughly familiar with genuine examples of that genre
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Something something shining pink lesbians trying to save their doomed by the narrative purple girlfriends something something story ends with the pink one gone and the purple one setting off to find them
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(dhurke voice) son, how could i have ruined your life? i wasn’t even there!
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my feelings towards fictional middle-aged men are incomprehensible for someone who has a good relationship with their father
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Trying to have coherent thoughts about Frank, Dave, and Hal but I can only spin them around in my head like the silverware in my microwave
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One of these days there's gonna be so much CGI in movies that itll just become fully 3D animated
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Hung up on this idea of “war is endless monotony punctuated by moments of extreme terror”
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the thing is?! they just don't do romances the way they used to! you can't do it when you've only got 1-2 seasons!! and they just don't queerbait/code like they used to either!!
but the fucking thing is! yes. we have actual queer rep now and i just do not give a fuck. where's the heartache of knowing it's never gonna happen? seeing it on your screen in front of your salad and you know it's never gonna be confirmed but god help me, it is compelling. and it's always more compelling than the het romances bc you can't make it explicit. you dare the fuck not to speak it's name for the sake of ratings.
oh i am sick. i am so sick.
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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
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please stop following me because of this post. i am not a funny relatable meme blog.
also this post was about me forgetting significant life events due to CPTSD, but it is meant to be inclusive of anyone with a disorder or disability that causes them to forget things regardless of what they do to try to remember.
i know sometimes you can use lists or whatever to help yourself remember, but this does not work for all people in all situations. my original tags and the post itself imply this.
i do not check every note because i turn off notifications after 40 or 50 notes. i do not have the energy or desire to argue with all the people that bring up counter-topics. it's not my job to correct your poor reading comprehension.
i will turn off reblogs if people continue to follow me or make stupid arguments in the reblogs or comments. i don't like turning off reblogs because it's disappointing to see a post you like and not be able to reblog it, but i will if things continue the way they are.
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"i would kill for you" "i would die for you" okay but would you forgive me if i forgot something important for the 51204th time in a row even though i tried my best to remember
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I am actually so serious I think it really messes with a childs creativity and joy to tell them to never make a mary sue OC. Like that unbridaled form of joy where you make a self insert OC who super cool and everyone loves them and they have every superpower in the world SHOULD be something a kid makes, it nourishes their ability to create things for fun and not be stifled by "oh but what if my character is too overpowered and cringey...". whatever
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