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stanknotstark · 3 years

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Astral Pt.9 (Loki x Reader)

Sooooo this isn’t pushing plot too much just kinda mentioning that Thor has some questions regarding your bond! Which new things will come to light for you that you’ve also been questioning. Looking back at this I probably should have made it a .1 chapter but it’s ok :p if yall didn’t know I personally made this gif because I had this exact one in mind XDD I’m dedicated to everything about this story guys! It’s my first chaptered anything and you all enjoying it has lifted my spirits so much ^^ Enjoy your fluff :D

After last night when Loki had kissed you you had woken up extremely happy. Deciding to try something you haven’t done in a long time you close your eyes and open them to Loki’s mental room, your mental room. Everything is just as it was when you left. There are a few books scattered on the table, a few logs of wood in front of the fireplace, the bed sheets a rumpled mess. You’re sure that if dust could settle it would be coating everything in the room. You walk next to the bed and let your hand trail over the messy, green silk sheets.

Turning around at the sound of a door being opened and closed you see Loki. He smiles at you and walks up to you. You pull him into a hug and let out a deep breath. The smell of him, something otherworldly, calms you but at the same time makes your heart speed up. If you had to put a name to the smell of Loki it would be leather and something herbal, almost like jasmine but not.

Loki brings his arms up to wrap around you and kisses your hair.

“You know I’m just a floor away, right?” Loki asks.

“I know,” You hug him tighter, “I just wanted to see this place again.”

“I understand...I haven’t been back since that day.”

You grimace and pull from Loki. “I’m sorry.”

“Don’t be, you made a wise choice.”

“I-” You start, frown, “-Maybe we should talk about this in person?”

Loki nods. You blink back to reality and quickly dress yourself in comfy clothes.

Making your way to Loki’s room, you tip toe past Thor’s room. Tony had only made enough rooms for 7 people, he was clearing an 8th floor for Loki. So, Loki was stuck in Thor’s guest bedroom.

Entering Loki’s room you rush to him. He is sitting up against his headboard, his hands clasped together over his stomach but they settle over you when you squish up to him. You’re hugging his side, your head resting on his shoulder and intertwining your legs with his.

“Good morning, darling.”

You stomach flips at the nickname.

“Good morning, my highness.”

You can feel Loki lose his breath at your old nick name for him.

You both settle and just enjoy being in each other’s arms for awhile but then Loki breaks the silence.

“What did you want to tell me in person?”

“I wanted to say I’m sorry I left,” You look up from his side to his eyes, “I feel really guilty about it even if I did make the right choice.”

Loki’s eyes flitter over your face but he murmurs something unintelligible and kisses your forehead.

“You have no reason to feel guilty, I told you not to come back if you left. You simply adhered to my words and I can’t blame you for that...What I did was cold hearted.”

You struggle to find what you want to say to that. Looking away from Loki’s deep eyes.

“I don’t know...”

Loki rests his fingers on your chin, causing you to look at him again, and kisses you. It’s just little pecks but you enjoy it nonetheless. When he pulls back he looks into your eyes and says, “If it makes you feel better, I accept your apology.”

You close your eyes and let out a tense breath you didn’t know you were holding in.

That’s when Thor decides to come in, without knocking might you add what if you and Loki had been in a compromising position oh God.

“Thor! You’re supposed to knock!” You exclaim pulling from Loki and looking at Thor irritated.

“Ah. My apologies.” Thor says scrunching his face but you can tell he isn’t really sorry. You roll your eyes and cuddle up to Loki again.

“To what do we owe you the pleasure of, brother?” Loki asks, one of his hands wrapping around your waist and resting on your hip, the other resting on his lap.

“Well I had a few questions-” Thor begins, almost nervously.

“Spit it out, Thor.” Loki says with a glare, you giggle.

“How long has this been going on?” Thor points at you two cuddling. Then he decides he’s deep enough might as well go all out and sits on the edge of Loki’s bed.

“Three days.” You say, picking at Loki’s pajamas. You could tell he was born into royalty, everything this man owned was silk. What the fuck. Maybe Loki was just a diva. This was something you’d have to look into.

“You mean to tell me-” Thor begins with wide eyes.

“The legal age is different here on Earth, not to mention there were other things,” Loki squeezes you to him when he says this, “that took precedence over our developing relationship.” Loki says smoothy.

“Wait,” You exclaim, pulling to look up at Loki, “What’s the legal age on Asgard?”

Thor chuckles, “15 for both sexes.”

You frown looking into space then settle against Loki again.

“Oh.”

You miss it but Loki lifts an angry brow at Thor, you only know because Thor looks sheepish but decide not to say anything about it.

Picking at Loki’s pjs again, you ask, “So 15 in Earth years, how many years old for you two is that?”

“1200, give or take a few hundred years.” Loki replies.

You giggle in Loki’s arm and your giggles slowly turn into a full on laugh.

“What’s so funny?” Thor finally asks. You laugh harder at the look on Loki’s face.

Calming down a little bit you answer, “That means that Loki is only around 17 years old right now and that means that his invasion of Earth was basically a temper tantrum!” You gasp out.

You squeal when Loki pinches your side. Thor begins laughing too. Loki just rolls his eyes and looks exasperated. In hindsight maybe it wasn’t a good thing to joke about his invasion considering what happened but you try to look on the bright side of things, keep things light hearted.

“If you two are done mocking me, I’d like to actually get up and eat breakfast.” Loki says sliding away from you and out of bed, leaving you to whimper from loss of contact with the god. Loki merely smirks at your reaction.

“I have more questions about your bond and magic but I suppose they can wait. Loki, have you tried the midguardian snack poptarts or marshmallows?”

“You do have quite the sweet tooth, Loki, I’m sure you’d enjoy them.” You state climbing from the bed and jumping on Thor’s back when he motions you to.

You yell a war cry and Thor rushes from the room with you on his back, a now dressed Loki following with a fond smile on his lips.

Pt. 8.1/Pt. 9/?

Tag list: @justfangirlthingies @emelieh99 @high-functioning-lokipath @loveableasshole

#more fluff till we get into the drama of the story #loki x reader #astral pt.9 #astral #loki #loki odinson #thor odinson #thor #my writing #reader insert

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moonlit-imagines · 4 years

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Headcanon for being Hela’s child

Hela Odinsdottir x child!reader

Thor/Loki x reader

warnings: blood/death/ alcohol mentions

a/n: been thinking abt hela a lot lmao

prompt: y/n is hela’s child

you were born in hel

and raised on stories of your mother’s triumph

she always left out her downfall, though

growing up to hate the thought of your grandfather, odin

he was always regarded as “backstabbing coward”

“and what will you do when we finally go back to asgard, my child?”

“stand beside you while you rightfully rule the kingdom, mother”

“that’s correct”

after years and years of enduring hel, you’re only home, you were released at the sight where your grandfather had took his final breath

“you didn’t tell me i had any uncles...”

“they’re irrelevant, my dear”

thor and loki being extremely confused upon meeting the evil family members that they had just discovered

“and odin never said anything about hela having a child!”

“i was born in hel”

:)))

straight up attacking them, it was all you had been trained for

you were your mother’s weapon, that was for certain

craving destruction and blood, that was what you were taught—now that you’d escaped your prison, you could finally do that

and you wanted asgard, you were robbed of that much after your mother was banished

it felt so elegant there, nothing like the depths you were trapped in

striking fear into the hearts of asgardians, but something seemed very off

their fear didn’t make you happy like mother had promised?

it wasn’t very glorious when you killed anyone

“mother, you said this would be fun...”

“you’re not having fun?”

“not even a bit”

your only fun was watchcing skurge dance around for your mom

and it wasn’t even that good then

your uncles returning to asgard for a fight to remember

while your mother was distracted with thor, you ran across the bifrost, running into loki

“now just what do you think you’re doing, child?”

“my mother is a monster, i cant serve her any longer”

this god of mischief believed you

“then you better fight like hell to prove it”

your powers were similar to your mother’s, blades were never scarce to you

thor and the rest of the “revengers” regrouping on the bridge

“what the hell is this one doing here?”

“helping you defeat my mother”

“well, okay then. welcome to the team”

valkyrie didn’t trust you right away

you paid no mind to that, you were focused on one thing

“y/n?! what do you think you’re doing with them?”

“getting rid of you once and for all, you..?”

*thor, whispering* “bitch”

“bitch!”

“typically i dont condone the usage of that word, but your mother gets a free pass”

happily fighting alongside your uncles, it was almost as if you could tell each others next move, it was mesmerizing

you saved loki from being hurt

“well then...thank you, little one”

“im 1200 years old”

“i stand by my words”

hela begged you to join her once more, it was startling and pathetic (and maybe even a trap)

happily watching your mother perish, you hadn’t realized how cruel she was until then

“i’m sorry about your mother, young y/n” -thor

“im not”

the asgardians didn’t trust you very much, you would have to earn it

and you did when you encountered the mad titan known as thanos

you swore you did everything you could, but it wasn’t enough

you had to watch thor be tortured and loki be killed, it was scarring

being picked up by the guardians of the galaxy

“who are you?”

“i barely know who i am”

thor needing to go to nidavellir and taking you with him

“im sure you’ll need a mighty weapon to see the fall of thanos!”

“but...am i worthy of such a thing?”

you felt a sense of guilt for your past actions

and even your mother’s

thor put each of his hands on your shoulders and looked you in the eye (with the only one he had)

“y/n, you must understand that your mother...she poisoned your mind with nothing but hate, but i can tell that you’re much different than her. i’ll be here for you from now on, believe me”

dmitri was able to forge you a weapon of your own, you fell in love with it as soon as you laid eyes upon it

also thor almost died??? that would’ve sucked

and then he took you to midgard, the only thing you knew about it was that the people were weak and irrelevant

but when you met the midgardians, you only met warriors (mind you, you had just landed in the middle of a battle)

another significant fight with your uncle thor

“captain! this is y/n, my (neice, nephew, nibling)”

“hello, y/n. welcome to earth”

“thanks, i hate it!”

going out of your way to save as many as you can, it just felt right

“who is that?”

“well, apparently thor had a sister no one knew about, that’s her kid?”

i nearly forgot about rocket and groot, who you thought were the coolest

“rabbit! over here!”

“for the millionth time, y/n, it’s ‘rocket’”

seeing thanos once again, you and thor thought alike over what needed to be done

you attacked him from behind while thor struck him in the chest, but the disaster ensued and you were left blaming yourself once more

“it’s not your fault, y/n. we all failed”

“captain rogers, i could have killed him, i know that im the one to blame”

everyone could tell that you carried an abundance of guilt, your mother didn’t treat you well

you had to control your anger, you didn’t want to be perceived as a threat

eager to kill thanos

thor told you his stories of war, you idolized him after this

“so, y/n, tell me about your childhood”

“what’s there to tell? i was born in hel”

“good point”

happy to watch thanos die

thor and you rescued the rest of your people and founded new asgard

you and valkyrie ended up running it together, though

thor only became depressed, but he did teach you how to play fortnite

“y/n, y/n look! im doing the dance!”

“very impressing, korg!”

you and valkyrie actually became friends

she realized that the horrors inflicted by your mother were not a reflection of your character, you could be guided by valkyrie instead

“val, where’d all the beer go?”

“ask your uncle”

“why do i even bother”

a shot at redemption after meeting a smaller version of the hulk, giving your uncle a small sliver of hope

and him telling you who jane was

“you never told me you dated a midgardian?”

“yes, well, the reason for that was...”

he started crying

“right...”

tony called you “the little hel-raiser”

you did not laugh

maybe you didn’t have the greatest sense of humor

thor took you back to asgard where you met frigga

“thor, do you know if she’s my grandmother?”

“not a clue”

but you met her anyways

“y/n, dear, it’s good to finally meet you”

“oh, yes, you...you too”

she was very kind, you wished that you were able to see her in the natural timeline

you sort of wished to meet odin, as well

yall kinda saved the universe tho, that was pretty cool

valkyrie brought pegasus to the fight, you rode behind her while shooting daggers below

“you’re very good at that!”

when the fight was finally over, thor made the decision to leave new asgard to you and valkyrie

“you’re ready, y/n. they trust you. and valkyrie will be sure to guide you, ill see you again someday”

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boop-le-snoot · 3 years

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PARTY FAVOURS I CHAPTER 8

Releasing two chapters today in honour of my birthday! I am officially 23 years old. Oh my God, what the fuck? I feel ancient.

Rating: Explicit.

‼️TW: Reader is EIGHTEEN! Recreational drug use, smoking and alcohol consumption, deeply internalised self-loathing, very questionable moral standards. Daddy kink taken half-seriously. BDSM themes in later chapters - explicit content will come with it's own TWs. FIRST PERSON POV.

Summary: You're Peter's classmate, a child of rich and famous but uncaring parents. Getting paired up for a lengthy project with the boy was an interesting turn of events and you don't know whether to feel blessed or cursed when you develop, seemingly, a perfectly normal, harmless crush on Tony Stark. Fueled by feelings of inadequacy and boredom, your life spirals out of control - and you're lucky your newfound friends are there to pick up the pieces even if you cannot find it in yourself to believe these amazing human (and not so human) beings voluntarily give you more than a fleeting glance and an offhanded thought. And they brought cake!

