#Theif Ant

[nobody-expects-the-inquisitorius]

Incorrect Quotes, Part A Lot

Reva: You played me! The Grand Inquisitor: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

Shiri to Seventh: First rule of battle, little one... don’t ever let them know where you are. Eighth, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! Shiri: 'Course, there’re other schools of thought.

Shiri: Guys, I have a question. Eighth: kys <3 Shiri: I love you too. Seventh: Ah, yes. Siblings.

The Grand Inquisitor: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight. Shiri: Actually, Grand Inquisitor, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.

Seventh: You know what I’ve realized? Shiri: Some thoughts are better left unsaid? Seventh: Nice try, anyways-

The Grand Inquisitor: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Shiri: You and me!!! The Grand Inquisitor, tearing up: Okay.

Eighth, texting The Grand Inquisitor: I’m a theif. The Grand Inquisitor: Thief. Eighth: Theif. The Grand Inquisitor: I before E except after C. Eighth: Thceif. The Grand Inquisitor: NO.

Seventh: Nice rock. Fifth: Thanks, Shiri gave it to me. Shiri: I threw it at you! Fifth: Isn't she the sweetest?

The Grand Inquisitor: Reva, what are you doing? Reva: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside. The Grand Inquisitor: You could always take it out and count it. Reva: Where’s the fun in that?

Shiri: Well Fifth, I have to say, I'm really disappointed. Fifth: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.

Shiri: I'll offer you some friendly advice- The Grand Inquisitor: I don't want your advice. Shiri: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.

Reva: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!! Shiri: Reva- Shiri: It- it was just an ant-

Seventh: How does that even work? Reva, mocking her: hOw dO yOu UsE a cOmPUteR aNd KnOw wHaTS GoiNg oN iT DoEsNt mAke SeNSe?! Seventh: Your face doesnt make sense.

Eighth: I think it's time to start fucking some shit up. Shiri: Oh no. Eighth: More like "oh yes!"

Reva: State your name, rank, and intention. Eighth: Eighth, Eighth, fun.

(the irony in this one is killing me)

Seventh: How are you today? The Grand Inquisitor: Please don’t make me think about my life.

Fifth: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Shiri periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’ Fifth: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

Fifth: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it. Shiri: ...what happened? Fifth: I made a VERY bad mistake.

Eighth: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY- Shiri: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ Eighth: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH- Fifth, recording: This is so cute.

Reva: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!

Seventh: Did you like the food I made? Fifth: No, not really. Seventh: But I put my heart and soul into it! Fifth: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.

Fifth: Wow, did you hear that voice crack? Shiri: That wasn’t a voice crack, that was a whole voice meth.

Reva: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test! Shiri: Ok, Reva, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918? Reva: 1917. Shiri: ...You're ready.

Reva: Thank you for not saying "I told you so." The Grand Inquisitor: When you’re as right as I am, you don’t have to say it.

Seventh: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking. Eighth, patting her on the back: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.

Reva: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet. Eighth: Nat 20 Charisma. Reva: That is NOT how that works-

Shiri: Guys, Eighth is missing. The Grand Inquisitor: Good.

Reva: Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."

Fifth: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride. Seventh: Actually Fifth, it’s salt. Fifth: That’s what I said, sodium chloride. Seventh: Uh Fifth, that would be salt. Seventh: *takes salt packer from Fifth* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.

Seventh: Did you like the food I made? Fifth: No, not really. Seventh: But I put my heart and soul into it! Fifth: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.

Shiri: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Eighth. Shiri: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for. Shiri: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it. Eighth: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either. Shiri: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though. Eighth: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it. Shiri: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.

Eighth: Hey, can you do me a favor? The Grand Inquisitor: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this. Eighth: You don’t even have a legitimate reason? The Grand Inquisitor: Oh, no, I do. Eighth: Well, what is it? The Grand Inquisitor: You see, I simply don’t give a fuck.

Fifth: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP- Reva: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE?? Fifth: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!

Fifth: Just be yourself. Say something nice. The Grand Inquisitor: Which one? I can't do both.

