#THIS MAN NEEDS A CAT TOO

[heynhay]

i love everybody because i love you

#klance #vld #voltron #lance mcclain #keith kogane #heynhay sees keith and is like DOCTOR!!!! TAKE THAT MANS PATHETIC CAT AURA OUTPUT AND INCREASE IT BY TEN THOUSAND!!! #i need you guys to listen to the linked songs. tell me you do that #because i cannot make it clear enough that i dont just choose a similar ish song. when i link a song in the desc it means from start to end #i had that song in mind. or even playing. definitely looped it several dozen times #and this is an easy one too! one like everyone knows! i didnt even go niche this time! #(strawberry blonde was just too perfect) #it was a hard choice between this and I Want You though for RFSNCIB #anyway thats 3/6 mitski albums represented. #can i keep doing one a day til i finish? dubious. but possible. #just for the record. after this keith like lit a building on fire or something #he couldnt fucking take it anymore #caption is a bit misleading. keith would not love everybody bc he loves lance. #in fact i think mostly it would drive him to threaten others with violence #but for a split second. this split second. #...maybe he does #art #my art #mitski

[fossilizedhysterics]

guess who finished tlok tonight and immediately had this come to him in a vision!!!!

#i. really like tlok. like a lot #i understand why people dont like it #and i can accept that OBJECTIVELY its not that great #but i had a fantastic time with it #anyways yeah. gay people #tbh. would not call zhu li and varrick normal. most queer straight couple on the planet. #hes a gay man. shes a lesbian. theyre in love. do you get it. #i dont have that many thoughts abt wuko. i really really like it though. #wu is like the webkinz milk cat to me. i need to throw him against a wall really hard. #and of course. korrasami. what is there to even say there #one thing i will say is before watching it i TOTALLY thought asami was a fire bender and also evil #like i kept thinking “yep this is when she turns evil and then theres enemies to lovers” but nope #not a bender or evil and honestly im glad #she totally wouldve been justified in becoming evil though. i sure wouldve #love her.so much #korra too ofc #i have SO MANY more thoughts but im gonna run out of space #last thing i will say is i am a guy who will just always prefer media i can criticize #love atla. but theres nothing there for me to really sink my teeth into or like bitch about #i love it when media is KIND OF BAD and i can RANT ANGRILLY about it #the legend of korra #tlok #legend of korra #korrasami #wuko #zhurrick #korra #asami sato #mako tlok #prince wu

[drenched-in-sunlight]

i like ghostflower (hell I draw fanarts for them) but I’ve decided I like the version of them in my head more and will just stay away from the fandom in general cuz I’ve seen some discussion and they just make me go “what on earth are y’all on” 💀💀💀💀

#“miles will immediately forgive gwen when he sees she’s gathered a whole team to save him WHAT #he’ll save himself first then befriend Miles G. and Miles G. will start hissing like the cats when that team comes and Miles looks upset #like I firmly believe miles will only talk to Hobie and Margo after all that cuz they r the two that stand by his side thru whole that #like that take is so insane when Hobie is the reason Miles can run away in the first place and Margo risks everything to allow Miles leaving #AND HE KNOWS #u don’t even need a scale to see who Miles will associate with safety and protection more after atsv #also “miles keep getting up after he’s beaten down cuz that what Gwen told him to do in itsv is ALSO insane cuz WHAT #the thing she said when she and others were berating and crowding Miles for not knowing how to be Spider-Man just FEW DAYS after he’s bitten #?????? #THAT THING???? #not his mom’s words or his uncle’s or idk THAT’S HOW HE IS??? #*walk in the tag* *walk out immediately* #u don’t have to make them the only person in each other’s life to prop the ship up especially in this case cuz it makes no sense 😭 #actually the first point srl piss me off cuz that team was only possible in the first place cuz of Hobie and Margo and Miles laying #the groundwork by just being a sweetheart he is #charming and inspiring ppl so ofc these kids will rally behind him and team up to save him #ykno LIKE IN THE COMIC TOO??? #ppl just have to take the only thing I don’t like in the movie (miles suddenly obsessed over Gwen when they didn’t even interact that much #in itsv) and magnify it x100 in fandom #if she ain’t a gremlin girl that is trying her best to regain Miles’ trust but it’s a slow process and Miles needs space and time first then #I don’t want it

[theredcuyo]

I headcanon that the reason why Miles' "that man" instances get worse in the second game is because he's spent more time apart from Phoenix, like, working in a case with him specifically, since he also seems to not realize when he's near anyway

This also leads me to think that during all the time he spent overseas he was also like that, and, like, even more, explaining what he was talking about with Gumshoe at the end of the third case in jfa