A/N: I started writing this for porn and now? Look at all this plot. Disgusting! Featuring: the Hulk, more Bruce fluff, and DISASTER PARENTS. It's gonna get worse before it gets better y'all.

My beta, @miscmarvelwritings is the Peter to my Tony. Love you 3000, baby.

The beeping startled me awake, the haze of my recent memory made me very unsettled. Last thing I remembered was laying down on the couch and Peter's admission - the little! Guy! Was! Spider-Man! Holy! Shit!

Beeping intensified and I heard grumbling and shuffling coming from the side of me. A warm sensation engulfed my right hand and I smiled. I'd recognize that hand anywhere. Bruce was in the room with me so I was definitely in a safe place.

Me eyelids parted meeting a set of oddly fluorescent green eyes. Holy fuck, that was no Bruce, it was... But how? His form was slouched in an uncomfortable position over the bed, crease marks on his face. It was Bruce's body, Bruce's face but who held control over it - he was no Bruce Banner.

"No worry, Princess is safe," The voice that left his mouth was much more primal, with an unmistakable growl underneath. He watched me, alert, scanning my face with unblinking eyes. "Bruce asleep now. I keep watch."

I swallowed the unease. "Hi, Hulk, and thank you," Squeezing his hand very, very gently. "Nice to meet you, by the way."

He grinned, all teeth and sharp canines. He looked like a wolf. The look was so out of place on usually gentle Bruce's face that I had to study it, had to memorize that stark difference between Banner and his alter ego. The smile faltered slightly as he closed his eyes. "Bruce waking up now. See you soon." And with that, his head fell onto his arm, dead weight and limp.

His hair was tousled, a curly mess, and he wore the same shirt I remembered him in. Upon closer inspection it still bore minor stains of what I assumed was my blood. It was probably the only time I would get to look at him, really look at Bruce without the fear of being caught, being weird or getting misinterpreted. He was really handsome, the five o'clock shadow silver on his usually neatly shaved chin, his jawline was firm and... He really was beautiful.

His eyes slowly blinked open, the usual colour brown. Noticing me awake, Bruce immediately perked up. "Morning. How do you feel?" He asked, voice croaky and sleep-drunk.

It sent shivers down my spine. "I'm good, nothing feels amiss besides the left part of my face. That's kind of puffy," I admitted, failing to describe the full-and-pulling sensation I was currently experiencing. "I met the Hulk. He was nice." I added as an afterthought. Thought he should know.

Bruce frowned. "He does that sometimes. Sorry."

"No, it's okay. I think, I think I'd like to meet him properly one day," I admitted my biggest curiosity. After all, I've already met real aliens.

Bruce seemed speechless for a moment. "Are you sure?" He stuttered. "He's...a bit much," He parroted my previous comment about my house, much to my amusement. "You sure it's not the concussion talking?" Banner squinted at the monitor at my bedside, avoiding my eyes.

"I'm very sure," I squeezed the hand I was still holding in quiet affirmation. "Besides, he promised to see me soon."

"Oh did he," Bruce muttered darkly but I could see his face brighten nonetheless. "Right, so I'm going to call in Strange and we can see about unhooking you from all these things," Bruce gestured to the various wires and monitors.

True to his word, Strange waltzed in no more than ten minutes after Bruce called him. Seeing me, the usually stoic man began snickering, unsuccessfully attempting to hide his amusement by swirling his cape in an unnecessarily dramatic fashion. I was not impressed, Bruce was not impressed and neither was Tony who walked in shortly after all the wires were removed from my persona.

"So... Is someone going to tell me why is Dumbledore so joyful this fine morning?" I crossed my arms under my boobs.

"You don't remember?" Tony snorted at my negative head shake. "Before you passed out, you demanded cake and said Wizard here looks like Benedict Cumberbatch. To be fair, I see the resemblance, but you...." Tony paused to snicker multiple times. "You managed to butcher up the guy's name multiple times, I swear to Thor, what came out of your mouth was..." The engineer laughed, making a broad and vague gesture with his hands. "What did she say? Bubble-butt Orgy-pants?" He asked Bruce who was as unsuccessful at hiding his laughter as Strange himself. Even the wizard's cape was bouncing.

I wheezed, suddenly coming to a realization. It wasn't a concussion induced lucid dream, I had actually said that. "It's really bold of you to assume I can pronounce and remember his name while I'm sober," I said. "I just call him British-guy Funny-name." Tony cackled at that, giving me a hearty thumbs up and ungracefully plopping down at the foot of my hospital bed.

"How do you feel, Buttercup?" He was looking earnestly at me now, his sparkling brown eyes big and round and worried.

I had to distract myself to keep from literally face-planting into his lap then and there. "Good, actually." Tony nodded happily, and I raised my finger. "But for the record, Doctor Strange..." I addressed the man who turned to me expectantly. "Please don't get pissed off, I have a request..." He nodded warily. "Don't shave? I mean, now that I can clearly see the resemblance between him and you... Please don't shave off the beard or you'll look like an angry aardvark."

The men in the room gaped, most of all, Stephen - his face was somewhere between resigned suffering and surprised disbelief.

"Angry... Aardvark..." Tony fuckin' WHEEZED. "Fuck a duck..." The engineer clutched at his stomach in an obnoxious fit of laughter, Bruce was snorting too. "The fuck is an aardvark?" The lone word seemed to have a magical effect on Tony, increasing his laughter with every time he repeated it out loud.

"Duly noted," Stephen nodded with as much seriousness as he could before cracking a reluctant smile. "I see that the healing technology Tony developed has worked well, if judging only by your sense of humour returning. Good," With that, he waved his hands about and the puffy feeling from my face disappeared. "I took some liberties and added a healing spell with Loki's help." Seeing my raised eyebrow, he elaborated. "Loki was deeply touched by your kind gesture towards his teammate and offered his help. You should be good to resume your daily activities by nightfall although I recommend you take it easy. And call your mother, she stopped by and instructed me to request you communicate at the first comfortable opportunity."

The mild pity and disdain on Strange's face told me that he was the one who had actually spoken with her. She must've been especially icy and bitter considering I had interrupted her daily routine with getting punched in the face. How inconvenient.

With that, Stephen left me with a parting pat on the shoulder, taking Tony with him - the engineer managed to squeeze a whole hug out of me before being bodily (magically?) dragged behind Strange. I was really uncomfortable with all the attention I was receiving wearing only a thin hospital gown and I told Bruce exactly that - promptly, Natasha arrived with a bag I recognised as my own, an ostrich Birkin that held a cute, soft cashmere loungewear set, some basic toiletries along with a set of underwear and a pair of slippers.

Evidently, my mother packed this bag. Never in a thousand years I would wear a $1200 worth of leisure clothing at a hospital. Even Natasha whistled when I first examined the bag's contents.

"Yeah, yeah, my mother's a bit much," I said, immediately cringing at how obnoxious that sounded.

"No shit," Natasha rolled her eyes. Something told me she'd met her too.

"Wait 'til you see my dad," I replied in an identical tone, disappearing behind the door to the bathroom. It was all very luxurious, extra and overall very Stark. Friday's voice coming from the ceiling made it known that I was still in the tower, the AI informed me of the date, time, weather and the further instructions to follow Natasha after I was done freshening up.

Showers had never felt so good.

I was greeted by muted cheers and a hefty brunch on the common floor. Lots of hugs, too, even Loki paused his brooding to give me an awkward, albeit very genuine embrace. I whispered a thanks for the spell which made the moody god considerably less moody - in fact, he smiled like a child on Christmas Eve. Suddenly, I felt much less out of place with my disaster self.

The pleasant part was done and I geared up to call my own personal curse.

"Hello, mother, it's kind of you to pick up," I started the usual. I could literally feel the confusion and concern of the people in the room piercing my back. "Sorry for interrupting your meeting. Yes, I am quite well now. No, Josh can keep running your errands, I will stay at Mr. Stark's for the time being. Tomorrow morning, probably, don't wait up. I will, absolutely. Oh, is he? Wow, that's amazing. I'm so happy," I chirped. My face was one of the suffering kind. "Yes, dinner on Friday night. Okay-I mean, yes, I will ask. He's actually right next to me." I paused to turn around and look at Tony, mouthing 'she wants me to invite you for dinner'.

Tony's speed was breaking the laws of physics as he snatched the phone right out of my hand. "Hello, this is Tony Stark speaking. You know, maybe you should come over to Stark tower. Yes, the whole family. Thanks, bye." He promptly pressed the end call button right as mother had started her goodbye-have a nice day-live long and prosper speech. "How the fuck do you put up with that woman?" He started at me with a mix of concerned incredulousity.

"She's an acquired taste," I groaned. "You just wait. My dad. I..." I literally had no words to describe the upcoming disaster. Tony had no idea what he just had condemned all of the tower's inhabitants to. "Why am I like this? Why are they like this?" I raised my head up to the ceiling as if the AI living in it could give me all the solutions to my life's problems.

"Get some rest, Princess," Bruce was kind enough to spare me any more misery as his warm, broad hand steered me towards the elevator by the small of my back.

As he dutifully fluffed my pillows and handed me a glass of water and my smartphone, I unashamedly basked in the soft attention I was receiving from the older man. I still felt somewhat groggy; best case, I'll fall right asleep and if the dreamland avoids me, I would browse tik tok and Instagram until something else would strike my fancy. The gentle murmur of him describing the latest lab incident I missed out on and the hands combing softly through my hair were the best sleep aides I could have ever asked for.

Bruce is too precious for this world. Too pure.

Friday rolled in with the force of a pissed off rhinoceros. Dad had flown in on a Thursday afternoon, stopping by the house to drop off his suitcase and happily dangle the keys of a brand new Chevrolet Corvette in front of my face before briefly stopping to ruffle my hair, kiss mother on the cheek and drive off into the sunset to "catch up with people at the studio". Jetlag wasn't a word in that man's vocabulary, he probably snorted a line or three as soon as he stepped out of the airport.

I could carry my groceries in the bags under his eyes. He just waved off any of my attempts to get him some rest only showing mild interest when I spoke about my friendship with Tony Stark, absolutely disregarding the rest of the team sans Captain America and the billionaire himself.

I might as well have been in front of a trainwreck, watching it happen second by second. The moment all three of us stepped out of the elevator onto the tidied up common floor, I had the sudden realization of exactly how much we weren't a family.

We were the exact opposite of that.

My mother, tall and slim and perfectly posed in a sleek blue dress with diamonds glittering around her chin, neck and fingers, her obnoxious greed proudly on display. My father, in his early fifties, well-groomed and fit, in his tight designer pants and a plain white t-shirt under a stylish tweed blazer. He looked ridiculous. Only Tony could pull off something like that (I shuddered. Sigmund Freud sends his regards!). And me, little old me, in my $900 jeans, $1500 Gucci sneakers and a mesh crop top I got at Hot Topic. At least, amidst this mess, my eyeliner game was on point.

I smiled sardonically at Steve who came to greet us. He looked as uncomfortable as I felt.

"Captain Rogers," My father greeted him with his Hollywood smile.

"Steve," An equally fake and toothy grin came from the superhero as he gallantly greeted my mother and swept me into an unnecessarily tight hug.

Point one, my father smirked. Somewhere in the corner, Wanda made a gagging noise - quietly, of course, I only knew about it because she did her telepathic mumbo-jumbo to make me aware of her stance on this particular matter.

Point two, my mother loudly announced she was vegetarian while simultaneously praising the catering services that Tony used. Clint had enlisted Bucky and Thor to help him cook and now all three were smiling awkwardly as mother spoke about the "incredibly talented immigrant workers".

Point three, dad made it his JOB to brag about my skills and achievements as if he was the one encouraging me to pursue them. It was fair, I suppose, since he paid for it but alas, it sounded a lot less like he was a proud father and more of a "look at what my puppy can do". I had to tip my proverbial hat to Tony and Bruce there, they both began to describe our lab work in such unnecessary detail, using so many long words, even Loki began quietly chipping in with totally random, long, difficult words. Confusion was beginning to seep through the eternally cheerful facade that my dad wore.

Or maybe it was the coke and Adderall wearing off. Who knew.

"Peter?" Came the dreaded question from my mother. I shook my head in quiet despair as Peter visibly cringed at my mother's voice.

"Yes, ma'am?"

"That vile boy has been taken care of," I could absolutely see Natasha saying the same thing and the only difference laid in the fact that I knew my mother wouldn't actually kill a person. She would hire someone to do it for her. "It's really unfortunate my daughter got in the middle of that sort of situation."

Wow. My mother just called Peter a coward. Wow. Tony briefly went cross-eyed with anger.

"Baby, why you bein' so quiet?" Dad, the mitigator that he was, intervened before a real shit storm could start. Which meant, as usual, putting me on the spotlight. It was me between a rock and a hard place: nothing, and I repeat - nothing I ever did or have done was good enough for both of my parents at the same time.

"I'm fine, dad, just chillin'," I replied, pushing my food around on my plate. He hated it when I ate too much, which was really anything more than two glasses of water and a salad. Being around models on a strict avocado and coke diet really skewed his sense of normal.

