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samwisefamgee · 1 year
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how does this week keep getting worse wtf
#this is. so fucking unbearable#the tinnitus makes me want to blow my fucking brains out i dont know why it got so much violently worse so fast#but i guess its like this forever now! and it only gets worse!#i thought id be able to deal with it but if it gets this much worse at this rate im so fuxking dead lol this is insanity#i cant take it on top of everything everything EVERYTHING else if god wants me dead this fucking bad she'll get it#life hasnt been worth it for 12 fucking years it CERTAINLY isnt worth it now that im blinder balder in more.pain and.crazier than ever#and the tinnitus makes the screaming in my head eternal#girl theres no point it just hurts to be alive#i cant pay to fix a single one of my problems and ill need tens of thousands of dollars to even kind of fix all of them#i never got to start my life#i never will. not as the person i was. or ever wanted to be. or even close. ive physically and mentally lost too much to do what id planned#and now i cant even live in peace normally even if i were able to 'fix' everything so much of this is permanent and degenerative#spent 24 years giving everything to my family and they returned the favor by leaving me in a rotting box to die and i let it work lol#only took abouy a year and a half too#my dad's family killed off their mentally ill youngest of six WAY faster than it took em to get to me so i guess they got rusty#anyway i love when the all consuming despair comes back im gonna go cry for a bit and hopefully fall back to sleep
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norrizzandpia · 6 months
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The Video (Part 2) (LN4)
Summary: They’ve taken leaked videos to a whole new level.
Warnings: its a sex tape so that, sexual conversations, language, explicit
Note: when i was trying to come up with a part 2 for the video i literally couldnt think of anything until i was half asleep and this came to me and i was like THATS IT 🤓☝🏻(part 1 is here)
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mclarensgirly woke up today and saw “lando norris y/n y/l/n sex tape” trending and thought it was a joke so i clicked on it and GOOD GOD IT WAS NOT A JOKE
- ln4andop81 my jaw DROPPED when it surfaced
- mclarenfan22 anybody watch it??
- mclarensgirly yeah ofc who do you think i am
- ln4andop81 YES.
- f1fan2 you bet your ass i grabbed my popcorn and STUDIED that vid
- mclarensgirly i had an idea lando was dirty but BROOOOOOO
- ln4andop81 its even hotter that the camera isnt propped up somewhere its literally being filmed by lando as he goes in from the back
- f1fan2 I LITERALLY STILL CANT WRAP MY HEAD AROUND IT LIKE HIS VOICE WAS SO CLOSE TO THE MICROPHONE AND YOU COULD HEAR ALL HIS MOANS AND THE SHIT HE WAS SAYING TO HER
- mclarenfan22 “you like being fucked from behind baby?” I CEASED TO EXIST.
- ln4andop81 WHEN HE WENT FASTER AND SAID “fuck baby so tight” 😩😩😩
- f1fan2 the way he gripped her hips so he could go harder>>>>
- mclarenfan22 this video has literally altered my brain chemistry.
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y/nnn yeah ofc we have sex… look at him.
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danielricciardo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- landonorris shut tf up
- y/nnn let him laugh its fine im getting good dick
- danielricciardo im no longer laughing.
mclarenfan22 SHES SO REAL OMFG
Landos-lover1 slut behavior
- y/nnn stalker behavior babes, youre not his lover, i am 💋
- mclarensgirly oh how i wish to be as unbothered as her
- f1fan2 SHUT. DOWN.
landonorris this was not the planned statement we talked abt 🥲
- y/nnn planned statement my ass we were having good sex let them wish they were us
- ln4andop81 she understands the lando girlies to a level that makes me believe she once was one of us too
- y/nnn OH HELL YEAH I WAS DONT GET IT TWISTED HE WAS MY CELEB CRUSH FOR YEARS BEFORE WE STARTED DATING
- ln4andop81 BRUHHHHHH YOU MANIFESTED IT I ENVY YOU
- y/nnn THANK YOU THANK YOU I DID MY BEST
- ln4andop81 YEAH AND NOW YOURE HAVING GREAT SEX AND RUBBING IT IN EVERYONES FACES
- y/nnn THAT TRULY WAS THE GOAL.
- landonorris what just happened
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landonorris apparently the statement never mattered anyway so basically i love my girlfriend and that video was supposed to be kept between us but honestly now all yall bitches know im good in bed SO THE NICKNAME NORIZZ BETTER BE PUT. DOWN.
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carlossainz norizz will never die.
- danielricciardo norizz lives on.
- oscarpiastri norizz forevermore.
- landonorris i hate you
- y/nnn its ok baby they didnt see the tape so they dont understand
- landonorris well now they need to watch it to understand im sick AND TIRED of this
- oscarpiastri ARE YOU STUPID DID YOU JUST ASK ME TO WATCH YOUR SEX TAPE
- danielricciardo lando there is a target on your back.
- carlossainz im gonna pretend like i dont even know who you are
- y/nnn what an overwhelming no!
- landonorris 😒😒
oscarandlando4ever norizz the nickname was forgotten the first time around when the grinding vid surfaced
- f1fan2 yeah they went in for the overkill this time
mclarenfan34 yeah we def KNOW youre good in bed now dw
- mclarenfan22 “do you like it when i make your eyes roll back my love?” PROVED THAT.
- mclarensgirly “ill never get over the feeling of you fuck baby” 🤭🤭🤭
- f1fan2 *she moans his name* “yes y/n say my name baby let everyone know who makes you feel this good” I HAD TO TAKE A BREATHER
- mclarensgirly “good girl” and “youre taking me so well” HAD ME DRY HEAVING.
- ln4andop81 no but the best part of the entire vid was when she came and he moaned “yes baby ill never get tired of the feeling of you cumming around my dick like a good girl”
- y/nnn im a lucky girl ‼️
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mclarensgirly one month since the sex tape leaked and we FINALLY get the info from lando on HOW it got leaked
- mclarensgirly in an interview with lissie he says, “it was actually my fault. There’s a, uh, folder, if you will, on my laptop that has videos and pictures of that category which we have accumulated in the years we’ve been together. Well, anyway, i was emailing with a fan about her transaction with quadrant merch. It’s a long story but her order had been so screwed up that i had to step in and see it out myself, but, nonetheless, i was trying to attach her old receipt and new receipt to the email, but, because it was 2 AM and I was exhausted, I didn’t realize I went into me and y/n’s folder, didn’t realize I clicked and attached that video. By the time I realized what I had done, the email had already been sent. The fan never emailed me back to get her merchandise, but the next morning we [y/n and him] woke up to it being plastered on all platforms.”
- mclarensgirly he later goes on to say, “No, we weren’t that mad. I mean, yes, we were mad the fan had leaked it, but we weren’t upset it was out there. You can see us make jokes about it on our social medias. We’ve made sex jokes before and we had that other video leak a few months back, so it isn’t a shocker or touchy subject with our fans that we have sex. Yeah, the video was a lot and I’m sure made people uncomfortable, I’m sorry for that, but, at the end of the day, it’s a natural, healthy part of a relationship and we didn’t feel the need to try and cover it up.”
- ln4andop81 YOURE FORGETTING MY FAVORITE QUOTE FROM THE ENTIRE INTERVIEW WHEN HE SAYS “we have great sex! We have a great sex life! And if people know that I’m more than capable of satisfying my girlfriend in bed, then so fucking be it. Neither of us are complaining.”
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landonorris 2 videos leaked, nervous the others will too
- y/nnn put the GODDAMN folder on a flashdrive and give it to me PLZ. i will keep it safe
- landonorris only way ill do that is if you recreate both leaked vids with me
- y/nnn deal.
