#THIS IS THE BEST SHITPOST ARTICLE I'VE EVER READ I'M CRYING

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Article written about the decommissioning of Nikki Sixx, the sixth model in a series of cyborgs created by the U.S. government for the purpose of distracting America's youth.

#mötley crüe #cursed motley crue images #nikki sixx #submission #izzymcfeegles #THIS IS THE BEST SHITPOST ARTICLE I'VE EVER READ I'M CRYING #the article after that reads something like 'motley crue tours cancelled dye to shortage of umlauts' and I'M SOBBING 😭😭😭😭 #PLEASE GO READ BOTH OF THE ARTICLES #THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHARING THIS WITH THE CLASS