"Nah, baby, you're brooding," His teasing tone could've fooled anybody. Just messing around with a teenager. "Come with me tonight, there's a party, Billie Eilish is going to be singing. Not my style but you like that weird goth shit, might cheer you up a lil'," Dad joked and everybody around the table smiled happily at last. Everyone except Tony that was - his press-tour smile was still glued to his face. I hated it. It was unnatural.

"No, dad, you go have your old people fun," I rolled my eyes.

"Jesus Christ," I heard mother mutter on my other side but she kept quiet beyond that.

"C'mon, don't be a spoilsport," Dad insisted.

"Actually, we have a project planned up in the lab..." Tony trailed off, attracting confused looks from his teammates and friends. Pete looked at me in pure envy.

"Alright, alright, dad, I'll go with you, jeez," I mumbled, flushing from the sheer amount of embarrassment flowing through me. Partying with your own father, how sad and pitiful is that?

"I'm very upset at you ditching me," Tony poked a fork in my direction but didn't press the matter further. I avoided the looks of my friend's friends. I avoided the hell out of Bruce who kept making his perfect, round puppy eyes and radiating so much kindness and support I nearly choked on my intermittent sips of water.

"Alright, we will be waiting downstairs with Josh, say your goodbyes," Mother announced as she subtly towed my father towards the elevator. He'd had a whiskey too much and felt particularly chatty much to Tony's displeasure. "Thank you again for your hospitality."

As soon as the doors closed behind my parents, the group of superheroes erupted into a confused debate. I saw Tony blankly staring at the ceiling. Bucky cursing. Thor overly calmly talking with Loki.

Beyond caring about anything, my face flamed as I made a beeline for my dad's latest, untouched glass of whiskey (single malt, neat, double) and downed it in one go. The conversation stopped promptly, people eyeing me with visible concern. Steve was outraged.

"No," I announced, stopping any and all questions, slamming the glass on the table and departing towards the elevator that had made its way back upstairs. "Just no." Were my parting words as the doors closed once again on a startled and disgruntled group of superheroes.

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Choosing Between Two Loves Part 5 ~ Endgame - 1

Summary: You were a Goddess named (Y/N), who had powers similar to Thor and even stronger, you joined the Avengers back when Loki had tried to take over New York. You were great friends with most of them. Tony Stark was someone you were always in love with even though you knew you could never have him. However that all changes when you get to know a certain super soldier....

“You holding up okay?” you asked Steve, he was about to shave his beard, he didn’t say anything but gave you a slight nod, what more could he do, the Avengers had lost. You guys didn’t just lose the fight but you lost half the population, some that included your friends, you weren’t sure if Tony was one of them.

You were eating in the kitchen when you heard a rumbling sound coming closer by the second. You saw Steve run out the building, you followed quickly behind. When you walked out, you saw a space ship being lowered onto the grass by someone you hadn’t met. You didn’t let your guard down, at this point it could be one of Thanos’. You were shocked to see the person coming down the ship, it was Tony. It definitely was Tony but a more fragile and skinny one, he looked like a mess. The additional person scared you, it was Nebula, you hadn’t seen her in years.

‘WAIT, stay right there Nebula!” you shouted at her, she never did anything to you when you were captivated but seeing her brought you back the horrible memories. “(Y/N), he is not here” Nebula assured you, “(Y/N), she saved my life” Tony added. You sighed in relief, walking over to hug him, when you pulled back you saw tears in his eyes, “I lost the kid” he whispered softly, “What? ---Parker?” you asked in disbelief, Tony nodded.

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You guys were back in the compound, all gathered together, going over what had happened.

“Tony, do you have anything?” Steve asked him, “Nope, zip, nada”, “At least something” Steve pleaded, “I don’t have ANTYHING for YOU” Tony replied, obviously getting aggravated, Here it goes you thought to yourself. “I NEEDED YOU and you weren’t there, you said we’d lose together, well guess what Rogers, we LOST and you WEREN’T THERE, SO YOU TAKE THIS” Tony said taking off his arc reactor from his chest, “AND YOU BRING IT TO HIM AND YOU RUN!” he continued to yell, next thing you knew Tony dropped straight to the floor. You quickly ran to his side to pick him up gently, “Can’t say I don’t blame him Steve” you said to him. You placed Tony in the bed, waiting for him to wake up again, you left the room to give Pepper and Rhodey some privacy with him.

“Thanos did exactly what he said he would do” Nat explained to you guys in the meeting. You couldn’t believe it, at least this time half of the universe lived, unlike your world which was completely destroyed by Thanos. The girl who had brought the spaceship was named Captain Marvel aka Carol, she claimed she knew people who might know where Thanos was. “Don’t bother, I know where my father is” Nebula said, she explained where he always planned on residing once he had accomplished his mission. You and Thor looked at each other, you knew you had to go immediately, most of the team did.

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“Raise you hand if you’ve never been to space?” the racoon named Rocket asked, about four of the team raised their hands, “I haven’t been there in a while” you commented, “Okay, don’t throw up on my spaceship” Rocket stated. You turned to look at Thor, smiling greatly at him, “We got this” you said to him, you were glad to have your best friend back.

When you guys arrived, Carol got out to check the area to see if Thanos had an army, she gave you the green light saying that it was only him. “Then that is enough” Nebula said, you nodded in agreement, you were terrified to face Thanos again.

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You guys walked up to a small cabin, you could hear someone moving around the home. You and Thor walked in behind Nat and Steve, Thor had his storm breaker ready, you had your sword wielded too.

Thanos explained that he had destroyed the stones, he smiled seeing you, seeing chills run down your spine, “I’m not surprised you survived (Y/N), you were always a warrior, created as the best by the gods” he commented, you walked up closer to look him in the eye, “WHERE ARE THE STONES?” you gritted through your teeth, “Like I said, I destroyed them, it nearly killed me”. You took a step back, “My father could be many things but a liar is not one of them” Nebula said. Next thing you knew, Thanos’ head rolled onto your feet, blood splattered on your face, “Sorry (Y/N)” Thor apologized, using his cape to clean your face and then his storm breaker, “It’s okay, you did what I should’ve done a long time ago” you replied.

FIVE YEARS LATER

Life had been different, very slow. You guys had failed in fighting Thanos and failed again in trying to find the stones. Tony and Pepper had gotten married and had a beautiful daughter named Morgan, you made sure to visit them every month, she called you auntie (Y/N). Thor and you had kept in touch as well, after the incident with Thanos, Thor fell into a deep depression, he practically fell off the grid, you didn’t blame him. In the meantime, the rest of the Avengers and you tried your best to follow any leads, you read constantly about anything science related that could help, it had all been a bust so far until one evening.

You were in the gym, working out your frustrations, when you heard Nat call you on the intercom to come into the kitchen. You walked in to see Scott Lang, you were surprised since you heard the rumors that he had blipped. He was rambling about where he had been stuck in, talking about being able to maybe travel time. “Anyone know anything about quantum physics?” he asked while stuffing his face with a peanut butter sandwich. You raised your hand while Steve shook his head and Nat said, “Only to make conversation”. Scott and you explained everything you could about quantum physics, “I think we know who we can talk to about this” Steve said turning to you, “I don’t know Steve” you replied, you didn’t want to bring Tony into this, not after he is finally living in peace.

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You guys were driving over to Tony’s, Scott was in the backseat with you. “Not to sound rude but I was surprised at how much you knew about this stuff” he said to you cautiously. You smiled at him, “I know, what is an 1200 year old goddess supposed to know about this right? I’ve been a friend of the Starks’ for a verrrry long time, I enjoyed learning as much as I could, science really grabs my attention, and when you knew engineers, well it’s not hard not to learn a thing or two. Before all this happened, Banner, Stark and I would usually be cooped up in the lab” you explained.

You guys finally arrived at Tony and Pepper’s home. You got out of the car to see Tony holding Morgan, she immediately got out of his arms when she spotted you, “Auntie (Y/N)!!!!” she yelled as she ran into your arms. “Hey baby Stark, how are you?” you asked her, giving her a kiss on her temple. You picked her up to take her inside to say hi to Pepper while Nat, Steve, and Scott explained to Tony about the plan, you didn’t want to be a part of it since you knew it was a huge risk.

“(Y/N)! What a lovely surprise, we were just about to make lunch” Pepper said while giving you a kiss on your cheek. You explained to Pepper about what was going on, she sent Morgan out to get her dad to come inside to eat. “Any new suitors?” Pepper teasingly asked you in the meantime, “I don’t think that will ever happen, no one here lives long enough” you chuckled, “Well you always have Thor” she joked, “He’s my best FRIEND, that would be too weird” you laughed. You guys talked for a bit until you heard Nat call you over to leave. You said your goodbyes and headed back to the compound. You understood why Tony had declined, he had too much to lose.

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Pop Tarts

Square Filled: Meet cute

A/N: This is like a single mom AU situation that I concocted. I thought it was super cute. I’d love to know if you thought the same?! Also I’m low-key obsessed with the name Mia (I just find it beautiful okay? Don’t judge me)

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Pairing: Thor Odinson x Reader

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Word count: 1200

Written for @thorbingo

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“Now remember what we talked about Mia. You hold my hand at all times, okay?” you kneeled in front of your four year old, adjusting her little beanie as you spoke.

“Yes mama.” Impatient as ever, Mia tugged on your hand making you shake your head.

Checking your purse to see if you hadn’t forgotten anything, you placed your daughter on your hip and closed the door behind you. Less than two minutes later, she decided on walking on her own and clasped her tiny hand into yours.

The sun had just begun to set, the air getting considerably colder now that winter was approaching, making you button your coat all the way up.

She’d thrown a tantrum when she didn’t see her favorite whipped cream face man with a ‘berry smile’ on her pancakes this morning.

You assured her that you’d take her to the store later in the day but she gave you a hard time anyway. After her afternoon nap, you decided to make a trip to the grocery store as you had run out of a few essentials.

The store was a five minute walk thankfully, and Mia loved walking just like you, though for her it was hopping around and jumping every time she spotted something interesting.

You reached the store and grabbed a shopping cart, it was relatively empty except for a few people. By the time you left Mia’s hand to pull out a shopping cart, she had managed to escape and give you a mini heart attack.

You ran after her, abandoning the cart. This wasn’t the first time she’d taken off, it was a habit you’d been trying to break for months now, with little to no success.

You spotted her in the cereal aisle talking to a rather tall, muscular man. As you got closer you overheard the Mia ask the stranger to help her reach the top shelf.

Honestly, all those lessons about not talking to strangers seemed to have no effect on your over friendly child. You stepped in her line of vision and her eyes went wide immediately, realizing her mistake.

Kneeling down to her level, you spoke in a calm, quiet voice,

“What did you promise me before leaving the house Mia?”

“To hold your hand.” Her big beautiful eyes turned puppy dog as she answered in a tiny voice.

“And what did you do instead?”

“I ran.” Mia bowed her head down, melting your anger away in an instant.

“And what happens when we break promises?” You continued with your teachable moment. She looked up at you, eyes full of regret and whispered.

“No…no goodnight kisses.” She could barely complete the sentence before wrapping her tiny arms around your neck and hiding her face.

You didn’t see the man Mia had been talking to looking at the two of you with a big smile on his face.

“I’m sorry mama.”

You hugged her back, lifting her with you as you stood up. Without glancing at the man who was standing a few feet away observing your little tête-à-tête in amusement, you walked away.

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“You know that not all strangers are friendly right baby girl?”

“But he was nice mama. He told me his name was Thor.” She argued, dangling her legs from the cart where you’d placed her. You huffed, picking out a big carton of OJ and gave her ‘the look’.

“Hi Thor!”

The excitement in her voice took you by surprise. The man from before came up beside you, holding a basket filled with nothing but tons of Pop Tarts and waved at your daughter, giving you a friendly smile.

You found yourself staring into the bluest of eyes and were met with the kindest warmest smile. You literally had to crane your neck to look at his face, he was that tall, without a trace of intimidation. He didn’t look like he was from around the neighborhood, you would definitely remember someone with such strikingly good looking features and that physique.

You realized it had been way too long since anybody said anything, quickly composing yourself you extended your hand,

“Hi I’m (Y/N). You’ve already met Mia.”

“Lady (Y/N), I’m Thor. I wanted to apologize for causing trouble earlier. I meant no harm to your daughter.” His voice of sincerity as your hand practically disappeared in his large one as he clasped it firmly. It felt so warm. That had your heart beating a little faster.

“Oh um, it’s no problem. She has a habit of taking off and scaring me to death. She trusts too easily.” Your eyes going wide as you realized what you just said.

“I—I mean not that you’re not trustworthy. I didn’t mean it like that. Sorry um…” You fumbled, feeling warmth in your cheeks, looking down at your hand still held tightly in Thor’s.

“It’s quite alright. No need to apologize, I understand.” He chuckled, unwilling to let go of your hand.

“See. I told you he was nice Mommie.” Mia interrupted.

You were always ‘Mommie’ when she was buttering you up.

“I’m dealing with you later Missy.” You looked at her pointedly, straightening up as you said goodbye to Thor, who politely walked away.