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chisatowo · 1 year
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Oh btw sorry for not posting my every thought on here I've been thinking abt the random card au So hard lately y'all r missing out
#rat rambles#band posting#random card au#mostly just abt the main two trios but especially abt tomoe god girlie Im so sorry </3#also Im thinking Im gonna give ran the power of athieism since I think itd be funny#cause you see. the sourse of the gods immortality is belief and worship so they currently only half exist as thats whats keeping them alive#so if say someone didnt believe they existed. they quite literally wouldnt exist to that person#and as a concequence anything made from their power after they started existing fully off of belief also kind of stops existing to them#this can also apply in like halfways too like believing they exist but not believing in certain capabilities of theirs#also I just think its funny to make ran an at least semi athieist while rokka is standing Right There#tbf rokka probably doesnt even know until the group starts encountering magic more since ran isnt vocal abt it#Im thinking its a much more passive belief just like cassually being like oh wait god isnt real as a kid and then not thinking abt it again#and now god wants one of their friends dead and their loosing their mind as rokka amd tomoe also loose their minds at ran not being able to#see or be effected by some magic but being able to see other magic and yukina is just standing there having a Moment abt tomoe again#oh and fun fact! the whole belief thing is why the dark and reality gods both are still semi alive despite their curremt states#since they can semi exist off of belief they cant rly die without that belief dying out too#which. wont happen anytime soon even tho they arent nearly as well known or actively worshipped#also Ive been thinking abt rokka and lisa paralels non stop. gotta love gods putting you through the horrors#but also how rokka would probably kind of resent lisa quietly if they met since lisa only dealt with the really bad stuff as an adult#rokka has been dealing with this stuff since beforw they can remember + the light god actively hates them and makes it Known#meanwhile for lisa shes never rly directly interacted with the reality god in any sort of conversation. nor does said god seem to have any#feelings on her. its pretty much entirely the abilities they gramt her that ruined her life#yet they both share that barely contained boiling rage that threatens to burst out at any moment. only overpowered by grief and exhaustion#anyways I need 2 sleep gn gamers
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spiderkittens · 5 months
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hate the ultimate guide. heres a few reasons why.
reused art: I understand how hard it is to make art, especially at that calliber of detail. I'm an artist, I get it. but the charm of the original ultimate guide was that we had these hand painted, unique pieces of art of these characters, it showed a little personality too.
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How stale and lifeless the art is: This is a complaint that I've had with the current western artist for years, the art is just... boring. the colors are pretty, yeah, like wow hyperrealistic cats. cool. but what else? can we see their personalities? what's the book gonna be like? the old covers had that charm, but not these ones. at all. (also is that even... i could not tell that was runningnose and littlecloud. i mean. runningnose has water in his snout, thats not what cat snot looks like but go off. he just looks a little soggy ig, not in a perpetual state of sick.)
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Lack of Personality: this is a different complaint I promise. I dont like how the art seems to take away the personality of every character so theyre staring stoicly at the camera. some of these characters arent all that stoic. I never liked the firestar art in the last hope because I deadass thought it was mapleshade until someone told me it was firestar. firestar isnt this scary, stalky cat in the shadows. not to normal people at least. if i can mistake your main character as one of the villains in your cover art that isnt fucking good. I don't want to see these cats staring bug eyed at the camera, I want to be able to tell what they're like JUST from a glance at the art. Who is that- harestar?? why doesnt he look nervous?? he looks almost noble here, which is the opposite of who he's supposed to be, he's a wuss and a loser and i love him for it. like girl that is NOT mudclaw thats some random cat i saw at the shelter once, WHERES HIS ANGER? WHERES HIS FUCKING RAGE??? RISE RISE RISE RISE RISE RI
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the Characters are hard to recognize, even with the title cards: Who are these cats. who. who the fuck are they. I can recognize a few cats, sure, but thats if I can pick out a defining trait. Squirrelflights tail, Scourges Collar, Ravenpaw's white chest, those are things that are explicitly told to us that these characters have, but everyone else??? WHO??? Like that was supposed to be leafstar?? HUH?? Wait that's supposed to be Oakheart? I cant even tell if hes red, its so YELLOW OUT I CANT FUCKING TEL WHO HE IS. Sagewhisker is described with yellow eyes, yet she has blue ones in the ultimate guide (i dont usually get pissy about eye color but not only are these cats supposed to be distinct from each other but i really like sagewhisker and i would die for her, yes i will gatekeep her from the artist fucking fight me), Bluestar is barely recognizable, i didnt know who half of these cats were before i read their nameplate. thats not a good thing.
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Red mapleshade. Why she red. WHY SHE RED.
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Leafpool. I didn't even know that was you at first but man they did you dirty.
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sol. dude that is not sol no matter how much you stretch it- why is he a tabby?? hes supposed to be a tortie, why does he look like lionblaze?? and even then he doesnt look that lionlike, even though hollyleaf literally thought he was when she first saw him like what?? HUH???
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mothwing. why she anger. also why she not fluffy
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squirrelflight. i always hated her SE art but seeing the whole thing makes me angrier. like she isnt not accurate to canon or anything i just... hate it. i hate it withe very fibre of my being. ALSO WHERE IS HER PERSONALITY I WANT TO SEE HER BEING ENERGETIC NOT STARING 😐 AT THE CAMERA FUCKING HELL-
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yeah, so im not gonna buy this book. i dont even want to know how they wrorte any of the female characters to make them somehow evil or how they somehow make a completely irridemable male character a sweet uwu baby. and everyone has talked about the ableism to death so im not going to beat this clearly still living horse, im just gonna let you find it yourself.
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roe-and-memory · 4 months
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holding my hands out like a kid at a candy store asking what you think Lightning and Sally would be like at formal events. like getting invited to parties after races and such
im gonna say i saw this, i sent it to roe, and she said it was probably her favourite ask we’ve ever received but we had no real ideas BUT WE HAVE IDEAS NOW. DO NOT FRET. im so sorry it took so long for me to get to you 💔
okay so. First off. i feel like lightning is a very casual, “you’ll have to physically hold me down to get me to wear anything fancy”, kind of guy. he would rather die than wear a suit. BUT, he listens to sally, and sally likes these formal events because it means they get to dress up together and look all cutesy as a couple (he will wear a suit if its for a date so Dont Worry, but the formal events are like fighting to get a cat in water or a fish out of it.)
so, more often than not, sally is kindly asking if he’ll dress up to go to the piston cup event, and more often than not it ends with him shaking and crying in front of the bathroom mirror trying to figure out how to fucking tie a tie because no one taught him. he only cooperates if its sally wanting to go BUT he will argue.
but when he gets to these parties or events, he forgets how much he Hates what hes been forced to wear and Boy can he brighten up a room. he gets one drink into his system (obviously very rarely, i cant see him enjoying alcohol too much) and all common sense or care is Gone he will embarrass himself in front of every other person in that room. this can Also be caused by the urge to try and fit in with the rest of them and just doing it Wrong.
sally, on the other hand, takes it slow. she has half a drink throughout the entire evening and mingles with lynda or some of the other racers partners, sometimes she has to go get lightning and bring him back to the table for food or just because hes getting Visibly overwhelmed but is Not realizing it himself or Trying to poorly be calm about it.. but she also brings a life to the party. i think she likes to dance, i think she maybe isnt the best at it (but to her credit, lightning cant dance for shit either) so she’ll dance with Her friends or lightning and it may be kind of embarrassing but she doesnt really care!! she likes these events quite a lot, it gives her a chance to engage with what lightning does for work and she can make friends she can relate to (and share anxiety with regarding race days..)
lightning will either find himself with sally or with bobby and cal, both of whom usually stand around doing nothing interesting and he has to collect them to bring their trio together. they both make fun of him for having to dress up so much, bobby gets complete freedom to dress however he likes because nobody in his family is really a major part of his piston cup career (and he doesnt have a partner)((and to clarify his family 100% supports him theyre so so proud but they dont have ANY idea what exactly these events entail so they stay out of his way)) whereas cal usually has to keep up the nice appearance because of that Weathers Family Name. he doesnt mind, he likes dressing up anyways, plus after the accident he had to go to a majority of events with his aunt and uncle cause no one could watch him. so hes been Trained for this day.
anyways, i think theyre both very proud of each other and they both Very much show it, especially at these events, theyre very lovey dovey and theyre silly and and. Yeah thats all the ideas i have 😭
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jorisjurgen · 3 months
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World of Twelve dashboard simulator
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🎆 halfalight follow
I think if I get knocked out while solo'ing dungeons oen more time local eniripsas will just euthanise me 😭 iop save me
🫂 shards-of-glass-in-the-bar follow
we all have that homie who's not gonna make it.
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You run an anti-recovery alcoholism blog tho ???
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way to be classphobic dipshit.
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Idk i feel like posting about losing your home bc of it isn't very successful and happy pandawa of you.
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Anyone in this thread smoke hemp
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🌌 somethingquietplace
Like a sworn knight, I serve you. You are my beating heart, my lifeline. Neither Bonta nor Astrub would be home, if you were not by my side...
Yet, why do my hands yearn for freedom, the way a butcher yearns for a wild animal?
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Are you ok op.
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isnt op that one guy with 50 side blogs who got accused of being a part of the bontarian royalty and classfaking being an ecaflip.
🌌 somethingquietplace
Do you swear on your heart that you can truly believe a person with a life and a career would post on this site.
#Mind your buisiness. #not osu
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🥧 amakna-news-official follow
does anyone know if the demigod goultard is still out there marrying people//...
i n;;eed h;im.
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When you die and go to externam not even being hosed down will help clean your soul. You will not reincarnate for 999 years.
