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rat-mans-things · 5 months
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I ship them
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jessadamsdraws · 10 months
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05<< 06 >> ??
@zootopiathingz
@s-creations
@ramengirl03
@roscolate
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lovekenney · 6 months
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no slut shaming around here. sluts are welcome and safe around here
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toastywarmth · 2 years
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thehollowwriter · 4 months
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Finn: Why can't I be your husband?
Jade: My dick is the size of your thigh
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evermoredeluxe · 3 months
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I'm a "Taylor makes her boyfriends hotter" thruther and idk how she does it
it’s the “i can fix him” gene in her that does it
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benkaaoi · 12 days
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Thai monk: There's no ritual to avoid bad luck and unfortunate things, the wretchedness comes from within
My Mexican ass with a raw egg: Skill issue 😎
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grim-has-issues · 3 months
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GBA is so smart and talented. He cleared some dude of multiple manslaughter charges with no hassle at all.
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jjoelswatch · 1 year
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please...please stop manifesting and fan-casting jensen ackles as agent kallus. star wars fandom is already insane without supernatural fandom bleed over. we do not need this.
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making all my characters AroAce for 🌟realism🌟
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bobsquatley · 5 months
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all of you have fucked up time zones except for me
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corvidsaremybesties · 2 years
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Ric Madoc: *holds Calliope prisoner for inspiration*
Me: bitch, smoke weed and stare at a blank doc for thirty minutes like the rest of us
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besitos-mojados · 5 months
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I'm so ready for the weekend so I can just be a girl and play the sims on the very expensive pc I bought that I only use for playing the sims
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strangelyflesh · 3 months
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people here are always talking about how it's okay to fuck Scooby doo or whatever but you never ask if Scooby doo wants to fuck you. you just treat him like a piece of meat, an sex object for meaningless arguments about monsterfucking and I don't think he would stand for that, he's not that kind of man(dog). you need to treat him with respect if you want him to go though with it and I don't think most of you are capable of that
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yusrasyang · 4 months
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All or Nothing
Tags: a/b/o, lost heir trope, one direction trope, crackfic.
tw: injury, violence
A/n: y'all this was not what I wanted my debut piece to be but... Anyway me and and a moot were being nefarious as usual when this dastartadly thing was born into existence, enjoy. NO NSFW, THIS IS SFW DW
tagging pookie so she'll give her version too lmao:
@cheriiyaya
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H stood paralyzed as he watched A embrace Y. His pain and sorrow were quickly capsizing and threatened to drown him. But he persevered. He roughly slammed A into the wall and growled menacingly. "Why? Why?! Was I not enough? Was this skank supposed to replace me?" Y Squared his shoulders and said forcefully with and underlying hint of slyness "Skank? Then why did YOU bother to sully yourself with me H?" A stilled, slowly turning to face H, who had gone pale and was slowly backing away. A grabbed H and hoisted him up by the collar. "Me? The cheat? It seems your hypocrisy never fails to amuse." H stuttered numerous half-baked explanations but A shushed him with a hand. "It's ok, I think we both know how irresistible Y is, don't we?" A and H both began sultrily staring at Y, who sensed it was wise to start running. A and H both began growling for dominance, preening like peacocks to get their beloved Y's attention. Y of course loved how they were treating him like the omega he was. The chemistry between the 3 was so thick the air nearly crackled with it. A held Y's gaze tenderly as he asked with his eyes for permission for what he was about to do next. Y shyly nodded his assent. A began to brutally pulverize Y with uppercuts and aggressive kicks to the abdomen. Y's pale face and brown orbed teared up in confusion. He could only manage croaking out one word before slumping to the ground. "Why?..." A smirked devilishly and began thumping H on the back. " You know I'd never betray you right pookie bear?" The overpowering stench of Y's distressed pheromones mingled in the air. The 2 decided to ignore it in favor of holding hand and leaving to trek in the street of NYC. H gasped suddenly, his knees buckling sending him hunched on the ground. He began to hyperventilate, each breath came out painfully and wheezed. He looked up to a who standing over him concern marring his features. "A... Please carry me, I-I think I'm going to t-t-transform!" A nodded and brusquely began carrying H bridal style and sprinting to the nearest rooftop. As A gently set H down he leaned down and brushed stray strands out of H's tear-stained face, gazing tenderly into his eyes. "It's ok pookie, just let go." H closed his eyes and erupted into the hybrid demon fair dragon shifter who the royal family had been searching for for 18 years. A gazed in awe at H's splendor, his alpha instincts took over and he started growling to protect his territory, H. H tittered ang giggled at A's behavior flattered at the attention like like he pick-me he was. He started penguin walking towards A, his steps uneven and without the bending of the knee (y'all know the walk lmfao). he looked stupid but didn't know it. A didn't comment on his walking style finding it quirky and lovable. A stared into H's eyes and had a brilliant idea, he whispered into H's ear " Do you want to go jump in muddy puddles pookie?" H nodded excitedly, nearly squealing in excitement. They both dashed down the fire escape and into the street, where they witnessed the stunning scenery of sunset in NY. They began harassing other people so that they could jump in the watery puddles of dirt. Suddenly a golden chariot soared overhead an landed in front of H, the driver announced in a large booming voice. "H! You have been summoned to the royal palace to take your rightful place as princess Pookie, next in line for the fghxgzuidsrg kingdom." H stuttered out refusals but was dragged away anyway. A throughout all his lonely alpha days could now never again imagine a future without H by his side. As the months passed, without the quirky presence of H by his side A quickly got careless. One night 6 months after the ordeal he got lazy and lazy and left his door open. This gave the mafia group 1 direction the perfect opportunity to strike, A never even got to scream.
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2nd A/n: wtf am I doing. I might edit this later but lemme tell you, THIS WAS SUCH A STRESS RELIEVER OMDSS, lemme know if u want a part 2 lmfaooo. also fun fact this was based off my experiences on Wattpad
Am I going to add more context? Absolutely not
this is NOT how I actually write you would not catch me using pookie and growled unironically.
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lilscottishlesbian · 8 months
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If Genderbent Laito was real I’d be her wife
Just saying we’d be married ✨🤭
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