Eighth: *walks to cabinet, removes oreo box, takes half a sleeve, throws empty box out* Hi! The Grand Inquisitor: Hey- what are you doing-? Eighth, shoving an oreo into his mouth: I am saving space :D

Shiri: Grand Inquisitor, that was a stop sign. The Grand Inquisitor, driving: I’ll stop twice on the way back.

Seventh: C'mon, take one for the team. Reva: No, I don’t want to. Let the team fail.

Shiri: What are you two arguing about this time? The Grand Inquisitor: He's always using common phrases incorrectly! Eighth: Cry me a table, Grand Inquisitor.

Reva: Oh god, he texted you ‘hi.’’ Punctuation only means one thing, Seventh. He's mad at you. Seventh: No, it's The Grand Inquisitor. He's just being gramatically correct! *meanwhile* The Grand Inquisitor: And then I used a period so she'd know that I'm mad at her. Fifth: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'. The Grand Inquisitor: I stand by my choice.

Fifth: Seventh, what have I told you about staying out past your curfew? Seventh: I need to do it more often. Fifth: Exactly.

Reva: Do you know the ABCs of first aid? Seventh: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.

Reva: I drink to forget but I always remember. Shiri: You're drinking orange juice.

Eighth: Shiri taught me to think before I act. Eighth: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

The Grand Inquisitor: Fifth, you're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the D.A. is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand. Fifth: Why? I'm fine on the stand! *flashback to Testimony #1* Fifth: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand. Fifth, to the jury: MAN DID CRIME. *flashback to Testimony #2* Fifth: I'm sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face? Defense Attorney, next to the crying defendant: ...Crying? *flashback to Testimony #3* Fifth: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers. Judge: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?

Eighth: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? The Grand Inquisitor: Eighth, say that again, but slowly. Eighth, slowly: That again. The Grand Inquisitor: screams

Fifth: I’m playing a new drinking game. Fifth: It’s called “Every time I’m depressed, I take a drink.” Shiri: That game exists. It’s called alcoholism. Fifth: Shiri:

Seventh: seductively takes off glasses Seventh: Wow... Eighth: blushes Haha... what? Seventh: You're really fucking blurry.

Fifth: Hey Reva, can I get some ice cream? Reva: Only a spoonful! Fifth: *Proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon*

Shiri: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine! The Grand Inquisitor: How can you still say that? Shiri: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

#incorrect quotes #inquisitorius #shiri stuff

[the-potpourri]

Aisling was in the middle of maybe a book. however, she feel a weight place itself on top of her where she looked down she would found that possum theif. casually dressed and resting her chin as green eys look at her "..Don't get ant ideas. it's fuckin' cold n' you're a walking heater."

The large bear smirked slightly. "Cold, huh? And it would have nothing to do with the fact that I'm resting naked? Or that your head is placed perfectly on my tits?"

She teased, ruffling the possum's hair before giving her roommate an embrace. "Well let me warm you up more if you're so cold!"

#aisling tag pending #loving thief: vex

[hinako-supremacy]

he has a bunch of ant friends and names them, hes a dilf, hes divorced, hes silly, hes a theif, hes a quirked up white boy goated with the sauce, hes a dumbass, he has a cool best friend, hes a malewife to a girlboss

[crazyhairkid]

i want t consume a media where there is a cunning gentleman theif who is handsome and charming and a woman. highwayman pirate whatever she needs to be deadly, full of charisma, and she needs to Take Your Stuff.

And i don’t want her to get romanced into becoming boring good either, if she gets a redemption story she should still break unjust laws at the very least. and if she gets a lover they better not control her.