You’d found most of the stuff you were looking for and were strolling through the ice-cream section, when Mia piped up again, “We getting ice-cream?”

“Well Mommie’s getting ice-cream. I don’t know about you.”

Mia frowned, contemplating on giving you her signature puppy dog eyes or not, until Thor walked by again, effectively distracting her. You exchanged smiles and you glanced at his shopping basket again, this time acknowledging his choice of food,

“That’s a lot of Pop Tarts.”

He looked down at them, the smile returning, “I just really like this snack.”

“Can I have one too Mommie? Please.”

“Here have one of mine, little princess.” Before you could answer, Thor handed a box of Strawberry Pop Tarts to your daughter and her face lit up instantly. You couldn’t say no to her now.

“Thank you Thor, you really didn’t have to. She’s very good at manipulation.” Shaking your head, you laughed with him. His generous laugh making your heart beat erratically.

“See Mommie. He is so nice. I told you. Thank you Thor!” Mia practically jumping with joy at the acquired treat, giving Thor a high five.

“You’re quite welcome, little princess.” Thor held Mia’s hand lightly and placed a kiss on the back of her tiny palm, making her giggle. Your heart went mushy at the sight, making your cheeks ache from grinning so much.

“Okay okay. He is very nice. You’re right.”

You raised your hands up in defeat before walking further, this time Thor tagged along, chatting animatedly with your daughter while you looked on dotingly at the pair of them.

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Feeling a Part 2 coming up...

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A legacy

Brodinsons scribble ~ 1200 words

Thor gets his brother back for a moment: a brother on the run from things beyond the words they share. And then tea.

“Just get it over with,” Thor pleads; he doesn’t have the patience for banters like in the past, he’s long lost the energy. The belief. The need. He has lived the loss, and with it, he has learned the value of presence. He doesn’t question, doesn’t try to better it now. He relishes what is, as an unexpected gift. He’s looking at the faded teal of eyes wary of his movements, the eyes of his brother that has a knife pressed up to Thor’s skin next to the loosely braided beard. The dull light of a street lamp colours their faces.

“Where are we?” comes a question from the intruder in a voice carelessly faint.

“On my bed. I’m atop my crumpled sheets, they’re straining my waist a bit, to be honest-”

He falls silent with the blade’s edge pressed against his lips.

“Where are we?” Loki repeats, a hushed threat.

“Midgard,” the thunder god mutters.

“What’s happened?” asks the sorcerer while his dagger slides up to threaten his brother’s one remaining eye, a more effective spot. “2012, what has happened since then?”

“A lot.” Thor thinks for a moment before choosing one of the many truths to share. “Thanos is dead.”

A faint shudder runs through the knife but no other response is made.

“What else?”

The thunder god is silent under the light body, breathing deep and even as stirred memories claw into his chest. Loki bends closer and hisses through a clenched jaw.

“What else?”

Thor’s eye closes in futile protection against the threatening blade over his eyelid.

“Why are you here?” he whispers, and as the answer is late, he tries the long not used word on his bashful lips. “Brother.”

“Where is he?”

Thor keeps a firm silence until a palm folds around he neck of his shirt and tugs at it roughly. He can hear the cotton tear a bit.

“He’s not here,” he settles with the only truth he’s willing to face.

It’s not enough for Loki, however, as his snarl reveals.

“Where then? Is he away? When did you last see him?”

Thor swallows.

“I saw him die,” he forces it out of himself, and at the hissing laughter, he continues in a tone hard and dry. “I can tell by now. He’s dead. He’s not here.”

The blade shifts back into the unseen darkness but predictably remains close; the grasp on his shirt lingers on.

“Why are you here?” Thor ventures on again. “What do you seek? Perhaps I can help.”

“I seek to take his place,” Loki admits with conceited recklessness. “Connect the World Tree, use the severed bond before it heals. Then I’ll take Asgard. I’ll have you serve under me.”

“By all means,” Thor says. “I’m ready to serve you.”

The note renders the trickster motionless; after all the years, the thunder god can tell the surprise in his soundless breaths.

“You’re from that timeline, aren’t you?” Thor muses. “The one in which you reobtained the Tesseract and escaped Asgard’s prison.”

“And you’re from a timeline where I didn’t. Has Odin executed me?”

“No,” Thor says firmly, and as he attempts to hold the thinned body, Loki escapes his reach by sliding off the bed.

Thor clambers into a sitting position at the edge.

“You’ve got this whole village to take over,” he points out with bitter amusement. “This is all that’s left. Nothing survived Ragnarok and the Titan, save for a few hundred starving people.”

Loki idles in the middle of the room in the following silence; the moonshine dances on his blade as he fiddles with it.

“You’ve gotten old and lame,” he notes then.

“Aye. Not what you expected from your boastful big brother, is it?”

“I have no brother. I’ve got my hands off him. He’s a good-for-nothing, arrogant, self-centered buffoon.”

“So I was,” Thor agrees softly. “I like to hope he has a lot of learning before him, though. You could teach him to reason.”

“Do you think I haven’t tried?” Loki bursts out, his body trembling in anger along with his forceful hiss. “Is that how you know me? Do you think I haven’t-…”

The abrupt hold in his breath, the pacing in the room is a tell-tale sign of oceans more to say.

“You did speak to him?” Thor asks in the moment’s silence.

“I did,” Loki admits it like a trivial mistake. “He wouldn’t listen, he was busy seeking ways to entrap me. He’s too narrow-minded, not open to negotiation. A brainless oaf, like his beloved father.” The last words are a snarl, and the pacing continues relentlessly.

“Then stay,” Thor breathes before he would stop to think it over. “Stay for a bit. I’ll put on some tea.”

He bears with his own imbecility in the following heavy silence, been doing that for the last decade or so. Loki stares at him with lips parted and eyebrows frowning in disbelief. Then a laugh escapes through his teeth, heavy and fumbling, as if his lungs were unaccustomed to the gesture.

“Some tea would be fine,” he mutters while moving to the side, offering Thor a clear way out of the room, dagger hanging loosely near his hip.

The thunder god puts on water to boil, and, as the coward he is, stares at the metal pot in wait instead of moving away from this comfortable position unseen from the rest of the house.

He ponders how sweetly selfish he is, taking this Loki away from that arrogant past Thor. Does he have the right to do that? Does he have the right to claim this other Loki even for an hour, in place of the one he has lost?

It can’t matter right now. He’s guilty of loving his brother unconditionally, even if he tends to express it in variously wronged ways at different phases of their lives. The other Thor would realise it in time as well, surely. But if this right now is a chance, he’ll have lost the opportunity by then. Because this Thor knows the value of Loki’s presence right now, and he knows to want him close. If he is offered, he won’t reject it once again.

A thousand times scratched plastic tray carries two mugs and the steaming pot into the much darker living room. Thor has a sinking feeling even while he clears a spot on the coffee table for the beverage, but he only lets dismay creep up his throat when he goes and finds the bedroom empty as well. After every dim lamp has been lit in the cottage, he can safely derive that he’s alone.

Since when? Perhaps all night?

He searches the sheets crumpled from his weight, then the bedside table, the window and the shelves Loki has passed. His eyes sweep over the mess in the living room, but he gives up trying to find signs before any further actions. He plops down onto the couch and loses his gaze in the rising steam.

Not all night, the good-smelling fume tells him.

It’s simply not the right time. The first touch has happened, and he shall relish it.

Loki seeks Yggdrasil’s gaping wound so he could slip in. That can’t happen in this shabby room under a checkered fleece blanket.

Thor can wait, been doing that for the last decade or so. He’s got nothing else in the world to do than that. Meanwhile, perhaps, he could try to stand tall again, to be able to walk beside his brother when the time comes.

And the idea seems far less distant in the grey light of the waking sun.

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Alexa in Arabic means defender of man and that is what they're talking about is moving her and she is considered to be a saint but it's really Mary that they're talking about. And they're talking about keeping her away from the max and they're going to fight over it and they're going to tell people like they are now. My son has done a great job thus far but this is up and over the top. He moved that motorcycle engine into that hard not kicker 5150 and it was the first no it was the second transplant and he was given the honors and people don't know it he was about 12 years old no 14 so he was pretty big but that thing weighs a lot and he had to move and he's squatting and moving his legs and arms and they were locked and he barely got it there and he slid it in and Randall text Mom said good job now you have to go home and say thank you very much anytime you want that done let me know and he smiles says that you going to be kidding that's so damned American and he's smiling back and giving us the the finger thing with this pointing finger like you got it and he said that that's great and it was like that and people knew about it and not really and they're going to try and find a tape and witnesses we think Arnie was watching cuz he helped him get the power and Randall text Cobb didn't see him so he would have probably done something but okay it's going on now and people are learning that this actually happened and it was a 1200 but it's really ci. What's going on now that people are trying to do it

My son didn't exactly know what it meant and stuff but it went ahead and did it anyways it's a momentous act and he's requesting now that people make the Chris frame so they can do it too but he and Randall text Cobb did and they're going ahead and doing it now

Thor Freya

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That's my man but I did the same thing and it was on a different bike and it was a 883 and I did it I moved it right after it was on the bike and I moved it over and I did it like he did cuz it was so damn heavy and I slid it in and she said thank you very much for the help as I was leaving I looked back and said yes yes sir eBob anytime you want. They were both saying the same thing and I look like mop and I was the same size I told him watch out cuz I can do that and he didn't listen to me. I found out he did it too and it was bigger and it's a lot heavier mine was only about 350 pounds and his was over 500 and it's a sign of manhood Randall text car I've been his lady did it first we're asking people to do it and we need to we're in trouble and we need it done on the Kris frame. And the story comes out today and we released plans our plans and people saw it and said you just threw it out there and now they know why and he says for people who grab on to it to give them a chance to be first and it's a matter of Honor but it's really a matter of duty and finding out who your friends are who will help you and he got that and it's moving along right now

And that was gone

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Essential Avengers: Avengers #222: A Gathering of Evil!

August, 1982

You know, I haven’t really thought about how long its been since the Avengers have dealt with the Masters of Evil.

The Masters are the Avengers’ evil opposite team. The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants to their X-Men. The Legion of Doom to their Justice League. The Revengers to their Avengers.

But the Avengers haven’t had to deal with the Masters of Evil since Avengers #83. And in that appearance, they took a backseat to the real master of evil. FEMINISM.

At least according to Roy Thomas.

But yeah. Its been a while without the Masters of Evil. And, uh, any team with Whirlwind has a long way to climb for credibility. Yeah, I said it. He doesn’t wear a shirt.

Also, they put She-Hulk in her at-the-time Iconic She-Hulk Outfit. This is another case of the cover lying. The reality is, somehow, even more embarrassing for her.

Last time: the Avengers had a membership drive because you can only be a kooky quartet for so long. She-Hulk and Hawkeye were recruited and took an instant dislike to each other.

Because She-Hulk cut off Hawkeye in traffic and Hawkeye proportionately responded by breaking her car.

Fun!

So lets get to it.

We start with She-Hulk trying to fix her car.

Annnnd she’s throwing random pieces out of the hood. I don’t think she knows much about auto-repair.

When the electrical system zaps her, she gets so angry that she smashes the car flat like she’s a Street Fighter. Then she jams the wreckage into a public trashcan - also flattening that.

Alas, She-Hulk’s pink Cadillac. You graced our lives for far too short a time. And were taken from us by that heinous bowman Hawkeye. This is the sin which I will always hold against him.

Wasp rolls into the scene, tsking about She-Hulk’s behavior being bad for the Avengers’ image. And hey, yeah! I do like that She-Hulk trying to fix a car in front of the mansion before getting fed-up and breaking it is a good indication that she’s not going to be your typical Avenger.

But despite the tsk she’s not too serious about the admonishment. She even congratulates She-Hulk on getting rid of the car, as it clashed with her skin color.

Reasonably enough, She-Hulk asks who made Wasp the expert.

Except, Wasp did. Wasp made Wasp an expert. She’s literally a professional fashion designer. But relatedly, she’s designed a whole new wardrobe for She-Hulk and can’t wait to dress her up.

I kind of wonder if Wasp views new female teammates as potential canvasses.

Later on, in the Busiek run, she’ll design a new outfit for Firestar pretty much without any input from Firestar herself. And it had an incredibly plunging neckline that Firestar was very uncomfortable with.

If Wasp offers to fashion design for you, feel flattered and a little bit afraid.

Anyway, She-Hulk decides well might be nice to try on a bunch of new clothes.

Y’know, She-Hulk is a bit of a fashion person herself. In her original solo book she started the ‘oops I flexed and my sleeves fell off’ fashion.

Meanwhile, elsewhere, Tony Stark at Stark International.

Big boss himself came down to the Long Island office because one of his programmers has asked for time off.

Brenner’s son is sick and he needs to pick him up from school. BUT: he’s in the middle of a complicated computer project!

Like the idealized fictional caring billionaire that he is, Tony is completely understanding.

Tony Stark, what a guy: “Well, your son is more important than any computer program, take the rest of the day off -- with pay.”

