#The Original

[star1yn0]

HII! So I saw that you were taking requests and I was wondering if you could do an adam x fem!reader who’s really sweet and kind, but really dumb and oblivious to his flirting, ( ex, adam mentions something about her tits and she’s just like “thanks!” and adam’s just like (._.) )

Note: YESS LOVE THUS REQUEST I always love the idea of just a bimbo esk reader but I didn't know how you want it so I did my usual writing style can change if you want tho (⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠)

Warnings: flirting or at least trying to + suggestive content also this is a f!reader

Adam x bimbo!reader

You were always so sweet and kind to Adam

That's the reason he loves you the most a truly good soul

But....for God sakes you cannot take a hint

I mean before you started dating he would flat out flirt

"whoa those tits are looking nice today babe"

And you'll just go "thanks Adam" (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠) no blush or anything

It's like he said something about boring shit like work

But God did that just make him want you more

He tried everything in the book of sex jokes

You even got used to him calling you "sugartits" like I was your given name

After you too got together everything started to click

You sit there flustered as you finally realized that for all these years your husband had been making dirty comments.it wasn't long before he came home.openig the door to see his wife in a chair in front of him giving him "the look".

"fuck...what did I do this time?" he searches his Chin with his pointer and thumb" Oh was it the toilet seat or-". "You think you're sooo sly huh" he gives you a confused look "what?" You stand from the chair walking over to him " you thought I wouldn't figure out that you were saying dirty things to me" you say as you dig your pointer finger in the center of his chest.he let out a sign of relief " geez babe you know your not the brightest mentally right" he saus in a playful tone as he bends down a little to get face to face. His hands grabbing both of your cheeks and giving them the little granny pinch of love. "You had me worried for a second you were leaving me". God did you hate but Adore this asshole.you pull him into a hug.taking in his sent."never.......but I think it's only fair if you act on those things you said" you lift your head up. Arms are still wrapped around him. "oh really"........

Although you are still a bit dim at times

I think he'll still love you

Even if you don't get his weird jokes

Note: this was fun but also a bit hard to write lol hope you enjoyed (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤

#hazbin hotel adam x reader #adam x reader #fanfic #x reader #hazbin hotel x you #hazbin hotel smut #adam x you #afam #hazbin #hotel #hazbin hotel #hazbin adam #the original #adam hazbin hotel #star1yn0

[just-vt]

years go by, nothing changes :)

#digital fanart #fanart #guilty gear strive #guilty gear #asuka r kreutz #the original #happy chaos

[pearlsinmyhair]

✧˚ · . think i need someone older

inspired by the unreleased isabel larosa song. this is my first time writing jake.

warnings: older man (37), younger woman (23). mdni. nsfw ahead. mentions of oral sex (fem!receiving). smut starts immediately.

“easy, baby girl. there’s no need to rush.” jake cooed as he held your tail, keeping you from pushing your hips back against him. he followed your movements with ease, always keeping the tip of his dick just inside your beckoning cunt, just enough to make you squirm.

“daddy, please.” you tried, burying your face into the crook of your elbow as your back arched deeper, trying every trick you had to get him to put it inside you already. but he just chuckled, rubbing his palm against your ass in a pitying gesture.

“look at you, acting so good.” he hummed, moving his hand down your spine and to the back of your neck. he pulled the inch of dick he had inside of you out, and you whined out of frustration and need. your pussy clenched around air, the tantalizing pull of jake’s body too much to bear, too much to deny.

it had always been too much to deny.

you had never found comfort in the boys your age, never found the burning heat in their eyes that you longed for.

but jake? oh, you would have never. he was the olo’ektan. he was off limits to you, a less prominent woman of the villiage. let alone that you were only twenty.

think i need someone older

but he had no mate, your friends reminded you, giggling behind their hands as the very man passed them on his way to a hunt.

and you had rolled your eyes, thinking that this little crush would blow over.

and after two years, it was all but gone. you had yet to find a mate, but you stopped looking for him in them.

and then, on the night of one of the hunting celebrations, he spoke to you.