She should also be at least some amount of lame.

if anyone has a recommendation i’d appreciate it if not i’ll have to make her up and think about her when i listen to stand and deliver by adam ant

[clocktownvendor]

All of the Books I’ve Read in the Past Five Years

- House Arrest by K. A. Holt

-Catching Fire by Suzanne Collins

-That’s Not What Happened by Kody Keplinger

-RIP Eliza Hart by Alyssa Sheinmel

-Mockingjay by Suzanne Collins

-Mr. Terupt Falls Again by Rob Buyea

-Children of Exile by Margaret Peterson Haddix

-Children of Refuge by Margaret Peterson Haddix

-Greeting From Witness Protection by Jake Burt

-Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

-Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

-Takeoffs and Landings by Margaret Peterson Haddix

-Blue Fingers Cheryl Aylward Whitesel

-Turnabout by Margaret Peterson Haddix

-New Moon

-Eclipse

-From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler by E. L. Konigsburg

-Stuck on Earth by Marilyn Sadler

-Girl, Stolen by April Henry

-Screenshot by Donna Cooner

-Warcross by Marie Lu

-Wildcard by Marie Lu

-Restart by Gordan Korman

-Not if I Save You First by Ally Carter

-Ban This Book by Alan Gratz

-Breakout by Kate Messner

-When by Victoria Laurie

-You Go First by Erin Entrada Kelly

-The Maze Runner by James Dashner

-Twilight

-Long Way Down by Jason Reynolds

-We Are the Ants by Shaun David Hutchinson

- Percy Jackson: The Lightning Theif by Rick Roirdan

-Scythe by Neal Schusterman

-Thunderhead by Neal Schusterman

-Posted by John David Anderson

-One of Us is Lying by Karen M. McManus

-Lily and Dunkin by Donna Gephart

-The Toll by Neal Schusterman

-Out of My Mind by Sharon M. Draper

-The Eight Day by Dianne K. Salerni

-Holding Up the Universe by Jennifer Niven

-The Lost Causes of Bleak Creek by Rhett McGlaughlin & Link Neal

-Dry Ice by Stephen White

-Peak by Roland Smith

-Famous Last Words by Katie Alender

-Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson

-Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

-Carve the Mark by Veronica Roth

-Want to Go Private? by Sarah Darer Littman

-The List by Siobhan Vivian

-Jacked Up by Erica Sage

-Red Queen by Victoria Aveyard

-A Cold Trail by Robert Dugoni

-Divergent by Veronica Roth

-One of Us is Next by Karen M. McManus

-Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

-Eragon by Christopher Paolini

-Eldest by Christopher Paolini

-Brisingr by Christopher Paolini

-Inheritance by Christopher Paolini

-Life and Death (Gender-swapped Twilight)

-Two Can Keep a Secret by Karen M. McManus

-The Body Finder by Kimberley Derting

-Dear Evan Hansen by Steven Levenson

-The Lord of the Flies by William Golding

-To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before by Jenny Han

-Five Total Strangers by Natalie D. Richards

-Panic by Lauren Oliver

-Neuromancer by William Gibson

-Every Day by David Levithan

-Atlas of the Heart by Brene Brown

-Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes

#book #reading list

[chikaraspecial]

Free Match from Flying V Fights: Quack Attack (Mike Quackenbush & The Ugly Ducklings (Lance Lude & Rob Killjoy w/Coach Mikey)) vs. The Colony (Fire Ant, Green Ant & Thief Ant) from “Sweet Summer Heat (7.13.2019)!” 

#CHIKARA #Chikara Pro #Flying V Fights #The Colony #Fire Ant #Green Ant #Theif Ant #Quack Attack #Mike Quackenbush #The Ugly Ducklings #Lance Lude #Coach Mikey #Rob Killjoy

[much-significant-harassment]

POV: I don’t know hollow knight AAAHHHH

Tell me about one of your ocs maybe??

Okay!

Meet Rob!

As their name suggests, they are a theif!

They are an ant that decided to be a lil brat and leave.

Don't let their sweet little mask fool you, they will steal your geo.

#i have a spider that has no name asides from 'the mask theif' and i like to think the two are friends #They both have simmilar hats

[3cl4ir-c00ki3-simp]

Cookie run muses!!