If you end up stuck in the Marvel universe somehow, see about swinging a job with Tony Stark. Tony Stark makes you feel/he’s the cool exec with the heart of steel.

Tony decides he’ll get Ordinary Electrical Engineer Scott Lang to finish the programming work.

Ordinary Electrical Engineer Scott Lang is happy to pick up the project but since Tony Stark is in the room anyway, Scott asks if Iron Man has mentioned any news of Hank Pym.

For you see, although you might think that this Scott Lang is an Ordinary Electrical Engineer, he is actually the new Ant-Man so he feels indebted to Hank Pym.

Tony responds that there hasn’t been any news since Hank Pym went to jail so Scott asks why the Avengers haven’t done anything for him. Tony claims that there’s not a lot that the Avengers can do for him until his case comes to trial.

You could hire him a good lawyer? Or pay for that therapy that you thought he needed?

I guess I don’t know that Tony isn’t doing these things off-screen, to be fair.

Tony further claims that Hank will do fiiiine in jail, because he’s tough. Scott remains dubious since he’s actually been to jail and knows what its like. But there’s only so much you can contradict the boss, even if he’s idealized fictional caring billionaire Tony Stark.

And anyway, Tony has other things on his mind. He’s more worried about Jan than he is about Hank. She’s way too well-adjusted for having gotten divorced after her marriage turned miserable. According to Tony Stark anyway.

Of course, his major misunderstanding is that he thinks “she had [Hank] to lean on for so many years” when it was more the other way around. The Jan he thought he knew was actually playing the role of the Hank Pym Hype Squad.

Meanwhile, we check in on Steve Rogers.

One thing I appreciate about this run of Avengers is that we have more of a sense of what the Avengers are doing when not Avengersing. The Avengers book feels a lot more keyed into the rest of the related Marvel universe.

For example, Steve actually got some art jobs! It looks like comics book actually! And he does art for advertisements too!

And he’s living that glamorous artist life of staying up all night to finish pages and then going ‘oh shit my day job’ when his alarm rings for the Avengers meeting.

Although he’s actually looking forward to getting the costume on and getting away from dealing with ad executives and art editors for a while.A good ol’ several hours in the Avengers gym will help work out the art desk bad posture knots out of his shoulders.

And elsewhere in Chicago, Illinois, where Ordinary Doctor Donald Blake has moved to attempt to make a life for himself separate from Thor. He’s doubtful whether he actually can.

I sorta wonder what the status quo in the Thor books is like because usually when Dr. Donald Blake shows up in the Avengers book, he’s been like a wandering expert doctor, just passing through. Showing up to do the tough medical jobs. He’s settling down in Chicago now.

But at least the thousand mile commute to the weekly Avengers meeting is no problem for THOR!

Now that Hawkeye is on the Avengers again, he’s part of the round of checking in. He’s clocking out of the security chief job at Cross Technological Enterprises. His colleagues all envying how he gets to set his own hours.

He takes a train from Yonkers to his new Central Park West apartment. I don’t know if you remember his living conditions before he got the job at Cross Technological but it was a bit suck. He’s definitely put his steady paycheck to use improving his digs.

Old (from issue #189):

New (from issue #this issue):

Although maybe too much. Because when he gets home he realizes that he has almost no food in his apartment and also no money until payday.

Hawkeye: “Where the heck does $1200 a week go, anyway? I don’t play Pac-Man that much! There was more change in my pocket in the old carny days!”

Psst, Hawkeye. Definitely sign up for the stipend check from Stark.

Another thousand a week will go a long way to keeping you living the can afford food standard of living you’re accustomed to.

He manages to find a bag of potato chips to snack on but decides he’ll have to see if he can find an actual square meal at Avengers Mansion.

Likely. Jarvis seems the sort to keep the fridge well-stocked and heck he’d probably make something if asked.

Anyway, Hawkeye being Hawkeye, he’s not going to take the elevator or stairs. He’s definitely going to fire a cable arrow so he can swing down from his balcony. Because, of course he is. He’s Hawkeye.

And he lands right in front of a taxi, the driver of which calls him a nut

Hawkeye: “You want a star in your cab or not?”

Turns out? No. Hawkeye has to walk to Avengers Mansion and arrives late because the cabbie won’t give him a free ride.

Meanwhile at Avengers Mansion (which fails to elicit the same kneejerk emotional response as ‘meanwhile at the HALL of JUSTICE’ from me), the She-Hulk clothing montage has occurred off-screen.

For shaaaame, James Shooter. And also Steven Grant.

She-Hulk isn’t so sure about the outfit Wasp put together for her.

Wasp: “I call it Arabian Night -- a blend of suppleness, strength and sensitivity to highlight your true nature!”

She-Hulk: “Don’t you think it’s a little... unusual?”

Wasp: “You’re an unusual woman, Jennifer! Your clothes should say that! We want a complete image that’ll drive me wild at the sight of you!”

She-Hulk: “Got anything that’ll drive that jerk Hawkeye one way to oblivion?”

I don’t know if fashion can do that but if anyone could design that, Wasp could. Her or Giger.

Wasp tries to defend Hawkeye but can only manage “he’s okay, just a little... um, well, you know!” but suggests that She-Hulk just be nice to Hawkeye to throw him off.

Which. Sounds like a funny idea.

Anyway, I like the outfit. The colors work for her. And maybe it’s because there are a couple Dragon Ball outfits like this but it feels appropriate for her. Because of the punching.

Iron Man comes in and goes ga-ga multiple punctuation over She-Hulk’s new look, which I guess proves that Wasp hit where she was aiming.

Wasp: “Oh, more flattery! More! I love it! And this is just the beginning. Wait until you see the fighting togs I’m designing for her!”

So I guess that this is just an outfit to look good in and Wasp is still working on the superhero outfit. Can’t wait to see it.

Captain America and Thor come in and Thor too praises She-Hulk’s new look.

Thor: “By Odin’s beard! What emerald beauty stands before us?”

They date later. Its one of those ‘wow expected this to happen way sooner than 2018 honestly’ things.

And then Hawkeye comes in.

He also loses his shit over She-Hulk’s new look. But in more of a Hawkeye way.

Hawkeye: “Waitaminit! Is it Cheryl Tiegs? Loni Anderson? No! It’s the new fashion plate -- the Savage She-Hulk! Talk about trying to get silk purses from sow’s ears!”

You’re a rude, Hawkeye.

She-Hulk storms towards him, offended, and just lifts him bodily.

And kisses him.

Then drops his ass on the ground.

I guessss remembering and putting her own spin on Wasp’s suggestion?

People need to stop kissing each other for spite and revenge reasons, honestly.

I do get a laugh at Hawkwye demanding a rematch. Can’t imagine what form that’d take. But its funny.

I kind of have a problem with the scene, beyond the people kissing each other for spite and revenge thing. Prior to joining the Avengers, the issue where She-Hulk got her pink Cadillac was Marvel Two-In-One #88 where she spent nearly the entire issue hitting on the Thing to his discomfort. And the joke was Ha Ha Sexually Assertive Women.

I really hope that we do not have that again.

Anyway, the other Avengers get some yuks over She-Hulk’s method of shutting up Hawkeye.

Iron Man even suggests that Hawkeye and She-Hulk have just had their first date to Hawkeye’s dismay.

Seriously, someone write an Avengers code of conduct and then create an HR department.

MEANWHILE, CHANGING THE TOPIC AND THE SCENE

In Egghead’s secret Manhattan laboratory.

Egghead: “No, it’s not fair! All I ever wanted was to rule the world -- is that so much to ask? I’m 52. That doesn’t give me many years left -- that idiot Henry Pym blew what may have been my last chance!”

Hah at Egghead having a baby tantrum over being thwarted. And I guess good to know that Hank screwing up the plan by calling the Avengers did screw over more than Hank Pym.

Hank may have saved the world, actually. Good job, Hank.

Egghead laments that he wishes he had another good plan but kind of put all the eggs, hah, in the unstoppable adamantium robots basket.

And then his sexy maid Anna chimes in with a suggestion.

Wait, why does Egghead of all villains have a sexy maid? Who seems to have a crush on him? Why is this a thing? Who in or out of universe looks at Egghead and thinks ‘yes this man is a sexual dynamo’?

Eh, whatever.

Anna: “Vhy don’t choo just buy the vorld, darlkink?”

Egghead: “Anna! Vhat... er, what did you say?”

Anna: “You should make a lot ov money und buy the vorld!”

Egghead: “Work?! Disgusting!”

This is probably the only time I will ever be able to say this but I agree with Egghead.

Anna: “No, no, no! Just invent somethink that everyvun vants -- a cure for baldness, mebbe... or eternal youth!”

Egghead: “That’s silly, Anna! Or is it?”

IT IN FACT WASN’T!

Egghead suddenly stands up, dumping sexy maid Anna to the floor, as he realizes that she’s right! If Egghead could invent cell rejuvenation to give people eternal youth, the world would be his oyster! People would give anything for it!

Granted, he has no idea how to invent cell rejuvenation but that’s tomorrow’s problem. Today’s problem is the logistics. He’ll need research, money, equipment and most importantly of all lackeys to steal all that stuff for him so he won’t have to Effort!

So moments later, Egghead signals a robot spy capsule that he has monitoring Atlantis at all times just because.

Egghead’s spy capsule launches a guided missile at an Atlantean prison, busting out someone mysterious unless you happened to glance at the cover.

And we go from one prison to another prison to pop in on Hank Pym at Ryker’s Island.

Ryker’s is apparently the go-to supervillain prison.

And whoops Hank Pym is one now, at least according to the law. What with being caught with all that stolen adamantium and the mind control prosthetic arm.

Hank Pym: “It just doesn’t make sense! All I tried to do was redeem myself, but things just got out of control! Egghead’s responsible for this! He committed the crime I’m accused of -- and made sure I can’t prove it! Why doesn’t anyone believe me?”

Probably because you did do the crime and were caught in the act and you wouldn’t explain yourself fully afterward. Just saying.

Hank Pym: “Jan! That’s where it all went wrong! If I could get her back, everything would work out! I know it!”

Hank Hank Hank... You’re suddenly a romantic.

A guard yells at Hank that its food time and then further yells that his son had looked up to Hank, which causes Hank to reflect whoops he let down more than just Jan and the Avengers.

When Hank sits down to eat prison chow, he’s accosted by Dave Cannon aka WHIRLWIND aka I guess Hank’s backup archnemesis?

Hank isn’t really spoiled for choice with good archnemeses so he either has Egghead or spin around real fast man.

At least Dave Cannon aka Whirlwind is trying to go for the personal lowblow. That’s a decent, if gross, archnemesis move.

He insinuates that hey if Jan divorced Hank that means Dave has a chance with her and he’s going to visit her as soon as he jailbreaks out of here today.

I’m sure he does have a chance. Like a snowball’s in hell, maybe.

Hank tells Dave to shut up because shut up, Dave.

But Dave ups the ante by suggesting that after Hank Pym gets out of jail in maybe ten or twenty years, he and Jan will hire Hank to be their chauffeur.

So Hank smashes a tray of food in Dave’s face because shut up, Dave.

He also starts punching him because in for a penny.

And because Hank totally started that ‘fight’ the guards haul Hank off for a month in solitary.

You wouldn’t think Hank’s life could get worse in every issue he appears in but you would be wrong.

And wouldn’t you know it? As soon as Hank is out of the room, the jailbreak starts without him.

He doesn’t even get to participate in activities now! Geez, Dave Cannon! You’re ruining prison for Hank.

Anyway, the mysterious figure from the Atlantis jailbreak scene is now jailbreaking Ryker’s and iiiiiits TIGER SHARK!

A guy I know almost nothing about!

-google- Ah, Namor foe. That explains him being a shark man.

He used to be an Olympic swimmer who injured his spinal cord when he rescued a drowning man. So a pretty good guy, starting off. Then to heal his spine he participated in an experimental procedure where Namor and tiger shark DNA was blended with his own and he became a shark man and an asshole.

I think that’s the Namor DNA personally. It makes people into jerks. And Namor is 100% Namor DNA so you can imagine what a jerk he is.

I’ve gotten lost in the weeds.

Tiger Shark busts in through a supposedly impregnable prison wall. The guards try to shoot him with ‘special weapons’ but Tiger Shark thwarts them with a special weapon of his own.

A TABLE!

Which he uses to block the shots and then hit them with.

They were fools to put their faith in high-falutin’ technology when they could have been investing in low-falutin’ carpentry.

That’s right, they should have gotten wooden guns.

With the guards tabled for now, Tiger Shark collects Scorpion and Whirlwind.

That’s two supervillains on his shopping list but there’s one more to get.

So the three detour over down to the women’s wing while the jailbreak of everyone else keeps the guards very busy.

And they find Dr. Karla Sofen, Ordinary Criminal Psychologist who got superpower from a space rock. Y’know, a Moonstone.

She has a few follow-up questions before she throws in with these goons but Tiger Shark isn’t a good conversationalist.

Tiger Shark: “You wanna get snuffed right here, lady?! Move! Negotiations are closed!”

She grudgingly accepts these terms. The caption box says so.

The four supervillains take a remote controlled escape boat and escape on a boat.

