#The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug

[aceofwhump]

No. 11 WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY?: Sloppy Bandages | Self-Done First Aid | Makeshift Splint

Supernatural 4x09 | The Witcher 1x08 | Stargate SG-1 6x15 | Stargate Atlantis 1x12 | Chicago Med 1x01 | The Punisher 1x13 | The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug | Arrow 1x03 | The Martian | Limitless 1x01 | The Adam Project | Harrow 1x10 | Hawaii Five-0 1x20

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[sketchykurmet]

The other day I was watching the Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug and was wondering why Legolas was acting so serious and so unLegolas like, then I noticed that he was wearing eyeliner

Legolas is going through the elf equivalent to a emo phase

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[unicorngunter]

Happy 10th anniversary to my favourite part of The Hobbit trilogy!

AUJ anniversary art, support me with commission

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[verk0my]

thorin saying “you have keen eyes master baggins” while looking at huge ass stairs will never not be funny to me

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[punster-2319]

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[meteors-lotr]

Bard totally thought Bilbo and Thorin were married

I’m back on my bs

So I remembered yesterday that the dwarves like totally lied straight to Bard’s face when they first met him, saying that they were going across the lake cause they were visiting their relatives in the iron hills. Now who knows how much of that he believed, but ya know, he didn’t ask many questions at least

So sure, cool. Couple of dwarves traveling between the blue mountains and the iron hills, nothing strange about that, they’re dwarves. But amongst the bearded little dudes, there’s a Hobbit. Hobbits, who famously rarely travel anywhere, much less as far as the iron hills. What is he doing so far from home?

But since none of the dwarves said anything akin to “Also this hobbit is traveling with us, just for convenience”, then it must mean that the hobbit is with them. Apart of the group, apart of the family. And unless one of these dwarves have adopted the little dude, which would be highly unlikely, he must be apart of the family in some other way. And what’a the most common way to enter a family? Marriage.

So the Hobbit, Bilbo as he introduces himself as, is probably married to one of the dwarves. But who? Well, he’s seen standing very close to the brooding one with dark hair and short beard. The brooding dwarf in fact rarely leaves his side, always standing on the ready to protect the little one.

And in the town square, when the brooding one (Thorin, rightful king of Erebor) needs someone to vouch for him, who is the first to pipe up but the hobbit, speaking highly of the young king, with adoration and hope in his eyes.

But not only did Bard probably think the two were married, no he also probably thought he was witnessing their divorce first hand on top of the wall of Erebor. Probably one of the weirdest couples he’s ever met, and his town had the unibrow guy hooking up with Stephen Fry.

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[tlotrgifs]

Lee Pace as Thranduil THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG (2013)

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[lotrcolors]

Martin Freeman as Bilbo Baggins THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG (2013)

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[idontcarecarebear]

I love comparing book Thorin and to movie Thorin especially when they first meet Bilbo and book Thorin lands flat on his face being crushed by Bifur, Bofur and Bombur, pulls out a beautiful harp that he’s been carrying the whole time to the shire and even after they leave the shire, gives compliments to Bilbo about being a generous host and talks about the hair on his feet and movie Thorin just saunters in looking like a sexy mysterious man in the night ready to whisk away poor Bilbo but his brain wasn’t working quick enough to keep up with the charade and insults Bilbo instead.

And I love both of them and would love it if they both met and thought the other version was a complete moron.

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[trashanstuff]

drawing of my fav scene

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[ineffablejaymee]

the true antagonist of the hobbit is that little bitch bird that woke up smaug with its fucking beak trying to crack open a nut

what a bitch

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[leepacesource]

Orlando Bloom as Legolas & Lee Pace as Thranduil in  ⤷ The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013)

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[smolestboop]

If Fili and Kili shared the same prison cell in Mirkwood

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[franklyalarmed]

Ed Sheeran did NOT have to go so fucking hard with I See Fire. It literally hits so fucking perfect as Desolation of Smaug closes and the credits roll. Insane. Fucking madman.

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[disdaidal]

You cannot take that away from him! - Fili. - I will carry him if I must!

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[locke-esque-monster]

I appreciate how The Hobbit films took the opportunity to turn Thorin's greatest liability as a leader as the one that also flips the figuratively switch on his crazy plan to save them at the end of DoS.

Dwalin: "The plan's not going to work. These furnaces are stone cold."

Balin: "He's right - we've no fire hot enough to set them ablaze."

Thorin (a dwarf who has for two films has impressively pissed off just about every being they've encountered) thinks to himself the Dwarvish equivalent of "Hold my beer. My time has come".

Proceeds to insult Smaug into such a rage that the dragon tries to kill them all by lighting everything around them on fire, including the furnaces that will help them attack and hopefully incapacitate Smaug.

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