Bruhmet Pasha- Dude, just CHILL.
While it is obviously impossible (YET) to outcompete Hurrem and Mahidevran at the "being your own worst enemy" game, HOT DAMN THIS MAN TRIES.
Besides being the biggest bigot in the palace (yet?) the guy is a constant source of fun at his own expenses because of a severe case of "just can't shut up."
One actually interesting thing about his character, btw, is how he reflects on Piri Pasha.
At this point, I'm convinced that the reason why Piri tolerates him constantly bad mouthing Ibrahim in his ears DURING THE FREAKING COUNCIL SESSIONS has to be that he actually shares his prejudice, and he's just too old, loyal, smart and attached to formality to act or talk on it, so basically letting Ahmet vent to him is an outlet.
Which makes it even more hilarious that Ahmet had NOT picked up on that and risked alienating the one person that tolerates his presence by mocking his son at the engagement party (btw lamest party ever, to the point that the Sultan himself was like "aight, this sucks, I'm changing party suckers").
I said this already, but the one sympathy factor he has is that it is unclear if Suleyman has yet picked up on his hate for Ibrahim, so it looks like he just gets bullied all the time for the wrong reasons.
Note, btw- Imho he would actually be the most handsome man on the cast (up to Episode 11 at least) on par with Matrakchi (bearded) if he didn't ruin it with his utter lack of class and constantly making himself the butt of the joke.
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Old Bill Cipher was hopping around
Tumblr City like a big playground
When suddenly Megamind burst from the shade
And hit Bill Cipher with a Mindgrenade
Bill Cipher got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Black Hat
Who proceeded to open up a can of Hat-Fu
When Lewis Pepper came out of the blue
And he started beating up Blackquille Hat’neal
Then they both got flattened by the Mindmobile
But before it could make it back to the Mindcave
Jack Skellington popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Megamind away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Herobrine came to save the day
This is the ultimate showdown of sexyman destiny
Objects and twinks and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of sexyman destiny
Bill Cipher took a bite out of Herobrine
Like The Warden took a bite out of crime
And then Black Hat came back covered in a tire track
But Slenderman jumped out and landed on his back
And Megamind was injured, and trying to get steady
When Jack Skellington came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he slowed
Nagito Komaeda took him out with his hope
Then he saw Bill Cipher sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Megamind stole it and he shot and he missed
And Slenderman deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
While Jack Skellington tried to pole vault
Onto Herobrine, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Reigen stare
This is the ultimate showdown of sexyman destiny
Objects and twinks and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
Angels sang out with immaculate amour
Down from the heavens descended Cecil Palmer
Who delivered a kick that was powered by the weather
Into the crotch of Nagito Komaeda
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Megamind changed back into Normal Brain (?)
But Cecil saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Megamind’s head in between his thighs
Then Professor Venomous and maid-dress Raymond
And the Once-Ler and Turbo and Ingo and Spamton
And Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice and Wheatley
And trickster god Loki and self-aware Benr(e)y
Alastor, Dr. Habit, Junkrat, Guzma, Almond Cookie
The whole cast of Goncharov (1973)
Bruno Madrigal and Purple Guy
Tony the Clock, DOC OCK, and King Dice
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Cecil Palmer in his radio ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With tumblrinas looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for like two weeks
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Sans Undertale in a bloodstained sweater
This is the ultimate showdown of sexyman destiny
Objects and twinks and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
(The sexiest showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
(The sexiest showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
Of sexyman destiny
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