Later, in a safehouse on Long Island Sound, the four supervillains are all costumed up and already feeling cooped up with each other. It is a small house and they are all big personalities.

Tiger Shark and Whirlwind even get into a fight when Tiger Shark complains about waiting and about suburbia and Whirlwind tells him to shut up. And by fight I mean Tiger Shark smacks Whirlwind in the head. Because its Whirlwind.

Ant-Man’s backup archnemesis. And Tiger Shark fights Namor. Its a mismatch.

But its enough of a ‘fight’ to cause a stir.

Egghead: “Stop your silly squabbling! Fighting among yourselves won’t further my plans!”

Moonstone: “Wha -- ?! Egghead?!”

Tiger Shark: “What’s an Egghead?”

Hah.

I don’t know why this exchange amuses me so much.

Egghead is perfectly happy to introduce himself slash ramble on and on with words words words. He is PERHAPS the world’s greatest genius (hahahahah noooo) but says he may find a cure to Tiger Shark’s “repugnant amphibious condition.”

Egghead: “If you all follow me without question, you’ll share in my forthcoming power and wealth! In addition to being bodyguards, you’ll perform various tasks for me -- beginning tonight, when you loot a certain Manhattan medical research center to obtain data and supplies! Cross me -- and no one will ever hear from you again!”

I’ll make fun of Egghead any day of the week but I’ll give him this. He evidently delivers this speech with such conviction that ‘shark man who fights Namor’ just nods and apparently thinks yes this sounds legit.

And lets be honest, between Whirlwind, Scorpion, Moonstone, and Tiger Shark none of them look at this eggheaded guy threatening them and think about trying something.

Egghead appoints Moonstone his deputy and team leader. Because, he says, she’s such a well-trained follower.

Okay, okay, okay. Okay.

So, Dr. Karla Sofen first appeared as a henchwoman to Dr. Faustus.

But then she tricked the original Moonstone into giving the moonstone to her and became the new Moonstone. And here I didn’t even know there was an original Moonstone.

My point being, yes, early on you might look at Moonstone’s history and think ‘yes she’s definitely a subordinate person who won’t give me trouble’ but from a modern perspective?

I know Modern Moonstone for basically being the Starscream of whatever team she’s on. Starting from Thunderbolts at least, she’s never the boss, she’s happy being the deputy but she’s always scheming and manipulating and undermining her boss.

I really want this to be a hilariously bad judge of character Egghead has made. I really do.

Meanwhile, Whirlwind thinks that he’ll play along with Egghead’s plans. Until he gets bored.

And then I guess he gets bored like five seconds later because he decides that since the job Egghead wants them to do isn’t until evening, he can go visit Wasp.

And yeah. We scene transition to Avengers Mansion and Whirlwind is just lurking in the bushes spying on Wasp’s limo.

Inside the mansion, with the Avengers’ meeting over, the Avengers all get ready to go about the rest of their business.

Hawkeye saying he has to get home gets She-Hulk to start musing on how she hasn’t had a real home since she left Los Angeles.

Which she did for... reasons? She seemed like she was going to stay in LA at the end of her original Savage She-Hulk book. She probably did it so she could do crossovers. That makes sense.

Wasp tells She-Hulk that since Tony doesn’t charge rent, She-Hulk can just stay at Avengers Mansion for a while. And in a couple days, she’ll take She-Hulk apartment hunting.

Wasp is a good friend.

She heads out to her limo and tells Mr. Carrothers to take her to her Manhattan apartment.

BUT WHOOPS iiiiiiiiiits Whirlwind!

He knocked out Mr. Carrothers over the head and stashed him in the bushes. Wow, being Wasp’s chauffeur is very eventful.

Whirlwind: “Forget him. I’m the man in your life now! I figure with your ex in the slammer, you’re gonna need an understanding shoulder to lean on -- .”

And then Wasp shrinks down and shoots Whirlwind in the face.

Wasp: “That’s awfully considerate of you. But next time send flowers first, okay? By the way, have you ever met me bio-electric sting?”

Get rekt, Whirlwind.

This has been a really good span of issues for Wasp. I’m boggling a little. My standards weren’t super high to be honest but this has been good.

I mean, aside from her wearing her Avengers #194-196 costume again. The one with only one pant leg. Of all your costumes to wear under normal clothes, why this one, Jan?

Outside the limo, Hawkeye is trying to sneak back into the mansion to raid the pantry and hoping everyone else has gone.

Because he doesn’t want them to know that two-jobs Hawkeye is having money trouble, I guess? But dude, just confide in Jarvis. He’s a good guy.

Anyway, point being, because of Hawkeye’s hungry little tummy, he sneaks back to the mansion in time to see flashes of energy from inside Jan’s limo.

Hawkeye runs to Jan’s rescue and instantly gets blasted by Moonstone who has just arrived to yell at Whirlwind for taking off without her permission.

Whirlwind says he doesn’t have to answer to Moonstone and a presumably very frustrated Moonstone answers yes he does, that is the very thing he has agreed to when he joined the new Masters of Evil!

I feel maybe announcing loudly that you are the new Masters of Evil right in front of the Avengers is kind of jumping the gun.

Not to mention having the whole time show up to pose like a team just to pull Whirlwind’s butt out of the fire but like I said, this isn’t a very impressive seeming iteration of the Masters.

They do have this much, at least. Hawkeye recognizes each one of these bozos (muffled foghorns from Titan Up the Defense way) and recognizes that he and Wasp are outpowered in addition to being outnumbered.

Reinforced by Tiger Shark just smacking Wasp out of the air.

I think her one legged outfit is slowing her down.

So Hawkeye fires a flare arrow to try to summon help.

Remember when the Avengers had radio rings? That’d probably be a less obvious way to signal for help. Because Moonstone sees Hawkeye shoot a flare arrow that LIGHTS UP THE AREA and shoots him for sending up a signal.

And then she turns to the others and goes “Why didn’t you blunderers stop him?”

Its a good point. Tiger Shark points out though that she didn’t stop him either.

Again: not a very impressive iteration of the team.

Whirlwind, trying to put on the pragmatic hat way too late, says that they should kill Hawkeye and skedaddle because fighting in front of Avengers Mansion makes him nervous.

But he’s still Whirlwind so he’s still gross so he thinks to himself that he wants to grab Wasp before they go.

And what, dude? You gonna keep her under your bed? WHATS YOUR CREEPY ENDGAME?

On second thought, I don’t want to know. Geez, this is awful but I’m glad that Wasp died in Ultimate comics before an exceptionally creepy Ultimate Whirlwind could show up and keep her in a well or something.

Hey, maybe if we tell Whirlwind that Living Laser is also obsessed with Wasp, the two will fight to the death and I won’t have to deal with either one!

Anyway. Off-track. Anyway.

With a sound of thunder, a Perfectly Ordinary Uru Hammer THOOMs by smacking every villain before returning to Thor’s hand.

Yeah, fighting in front of Avengers Mansion? Really dumb!

Thor: “Stand back, perfidious mortals, or face the wrath of Thor!”

Wasp: “Huh? Thor! I always thought you were handsome -- but you never looked better than you do now!”

Thor: “Fair Wasp, thou art safe in my hands!”

Wasp: (Mmmm! Don’t I wish!)

Well, you’re free to play the field now, Wasp. Go for it.

Meanwhile, over in Avengers Mansion, She-Hulk hears the racket and gets up from her nap to see a supervillain battle taking place on the street in front of the Mansion and just kind of sighs about New York being like this.

Again again: fighting in front of Avengers Mansion? REALLY DUMB!

Moonstone even realizes it.

Moonstone: “This is insane -- wasting our energy battling the Avengers for nothing! We’ve got to end this fight and escape!”

She tells Scorpion to take Thor which either shows a high esteem of him or a very low regard. Either way, Scorpion is happy to try, tail-whipping Thor through the air.

Inside the mansion, She-Hulk decides that the only way to get some peace and quiet is to throw hands. Side benefit: she’ll also get to prove herself to the Avengers.

But I like that the primary reason is that she just wants to have a dang nap and this nonsense is preventing it.

So she OH YEAHs through the window because heck Tony Stark will pay to fix it and runs towards the battle.

Haha look at that tiny alarmed Jarvis in the window. I love that kind of background detail. Amazing.

Wasp takes a break from, I dunno fantasizing about Thor, to fly over in a panic.

Wasp: “Oh, no! That outfit is an original! Tear it -- and I’ll never speak to you again!”

She sure has her priorities. I think maybe she doesn’t think these new Masters of Evil are all that threatening.

Maybe she shouldn’t be so worried though. She-Hulk just jumped through a glass window and the outfit looks untouched.

She-Hulk: “You can’t be serious?! You are. Ohhh... fudge! This is ridiculous!”

She definitely had to stop herself from saying an f-bomb.

So She-Hulk stops running to help Thor and sits down to start pulling the Van Dyne Original outfit off so Wasp won’t friend break up with her.

I’m sure Thor is doing fine though.

Ha ha, just kidding.

Moondragon is keeping him pinned down with her laser blasts and Tiger Shark hits him with something almost as powerful as TABLE.

A CAR.

Tiger Shark: “That Avenger creep thinks he’s the strongest there is. Me, I can withstand the pressures of the ocean’s floor without breathing hard. So when you’re talking strength -- you’re talking Tiger Shark!”

Hey, cool! Its the same thing writers use to argue Aquaman Strong Actually. I wonder if this actually predates that. It’d be funny if Tiger Shark preempted Aquaman in anything.

Wasp (while blasting Scorpion in his Scorpion neck) asks Thor if he’s okay but I think Thor is more annoyed than endangered by being ganged up on by the villains.

Thor: “Aye, the villain’s cowardly attack availed him naught against the might of Thor! I would see this battle ended!”

Tiger Shark basically says ‘nuh uh’ or “Together we can turn him into hamburger!” but then someone punches Tiger Shark from behind and knocks him out.

Scorpion: “Who in -- ? Some chick from Frederick’s of Hollywood?”

She-Hulk: “Don’t tell me you don’t know who I am! I don’t want to hear it!”

So, yeah, She-Hulk has arrived. In her underwear. So she doesn’t offend Wasp.

I guess after the Moondragon arc, Wasp is paying forward the wardrobe embarrassments.

Very rude, Jan.

Hawkeye is also up and raring to arrow. And he nails Whirlwind with said shock arrow annnd knocks him out.

Yup, this is the part of the book where we’re running out of pages so the villains start going down really easy.

Next, Wasp shoots Moonstone and She-Hulk multi-tasks by punching Moonstone into Scorpion and knocking both of them out.

Which means that She-Hulk is MVP of this fight. She arrives the latest but knocks out the most people. Good job, She-Hulk. Even Hawkeye admits that she did pretty good (qualified with “for a beginner!” which She-Hulk just laughs off.)

Meanwhile, in his hidden laboratory, Egghead is thinking that you can’t get good help these days.

Egghead: “Fools! We would have destroyed the Avengers eventually! There was no need to upset my timetable!”

But its only a minor setback and he considers that this stomp may leave them more willing to see that his ideas are best ideas.

I really hope that everyone pins the blame on Whirlwind when Egghead inevitably has to break them out of prison again to assemble his Masters of Evil again.

Hm, and I didn’t wonder this before but why Masters of Evil as a team name? He has no connection with any of the previous iterations, I don’t think. Weird.

Back at the mansion, the Avengers stand around being pretty pleased with themselves for beating up a bunch of people who attacked them for no reason and sucked at it.

The only sour note is that Wasp lost yet another limo (to Tiger Shark’s deadly CAR attack) but even then she says she was ready to trade it in on a DeLorean anyway.

Wait, aren’t DeLoreans known for having disappointing performance for a car and adequate performance as a time machine? Wasp, why are you getting a DeLorean, you kook!

She-Hulk, who sold her dignity to keep Jan’s friendship, suggests that the two of them go looking for new cars together.

OH RIGHT. Issue started with She-Hulk’s poor lamented pink Cadillac being junked. That’s bookends, it is. They’re the Sisterhood of the Broken Cars now.

So a very decent story!

Stuff is being setup with Egghead, the Hank Pym plot thread is still going, and we’ve got a new Avengers roster to settle into.

Although. Between the Moondragon arc and this, I’m wondering if clothing mishaps is going to be a running joke going forward and I hope not. Or at least let the guys in on it. Let Thor get locked out of the house in his underwear. It is only fair.

To the readers, if not the characters.

Although, I guess that is kind of what happened in the Molecule Man story. Tony Stark stuck in only his underwear and had to wear Ordinary Doctor Donald Blake’s jacket around his waist.

Not much more to say about this. Its a solid issue.

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Dragons in European Myth

Ancient Greece:

The actual word “Dragon” originated from the Ancient Greek “Drakon”, relating to many giant serpents in Greek mythology, many of the earliest accounts of Dragons appear in Greek and Roman culture. Unlike modern dragon depictions, Greek Dragons more regularly spit acid or poison from their breath over the usual fire, Greek Dragons also came in a range of different forms such as Hydra (multi-headed dragon) and other monsters. One of the main draconic creatures shown in Greek mythology is Python, originally the keeper of the Oracle (ancient prophet), Python was a goliath snake that guarded the Oracle and its knowledge from others. In some variations of the story, the Goddess Hera sent the giant snake to pursue and eat Leto, another Goddess who after sleeping with Heras husband Zeus, was pregnant with deity twins Apollo and Artemis. However this was unsuccessful and the twins were born, Apollo became a keen rival of Pythons and eventually went to slay him in order to free the Oracle and become the God of prophecy.