(Gays at the bar)

Sparkling

Herb

Vampire

Mint choco

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(Detectives and a criminal)

Almond

Rougefort

Walnut

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(Bounty hunter and theif)

Rye

Chilli pepper

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(Guild buddies)

Milk (Strawberry. Chocolate. Banana)

Purple yam

Dino sour

Mala sauce

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(Chaotic evil and Neutral evil)

Hypnotic (oc)

Melted choco (oc)

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(Desert lovers)

Poison (oc)

Snake vemon (oc)

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(Gayendarys)

Fire spirit (Lord of ash) (Immortal Cataclysm)

Wind archer (Night raven)

Sea fairy (Dread trident of the abyss)

Moonlight (Alluring crescent moon)

Timekeeper

Millenial tree (Darkness tree)

Pitaya dragon

Ananas dragon

Lotus dragon

Lychee dragon

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(The ancients)

Pure vanilla (Bitter vanilla)

White lily (Black rose)

Hollyberry (Poisonberry)

Golden cheese (Burnt golden cheese)

Dark cacao (Apyss cacao)

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(Ex-cookie of darkness and a dancer)

Dark choco

Whipped cream

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(Tropical islands)

Sorbet shark

Mango

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(The bravest cookie, his not so brave brother, his bright sister and their enemy)

Gingerbrave

Dozer

Gingerbright (Special symbols like . and - are Purple and Italic)

Spiral lolipop (oc)

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(Family in the mansion)

Blackberry

Adventurer

Onion

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(TBD)

Croissant

String gummy

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(Twizzly's friends)

Toothpaste

Peeled carrot

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(Dark cacao kingdom)

Affogato

Caramel arrow

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(Lab tested shapeshifters)

Faker (oc)

Jam (oc)

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(Grandmaster hotel)

Earl grey

Pawn white cookie

Pawn black cookie

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(Yogurca)

Scorpion

Plain yogurt

Yogurt cream

Cactus flower (oc)

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(Crystalized undead and Flower ghost)

Crystal (Past name is Salted caramel) (oc)

Black tuilp (oc)

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(Electric love)

Hero

Lemon

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(Delivery!)

Pizza

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(The Curse and the Phantom)

Curse (Special symbols like . and - bold, black and italic)

Phantom (Special symbols like . and - bold, black and italic)

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(A trickster and a wannabe artist)

Gumball (cookie)

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(A scientist and a cyborg)

Aloe (Special symbols like . and - bold and green)

Cyborg (Special symbols like . and - bold and purple)

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(A sleep deprived professor)

Espresso (Special symbols like . and - are bold and black)

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(Future king)

Custard (III) (Special symbols like . and - are orange and italic)

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(Warriors that came from a timeloop)

Butter cream (NPC + fan name)

Waffle cone (NPC + fan name)

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(Consul of the Crème Republic)

Clotted cream

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(Bittersweet love)

DJ

Rockstar (Special symbols like . and - are Blue, bold and italic)

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(The All-star)

Choco ball cookie (Special symbols like . and - are Orange)

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(Forest enemies)

Grape feather (oc) (Special symbols like . and - are Orange and Bold)

Wolfberry (oc) (Special symbols like . and - are Orange and Bold)

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(The thorned cookie)

Thornberry (oc)

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(The optimistic host)

Blue raspberry soda (Special symbols like . and - are Pink) (NPC + fan name)

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(Bug queens)

Bitter choco wasp

Raspberry dragonfly

Tiger ant

Jam mosquito

Cobweb

Lava scorpion

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(Sprit guardians)

Sweet strawberry kitsune (oc)

Frosted grape deer (oc)

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(The fallen guardians)

Soul stealer (Soul vanilla)

Shattered soul

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(House caviar)

Captain caviar

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(Wolf from the abyss)

Dark wolf

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(The butterfly and the moth)

Light butterfly (Special symbols like . and - are Black)

Shadow moth (Special symbols like . and - are Black and Italic)

[altarofdecay]

welcome to eeby deeby

 aka ive made a dnd dsmp au! heres everyones dnd races n classes, plus sum bonuses

dream: changeling, draconic bloodline sorceror and champion fighter multiclass sapnap: half-tielfing, order of the profane soul bloodhunter george: moon elf, used to be a hunter ranger but multiclasses to circle of dreams druid callahan: firbolg college of whispers bard sam: half-orc armorer artificer ponk: earth genasi trickery domain cleric (their diety was the lemon tree but later became the egg) bad: tiefling cleric, pre-egg was arcana domain but changed to blood domain (his diety is skeppy)

tommy: half-elf scout fighter, later multiclasses to revived rogue

tubbo: BUGBEAR TUBBO I WILL NOT SHUT UP AB THIS!! hes a bugbear and artillerist artificer!

