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tears-of-boredom · 9 months
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watched Space Oddity(2023), and god do i relate to traumatised white boys constantly on the verge of breaking down. like i am not kidding at all and yes i am aware that i need therapy. but i cannot heal when my mother is still relevant to my life. as soon as i dont need her, i am never fucking contacting her again oh my god. imagine if i got to do that someday. i got free from this fucking household and coulod start trying to heal. wouldnt that be so fucking amaxing. i relate to traumatised people who are constantly on the verge of a breakdown. wonder fucking why you have like three guesses. and now im fucking typing through my breakdown because i need attention because no one gavwe me any when i was a child except uimm sdtill a fucking child and .............what the fuck am i doing....i feel so stupid for feeling sad, because im on my period. and for some reason it makes me feel like my feelings have no basis, and that my hormones are just creating shit so i can cry. i fucking want to be frree of this shit. i want to wake up and be happy that i can do things i enjoy. most of the time i have no idea what things i even enjoy. i guess saving. i like saving money. because my whole life ive lived in poverty. and its really hard to do that and not feel like a wasteful piece of shit when you put 5 meters of string into the trash. i wasnt gonna use it. no one was gonna use it.
why does my hormonal cycle have so much power over me.
why do i deserve the biggest room in this house. my moms bed is in the living room. why the fuck did they let me have this room. i dont even use it for anything. i just toss all my stuff on the ground and am too laxzy to clean them upo. why the fuck do i feel like this. im gonna take off mty glases.
whhat if i was dissociating for most of my life as a trauma response and thats why ive always felt so detached and isolated from everything. i fucvking hate. i have no fucking i dea what but i just hate. this is why i dont beleive in a higher powerl. why do i gotta bring my atheist shit into everything oh my god im so fucking annnoying and i think its ill get so much pity if i acknowledge shit like that........ ...why must i be like this. i taught our cat to go outside on a leash and now i havent taken him in months. my mom always talks about me as if im like especially good with animals somehow, and i dont think its true. its more like im on base level, and everyone else is so fucking ignorant of their pets. they cant even fucking tell when theyre scared for their life and then they laught at the cat ewhen its clearly trying to escape like its life is at risk,.. i am talking about my mom. i dont like her. and i dont think the adults in my life realise that i cant fuclking heal if i continue my life associating with her. ive tried to fucking tell them. i said that the biggest problem in our family is that i dont like any of them. i was lying because i couldnt breing myself to single out my mom.
why do adults think that living with a family you hate is exactly the same as having a co-worker you dont get along with that well. they are fucking idiots. adults are so fucking stupid why to they get toi contreol everything oh ym gosl.-.ö okay im going to fucking puncvh my keryboard if i dont stopp..... tell me to stop i cant do it myself hold on uhh...................................................................... okay lets opklay a fun game of ending a sentence in the middle of it isnt that soooo funny ahahahhaahahuahh anyways so i hate-
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toastingmanryanb · 3 years
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IS THA RJAXKSON INT EH SHANG CHI TRAILER????!$?$?(#?#??#!!#?#
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tigerdrop · 3 years
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okay kind of obsessed with the body swap art tho. idk why i just like benrey getting to bully gordon with his own body, his own voice, and i like gordon trying to navigate whatever weird shit benrey’s got going on. gordon not being able to figure out or control whatever organs in benrey’s throat produce sweet voice so it’s just spewing whatever emotions he’s feeling at random (including Horny? uh oh. can’t hide that as easily as a surprise boner can you gordon?)
this ask kicked me into actually thinking about it and your brain is so huge. massive. i lost control
last night i was struggling to articulate thoughts for the body swap thing but this is kickstarting me. i. really love bodyswap stuff........(sighing) i am yet again having to confront the fact that i latched onto an embarrassing number of Things after having first read about them in [REDACTED]. truly hate being alive
so like......potions. you can get into a whole lot of weird stuff with potions. truly loving that darnolds 5-minute existence gives me an excuse to think of the stupidest horny potions scenarios
and why in the fuck wouldnt he have a bodyswap potion just chillin in his lab. why wouldnt benrey crack that bad boy open and take a sip while darnolds bitching at him "dont you touch any of those goddamn potions. im not gonna tell you which ones which so if you die, you die"
gordon claps benrey on the back afterwards like "well, thats a risk im perfectly happy for him to take" but uh oh you fucking buffoon. the touch is what activates it. and shit just starts spinning and schlorping in his mind and he nearly falls over clutching the lab bench next to him and when he cracks his eyes back open, hes........shorter. and everybodys asking if somebodys okay but that somebody isnt him and hes kind of miffed about that
and then gordons head turns and he sees Himself being steadied on his feet by tommy and darnold and hes like.......guys? guys. hello! and the sound of benreys voice coming out of him with that irritated and loud timbre makes everybody turn to face him........b/c that is so insanely weird coming from him
im like way into the idea of benreys, like, Eye Darkness Thing transferring to gordons face when their bodies are swapped, too. its just his malevolent energies manifesting physically no matter what body hes in
Wait god wait. Like. Benrey in Gordon's body and he gets horny for some reason and has to live Gordon's fucking pained life of the suit edging the hell outta him- Bc now Gordon can actually fucking jerk off for the the first time in days. No edging bullshit from the hev suit
benreys newfound appreciation for why gordons such a bitch all the time
RRRRRRRRRRR gordon able to go wild beating his meat that night finally but right before he does he stops because hes looking down at. 8)!
