#Tell me friend when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness
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Tell me, friend. When did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness?
That was like I couple months ago, stubbed his toe on a corner and just lost it.
Was screaming and yelling about his shoes being soft in the front and how he's always stubbing his toes on corners. Finally went nuts and decided that it might be better to embrace all the industrial stuff and see if he could get a few orcs to take up cobbling and make him some shoes that would keep his toes safe but not be as heavy and loud as full on armor.
Orcs came back with steel toed shoes everything just started to snowball from there, it was terrifying to see how quickly he instituted a industrial revolution underneath Orthanc.
Then when Sauron offered him a 600 inch flatscreen to watch his fav movies and shows if he'd help him out some, it just completely sealed the deal on the whole thing.
Tragic turn of events that wouldn't have happened if he just payed attention to where he was walking or even just put little bits of foam on the corners of things.
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Today I watched Lord of the Rings for the First time, here are my live reactions;
Do note, I already knew so many crucial details and also I watched the last movie first for some reason. Anyways suffices to say I enjoyed it! My mom has wanted me to watch these movies with her for a long time so I’m glad I can finally make her happy in that way. Here’s the reaction;
I wonder how Sauron gets his ring on every morning
OH HIS FINGERS
Oh Sauron’s just, defeated
Oh no he’s got the ring
Oh he’s dead that’s rough
Golem!
Hes so gross
OH GOD HIS EYES
Ring just has a mind in its own
Bilbo! I sorta know you!
Shire! So pretty! Hi Elijah Wood. GANDALF.
Sassy Frodo! Aw they’re friends.
Oh this place is so delightful.
I love them.
This is so pleasant.
New Zealand
“Alright then keep your secrets”
OH SMAUG MENTIONED
Fireworks! How pleasant!
Such pretty music.
THE HOUSE.
Friends!!
The chandelier!
Tell Frodo what? Oh he’s planning to do the ring thing instead.
That’s a huge pipe.
Pippin and Mary!
Oh no dragon fireworks.
Oh no the ring. Bilbo no. “Why shouldn’t I keep it.”
OH GOD GANDALF SPOOKY.
“I’m trying to help you.”
Good job dude! He gave up the ring! “And he lived happily ever after.”
Oh bye Gandalf.
Oh he’s just here at the castle now! Ooh he’s reading. I love all these set pieces. Oh god “it is precious to me.”
OH NO. WHY ARE SCARY PEOPLE HERE.
“One ring to rule them all.”
“Sauron was destroyed!”
Ring whispers: “No I’m not!”
OHNO GOLLUM KNOWS.
“Don’t TEMPT ME FRODO”
Sam: I DIDNT HEAR EVERYTHING I JUST HEARD EVERYTHING
I know not to trust Saruman
“I have seen it.”
“When did Saruman the wise abandon reason for madness”
They’re gonna bust a hip fighting
SAM THANK YOU
I like the gate guy is polite! Has a little hole for hobbits and doesn’t question their shit!
Aragorn!
Ah the shrek scene!
NOOOOO THE GATE GUY THE BEST CHARACTER NOOO
OH GOD WHAT THE WHAT STABBING??
Ring Wraiths.. spooky..
Pippin looked the other way from the area the apple smacked him.
NOOO THE TREES.
Gandalf is on the roof?? Uh oh.
Seeing the trees fall I think of that one thing Tolkien said about a land without life and it’s the like barren wastelands of war.
Aragorn gave his friends good sized swords.
“They’re stupid” -Mom
“They’re fools. They aren’t stupid for loving and missing home. They’re fools for thinking it applies here.” -Me
-my mom and I’s argument
FUCK. ARAGORN COME BACK YOU LEFT THEM UNSUPERVISED AND NOW THE CHORUS IS HERE.
HES BACK.
The way they show how it feels to wear the ring is so triply and horrifying.
OH GOD THATS HOW THE ORCS ARE BORN WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT. That’s so fucking sick I’m mortified.
Elf?? Home girl your discord light mode is on. She’s pretty.
Oh oh they have they have a thing?
She’s so rad. Ooo cheek cut.
Love these horse actors! Good job you beautiful horses!
Oh my god is she a water bender she is oh my god oh my god she’s so cool. Very frozen 2.
