#THATS WHY WE SELL THEM

[arsenicflame]

since we all appear to be talking about izzy 'calling the police' on stede id like to offer my silly little two cents:

its not like the navy wasn't actively looking for him anyway??????

at most, izzys actions sped up badminton catching up with stede, but its made very clear that badminton wanted Stede dead well before this, and was willing to use whatever he could to find him- whos to say jackie wouldnt have cut a deal on her own? that any other pirate thats seen them being unsubtle in a port wouldn't take the opportunity to make a quick buck over a guy who is Nobody and holds no influence that could lead to any consequences for them?

in reality izzy is probably the only person who would receive negative repercussions to selling out stede, given his personal connection with ed- any other pirate would probably have gotten away unscathed, anonymous. they likely wouldnt have even been present like izzy was. izzy had personal stakes, anyone else would have taken the money and ran

the way i see it, with or without izzy the events of episode 10 probably would have happened in some degree, izzy just expedited the timeline

#like ok. i dont exactly support izzys actions but i honestly dont see it as that big of a deal??? to our characters i mean #idk i just. its a dick move!! but i struggle to see it as any more than that #its the actions of a desperate man who made a stupid decision to get his.... ed. out of what he saw as a bad situation #whether it is or not i cant say! but you cant deny ed drastically changed in the time he was on the revenge #in a way that could be concerning from the outside #(i saw a good post kinda comparing it to your friend ending up in a cult and. yeah. excellent description from an outside perspective) #idk theres a lot of. undertones in the way people say 'calling the police' and also they always say ed too and its like. no! izzy tried to #get ed out of there! he set the navy on everyone BUT ed. and its not like the navy really cared about the crew. only stede #i am not the person to talk about why 'calling the cops' is a bad take but the posts are out there. ive seen them. #izzy did what hundreds of pirates did to save their own hide- including hornigold himself (but honestly that was worse because he actively #turned hunter. not just a guy with a tip) #also side historic note that uhh. the navy was casually in Nassau. what exactly was the situation there??? was shit occurring. w #we know it did in history #idk #nyxtalks #ofmd #izzy hands #israel hands #spanish jackie 🤝 izzy: girlbosses for selling stede out to the British/Spanish for their own gain #idk i think thats the one thing he did 'wrong' but ita still very sympathetic to me #its not like izzy dibbed in a guy nobody cared about #'hey hey ill sell you information about this pirate please let me sell you information' ' i mean i guess we are supposed to be doing that' #badminton had an active vendetta against stede and kinda seemed like. he would stop at nothing to get him??? #given. the whole 'id rather let blackbeard go and kill Stede than take a huge pirate into custody' thing

[sporesgalaxy]

ok so you know how in my elaborate dp rewrite with silence alexander, that is constantly teetering on the edge of being its own thing, I wanted to add witches? <- hasnt talked about this in months. well good news I just solved witches

#PACTS!!! DUH!!!!!!!!!! and thatd be why it was presumed to be selling ur soul to the devil bc it does kinda look like it lol #BAESICALLY . if you can convince a ghost to do it they can give u some of their power but this also gives them some control over u #i dont have all the details figured out yet but before JUST NOW my only idea was like. channeling energy from the ghost zone which was mid #and i wanted to make sam a witch and THIS makes there be a PAYOFF for sam OBVIOUSLY ENVYING DANNYS SUPERPOWERS #bc when the gang finds out abt this she has an excuse to be all DANNY SHARE SUPERPOWERS WITH US BRO. WE R A TEAM. #I was thinking maybe ur trading chunks of ur soul #regardless of the logistics i think the five/take will be that a person gets Powers preportional to how much control a ghost has over them #so like if you make a deal to take only a little power and ur ghost patron gets pissed at u they can make ur life miserable but not kill u #whereas if you take a lotta power and piss off ur patron ur kinda screwed. possibly partly possessed. #omgggggg this could make exorcism a mechanic...twirls my hair...thats so fucking funny tho fr #dp hc #dp #adddna

[ningmung]