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🌌 somethingquietplace
Went on a fishing trip with my family.
Here are some photos I took there, including photos of the snappers the three of us caught. Sufokia is beautiful this time of the year.
        Keep reading
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I'll delete this reblog a bit later for organization purposes, but I wanted to take this moment to thank you all for your comments.
Also, I did not know that there was a fishing community here, for all the decades I spent on this site. The more you know.
#It's nice to get back in the groove of things... #Such a hectic year. #I just need some peace and quiet. #And maybe then I'll feel better. #Though sometimes I do ask why I keep doing this. Just everything in general. #...A hot chocolate will fix me right up though. Always does. #Delete later
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🔰 noobdefencesquad follow
I know most ppl are like..,, 100% over talking about that one fuckin xelor that reversed time for like 20 minutes. like yeah hes evil but he saved my whole life. i spilled coffee on my passport and then WHOOM time reversed and shit. and i woke up 20 minutes earlier, threw up, and decided not to go anywhere near my documents with liquids ever again.
can i get a wahoo for grandpa genocide. like he really fucked up but he did do a solid one to at least me. i just feel like enough years had passed for me to speak my truth
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It's not a laughing matter, people died. And it was a yet another case of media representing xelors as crazy and evil.
Try to put yourself in the mindset of the victims.
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im a xelor too and i think this is fucking hilarious soo yeah.
try reincarnating into a different class in next life! hope this helps.
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I agree with the second rb, but is nobody going to mention their url??
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I know we all have our role models for adventurers we'd like to marry or become or steal the gender of or whatever, but idk it haunts me that some of them may be on this site. Imagine someone like master Eva reading what ppl had written about her or her husband. scary.
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I hope ush galash can feel when i post about sending him psionic shadow assassins. i hope he fucking feels pain. Every single time.
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what did a random bontarian noble do to you. also isn't he dead.
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OK SO. this made me realize that most people genuinely don't know about the murder dungeon allegations.
To summ it up, he lured in people to rob his house, put them in The Murder Dungeon (actually a tower, but... rule of funny. it sounds funnier that way), and Bontarian government did NOTHING about for years, and even placed a statue in his honor despite that.
wo2ww.bontanews.bn/articles/ush-galesh-allegations-of....
Now, this might sound like a conspiracy theory, but most of us in the demigod drama community know that Ecaflip demigods just... fake their deaths a lot. So there's a very big chance he's still out there. He's fucking out there.
And I want him to know, that I am sending psionic brain warriors to him. And to the king too.
THE ONLY reason this turned into a thing everyone knows is due to an anonymous leaker from within the palace. I fucking hate this kingdom.
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The city of good, btw
yet another reason i am a proud brakmarian despite not liking djaul LOL
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WHAT????? HE HAD A WHAT ..
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oh god what happened to my post.
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there are like, theories on who leaked it btw, considering a bunch of diplomats had access to the documents. Though I won't point any fingers towards anyone in the palace in particular. 👀
if it would keep him doing this, I could kiss that guy who did this, on the lips, I would. or like, give him a pizzlarva.
fr fr.
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It's every Bontarian's civil duty to try and make the city a little bit better. I think these motivations are both unneeded and unwanted.
Though the pizzlarva bit is funny.
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arent you that one guy with whos been here for like 20 years and got accused of being a part of the bontarian royalty and classfaking being an ecaflip.
did you do this tumblr user somethingquietplace. did you.
🌌 somethingquietplace
I'm running a combination OSU, photography, and fishing blog where I post poorly written poetry at 4AM.
Please stop with the "you're never beating the allegations" jokes.
#not osu
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bubbledtee · 1 year
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the little modern 80s au with everyone is just so silly to me i love thinking about it... isn't reader related but imagine all of them in a cod room... james is definitely screaming at everyone while lars would be SOOO toxic and is just cursing at everyone with his mouth literally SO CLOSE to his mic that you can hear every ragged breath he takes as he shoots down everyone... and he slips a little danish into his insults and everyones dying at the way hes just so worked up over the game. he's such a little tryhard PLEASE
cliff is definitely laughing at the both of them while he's just naturally good at the game and in the end he ends up having the most kills and james and lars are like????? cause he just stays quiet the whole round or is just laughing at the two of them... the three of them don't know how cliff got so good but whenever they log into their consoles hes just ALWAYS on a game like there wouldnt be a moment where he isnt up at three in the morning on a first-player shooter game...
i think kirk would play it on the safe side and camp to kill people while the rest of the team is calling him a lame camper but hes just so confused cause he seems like the type of person to only play story mode games and only play multiplayer with his friends and no one else... probably doesnt log in at all cause hes just too busy reading comics or watching horror flicks ughn i love him
-- and to sprinke a little james/reader ... imagine giving him head under his desk while hes on his PC with his headset on... just struggling to respond to the rest of the boys cause hes just sputtering out words while looking down at you in between his legs and the little thigh kisses you give him UGH im gonna die
THIS IS SO SILLY I LOVE IT
this for some reason reminds me of the misfits (not the band, the youtube group that raised me) and how they used to post those CS;GO vids all together. i feel like that’d be them just gaming together for hours on end and just bringing silly together while lars records for his youtube channel (because of course he has a youtube channel).
there’s definitely bits where they’ll just be in a discord call and they’re being super weird and silly with each other. one of them is screen sharing and they’re like taking random buzzfeed quizzes together (lunch club reference 🥲) or looking at obscure youtube videos. they’d just be silly guys
and then the scenario of you under james’s desk jwnsidnwjdjen you’ll have already been palming his cock through his sweatpants while he sat at his desk, half gaming but mostly paying attention to you and running his fingers through your hair. and then he’d get invited to a discord call by lars and he’d go to decline it, until you told him “answer it, jamie. you wouldn’t wanna leave your buddies hanging, would you?” in a sweet little seductive voice while pulling his pants down just enough to get his cock out, a bit of precum beading up at the tip. he’d let out a choked moan before pressing the accept button and giving a weak “what’s up” before muting himself as you kitten licked at his tip, making his cheeks flush red while he bit into his lip. >.< i’m so owndkwkwndjf and then he’d purposely die in game and mute himself when he was close so he could let out big groans and moans, with a few mumbles here and there about how good it feels and how he wants to cum down your throat.
i’m so horny for modern!80s!james it’s not even funny anymore.
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thorin-apologist · 11 months
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the big debut
sooo ive been writing this bagginshield fic on and off for the past 2.5 years, it isnt quite finished but im going to start editing and posting chapters very soon (expect month long hiatuses because im terrible) but i just wanna get it out there!!! so heres the prologue, which will be posted to ao3 along with chapter 1 whenever i finish editing it. if so much as one person likes this shit im gonna be spurred on to work faster. ANYWAYS heres the prologue under the cut!! (approx 2.7k words, no TW just slight angst)
Prologue
“You’d think I asked my cousins to die and leave behind a parentless child,” Bilbo said bitterly to Balin. He was getting quite sick of Thorin Oakenshield hastily leaving any room Bilbo walked into. In this instance, it was one of Erebor’s libraries.
“He doesn’t resent your decision to leave us,” said Balin as he led Bilbo to the section of books written in Westron. “In fact, I think he’s more ashamed of how upset he is – he thinks it is you, and only you, who should be allowed to grieve at this time.”
“Sounds ridiculous enough, so you’re probably right.” Thorin’s strange, stubborn ways never failed to exasperate Bilbo, even after one and a half years of knowing him. “So, is he just going to hide from me until I’m gone?”
“I’ll talk some sense into him, laddie.”
Bilbo perused the shelves with Balin at his side, flicking through books and handing Balin the ones that caught his eye. Although he had to force himself to skip over the thick, heavy, leatherbound volumes, he was determined to take as much of the Lonely Mountain he could carry back to the Shire with him, regarding all his chosen books and keepsakes as his real fourteenth share.
On the 22nd of September, just days ago, Gandalf had stopped by the Lonely Mountain to wish Bilbo a happy birthday - though of course, this was not his sole motive for coming. He joined the dwarven birthday celebrations, eating and drinking and singing with them all through the night, waiting until Bilbo’s merry mood began to dissipate with exhaustion before taking him aside and extinguishing any residual cheer left in him.