YES EXACTLY....... gordon freeman humbled by the sight of benreys huge meat. except its his meat now 
at first he only feels mildly weird about jacking it when hes not even in his own body right now but hes been edged for days now and hes just thinking "if i can just get this out of the way now, ill be clear-headed for however fucking long im stuck in black mesa. maybe this is why ive been so goddamn stupid lately. yeah"
but then he gets some time and space to himself at long last and unzips and the shock of seeing benreys huge uncut dick instead of his own brings him back to reality like "?oh my god what the fuck am i doing"
embarrassment! guilt! but also hes still fuckin horny and eventually curiosity wins out. whats the harm, right. its not like he has to say anything about it. and gordon freeman is (mostly) heterosexual and hes never been this up close and personal with a foreskin before and hes just......curious. scientifically
maybe hes even.......locked himself inside one of the company restrooms while hes at it. just to make sure hes got privacy. and there is a mirror right there........  he was gonna just bust one out and leave as fast as he can but now hes curious
starts. thumbing the hem of his shirt under benreys vest. starts lifting it up experimentally just to see where all that hair leads. out of curiosity. and seeing the curve of benreys stomach peek out in the mirror makes him hiccup on sweet voice inadvertently 
weirdly enough theres a part of him thats both relieved and disappointed that hes never seen that color before
he never envisioned that seeing benrey like this would be a turn-on but like......with that vest and that helmet on he just looks like some kind of fuckin roundish rectangle shape. but now gordons intimately familiar with how his body feels to move around in......what hes gotta look like underneath all that armor and ill-fitting work clothes......and the hornier he gets the stupider he gets
takes off the helmet.......just to test the waters. if somebody manages to bust in, thats not so weird to explain. and hes surprised by the shock of black hair he finds under there. he doesnt know what he was expecting....but honestly, benrey looks, like, kind of nice like that. more like a person
im slightly obsessed with the idea of benrey just not even registering as a Real Guy, physically, to gordon, one that he could possibly be attracted to, until hes out of his work uniform.......like hes more of an icon of a person than anything up until that point. pure signifier. no substance
like......you know......the equivalent of how benreys HL model registers to 99% of people watching the series. sure, thats not necessarily anything youd register as "hot", most likely, but then u peel that away and its like........Oh
the model is the icon and the representation of the icon is the real
and gordon runs a hand thru benreys hair and tries out one of those shitty little smirks benrey likes to use on him and the effect is.......dizzying. is that him? is that what benrey really looks like to him?? he feels fuckin salacious doing this
he can even.........get his face up close to the mirror and really look at those teeth
run his tongue over them experimentally.......feel their sharp edges.......and, no, theyre not sharp like a knife, but they are definitely pointy. and surprisingly well-kept......hes never seen benrey brush his teeth before but clearly he must. theyre so smooth and slick under his fingertips
and then he flushes and drops his hand b/c hes getting some weird fucking thoughts right now........but looking back up at himself in the mirror and seeing benreys face all wide-eyed and red makes the issue worse
oh, you really like seeing him look like that, dont you. and gordons pissed b/c this isnt even his fucking brain but its still whispering the exact same neurotic, self-defeating shit at him that hes trying very hard to tamp down
and then he starts getting a little crazier. taking off the vest. he can explain that, no problem. its just kind of hot. heavy. he needed a breather! its normal. just in here to splash some water on his face and cool down, nothing wrong with that. but that just makes benreys shirt all the easier to access.......and he tugs the hem of it just a little higher and looks at himself in the mirror and runs a thumb over the curve of his stomach, where the hair is thickest, and he shivers
gordon freeman is deeply normal and would never get off to the sight of a guy with arms the size of his head tentatively dragging the hem of his shirt up, just for gordon to look at him closer
hands shaking from nerves as he decides to loosen his tie and start unbuttoning and he sees more and more hair-dusted skin and muscle and fat and a thin sheen of sweat reveal itself
> i could see gordon trying to tense and flex the muscles a bit just because hes normal
HE IS, AND HE WOULD
he doesnt know when "being horny b/c hes been pent up and edged for days and he just needs to get his rocks off real quick so he can be normal again" turned into "being horny b/c the way benrey looks under his uniform is scary good to him" but if he thinks about that too hard hes gonna have a panic attack
tells himself that its all just because he hasnt been able to get off. thats why hes thinking this shit. hell stop thinking it once he nuts
> hey this is a quick aside but yknwo how he talks to himself in third person sometimes? what if he does and then kinda does a mental double take at how his name sounds coming out of benreys mouth, with his voice. ok thats it goodbye
oh ym god thats making me go insane. doing it by accident and then.........saying it again. on purpose. just to hear benreys voice doing it
getting one knee hitched up onto the sink and leaning forward with his arm braced against the mirror and his forehead leaning on his arm and tugging benreys dick (no, idiot, thats your dick right now, stop thinking about it) and tentatively groaning out his own name and it comes out so hoarse and desperate that it punches him straight in the gut (too bad, hes thinking about it, he cant not think about it, not with the way he looks and sounds right now)
> remember in the series when benrey called him gordon one (1) time and he noticed immediately and was like..i think thats the first time youve called me by my name.
he looks so fucked out and slutty in that mirror that it almost makes him pass out
eyes darting like hes trying to commit every single detail of how he looks right now to memory (b/c he is. he fucking is. he wants to make benrey look like this so fucking bad. just for him. wreck him and get him flushed and sweaty and panting and moaning gordons name and jesus christ, okay, thats where his brains taking him. okay. cool)
hes dizzying himself thinking about it. he knows benreys hot for him by this point, theoretically. assuming his weird come-ons werent just jokes. benrey would probably let him do this to him. benrey would probably want him to touch his dick. gordon thinks about how good it might feel for his own hand to be on benreys dick and he cant get himself solidly into one headspace or another - hes gordon, hes benrey, he wants to touch, he wants to be touched, he wants to feel his own hand on this dick (and god, maybe he could. maybe he could ask. wouldnt that be crazy.)
benrey in gordons suit and gordons body and gordons face leaning over him, b/c fuck, he really is tall compared to benrey, hes figured that one out awful quick. and gordons (his) hand on his (benreys) dick and stroking him and leering down at him with those dark, dark eyes that dont even really look like his eyes, anymore, not with the way theyre shaded over, and hearing his (benreys) (his) voice moaning out his (gordons) (definitely gordons) name and all the little "pleases" and "thank yous" that he cant stop letting out b/c benreys voice was made for it, made to beg and whine and ask so nicely, and his heads spinning as he comes all over the fucking mirror and sink
> i wonder if this could be combine with the ideas that parts of the self or like mind is still a bit left behind if that makes sense, like with benrey also wanting this that part of the reason gordon wants to say those things
"do you want to fuck him or do you want to be him?" well my good bitch, perhaps you can have a little of both. welcome to my personal hell
hes never come so hard in his fucking life and the noise that rips out of him when he does, finally, after days of being jerked around (ha ha) makes his ears burn with shame
now if you really wanna go crazy. imagine that benreys up and walking around this whole time b/c being edged by his stupid broken suit is making it impossible for him to sleep, and he hears........all of this. stops and presses himself flat agains tthe wall to listen
he cant actually get into the bathroom to scare the shit out of gordon/offer to join in/etc, b/c this stupid flesh body of gordons cant even noclip, but he can press his ear to the door and. listen. and he can flush all the way down to his chest when he hears gordon in there, moaning out his own name with benreys voice
so thats what gordon wants him to do, huh. thats what hes thinking about.
poor benrey, tho. he gets to experience just a lick of the endless fucking suffering that gordon goes thru every single day just by being alive, and "the HEV suit trying and failing to suck him off to completion while his dick twitches against the hard metal of the interior every time gordon groans in there" is just one small part of it
anyway . see ya. my final message
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virgiltheanxious · 5 years
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Learning New Things About Ourselves (Evans notes)
WARNING THERE WILL BE SPOILERS FOR THE NEW SANDERS SIDES VIDEO
its been so long since ive done one of these omg
-”give me my shirt back!” crying i loved this
- i love the added credits!!
