Ash Suzuki: *hums happily to themselves as they organize photographs for their job*
(For Alastor, from that anon ask. it can be a long or short thread, you decide.)
Alastor looks around to find Ash and sees them. He walks over to stand behind them but then looks to smile. "Well, hello there dear. Seems your busy as usual. Though, I'm sure your a lot more beautiful in pictures.." he smiled to look at them.
39 notes
·
View notes
FrostedApple Incorrect Quotes
So I made a thing:
So I decided to make incorrect quotes for the main pairing in said thing, hope you enjoy
Glacia: I feel like doing something stupid.
Lucifer: I’m stupid, do me.
Lucifer: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Glacia: Blue hydrangea, why?
Lucifer:
Glacia: Were you going to get me flowers?
Lucifer:
Glacia:
Lucifer: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
Glacia: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Lucifer: steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely
Glacia: That one. I want that one.
Glacia: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Eira: Did Lucifer say 'I love you' and you in turn say 'Thanks'?
Glacia: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–
Charlie: I know you love her.
Lucifer: I am not in love with Glacia!
Charlie, staring at Lucifer: I was talking about mom…
Lucifer: realizes
Lucifer: Shit. Well, anyways-
Glacia: yawns
Lucifer: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Glacia: Then you must be exhausted.
Angel: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
Angel: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Lucifer: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
Glacia walks in
Lucifer: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules, you know.
Charlie: I need life advice.
Lucifer, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.
Lucifer: Do you love me?
Glacia: We’re literally married.
Lucifer: Yeah, but as friends or—
Glacia: We're having a baby.
Eira: Oh, congradu-
Lucifer, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.
Glacia: Eira is at that very special age where a girl only has one thing on her mind.
Rosie: Boys?
Eira: Homicide.
Lucifer: I hate to to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.
Eira & Charlie:
Eira: Was it Charlie?
Lucifer: God, I love Glacia.
Rosie: Yeah, you fucking better.
Eira: A person can really hear themselves think out here.
Eira’s mind: Did you leave the stove on? The front door unlocked!? WILL YOU DIE ALONE!?
Eira: Well, that was a mistake.
Glacia: I'm bored, any suggestions?
Lucifer: Sleeping is nice.
Glacia: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.
Alastor: Lucifer is a little bitch.
Glacia: Why?
Alastor: Number one, he's little. Number two, he's a bitch.
Lucifer: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?
Glacia: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
Glacia: Is something burning?
Lucifer, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Glacia: Luci, the toaster is literally on fire.
16 notes
·
View notes
A portal to heaven opened up and Basil exited from it then it closed behind him. He looked around the hotel with a smile. This was the princess of hell's hotel and it was surprisingly nice. He started walking around to find where Lucifer's room was.
''Well, hello there my dear!''
A slightly static-y voice, riddled with a transatlantic accent, made you turn. You recognized the voice dimly from a radio station you would occasionally listen too (mostly on accident, the screams of dying demons that would, more often than not, appear on the show, weren't too your taste.)
''How may I be of your assistance? I don't recall having any new visitors--Charlie would have made quite the ruckus! So tell me, what is an angel doing here?"
10 notes
·
View notes
is “sugar on the cream” an actual saying? I know there are lots of sayings about sugar, and i know it has the same meaning as “icing on the cake”, but like it bothers me.
Alastor why do you bother me. you find your way into my every waking thought, and to my dreams at night. i would kill for you if i had the chance, ride across the seven seas, tread through treacherous mountains and slay the most abhorrent beasts, so you could get your revenge on the awful lot of the vees.
goodnight ilyyyy
7 notes
·
View notes
"Excuse me im looking for-" "oh are you a bat? I dont believe i ever met a bat demon before wow!" *completely forgetting about husker* "i am alastor im sure you've heard of me and my broadcasts! I no longer do that tho i work at a hotel now!" *he puts out his claws for them to shake, smiling trying to look friendly*
- @demon-of-the-radio 🦌
"Who wants to- Eh?" Coco turned her head at the sudden attention. She turned her head to see a tall red deer demon. "Alastor? Why yes, I've heard you over the radio, and posters." Seeing his hand out to shake, the bat grabbed his hand to shake in greeting. "I'm Coco. I sell oddities at the market down the street. What can I do ya for?"
mentions @demon-of-the-radio
17 notes
·
View notes
Meanwhile elsewhere:
"Good evening, sinners~! Your favorite radio demon here to make a very important announcement~!"
"Vox is nothing but an insecure, clout-chasing manchild who can never get over the fact that I said 'no' to joining his team!"
"That is all~ Enjoy the rest of your evening~!"
3 notes
·
View notes
Kuya, Dante and Edmond wanted to take their loved ones to the sun festival. Dante finally had a moment to relax and Edmond had finished his mission for the king.
Shinryu was speaking with Alastor who was drinking some tea while seeing Davion just setting some things down while looking about. They were just thinking about this sun festival they heard about or from their husbands.
9 notes
·
View notes
Oh? Well, this was interesting. Where had these two young ladies come from? Well, that didn’t truly matter for now. What did was that they were standing in the entryway of the hotel, and it was his job now to take care of this. Within a blink, Alastor had vanished into shadows, reappearing just beside them, his ever-present grin growing just a touch wider.
“Welcome, my dears, to the Hazbin Hotel! What might I do for you?”
[ ♡ ]: "AAHHH!!"
Both held onto each other terrified! Both of the younger witches screamed upon seeing someone unfamiliar! What just happened? What had did go wrong? Why were they here? Did they fall through the wrong portal? Why are they at a hotel?
5 notes
·
View notes
"Broadcasting live over H.E.L.L., operating on a frequency of 66.6Mhz, it's your favorite radio host, Alastor! And I'm here to increase your insurance premiums! Ahahaha!"
2 notes
·
View notes