This is so insane one of my friends said she wanted to start selling mary kay products telling us to support her n yk initially i was like okay but then i was like ? "Mary kay... I heard that b4" and I looked it up and turns out it's an MLM scam and I asked her that n she just sent me a sticker pretending it wasn't an mlm scam... uhm.... 💀💀💀 like wyd...⁉️ ik she's desperate for money but she doesn't have to go thru an mlm she's gonna lose more money by doing this

#honestly i ppinted it out to her n she didnt give a fuck so if she loses money well at least i warned her #i dont see why she needs 2 do this bc like she sells snacks at uni too #but not as consisten #and ive told her that she should take advantadge of the fact we are in a highschool and uni so its more people to buy snacks #and told to just go up to people to sell the snacks but she says shes too shy like girl ? 😭 me too but lets think critically youre shy af #but ur signinf urself up to an mlm????? thats meant to recruit others as well how u gonna recruit them w social anxiety ????? #😭😭😭😭😭

[the-woild-is-y-erster]

apparently everyone has decided to play the super fun game i like to call "deciding all of eel's ideas are horrible and make fun of him for it and never let him do fun projects!!"

#i took the idea of making scalemail to my dad because my mom's asleep #we already have the rings from my brothers old project #we just need the scales and i found a store that sells them for $80.00 per 1000 #which if you know anything abt buying scale/chainmail stuff is really frickin good #so i was talking to him about it and he was lke “why should i pay money for a stupid little project? what good will i get out of it?” #SIR #it isnt FOR YOU #BACK UP #i literally just want to make a silly little project for ren this year. thats it. #anyway he told me i would never finish it and that he's tired of spending money on me<3 #and my ma's in a bad mood and my brother isnt being any better #ough its just a great day huh<3

[daeluin]

you understand everything about me when you learn my first "celebrity crush" was mike shinoda

#like if u think i have it bad for pete wentz u don't wanna meet twelve yo me who though mike shinoda was the *dreamiest* #everything always goes back to linkin park. even fob 😔 #and then they dropped an album so bad it made me hate them forever #and mike shinoda wouldn't keep his mouth shut and taught me the important lesson that some people are first and foremost gringos #and don't deserve my undying respect and support #and that's why today i can confidently call pete a poser and a loser who's trying to sell me bullshit #and on the same breath tell him how his silly nepo band shaped my life and how i would bend him over and hold him down while we cry #bc male celebrities are fake and meaningless and you don't owe them shit and they will disappoint you bc they suck ❤️ #but that doesnt mean ur feelings and what you live through bc of their art isnt real and it does have meaning to you and thats what matters #just remember they're just dudes that happened to make noises that resonate with you #and that linkin park only has two good albums ❤️

[bunnyb34r]

So I got new shoes and tried out these new insoles with em and man do my feet fucking hurt

But it made me think ab advice [relative coworker] (and other senior coworkers who have now left) that you can tell right off the bat if we're going to have a good visit or a bad visit from the corporate lady by just looking at her shoes. If she has heels, we will have a bad visit. If she has some form of comfy shoes like sneakers, it's more likely to be a good visit. And it made me think

Goddamn is this bitch a fucking moron and a jackass. Like you KNOW how you feel when you have uncomfortable shoes on. You KNOW that that can be prevented by just wearing sneakers. Fuck you're like a gazillionaire you can afford stylish COMFY SHOES! Why the fuck are you showing up to these visits, which you already know you do not enjoy, with heels?? What kinda fucking idiot are you??

And she still has not personally visited since I started btw it has been prophesied 8 fucking times in a year. Get some better shoes you cranky fucking jackass, maybe then you'll feel like showing up.