fundy: shifter arcane trickster rogue

punz: drow (theres rlly no reason for this i just like drow and punz), assassin rogue and pact of the chain warlock (patron is the egg)

purpled: half-gith, assassin rogue

wilbur: wood elf college of lore bard

schlatt: satyr, no class yet

skeppy: earth genasi, arcane trickster rogue

eret: fallen aasimar, wild magic sorceror

jack: reborn, gloom stalker rogue

niki: half-elf, scout fighter

quackity: protector aasimar, college of satire bard

karl: kalashtar, chronurgy wizard

hbomb: half-tabaxi, forge domain cleric (diety tbd)

techno: shifter, path of the totem barbarian

ant: tabaxi, hexblade warlock (patron is the egg)

philza: kenku, horizon walker ranger

connor: human, theif rogue

puffy: firbolg swashbuckler rogue/champion fighter

ranboo: tiefling, draconic sorceror/pact of the tome warlock (patron unknown)

foolish: scourge aasimar, used to be oath of conquest paladin but multiclassed to life domain cleric (he’s his own diety lol)

hannah: tiefling, circle of land druid/wild magic barbarian

charlie: changeling, college of glamour bard

michael: wood elf, oath of devotion paladin (deity is dream)

BONUS

velvet is an archfey trapped inside the egg

boomers a grung lmao

dreamXD is also an archfey

drista is a minor devil

#aaaaa #long post #dndsmp #dream smp #dsmp #dnd #Dungeons and Dragons #dsmp au #im not tagging everyone lol

[guckies]

*Dreamsmp Spoilers*

This is a dumb theory brain rot post, bc I don’t like this society.

Also sorry I couldn’t put this on read more I’m on my phone frantically typing this before some shit happens and I miss it

Hey y’all know how philza eluded to ghostza ...

Yeah anyway I’ve got a theory and I hope to Fullerton’s mother that I am not right.

Any who Tommy’s in prison with dream we know this blah blah blah... Tommy’s immune blah blah blah..

Sam runs the prison you know old news, however he hired some new people to help... aka the egg cultist... well as we know mr sammy wammy has supposedly fought back the egg or is currently hiding the fact that he is still fighting back the egg. Yeah so if he’s already been infected, it would be easier to fully corrupt him.

We also know that the egg has a lot of enemies as of right now but it also has a few allies. A few powerful allies that can be put on par with their enemies. However their enemies have a few attachments lying around, you know techno, philza and Ranboo; Karl, quackity and sapnap; Sam and ponk(???); puffy and foolish. What I’m saying is that some of their enemies are incredibly weak or they can be used against another player.

Yeah so those mother fuckers get ahold of some of them, then possibly they’re could be some failure on the smp. Which could lead in permanent deaths for some (cough -phil and tubbo) or losing a life or even possible egg corruption. And right now the only people who can’t really be infected are dream and tommy because they are in prison.

What I’m really saying is that Bad and Ant could corrupt Sam and take over the prison to possibly corrupt others... they might also make the mistake of showing dream or tommy to brag to them or try to get them on their side. All this could lead up to is Tommy and Dream(possibly if he’s actually changed and isn’t being a complete asshole) having to do a team up moment and help save everyone. :| whether it be by rallying all those who possibly died and lost their shit, or those who just haven’t gotten involved.

Some other things that are noteworthy.

-Ponk is a theif he knows the value of things for what they are and straight up gave tommy that many diamonds despite all of that. Was he trying to I don’t know help Tommy because he’s still on edge about the egg thing or was it all just a bit.

-Sam bro we don’t know if he fought off the egg successfully and he was very much against the egg only to allow both Bad and Ant to become GUARDS?!?!?

-Karl and the time travel stuff, I ain’t got a clue but with the theories on tubbo and him going to see tommy from exile and that’s why no one ever saw Tubbo when tommy did. Yeah so what if they get stuck there(or in the other place) and are unable to help the smp while they get infected, also one of the main dreamon hunters as well. Could cause some chaos with the pro omelette thinking that they have the two?