-also foti also worked on this that valid
-gjadskjg thomas cutting patton off was so cute
-this is 38 minutes long oh gee
-the content con-tent thing was very,,, good
-I LITERALLY SCREAMED AFTER “nothijg is different” AND PATTON MADE THAT FACE
-oh man roman i love you also THAT ADAM DRIVER LINE OH MY GOD YOU RIGHT ROMAN
-LOGAJ DOING THE HAND THING IS LITERALLY ME
-ROMAN HAS FLASHCARDS
-thats actually angsty oh no
-THEM BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL
-polyamsanders is cannon theyre all dads
-MY CHILD IS RETURNING
-i just orgot virgil WAS ALSO TOMAS,,,
- DAD THEME NICKNAME
-”oh when did virgil get here” tje way,,  that was said
-THE HIGH FIVE OH MY GOD SLDGHSD
-roman denying that he is insecure oh my god
-patton saying sanders sides is me too 
-why is everyone relatable
-oh my god patton giving everyone the toys to calm them down was,, great
-romans mona lisa dsdgojs
-uptown funking you up
-WITH THESE BARE HANDS AND THIS SWORD
-SAME SIZW EJDGFH
-LOGAN MADE A JOKE ABOUT ASDJGND FAULT LINE JFDF
-I WAS DRINKING WATER WHEN LOGAN SAID INTACT AND WET I ALMOST SPIT IT AT MY LAPTOP
-i love patton he looks so happy when logan praises him
-logans hat
-did virgil call roman honey im
-patton as a puppet scared me
-virgil calling roman extra is a mood
-everyone reacting to virgil being a puppet is me
-virgil as a puppet is me
-you make an as out of su and me was gr8
-logans face when he realized he hurt roman my heart uhurts
-patton constantly bursting into song is valid
-i feel like this is a big important video for logan
-like logan is always viewed as a robot and has a hard time with feelings and him hearing all of this is important
-”what is up your butt” “AN ARM” SKDGSD
-that little edit scene of logan asking thomas things was so cool holy crap
-virgil scares me by doung the ah ah ah things
-”im not a joke!” logan is making me cry this isnt okay
-THE SONG OH MY GPD THE SONG OJH YM GOS DHT ESONG THE SONG THE GSONGGGGG
-i love the SONG
-PATTON OPENING UPPLPPSD DSKOJGAS THE SONG THE AONG RHGE AIGN THE SING THE SONG THE SONG
-VRIGL SING?
-HE DO OH MY OD
-THE FUEEELINHG S 
- I JUST GOT A ;OT OF FEELINGS
-LOGAN SING (KINDA)
-THIS FUCKING MUSIC
- UM CRYJEGODSHGKL;FNHBDNHUTKIOL OIYS SO GOOD
- I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW
-EVERYONE TELLING ROMAN THAT WE KNOW HES HURTINJG
-CRYING I LOVE THE SONG
-cryin the roman/logan angst
-the soundtrack is literally so good what the heck
-viRGIL AND PATTON HUGGINH AND THEM THE DONT HUG ME IM SCARED JOKE
-THE SWITCHES BACK
-VIRGIL SMILING I LOVE MY BOY
-LOGAN BEOCMING  PUPPYET?? HE GONE DO IT
-IYS A REFERENCE LOGAN IRON GIANT LOGAN LOGAN IRON GIAN I LOVE IT OH MY GOD I=DFJHS
-LITERALLY THEYRE SO AMAZING AT THIS PUPPET STUFF
-ROMAN IS ADMITTING HE ISNT OKAY I LOVE
-LOGAN SUPPORTING ROMAN
-THE STRETCHY ARM
-THE STRETCHY ARM HIGH FIVE SKJDGSD
-THE ENDING WAS SO ADORABLE OH MY GOD
-ANNNDDDD HT ENEDCARD:
-OH MY GOD THYRE ON THEIR SIDES TOGETHER
-TOGETHERNESS OMG THATS SO CUTE IM CRUINGNGJDSNJGNSDHUGSKBHHFGFH
-I  LOVE,,.. THIS SO MUUHC
-PATTON MADE A CRACK AT THE WAIT OADNGSDG
-OVERALLL THE BEST VIDEO YET IM SO PROUD OF EVERYONE OH MY GOSHHHH
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dreamerology · 6 years
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anon…..…u asked for it heres 1.2k on Some of the reasons why i love minhyuk :(( 
oh my gosh i dont even know where to startdsjfgjdfj i guess i’ll talk abt what i was gonna talk abt the other night which is how minhyuk is literally made for the stage?????????????? he looks so Alive whenever hes on stage…..he just glows and hes so happy and ecstatic and his eyes sparkle a bit more and u can just tell how happy he is to be there!!!!!!!!! like the fancam of the rush comeback stage where he smile the whole time? GOOD SHIT!!!! u can just see how much he loves it!!! he gets like. Extra Confident when he’s performing……sometimes he just goes tf off,,,hes so dangerous he truly thrives on stage and i love it. i cant wait until they come to canada and minhyuk kills me behind a tim hortons
i cant believe im abt to expose myself but also i feel like i might have talk abt this before kskjdfhksjdhf do u wanna hear abt the worst thing thats ever happened to me and im never gonna be allowed to live it down?? so…….i associate minhyuk, the human personification of the sun, with the colour yellow ofc right….this took place like when the teasers for beautiful were dropping i went on a trip and i Cannot handle plane rides i get motion sickness nd claustrophobic mixed w the usual anxiety so its always a bad time. Anyways i had taken not only gravol (which my friend calls me a lightweight……half of one can knock me Out usually but it wasn’t working so i took a full one) but i also took ativan when i started to have a panic attack like half way through the flight…..I WAS SOOOO OUT OF IT THAT NIGHTJHSDJFH BUT so we got to the place we were staying and i go to my room and the bed sheets were yellow dsjfhdsfhj so i started texting my friend (who knows nothing abt kpop) abt how it was a sign and mh was watching over me dsfjhsdjfhkjhdfh bc clearly yellow = minhyuk. i passed out right after that i forgot everything abt that night until i got home like a week later and she brought it up and i had no memory of it djfshdjfhsjfhsdh that was months ago and she still teases me abt it i hate me dkhsdjhfkjhdfkhd
anyways minhyuk is the literal sun???? ? hes always positive and happy and just the complete opposite of me in every way tbh,,,,i just rly love that abt him like no matter how many things get him down hes able to get back up and try again and keep going and keep a positive attitude and i know ive said this before but he genuinely inspires me to be a better person…..like im such a pessimistic person but i wanna be able to be more positive and radiate warmth he Never fails to cheer me up like watching videos of him being bubbly nd happy makes me so happy!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope hes able to feel that happiness forever he deserves every second of it!!!! i feel like it has to be tiring being that positive for that long but somehow he does it and it amazes me??? his personality was the first thing to draw me too him….its true opposites attract
AND OH MY GOD HES SO CARING!!!!! like it sorta goes w the positive attitude but hes so observant of the others nd makes sure theyre ok and he’ll make sure theyre included nd hes just a pillar of support for them!!!!!!!!!!!! i love family!!!!! i remember wonho saying he wasnt confident enough in himself and he didn’t feel comfortable unless minhyuk was next to him :((((( and half the time he  wouldnt even have to say anything minhyuk would be the first to approach him and ask if he was ok nd offer comfort and :(( it just makes my heart rly warm. like he makes sure hes there for the others and makes sure theyre comfortable enough to approach him and is just there to love and support them… i love a caring man :((( reason number 3532 why minhyuk makes me want to b a better person!!!!
