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#THATS LITERALLY NORMAL IN PORTUGUESE
svampira · 2 months
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1 for elias but i m literally thinking about what if someone just locked him in a room with nothing to do. how would he even react to that LOLLLL
15 for your main ocs bc i want to know. (SORRY IF THTS ALOT)
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What’s the maximum amount of time your character can sit still with nothing to do?
Omg what did Elias do to you why would you do this to him😖 though locking him in a room is marginally better than having him sit still. He will either sims idle animation (start stretching, doing push ups, singing to himself) or he'll pull out his phone to kill boredom by taking selfies, get mesmerised by his reflection, then stare at it for the next hour without blinking. I feel like w him being camarilla this actually happens very often (not him being locked in a room but more like. A lot of waiting) and he genuinely can't take it. If he has to speak to one of his superiors and he has to wait outside for more than 5 minutes he'll start wandering around, get lost, and force some elder with much better things to do to come fetch him.
How do they speak? Is what they say usually thought of on the spot, or do they rehearse it in their mind first?
Diamila > kourtney kardashian 100% they speak the exact same way. She tries to tone her valley girl accent down for important meetings but fails miserably all the time. She speaks very slowly and drags her vowels out > literally very otherwise menacing monologues dragged down by the trisha paytas mh at the end of every word. Apart from that she definitely rehearses everything she says first, 100% walking back and forth repeating her speech to herself outloud in the empty camarilla bathrooms, literally has Elias workshop jabs, speeches and threats with her at home. She's ventrue goofy in a way other people very much can see. The only reason no one makes fun of her to her face is that she's the ventrue whip and everyone knows she probably has a higher vampire bodycount than the entire SI (vtmb fledgling + working as a scourge/hound for 20 years)
Brooklyn > Sza 100%. Not only because i think her voice is super hot and I associate kill bill with brooklyn but also because of the insane pathological lying. They would both lie about being marine biologists. She's eloquent and borderline poetic when she speaks, smiles a lot, will say the most fucked up violent shit while beaming and giggling cutely 💯 does naut think before speaking but the times she does is when she's about to say something truly unhinged
Elias > my voice claim for him literally a fucking rpdr winner😭 sasha velour. They have such a nice voice and it fits Elias super well i love how deep it is while not being ooc for him and i ❤️❤️❤️ vocal fries they're so cute > here's what I'm talking about . Elias also speaks slowly while dragging his vowels ouuuuut, he does naut ever think for more than a split second before opening his mouth. Despite this, he's very very good at talking, could convince anyone to do almost anything while making them think it's still their own idea. Definitely intersperses his sentences with "like" a lot.
Eden > Welket Bungué. Why shouldn't he speak with a portuguese accent. Mainly because I decided on Eden's design after seeing him in crimes of the future and though I've never really referenced him while drawing him i can and will steal his voice. Deep and warm voice, unlike my other ocs he is NICE he speaks to spread positivity and kindness peace and love🙏 he's also an anarch figure head so he might spur people on to do incredible violence but thats normal camarilla are doing worse. Was naut born in the us but moved there as a teen
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ve6a · 2 years
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ranting heehee
ppl on twitter are trying to revive the "central/south american indigenous people did human sacrifice" convo and once again im seeing attempts at denying it bc i guess that means invasion and take over of the americas wasnt justified and i am tired man why is everybody so afraid of like. honesty. like yes the aztecs mayas and incas practiced human sacrifice and it was horrid. and yes the spanish thought it was horrid i mean it was i cant imagine that just being a normal part of life for people. but the spanish didnt know abt it before getting here and were very likely going to take over the land anyways stopping sacrifices is just a really convenient excuse.
seeing other people agree w the fact the spanish / portuguese were well intentioned for trying to "stop it" (read: invade and take over territory and resources to become richer) is also sad considering we know very well how they thought of the indigenous people they were trying to "help" that were being sacrificed basically and what they brought them (war death disease etc) so its like ?? thats also an obviously fake portrayal that ignores the atrocities the spanish / portuguese commited.
literally no one in this fight is like...morally defensible. the aztecs were pretty brutal the mayas were pretty brutal the incas were pretty brutal but so were the european empires at the time i mean they were out there torturing people in public for entertainment ?? torture was literally a normal part of trials in europe at the time and like. without big pyramids too so like whos the real loser here. anyway i hate hate moralizing abt the conquest of the americas i really do bc its entirely useless and just creates shitty interpretations. who was good and who was bad is such a weird thing to give weight to when considering history etc. like i jest abt incan supremacy bc thats my country's history and obv im attached to it and think its interesting but they werent really any better morally than any other empire at the time and incan history becomes spanish history at some points just like spanish history becomes incan history as well, they cant be separated anymore.
and at the end of the day modern south/central am simply wouldnt be what they are without the spanish / portuguese. hispanists are right to at least recognize the role of the spanish/portuguese empires. its one sided ofc (and usually racist bc theyre also stupid ass trads) bc the remainders of native american empires also determined how the continent was built. this applies to every positive thing and every negative thing. you cant have todays latam w all its beauty and horrid flaws without the pre conquest people and the europeans. its stupid to watch people in either the decolonization side or the hispanist side pretend otherwise.
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nevermiind · 2 years
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TW: Hazing
Seeing the hazing system portrayed is SOTUS is oddly familiar to the one i went through in college. AND I'M FROM PORTUGAL!! Like, how can two VERY DIFFERENT cultures and countries have such a similiar way of hazing?!? In Portugal, as in most latin countries, we do have respect for older adults but that doens't apply to people who are of similar age than us. I'm always a year older than my friends from college and we don't notice that. However, the hazing system in Portugal also relies A LOT in the concept of respect for the people who are older, even in they are only a year older. Here, we call the seniors "doutores" ("doctor" in a very literal translation) and thats how we show respect during the hazing. But after the activities are done we drop that "honorific" and we go by the normal first name calling, so yeah... I find this very interesting and i find myself relating to both the first years and the seniors cause i was in both positions so it's really interesting to watch SOTUS with this added POV. I just really love watching the hazing part of SOTUS because it brings me back so many memories, good and bad, and I love to see how the seniors adapted themselves and the activities to the juniors. I always relate so much to Kong's friend group cause when i was a junior (or caloira in portuguese) i stuck with the activities because they helped me build friendships that i cherish to this day. The hazing really has a bonding quality to it. Ok, enough rambling. It's *missing college years* hours ok?
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f0xd13-blog · 19 days
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I ain't going to reveal why this is the place of OG christianity now but... but!!! I can safelly say that that nobody is goiing to heaven rn ahahha
And to think about the fact we live in this sort of conditions and jews have the best jobs, money,the bst positions all over the world and still say that they are oppressed and american fags believe it...
Remember about that dude that said that it was normal kill palestinians and that portuguese was just poor people (while in my country) condemnwd to work and be poor and supposedly he worked for the european union and said he didn'tcared bout this poor portuguese ppl because he hangs out WITH THE ELITEOF THE WORLD.... thats what he saidnand honestly by his lifestyle i believe it
I still have the screenshotts hope other people kept them also btw
But the thing is i talk with snakes you know.. like salazar did.. so i got him spilling.. i think people even thougt it was fake because it seemed that easy but now i will explain you something.. he was gay.. so althought he considered my spwcies beneath his.. he wanted to suck my dick so i testeid him coz i know i could... now think bout hitler and his weird feelings for salazar or lets say appreciation althought he was everything hitler hated
Salazar was just a v atractive roma boy...