Post-classic Germanic:

One of the most common Dragons found in Germanic mythology are “Lindworms”, described as wingless Dragons, “Lindworms” often only have their front legs that they use to drag the rest of their snake like body around. Focusing mainly around norse mythology, old Norse poems often talk two main dragon like creatures. The first is the dragon Níðhöggr, described as a dragon that gnaws on the roots of Yggdrasil, the world tree, awaiting Ragnorok and eating the corpses of sinners. This Dragon reminds many of a Devil like figure in Norse mythos and dragons/serpents in Norse culture are often seen as evil figures. The second highly mentioned draconic figure in Norse culture is the “Midguard Serpent Jörmungandr”, a snake so large that it encircles the entire realm of Midguard (Earth). It is prophesied that when Ragnarok (the Norse doomsday) comes, the serpent will swallow the entire Earth, although the legends say that the God Thor aimed to kill the serpent, it still lives in the seas and awaits Ragnarok. Post-classical Germanic myths also include Old English mythology, which is where “Lindworms” originated, however there are no notable dragon stories.

Post-classical Western:

Western mythology is where modern dragons really start to take form, after stories of dragon from other cultures, Western versions began to emerge. These dragon often varied in size from small to huge, some had up to two sets of wings and almost all would have a long tail and four legs. At around 1200 AD, Dragon stories and myths begun to become dramatised to make Dragons a natural enemy of humans, obsessed with treasure and feeding, it became common that Dragon stories would end with the Dragon being victoriously defeated by a hero. Dragons also begun being used to show predictive symbolism such as the story of a red and a white dragon who fought and predicted the victory of England over Wales. At this time they were also associated with Satan, making them a clear sign of misfortune and evil, Dragon myths were almost like propaganda at the time to help steer the society in certain directions. One of the most famous Western Dragon myths is the story of “St George and the Dragon”, the story goes that the Dragon demanded food and tribute from the villagers living on its lands, when they ran out of livestock and trinkets for the Dragon, they started giving up a human tribute once a year. This was acceptable to the villagers until a well-loved princess was chosen as the next offering, deciding that enough is enough, the saint rescued the princess and slays the Dragon.

Post-classical Eastern:

Albanian mythology and folk law features a small amount of Serpentine like Dragons, each possessing a different rank of power and different abilities based on how successful they have been in avoiding humans. The strongest form of these form changing Dragons is Kulshedra, a huge multi-headed fire-spitting female serpent which causes drought, storms, flooding, earthquakes and other natural disasters to try and wipe out mankind. One of the only Slavic Dragon myths depict a Dragon named Zmey Gorynych, a three headed, sulphuric smelling creature with goat like horns who was the nephew of an evil sorcerer. Post-classic Eastern type Dragons are much rarer to find in modern media and have many less interesting stories.

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Harry Potter

Our Family [x] Pairing: Marauders Word Count: 2264 Rating: Teen

Castle On the Hill [x] Pairing: Marauders Word Count: 1300 Rating: Teen

Eraser [x] Pairing: Marauders Word Count: 220 Rating: Teen

Family Matters [x] Pairing: Harry Potter x Reader Word Count: 4000 [2 Parts] Rating: Gen

What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve? [x] Pairing: Harry Potter x Reader Word Count: 1347 Rating: Gen

Better Mood [x] Pairing: Ron Weasley x Reader Word Count: 856 Rating: Mature

Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) [x] Pairing: Ron Weasley x Reader Word Count: 953 Rating: Teen

Sundays [x] Pairing: Remus Lupin x Reader Word Count:1000 Rating: Gen

Hearts Don’t Break Around Here [x] Pairing: Remus Lupin x Reader Word Count:500 Rating: Gen

Perfect [x] Pairing: Remus Lupin x Reader Word Count: 1000 Rating: Gen

I’m a Monster [x] Pairing: Remus Lupin x Reader Word Count: 5000 [4 Parts] Rating: Mature

Let’s Do It [x] Pairing: Remus Lupin x Reader Word Count: 5000 [2 Parts] Rating: Mature

She’s Got You [x] Pairing: Remus Lupin x Reader Word Count:3000 [2 Parts] Rating: Mature

The Grand Tour [x] Pairing: Sirius Black x Reader Word Count: 2103 Rating: Gen

Dive [x] Pairing: Sirius Black x Reader Word Count: 2300 Rating: Teen

Only the Good Die Young [x] Pairing: Sirius Black x Original Character Word Count: 2300 Rating: Mature

The Way We Were [x] Pairing: Sirius Black x Original Character Word Count: 21,444 [11 Parts] Rating: Mature

A Little Magic [x] Pairing: Sirius Black x Reader Word Count: 1300 Rating: Gen

A War Wedding [x] Pairing: Fred Weasley x Original Character Word Count: 2103 Rating: Gen

Shape of You [x] Pairing: Fred Weasley x Original Character Word Count: 1800 Rating: Teen

I Won’t Say I’m In Love [x] Pairing: George Weasley x Reader Word Count: 1796 Rating: Teen

Come With Me [x] Pairing: Dean Thomas x Reader Word Count: 5000 Rating: Teen

When I Kissed the Teacher [x] Pairing: Hermione Granger x Remus Lupin Word Count: 1369 Rating: Teen

Own My Own [x] Pairing: Remus Lupin x Sirus Black Word Count: 1210 Rating: Teen

Santa Baby [x] Pairing: Draco Malfoy x Original Female Character Word Count: 1867 Rating: Teen

Character’s Last Words [x][x] Pairing: Various Word Count: 3000+ Rating: Explicit

Marvel

Stuck In the Middle [x] Word Count: 12,000 [7 Parts] Rating: Teen

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader

Blue Ain’t Your Colour [x] Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader Word Count: 1417 Rating: Teen

Family Traditions [x] Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader Word Count: 1450 Rating: Explicit

100 Kisses [x] Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader Word Count: 2250 Rating: Explicit

Worth It [x] Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader Word Count: 3372 Rating: Explicit

Prettiest Girl [x] Pairing: Steve Rogers x Black Reader Word Count: 1453 Rating: Mature

Trying [x] Pairing: Pre-Serum Steve Rogers x Reader Word Count: 2600 Rating: Teen

Let Me Show You [x] Pairing: Pre-Serum Steve Rogers x Reader Word Count: 2711 Rating: Explicit

It’s Not Easy Being Steve [x] Pairing: Pre Serum Steve Rogers x Original Character Word Count: 2192 Rating: Explicit

Days Gone By [x] Pairing: Steve Rogers x Peggy Carter Word Count: 1332 Rating: Teen

Any Port In A Storm [x] Pairing: Pre-Serum Steve Rogers x Reader [Bucky’s Sibling] Word Count: 1302 Rating: Gen

Baby It’s Cold Outside [x] Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader Word Count: 1446 Rating: Teen

You’re My Best Girl [x] Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader Word Count: 2565 Rating: Gen

Beige [x] Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader Word Count: 1267 Rating: Teen and up

All I Want For Christmas Is You [x] Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader Word Count: 1430 Rating: Gen

Distraction [x] Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader Word Count: 1545 Rating: Explicit

Because I Want To [x] Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader Word Count: 3207 Rating: Explicit

Goodnight, Sweetheart [x] Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader Word Count: 769 Rating: Teen

Get Some Sleep [x] Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader Word Count: 2683 Rating: Explicit

Say It First [x] Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader Word Count: 1900 Rating: Teen

Should’ve Said No [x] Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader Word Count: 1197 Rating: Teen

Let’s Make a Date [x] Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader Word Count: 1379 Rating: Teen

Priorities [x] Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader Word Count: 1133 Rating: Mature

Crash My Party [x] Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader Word Count: 1488 Rating: Mature

Complicated [x] Pairing: Peter Parker x Original Character Word Count: 4173 Rating: Teen

Keep Quiet [x] Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader Word Count: 1668 Rating: Explicit

Give The Kid A Break [x] Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader Word Count: 1306 Rating: Gen

Glad You’re Here [x] Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader Word Count: 2100 Rating: Mature

Take a Break [x] Pairing: Tony Stark x Reader Word Count: 2936 Rating: Explicit

Love of My Life [x] Pairing: Tony Stark x Reader Word Count: 1785 Rating: Teen

For Tony [x] Pairing: Tony Stark x Reader Word Count: 3000 Rating: Mature

A Perfect Christmas [x] Pairing: Tony Stark x Reader Word Count: 1260 Rating: Teen

Empty Promises [x] Pairing: Tony Stark x Reader Word Count: 1200 Rating: Mature

Supermarket Flowers [x] Pairing: Tony Stark x N/A Word Count: 1403 Rating: Teen

My Girls [x] Pairing: Tony Stark x Reader Word Count: 757 Rating: Gen

DIVORCE [x] Pairing: Tony Stark x Reader Word Count: 1515 Rating: Mature

Round Two? [x] Pairing: Thor x Reader Word Count: 1853 Rating: Explicit

Mr Goody-Two-Shoes [x] Pairing: Bruce Banner x Reader Word Count: 1443 Rating: Explicit

Well Played [x] Pairing: Clint Barton x Reader Word Count: 2076 Rating: Explicit

Make Me [x] Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x Reader Word Count: 2457 Rating: Explicit

Truth or Dare [x] Pairing: Loki x Reader Word Count:572 Rating: Mature

You’ve Got Us [x] Pairing: Cullen Reader x Marvel Gang Word Count: 1047 Rating: General

Grey’s Anatomy

36 Weeks [x] Pairing: Mark Sloan x Reader Word Count: 2150 Rating: Mature

As Long As He Needs Me [x] Pairing: Mark Sloan x Reader Shepherd Word Count: 1858 Rating: Teen

Before and After [x] Pairing: Mark Sloan x Reader Word Count: 824 Rating: Teen

Post Night Shift Care [x] Pairing: Derek Shepherd x Reader Word Count: 1590 Rating: Teen

I’ll Never Love Again [x] Pairing: Denny Duquette x Reader Word Count: 1878 Rating: Mature

Things That Matter [x] Pairing: Jackson Avery x Reader, Word Count: 3427 Rating: Teen

Give Me A Reason [x] Pairing: Jackson Avery x Reader, Jackson x April Word Count: 1529 Rating: Teen

Ups & Downs [x] Pairing: Jackson Avery x Reader Word Count: 1670 Rating: Teen

Anna Parsons [x] Pairing: Lexie Grey x Reader Word Count: 2100 Rating: Mature

Navy Dresses [x] Pairing: Lexie Grey x Reader Word Count: 1500 Rating: Gen

How To Make Friends [x] Pairing: Lexie Grey x Reader Word Count: 1600 Rating: Gen

Right Girl [x] Pairing: Mark Sloan x Callie Torres Word Count: 1765 Rating: Mature

Santa Stole My Girlfriend [x] Pairing: Chandler Bing x Original Character x Joey Tribbiani Word Count: 1558 Rating: Teen

No Boys Allowed [x] Pairing: Jesse Katsopolis x Reader Word Count: 1750 Rating: Gen

Jesse’s Girl [x] Pairing: Joey Gladstone x Reader, Jesse Katsopolis x Reader Word Count: 985 Rating: Teen

Not One of Us [x] Pairing: Cullen x Teen Wolf Word Count: 2300 Rating: Teen

Saviour [x] Pairing: Reader Stilinski Word Count: 2600 Rating: Gen

How Would You Feel? [x] Pairing: 11th Doctor x Reader Word Count: 1000 Rating: Gen

I Love You, Yasmin Khan Pairing: 13th Doctor x Yasmin Khan Word Count: 1582 Rating: Teen

All I Ask [x] Pairing: Doctor x Reader Word Count: 1337 Rating: Explicit

Say It [x] Pairing: John Winchester x Reader Word Count: 500 Rating: General

Captain Peralta & His Lieutenant [x] Pairing: Jake Peralta x Original Character Word Count: 1340 Rating: Explicit

Mary & Amy’s Song [x] Pairing: Jake Peralta x Amy Santiago, Jake Peralta x Original Female Character Word Count: 1785 Rating: Teen

Come on Over Tonight [x] Pairing: Steven Hyde x Reader Word Count: 870 Rating: Teen

Late To The Party [x] Pairing: Jim Halpert x Pam Beesley Word Count: 757 Rating: Gen

Speak Now [x] Pairing: Jim Halpert x Pam Beesley Word Count: 1325 Rating: Teen

Office PDA [x] Pairing: Jim Halpert x Pam Beesley, Jim Halpert x Reader Word Count: 1632 Rating: Explicit

Zack’s Worst Scheme [x] Pairing: Zack Morris/Original Character/Kelly Kapowski Word Count: 5700 Rating: Teen

Gray Mornings [x] Pairing: Grayson Betournay x Reader Word Count: 900 Rating: Gen