also i absolutely adore how goofy he is sjfhksjdfhjdsdf hes like literally a 5 yr old……what a fool i love him. one of the things in the beginning that i found rly…..endearing??? thats not the right word but i can’t rly think of it rn is that fuckigndsfjhs dolphin noise/high pitched squeal he makes when he gets rly excited sdkfhskjdfh s like its????? So Cute idk why its also hilarious and literally never fails to make me laugh but….yeah i love it hes so weird. and yeah hes smart but that boy can say some of the Dumbest shit dskfjhdkjfhksdhfjh anyways im gonna just leave it at that for now but yeah. hes so funnie he always makes me laugh and cheers me up!!!
i saved the best for last (not that this is a complete list but….i doubt anyones actually gonna read all this to begin w so….ill shut up after this but. this is my fave thing abt him i think) I COULD RLY TALK ABT THIS FOR HOURS BUT. his voice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh ym god my favorite sound it the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (mayb only second to his laugh which. Dont even get me started i could write an another entire essay just on his laugh n smile) ANYWAYS HIS VOICE…it was the first one i was able to pick out when i first got into mx. its rly distinct and its just. So Calming to listen to?????? like idk if its weird but a lot of the time if im rly anxious or cant sleep i’ll just listen to some of his solo vlives…..like his voice is rly pretty and i could listen to him talk for hours. he can be so Loud sometimes but it can also b rly soft when hes not yellingjghjshdjfh and no offence but he’s rly got the prettiest singing voice too…..not 2 b biased but hes got the best voice in mx?????? god idk if its bc im fuck deep in l*ve but lately whenever one of his lines comes on it just knocks the breath out of me!!!!!!!!!! i just,,,,immediately start tearing tf up whenever i hear his voice now!!!!!!!!! hes improved so much its so crazy to hear??? like rewatching no mercy u can just Hear how much his vocals has improved…like he was good back then but now!!!!!!!! holy fuck i love a man hes so talented and hes got the most beautiful voice in the world. also in this vlive when he was just singing along or humming it after without the lyrics……i love a man my heart is so warm nd soft hes so cute :((
this isnt even half of it i didn’t talk abt his smile or his laugh!!!!!! or how cute his ears are or how much he loves mbb or how cute he looks in a hat or glasses or how humble he is or how full of love he is and how he never misses a chance to shower his members in love :(( hes so sweet i love him so big im gonna shut up and go now i cant believe i just wrote 1.2k on why i love lee minhyuk the Actual Angel instead of writing my paperdsfjdhsjfs it b like that sometimes
if u actually read all this sappy rambling………id die for u
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andystanberg · 7 years
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~ still not gay ~
Word Count: 2 800
Genre: chat fic, coming out, coming to terms with sexuality, humour
Pairing(s): phan, tiny mention of kickthestickz
Warnings: swearing, so many spelling/grammar mistakes (all on purpose as it’s a chat fic), mentioned homophobia, sexual humour (not a lot)
Summary:
crabstickzzz has added PJ to the chat. PJ: what? dannyboy: chris and co. think im gay
A/N Shout out to the (formerly) ~ still not gay ~ chat, thanks for not believing I was straight. (Loosely based off my own unconventional coming out.)
AUGUST 12TH
dan is gay
crabstickzzz has added PJ to the chat.
PJ: what?
dannyboy: chris and co. think im gay
PJ: you are.
crabstickzzz: SUCK IT HOWELL
LouiseP: Chris, Dan clearly isn’t ready for blowjobs yet.
dannyboy: IM NOT GAY
PJ: sure.
crabstickzzz: wat about ur crush on phil
AmazingPhil: His what now
dannyboy: i dont have a crush on phil
PJ: sure.
dannyboy: im straight guys cmon
PJ has changed the chat name to dan is in denial and gay.
dannyboy: oh for fucks sake
dannyboy: seriously guys im 100% sure im straight
PJ: sure.
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AUGUST 15TH
dan is in denial and gay
AmazingPhil: Why is the name always about Dan
LouiseP: This group chat is dedicated to whether or not Dan is gay. And memes.
crabstickzzz: thats all we talk about so theres no point in creating another
PJ: i’ve been in this group chat for two days and it’s true.
dannyboy: why does it matter what i am
crabstickzzz: bc u wont admit ur gay! we r teaching u to love and accept urself 4 who u r!!!
dannyboy: bullshit
AmazingPhil: Maybe we should lay off Dan a bit
dannyboy: thank you filip
AmazingPhil: Never mind please continue
dannyboy changed the chat name to i hate you all
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Private chat between dannyboy and AmazingPhil.
AmazingPhil: You’re not mad, are you?
dannyboy: no
AmazingPhil: Sure?
dannyboy: its fine. theyre joking and having fun. i just dont get why they care so much about my sexuality though
AmazingPhil: Maybe Crabstickzzz and PJ have a crush on you and Louise is trying to wingman both???
dannyboy: yeah right. can you imagine?
AmazingPhil: You never know
dannyboy: for starters, nobody has, or ever had, or ever will have a crush on me, and secondly, crabstickzzz and pj are dating
AmazingPhil: WHAT? WHEN? HOW?
dannyboy: well i dont know for sure but cmon
AmazingPhil: Oh good. I thought I had missed their big reveal
AmazingPhil: Also don’t be so sure about the crush thing
dannyboy: what? who has a crush on me?!
dannyboy: PHIL LESTER ANSWER ME
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NOVEMBER 20TH
i hate you all
dannyboy: GUYS OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THE PIC ZAC EFRON JUST POSTED
LouiseP: Who’s Zack?
PJ: oh boy.
dannyboy: HOW DARE YOU! ZAC**** IS THE ACTOR OF TROY BOLTON AKA MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
AmazingPhil: I JUST SAW IT TOO HE LOOKS SO GOOD
dannyboy: I KNOW RIGHT?????
LouiseP: daNIEL
PJ: HAH KNEW IT.
dannyboy: what
crabstickzzz: ur not good at being straight, my friend
dannyboy: oh come on! i may be straight but im not BLIND!