Things are finally starting to make sense right??? Yah... well i had told u this before but you didn't believed it...
What does islamism doesn accept? Partially becauser of the sensibilities i talked about before for most asian boys??? Yah this is because of homossexuais AGAIN
Well it ain't like that isn't a safe space fof people that ain't gay and don wanna be considered gay just for the way they look soo... who is the wrong here? Who is OBLIGATING PEOPLE TO BE A CERTAIN WAY? Oh ya hitler hated himself because he was gay... there was no other reason for that internalizwd homophobia.. he literally did anti charlie chaplin which was charlie chao but make it super alpha male which was is issue about gays btw he wouldn't mind cross dressers or trans becausw AS LONG AS YOU BEHAVE ACCORDING TO YOU GENDER that would be fine for him actually first trans experiências was conducted by hitler btw
So this idea i actually don mind he is still a fag tho and i he is gojng to hell ... but one small detail.. they don think like that anymore duhh
You know you gotta keep up with the times my dudes... your brains are cracking... just like all thay old christian theory jews got
So yah you are just creating homophobic ppl...good luck with hat.. moving on!
There we go thats why people think im mexican or latrashtino to this day... this is what you got for me lol. Yall don deserve shit!
I got so emotional it reminded of that time a rosalia fan asked me if i was rapped when i was a child
Here we go.... listen im just gonna join israel have no chill to be having the sams shit again...
Showing me japanese stuff ahahahaha the ones that helped nazi germany againts us
Got no time fof hiding gypsy identities... work with yours jews they can help u
This one because i never had one or three imagine losing them ahahhaah
Never even notice it... he does have my eyes
I never noticed it becauss ws havs pratically the same face i think it's because of that... too familiar and normal to me i guess
Anyways last post fr like i told u before... this is over... so should i become a dancer/wannab singer a boxer or both?
This doesn't HELP snoop stop tryinh to be dumbledore it ain't gonna happen
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Actually that was a joke you he is totally dumblwdore ahahah
Now at least ronaldo fan boyéd the japanese coz now way i was going to fight them this time around... have you see them kicks? Insane
I used to like drake in fa t but that was before robalia i also know he criticized her so we cool... you know i hate robalia.. but like you can have her idc i just don have to excuse shit that never had an apology. Just keep out of my face like you been doing maybe i get to know her one day and get to stab her.... finalmente!
I like people that are real you know my opinion
...and to be completely honest i also know it was madonna's prpduction that became so lazy and bad just for the sole reason of being bad hope it's on purpose tho pela saúde delas
Ooooo maybe that's why it was avant garde. It's supposed to be bad as in nasty product... she took it literal... very avant garde and conceptual
Oh yaaaa have i ever told you that my nickname is actually shade? That's the name i used for the longest time ever and even tho i always really digged eminem's music and wanted to fuck him,it wasn't chosen because of that. I always thought that was interesting because at a certain phase of my life when i had short hair and sometimes discolered ppl thought i was him and made comparences
And daaaaang remember awhile ago everybody was just doing othing or cancellwd for life and only robalia existed??? Damn that seems so long ago but like how did we even get to that point? So weird... and how tf have i uncursed ppl? Like yah it wasn't only me but you know what i mean. So bizarre to think bout it.
Raul showing himself eating sushi on my reels like no shit you are gypsy i knew that before you did you idiot... you thought you was black... dude you are literally named raul... raul!!!
There's always a gypsy named raul it's like our john tbh
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Also he has my cousins face that's why i know his lips are bomb to suck dick
I alsp called zendaya"black" for a reason. I atacked everybody that hurt me ok? Jewish guy was there instead of me??? I NEVER SAID THE WORD N SO MANY TIMES IN MY ENTIRE LIFE since like last month.. im on a roll breaking records
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g1 brasilian nirvana ponies, from the perspective of my brasilian mom
thanks to my (brasilian) mom, ive discovered the portuguese names for g1 ponies are SO MUCH BETTER than the english ones. hell, they almost made her cry bc they were so cute.
my mom was raised in brasil for most of her life, so i was rather enlightened from this conversation
HIGHLIGHTS:
my mom telling me of her experience with estrela, the company who produced brasils mlp line
“they were the number one toy producer when i was young”
“yeah, their quality was really good”
“aw, im sad i never saw the ponies. i guess i was too old.”
minty was “graminha”, or “little grass”
blue belle was “estrelinha”, “little star”
applejack was “rosquinha“, named after a type of cookie that is normally shaped like a donut
dont confuse with rosquinha frita, which is a donut
peachy was “drops”, which weirded my mom out, bc thats. thats an english word. where did this come from.
gusty was “bola de neve”, or “snowball” (literally “ball of snow”)
parasol was “pingo de chuva”, or “raindrop” (literally “drop of rain”)
starshine is “asinha de açucar”, or “wings of sugar”/”wings made of sugar”/”sugar wings”, which is my fave name probably
gusty, in the shy pose, was named “escocês“, which my mom said was “what we called people from scotland”, so, gusty was named “scottish”
bubbles in the shy pose was named “festinha”, or “little party”
baby cuddles’s name on the wiki is misspelled, and is actually “chocalhinho“, which is “(baby) rattle”
magic star was “varinha de condão“, which is “conductor's wand/baton”
shady, “óculos-de-sol“, is literally “sunglasses”
twist is “batatinha doce”, or “sweet potato”
paradise is “asinha banho de lua“, which is one of the more interesting names. we know “asinha” is wings, but “banho de lua” is a “moon bath”. literally, paradise is “wings of moon bath”/”wings of the moon bath”/“moon bath wings”
north star, “Asinha Rosa-dos-Ventos“, is “wings of the compass rose”/”compass rose wings”/“wings of the windrose”/”windrose wings”
fun fact: prior to the creation of the portuguese language orthographic agreement of 1990/AO 1990, a compass rose was called “rosa-dos-ventos”, WITH the hyphens. afterwards, it was named “rosa dos ventos”, WITHOUT them. you can read about the AO 1990 here.
truly was “asinha de amor”, “wings of love”. it is also misspelled on the wiki.
milky way was “chuva de estrelas”, literally “rain of stars”, but likely “raining stars” or “star rain”
moonstone is very interesting and confused my mom briefly. she is “asinha bola de prata”, literally “wings ball of silver”. we discussed the possibilities of the true meaning of her name, and heres what we came up with:
“wings of balls of silver”
“silver ball wings”
“balls of silver wings”
further notes: “asinha” means “little wings” (i failed to mention this earlier), and was present in almost every pegasus’s name
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alexanderpusheen · 5 years
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my coworker asked me abt pronunciation and stuff and then she started talking shit abt joseph, who she KNOWS i have an embarrassing crush on....and its not even like normal employee-boss strife shit, shes literally trying to get me to make fun of his accent??? i think josephs accent (and the rest of him) is super cool so ive got no idea why the fuck shes doing this. 
like, i feel like an asshole defending the boss to my coworkers but everything he says abt his life. he said he had an atelier at home. i didnt believe it. he brought pictures, with his cat lazing on the bench. he said he made his own guitar. i didnt believe it. he brought pictures of him working on it and then video of him playing it. the dudes life is legitimately outlandish and insane but thats why hes so appealing to me. he really did trek across india for a month, twice. he really does have a black belt in karate. he really is vaguely mob connected (but hopefully not militia connected). the thing about joseph is that he legitimately is a fucking crazy weird little renaissance man who just so happened to have ended up becoming a director at an english school.
its hard to believe because of course it is! but idk, he says everything with incredible sincerity, even when hes being his joseph self (i cant explain that very well). 
anyway i think its really fucked up that my coworker is like, trying to get me to tell her abt all the times joseph said a word ‘wrong’ in english given that last weekend she accused me of being a linguistic bigot cuz i did the same thing to my relentlessly cruel in law (who would deliberately teach me wrong words in portuguese so i would embarrass myself). okay then.
