#The Gorilla Club

[markedbyindecision]

GIFFING EVERY VICTORIOUS EPISODE

S3E2 “The Gorilla Club”

#victorious #gifvictorious #torivegaedit #vjusticeedit #victoriajusticeedit #* #*victorious #everyvictorious #the gorilla club #*gifs #victoriousedit #userstefanie #usercharlieb #nessa007 #janielook #userelizabethgillies #lizgedit

[heelrollins]

@clark.connors: Cowboy and the Criminal

📸 by Beyond Gorilla

#clark connors #dan moloney #drilla moloney #war dogs #bullet club war dogs #bullet club #njpw #new japan pro wrestling #wrestling #photography #beyond gorilla seriously one of my favorite photographers

[jouste]

Gecker the Ambergrip! With a lucky leather bracelet, and a god's fist fossilized inside a gigantic amber club, this is one well equipped powerhouse of a primate! The primitive spirit from the appendage guides this gorilla-man to reunite the remaining pieces!

#gorilla #jouste #drawbarian #Character Design #oc #ocs #original character #concept art #monkey #club #warrior #fighter #amber

[tempural]

Potential sticker designs for May's Hot Dog Sticker Club!

Sticker Club members can vote on which design I finish first. Not a member yet? Become a zeenie weenie!

For May, we have the choice of:

Twin Gorillas: Western lowland gorillas: One grey gorilla, one vanilla gorilla. They are highly intelligent and critically endangered. The only known albino gorilla was Snowflake - his albinism possibly being the result of naturally occuring inbreeding. This will come in a set of two stickers!

Pink Dolphin: There are several types of pink dolphins in the world.  This particular drawing depicts a Taiwanese Humpback Dolphin, Their pink coloration is due to blood vessels close to the skin's surface.  There are less than 100 Taiwanese Humpback Dolphins left in their natural habitat.

Anglerfish Het Yaoi: <3 size difference! Some types of anglerfish, such as this fanfin anglerfish, display extreme dimorphism and parasitism. The males are 1/10th the size of the female and cannot digest food. Unless they find a girlfriend they will die. Once they find a GF, they fuse organically with her flesh, and they shrivel until they're nothing but a beating heart and set of testes. Some species of female anglerfish may have up to 8 sperm donors attached to her at once.

#fanfin anglerfish #western lowland gorilla #albino gorilla #pink dolphin #taiwanese humpback dolphin #indo pacific humpback dolphin #sticker club #draws #animals #nature #animal art

[mike----wazowski]

very very minor gaiden spoiler but

whyyy did they make us do the live action cabaret game in a story mission 😭😭 had to skip through all that awkward shit i couldnt take it

#i dont think this a major spoiler but i'll tag it anyway #lad gaiden spoilers #yakuza spoilers #lad gaiden #i never once did cabaret club and i never will the only good thing abt them is the dialogue where kiryu says he was a gorilla in a past life

[meili-sheep]

The kids specifically shit on Kaeya for not being able to catch up with Diluc's workout. Like none of the knights can do it but they target Kaeya specifically for apparently no reason at all

"Oh it's the uncle who can't do the workout!"

"Uncle Kaeya is the one who lost our race last time, remember?"

"Oh right the one who went all red after the easy workout"

Oh totally. Those kids are Diluc's biggest defenders, and Kaeya is Diluc's biggest headache.

So The kids become Kaeya's biggest headache. Particularly Razor... Who likes to bite. Razor was also already passing up Kaeya to start taking.

Honestly, it doesn't bother Kaeya too much when they tease him. It's actually pretty funny to him that tease kids can pass and tease him. It sort of makes him work out hard cause he's

"Gotta take care of those dang kids. And put them in their place!"

#dadluc #uncle kaeya #gorilla dad and his gorilla kids lmaoo #kaeya alberich #kaeya #kaeya headcanons #Diluc's Monster Workout Club

[madderson]

is Joe Lewis being arrested for saying we need to sell Harry Kane ?

#is anyone in this club free of crime #who’s next? Eric dier arrested for purchase of illegal Joe rogan gorilla supplements

[gorillacampflow]

LAYY-REALLY Shot By T.BrittVisuals

#youtube #gorilla camp #layyy #really #single #tbrittvisuals #movies #art #music #ratchet #underground #rap #hiphop #bay area #slideshow #party music #420 club #california #louisiana #detroit #chicago #texas #idaho #ohio #las vegas #florida #universal #independent label #upcoming artist #2023

[salomasretired]

To be honest. The houses are all gone under the sea. The dancers are all gone under the hill. And to be clear… even when the last tree falls. There will be fire.