PJ: sure.
dannyboy: phil back me up!
AmazingPhil: Dan has a point.
crabstickzzz: spoil sport
crabstickzzz has kicked AmazingPhil from the chat.
dannyboy: OI
LouiseP: Chris, add him back in.
crabstickzzz: fineeee only cause ur scary
crabstickzzz has added AmazingPhil to the chat.
dannyboy has changed the chat name to welcome back fil.
AmazingPhil has changed the chat name to chris sucks.
dannyboy: i second that
crabstickzzz: wat did i do???
PJ: you’re really asking yourself that?
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NOVEMBER 25TH
chris sucks
LouiseP: It’s been five days are you all dea?
crabstickzzz: yep im so dea
LouiseP: Oh shut up, like you can talk.
PJ: he never stops talking. don’t encourage him, for my sake.
crabstickzzz: do not
AmazingPhil: Do too
PJ: do too.
dannyboy: do too
crabstickzzz: alright i get it
LouiseP: Do too.
LouiseP: Whoops.
crabstickzzz: watevr
crabstickzzz: so dan have u figured out that ur gay yet
dannyboy: for the last time, im like 99% sure im straight
PJ: that’s 1% less than last time.
crabstickzzz: progress!!!
dannyboy: no its just that if evan peters wanted to fuck me, i wouldnt say no
LouiseP: Hardly anyone would.
dannyboy: see? it doesnt prove anything
AmazingPhil: well…
dannyboy: I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE
PJ: welcome to the dark side.
AmazingPhil: I just go for whatever side is winning! Can’t blame a man for surviving
dannyboy: thats not the saying
AmazingPhil: It is now!
dannyboy: weve been over this! you cant steal sayings and try to change them
AmazingPhil: I just did
dannyboy: why am i friends with you
crabstickzzz: bc u like him
dannyboy changed the chat name to ~ still not gay ~.
PJ: sure.
LouiseP: You say that a lot.
PJ: it’s because it’s needed. if dan didn’t deny the blatantly obvious, i wouldn’t have to be sarcastic all the time.
crabstickzzz: dont lie to urself
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NOVEMBER 27TH
~ still not gay~
dannyboy: oh my god oh m y god
AmazingPhil: What?!
dannyboy: fcukin evan peters in ahs
AmazingPhil: ARE YOU WATCHING WITHOUT ME
dannyboy: maybe…
AmazingPhil: BETRAYAL
crabstickzzz: gayyyyyy
dannyboy: fuck off let me have this chris
PJ: yeah chris, fuck off.
dannyboy: thanks pj
PJ: it’s okay. also...
dannyboy: what
PJ: gayyyyy.
AmazingPhil: Okay but Dan has a point
LouiseP: True!
dannyboy: phil and louise are my only friends
crabstickzzz: danyul they both like guys doesnt that say something
dannyboy: psh whatever
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DECEMBER 25TH
~ still not gay ~
dannyboy: ugh im stuck with sucky wifi away from home :(
AmazingPhil: Aw! Does that mean no skype tonight?
dannyboy: im using my data rn and its so slow, skype would be a nightmare. sorry phil
AmazingPhil: I’ll see you when you get back, then.
dannyboy: yeah :)
crabstickzzz: ugh stop flirting
PJ: yeah, get your own chat.
LouiseP: I think it’s cute.
dannyboy: yeah okay im leaving
PJ: he didn’t deny the flirting part though.
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JANUARY 1ST
~ still not gay ~
dannyboy: new years and no one to kiss wow what a surprise
AmazingPhil: My offer still stands ;)
LouiseP: WAIT, WHAT OFFER?!
crabstickzzz: yeah wat offer
PJ: is no one gonna..?
PJ: okay fine I guess I’ll have to do it.
PJ: gayyyyyyy
AmazingPhil: I wish
dannyboy: keep dreaming philly ;)
LouiseP: I ship it.
PJ: join the club.
dannyboy: can anybody read what the title of this chat is
crabstickzzz: we can we just dont care
PJ: the only reason no one has changed it is because of its irony.
-
JANUARY 12TH
Private chat between dannyboy and AmazingPhil
dannyboy: ahH EVAN PETERS
AmazingPhil: Dan are you sure you’re not gay
dannyboy: well i mean i have liked girls before so even if i did like guys i wouldnt be gay
AmazingPhil: Bi?
dannyboy: maybe idk
dannyboy: but anyway EVAN PETERS
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JANUARY 16TH
~ still not gay ~
dannyboy: this chat is so quiet
AmazingPhil: For the first time in forever
dannyboy: did you literally just reference Frozen
LouiseP: What’s wrong with Frozen?!
AmazingPhil: Yeah Dan what’s wrong with Frozen
PJ: he probably thinks its gay lmao.
crabstickzzz: dans literally the epitome of no homo
dannyboy: wow what a big word you used there chris
dannyboy: do you even know what it means
dannyboy: also i’ll have you know i have proudly never said no homo
AmazingPhil: I’ve tested that ;)
PJ: WOAH WHAT DID PHIL JUST MAKE A DIRTY JOKE?
LouiseP: PHIL, I THOUGHT I RAISED YOU TO BE A GOOD CHILD.
crabstickzzz: DAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM
dannyboy: wouldnt you like to know
crabstickzzz: wht te h fcuk
PJ: … GAYYYYYYY.
LouiseP: I second that.
AmazingPhil: I hope that
dannyboy: that doesnt make sense
PJ: okay, straight boy, he meant ‘fil hopes you’re gay, as in attracted to boys, no “no homo”’.
dannyboy: im not an idiot
crabstickzzz: debateble
dannyboy: debatable* dumbass
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JANUARY 30TH
~ still not gay ~
dannyboy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL MY BEST FRIEND
LouiseP: Happy birthday! Wow, January went by quickly.
dannyboy: yeah can you believe that Phil Lester created January and the world was so hyped for his birthday it sped up time
PJ: oh my god, guys, holy shit.
crabstickzzz: what
PJ: DAN DIDN’T TALK ABOUT HOW BIRTHDAYS ARE A STEP CLOSER TO DEATH. AM I ALIVE?
crabstickzzz: hoLY FUCK UR RIGHT
LouiseP: Dan, you feeling okay?
dannyboy: jeez sorry for wishing my friend a happy birthday
AmazingPhil: I thought it was sweet
crabstickzzz: yeah we get it u love each other
PJ: they’re so cute but so gross.
dannyboy: i dont like phil cmon guys
AmazingPhil: I thought we had something :( you even forgot to talk about the inevitability of death for me :((((
PJ: hey, at least he didn’t say he doesn’t like guys or reference the chat name.
-
FEBRUARY 3RD
~ still not gay ~
dannyboy: ugh people suck
AmazingPhil: What happened?
dannyboy: nothing
PJ: sure.