“I am sorry that I must dampen your spirits on a day of celebration, but there will be no right moment fit for this news and it’s best that I get it over with sooner rather than later.” Gandalf paused, waiting for the sleepy smile to slide off Bilbo’s face. “Upon my last visit to the Shire, I learned the news that your cousin Drogo and his wife Primula had drowned in a boating accident not long before my arrival. This was mere months after their son Frodo was born. He was taken in by the Brandybucks and will live at Brandy Hall indefinitely.” Gandalf fell silent again, but not for nearly as long as Bilbo needed to process the blow from this information. Gandalf’s next words echoed from far away: “Today is his first birthday - he shares the day with you. He would have a better life at Bag End…”
Bilbo had viewed the Shire as something he would ultimately return to when it pulled hard enough at his heart, but until that moment came, it wouldn’t hurt to stay in Erebor a little longer. However, a month had turned into two months, and two into three, and three into ten, and still he had not felt compelled to leave. It was only at this horrible news that he realised that life went on without him there - hadn’t stopped in his absence, waiting patiently for him to return at his leisure. In the end, it was the grief of losing two dear relatives, the thought of the orphaned boy, and the guilt of completely missing something so important that prompted his journey back to the Shire.
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Balin must’ve done as he’d promised and given Thorin a talking to, because he finally came out of hiding and approached Bilbo just before his official send-off the next day. It was dawn, so the Lonely Mountain’s vast foyer was empty apart from him and Thorin. They faced each other in dim light by the towering entrance gates, Bilbo with an armful of books that Thorin narrowed his eyes at.
“Haven’t you outgrown burglary, Master Baggins?”
Bilbo smiled at Thorin’s folded arms, knowing he was not in any real trouble. “Maybe not. Why, going to banish me for it?”
Thorin laughed softly and dropped the stern façade. “Take whatever you desire. Erebor is forever indebted to you.”
Bilbo’s bare feet shuffled sheepishly on the smooth stone floor. He always felt awkward whenever anyone acknowledged his part in reclaiming Erebor. His actions had led to victory, but also to devastation for so many people, and the latter was what he remembered whenever it was brought up. He tried to push it from his mind, not wanting to dwell on it during his last moments inside this place. “Don’t tempt me, I might take something expensive.”
Thorin asked questions about Bilbo’s route home, whether Gandalf would accompany him for the whole journey, and if he had enough food and supplies to last them both. None of these things warranted a private conversation before the rest of the company came down, but Bilbo was glad for it to be this way.
Despite his close friendship with Thorin, they had rarely been alone together over these past ten months. Thorin was either out on regular visits to Dale and Lake Town, overseeing Erebor’s reconstruction, or being forced to sit down and look over what Bilbo liked to call ‘kingly paperwork’, which mainly consisted of reviewing outdated laws and renewing old trade agreements. Thorin worked hard, but for all his work, Bilbo knew that his gold-sick mistakes still plagued him. In any case, it was in Thorin’s nature to be among his people, joining in the grunt work instead of lounging on a throne and ordering others around. Bilbo enjoyed helping with the paperwork when he could, usually accompanied by Balin and sometimes Dain Ironfoot – Thorin’s most trusted royal advisors. On many occasions, Bilbo was invited to dine in the King’s private hall, meant only for royalty and any desired guests. This party usually consisted of Thorin, Fili and Kili, their mother Dis, and often Dwalin, Balin, and Dain. Bilbo would’ve liked to have seen Thorin outside of these settings, but this was virtually impossible. Now that he was leaving however, he knew he would cherish all the time he got to spend with Thorin’s family and the rest of the company.
The small talk drew to a natural close and a short silence fell. Thorin broke it.
“Do you have any intention of returning?” Thorin said it casually enough but refused to meet Bilbo’s eye. A book began to slip from under Bilbo’s arm. He caught it and wedged it back into place. Thorin added, “It will be a sore loss for Erebor’s counsel.”
“Balin will keep you right,” said Bilbo, stalling as he thought of how best to respond to the original question. “I would hate to never return. I hate that I’m leaving now.”
Thorin brightened. “So, you will come back? When you are able, I mean.”
Now it was Bilbo’s turn to avoid Thorin’s eye. “It’s not that simple. It was irresponsible of me to stay so long. Really it was irresponsible to come in the first place.” Thorin nodded, his eyebrows sinking back down. “Not that I regret it,” said Bilbo quickly, “No, not at all. But I have family; obligations…” Bilbo bit the inside of his cheek. “And I have already let them down by not being there. The funeral would’ve been months ago. And the boy, he needs—”
“Yes, of course. I know,” said Thorin gently, quelling Bilbo’s anxious rambling. “I know you must go back to your family. It was selfish of me to hope for anything else.”
On the contrary, it warmed Bilbo to know that Thorin Oakenshield wanted him to stay. A bolder Bilbo might’ve made it known to Thorin that he felt equally selfish, and that if Thorin elaborated on what he hoped, it might just persuade him to abandon his plans. But this conversation was already looking to become uncomfortable. Bilbo needed easy, clean goodbyes today.
Luckily, it was at that moment that the chattering of Fili and Kili began to echo into the foyer. They soon emerged from a connected hallway, accompanied by Dis, whom Bilbo had come to like very much. She had silver-streaked dark hair and a strong nose, like her brother Thorin, but she shared the same kind brown eyes as Kili. However, her beard was by far the most impressive of all her family; tamed, glossy, and styled in intricate braids.
“Knew he’d be the first one down. Thorin! Changed his mind yet?” Fili called as they all approached. Thorin rolled his eyes.
As soon as they came to the place Bilbo stood, Fili and Kili pulled him into a group hug, making him drop most of his books. Bilbo decided drop the rest so that he could reach up and put an arm around each of their shoulders.
These two had come especially close to death during last year’s war, as had Thorin. In the recovery tents as the battle died away, Bilbo sat at their bedsides with Dis, who had been a part of the army from the Iron Hills but had not managed to get to her family during the fight. During this time, she had opened up to Bilbo, telling him stories about Fili and Kili as children, and some surprising tales about Thorin in his youth. Bilbo learned about Frerin, her and Thorin’s brother who had been killed in battle before he could come of age, and of Dis’ late husband, who had died alongside him. It was then that Bilbo realised that her sons and Thorin were the only family she had left, and how close she had come to losing everything.
“Tauriel sends her love,” said Kili as he and Fili broke away, “she and Legolas are working on repealing the Elvenkingdom’s law against marriage between dwarves and elves. You might run into them in Mirkwood, actually – if they don’t end up banished again.”
“If I come past the Elvenking’s Halls, I’m marching inside and giving Thranduil a piece of my mind on the matter,” said Bilbo.
Dis stepped forward, smiling at him. “You are sweet, Bilbo,” she said, placing a hand on his shoulder. “It has been a joy to have you here. Our family will never forget what you have done for us.” Fili and Kili nodded in agreement.
“It has been an honour to be allowed to stay here for so long,” said Bilbo graciously, choosing again to ignore the uncomfortable latter statement.
“Don’t be silly, I am reluctantly allowing you to leave us,” she said. Bilbo smiled.
Dwalin and Balin came down next. Bilbo pretended not to notice Balin’s overly wet eyes, not wanting to copy them. Next came Bifur, Bofur, and Bombur. It had been Bofur whom Bilbo had ended up spending the most time around during his stay, as he was simply wonderful to be around; always finding ways to make Bilbo laugh after such a dark time. He gripped Bofur especially hard when they hugged, receiving hearty pats on the back in return.
Oin and Gloin soon joined the throng, and finally Ori, Dori, and Nori. Now that everyone was there, there was no point in delaying the inevitable. Dwalin and Dori headed over to either side of the gates and hauled the chains that opened them. The gates slowly parted outwards, revealing the bare grounds stretched out before the Mountain. The only things that had been added since the battle were some hastily built pens and huts dotted here and there. Mist obscured the horizon and muted the low-hanging sun’s rays.
Just outside the gates, Gandalf was standing by a cart attached to two horses and laden with all of Bilbo’s things. Bilbo and the company walked forwards into the chilly autumn morning. He reached the cart and loaded the last of his books. Gandalf looked down his long, crooked nose at him with sympathy in his eyes. Without saying anything, Gandalf gently patted Bilbo on the shoulder and boarded the cart. Bilbo turned around to face the fourteen dwarves, who were already huddling around him. They all took it in turns to embrace him (with some coming back for seconds), wishing him good luck and a safe journey.
When it was Thorin’s turn, he murmured in Bilbo’s ear as he held him, “Please write.” Bilbo nodded into the thick furs of Thorin’s cloak. They came apart for a moment. Then, to Bilbo’s shock, Thorin brushed his forehead against Bilbo’s. It was brief, but unmistakeable.
He heard a murmur from the group and hid his face as he climbed into the cart. Bilbo had been around dwarves long enough to know the gravity of that gesture. Bilbo valiantly tried to maintain his composure as he faced his dwarves for the last time.