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katiewattsart · 4 years
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04/02/20 : GOING VIRAL IN THE AGE OF CONTENT
Dolly Parton Challenge:
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Childish Gambino : ‘This is America’ 
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Underlying references of Jim Crow:
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graphic scenes of every day occurrences 
Underlying racial elements 
Black community are stereotyped : how do you talk about that?
Trousers, Jim Crow (black America) : wearing them for a link back to slavery, or how they came to America.
Jim Crow: links to dance moves that he displays 
Video speaks to everyone: not just black people.
Talking about what happens within his community 
Viral phenomena are objects or patterns that are able to replicate themselves or convert other objects into copies of themselves when these objects are exposed to them. They get their name from the way that viruses propagate.
The word meme was coined by Richard Dawkins in his 1976 book The Selfish Gene as an attempt to explain the way cultural information spreads; such as beliefs, fashions, stories, and phrases.
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Simpsons: Indiana Jones Spoof
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In discussing the meme in the closing chapter of his book The Selfish Gene, Dawkins states: ‘When you plant a fertile meme in my mind you literally parasitize my brain, turning it into a vehicle for the meme’s propagation in just the same way that a virus may parasitize the genetic mechanism of a host cell.’
Dawkins’s meme is a self-copying message system, regulated by the decision-making process of an evolutionary algorithm.
How viruses work: 
Drawing on an analogy between the contagiousness of this kind of Internet attraction and the propagation of biological viruses, marketers have enthusiastically embraced the term viral to explain how marketing messages can quickly spread through social networks mostly unawares. one e-commerce consultant puts it,
You have to admire the virus. He has a way of living in secrecy until he is so numerous that he wins by sheer weight of numbers. He piggybacks on other hosts and uses their resources to increase his tribe. And in the right environment, he grows exponentially. A virus don’t [sic] even have to mate—he just replicates, again and again with geo- metrically increasing power, doubling with each iteration
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In a few short generations, a virus population can explode.
How ideas spread:
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Stanley Milgrim Experiment:
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“hashtags actually have the power to build communities, bring awareness to social voids, and turn ideas into massive movements.” (Fraasch, seedspot.com)
#MeToo 
Tarana Burke: "We owe future generations nothing less than a world free of sexual violence," she says. "I believe we can build that world.”
#MeToo spread virally in October 2017 as a hashtag on social media in an attempt to demonstrate the widespread prevalence of sexual assault and harassment, especially in the workplace.It followed soon after the sexual abuse allegations against Harvey Weinstein. Tarana Burke, an American social activist and community organizer, began using the phrase "Me Too" as early as 2006, and the phrase was later popularized by American actress Alyssa Milano, on Twitter in 2017. Milano encouraged victims of sexual harassment to tweet about it and "give people a sense of the magnitude of the problem” 
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Gretta Thunberg
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Memes that went Viral:
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Is it 'the first meme'?
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According to the definition, a single image cannot be a meme. It has to be copied and spread with variations to the original image. So on its own, the 1921 comic is not a meme. But coupled with the comic from either 1919 or 1920, it begins to fit the definition, as the two comics are variations on the same style - using two panels and captions to set-up an expectation and contrast it with reality. While we can't say with certainty that this is the first meme by that definition, we can say that because it was copied and spread with variations this cartoon was genuinely part of a pre-internet 'Expectations vs. Reality' meme.
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LonleyGirl15
Postings reveal a similar manipulation of mood apparent in the revelations that Lonelygirl15 was a hoax:
‘wow . . . thats messed up. . . . I honestly dont know what to think. . . . huh. .wow; seriously are these “scripwriters” that sad they have to cheat people to think that there watching something real i mean come on can u get more sad; holly fuck it was a friggen escapade! she really will be a lonely girl who can take her seriously after this?; she’ll always be known as a fake and a phoney baloney from now on; can some[one] pleeease tell me what this is all about?? why has she got fans, and why is she a fake? is she normal? some1 please tell me what she is trying to do!’
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Donna Haraway: “the cyborg is a matter of fiction and lived experience”
Trump
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Blue of Gold Dress?
‘The most interesting thing to me, is that it traveled. It went from New York media circle-jerk Twitter to international. And you could see it in my Twitter notifications because people started having conversations in, like, Spanish and Portuguese and then Japanese and Chinese and Thai and Arabic. It was amazing to watch this move from a local thing to, like, a massive international phenomenon.'
Cates Holderness
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Social media blew up...
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In the early modernist era, science and technology were seen as a threat to humanity; machines taking over the world Computer technology is consuming us, and we are consuming it, daily
A collective hallucination?
Does it have real political potential?
How much time is consumed?
How much experience/opportunity missed?
Should we deactivate?
‘Grimdark’ fiction
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Hopepunk’s roots as a form of literary resistance aren’t necessarily recent. “Hopepunk is a feeling, and the feeling has been around for ages … All throughout history you can find examples of people standing up to terrifying regimes and holding the line against them, and surviving against all odds just by force of sheer, bloody-minded obstinacy.”
After 9/11, stories like Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings films provided essential tales of optimism in response to widespread narratives of war and anti-globalization. Andrew Slack, creator of the non-profit Harry Potter Alliance, which works to bring the fictional progressive values of fantasy worlds like Harry Potter to bear on real-world activism, said in an email that those fantasies “gave us an alternative to the [post-9/11] mainstream political narrative of fear.”
TASK
For next week's seminar:
Based on today's lecture, find examples of relevant work in your discipline and apply this to your reflection; consider how you would explore some of these themes in your own work.
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@scarletbenois said: is there anything you like thats similar to tlc? like the characters (ya know, ragtag group of misfit heroes).
ok in terms of characters:
iron cast by destiny soria
it’s set in 1919 so that’s cool but then there’s also MAGIC so it’s like double cool. the mcs are 2 teenage girls with mind-control type powers that are sort of like lunar glamours and then they have to save boston. also one of the girls is mixed black/portuguese which is pretty chill. basically it’s one of the best books ever and the cover is gorgeous i recommend it to everyone. (plus i have a great au fic planned for tlc based around this)
the girl from everywhere series by heidi heilig
another book with a mixed protagonist! nix is chinese and white. she and her dad have this ship and crew who are all really great and different and they travel through time and space. there’s a smidge too much romance for my taste but the premise is super rad and there’s a good balance of action and calm.
heartless by marissa meyer
yeah this is sort of a cheat bc it’s still MM but it’s really good. there are some pretty clever alice in wonderland references too. just in general it’s a great origin story and the way everything works out in the end is really satisfying, like there aren’t a lot of loose ends. i thought catherine was a really well-written character bc you can clearly see her personality change through the book too. only dislike is that there isn’t a ton of diversity.