LouiseP: You can tell us, Dan.
crabstickzzz: as long as its not blackmail worthy bc in that case dont be so sure
LouiseP: Chris.
crabstickzzz: i was joking, ofc he can tell us
dannyboy: nvm, i said it was nothing
-
Private chat between dannyboy and AmazingPhil
AmazingPhil: Seriously what happened
dannyboy: one of my old friends from uni keeps asking me when im getting a girlfriend or making jokes about my lack of love life every time he sees me and im sick of it
AmazingPhil: You’ve complained about him before and it you never seemed too bothered
dannyboy: yeah well…
AmazingPhil: ?
dannyboy: i know it shouldnt bother me but this time when i tried to ignore all of his questions about getting a girlfriend or whatever he said “you’re gonna turn gay and be alone”
dannyboy: like i know gay isnt an insult but at the same time it bugs me? is that wrong?
AmazingPhil: I don’t think so. Maybe it was just that he said something like that in the first place
dannyboy: maybe… or like some internalised homophobia idk i feel shitty
dannyboy: im just so tired of everyone asking me when im gonna get a relationship
dannyboy: my mum has been making hints at it lately
AmazingPhil: I love your mum but everyone should back off
dannyboy: this is cheesy but you’re the best
AmazingPhil: No problem <3
dannyboy: <3
-
FEBRUARY 4TH
~ still not gay ~
dannyboy: youll all be happy to know that i almost accidentally kissed a guy today
crabstickzzz: o H YM GOD DANYUL WELCOME TO THE GAY SIDE
dannyboy: a l m o s t + a c c i d e n t a l l y
PJ: sure.
dannyboy: i thought you had stopped with the sarcastic sures
PJ: keep dreaming, howell.
crabstickzzz: shut up time for the important qs
crabstickzzz: was it fil
LouiseP: Please for the love of god let it be Phil.
AmazingPhil: Let what be me
dannyboy: they’re freaking out over the almost kiss
AmazingPhil: Oh! Sorry guys, it wasn’t me
crabstickzzz: NOOOOOOOOO
PJ: sure.
LouiseP: Liesssssssssssssss.
dannyboy: it was this cute guy who ive been friends with for a while and we were messing around and whispering in each others ears to waste time during some meeting that was probably important and i turned just as he was whispering something and our lips almost touched
dannyboy: we jumped back just in time
PJ: there was so much gay in that that I can’t even form a coherent reason as to why it was gay.
AmazingPhil: Can you believe that Dan cheated on me :(((((()(09()
crabstickzzz: CUTE GUY? WHISPERING IN EARS? HOWL U R GAY OK
PJ: good news, chris just said my reasons for me.
LouiseP: Who’s the lucky guy?
dannyboy: first of all, weve been over this. i know when someone is cute, guy or girl. second of all, we were whispering creepy stuff like “mayonnaise” to try and freak each other out and third of all, not telling because id know you guys would stalk him
AmazingPhil: I know who it is ;)
PJ: i bet it’s phil.
dannyboy: nope. i said CUTE guy
AmazingPhil: HEY!
dannyboy: kidding. but no, it wasnt phil
-
FEBRUARY 8TH
~ still not gay ~
LouiseP: Alright, for today we put a halt on the usual Dan is gay discourse.
dannyboy: thank you friend
PJ: why? did someone die?
crabstickzzz: BREAKING TRADITION IS NOT ALLWD!!!
LouiseP: Shush, let me talk about a cute guy I saw today.
LouiseP: Anyway how do I ask him out?
AmazingPhil: Wait until Valentines and anonymously get him a rose.
dannyboy: ask him out or let your feelings pile up and watch him inevitably move on because you’re too scared to make a move
PJ: talk to him on the internet until you become best friends and be gay oops i meant straight for each other.
crabstickzzz: love poems via mysterious skype calls no one gets to know the contents of
LouiseP: The last two are unrealistic. Who talks to a stranger on the internet??? Stanger danger!1!!1!
dannyboy: fil i think theyre picking on us
AmazingPhil: Fair enough
dannyboy: YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE
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FEBRUARY 11TH
~ still not gay ~
dannyboy: i cant wait to get nothing on valentines
LouiseP: Same.
AmazingPhil: Same
PJ: same.
crabstickzzz: sam
crabstickzzz: samr*
crabstickzzz: SAME****
dannyboy: this chat is so depressing
dannyboy: also learn how to spell
crabstickzzz: np
crabstickzzz: no*
-
FEBRUARY 13TH
~ still not gay ~
dannyboy changed the chat name to ~ not gay, but bi ~
crabstickzzz: I KNEW IR
dannyboy: shush
crabstickzzz: I FCUKIGN KNEWS IT
dannyboy: you saw nothing
crabstickzzz: YOURE BI
dannyboy: i was right about not being gay though
crabstickzzz: BUT I KNEW YOU WERENT STRAIGHT
PJ: WOAH WOAH WAIT WHAT’S HAPPENIGN OH MT FGDPL.
LouiseP: PJ ISN’T USING FULL STOPS!!! HE’S BROKEN!
LouiseP: DAN, YOU’VE BROKEN ALL OF US!!!
dannyboy: I SAID I WAS 99% SURE I WAS STRAIGHT
crabstickzzz: I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG
dannyboy: NO YOU THOUGHT I WAS GAY
dannyboy: WE WERE ALL WRONG
PJ: S T I L L.
AmazingPhil: This is so amusing
LouiseP: WHY ISN’T PHIL JOINING OUR FREAKING OUT?!
dannyboy: … might have came out already yesterday maybe haha dont kill me
PJ: WHAT?
crabstickzzz: FUK U FIL AND DANYUL
LouiseP: AND YOU’RE ONLY TELLING US NOW??????
dannyboy: yeah well coming out to phil was the first time ive ever done it so it was a little emotionally exhausted and i shook so much that i needed to recharge
AmazingPhil: He was so nervous but I’m proud of him
PJ: yeah, same.
LouiseP: I second that!
crabstickzzz: I FUCKING NKEW TOU WERE GAY
AmazingPhil: I thought we had gotten past this bit
dannyboy: chris, read the new name. im still not gay, just extremely bi
crabstickzzz: sry but i cant believe ur finally coming out
LouiseP: If you don’t mind me asking, what made you realise you were bi?
dannyboy: it all started with this one guy in high school who was so fucking hot and i had like a teensy bit of a crush on him and omg he was so pretty and one time i saw him literally leaning against a wall with his hair messed up and i died
dannyboy: i thought it was a one-time thing and i wasnt really sure if it counted considering ive only ever been attracted to girls before that, but recently ive just come to terms with that and the other thing
crabstickzzz: WHICH IS
dannyboy: nnnnnnnothing
PJ: sure.