PFJFJRJEED THE MEME
Gandalf?? Hi! You’re okay! And here?? Poor Frodo has had a wild 24 hours.
“I was delayed.” HARD CUT TO HIM GETTING SMACKED.
Bird!
“So you have chosen death”
Aw Sam! Gosh this place is so pretty. BILBO??? HE GOT SO OLD- old guy.
“I’m ready to go home!” Four movies to be seen.
Hey the rest of the guys!
“Destroy it! Cast it into the fire! Do it!”
“No.”
HEY I KNOW THAT LINE.
The one true king.
Boromir!
“Hey.” “What’s up.”
I like Aragorn a lot.
“Gandalf I’m uncomfortable.”
Boromir no this is how you die.
Legolas don’t out him.
“ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORODOR”
Gimli don’t talk to your husband like that.
Poor Frodo. Ah the “you have my..” Aw team friendship!
Ah glow stick sword! OH GOD BILBO. Oh poor guy.
Oh no the birds. hey the snow! bOROMIR GET YOUR HANDS OFF THE RING.
How’d they get off the mountain? Eh whatever. Gandalf is really doing every password.
Bye bill!
There’s a creature in the black lagoon. Oh poor Gimli. He was really excited for thHHHIIIISSSTTESNRACLES.
“This is no mine this is a tomb.” GOD.
Gollum!
Gandalf I love you lots.
Oh wow this setting. Unfortunately I know what must appear in here and also what occurs. Poor Gimli.
“We cannot get out.”
“They have a cave troll.” Oh joy. Frodo’s sword is slightly glowing! I think.
OH GOD THERES SO MANY GOBLINS. I love the make up. OH SHIT HERE COMES THE BALROG.
“RUN.”
“NOT THE BEARD” BAHAH
Here it fucking comes his whah a cool design. What gorgeous affects.
Oh she’s beautiful
“All will fall” glances to Boromir
“Hope remains” she looks to the hobbits
OH GOD SPOOKY
Boromir…
Hello lady..? Are we.. chill..?? Mirror?? I’m slightly scared. I love your voice though.
Okay so that freaky stuff was the Hobbit thank you mom. Oh she’s talking about.. oh deeear.. DONT GIVE IT- Oh this kinda funny. The effects. Oh dear. Hi queen you okay? Good job lady!
Even the smallest person can change the world…
Oh no here it comes, Boromir … this is tragedy.
The change in his voice from resentful and deranged to fearful and worried.
“I would have gone with you to the end.” GUH…. The tenderness in his tone.
BOROMIR NO NO THE ARROW
NO I KNEW IT WOULD AND YET…
ARAGORN
HOLY FUCK THE HEAD
BOROMIR….
“My king.”
I’m so sad. My eyes are so dry though. <- Has dry eye syndrome
That was really good.
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Tell me... friend... when did Saruman the wise abandon reason for madness?
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So I remember at some point there was something going around saying since Lord of the Rings was rated PG-13 it could have one f-bomb and where would you put it
I don’t know if anyone has done this, but I would personally do this:
Gandalf: Tell me friend, when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for fucking madness?
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We must join with Him, Gandalf. We must join with Sauron. It would be wise, my friend. Tell me, "friend", when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness? https://www.instagram.com/p/B8JwHXqpZIn/?igshid=1pu1aq2bqadw1
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“LOTR enso”
quick sketch response for when i hear that people actually still support President Trump and his agenda...
Gandalf to Saruman:
“Tell me friend, when did Saruman the wise abandon reason for madness?”
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“Tell me friend...when did Saruman the wise abandon reason for madness?”
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"Tell me, friend. When did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness?!" Source: http://ift.tt/2mVbOsg
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Yas! RWBY Hobbits! Now we need Nazgul. Also, "Tell me...'friend'. When did Lionheart the Wise abandon reason for madness?!"
Well the orcs/uruk-hi are the grimm. Nazgul could be Hazel and the gang? but Watts is gotta be worm tongue cause he's working with LeoOscar could be Faramir cause he helps Ruby and might take Pyrrha’s place like Faramir did???
I kinda saw Cinder as Saruman (which would open Leo up to be Theodred if he turns good in the end.)
or she could be Gollum idk I would be happy if she fell into a volcano
ZWEI IS BILL THE PONY
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