#look up freedom club by sleepytime gorilla museum 😌

[timmurleyart]

The devalued species. 🦧 🦍🐒💥🔥🔫

#rod serling #planet of the apes #ape coin #apes together strong #bored ape #bored ape yacht club #apechain #ape #apes #apes not leaving #gorillas #gorilla #monkeys #monkey #orangutans #orangutan #bape #bape japan #60s movies #scifiart #scifibooks #scifiandfantasy #science fiction #sci fi movies #sci fi writing #dystopian fiction #dystopian films #dystopian #dystopia #movie poster art

[gorillagorillagorillagorilla]

Did johnny ever actually say shit about getting choked or did everyone collectively imagine that

#i know the strip club comment is like #datamined or whatever #gorilla cyberpunk

[queengoddessclub]

#queen goddess club #women artists #art for sale #animal art #ai art #beautiful women #self empowerment #jungle #africa #asia #india #lions #tigers #gorillas #giraffes #elephants #jaguars

[an-au-blog]

Broke student Sanji who goes to Nami's birthday at a gay club and ends up being hit on by a couple of guys. He's straight but goes again because he has rent to pay and if others can pay for his drinks he doesn't care if they're doing it to try and get lucky. Not to mention that the compliments he gets give him an ego boost. No woman had ever told him "your eyes were as beautiful as a forget-me-not, so don't forget me" and then slid their number to him.

There was a downside - one man tried getting handy with him and Sanji had to kick him into the ground. It got his thrown out of the club for the night but then a green haired man rushed out. His face was red and he was out of breath. He has a scar and the build of a gorilla, he kind of looked like a Yakuza, if Sanji didn't know any better he'd say he was one. But there was something oddly soft about the way he was looking at Sanji that reassured him he wouldn't try anything.

When the man finally spoke it caught Sanji by surprise. "Kick me like that." His words were breathy and stirred something in Sanji's gut.

"What?!" It's all the blond said and took a step back ready to bolt.

But then the other man started explaining that he's a martial arts trainer and has a course in self-defense and that that kick was one of the most magnificent things he's seen. Sanji reluctantly agreed but when he got to the gym they decided on, started sparingly, all sweat and heavy breaths, it hit Sanji. Maybe he's not as straight as he thought... It also didn't help that he had Zoro in a headlock, choking him with his thighs as this revelation was sprung on him.

#zosanzo #zosan #sanzo #zsz #zoro x sanji #sanji x zoro #op

[statementlou]

what's the dress code and entry free stuff for harry? i missed all that!

from what I saw being said by people who were looking up the place that he and Olivia were photographed at tonight, it's very expensive to get in (I saw £300 door price said by someone, and I just looked it up and it says private tables are £2500 minimum) and has a strict dress code; someone was laughing about Harry being let in even though he was casually dressed because, you know, he's Mr Harry Styles! who's gonna tell him no!

#the box london #its a burlesque club #known for very out there performances #harry is the proverbial 300 lb gorilla like yk where does a 300 lb gorilla sit #wherever she wants

[gabigabigabby]

cristiano's daughter | j. félix

joão félix x ronaldo!footballer!reader

synopsis: joão steals your celebration as his way of telling you that goal was yours

a/n: plot is set during the euro qualifier game against luxembourg in march where he did that celebration with his arms crossed (ifykyk). joão is barça player bc it's perfect for this plot and y/n is barça femeni player. again, perfect for the plot. ALSO THANK YOU FOR 700++ FOLLOWERS, ik it's bee a while since i was on here but i really do appreciate all the love you give on my works 🥹🥹 so enjoy this one!

content/warnings: fluffy as hell, y/n taking a promise extremely seriously, dialogue in portuguese and spanish, eva and mateo being the cutest twin siblings ever, not proofread, lmk if i missed anything! 💫

🎵 streaming: infrunami - steve lacy

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"papá nos estamos mirando. devuélvenos el saludo." gio begins talking, but you were in your football la-la-land.

i could've done a bicycle kick yesterday, you thought. it could've been my match.

don't you just love it? being in your own thoughts for the 500th time today. sense the sarcasm? "y/n," gio catches your attention, snapping you out of your head. "joão te busca, cariño." [dad is looking for us, wave back. joão is looking for you, sweetheart.]

your eyes run all over the pitch before landing on the squad, joão the second to last guy in the line-up. he sends you a wave, grinning to himself when he sees you facing him. he'd never know if you were making eye contact or not; he was just happy you were there. you wave back at him, not even bothering to hide your smile from your stepmother.