“I will visit, if I can,” said Bilbo to the group, though he was looking at Thorin. Maybe it wasn’t as impossible as he had been telling himself; he might be able to find a babysitter once Frodo was old enough. Another impulse of irresponsibility might attack him again, and he could find himself running out the door without a handkerchief or a second thought. He would have to try a bit harder to fight these impulses now that he would have a child to look after. But if the last year and a half had taught Bilbo anything, it was that he could never be certain of what he might do next.
“You’d better,” Dwalin growled, and many of the others agreed in mutters.
“And likewise,” said Bilbo, his voice dangerously close to breaking, “you are all welcome at Bag End. Anytime.” As soon as you can, as often as you like, as many of you as Bag End can fit.
Gandalf took the reins and started the horses, guiding the cart away from the Lonely Mountain. Bilbo tried to keep his gaze on the dwarves, trying to burn their faces into his memory as they shrank away from him, but found that his eyes began to well. So, he twisted back around in his seat and faced the road ahead.
*
As soon as all the formalities regarding Frodo's adoption were dealt with, he had written a letter to Thorin, recounting his journey home, and greatly emphasising that he would love for them to meet again soon. The local postman would've surely fainted if Bilbo handed him a letter addressed to Erebor, so Bilbo entrusted his letter to Gandalf, who claimed he would be flitting to and from the East and West on ‘business,’ and would make sure it was delivered in good time.
Months later, Gandalf returned with Thorin's strangely formal response; that he would like nothing more, but he had to prioritise his duties as king and the ongoing restoration of Erebor. Bilbo understood of course - he had his own duties, what with being something of a parent, to be getting on with. Instead, he kept Thorin up to date with lengthy letters containing details of his contrastingly quiet life in the Shire, and many questions about the wellbeing of the other dwarves and what life as King under the Mountain was like. Sometimes he asked for advice on bringing up his nephew, as he knew Thorin had experience with Fili and Kili.
Bilbo wished for the same level of enthusiasm and detail in Thorin's replies but did not get it. In fact, each letter Bilbo received became shorter and more impassive than the last. Each time, Thorin found excuses to turn down Bilbo's (now somewhat persistent) attempts to reunite, whether it be in Erebor or Hobbiton. Bilbo couldn't fathom why this was. Thorin had earnestly requested that Bilbo write to him. Surely, he was not so busy that he couldn't write more than a few sentences. And if he was, why couldn't he get one of the others to write for him? After four years of this, Bilbo grew tired of how one-sided their friendship had become, and let frustration get the better of him. Halfway through a letter wishing Thorin a happy 200th birthday, he switched his tone and stated that Thorin need not reply if he no longer had the time of day for him.
Six more years passed, and he had not received another letter.
*****
aaaand because theres absolutely no way you could guess whats actually gonna happen in this fic just from the prologue, here’s a cheeky synopsis!
After years of lost contact, Thorin turns up on Bilbo’s doorstep with an awkward greeting and a dire warning. Upon learning about Gandalf’s uncharacteristically sinister plans regarding the ring, the hobbit and the dwarf king decide to take matters into their own hands. But are their hands the safest ones to carry the ring? (Spoiler: absolutely not).
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whenim64 · 3 months
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jonesmith analysis ep 1-15 (part 1)
this is going to be long and silly✌️
nothing gay in episode 1 so im starting with monkee see monkee die
FIRST in the scene where they disguise themselves to hide from the lawyer Mike dresses as an old man and Davy dresses as an old woman = old married couple. hmm lovely sweet old married couple.
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NEXT. Davy constantly hiding behind the guys and holding onto them because he is scared. in my humble opinion it is simply cutest when he's grabbing onto Mike. This scene where he's like nooo dont leave me behind Mike and rushes after him. 10/10 adorable.
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constant grip on him, WHICH LEADS ME TO THIS
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holding onto Mike while going to bed, and Mike's reassuring hand pat to let Davy know everything is okay. Davy was going to hold onto him all night snuggled up on his shoulder.
this is the ep that made me 👀 towards them so if people dont see it even a teeny tiny bit that baffles me.
ep 3 has this lovely little boob touch moment:
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I would too Mike. cross dressing Davy is too beautiful to resist
ep 4 they are extremely determined to rip each others clothes off. even when Micky and Peter give up and rip their own clothes off Mike and Davy have a GRIP on each other.
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ep 5 cute little tug on Mike's arm, Mike looking around bc Davy is so tiny his eyes glide right over the top of his head.
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"Mike! Mike! Are you okay?" *drops him*
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EPISODE 6... I love the way Mike stands up to Davy's grandpa in this one and tells him he only wants him back because he's lonely and misses him. idk its so cute, all the guys are looking out for Davy but Mike is the one that confronts his grandpa about it. And then the scene on the deck where they're all crying because Davy is leaving Mike is like nah we're not letting him go so easily.
I am also deeply obsessed with the grip Mike and Micky have on Davy when they pull him over to their side. that little english lad is theirs. also Mike is definitely feeling up his muscles.
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also this, which isnt in showverse but i want to include it bc its so cute. Mike just sits there awkwardly... yea
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ep 7 😏 rests elbow on shoulder and limps wrist.
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Mike pulling a Fred & Daphne with his "lets split up Davy and I will go this way" did you want to spend alone time with him Mike? perhaps you wanted a bit of privacy hmm?
their cowboy gunslinger roleplay scene.
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ep 8 sleeping with his head resting in Davy's lap what is cuter than that.
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Micky doing one of his silly voice bits and Mike being like hey he's nervous. Then whatever this was where Mike grabbed his face
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ep 9 they go through a whole scheme to get this girl that Davy likes to come to their party and then he spends half the party standing by the punch bowl giggling with Mike. Also whatever they're doing here during the song segment. cutesy
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ep 10 (the pilot) some serious longing looks from Mike here + lifting Davy up (in his gay little mime outfit no less)
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ep 11 theres literally a shootout happening and they are under the table competitively playing tic-tac-toe
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ep 12 the framing of this scene... the way Davy shuts the door after he enters. KISS HIM GIRL
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ep 13 this scene where hes leaning in for a kiss. yes thats whats happening trust me.
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ep 15 too many girls... FIRST of all I think Mike making Davy swear off dating girls is an extremely homosexual act "im gonna hold you to that" okayyy. SECONDLY Micky and Peter both say they're jealous of Davy always getting girls but Mike doesnt... bc hes more jealous of the girls hmm 🤔🏳️‍🌈 also "trapped by his staggering good looks" so you think hes attractive. checkmate.
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lemon-ve-ghost · 6 months
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oh but HELLO that ostober art hello tell me about that au hi. hello. hi. scuttling in your inbox i need to know more
mm yes hi hello 👀 i love info dumping this is gonna be super long oops and the fact this is barely half of what i really want to say scares me
-Wander. Wonder. AU is named after a song of the same name, by The Arcadian Wild :D
-it's based off dnd and includes classes and magic, and it all came from a one-off campaign i participated in where my character was a warlock named Pebbles (yes, after five pebbles, this game is my lifeline) -also based on the thought of "how much can i torment pebbles without killing him?" for whatever reason?? -i'll put character classes at the very end, but also in a reference post when i finalize refs smh -theres some dnd stuff im omitting that includes, but is not limited to: movement speed, turn-based combat, item requirement for spells, limited spells (my dumb ass wants to animate a fight scene of suns and prickle vs sig and hunter in the future, and turn-based movement would be absolute hell)
-the world is both dnd fantasy and rain world tech, but iterators are more biological than their in-game counterparts, which means they can eat! (gourmand will be ecstatic)
-slugcats and other fauna can talk with iterators and ancients if they have the mark of communication
-iterators can disconnect from their cans whenever they want! its easier to interact with your city physically if the iterator wants; oh, and ancients arent dead because ascension isn't held as highly in this au
-unfortunately, a group of ancients believe the world sucks and everyone should ascend, name of that group still pending, but a few members are seen in the ostober art for superstructure :) (a cult, its a fucking "you should ascend yourself, NOW" cult)
-the death system is from expedition mode, where if you die at karma 1, youre forever dead -tempted to say the soul disappears after this, but i havent thought that far into it since ive been focusing on other stuff
-there are 5 main Gods, some closer to certain iterators than others -not everyone believes in them and there are some religions entirely based off of the beliefs that only one exists
-Sig despises Suns, why? you will find out eventually :)
-Pebbles isnt mean! he and Moon hang out a lot and enjoy each other's company, despite the wishes of their cities of the two focusing on their own cities rather than each other (rude, let the siblings be happy >:( ) -Pebbles, unlike my other au which was put in cold storage, has never even heard of Sliver until the events of ostober Random Gods, nobody talked about her
-King of Crimson is an Echo in the form of a red lizard as Sliver's lifelong companion -also King is just <3 they are baby
-Echoes are a bit different from the in-game, theyre still dead but aren't trapped between worlds, instead theyre more similar to spirits and can physically interact with the world -mentioned in the ELSE I ostober art, they are sentient/sapient creatures that have successfully ascended
-local group seniors arent common, Moon doesnt have her sigil seen in-game -speaking of local groups! Moon, Pebbles, Suns, and Sig are all one group; Sliver and Grey were a part of their own with a few others, while Innocence is all alone
sorry for this, but to contrast with all the light-hearted stuff ive said, this au is fucked up in more ways than i can count on all my limbs idk if ill ever draw and post all the dark stuff publicly, but every character's story is based on the process of healing from those traumas, some have healthier ways than others, though theres at least 40 things id need to warn for at this point and idk what that says about my fucked up brain if i post anything with these subjects, ill be sure to tag warnings for them cuz shit gets dark quicker than entering shaded citadel
one more wholesome note: Granite survives the invasion of that cult and reunites with Pebbles later :) thats a promise
im making a timeline for the events in image form and god damn i am burning my singular braincell rn
and finally character classes!:
Moon - paladin Grey - druid Sliver - sorcerer Suns - barbarian Sig - artificer/cleric? (debating on cleric or bard multiclass) Pebbles - warlock Innocence - wizard Spearmaster/Prickle to Twine - ranger Artificer/Spark of Gunpowder and Smoke - artificer (lmao) Hunter - fighter Gourmand - barbarian/artificer Survivor - fighter, taking after Hunter Monk - druid/monk Rivulet/Ruffles - rogue (tempted to multiclass bard) Saint - sorcerer with shitty constitution
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commander-gloryforge · 6 months
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idk how to say this without sounding silly but gw2 has helped my mental health so much. like in my early/mid teens it was escapism for me when the world started to become unlivable, and now in my 20s its a push into confidence and self esteem.