the rest of us just live here by patrick ness
this one is super great. literally the whole premise is that all of the characters are super normal. this one also has a mixed character, but she’s more of a love interest. also there’s really good representation of mental illness, specifically ocd, and eating disorders. the plot itself is good and the chapter titles are hilarious. oh and i can’t remember it off the top of my head but i’m pretty sure that the mc’s cat has some really great name.
the true confessions of charlotte doyle by avi
i loveee this one. this girl, charlotte doyle, is on a ship and she basically becomes a sailor and is part of the crew. i read this a while ago so i don’t remember it very well but it’s super good and she’s an awesome character. plus she’s only like thirteen.
the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy by douglas adams
this book is so rad and it makes no sense whatsoever but i love it anyway. marvin is great and is kind of like iko except not at all because he’s way more cynical but just as great. like the book legit makes no sense but the descriptions are the best and it’s sort of like lemony snicket on steroids because it’s so insane and bizarre.
the redwall series by brian jacques
this is a weird one. there’s like twenty two books in this series that all take place at different times within the same universe. there’s this mouse-sized abbey in the middle of the forest where a bunch of woodland creatures live and like every generation has an adventure basically. there’s also a mountain where the badgers and hares live and forge metal and stuff. there’s seriously no way i can type this that will make sense so you’ll just have to read them. but it’s great and the descriptions of the food is amazing.
the willoughbys by lois lowry
i freaking love this one. my grandma and i read it together and it’s so great. there’s this family with like four or five kids and their nanny. i hardly remember the plot but i know it was really good and kind of wacky. it’s good you should read it.
ok i think that’s a good amount! i hope you like these books. this was a lot of fun to do and i got to revisit some books i forgot about. i have lots of books to recommend from lots of genres, so if you need a rec just shoot me an ask! 
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revol-lover · 7 years
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Ok I need to rant. Majorly.
Maybe I’m crazy. If I am, please let me know. I am turning 24 this month. But ok I got married a little over a year ago. Prior to this I lived at home with my parents, I wasnt allowed to stay out late, they would wait up for me to come home. Wasnt allowed to go on any over night trip with my fiancé. The whole 9 yards of extreme portuguese parent control. 
I am now married and live literally a 2 minute drive away from my parents (because this is a really nice area and I like it not because I needed to be that close to them for any particular reason) and every weekend since I got married I faithfully visit them on Sundays and a few times had them over at my place instead for sunday lunch. (Not worth mentioning but I’ll mention anyway - we’re never actually “invited” over. We’re very rarely offered a meal when going over. Doesn't matter but just a detail.) This includes during my entire pregnancy, from the extreme tired and fatigue and nausea of the first trimester right up until two weeks ago seeing that I’m now in my third trimester and tired and feeling like you know I’d rather spend my weekend relaxing in between all the other things I have to do before baby gets here. its been hella BUSY.
In between visits with my parents they never call or text me. Never check on me pregnancy wise, etc. There are times even when I text my mom and she never answers me (and she is NOT phone illiterate. Also I can see when she reads texts). If I check in with them I get the “ok” responce to “how are you”. I gave up with that. I’m tired of the effort only being on me.
So like I said, its been two weeks since I’ve visited. I didnt give an explanation the first week. No one checked in on me. I mean for fucks sake I couldve been in the hospital or something but they literally never get in touch with me. Then last weekend we had friends of my husbands from out of town (something that had been pre-planned for months) here to visit so we spent a day with them and I was on my feet all day, not to mention socially drained and I needed to relax the other day (theres only 2days in a weekend!) prior to that weekend I texted my mom to see how she was and tell her I probably wouldn't be by because of those plans but said I’d come by THIS weekend (aka tomorrow).
Now its friday and honestly. I don't want to go. Again. No one checks in if I don't. And if I’m silent for weeks, they return it with silence. They don't ever check in on me. I mean is it normal for parents to not care to this degree? Especially when I had zero freedom prior to moving out. They were never emotionally close or supportive to me but there was always that control factor but now I’m moved out, Ive shown and proved plenty that I care about having a relationship with them and they don't return it in their actions at all.
Now maybe if I had NO other priorities besides making that ONE weekly visit, I’d care less and be able to make it work. But that just isn't the case. Kevin has a 90 year old grandmother who we are both very close to and visit once a week during the week, almost every week. Someone who actually does notice our absence. Someone who appreciates our visit. Then, Kevin’s dad is currently in the hospital recovering from a double organ transplant. He has been in various hospitals and medical centers since November. We also visit him (and Kevins mom who is at the hospital with him most of the time) once a week. There was a time during this period that we didnt even know that he would survive. He was on a transplant list for nearly 2 years. He was extremely close to death, if he didnt get those organs when he did he would not be alive right now. Before he got so sick, we also , were visiting Kevins parents every weekend at their house. They always asked us if we were coming by, always made a meal for us all to share. Kevin’s mom, who has been going through literally the craziest, busiest time of her life, going to work and going to the hospital, every single day for the past 6+ months, one of the hospital stays being 1 1/2 hours away from home and she went faithfully every day, THIS WOMAN, has texted my husband every day to see how we are doing, and specifically always asks how I am doing, how my appointments are going, how I’m feeling. Its a tiny consideration that goes such a long way. Something you kind of expect from a mom???? But my own parents don't do.
So its like. Am i crazy to be sick and tired of visiting every weekend ? To go to their house to sit in a room with one of them staring at the tv and the other their cell phone. Occasionally having a conversation with us, but otherwise it being quiet and slightly uncomfortable and god forbid me, feeling like a bit of a waste of time. Especially when they never check in on me/us. They never invite us over. They never ask to come over. But in contrast to that my mom is so overbearing about the baby stuff. She is handling my baby shower and knows that I don't like overly frilly pink things and she's making sure that it is exactly all about that, because thats what SHE likes. And buying the baby a thousand pairs of shoes even though I already told her I won't be putting shoes on her until she can walk. I mean. If you've been following me you know my mom has her own book of issues and our relationship is very complicated, bt she has a shopping addiction and is very materialistic and thats just not me. I don't live my life that way. We really clash there and I don't want my daughter to have to deal with what I dealt with with my mom, which is conditional love. 
Ive totally gone off track here. I hate even writing these things and publishing them because I’m sure theres that one person who has one thing to say at least about oh at least you have parents or something which, yes I get that. But any other relationship in life this lack of effort would not be acceptable at all. I don't chase people who don't ever show that they care to keep in touch. I feel like my parents take for granted how dedicated I have been to keeping in touch. Have I even mentioned that I through a mothers day brunch for my mom mother in law sister in law and grandmother in law that my mom knew about for weeks and chose to come late to even though she's never late to anything and knows people being late drives me a little nuts (like her. she hates it too so I don't get why she did that to me. It wasnt even an accident. my dad went to church. she was home. he was gonna be late. she couldve came and he couldve come late. she chose to wait for him. i live 2 minutes away.. she couldve just came). I had spent the whole morning, in my third trimester of pregnancy mind you, on my feet with my husband cooking a really nice big brunch for everyone and she came late. Made my other guests feel awkward eating the food HOT as intended because she hadn't shown yet. She didnt even deserve me caring enough to do that. This woman has emotionally abused me my entire life, and physically to a degree when I was a child. But still I have this stupid good daughter complex that I feel guilt whenever I don't show appreciation even tho I’ve never been appreciate.
wow I’m sorry. I just needed to get this all out.