#marquilla #i get it no one wants to be in ohio blah blah blah but like it's your job but also jfc get dr scholl's ya dumbfuck! take some advil and #power through with a 'good attitude' like the rest of us #like my feet fucking HURT and i was actively trying to NOT be a dick bc of that bc i know it's no ones fault but my own that i feel like #that but like you're telling me Ms. Moneybags doesnt have enough to buy some good shoes and thats why we keep failing? thats why she keeps #skipping our store? (not complaining ab the last part) like fucking come the fuck onn #no one is gonna be looking at your fancy heels bitch you could show up in sweats and sneakers and the managers would still trip over #themselves to please you and you know why?? BC YOURE THEIR BOSS FUCKHEAD WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPRESS HERE?? #like im gonna fix this situation that IM having by wearing my old shoes/old insoles until i get new insoles that are more cushiony than #support based bc thats what i need. you mean to tell me you are 30-40 something and you cant figure out what literal 11 year old me figured #out?? which was if im gonna wear heels im gonna buy those inserts that stick to the inside of the shoe to give me cushion and support #you mean that broke ass little 11 year old me had it figured out and you a gazillionare jr. cant do the same?? #AND DR SCHOLL'S MAKES NICE SHOES TOO DUMBASS i had dr scholl's brand dress shoes in 7th grade that were sooo fucking cute im so mad i #outgrew them and that they stopped selling those ones 😭 anyway im ranting sgdggdgdgd im just tired of rich bastards being morons

[faithful-voices]

i think from now on if anything bad happens to me ill just blame it on the wretched things i did to the homestuck tarot cards i got as a kid

#caulk (care talks) #I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THEY WERE #i was just like woah ! i can get a Bunch of tiny arts for just as much as a big poster !! #and i . hung them on my wall ! with tape and tacks <3 #and then !!! to make it worse !! when we moved years later ( I STILL DIDNT KNOW WHAT THEY WERE ) i took them down which ripped several #and just. didnt take them with me ?? #some old woman just had them in her new trailer for a while i guess #also a bummer because those sell for like 300 bucks now because they were limited edition and they were cool #but also. everyone who knows tarot who ive told this too has been Horrified #maybe thats why REDACTED was like that with her tarot deck that was those fuckers haunting me or whatever and making her evil

[ajdrawshq]

SO. NOVEMBER 19TH/20TH HUH.

#ehggghh. hhhhghhhhh #full circle time 👍 #im legit sweating this is so stressful #ohhhhhhhh my god Akechi is the only one that Akira refuses to sell out in all 3 dialogue options. hold on i need to just . give me a moment #and he only just remembered...... he Knew......... and yet............... #i KNEW thats why it faded white sometimes i fucking knew there was something abt that. FUCK #lure them there ? hand it over...... app..... they. they planned this ??????.. #holy hell. girl what on earth is happening. i already know what the next scene will probably be but what the fuck is happening #heyo !!!!!! theres the bitch. here we go #whats with the phone thing tho what was that. is that to make sure he doesnt .......... #there it is ....... #thats. never going to not be a little unnerving #oh. well things just keep happening huh #the single bird on Yusukes canvas.. #the birds.... #oho? #thank fucking god they knew.. it was unbearable watching all of that thinking they didnt when he was So obvious about it but they knew..... #YES I KNEW IT #ok. okokok it makes sense now #the lil doodles depicting how things went are so good dksbxksn #ksvsjdh Yusuke KNOWING that Akira was being a cocky lil bastard after their plans worked and wishing he couldve seen it #djshxkjs some of the dialogue options here are so. 'listen im just glad i didnt die but also i was literally drugged and that Sucked' #i love Akira so much genuinely. protag of all time #p5 #ok from here on i know of exactly two scenes. the rest is uncharted territory for me. terrifying <3

[thinkingnot]

hoodie needs a haircut 😔

but he also vowed to have it long to remake like 50 different hair styles (they just look really cool alright mans gotta try something new) and then buzz it off and keep the severed hair (like he has done multiple times before yes hoodie has 4 hair bags around the home no theyre not for sale)

#the reason i started keeping hair because when i was child one day my mum was like you wanna cut it short like me? (bob cut) and i was like #alright im lazy washing so much of it and i got out of the emo tangled phase so lets try and then it was eco friendly so i kept havin it #below the ears— wait sidetracked come back so like the first time i chopped a bunch of length my mum was like how bout we keep it cuz it #looked cool like you had your hair so long and nice and i initially agreed cuz i was like oh i can sell it (ever the capitalist my 8 years #old self) only to find out afterwards that its really really bad to sell your hair like donating is fine but selling hair? thats really #unlucky and like bad omens and stuffs #and then after that i learnt about voodoo dolls - yep thats why i still keep my hair every time after that in case a wizard looked for #some voodoo making nope nope not risking it and then even when i grew out of the voodoo paranoia it was now the pandemic and we cut hair at #home and i was like i dont want to put it in the trash cuz how would i separate it it is recyclable or not idk so i kept them again and now #i have a chonk full of hair lil drawer under my bed together with shards of tempered glass i picked from a broken window(?) i found on the #streets by my house so if anyone got a nice ritual recipe incould try out with these ominous items i got drop it #personal #hoodin’t #<- ooc not /rp as a hoodie