AmazingPhil: Ha you guys aren’t on best friend level, so of course you don’t know
crabstickzzz: r00d
dannyboy: dont worry he doesnt know either, hes just being a little shit
AmazingPhil: Love you too
LouiseP: Can you imagine how much we would’ve freaked out over Phil’s message in August?
PJ: seasons change and people do too, apparently.
-
FEBRUARY 14TH
~ not gay, but bi ~
dannyboy: [image attached] someone sent me this chocolate rose with a note saying “- Voldemort” i wonder who that could be??!?!?
PJ: yeah, can anyone think of a super pale nerd who likes Harry Potter almost as much as Dan does and knows where he lives??? I’m coming up blank!!!1!!
LouiseP: Awwww, that’s so sweet!
crabstickzzz: barf
AmazingPhil: Thanks Louise I spent 2 whole pounds on it
dannyboy: spending so much for his boyfriend ew sap stop wasting money
PJ: bOYFRIEND?
crabstickzzz: WAIT I THOUGHT U 2 WERE JUST BEING WEIRD AND PLATONIC COUPLEY LIKE U ALWAYS R AND UR TELLING ME UR DATING
AmazingPhil: It turns out that the “other thing” Dan mentioned was him liking me
dannyboy: and also staring at his lips whenever he talks to me and thinkingaboutkissingthemmaybehah
LouiseP: CONGRATS, GUYS!
PJ: this is like my OTP.
crabstickzzz: *teenage girl voice* OH MY GOD MY OTP
dannyboy: lets leave before they start being weird
AmazingPhil: They’re our friends, don’t worry so much
crabstickzzz: so like did your first kiss involve tongue or
AmazingPhil: Yeah, bye.
crabstickzzz: he didnt say no
LouiseP: cHRIS.
dannyboy: if you must know, it involved NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
dannyboy has left the chat.
AmazingPhil has left the chat.
PJ: …there was definitely tongue.
LouiseP: Agreed.
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rvderisms-blog · 7 years
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hi its ROSIE AGAIN after kaylin begged me for like 40 years i brought back ym mans ryder
SO his mom became addicted to drugs when he was a toddler and his siblings were older (if any1 wanna apply for them hmu) and his dad was always working aka having an affair w his ASSISTANT  and never came home most of the time so he didnt notice
his older siblings teachers noticed that the kids were being neglected so cps was called and they were pulled from mom and put into foster care
they were all separated and shit so bye bye fam
RYDER WAS LIKE A LIL KID AT THIS TIME AND HE WAS PUT INTO A SHITTY HOME WHERE BOTH THE PARENTS HAD TOO MANY KIDS TO HANDLE AND ABUSED THEM 
the dad was always like “YALL DONT DESERVE TO HAVE A HOME WE’RE SAINTS FOR TAKING YOU GUYS IN” and it got to him so he now purposely tries to get kicked out bc he thinks he DONT DESERVE A HOME BIH
he was sent to hearts & homes bc his social worker was like boi!!!!!!!!!!! ya gotta stop but he wants to LEAVE bc thats just him
literally the confused emoji
he thinks hes deadass stupid bc of his foster parents so he doesnt apply himself in school but hes SMART AS HELL GANG
kind of niave??????? isnt in w the kids these days hes lowkey a grandpa
hes NEW ASF SO LOVE HIM
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possumcorpse · 7 years
Conversation
The Omegle Chat in its entirety
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: M
You: f
You: how are you?
Stranger: good
Stranger: kik?
You: what do u write about?
Stranger: wats ur kik?
You: why?
Stranger: youre cool
You: dude what do u write??
You: you dont know anything about me yet lol
Stranger: yeah but from this convo so far
Stranger: I can tell you're cool
You: the convo barely started bro
Stranger: you're a guy?
You: what?
Stranger: are you a guy?
You: no
You: are you a guy?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: so there shouldn't be friction between you and I
You: but ur not talking about writing
which is what the tag is about
Stranger: im a writer
You: and what do you write?
Stranger: i write for new york times
Stranger: you?
You: i write novels
Stranger: show me
You: i havent published any yet im working on ym first one
You: its about two girls, one a demon princess and the other an angel, falling in love
Stranger: it seems like a dichotomy representing your personality
You: how so
Stranger: if you don't understand then you're dumb
You: i understand what it means dude lol
You: youre the dumbass
Stranger: don't
Stranger: call me that
You: are you fucking triggered dude?
Stranger: I will slit your throat
Stranger: No, I wont
Stranger: but metaphorically
You: dude thats fucking brutal and very illegal for someone who claims to work for the new york times lol
Stranger: I said metaphorically
Stranger: And what's up with you and the word dude
Stranger: you need to chill
Stranger: that's sus
You: boiiii west coast represent
You: dude you need to chill tf out
Stranger: you're from arizona
Stranger: stfu about west coast
You: dude bruh
You: what makes u say arizona lol
Stranger: You seem like you crossed the border and while jumping the fence you hit your head
Stranger: And people who hit their head usually go to Arizona
Stranger: that's why everyone from there is dumb
You: lol dude trying to get my graduates rn
You: dumbass
Stranger: chill
Stranger: why are you triggered
Stranger: how old are you?
You: triggered means to be reminded of a bad memory, like ptsd
im more of pissed that you, a "writer for the new york times" is trying to get my kik and shit lol
Stranger: yeah why not
Stranger: breaking the glass ceiling
You: 24
Stranger: which state
You: told you
You: west coast
california boi
Stranger: go hide in your safe space
Stranger: because when im done with you
Stranger: youll need to take cover
Stranger: and no wall can save you
You: theres no fucking wall in california dude
Stranger: calexit
Stranger: dude
Stranger: you're dumb
You: thats not even a wall
Stranger: why are Californians so dumb
You: youre the dumbass lol
Stranger: you're*
You: dude
i spelled it correctly lol
Stranger: you're boring me now
You: and also calexit isnt even a wall
Stranger: i'll give you 2 minutes
You: i'll give u head
Stranger: deal
Stranger: but you're gay
You: who said im gay?
Stranger: You say dude all the time
Stranger: And only guys say that
You: that doesnt mean im gay
Stranger: and since you say it all the time
Stranger: you're now gay
You: but im not a guy dude lol
You: you dont know anything about the fucking west lol
Stranger: STOP SAYING DUDE
Stranger: you sound like a dyke
Stranger: and there's no excuse for it
Stranger: not even the west side excuse
Stranger: you're not in a gang
Stranger: you're weak
You: what excuse
Stranger: and you eat meat
You: what the fuck dude lol dumbass
You: that has nothing to do with anything whatsoever
You: i just wanted to know what you write about
Stranger: stop being offended
Stranger: no need to call me a dumbass
You: you're the offended one lol
Stranger: let's have a civilized conversation
Stranger: you moron
Stranger: Now come here and give me head
You: yes, a civilized conversation, and then call me a moron
You: i'll give you a decapitated head lol
Stranger: you're despicable
You: so are you
Stranger: I write for the NYT
Stranger: and ill be writing about this
You: sure you will
Stranger: dont question my authority
You: proof u write for the nyt?