“may i dance with you?” came a voice, soft but deep. you turned, startled at the proximity of it, only to find the man who you had worked so hard to ignore standing before you.

and like a lovesick idiot, you had nodded.

the dances of the omatikaya were close in nature, sinuous in movement, and sensual in rhythm. your body brushed against jake’s with every sway, his hand finding the small of your back and the dip of your waist with ease.

experienced, you mind whispered, and you shivered.

one dance turned into two, and two turned into four.

until you had somehow ended up on a ledge away from the villiage, legs spread wide by jake’s hands as he ate you out like a man starved.

he was so soft with you at first, getting you up to par with his own level of expertise before he started getting more… complex in your nightly (and, quite honestly, daily) escapades.

which brought your mind back to now.

his hand closed around the back of your neck, so very gentle but with the promise of more force. he lifted you head up, placing his chin on your shoulder as he leaned over you to look at your face.

“but acting good now isn’t gonna save you.” he whispered, and you keened as he rocked his hips forward to slide his cock through your soaking folds. the stimulation was much needed, but it wasn’t enough.

“i’ll be good.” you promised, your thighs shaking as he pushed your shoulders back down to the floor of the hut, your cheek pressed against the soft mat. “i’ll be so good, daddy. so so good. just give it to me.”

he tsked, still moving his hips in a steady rhythm.

“i know, baby. but daddy has to make sure you’re gonna be good. gonna have to fuck the brat out of you.” he whispered, and his hand came down on your backside in a sharp slap.

just a little bit colder

you squealed, jerking forward at the pain. but his hands grabbed your hips, keeping you still.

“this is a punishment, not a reward.” he said, voice low. his hand came down on the other cheek, and this time you kept your body still.

“if you wanted me to fuck you, all you had to do was ask, sweetheart.” he hummed, pressing the tip of his dick to your dripping cunt. “but you couldn’t just ask nicely. no, that’s not in your nature. you wanted this. you let that boy put his hands all over you, knowing damn well i was watching.”

you whimpered, and his hands traveled back to your hips.

“color?” he asked simply.

deep breath.

“green.” you said, your pussy clenching.

he slammed his length fully inside you in one movement, and you screamed at the mix of pleasure and pain that burst from your core.

“damn, baby, you wanted this bad. you feel how well she’s sucking me in? shit, i could just sit like this all night, plug you up until you try to fight me away.”

take the weight off your shoulders

you whined, moving your hips back to get some friction against your walls, squealing as he pulled out and slammed back inside.

his pace was brutal, his hips unrelenting as he pounded you down into the mat, the squelching of your pussy and both of your sounds of pleasure filling the hut.

“you hear that, baby? no one can make you this wet, definitely not some boy who wouldn’t even know where to start with you. only daddy can fuck you this good, isn’t that right, baby?”

you babbled, turning your head to the side to give some affirmation to his statement. he must have been content by it, because he gave you permission to cum.

his thrusts continued through it, fucking you dumb as orgasm after orgasm flowed over you, until your legs shook terrible and you were incoherent.

no, no boy could fuck you like this, you thought as jake pumped his seed into your abused cunt.

you had always needed someone older. someone willing to take you down a peg when you tried to make them jealous.

and as the soft pouch of jakes stomach pressed against your ass, the warmth of his cum deep in your womb, you closed your eyes and sighed contentedly.

think i need someone older

masterlists.

@teyamsatan, how’d i do?

#oml i’ve seen too many edits #dilf!jake sully #jake sully x reader #jake sully x fem!reader #jake sully x reader smut #jake sully #the original #avatar #avatar the way of water #the way of water #avatar x reader

[yourmomisthebombb]

your mom is the bomb!

#your mom #the original

[epicthemusicalstuff]

Im the monster rawr rawr rawr

I’m The Monsters Rawr Rawr Rawr

#Monster #epic the musical #epic the underworld saga #rawr #im in a mental battle with myself about which version of monster is better #The original #or this version

[literaila]

“i love you,” he whispers, and it’s more than a confession. something like a promise.

“you idiot,” you tilt your head at him, unable to keep the smile off your face. “don’t you think i know that?”