[mazojo]

If in this season of hsmtmts if they dont reprise:

- Right here, right now

- Walk away

- Gotta go my own way

I will lose my shit

#Last post I swear I am just overly invested on this #Objectively. The best hsm songs. Are they all gabriella songs? Yea. Do i care? No. Objectively they remain to be the best songs #ALSO CAN WE DO THE FROZEN MUSICAL SONGS CAN WE DO WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LOVE CAN WE #Freaking out i am sorry for my weeb followers i will go through something every wednesday from now on because of hsm #EJ Dirextor better not be synonym to everyone thinking he becomes an asshole or hot head if they sell me that story line #ill kick them all at disney hq #Thats so funny too dude corbin bleu came in said yea uh no fuck camp yall figure it out and went out on a HELICOPTER #Alpha move from his part tbh #This whole show is like a meta huge disney promotional it goes against my values but they drive me insane i love it JAJAJAJAJ #I know i said it on my last post but the fact that seb and big red arent gonna be here devastates me so much gina and them are my favs 🧎🏼‍♀️ #Like not to be rude and i know ill love then in the end but who are these bunch of extras and why do i give a shit #I think what i love most about this series is that not even the series itself knws what its doing with itself #Like last seaosn they were clearly teasing this huge lily x ricky thing at the end and first ep? #Nope thats over fuck lily get her out of the schedule anywahs ricky character development arc #hsmtmts #ill shut up now #high school musical

[skeletalheartattack]

is there anything you collect?

kinda, yeah! basically about maybe... 8 years ago? my grandfather gave me these two books for collecting pennies for every year.

i don't really go out of my way to look for them, since it's two different pennies for each year, but im missing ones for 2013-2015, and missing both for 2021 and 2022. if i ever get some change, ill usually look to see their year and the letter.

#ask #anon #plus it felt very bad to know my cousins and brothers got higher value of coins to collect #like at that age i was like ''damn i want to collect quarters. imagine all the things i could buy with them'' #but i guess thats why its easier to collect pennies. since youre never gonna fucking use the things #beyond that i dont really collect stuff! #closest to collecting something would be PS2 or Gamecube or N64 games but... thats not really even close #like im not looking to own every single N64 game #im mostly looking for games my brothers use to own. like devil may cry. twisted metal black. and the first two onimusha games #but idk how the fuck id manage to get them without going online to buy them #our gamestop use to sell used ps2 games but they stopped doing that like... maybe 7 years ago or more? #it SUCKS!!! #ik we have (had?) a pawn shop in town that use to sell games when i was younger #i havent been in there since i was a kid so either its not there or they wouldnt have the stuff i want #sucks! #id emulate the stuff but my dinky laptop cant handle emulating ps2 games #but yeah! i dont really collect things actively #like. maybe when i was a kid... pokemon cards? #like. i never bought them to trade them. id always buy them to have them #i still have them but. thats not for me anymore. #i remember my brothers owned an original holographic (yes thats what we called them) charizard #but they showed it to some kid on their bus on their way home and he stole it and never gave it back #they knew where he lived (in our neighborhood) but they never got it back from him #damn both me and my brothers losing things to stupid kids #my brothers that card. then me with dbz budokai and a lot of stuff in 3rd grade since a kid kept stealing shit from me #anyway!!!! thank you for the ask!!!

[heeracha]

robi help idk what to think of what this person i knew said to me...

i asked them their opinion of votebuying bc i got the idea from ur post earlier and theyre like...