Also, i like to think that when it got too unbearable, Gumshoe will convince him to call Phoenix for help in a case during the 7 years of hobo

#ace attorney #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #wrightworth #narumitsu #this is why we aint getting a aai3 #his gay is showing too much for us to handle #but if there ever is and we dont get hobo phoenix helping like he said he did ill cry #like bro itd be so dang fun #imagine miles going as usual with the that man until bam #gumshoe brought him over #and in that same instance miles goes tsundere “i didnt need his help” he says #and he didnt #but hes happy to see him there #and instead of that man instances we get miles looking over at phoenix just before he does his usual bluffing #and he goes yeah this is the man that saved me just look at him resolving this whole case #and phoenix is interrogating a cat

[kittykatninja321]

Ok so apparently Bruce having romantic relationships with civilians are a no go but what about a relationship with a civilian child? Would does parenthood look like when the kid isn’t a part of the family business? Jason thought being benched meant being rejected as Bruce’s child, and while that wasn’t true it’s not like he had no reason to feel that way. Post-crisis Jason is invited into Bruce’s life by Batman, under the premise of being Robin, which kinda sets the tone for their relationship. Anyways give that man a baby I’m tryna see something

#GAURDS! IMPREGNATE THAT MAN #woah who said that #doesn’t need to be a baby it could just be a normie civilian kid #Bruce Wayne #Batman #dc #I know some people don’t like the ‘Bruce just picks Jason off the street like a stray cat’ thing but to me it makes Jason’s reaction to #being benched and his later actions make so much sense. Post crisis Jason does not see a difference between Batman the hero and Bruce Wayne #his father. Which is why he expects a father’s vengeance from Batman because Batman is his dad. He picked up Jason IN THE COWL #Jason Todd #it can go in the Jason tag too I guess

[crushedsweets]

Creepypasta masquerade ball but the masks r animal themed

#raccoon Toby… #ok hear me out . polar bear Tim???? are we listening to me? guys? hello? #this is too niche I think #dog Brian 100% #Janes a cat… #nat is .. hmmm… a stag or moose. I just need her w antlers #Nina’s a bunny #man #man….. #chatterbox

[gothyanki]

google, is it ethical to make a githyanki chase a laser pointer

#they’re not good enrichment for cats because they don’t allow for a full chase sequence #but COULD they work for githyanki? #more research needed #(yes this is because of lykos’ face in that last screenshot) #(he looks like a man who needs to chase a dot around the room until he gets tired) #(minthara would absolutely do it too)

[nerosdayinanime]

sabito = dirtbike redneck. you cant convince me otherwise

#fratboy sabito posting #sabito #kny sabito #idk #was suddenly hit w the realization that i think him being a countryboy/redneck kinda crazy is *hot* #[head in hands knees on the floor folded in despair] #i know im southern but this wasnt supposed to happen. it wasnt supposed to be this way. what the fuck man. #sabito & giyuu keep makin me Into shit!! what the fuck!! #i wanna draw him doing wheelies and flips off dirt ramps. doughnuts. taking off his helmet n having dumb lil marks from it. #trying and failing to convince giyuu to drive a dirtbike & instead him getting on a 4wheeler #sab & makomo bullying him for being scared of dirtbikes but not the literal Twice As Big 4wheeler #idk. sabito just seems like a biker in general to me. dirtbikes just got the most 'will do bat shit insane stuff for funsies' vibe to em #all of them are a bit crazy but dirtbikes are Scary crazy. bmx bike tricks but it has a fucking MOTOR why are you doing 20ft leaps and flip #off cliffs what the fuck. #i can see sabito being a little deranged when he gets excited. normal when hes chill but as soon as he sees somethn fun all #sense goes out the window. he needs to be child harnessed to keep him from throwing himself off a wall like 'i could totally make that jump #on one hand giyuu gets life experiences and exposure to making new friends- on the other he has to stop sabito from being #the equivalent of a human lemming trying to throw itself into the hands of death at every waking moment #sabito in turn keeps giyuu from being too boring or being a scardy cat abt things. he also learns the art of 'quiet time' and 'how to Chill #honorable mention of my vague raspy voice sabito hc #kinda slight but v obvious when he raises his voice or yells #i think the sabito brainrot is actually overtaking the giyuu brainrot now. oh no #hes fictional²!! none of this shit [motions to my blog] is canon to him #thasa whole 'nother bitch!! i declare this brainrot Unfounded #wont stop me tho. 'm havin fun

[hyperfixation-symposium]

I think the most impactful part of Cellbit's betrayal is how it blindsided everyone.

Cellbit's determination and efforts for the order showed his dedication. They trusted him in their theories, in their issues, and with Richarlyson.