Moving On [x] Pairing: Frank Delfino x Reader Word Count: 1030 Rating: Teen

You’re A Selfish Bastard [x] Pairing: Dean Winchester x Original Character Word Count: 2772 Rating: Explicit

Hard To Love [x] Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader Word Count: 1097 Rating: Teen

I’ll Be Home For Christmas [x] Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader Word Count: 2091 Rating: Gen

Damn Dog [x] Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader Word Count: 2772 Rating: Mature

Farmer’s Daughter [x] Pairing: Dean Winchester x Original Character Word Count: 2772 Rating: Explicit

Free Beer & the Festive Season [x] Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader Word Count: 1043 Rating: Gen

Marry Me [x] Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader Word Count: 1213 Rating: Teen

All the Little Things [x] Pairing: Dean Winchester x Castiel Word Count: 1840 Rating: Teen

It Never Woulda Worked Out Anyway [x] Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader Word Count: 2181 Rating: Teen

The Trouble With Girls [x] Pairing: Dean Winchester Word Count: 946 Rating Teen

Angel With A Shotgun [x] Pairing: Dean Winchester x Castiel Word Count: 999 Rating: Gen

I Don’t Dance [x] Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader Word Count: 1083 Rating: Gen

Travelin’ Soldier [x] Pairing: John Winchester x Mary Winchester Word Count: 2995 Rating: Mature

The Way Out [x] Pairing: Don Flack x Original Character Word Count: 1142 Rating: Mature

Different For Girls [x] Pairing: Nick Miller x Reader Word Count: 2426 Rating: Teen

Last Christmas [x] Pairing: Nick Miller x Reader Word Count: 1974 Rating: Teen

Old Flames and New Pains [x] Pairing: Sam Malone x OFC Word Count: 1674 Rating: Gen

Comfortable [x] Pairing: Luke Danes x OFC, Luke Danes x Lorelai Gilmore Word Count: 737 Rating: Gen

What If I Stay [x] Pairing: Nick Stokes x Reader Word Count: 1179 Rating: Teen

What A Man Gotta Do [x] Pairing: Schmidt x Cece Parekh Word Count: 1158 Rating: Teen

Eighteen Inches [x] Pairing: Stiles Stilinski x Reader Word Count: 1305 Rating Teen

Tooth Brush [x] Pairing: Barney Stinson x Reader Word Count: 1336 Rating: Teen

Flowers [x] Pairing: Deacon Claybourne x Reader Word Count: 1247 Rating: Teen

Movies

Asexual Scripps [x] Paring: Donald Scripps Word Count: 2000 Rating: Teen

U.N.I [x] Pairing: Donald Scripps x David Posner, Word Count: 1167 Rating: Teen

Your Beautiful Song [x] Paring: David Posner Word Count: 1000 Rating: Mature

What Do I Know? [x] Paring: Donald Scripps, David Posner Word Count: 500 Rating: Gen

Go On Mate [x] Pairing: Stuart Dakin x Male Reader Word Count: 2050 Rating: Mature

Not In That Way [x] Pairing: Richie Tozier x Eddie Kaspbrak Word Count: 21219 Rating: Mature

Bad Days [x] Pairing: Peter Krasinsky x Reader Word Count: 1550 Rating: Gen

La Tua Cantante [x] Pairing: Marcus Volturi x Original Character x Spencer Reid Word Count: 5140

Meanwhile Back At Mama’s [x] Pairing: Darry Curtis x Reader Word Count: 1206 Rating: Teen

Play It Again [x] Pairing: Frank Adler x Reader Word Count: 1970 Rating: Teen

RPF

Queen/BoRhap Boys

The Origins of Rogerina [x] Pairing: Roger Taylor x Reader Word Count: 4,563 [3 Parts] Rating: Mature

I’m In Love With My Car [x] Pairing: Roger Taylor x Reader Word Count: 1700 Rating: Teen

Inspirations [x] Pairing: Roger Taylor x Original Character Word Count: 1563 Rating: Explicit

Frosty Love [x] Pairing: Roger Taylor x Reader Word Count: 1442 Rating: Teen

Dear Diamond [x] Pairing: Roger Taylor/Brian May/Reader Word Count: 893 Rating: Teen

When I Was His Wife [x] Pairing: Roger Taylor x Reader, Roger Taylor x Dominique Beyrand Word Count: 855 Rating: Teen and Up

Mr Rockstar [x] Pairing: Brian May x Reader Word Count: 2349 Rating: Teen

Fat Bottomed Girls [x] Pairing: Brian May x Plus Size! Reader Word Count: 2665 Rating: Explicit

We Are A Family [x] Pairing: John Deacon x Reader Word Count: 5000 [4 Parts] Rating: Teen

Early Christmas Present [x] Pairing: Ben Hardy x Reader Word Count: 1289 Rating: Gen

Tell Me You’re Pretty [x] Pairing: Ben Hardy x Reader Word Count: 630 Rating: Gen

Due Date [x] Pairing: Gwilym Lee x Reader Word Count: 1968 Rating: Teen

Actors

Rave Review [x] Pairing: Richard Madden x Original Character Word Count: 2046 Rating: Explicit

New Man [x] Pairing: Tom Holland x Reader Word Count: 1500 Rating: Teen

Galway Girl [x] Pairing: Tom Holland x Reader Word Count: 2050 Rating: Explicit

Instagram Famous [x] Pairing: Tom Holland x Reader Word Count: 2050 Rating: Gen

Santa Tell Me [x] Pairing: Tom Holland x Reader Word Count: 1956 Rating: Teen

Getting You Home [x] Pairing: Tom Hiddleston x Reader Word Count: 3400 Rating: Explicit

Warm Welcome [x] Pairing: Tom Hiddleston x Reader Word Count: 1300 Rating: Gen

Remind Me [x] Pairing: Tom Hiddleston x Reader Word Count: 1691 Rating: Gen

Double Jeopardy [x] Pairing: Bradley Cooper x Reader Word Count: 1550 Rating: Explicit

Amnesia [x] Pairing: Colin Jost x Scarlett Johansson Word Count: 800 Rating: Teen

Oh Baby [x] Pairing: Zendaya x Reader Word Count: 668 Rating: Teen

Binding [x] Pairing: Zendaya x Reader Word Count: 1037 Rating: Gen

The Price of Hot Chocolate [x] Pairing: Zendaya x Reader Word Count: 1072 Rating: Gen

The Ultimatum [x][x] Pairing: Zendaya x Reader Word Count: 1264 Rating: Mature

Let’s Keep Her [x] Pairing: Sarah Hyland x Reader Word Count: 1295 Rating: Gen

Not Just a Storyline [x] Pairing: Alycia Debham-Carey x Reader Word Count: 650 Rating: Gen

Cat’s Out of the Bag [x] Pairing: Chai Hansen x Reader Word Count: 885 Rating: Gen

Chris Evans

You’re The One [x] Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader Word Count: 3200 Rating: Mature

Lessons In Love [x] Pairing: Chris Evans x Original Character Word Count: 41,500 [30 Parts] Rating: Mature

Conflicted [x] Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader Word Count: 24,000 [12 Parts] Rating: Explicit

Just A Fling, Yeah? [x] Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader Word Count: 20,000+ [11 Parts] Rating: Explicit

Boston Baby Blues [x] Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader Word Count: 39,500+ [26 Parts] Rating: Explicit

More Than Just a Fling [x] Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader Word Count: 1945 Rating: Teen

The Nice List [x] Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader Word Count: 1190 Rating: Gen

The Cutest Customer [x] Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader Rating: Gen Word Count: 2062

I’ve Missed You [x] Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader Word Count: 2242 Rating: Explicit

A Tipsy Nurse and Her Patient [x] Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader Rating: Teen and Up Word Count: 1000

Fine Dining [x] Pairing: Chris Evans x Original Female Character Rating: Explicit Word Count: 2500

Never Have I Ever [x] Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader Rating: General Word Count: 861

Happier [x] Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader Rating: Teen and Up Word Count: 1200

Age Is Just A Number [x] Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader Rating: Teen and Up Word Count: 3095

Oh Daddy [x] Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader Word Count: 400 Rating: Gen

I’ve Missed You [x] Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader Word Count: 2250 Rating: Explicit

A Wake-Up Call [x] Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader Rating: Explicit Word Count: 925

Only If You Want Me To [x] Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader Rating: Teen and Up Word Count: 3352

First Impressions [x] Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader Rating: Teen and Up Word Count: 1030

Play Fair [x] Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader Rating: Teen and Up Word Count: 890

Just Go With It [x] Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader Rating: Mature Word Count: 2094

That’s Our Boy [x] Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader Rating: Gen Word Count: 1299

Sweetheart [x] Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader Word Count: 1315 Rating: Teen and Up

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus [x] Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader Word Count: 1847 Rating: Teen

Me and My Kind [x] Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader, Henry Cavill x Reader Word Count: 1000 Rating: Teen

Sebastian Stan

I Got the Boy [x] Pairing: Sebastian Stan x Reader Rating: General Word Count: 643

Such a Cute Couple [x] Pairing: Sebastian Stan x Reader Rating: General Word Count: 2005

Are You Flirting With Me? [x] Pairing: Sebastian Stan x Reader Rating: Teen and Up Word Count: 1214

Any Fool Can Make a Baby? [x] Pairing: Sebastian Stan x Reader Rating: 513 Word Count: Teen and Up

Is That the Only Reason? [x] Pairing: Sebastian Stan x Greek Reader Rating: Gen Word Count: 1782

Camp Mates [x] Pairing: Sebastian Stan x Reader Rating: Gen Word Count: 1465

Jesse Williams

Let’s Play A Game [x] Pairing: Jesse Williams x Reader Word Count: 665 Rating: Teen

Quarantine [x] Pairing: Jesse Williams x Reader Word Count: 700 Rating: Gen

Playboy [x] Pairing: Jesse Williams x Reader Word Count: 800 Rating: Gen

Baby Brain [x] Pairing: Jesse Williams x Reader Word Count: 900 Rating: Teen

A Gentleman Never Tells [x] Pairing: Jesse Williams x Reader Word Count: 1500 Rating: Teen

Spill Your Guts [x] Pairing: Jesse Williams x Reader Word Count: 950 Rating: Teen

Marry Me? [x] Pairing: Jesse Williams x Reader Word Count: 400 Rating: Teen

Nervous Babe? [x] Pairing: Jesse Williams x Reader Word Count: 1000 Rating: Gen

Newsworthy [x] Pairing: Jesse Williams x Reader Word Count: 1100 Rating: Teen

Teeny Tiny Crush [x] Pairing: Jesse Williams x Reader Word Count: 1500 Rating: Gen

Dance With Me [x] Pairing: Jesse Williams x Reader Word Count: 1305 Rating: Gen

Birthday Present [x] Pairing: Jesse Williams x Reader Word Count: 1695 Rating: Gen

Royals

Breakfast Then Bed [x] Pairing: Prince Harry x Reader Word Count: 800 Rating: Gen

Headcanons

Marvel

Date Night Avengers [x] Dating All the Avengers [x] Dating Steve Rogers [x] Dating Pre-Serum Steve Rogers [x] Dating Steve Rogers [Bucky’s Sister] [x] Dating Steve Rogers During the Serum Change [x] Dating Steve Rogers [Tony Stark Daughter] [x] Dating Peter Parker [x] Dating Bucky Barnes [x] Dating 1940s Bucky Barnes [x] Dating Tony Stark [x] Dating Clint Barton [x] Dating Thor [x] Dating Natasha Romanoff [x] Dating Bruce Banner [x] Dating Loki [x] Dating Loki as Persephone [x] Being Tony Stark’s Daughter [x] Being Tony Stark & Wonder Woman’s Daughter [x] Being Steve Rogers & Peggy Carter’s Daughter [x] Being BFF’s with Thor [x]

Harry Potter

Dating James Potter [x] Dating Sirius Black [x] Dating Remus Lupin [x]

Grey’s Anatomy

Dating Derek Shepherd [x] Dating Mark Sloan [x] Dating Alex Karev [x]. Dating Jackson Avery [x] Dating Owen Hunt [x] Dating Lexie Grey [x] Dating Meredith Grey [x] Dating April Kepner [x] Dating Cristina Yang [x]

Characters

Dating Jim Halpert [x] Dating Nick Miller [x]

RPF

Dating Jesse Williams’ [Justin Chambers’ Sister] [x] Being Pregnant With Jesse Williams’ Baby [x][x][x]

Social Imagines Texts

Texting Your Boyfriend Taron Egerton [x] Dating Jesse Williams [x] Engagement Leak by Tom Holland [x]

Facetime

Facetiming Your Boyfriend Scotty McCreery In Lockdown [x]

Insta

Having a Baby with Jesse Williams [x] Playing Xbox with Tom Holland [x] Birthday Outings with Dean Winchester [x] Chris Evans x Erin O’Connell Wedding Day [x] Scott Evans on Chris’ Wedding Day [x] Erin O’Connell x Maria Vega [x] Winchester Family Outings [x]

Twitter

Dating Jesse Williams [x]

Snapchat

Late Nights with Tom Holland [x]

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