"estoy feliz de que estés feliz. y tienes suerte porque es un chico lindo," gio winks before you both share a laugh; something you missed sharing with georgina. because of your tight schedule and the fact that you play football in spain and don't live in riyadh with your parents and siblings, you'd missed out every single important thing that's happened in the ronaldo house. eva and mateo's sixth birthday, alana's first day of school, bella's first steps, junior joining the al-nassr academy. everything. "¿sabes lo que significa? bebés lindos." [i'm happy you're happy. and you're lucky because he's a cute boy. and you know what that means? cute babies.]

"mamá!" you try to stop gio from going any further. because babies? aren't you too young to be thinking about children right now? your career at barcelona had only begun to skyrocket, and joão had only recently began his season stint at the club. children and settling down should be the last thing on both your minds. although every now and then, you can't help but think about it. would you and joão last long enough for children of your own in the future? "i'm only 22." you mutter under your breath, soft enough for gio to completely miss it.

the referee's whistle snaps you out of your own thoughts — a place you'd often find yourself in when you're out of the pitch. you were worried about the fact that joão barely got to feel the ball. especially after he promised you he'd give you a strike tonight.

"no, i promise," his voice lingers around you from hours ago. "i'll make sure i get the ball, and it's yours, querida. eu prometo." [i promise]

well, he promised — and promises stick with you like gorilla glue. even at the ripe old age of 22, you still believe in pinky promises the way georgina still believes in romance movies. that's besides the point.

it was up till the point after your dad was awarded a penalty. he took it, it went in, your dad is a worldwide legend, blah blah blah. you knew it was bound to happen everytime portugal play. the game was inching up to 14 minutes as your legs begin to bounce nervously. what made it worse was that mateo was on your lap when it happened.

"querida, why are your legs shaking?" mateo's neck cranes to look at you. all you could give him was a weak smile.

"nothing, 'zinho. just nervous for papai like all of us, né?" you answer, hoping mateo will take it and leave it alone.

"you're nervous for joão." if there's one thing you could curse about mateo, it's how close he is to you, even though you no longer live with your family. on his day, mateo would feel lonely — even though he's a twin — and ask gio to facetime you. most of the time, he'd catch you at the right time; driving back home from training, going out for lunch with joão on an off day. and sometimes you wouldn't pick up, occupied with training for the upcoming game that week.

mateo would never fail to call you at least twice a month, understanding how tight your schedule is and that he has to leave you alone sometimes, afraid you'd be exhausted after a long day of training. sometimes you'd give him a call too, missing your queridinho on your day.

"não somos todos?" you nervously chuckle, your hands were resting on mateo's lap, its fingers slowly picking at your cuticles. [aren't we all?]

"si, but you're stressed," mateo pouts. "joão told me you made him promise to score tonight. and you know what, y/n? i hope he scores too." he gives you his typical mateo smile; the absolute sweetest thing you could ever see.

not even a mere few seconds later, a cross from bernardo comes in. you try to anticipate which portugal boy it'd reach. you released a breath you didn't realise you were holding when you see the ball making immediate contact with joão's head, as he nicks the ball in past the luxembourg goalkeeper.

the crowd was anticlimactic, though, you'd have to say. there is a totally valid reason for it. is joão offside or not? the referee blows his whistle, giving the goal to portugal as they now lead the game 2-0. you carefully picked mateo up as you stand, the boy's arms in the air as he celebrates the allowed goal from his hermano. you watch as joão turns to the grandstand your family is situated at.

you can only assume he's looking at you at that point, but gio turns to face you and mateo to state the obvious. "el te esta mirando!" gio screams in a whispery manner. you'd only assumed that, but you were wearing the white portugal away kit, allowing joão to identify you clear as day from the pitch compared to the rest of your family who were clad in black winter coats. you agree, the weather is a bit nippy in luxembourg.

joão looks you dead in the eye — or you assume — and crosses his arms. you immediately realise what it meant, smiling to yourself as your dad, bruno and bernardo begin to crowd him and give him words of congratulations on the smooth yet second nature goal of his.

you wait till after the game, where they defeat luxembourg 6-0 to regroup with joão and cristiano. cris, before anything, would engulf gio and bella first, giving joão full leeway to reach for you first. "did you see?!" the taste of excitement is still sweet and prominent on joão's tongue when he speaks.