They don't see what they did as a betrayal, they couldn't know this was betrayal. The video was a silly prank, they're messing around because Cellbit is their trusted friend.

Everyone is trying their best to cope with what's happened because to them it just doesn't make sense. Cellbit is trustworthy, hardworking, the biggest Cucurucho hater and fighter of the Federation. This 180° just doesn't click. They don't know why.

No one realized just how close Cellbit was to snapping aside from Felps. Felps saw how much he was breaking down but he isn't here now.

This just doesn't make sense to them, and that's completely understandable. They just didn't know.

I hope he's genuine when he talks to Roier about doing this for the eggs. But it's still awful to see him like this.

#qsmp #q!Cellbit #I have more thoughts about this but I'm too tired #MY WET CAT MAN IS EVIL #well. not evil but. yaknow #my ass needs snzzzzz

[jellibuns]

every sci-fi/horror medium has to have at least one (1) pathetic little guy whining whimpering and squirming their way into my heart.

#wolf 359 #yeah the man named doug has entranced me with his terrible pop culture refrences and getting held at gun point every 5 seconds #doug eiffel #this also applies to jon #the magnus archives #i need more of these wet cats #where’s my pathetic girlfails in sci-fi tho. #janeway is too war criminally for me

[wantonlywindswept]

me: hmm who to romance who to romance

me: gets to the party scene

me: wait why is everyone all ready for sex now I BARELY KNOW YOU

#bg3 #ace problems #i know bg3 is all about catering to the people #infamous bear scene made that obvs #but like #i need a romance first! backstory! history! #it should take more work than this to enter a relationship with companions! #why yes i did romance fenris in da2 why do you ask #also kaidan in mass effect including no romance in me2 #look i'm too ace for this shit #anyway can't get over gale talking about his ex all the time #(tho he did compare me to his cat so point in his favor) #so i'm def gonna go karlach and maybe?? halsin? #cos apparently there's poly #larian how am i supposed to decide if i wanna sleep with halsin when i've said .5 words to the man #honestly #maybe i've missed out on a bunch of companion interactions?? #idk man #EDIT TAGS: OH APPARENTLY YOU CAN'T SLEEP WITH HALSIN YET #okay that makes more sense now #edit again: ALSO WHY IS 'SHARING SOME WINE' AN INVITATION TO SEX #LARIAN PLEASE I'M WAY TOO ACE FOR THIS #this party is a minefield #EDIT 3 THERE IS NOT NECESSARILY SEX AT THIS POINT IN TIME

[wttt-dirus-work]

What's your favourite state that you rarely post about??

I'll go first: New Jersey

#welcome to the table #wttt #welcome to the statehouse #wtttsh #ben brainard #dirus think #wttt new jersey #man i love that wet cat of a man and i dont even know why #he got my heart #NY and Alaska are close seconds too #the first for his absolute amazing temper and Alaska for the need to fuck off in the wilderness #maine is the fourth one for that same reason and LOBSTERS #love seafood

[therealmylesmorales]

And I welcome you with open arms…open legs…and an open mouth

#highkey Kraven too #I’m waiting on Yuri and Black Cat fics #spider man #spider man 2 ps5 #peter parker #black cat #wraith #miles morales #spider man insomniac #I need someone to talk about this game with immediately #marvel #Myles is speaking shut up #Myles gaming adventures

[commonghost]

if your ed and al dynamic doesnt have them killing and/or (nearly) dying for each other what's even the point.

#the POINT is that they are codependent. al to a lesser extent but he is still incredibly devoted to his brother. ed i dont even know what to #say man hes just batshit insane. he has killed for al and will do so again and frankly al is the only thing he cares about anymore. #fma 03 #fma #conqueror of shamballa #meanwhile noah's along for the ride like ''something is wrong with these guys. im keeping them'' (said in the same way youd speak #to a stray cat). dont worry tho soon enough she'll be ride or die for them and them for her too. i need more ed & al & noah content #cg.txt

[bloodandfleshautism]

sometimes I get depressed about the fact my cat is gonna die one day when she’s just sitting on my lap being very not dead and this is always unprompted but I need to spend less time thinking about how she’s gonna die instead of being so happy she’s alive bc I love her so much but also she will die :(

#all good things come to an end but not her she doesn’t need to #she’s too good for this world and I genuinely want her to outlive me #i don’t know what I’m gonna do when she dies man I need my cat #she’s only 10 so she’s got at LEAST a FEW more years left in her but still #i dread it so much every day #my kitty deserves better than this bullshit she’s too good #I love my cat #a lot #she is happy and healthy and that is very good