"if i could ibebenta ko vote ko, singilin ko sila nang malaki and gagamitin ko yung pera para lumipat ako ng ibang bansa. i want to go back to south korea where my actual office is based."

idk if thats dumb, messed up or somewhat smart 😭😭😭😭

,,,,,,no it's actually smart and funny HAHAHAHAHHA 😭 check tags mahal <3

#mom said i take stuff too seriously about these kinds of stuff so just in case u werent joking (ive been conscious sorry) #tbh uhhh for me and this is only for me ah? why go for that kind of way if you can do something to help change the sh!t g0vt #its like u selling ur soul and can u actually have it in ur conscience that you're actually one of the people who helped to make the country #even worse than it was before just bcs u were given money? i get that everyone needs money #i need it 😭 you need it everyone needs it but isnt it more satisfying if you get the money from something you actually worked on and not #from someone who you basically helped to ruin the country? i get it that other countries are better than ours but thats bcs we keep choosing #incompetent leaders. so if we can help change the country for the better instead of just running away why not do it right? but thats just me #i respect everyone's opinion (unless ofc its vv problematic—ayan na ha sinabi ko na ha i respect everyone's decision) but sometimes it's #better being informed. reading unreliable resources is the cause of the problematic opinions sometimes yk? either way lets hope the #competent leader wins. vote wisely. vote for the most qualified competent leader who will accept criticism. if they dont win at least we #dont have it in our conscience that we are a part of their victory but if they do end up making the country better then lets thank them #thats why stand on it and thats only me okay? you're more than free to tell me what u think #r.asks

[kawaiianimeredhead]

Talking with my housemate about things you can buy at Walmart

Me- "Yeah I mean that's not really surprising I guess it just depends where you live. Like at ours you can buy guns so"

Her- "Yeah but that's normal"

Rip

#rip #i was like no thats not #and she was like well everyone ive been to they sell them #and i was like yeah in the South where were At #shes looking at some shit and realized walmart sells horse feed and she said some sell in stores #and i was like yeah i heard some sell coffins #and i was like i guess it just depends where you live #and thats where this exchange picked up #shes now searching for coffins on their app and before that she was looking at guns and realized she can have some shipped from there #america fucking sucks why in the hell can we buy guns at walmart #dont mind me #tag rambles

[moogoth]

z asked what we should paint on the shop window since it's all nice now and I dnt know... this is so much power

#ic #we dont like... have a name for the shop but i was like #why dont u just write zipper's on it bc like thats ur name and also u sell stuff w zippers on them #and she texted me like oooh and broadcast where we lxve even more? #saving a smack 4 her whwn i get home for that

[multi-fandom-imagine]

|| Across The Spiderverse •Incorrect Quotes• ||

Miguel O’Hara: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Reader.: It was autocorrect.

Miguel O’Hara: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Reader.: Yes.

•

Miguel O’Hara: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Reader: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

•

Miguel O’Hara: Y/n, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Reader, naked in Miguel O’Hara's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Miguel O’Hara, already taking off their clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

•

Reader: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

Peter B. Parker: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Reader: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Miguel O’Hara, on a walkie talkie: This is Miguel O’Hara, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

•

Peter B. Parker: This totally sucks, man.

Miguel O’Hara: This is horrible.

Peter B. Parker: Yeah, I know, I mean look at today’s news.

Miguel O’Hara: No, it’s not that, it’s Y/n.

Miguel O’Hara: It’s just like, I can’t get them out of my head and every time I look at them I have this pains in my chest, and I just know it’s their fault, that bitch!

•

Reader: *yawns*

Miguel O’Hara: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Reader: Then you must be exhuasted.

Peter B. Parker: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

•

Peter B. Parker: We have a problem.

Miguel O’Hara: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

Reader: Ha!

•

Miguel O’Hara: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Reader: Aren't you forgetting something?

Miguel O’Hara: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Reader's forehead before running out.*

Reader: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

•

Miguel O’Hara: I love you.

Reader, not paying attention: What was that?

Miguel O’Hara: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

•

Peter B. Parker: Is this your plan B?

Reader: Technically, this is plan P.

Peter B. Parker: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Reader: Yes, but I marry Miguel in plan M.

Miguel O’Hara: I like plan M.