"i saw! my celebration at barça. thief." you joke, pushing a fist into his bicep playfully.

"amo-te, linda. obrigado por estar aqui." joão smiles, not hesitating to squish your face into his chest. [i love you beautiful, thank you for being here]

"eu vim buscar o papai, mas tudo bem." you shrug jokingly before finding yourself in your papai's arms and listening to him thank you for coming to a portugal game — an away game, no less. [i came for dad, but okay]

#joão félix #joao felix #joão félix x reader #joao felix x reader #joao felix x you #joao felix x y/n #joao felix fluff #football #football x y/n #football x you #football x oc #football x reader

[haveyouheardthisband]

obscure bands and where to listen to them, part 2

Follow-up to [this post].

Here I'll go over five artists whose polls got an extremely low amount of "yes" votes, plug where you can listen to them, etc.

If you're a fan of one of these artists and I got anything wrong or you have anything to add, please send an ask!

Long post ahead.

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PALMSY

Genres: Indie Pop, Jangle Pop, Bedroom Pop 10 out of 2,375 voters have listened to them. (0.4%)

Self-described as such: "Bedroom songs from the Netherlands. Feel-good sunny energy, jangly indie pop and the breezy energy of pop-punk." Their website (in Dutch) says they're influenced by artists such as Bombay Bicycle Club, Darwin Deez, Little Comets, and The Wombats. Released one EP in 2017 and seems to have been inactive since, but two members went on to form the band Banji.

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Clay J Gladstone

Genres: Pop Punk, Punk Rock 12 out of 2,495 voters have listened to them. (0.5%)

Australian. "Emo punk outfit Clay J Gladstone was formed in 2020, comprised of current and former members of powerhouses Resist the Thought, Caulfield, and Buried in Verona." Released one album and some singles in 2021-2022, but they're still active and playing shows! Apparently one of their guitarists got his equipment stolen recently but they were able to fundraise enough money to replace it so yay :)

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Radiation 4

Genres: Avant-Garde Metal, Mathcore 10 out of 2,314 voters have listened to them. (0.4%)

Los Angeles-based experimental metal band that dressed in lab coats and glasses for their live performances. Their MySpace listed their influences as "Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Tom Waits, Mr Bungle, Botch..the list goes on." (IMO, the vocals especially are VERY Mike Patton-ish.) Released an EP in 2001 and an album in 2003, then went on hiatus in 2007 (though the vocalist uploaded some of their stuff to Bandcamp in 2022-2023?) Here's a fairly recent interview with the vocalist.

Bandcamp Here are unofficial YouTube uploads of Radiation 4 (2001 EP) and Wonderland (2003 album), which aren't on the Bandcamp, or anywhere else that I can find. ...Also, I finally found a copy of the album art for Wonderland that isn't JPEG'd into oblivion.

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LightGuides

Genres: Pop Rock, Indie Rock, Math Rock 4 out of 2,158 voters have listened to them. (0.2%)

Self-proclaimed "Glaswegian pop-punk samba legends" (they aren't really samba though...) previously known as We Hung Your Leader. According to their old website, their influences included Jimmy Eat World, Alexisonfire, Brand New, and The Get Up Kids. Released two "mini-albums" between 2010 and 2011, and ceased posting on social media around 2017. Here's an interview (from shortly before the release of their second album) if you want to know more!

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Tribraco

Genres: Jazz-Rock, Avant-Prog, Progressive Rock 12 out of 2,534 voters have listened to them. (0.5%)

Italian instrumental jazz-rock band, formed in Rome in 2004 initially as a trio but then grew to a quartet. Their MySpace listed such influences as John Zorn, Frank Zappa, Igor Stravinsky, and Fred Frith. Released two albums, one in 2008 and one in 2010. (...there's not much else I could find about them!)

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#talk #long post #Youtube