-Tommy’s immune = Prime’s CHOSEN ONE

-colour theory for one sec if the prison gets infected like the box they put skeppy in, then it would make the prison red after it being black then after red it would turn white. So it would be Blackstone Brick, Nether(or Red Nether) Brick and then Quartz Brick. Those are all materials from the nether aka HELL.

- Yeah so the mansion wasn’t affected even though egg was there at one point, mansion is also white. By that theory the Church is also white and purple. Two colours primarily shows to be affected or shown on the egg Red and blue make purple(cough -skephalo lol no). Any who Church can’t be affected, only safe place? Last point yeah who by the purple thing as well could this mean that purpled is unaffected/immune.

#dream smp #mcyt #tommy innit #dreamsmp #dream mcyt #tommyinnit #dream smp ponk #blood vines dreamsmp #dream smp spoilers #badboyhalo dream smp #antfrost dream smp #awesamdude mcyt #purpled dream smp #skeppy dream smp #karl jacobs #karl dream smp #tubbo dream smp

[venisonghost]

I leave my roomb for 2 minute ant I vcome back to find this little fucki g theif,,

#dog #apple #thief #that was my only good apple ;-; #Cy Says Stuff

[epcot-anthony]

I forgot that honest theif is coming out this year and ant and jas are mr and mrs hall🥺🥺

Omg yes🥺🥺 Married!!

[wildwoods1]

 Talking With Trees Again

Part 2 

By the time I found out I really was a tree-talker, I was in my 30’s and trying to manage a place to meditate out by a huge old Wild Cherry. To be honest I had completely forgotten the incident when I was 5; even the parts where the tree predicted what would happen in my future. 

After we moved into the rickety old 1920s cabin in the woods (after making extensive repairs) I was taking time to find my way around. I had suddenly felt the Earth pull me down to the ground and it seemed as if I had found “My Place” in the world. But the ants were maniacal! Hundreds of them: red and delicate black and red & black and heavy black in every size conceivable.  Fire ants, Carpenter ants, Theif Ants and not to be outdone, Crazy Ants.  You name it, I was awash in them. There was no way to manage it so I could be in “MY spot”. After all the Earth called me…told me that was it.  So I thought, why not?  “Uh, tree? ‘Scuze me, but do you know how I could ask the ants to leave me some space there?”

“….Peppers!”  You could feel it start before there was any interpretation yet.  The energy sort of “arrived” next to your head and eased it’s way in. ???  Suddenly I understood what it meant.

Like a child whose stuck in molasses, “Ya mean like hot peppers?” 

Instantaneous definitive response: silent “DUHHH.”  The tree feared the worst! That one took less than a 1/100th of a second.

“…..And how do I do this, exactly?”

The tree realized he would have to explain. There was a slight chagrin, even apologetic tenor in his reply.

“Ah.  Well, uh, go to the store.

Buy some peppers.     …are you still with me..?”

“Store, Peppers, right! Carry on!”

Seeming to realize that I was not literally in molasses, he continued with some version of civility. “About 1 full pound, hottest peppers…”

“Like Habaneros or hotter? I’m not sure what they will have.” I asked, obtuse to the last..

Sigh. “Habaneros will be fine.” He continued, a bit exasperated.  “Cut carefully (use gloves and wash hands thoroughly, even after gloves. Do not touch seeds.) Bring to boil for 10 minutes in 1 gallon water, let cool. Strain juice.”

“Pour at least 1 quart pepper juice on ground where you would like to sit.”  (At which point he seemed to suggest a spot close to his trunk but not touching where I had felt the strong pull to sit.) “Allow juice to dry. The ants will abandon that spot, no harm to you or them. Keep area misted with juice for the first few days/weeks-- remember to always use a ground covering to protect you from the spray.     And uhhh, (pause...sigh)  please forgive me. I regret rudeness.”