#the original #i had saved in my drafts so i wouldn’t forget the line #good times #a typical family

[cloudy-citrus]

deltatober day 8: together

#utdr #deltarune #deltatober 2022 #deltatober #my art #citributions #kris deltarune #ralsei deltarune #susie deltarune #noelle deltarune #berdly #starwalker #the original

[alpacacare-archive]

group mugshot

#repostober #day 30 #deltarune #deltarune chapter 2 #ralsei #deltarune kris #kris dreemurr #deltarune susie #deltarune lancer #the original starwalker #shit sorry #the original #‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ #starwalker #noelle was originally here too but i didnt like how she turned out so i edited her out #im sorry girly your head looked weird #but gosh they all look so good #btw i drew all of these from memory- no reffs. but i was hyperfixtated and usually when i am my mind is more reliable than the wikis #i love how soft ralsei looks i love how sprite accurate (height and proportions-wise) kris is and i love the green on them i love #how SPIKY susie is i love how rotund lancer is and how THE LIGHT LOOKS ON HIS BELLY and i love the original #starwalker so much that i had to draw him twice #it feels off complimenting myself like this but i really like how all of them look hkdfk......

[cl0wnhaus]

sanest man from ireland

#gg #guilty gear #happy chaos #asuka r kreutz #the original #fanart #clownhausart

[shinobicyrus]

Watching WTNV make a sudden resurgence on Tumblr has been wild and delightful but what’s really been striking me about the passage of time has been seeing the recent fanart.

Because unlike back in the day when the majority of Cecil fanart depicted him via...a narrow consensus, most of what I’m seeing of Cecil now barely even represents him as a person, anymore.

He’s the Night Vale 👁, now.

And if he is humanoid? Then his face is...hidden. Blurred or otherwise made indistinct. In the time that he’s been gone, Cecil is no longer a mere Tumblr Sexyman.

He is a Sexy Eldritch Horror, now.

#you know what that is? growth #Cecil Palmer #the original #Tumblr Sexyman #Welcome to Night Vale #God I remember going to the book tour for the first WTNV book #it was in Milwaukee at the same time as the 2015 Republican Debates #listened to Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor get interviewed by Patrick Rothfuss #while Trump was in a big convention center across the street #back when the idea of Trump being president was still hilariously implausible #God that feels forever ago #someone asked about the Glow Cloud and gender #and I forgot both the question and the answer #which is...fitting at least

[ratcate]

the funny guys

#pizza tower #how can a drawing be so funny istg #not mine tho #the original #goat shit

[incorrectone-piece]

Ace: You know, when I first met you I thought you were weird, and annoying.

Luffy: .... Luffy: And? Ace: And you are. :>

#SOurce: Teen Titans #THE ORIGINAL #NOT THE GARBARGE ON CARTOON NETWORK NOW #GET IT RIGHT #funny #one piece #incorrect quotes #one piece incorrect #one piece incorrect quotes #incorrect one piece quotes #luffy #monkey d. luffy #incorrect one piece #Ace #portgus d ace #asl #asl as in one piece #op asl #op incorrect #incorrect op #incorrect quotations #haha #lol

[crippled-peeper]

I haven’t found much fiction that conveys the dehumanizing way in which surgeons treat patients with extreme or rare conditions. to be both a person and a specimen in the conversations. to give people the legal permission to study you and write about you.

#closest I’ve found is like ghost in the shell. maybe #the original #personal #cripplepunk #cripple #surgery #disabled

[shiftythrifting]

A vacuum for insects. In case you don't wanna smash that spider with a shoe. Goodwill in Festus, MO, USA.

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #bugs #the ORIGINAL #goodwill

[ikanebula]

wanted to doodle how i think The Original looked like

#happy chaos #the original #asuka r. kreutz #asuka r kreutz #that man #ggst #guilty gear #guilty gear strive #ikanebula doodles

[waruihoshi]

Continuing the series help

#waruihoshi art #transformers #transformers g1 #soundwave #g1 soundwave #the one and only #the original #my BOY #LOOK AT MY BOY #he's so yes #maccadam