I’m having a baby in less then 2 months. She is going to be my #1 priority in life. I don't think people realize the shit I do. The shit I’ve been doing. It isn't going to continue. I need to be present for my child. I need to be what I didnt have. I need to give her the love and time and nurturing she needs. I need to be the least broken version of myself for her. I’m starting to feel less guilty about not putting effort toward my relationship with my parents. I don't have it in me. I can't do it all. They might not understand putting forth and expressing healthy effort to their children, but I know how important it is. My daughter will have that. Even if it comes at the expense of them barely seeing me. Its their choice in the end. They could pick up the phone too. I’m sick of being the only one.
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heartsoftruth · 7 years
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Ney is an idiot! What he's doing with Bruna (again) is getting really pathetic. He knows damn well what kinds reaction comments like "my wife" will bring and does it on purpose. Clearly he feeds of it,it pumps his ego and I think he's in love with the fact that she's beautiful and famous and they're this famous couple everyone talks about. It's lame and sad cuz I really thought he's smarter, more real and honest than that. And not so vain. Really disappointed at him cuz I judged him wrong :((
ANON1: Neymar commented “my wife” on bruna’s photo on Instagram…lol I’m going to die laughing if they break up for the third time😂
ANON2: Wow i See brumar haters going off saying they couldnt even date 2 years now hes calling her wife? Lol i bet he dont even know what wife means he probably thought its like yes thats my girl 🙄
ANON3: Ney is so extra we all know he doesnt speak english 😂 Eventho i dont like bruna seeing him totally in love makes me happy i really missed him beeing that😍
READ MOREEEEEEE (asks haha)
ANON4: i can’t wait for reality to slap neymar right across the face when he’s 2 years into his relationship watching his pregnant wifey walk out of his life again because he dared to not use a condom on a fame leeching gold digger
ANON5: Neymar just called Bruna his wife on instagram and just to think only a mere 7 months ago he was taking body shots off of 5 different strippers in his las vegas hotel room
ANON6: just saw neymars comment on bruna pic ‘my wife’… now I’m looking forward to all the drama and speculations that are gonna unfold in your asks tomorrow, can’t wait so hurry up and post one and all! lolol…. in all honesty tho, if they got engaged/married already it’d be so dumb ass stupid after the multiple breakups that the only question for me would be how long before the divorce. not negative or hating, just being realistic.
ANON7: Did u see Neymar comment under bruna pic? Your thoughts😳
ANON8: Do you think Neymar understood what he meant when he wrote my wife in English lol. Cause in Portuguese when others translate his comment it just meant his women but when he wrote in english it meant his wife hANON9: Ney is so cheesy mushy lovey I can’t even. Did you see his comment of my wife on her post. It’s a step up from the two other hearts and cat face but still I’m almost starting to wish they didn’t comment on each other’s stuff 😂 I don’t even want to know what she will write for his birthday. It will probably be sooooo cheesy n his comment even worse
First of all: Well damn I think I’ve copied all the Neymar ‘My wife’ Insta comments in one post hahaha. When it was finally a bit calmer surrounding him and her he does this… 😂😂 
I indeed things he means it more in a My wifey type of way and not literally ‘my wife’. We know his English is improving but it’s not ‘there’ yet if you get what I mean. So I presume he means it in a my wifey type of way. The literal translation would be ‘Minha esposa’ instead of ‘Minha mulher’ (I see Brazilian press a bit conflicted in how to translate it and I can understand why).
If he wants to comment on everything with a heart etc (while she doesn’t) then he should. I mean he’s free to do whatever. We all know he likes showing his life/thoughts with everyone via social media…
Vegas story is a joke I presume btw, bc not true. But we all know he was single at the time. And if he wasn’t he sure acted like it 😂😂
I see some new Adidas photos Bruna was tagged in today… Coincidence or?
Hey do you know if bruna actually went to the Louis Vuitton event I see her pics saying she supports it but no pic was ever of her at the party only at a bar after wheee she looked like normal self in regular clothes. Did she purposely get dressed up to have a post wearing the bracelet cause it doesn’t make sense. I get she looks different without makeup n pro photos but does she not do regular pics. I’m tired of her looking so staged and perfect to the media
I think she just took a photo with that bracelet for us all to buy because it’s for a good cause? I don’t know if there was an event for it. I think it was just this promo pic for it. But I have no idea.
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1. what is your favourite plant? succulents! and sunflowers
2. do you believe in aliens? idk about aliens in the traditional sense, but we can’t be the only living forms out there
3. name three artists ( musical or art ) that have inspired you or impacted you. james franco is all i could think of at the top of my head atm, don't ask me why
4. who are your favourite people in the world? i have a couple
6. what is your favourite dog breed? currently, samoyeds! i just found out they are hypoallergenic!!!!
8. what are your favourite names? i was thinking of amara the other day
9. do you enjoy reptiles as pets? why or why not? fuck no they make me cringe i do not fuck w reptiles
10. how does art or music make you feel? music completes me tbh
11. do you prefer the beach or the mountains? i think mountains
12. indoor gardens or outside gardens? BOTH!!!! WHY LIMIT YOUR GARDENS LIKE THAT!!!
13. do you like long hair or short hair? i’m not even sure tbh. short hair looks soooo good on some people but i’m rocking that look now and its a hard pass? i think? but long hair didnt look that good on me either (i mean mostly bc all my hair was dead but idk what to do about it anymore, might pull a brittney and shave it all off next time i have a mental breakdown tbh)
14. what is your favourite childhood memory? dique “childhood”
15. what is the dreamiest/most surreal thing that has ever happened to you? my guy, i spend 90% of my time dissociating and splitting, i am literally just floating through time, everything feels dreamy and surreal even when i don’t want it to
16. where do you feel time stop? TARGET!!!!!!
17. what is your favourite breed of cat? i dont rly like cats like that
18. are you pro freckle? mhm, definitely
19. what is your favourite thing right now? nothing at the moment, i’m kinda going through it. but with that said, food and retail therapy, i just be buying shit and i can’t afford it at all.
20. what is your hidden talent? (example: memory, double joints, etc.) when i’m normal, i do have rly good memory like, i’ll hold on to words and details no matter how insignificant and it’ll come up in passing months later and people look at me shook (doesn’t happen too often now i know, bc yeah)
21. what is the best dream you've ever had? i never rly have good ones, usually just plaugued by nightmares and sleep paralysis, and if i have good ones i don’t remember them
22. are you a good plant owner? not lately, two of my plants have died
23. what is your favourite article of clothing? all i wear around the house is hoodies and underwear, and i don’t even leave the house like that so 
24. how many languages do you know? i speak english and spanish fluently, french and portuguese kinda fluently 
25. what is your dream vacation? i’m honestly just focusing on staying alive until tomorrow and that bit is hard enough so hard to envision a vacation. i’ll go anywhere tbh
26. do you believe in zodiacs/horoscopes? lowkey yeah
27. if you could have any superpower, what would it be? telepathy
28. who is the most unproblematic person you know? i don’t think i know anyone unproblematic lmao
29. do you know how beautiful you are? i want to crawl at my skin and hate the body i inhabit so i think thats a no from me dog
30. what is your favourite feeling? manic
31. what is your favourite cold drink? coffee
32. what is your favourite hot drink? coffee
33. what has been the highlight of your week? SMF this weekend
34. who are your favourite tumblrs? neuli bc flowers
35. what are your favourite sounds? rain is nice, in the day time
36. what is your aesthetic of choice? i don’t rly have a specific aesthetic or anything
37. if you could spend a day with anyone, who would it be? i just spend a lot of time with myself
38. do you like anons? why or why not? don’t have enough followers for that
39. what is the nicest thing someone has ever said about you? people say nice things about me but they don’t rly resonate. however, the other day like five minutes into meeting this lady she said somethings that brightened up my day and i didn’t even know her
40. list the top five things you love about yourself or your life. yeah pass
41. have you ever seen the ocean? mhm
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movietweets · 6 years
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The Incredible Hulk
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Okay, here we go again. This time it's The Incredible Hulk! Hopefully this one will  be just as successful as yesterdays Iron man tweet-along. I've popped some corn and I've got a good feeling that this is going to be a classic #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Wow, this is a bit intense. Very green. I suppose I should have expected this. Weird sciencey shit happening all over the screen like it's bloody through the wormhole with Morgan Freeman #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #theincrediblehulk
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Oh Edward Norton's in this? I enjoyed that cheeky wink. I hope he isn't the hulk. That would be a shame if he turned out to be the hulk. #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #theincrediblehulk
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Oh no! DANGER!!! OH! NO! He is the hulk isn't he?! I’ve got this horrible feeling that he might get all hulky in a minute! 