 Needless to say I was hooked. What a guy! Friendly?… well, he grew more so after we got better acquainted. I once asked him, after that beginning, if he was always snippy with other ppl.  He said he hadn’t had any ppl for the last 40 years. Before that it had been another 50 and before that it had been over 200. He said people showed up, made themselves to home and them abandoned him.  “Tsk tsk, now now, such a fuss from a great big old Wild Cherry such as yourself! I thought the Native people used to say the Wild Cherry was for healing the heart. So what happened?” 

This was the one and only time I felt him sort of dig his north west roots into the ground, (???) all very “aw, shucks, ma’am” embarrassed over his indulgences. It was faint and fleeting but unmistakable. In spite of every effort to keep a straight face, I couldn’t help but laugh! And then... he laughed, too.

  There was no mistake that the huge specimen was located right in the center of my new yard.

One day I noticed some bulges in the bark nearly the size of my fist on the North side of the tree and suddenly they were oozing sap. Alarmed, I asked what was wrong, what can I do, what do you need?

He showed no concern at all. I pressed for answers. Offered a Tree Arborist, even. He explained that he was grumpy when I first roused him from his “withdrawal”  because he was beginning his energy release. He had started a little too early but figured it wouldn’t really matter if he took his time about it. Finally I realized he meant his death. It was time for him to shut down and there was a long slow ritual of energy release (for some trees) prior to leaving the structure he had created. After much discussion on my part he said he was “gratified” to know the extent of my emotion for him but that it was the way life worked. He made me promise to allow him the dignity to release his work as he saw fit. It would be a good lesson in acceptance!

This tree was not my first but he was my formal teacher in Nature. If I mourn him for long he will send wily shoots up through his old decayed roots as if to say, “I am not dead yet!!! Stop assuming what you do not understand!!!”  He taught with extraordinary measures and went so far as to throw light and rainbows out in moments of my revelations! He was extraordinary and I would give so much to still have him as my companion.

 Now, after spending years in different places, I am once again back to the old cabin in the woods and counting what is left of the days I can say that word--Woods. This beautiful wilderness has survived all my life and fed heart and soul exactly as I wished. Soon it will be gone. They have planted once-open pastures with crop pine and sold everything else to developers.  The yearly fires to clear it have been burned. Contractors and surveyors tramp the land now marking off the Bald Cypress Swamps to be drained and filled, and huge 400+ year old Live Oaks to be cut, sawn to dust or sold to pulp mills.  My current lesson in acceptance!!!

I need to scout out the trees who show a preference for teaching and a level of patience to match the masterful Wild Cherry. It will take some planning and have to be done carefully before hunting season begins. This section of State Forest is not carefully protected and people interested in trees are at risk.  I want to learn all I can before it’s too late.

Want to come with…?

#Finding Our Way #Talking With Trees Again #Where ta go from here Sweet Sublime Woods! #Learning the quantum mind What #exactly IS Intinctive Wisdom?

[frombeginingtoend]

Umbrella Academy Playlist

All Die Young - Smith Westerns

Barracuda- Heart

Blood Like Lemonade - Morcheeba

Caffeine - DJ Roc

Dancing in the Moonlight - Toploader

Don't Stop Me Now - Queen

Exit Music (For a Film) - Radiohead

(Feels Like) Heaven - Fiction Factory

Goody Two Shoes - Adam Ant

Happy Together - Gerard Way ft Ray Toro

Hazy Shade of Winter - Gerard Way ft Ray Toro

I Think We're Alone Now - Tiffany

I'll Make It Easy - The Incredibles

In the Heat of the Moment - Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds

Istanbul - They Might Be Giants

Kill of the Night - Gin Wigmore

Lost Woman - Yardbirds

Mad About You - Hooverphonic

Mary -Big Theif

Memory Bound - Don McGinnis

Mirage - Toro y Moi

Never Tear Us Apart - Paloma Faith

One - Three Dog Night

Run Boy Run - Woodkid

Party In The Hague - DJ Roc

Phantom of the Opera Medly - Lindsey Stirling

Picture Book - The Kinks

Saturday Night - Bay City Rollers

Sinnerman - Nina Simone

Shingaling - Tom Swoon

Soul Kitchen - The Doors

Stay With Me - Mary J. Blige

Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows - Leslie Gore

They Call Me a Fool - Damon

The Walker - Fitz and the Tantrums

We're Through - The Hollies

#the umbrella academy #playlist #music #gerard way #luther hargreeves #allison hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #number five #ben hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves

[shiros-scribbles]

Rules: list the 10 songs you've been listening a lot to lately and tag 10 people!

