sometimes, you have to be not-like-other-girls; sometimes when a guy tells you he's in love with you, you have to shoot him in the arm
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Kenji: Which country has the most birds?
Kenji: Portu-geese!
Nazeera: That's a language.
Kenji: Portu-gull?
Nazeera: Good recovery.
Juliette: I think you mean good re-dovery.
Aaron: TURKEY. HOW DID YOU MISS TURKEY?
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Warner: Am i in hell?
Kenji: No, Warner. If you were in hell you’d be on the throne and the devils would be packing
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"juliette ferrars is annoying" stfu if you find yourself still waking up after running away from some sick experiment and your own parents send you to an asylum as a teen because they believe you're a danger to everyone and literally everyone is repulsed by you, i don't think you'd make it without going insane ☠️ of course she's scared to form a connection. of course she had a low self-esteem. that's easily understandable.
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Kenji: guys, I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of this.
Aaron: *rolling up his sleeves* Manslaughter it is then.
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Aaron: How's the sexiest person here?
Juliette: I don't know, how are they?
Aaron, flustered: I-
Kenji, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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Everyone needs a best friend like Kenji. Like imagine him telling you that he would have taken care of you even if you were a caterpillar.
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Warner: Juliette, can you help me? All my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.
Juliette, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than her size : No
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Credits to the owner. 🌷
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Aaron, admiring a sleeping Juliette: You're so cute.
Juliette, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
Aaron, lovingly: I know.
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Aaron: Juliette is playing hard to get.
Aaron: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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Tahereh Mafi says fuck the cliché of the dark-haired villain / anti-hero, give way to these blonde and red-haired beauties instead !
Aaron Warner, from the “Shatter Me” series :
Cyrus, from the “The Woven Kingdom” series :
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Kenji: So... I've seen you've been spending a lot of time with Juliette recently.
Aaron: No, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Kenji: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Aaron: No! You're the only one for me.
kelso: Is that so?
Aaron: I promise! Juliette and I are just dating, okay? She's my partner.
Kenji: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Aaron: You are still my one and only best friend! She's just the love of my life, nothing more!
Kenji: But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?
Aaron: Of course!
Juliette and Nazeera: *faints*
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