Stranger: you need to bow down
You: you have literally no authority whatsoever
You: youre a journalist, not a cop dumbass
Stranger: I am a cop as well
Stranger: writing for nyt on the side
Stranger: you don't know shit
Stranger: now bow down to the almighty
You: what rank are you
Stranger: private
You: you said ur a cop lol
Stranger: you're stupid for asking that question
You: not in the military
You: private isnt a rank in the police force dumbass
Stranger: you're a stupid graduate student
Stranger: you don't think i know?
You: then whyd you say youre a private?
Stranger: you moron
Stranger: now give me your kik
You: *you're
Stranger: I want to talk to you on there
You: whoopsies
You: *you're a
You: there you go
you're a moron btw
You: dumbass
Stranger: you moron is used in relaxed lexicons across the US
Stranger: stop frontin
Stranger: you moron
Stranger: it's informal speech, moron
You: boi so ur a fabled cop and a journalist? a cop who doesnt have a rank whatsoever? and no authority for being in the press? as well as misunderstanding everything about the west coast, that calexit supposedly has a wall, and making death threats to me?
You: fucking dumbass lol
Stranger: you're so ignorant
Stranger: it's baffling
You: how am i ignorant?
Stranger: you're a guy
Stranger: from arizona
Stranger: who's pretending to be a girl
Stranger: not 24
You: dude
im a girl
Stranger: not in grad school
Stranger: you're pathetic
You: youre the fuckin dumbass here lol
Stranger: stop calling me that
You: you live in your moms basement?
Stranger: Yes
You: lemme guess
Stranger: why does that matter?
You: you consider yourself a "nice guy", get friendzoned all the time, get turned on by even touching a dudes shoulder, dont work as a cop or for the new york times, watch my little pony and jack off to your mom lol
Stranger: stop with the reflection
Stranger: you need to see a therapist
You: why would i need to see a therapist
Stranger: ok you're really dumb
Stranger: why are you so dumb?
Stranger: why are you so pathetic?
Stranger: why are you a moron
Stranger: ?
You: why are you so desperate?
Stranger: why do you like to suck black dick?
Stranger: why do you eat meat?
You: who ever said i like dick?
Stranger: you ain't a lesbo
You: why do you make so many assumptions?
You: why are you so ignorant?
You: why are you so pathetic? weak? a dumbass desperate for "love"?
Stranger: because im human
Stranger: you're a dyke
You: and im human as well lol
Stranger: no
Stranger: you're a dyke
You: no im a human dumbass
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: listen child
Stranger: you're a dyke
You: you're misogynistic as well, i see
Stranger: that's not misogynistic
You: and racist, and facist
i bet you like dick dude
Stranger: are you retarded?
Stranger: fascist*
You: Well, are you?
Stranger: you really are dumb
You: How am I the dumb one when you, a "writer for the NYT" doesn't know anything about the west coast, despite the fact that they're supposed to know a lot of the news happening in the country, or even worldwide?
You: What kind of part-time journalist and cop lives in their mother's basement?
Stranger: you know that argument is bs
Stranger: just stop
You: What kind of dumbass are you?
Stranger: ever watched everybody loves raymond?
Stranger: are you dumb?
Stranger: yes, yes you are
You: A special one? You were in the special ed classes?
Stranger: don't deny it
You: dude i bet you flunked high school lol
Stranger: I did
Stranger: but you're dumb
You: You flunked high school and IM the dumb one?
Stranger: how does it feel that a high school drop out is smarter than you?
Stranger: you're dumb
You: You didn't know anything about police rankings, or anything about Calexit, as well as saying I live in Arizona despite the fact I've told you multiple times I'm in N. California.
You're the dumb one dude
Stranger: stop stop stop
Stranger: you're a child
Stranger: from sacramento
Stranger: don't you dare call me dumb
Stranger: you are a moron
You: I thought I lived in Arizona, according to your statements?
Stranger: and you eat rotten vegetables
Stranger: and worse of all you're not a human
Stranger: how does it feel?
You: It feels fantastic dude
Stranger: don't say dude
Stranger: you dyke
You: Dude, why?
Stranger: because you're a dyke
Stranger: and dykes aren't humans
Stranger: so you cant use these words
You: dude
go otuside and face reality
You: outside i mean
You: You really must be desperate for a lesbian's kik then
Stranger: im not
Stranger: when did you see me ask for you're kik
You: then why were you asking?
Stranger: you're also a liar
You: *your ;)
Stranger: liar liar
Stranger: you're*
You: "You: then whyd you say youre a private?
Stranger: you moron
Stranger: now give me your kik"
Stranger: You're really dumb
You: "Stranger: kik?
You: what do u write about?
Stranger: wats ur kik?"
Stranger: Stop it dyke
You: How am I lying, dumbass?
Stranger: don't lie
Stranger: do not lie you puta
You: dude scroll up and youll see the evidence lol
Stranger: you're tarnishing dykes reputation
You: and look how far we've come
very far to be very respected
how am i tarnishing it by being smarter than someone who dropped out of high school?
Stranger: you're also boring
Stranger: how can you find lov
You: So are you!
Stranger: love
Stranger: you're boring me
You: I have a gf ;)
Stranger: imagine your partner
Stranger: i doubt it
Stranger: you dyke
You: Too bad you'll never find love lol
Stranger: you have a cow gf
You: Yep! thicc af dude lol
Stranger: don't
Stranger: donnnn't
You: Sucks for you lol
Stranger: you cow lover
Stranger: do you go to the farm
Stranger: and find a cow of your choice
Stranger: ?
You: Ironically, my cousin's a farmer
so while i dont get a cow of my choice i do find them a bit cute
Stranger: stop it
Stranger: you're a cow lover
You: what's wrong with liking animals?
Stranger: you like to put a strap on
Stranger: and fuck them
Stranger: that takes it to another level
You: You must like that, eh horsefucker?
Stranger: don't
Stranger: you like to fuck cows
Stranger: and then use the offspring for meat
You: i like to fuck my girlfriend lol
Stranger: who's a ow
Stranger: cow*
You: well yeh she's a fucking animal lover dude lol
Stranger: no she is an animal
Stranger: she's a cow
Stranger: of course she likes you
Stranger: you dyke
You: you're a dumbass lol
You: well dude, you're boring me now
Stranger: go to sleep
You: so suck a dick and get a life dude, see ya later dumbass
Stranger: you've been boring me
You: sure i have ;)
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