I was tagged by @superpeachypersonal

1. Panic Room by Au/Ru

2. Better Together by Jack Johnson

3. Keys to My Heart by Louie Zong

4. Yellow Hearts by Ant Saunders

5. 929 by Halsey

6. Like Real People Do by Hozier

(I’m a gay, I’m legally required to like Hozier, lol)

7. Six Feet Under by Billie Eilish

8. Birds by Thomas Sanders and Terrence Williams

9. Drive from The Lightning Theif

10. Say My Name from BeetleJuice The Musical.

I tag @fireflythecinnamonjollyrancher @bunjolras @miniestlop @shortcakesoldier

[jabbernicky]

Avengers as D&D Characters

Captain America

Race: Human Variant 

Class: Paladin (Oath of Devotion)

Lawful Good

Iron Man

Race: Human

Class: Artificer (Artillerist)

Chaotic Good

Black Widow

Race: Half-Elf

Class: Rogue (Assasin)

Chaotic Neutral

Hulk

Race: Goliath

Class: Barbarian (Berserker)

Chaotic Good

Thor

Race: Demigod

Class: Cleric (Tempest Domain)

Neutral Good

Hawkeye

Race: Human

Class: Fighter (Arcane Archer)

Lawful Neutral

Scarlet Witch

Race: High Elf

Class: Sorcerer (Wild Magic)

Chaotic Good

Dr. Strange

Race: Human

Class: Wizard (Abjuration) 

Lawful Neutral

Spider-Man

Race: Wood Elf

Class: Rogue (Scout)

Chaotic Good

Black Panther

Race: Human

Class: Ranger (Horizon Walker) 

Lawful Neutral

Ant-Man

Race: Human

Class: Rogue (Theif)

Chaotic Good

War Machine

Race: Human

Class: Fighter (Battle Master)

Lawful Good

Vision

Race: Warforged

Class: Sorcerer (Devine Soul)

True Neutral

Falcon

Race: Human

Class: Fighter (Cavalier)

Lawful Good

Winter Soldier / White Wolf 

Race: Human Variant

Class: Fighter (Gunslinger)

Chaotic Neutral 

Nick Fury

Race: Human

Class: Rogue (Mastermind)

Lawful Neutral

Captain Marvel

Race: Aasimar

Class: Cleric (War Domain)

Chaotic Neutral

Starlord

Race: Human Variant

Class: Bard (Swords)

Chaotic Good

Gamora 

Race: Vedalken

Class: Fighter (Champion) 

Lawful Evil

Rocket 

Race: Ratfolk-Tabaxi Hybrid

Class: Artificer (Artillerist) 

Chaotic Neutral

Drax

Race: Half-Orc

Class: Barbarian (Storm Herald) 

Chaotic Neutral

Groot

Race: Trent

Class: Druid (Land)

Chaotic Neutral

Mantis 

Race: Kalashtar

Class: Cleric (Trickery Domain)

True Neutral

< BONUS >

Nebula

Race: Vedalken-Warforged Hyrbid

Class: Rogue (Swashbuckler) 

Neutral Evil

Loki

Race: Demigod

Class: Rogue (Arcane Trickster)

Chaotic Evil

The Ancient One

Race: Human 

Dual Class: Monk (Way Of Open Hand) + Wizard (Divination)

True Neutral

Ultron

Race: Warforged

Class: Warlock (Hexblade)

Neutral Evil

Thanos

Race: Goliath

Class: Fighter (Eldritch Knight)

Lawful Evil

#D&D #dnd #avengers #endgame #captain america #iron man #black widow #guardians of the galaxy #marvel #captain marvel #starlord #rocket #groot #thanos #scarlet witch #gamora #nebula #war machine #infinity war #ultron #avengers endgame #vision #mantis #gotg #spider-man #spiderman #far from home #loki #thor #nick fury