i cant just blame it on gw2, i know that ive done massive steps into healing and becoming human all by myself these past two years, but i cant help but notice how much especially trying out endgame has helped me to not underestimate myself anymore.
when i started playing (and raids didnt even exist back then) i had already told myself that id never even bother to try craft a legendary. id never go into pvp or wvw, i would never be able to complete world exploration. thats all too hard.
raids came out and i knew id never try one because im simply not good enough, and i dont have the friends to try them with. and im sure as fuck not going into lfg. same with strikes. just another type of content i wont be able to play.
then came this community and friends and guilds and people that were willing to take people like me and just give them a gentle nudge. a space where i dont have to be afraid of underperforming. where a wipe isnt a loss but a "ouch oops lets try again!". and once you have people willing to ease you into it, suddenly that one thing you were scared of isnt all that scary anymore.
turns out i can do strikes with my friends! we die a bunch of times and have fun! and then it turned out i can do an easy raid boss, and i can finish the rest of the wing while im at it.
maybe this game isnt that hard. maybe i dont suck at this as much as i thought.
in the past half year ive made three legendaries. thats three more than in the last 9 years ive been playing this game. turns out it isnt that hard, i just didnt bother trying look into what i actually need to do, i didnt bother trying making it easier for me, i didnt bother to just try.
and this isnt just about making a cool weapon or beating a boss in a game, in the end this is about having the confidence to try something. about seeing a task that seems hard, but going into it anyways, just to see if maybe it isnt that hard. and if it is that hard? i can ask for help. there are friends that are willing to help. there are strangers that are willing to help. and if nothing helps, at least i tried.
i forgot where i was gonna go with this. anyways. thanks guil war two for 9 years of therapy
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blacktinnedpeaches · 3 months
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ok im gonna just talk about it anyway :D
he announced earlier that next year he's gonna push me more, and i was like ? wat? why? and he was like i think we're both undersocialised atm and i was quite annoyed by this and also a bit hurt bc i feel like that's more untrue in the past 6 months thn it's been sice the pandemic (and maybe before - bc most of our friends now are people from discord we ended up becoming irl friends with)
maybe *you* feel undersocialised ben but *i* actually find basically all social activities something to endure rather than enjoy
also don't forget that ana is my soulmate and I feel very happy just hanging out with them and Ben
i feel like he has still this shark feeling of gotta keep moving or ill die :) like he is doing much better than he was from sept-nov but yeah i think he doesnt need to make that an Us problem lol like i dont share that feeling at all lol like if you want to do more things than i do you can do some stuff separately, and some stuff with me! as is normal!
i did feel quite frustratedand annoyed with the way he brought it up , which he did apologise for later bc he agreed we're doing the right things etc and he didnt really mean he wants to push me MORE just that he doesnt want to BACKSLIDE. which is fine i guess but it was a bit annoying to hear anyway bc i am not planningon going intoi a big isolationist hole
like the implication that next year some REAL change is gonna happen and totally ignoring the fact that we got married a few months ago (objectively the biggest social event either of us have ever done), that we hung out with Boops and yuka at an art installation, that we've had clare over a bunch of times, that we've had boops over, that he's done a few irl dnd sessions w/ lucas clare boops, that we've been ice skating a few times, that we've done escape rooms together, that we've done some family trips, we did that ceramics class, we've done a LOT of pokemon walks - all of this in teh past 2 or 3 months apart from the wedding - im just like god damn how much stuff do i have to do to satisfy you lol like i simply dont find the same kind of drive to Do Things that he has and I have still done all this shit REGARDLESS
i was also annoyed i think by the implication that he's the one who needs to push me when actually half of the above shit was my idea!!! the ice skating was me! the wedding was my idea! the escape rooms were my idea! i was the one who restarted teh pokemon go! i was the one who created the server in the first place, where he found his friends!!!! these are all my friends i let him share!!! i was the one who arranged the halloween party w/ boops and clare literally bc he was so sad i wanted to do something nice for him
i do read him charitably - as i legit think is important to do in all relationships with someone you like and respect on a very basic level lol - and i dont think he meant to suggest that im massively inadequate lmfao (i mean - i know he didnt) and he apologised for coming in too hard about stuff, and i know he's traumatised by covid (who isnt?) and is terrified of going back into that tiny world where it was just us and we didnt see anyone else for 2y. but that's not on the cards anyway so i felt a bit wrongfooted by the whole talk
also i was so cross i went mute and under my blankets until he sort of to put it bluntly fucked me back into communication lmfao !! me hissing "im cross with you" while he was actively fucking me </3 looool (this is 100%% fine by the way, just for the record, i was way less annopyed by the sex than the conversation, the sex cheered me up even and it was the right move)
anyway whatever. i think we're actually on the same page in terms of not wanting a particularly quiet 2024 (we're planning on going to Iceland in the winter and also there will be a chess meetup abroad somewhere) so we move. i was just annoyed by how he framed it but he did apologise anyway and i know he didnt really mean anything!! but it was annoying lol like omg I try sooo hard. so fucking hard!!!
ETA: fucking. also. he wasn't even making ANY comment on this stuff and he's fully been my biggest cheerleader lol but I've also been so busy work-wise (my "chess career" is reaching new heights after all) and taking care of him these past few months and doing my doll job as well I think I just want someone to be like omg cham you are actually soooo impressive I'm soooo obsessed with you !!! don't worry you don't need to find anything else inside you you are doing sooooo well!!! (Ben is actually usually like this but I want him to say it now as well) like I've been working on job stuff AS WELL AS doing loads more shit with him lately and I feel like I should get extra credit for that
all this to say that this would be a good time to send me a message with how great you think i am. lol
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hey do you have any first time concert tips
YES!
just as a disclaimer, im physically disabled, australian, and i live in a large city, and those can definitely make a difference here
but heres some tips or things i generally try to follow for myself, under the cut!
⭐ always carry portable chargers. multiple if possible
⭐ stay hydrated. enclosed venues get hot and sweaty and gross and if youre moving around a lot you WILL get dehydrated. some venues offer free water, take advantage of it. also stay masked bc i cannot stress enough what a perfect breeding ground for illness venues can be
⭐ protect your ears. there are loads of noise reduction earbuds marketed towards concerts and loud environments in particular, and honestly in my experience theyre kind of overpricer, but protection is absolutely vital, ESPECIALLY in smaller venues in my experience. noise over 70db over prolonged periods of time will start to damage your hearing and ive seen 90db as the LOWER end for concerts ive been to.
⭐ if you have any headphones or earbuds with active noise cancellation these are also great options, i actually prefer wearing my headphones just with anc on than i do my silly little specialized loop earbuds.
⭐ try not to go to these events alone if you can help it. most concerts are at night and most concerts are at licensed venues and whether youre drinking or not, there will likely be people acting like fools around you. it goes without saying to NEVER accept a drink you didnt watch be mixed or opened yourself.