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Fiddlesticks!... the worst has happened. I can tell by his hulk hands. 
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Those poor lab people, they didn't deserve that. I already don't like where this is going #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #theincrediblehulk
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And bloody Arwen! She's already taken a sour beating! It's too late to apologise now Eddie! Looks like its time to get the military are involved. I reckon moustache man is the grudge holding type #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #theincrediblehulk
One thing I'm also appreciating right now is how they're not-so-subtley name dropping every single character in the MCU right now. Just in case you hadn't realised that they're all best friends #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #theincrediblehulk
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Stop the metronome! It was all just a bad dream? Oh... no it's just slightly the future #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #theincrediblehulk
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Not the brightest future though: living in the slums, hanging out in your vest and pants.Honestly he looks like he’s about to cry. Not that I blame him, he’s basically ruined his life with his mad science obsession. 
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Oh yeah, just cooking some disgusting looking slurry and drinking beer in the daytime with your dog. 
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Before kicking back to some Portuguese TV and a read of your dictionary. That’s right: look down in shame at what your life has become! #MCM #Marvel #Theincrediblehulk
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At least the muppets is on. #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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What are you up to later Ed? Oh I'm just going to meet up for a private lesson with my belly dance instructor. 
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Probably have a quick wrestle then get down to some new tummy techniques. #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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“This one’s called ‘The Wave’...now you try,”
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Did he just slap him in the face? What kind of belly dance lesson is this!? Ohh, i get it, he’s trying to get his heart rate up. This all makes absolute sense now. Totally normal. 
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Oh wow, look at the chicks down at the lemonade factory! Seriously, this guy is a literal ticking time bomb and look at the women he's seeing on the daily. If increased heart rate is the trigger maybe he should try something less glamorous! #MCM #Marvel #Theincrediblehulk
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Gah, stupid broken control box! What’s the matter with you!?
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Uh oh! He's gone and slashed his thumb open and now a massive drop of blood is plummeting down towards us! Literally dodging everything in the way and landing in a lemonade bottle... I mean, what are the chances?! #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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What's the big deal anyway, its gone! It's not like you can put it back in your veins... #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Oh no! Looks like somebody's going to be having pink lemonade. I'm not sure what's wrong with his blood but the music is so ominous that I'm going to assume that its AIDS :| #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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What is this now? Don't tell me that sexy lemonade chick is getting harassed in the workplace? Wouldn't you like a little date with the hulk instead? #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Wasn’t he just planning to go for lunch? 
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We have lift-off.. I wondered how long it would take him to say it. Shame his Portuguese isn't up to scratch. Seriously though, nobody is fun to be around when they're hungry. That's why I popped all this corn #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Dodgy back street deal "what you got for me yo," Only the finest leeks. That looks like a leek. Is that really a leek? #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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“Yes! Finally I can try out that recipe my gran recommended.”
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Quick, run home and pop it in a soup! #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Oh.. its not a leek. Its some kind of trippy magic flower. Don't tell me its drugs! I thought this was supposed to be a film about heroes not addicts. #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Hmmm... looks like a classic case of moldy blood cells. There's only one chance...
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Nope, he fucked it. Looks like you'll be moldy forever Hulky :(
At least it isn't AIDS like the subtext heavily implied earlier. Now you can relax about the blood in the lemonade and start sending out samples to all your mysterious Internet friends. #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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In a toilet roll, packed in a shoe box, wrapped in brown paper.
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 The doctors choice when it comes to mailing tissue samples. #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Oh no... the pink lemo killed Stan Lee! #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Who's this army bloke then. Too army to wear uniform. That's how you tell they're a main character...If I'm honest though I'm not 100% sure he's a goody :/ #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Oh, no there was a flash of lightening right as his plane took off. He's definitely a baddy. 
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Also his face is too greasy to be a pure goody, you never get a greasy hero. #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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D.A.T.A - Dildos Around The Anus. First he sends him some of his blood, and now this? The relationship just gets weirder and weirder. 
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Love can be a difficult game Hulky!
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This is like that mission on Modern Warfare 2. In a minute there'll be a couple of dogs which run at you out of nowhere for no reason. #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Ooop! they got past that bit already... #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Breach Breach BREACH! Go in there all army and try and nab him why don't you. 
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Only to be fooled by literally the oldest trick in the book. #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Is that sexy lemonade girl pulling a nondescript piece of fabric over her tits? That was lucky, because it could have easily been a stranger.
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I suppose this way we at least get to see you close the deal and have a quick kiss... even though you're in the middle of being hunted to death.
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Gah! Should've played it cool! Now greasy man has got you in his sights! Yep, run run run... they've got guns, better just cut through this children's play area. No problem with that. #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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What’s that beeping!?
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 Oh no... It was his Fitbit! 175.. you're in the cardio zone my friend. The only time my Fitbit gets up that high is when I'm running for the bus. Still its good to get some exercise. You can probably skip belly dancing class now
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Oh no, would you believe it. Fancy seeing you here of all places! 
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Good thing you practised that move with your belly dancing instructor earlier. #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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187... better watch it or you'll start getting hungry again. You know they won't like you when you're hungry. #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Are they going to rape him? It feels like they might rape him... #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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191! Oh shit...that’s pretty high. Actually that’s like heart attack high. Have you been to a doctor about your blood pressure lately?
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I’m getting anxiety! 
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Okay 200... that’s the limit is it? Then he gets all Hulky? I don't think he needs to worry about getting raped anymore at least. #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Can't tell if he's really green or if that's just the night vision... funny how he can still kind of hide in the shadows even though they have night vision isn't it. Still I'm not really complaining I want him to win, even if thats a plot dead end. #MCM #Marvel #Theincrediblehulk
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Fee Fye Fo Fum! You Can't hurt me with your little bomb! This is the biggest waste of ammunition since that bit in Iron Man last time. Of course he's going to get away. #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Greasy man has clearly never seen Billy Elliot. Now that was powerful. #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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“Don’t look at my willy!”