•

Peter B. Parker: I didn't drink that much last night.

Miguel O’Hara: You were flirting with Y/n.

Peter B. Parker: So what? They're my partner.

Miguel O’Hara: You asked if they were single.

Miguel O’Hara: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

•

Reader: Would you like something to drink? *opens the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-

Miguel O’Hara: Spiders?

Reader: Spiders it is then.

Miguel O’Hara: No, that wasn't-

* But you were already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders…*

•

Reader: I made tea.

Miguel O’Hara: I don’t want tea.

Reader: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Miguel O’Hara: Then why are you telling me?

Reader: It is a conversation starter.

Miguel O’Hara: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Reader: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

•

Reader: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Miguel O’Hara: I do have a sense of humor you know

Reader: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Miguel O’Hara: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

•

Reader: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Miguel O’Hara: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Peter B Parker: Smad.

•

Reader: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Miguel O’Hara: *turning to Peter* How tall are you?

•

Miles Morales: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Reader: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Peter B Parker: I got distracted about halfway through.

Miguel O’Hara: Ignoring you was a conscious decision

•

Reader: Yo is Miles sleeping or dead?

Miguel O’Hara: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.

Peter B Parker: Yeah, so did I.

Miles Morales: Okay first of all, fuck you-

•

Reader, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Miguel O’Hara, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Peter B Parker, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Miles Morales, trembling: What are we playing

•

Reader: Why is Miguel so sad?

Peter B Parker: They took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes

Reader: And...?

Miguel O’Hara: I got Miles Morales.

•

Reader: I think we're missing something.

Miguel O’Hara: Teamwork?

Peter B Parker: Cohesion?

Miles Morales: A general sense of what we’re doing?

•

Reader: I think Miles Morales was right.

Miguel O’Hara: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'

Peter B Parker: They wouldn't do that.

Miles Morales: You're right, Peter. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.

Miles Morales: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Miles Morales Told You So' on the back*

•

Reader: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Miguel O’Hara: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Peter B Parker: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

•

Reader: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Miguel O’Hara: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Peter Parker isn’t

•

Reader: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Miguel O’Hara: Wasn't Peter with you?

Peter B Parker: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

•

Reader: HELP! I TOLD PETER I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Miguel O’Hara, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

•

Reader: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

Miguel O’Hara: What?

Reader: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.

•

Reader: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Miguel O’Hara: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

•

Miguel : Y/n and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Reader: Sentences.

Miguel : Don't interrupt me.

•

Miguel: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Reader: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Miguel: No! Four to five seconds!

Reader: Too late!!!

•

Miguel: I'm so tough, I'm on alert even when there's no danger!

Reader: Miguel, that's PTSD.

#incorrect quotes x reader #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes x you #across the spiderverse #spider man across the spider verse #miguel x reader #miguel o'hara x you #miguel o hara #miguel o’hara x y/n #miguel o’hara x you #miguel o’hara #miguel o'hara x reader #peter b parker #peter b parker x reader #peter b parker x you #miles morales #spider man x y/n #spider man x you #across the spider verse #across the Spiderverse x reader #Spiderverse

[bunnyb34r]

At every craft show there's one person who shows up and buys like 20 clothespins at once (5 for $1 painted clothespins) and every time when I look at the sales log that we sold 20+ of em "clothespins Georg was an outlier but he counted" sgdgdggd

#marquilla #i like to paint clothespins bc we use em as bag clips and i was like oh i could sell these and i really like painting them so thats why i #sell them sgdgdgd last year it was this little girl who gave me a $5 bill and said she wanted that much of clothespins SGGDGDGDGD so we #held a bag and let her pick 25 as we counted them for her and the funniest thing is that she was at the table directly behind me and went #mom look what i bought!! 😭 this year it was a lady who was gonna use them in her classroom so she picked ''only the cutest ones'' and she #was my first sale which was a nice way to start the day off #by far my favorite ever sale was when i sold a loose tooth pillow to a high school guy and he held it so lovingly and was smiling all goofy #at it like it was the cutest thing in the world 😭😭 i think so much and it always makes me laugh #he was like a big jock too which is why its funny to me