⭐ make sure people know where you are and make sure you always have enough money easily accessible to you (either in cash, or in your bank account) to pay for an uber or cab or whatever. if its a big concert theres a decent chance itll fuck up public transport. ive left shows at 11 pm and not gotten home til 3 am just because of how crowded shit is and how fucked public transport is after like 10-11 pm
⭐ get your concert merch before the show starts. like every time i am so serious if you wait til after the show 7 times out of 10 whatever you want will be gone.
⭐ if theres an opener i can almost promise you you will not see your headliner for like half an hour after the opener finishes. go pee now
⭐ in some areas if youre disabled just call the venue and ask for accommodations. i can usually make sure i get seated (for free) because im disabled and it makes such a huge difference its not even funny. like just ask. theres no harm in asking, worst case scenario is they say they cant help when you were gonna to to the show anyways. some venues will also make sure security keeps an eye on you so you can exit safely after the show too.
⭐ if youre trying to get close to the front at a show, barricade for example, youre almost always gonna need to show up way earlier than you think you are. an hour? try three. get there early and make yourself comfortable. itll suck and you might not even get close but when you do it fucking rules
⭐ dont be that person who has to get told to shut up. dont be rude or heckle the artists if they arent taking the piss themselves. dont throw shit at them. dont try and climb up on the stage. dont keep yelling while theyre talking. dont interrupt them while theyre talking by showing requests for stuff that isnt on the setlist. if youre close to the stage you might be able to see the setlist (and you might even get the setlist after the show if youre close enough or linger around) OR you can probably search up sets the artists have played recently to get a better idea. dont be a tool.
⭐ pit etiquette sucks rn. covid has made people forgot how to fucking behave and if the artist themselves doesnt set some boundaries dont trust that the venues rules around pits will be respected either. i am so serious. people die in pits so be careful. also tbh almost always unless youre like BIG VENUE big, if you call for a pit and wont get in it yourself youre nothing to me sorry
⭐ if you can, support the openers too! if youre lucky theyll be at the merch stands themselves after if the stand is selling their merch too. definitely go say hi and grab like a shirt or sticker or poster or cd or whatever if you can.
⭐ you will get charged like $20 for a vodka redbull. dont let them charge you $20 for a vodka redbull. pre game elsewhere if youre gonna drink.
⭐ if i think of anything else ill come back here and drop it, feel free to dm me about any of this
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moonlightwarriorqueen · 9 months
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Me vs Republic Commando
I bought and have been playing Republic Commando and here are some of the things I have said during play...
mild spoilers? Swearing warning cuz i swear
(at the beginning of the game)
me: ouuuuuu I can see through the helmut
me: oh shit I'm one of the commandos
me: alright boys,we're all fucked. I cant aim worth shit! Hope you werent hoping on surviving
me: where...where are we going
me: why do you all sound different
(scorch says something ridiculous)
me: dont be silly we're all going to die in like 5 minutes
me: I CAN STAB THE BATTLE DROIDS
me: WHY IS IT ALWAYS GEONOSIS?! DONT I HAVE TO SEE ENOUGH BUGS IRL?!
(sev says something i cant remember but was grumpy sounding)
me: ok Grumpy dwarf, where's your piano Dont you have a song to play? (referencing Snow White)
me: Fixer you are my favourite child, you're such a good boy. You dont annoy me at all and you listen- SEV ARE YOU STUCK INTHE WALL
Me after 5 minutes having shot Sev, stabbed Sev and used one of every explosive I have: alright that's it, he's stuck. Say goodbye to your brother boys, he's decided to be adopted by the bugs
(during the ship mission)
me: why do i feel like this game is going to be short? the ship was the second icon and we're on a ship
me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM GOING BY MYSELF?! I CANT GO BY MYSELF I'LL GET LOST.
me to a battle droid shooting a rocket into my face: have you seen my sons? They left WITHOUT ME and now theyre lost
me, stabbing a Trandoshion(?): okay but like where are my sons, like where are you hiding them
me hearing Fixer on the comms: MY FAVOURITE! WHERE ARE YOU?!
me having a droid attack my face: I DONT LIKE FLYING THINGS ON MY FACE THIS ISNT ALIENSSSS
me watching a clone get murdered by the lizards: uhm...bad day huh...that's alright solider, i shall avenge you
me after finding only one of the other 3: wellp,we tried.Theyre all dead. time to call the jedi
me: SOMEONE CALL YOURFATHER
me: ...
me: oh wait Jango's already dead...
me: cant we go see some of the other clones? like i wanna see the fun stuff - not that MURDER isnt fun...but still
me after having 2/3 back: well...we cant leave scorch, he'll start foaming at the mouth. Fixer find your brother
me after we find scorch: whoah...you even got your own room! They mustve really liked you
me: WHY ARE YOU GUYS IN FRONT OF ME?! I'M THE LEADER, I SAY WHEN WE GO (referencing Aristocats)
me: i have lost a son...where is he...
me after having been almost murdered 6 times and narrowly escaping: SCORCH WHY ARE YOU HAVING NAP TIME GET UP
me proceeds to revive: I LOST YOUR BROTHERS DAMNIT
me sees a rolling droid: DROIDDDEKAAAAAAAAA
me: okay so why am i the only one advancing, why are you three chuckleheads hiding behind the wall? did i not kill something? is something.going to blow up...?
me half an hour later still not finding anything wrong: ALRIGHT THATS IT IM ADVANCING. WHEN I GET TO THE NEXT CHECKPOINT YOU'LL JUST POOF WHERE I AM
me while we're stuck in a large room with bacta near the doors: we're so gonna die...
me: fixer keep shooting i need heal!
fixer dies
me: FIXER YOU WERE MY FAVOURITE
me tells sev to heal then runs back to fixer and scorch talks: DONT SASS ME SCORCH PRESS THE DAMN BUTTONS AND WRECK THE DROIDS
me shooting like crazy and now out of bombs: okay but why is there more droids here than there was on Naboo? like what the hell
me when the mission is over: FINALLY, YOU HEAL, YOU ALSO HEAL, Scorch...you actually didnt get hit...how the hell did you manage that
me pushing sev to get tothe health point: boy move it or lose it
me: wellp, that cant get worse
me, sees the room filled with droids and turrets: oh...well...I volunteer you boys to go first
me running between the health box and the 2 places the boys are stationed: OKAY BUT WHY AM I ALWAYS DYING WHAT ARE YOU GUYS EVEN DOING?! ARE YOU KILLING ANYTHING OR JUST NAH?!
fixer falls
me: NOT MY SON
me running up to droid containers then running away: SOMEONE HURRY UP AND BLOW IT UP HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO CLICK THE BHOT WIRE BOMB COMMAND?! LISTEN TO ME I AM YOUR MOTHER-ER...i'm a commando too...what am i?
me watching sev die AGAIN: how many times do i have to tell you to stop walking right into the droids, like do you seriously want to die? fuck it, scorch get your brother. I'll hotwire the bomb.
me: why is nobody using the turret? fine i'll use the turret.
me, sees fixer still where i told him to be: see why cant the other two be good boys like you?this is why you're the favourite.
me sending scorch for more bacta and him saying that line about rules and bacta: omg, shut up. shut up. just get healed.
me after blowing up the shield and more droids coming in: okay im advancing, if you idiots wanna stay and die. thats on fucking you
me seeingthe loading screen say "Taun We": Taun Weeeeeeeeee, urgh can we go visit Kamino? i wanna see Taun We and the baby clones...
the game loads to drop ship on Kashhyk
me: i guess not. fuck man.
and that concludes all that I've played so far. Well, what I can remember anyways lol I wish I wrote as I played so the banter was there but I was a bit engrossed in the game.
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We are not winning the league this season , are we? Like i actually do not rate our squad. 😭😭😭 I dont trust these mthrfckrs. I really dont. I love them to death but I dont trust them.