Everything's suddenly gone a bit jungle book. At least Mougli had a proper loin cloth though. Just waiting for Balloo and the gang to jump out #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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I think, greasy man is feeling a little bit overwhelmed. Maybe he's not the villain after all... maybe its mustache man? Is he greasy enough though? At the moment, no. But there's plenty of time left. #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Meanwhile, things have really gone from bad to worse for Bruce/Eddie (I'm calling him Bruce from now on.. that's just his name). So bad that children dressed in rags are giving him their pocket money out of sympathy. #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Finally though he can afford to drop the Mougli look and buy some proper clothes. Better make sure they'll fit this large woman too.. you never know what's going to happen with your weight now you've lost your Fitbit #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Yep, colonel moustache is getting greasier by the minute as he explains his evil plan along with everything that we saw in the opening scene ala Bond Villain. Just in case you weren't paying attention. #MCM #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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So after one catastrophe with trying to make a super soldier, Colonel Mustache is gunning for another experiment on greasy man? And after just hearing about how last time everything went to shit, greasy man is still keen? #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Wow... how much pocket money did that child in rags give him? just enough for new clothes a hat and also plane tickets to Virginia. Guess one of those coins was an antique? #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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That blue bike is literally begging to be stolen. Who leaves an unchained, brand new, Trek mountain bike unattended on a university campus? Must be a foreign exchange student from somewhere really honest... like Sweden or something. #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Creeping around the campus, hiding behind trees, stalking Arwen... this Banner guy, he's a real Dunadain. #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Awhh.. its always sad when a stalker sees the subject of their obsession with another man. 
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SAD FACE :(
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Better force your way into a pizza parlor after hours for a chat with uncle italy (who apparently closes up shop, leaving all his ingredients out of the fridge) #MCU #Theincrediblehulk 
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Sure, haven't seen you since the time you turned green, expanded three fold, beat up your girlfriend and then smashed up the place years ago but sure thing pal. You can live here and why don't have have a job too.. #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Though I thought being a pizza boy was Peter Parker's thing? That’s definitely his line! #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Don't worry jacked security guard: nothing suspicious here, I brought you a bribe pizza to prove it! #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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In contrast to Iron man last time, the computers in this one suck. What's with this blocky 80s interface? Wait... when is this set? Yep apparently the same time. What gives? Also why isn't all that stuff with Tony in the news? #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Oh my word! Arwen's new boyfriend is Phil from Modern Family! What are you doing here Phil? What about Claire and the kids? If Jay finds out about this you're going to be in so much trouble! #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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This is too much.. I reckon Uncle italy had something to do with this. He's a sneaky one, can't be trusted. Too sentimental for his own good. #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Walking in the rain... giving a thumbs up to every car because I'm trying to seem friendly. Sad music. Nobody can see my cry. #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Does Ed Norton look a bit like Ryan Gosling? I'm having Notebook flashbacks. Urgh... what an evening that was. #notgettingemotional #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Also how quickly did she forget about Phil Dunphy? A little glimpse of someone from the past and she's out driving in at night and hugging in the rain. #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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That's an odd way to refrigerate your WKD Colonel #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Does Arwen have asthma or something? Everything she says she sounds like shes out of breath. #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Oh, here we go... back room performance enhancing drugs for greasy man. 
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Standard procedure, double injection to the neck...
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...and then a few turns on the revolving gurney.
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 Longest needle in the world to the spine and we're all done #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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“I want my mummy!”
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Could go around but actually FUCK YOU cars... This is the military. URRGHH! Arwen, you'd better run because they do not give a single fuck. #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk 
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Mmmm.... delicious secret DATA. (Dildos around the anus) 
Chose to swallow the USB stick... could've put it up the bum. Would've been easier but then this film would have had to be a 15 instead of a 12a #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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How did she know which tank Colonel Moustache was in? #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Wow the university of Virginia is so beautiful, maybe if I had gone there instead of boring Reading I would have developed a super power instead of just crippling debt. #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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YES ARWEN! POW, right in the kisser. That's how you clock a motherfucker! #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Wow, that green dude is ripped. Shame Banner is never around to see him. #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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May i just say that the CGI is great in this film. Really top notch. You can see where they used it and it just screams COMPUTER GENERATED. Hats off #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Time for a one on one between greasy man and Hulky. Looks like you're out of your depth mate... Yep.. run! #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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For some reason, the hulk cant keep up, even though his legs are almost twice as long but thats just as well because thats all part of greasy's plan. Hit him with the sound wave cannons... is that what they are? #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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THIS IS SPARTA!
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Ouch.
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No Phil! You bloody goofball! You're no match for any of these army types, forget her, go back home to Claire and the kids! #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Oh no, Arwen... now you're in trouble Colonel Mustache! 
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You can tell he's had it because now its inexplicably raining when only moments ago the sky was pristine blue. #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Oh... Phillip Dunphy! You tell him! Don't you give that naughty Colonel Mustache a single inch! #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Ouch Arwen! What the fuck you startled me! Shit, that's going to leave a bruise! I mean... don't you recognize me? even though I'm massive and green and I have totally different facial features.. #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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FUCK YOU WEATHER HOW DARE YOU THROW YOUR ELECTRIC AT ME! 
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TAKE THIS ROCK YOU DRIZZLY BASTARD! AAARRHHHHHHH!!!! #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Greasy man not looking so hot. I guess that’s it for him then... oh no! Yeah he moved a finger and opened one eye so he'll definitely be the final boss. #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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How long was that thing in there though? Like definitely more than enough time that he would have had to poo it out right? Catch it in a little net? They are sooo desperate to avoid any acknowledgement of the anus in this film #subtext #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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NEW FITBIT! Heyoo! Not that he really needs it, I mean look at that shiny bod. No wonder she's willing to abandon Dunphy and overlook his anger management issues. #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Ahh, a nice haircut from sexy Arwen and a tube of BBQ Pringles. What more could a Hulky need after a violent episode? 
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Maybe a little kissy kiss? Oh GO ON THEN! Careful though...don't want to get about 200bpm! #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Guess who's back. Back again. Greasy's back. On the mend. Round three here we come. He’s definitely going to be the final boss. I’m getting a vibe. #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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This is neither the time nor the place to be cracking wise Arwen. You know as well as anyone what the stakes are here. Frankly I've had enough of your breathless wheezing. #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Finally, a normal computer! Also I wonder how many people have sent emails to [email protected] since 2008? #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Roadwork ahead... well you can plainly see that's bullshit. How on earth did the police know where they'd be? Or did they blockade every bridge in the city? If so, just imagine the public backlash... isn't this America? Aren't they supposed to be free? #MCU #Theincrediblehulk
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What is going on with that taxi? I guess that was supposed to be comic relief after they decided not to go on the subway because it might be too stressful but that kind of came off badly. #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Urghh! What's happened to captain greasy? He was looking ripped about 15 minutes ago now he's come down with a serious case of anorexic old man syndrome. And...ohh... his spine? are you being weird or..is that..normal spine stuff? #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Welcome to my red room. #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk 
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Yep those leather straps are going to stop him. Don't blame it on the graduates if this goes wrong, you were the one who just agreed to take the risk of playing with green fire #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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I'll just wipe this lolly-pop on your forehead. Arwen, would you mind holding onto these false teeth for me please? 
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There we go! Headphones at the ready... #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Just look at lovely Arwen! IT’S WORKING! #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Oh yeah, didn't I ever mention this really important detail? That we've done this before and they all died. #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Captain greasy is such a maverick just running in there! Screw using the stairs like a normal human, quicker to leap over the banisters.