I’m actually depressed now. Arsenal? Really? We losing to Arsenal now? I’m American but my dad was born and raised in Manchester and has always been a Citizen. Got bullied for it throughout his youth. Thought he was gonna die without watching his club win a trophy. So for him, no bad result is actually too bad considering what he has endured with this club through most of his life. But like.. I dont know how he does it. Cause right now he’s bbqing like nothing happened and I’m in my room stressing and trying to come up with a solution to our squad’s problem. Like????!!!!!! I’m so fckng irritating! Why cant Erling score his tap insssss????!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why did Baldie take out Julian??????!!!!!!!!!!! Why cant we even create chances now???? I’m being so serious we are so close to being finished! We are so close. We are actually witnessing our club coming undone and the Baldie js gonna leave and then we are truly finished! I hate football.
skdjsjs im sorry but the mental image of your dad having a bbq while you're stressing out over our loss is so funny to me😭
last year we were like 10 points behind assna at some point and we still won the league. the season is far from over. im saying this while im calm but i imagine I'll have my fair share of meltdowns especially with the schedule we have😭
it sucks that we lost icl but i expected the loss. we're never that good in the first half of the season. the boys are exhausted, we had too many injuries and the rodri red card killed us off.
the league isnt won in october, december or even january. we just have to hold on and be ready for the business end of the season when we'll have to go on a winning streak if we want to win it. i still think we're going to be fighting liverpool tbh but you never know, it could be liverpool and assna fighting (in which case YNWA)
once pep figures out how to use the players in a way that will allow him to extract the best out of them we'll be fine. i think we'll fight for the title and ucl if we stay fit but football is so unpredictable when it comes to stuff like that. last year we barely had any injuries but maybe our luck ran out, who knows
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olive listens to the second act of falsettos for the first ever time on a plane very tired and slightly loopy: a liveblog (ish)
my not entertaining, very pathetic thoughts on falsettos. not proofread or edited for typos. read at your own risk.
okay before we begin let me preface by saying im finally just taking a bit to just LISTWN to this shit and trinas song emotionally destoryed me okay. okay
why is the first line just homosexuals. i mean yeah but still
oh this goes
weirdly happy though isnt this guy gonna die
BAR MITZVAH
YABADAVA THE EIGHTIES
ooh speed mode march of the falsettos
the lesbians!!
of course shes a shiksa
WHEEEEEEEEE! WOOOOOOO!
this gooooooes
oh its marvin
“two years” are you NORMAL now
good for trina
ezcept on tje jewish holidays
WHAT NO WHIZZER???
bring him back
HOMOSEXUALS
i wanna go to falsettoland except not really cuz ot would probs suck
yeah. grow tje fuck up
MARVIN. PLEASE.
wait how is he twelve and a half i had my bat mitzvah three months after turning 13
elaborate william finn.
jason stoooop butchering the hebrew. stooooop
im gonna give him a pass simply because ive heard worse
aww the tallit belssing. i think
WALKERMAN
“the last loving thinfh we’llprobably ever do together” noooo youre so emotionally intriguing aha
the whole things WHAT now man who i think matbe js whizzer but i cant tel marvin snd whizzer apart very well is that bad
good for fucking jason
this is my mom literally
hes gonna be a jewish adult
i cant tell wahts gping on (too zzzy)
omg a lesbian
“nouvelle bar mitzvah cuisine” cordelia i love you but please do not do this. just have fucjing bagels you cant go weong with bagels
CONGA
so proud pf jason
i am NOT dxcited for when my brother starts bar mitzvah prep
this song is titled miracle of judaism it has to be good
oh hes being a little straightboy
invite none of them just be a frienless loser like i was lamoo
no i had like four people there
you are TWELVE. DUDE.
you’re not swinging a goth gf you are TWELVE YEARS OLD
oooh baseball
ooooh JEWOSH baseball
same maevin
marvin stop calling your sona pussy
oh eitght its the Eighties
jason cannot play baseball
baseball ⚾️ ooh empji ⚽️ 🏀 🏈
WHIZZER
go off trina. love her
of course he love sbaseball
the lesbians are silly
oh my god. middle aged man core. hes so fjcking pathetic
jason *not 2 fiture penny put photo of cat kn box head here. no service on this plane*
even bald he looks good
stop thinking about your gay love and focus on your fucking sun. loser
i would love to watch jason play badebll (loe?
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me when i hit the ball
this bitch gets SIX parents at hsi baseball games and my brother gets my mom and me not paying attention because soccer is boring as sbit sorry soccer lovers who also follow penny dimeshee on timblr pkay im rabong RAMBING
me when im in falsettoland
mendel is so bad at his job
this bitch sucks ass.
disgrace to the name of caroline fr caroline abbott would NEVER do such a thing
reagan and pagan as a rhyme ks genius
STOP SLEEPING WORH YOUR BOSS?!??
trina. thag is NOT how you prnounce it
sorry what.
just qhitnyour FFUCKIGN job. you cant do it anyway 😊☺️☺️
god i love ❤️ emojis
wbat a shock marvins back with whizzer
trina be normal please 🙏 i love you
trina calm your shit
yeah why CANT u let goe
as spon as they said that i know everytknhg not gonna be alright
i watched like half of a short clip of this from tje tonies and then went to bed becaus eit was like ten pm and i sleep early because i am a loser if any lf you compare me to bakugo my hero academia i will actually cry anyway the clip was good they were #exercising wby dod i go pn thos tangent
charlotte!!!!!!!!
me when i stick a lightbulb up my ass
okay shes being self important
aww
was that the first eff bomb
what aee they laying
whizzer my man marvin has matured stip raggingi kn him!!!!!!!!!’
god
i cant see anything out this plane window its like 10 pm. past my bedtime
OOH i lvoe me a good musical motif
anyone here watchind minions the rise of gru and know what the FUUCK goes on in it my brothers watcing jt and im so confused
THAGS NOT. WOAAAAAAH
HE DID MATURE!!!!!!!!!!!! “i want it all” “all i want is you” CHARACTER DEVEIPMENT GO OFFFFFF!! i want to write an essay about this man
they gave us quinoa chocolace crunches on the plane
theyre in the coty? damn i would jot think that. they feel like sone sort of pseudo-idyllic suburban lifestyle bitches
REPEATED LYRICS. AHHHHHHHH
Damn this shit is long
this sonf is incorrect i do not hate my parents
thag wasnt funny
jadon. honey. you are so lucky your parendes dotn involve you in bar mitzvah prep. do you want to pick out tablecloth swatches
jaosn i feel like you’re misunderstanding the purpace of the bar mitzvab
what kinda a name ks apple bum
SAUL
better call sa- he WHAT???? HWTA????? HIH????? WH?????? REELING
HE HAS PAITBJNGD OF WHAT NOW???????????????????????
matbe i should have done this while lucid
gonna take a wuick pause sk i can play shitty united app games
okay i got a high score of 0. om back
HE DOESNT yeah i thoight that
what the fuck was that mendel is thag ilatian. we are JEWISH. why did you top it off with dayeinu.
i did bate my paewnts at 12
jason dont you want to be counted in a minyan….
it is not in the torah
god did not say thag
sigh
jason do the fuckingn bar mitzvah.
HELP
even ykkur wife knows you cand do your hob correctly mendel…
one hour left onthe flogh ti can do this
can mtbrother turn his screen birghtness fown
sorry marvinim sore your love os wuite sweet but im gonan catch about four min of sbuteye
“try to stay both kind and young” okah thats powerful
okay marvin. good love ballad.
OH NO.
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OH NOOOOOOOOOOO
“something so bad that words have lost their meaning”
whizzer soumds so tired
MARVIN. god i love him
everything is not gonna be alright
oh and now trjnas gonna make me sob
YEAH. 🤧😿
i have things to say about the repetition of everything will be alright and they will be said. eventually
“hahaha… not funny… okay”
gonna bawl my eyes out
“gefiltee fish” “gefilte fish?”
i need to watch this on stage
god he’s just a KID!!!
im not crying you’re crying
the fucking. camaderie.
i am crying on the plane and im trying not to be weird about it
JASON.
heart breaking
i am getting tje implications here bit the thing is i dont like the implications
ive heard this song on character playlists o think
points i SAW THAG LYRIC IN A COMPARISON TO WOE IS ME!!!
i just know jason bar mitzvahs gonna kill me
he brought tje prayer shawl!!
yeah this si. augh. making the best out of a horrible situation <333
would this ever work logistically? no. where is the rabbi? where is the torsh? but emotionally? i am crying my eyes out as i drscend over salt lake city utsh and im not even ahsmwed
MARVIN. GOD. im a marvin fan now not ashamed
they are NOT doing this bar mitzvah right
thats not an actual parshah. or actual trope. i need to stop pointing out inconsisternces
🤧🤧🤧 MARVIIIIIIIN.
ID LIKERO BELIEVE THAT ID DO OT AGAIN AND AGAIN AGAIN:(
waiteajtwait dont they say that thing in this has better come to a stop. OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
like wine
WERE JUST GONNA SKIP THAT STAGE.
there ar no word sor emojis that can express th e utter fucking heartbreak im going through rn
OH GOD ITS OVER.
PLEASE. PLEASE. PYU CANT DO THIS TO ME.
A REPRISE??? AS A FUCKING FINALE????
whoo boy.
hi its airport olive. thanks for getting this far! if you read this all you’re now legally obligated to marry me!
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