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Holy shit, he just backhanded Arwen across the room and nabbed Banner for the army team! #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Wait... Arwen is Colonel Mustache's daughter? They don't look much alike do they. No wonder they hadn't brought it up until now. #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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You said it Doc! #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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“Would you prefer if started shooting people?!” 
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Oh Doc! What have you done. You've made a greasy hulk thats worse than the original. Didn't I warn you he'd be the final boss. Finger movement and one eye open is all it takes! #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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He's a bit like the monster from the shape of water. Only not sexy and bulked up to the max. I wouldn't fancy his chances of chatting up the cleaning lady. #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk 
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Oh yeah, just fall out of a helicopter. 
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What if you don't change in time? Did you take even a single second to do the calculations before you jumped? It took at least 60 seconds in the lab. You'd have to be at least 3500 meters above ground level to change in time #theydidthemath
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Doesn't look like he had enough height... well I guess thats it. Game over. Credits now please. #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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You're kidding me...
I'm starting to think that none of this actually even happened. I mean, its just not believable. What kind of documentary is this? #fakenews #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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So if hulk hands are a thing... like a thing you can buy. Why does hulk need to pop police cars on his hands to fight properly. They should have done police car hands instead. #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Oh good, another action sequence. I can switch off for a bit.
Shit... that greasy hulk is pretty colossal compared to normal hulk. There's no way he can win if this is going to be a fair fight. Come on Banner, think of something sneaky! #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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POWER CLAP! #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Just two...
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HULK SMASH! Oh! He can talk as the hulk...I thought it like, did something to his vocal chords or some shit. I guess he just wasn't in a talky mood before. #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
Yet another moment were the CGI really sets its self aside from the rest of the surroundings. Such class. No wonder this film was so critically acclaimed. #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Later Arwen. BRB! Places to go, things to SMASH! #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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Yep, he ran all the way to British Columbia. Non-stop. No worries. Just Forrest Gump'd it.. #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
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OH Big T! Whatcha doing here in this film? Couldn't you have helped out with greasy hulk earlier? #MCU #Marvel #tweetalong #Theincrediblehulk
THE END.
Well that was some hours of my life that I won't get back. Hope you all enjoyed this as much as I didn't. We're back to 27 followers at least so maybe calling out the defector worked. 
Strap in for more Marvel Tweet-alongs coming soon.
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Dirk Nowitzki has 30,000 points. Do you have 30,000 of anything?
I asked Twitter users what they had 30,000 of, and here’s what they said.
On Tuesday, after Dirk Nowitzki reached and passed 30,000 points, I tweeted this.
Dirk has 30,000 points do you have 30,000 of anything
— Tim Cato (@tim_cato) March 8, 2017
It was meant as a way to put Nowitzki’s incredible accomplishment into perspective, but Twitter quickly took it literally, too. There must have been a few 100 people who responded, when you count replies and quote tweets. Here’s what you all came up with.
The people who have tweeted 30,000 times
we got tweets. https://t.co/6Wrsd2MGYO
— SB Nation NBA (@SBNationNBA) March 8, 2017
This was by far the most popular response. Congrats to everyone who uses Twitter way too much! (I have more than 30,000 tweets, too, so I’m not here to judge.)
Tweets https://t.co/Ob5O5azftA
— Rodger Sherman (@rodger_sherman) March 8, 2017
Tweets. https://t.co/Jj0QJvZwI8
— Alessandro Miglio (@AlexMiglio) March 8, 2017
Tweets https://t.co/hXY7URR27Z
— PJ Clark (@TheRealPJClark) March 8, 2017
I got at least 68k tweets he needs to step it up what a fucking loser https://t.co/2HXMkafecA
— Neil Automata (@FIabbergaster) March 8, 2017
Tweets....that's about it. https://t.co/5KbdfrpSbm
— Pete (@ohcrapitspete) March 8, 2017
Had 30,000 tweets years ago https://t.co/lbVIPfX0uE
— Babyface Don Dada (@TerrenceDaGawd) March 8, 2017
I have 140k+ tweets. You tell that nerd Dirk I said "Good luck reaching that tally!" https://t.co/5kFY4FeceR
— Demetrius (@fergoe) March 8, 2017
Tweets. https://t.co/inG0bybdwB
— Meet Me At The Rim. (@MirazNBA) March 8, 2017
fam I have over 50,000 trash tweets posted to this horrible horrible website https://t.co/o7edQsD4x0
— Len Damico (@lendamico) March 8, 2017
BY FAR the most popular. There’s close to 100 more responses like this.
A few people who know their tweets are bad
bad tweets https://t.co/81IAMKaVDf
— Julius Swerving (@GoingHard_inger) March 8, 2017
Bad tweets https://t.co/xDSPZy3yus
— Mike Gianella (@MikeGianella) March 8, 2017
Easily 30,000 problematic tweets https://t.co/65AO0fF0Tb
— Camp Blo (@dances) March 8, 2017
One person who got beat by Dirk again
Tweets. Wait, no, only 20k. Dirk wins again. https://t.co/obuQQInBy6
— March Paggness (@paggawoot) March 8, 2017
People who have $30,000 in student loan debt
Student loans https://t.co/Y2dEkrJGLf
— Chris Manning (@cwmwrites) March 8, 2017
*furiously buzzing in* What is student loan debt dollars. https://t.co/sneNH1hlHn
— tony (@_2XL_) March 8, 2017
Dollars in student loan debts https://t.co/62Wv4po2qT
— Zoedingo (@Datsdat1Haitian) March 8, 2017
I got like 30k in debt beat that https://t.co/CFQPPvzb0r
— Handsome Ass Nigga (@SellCrackToKids) March 8, 2017
student loan debt https://t.co/O9mNvV8qpz
— uwm panther liker (@travis_mke) March 8, 2017
Dollars in debt https://t.co/6N76hcvUdD
— cougar bae (@iMsBianca) March 8, 2017
Sorry, everyone. Best of luck to your financial futures! (Once again, there’s at least 50 more responses like this.)
People who Skip Bayless would be proud of
Takes https://t.co/aI01a4eVWR
— Vann R. Newkirk II (@fivefifths) March 8, 2017
Takes https://t.co/paZJmXsO2G
— Chris Cwik (@Chris_Cwik) March 8, 2017
Bad opinions https://t.co/rBgbkKh00x
— Chris Towers (@CTowersCBS) March 8, 2017
People who are literalists and have 30,000 very normal things
cells https://t.co/tYzsefUEYp
— Soren (@ClutchBrodie) March 8, 2017
Cells https://t.co/ZpnmUxQ7py
— Mr. Pleasing (@MPleasing69) March 8, 2017
I'm sure I have 30000 hairs on my body https://t.co/qf5mOzeMAJ
— H. H. Gregg (@keelangregg98) March 8, 2017
Shoutout to my body cells tho https://t.co/EiBS6ywAYn
— Derek Tahara (@DerekTahara) March 8, 2017
Decibels when I speak https://t.co/9rCehSFIw6
— Zach Smith (@ZachSmith) March 8, 2017
Breaths https://t.co/FjO5SiZhgs
— X (@xaifromthebay) March 8, 2017
One high roller who’s buying us all dinner tonight
Dollars https://t.co/XmYSYYe0y2
— Frank (@FrankTheTank813) March 8, 2017
People who have 30,000 miles on their car
I have 70,000 miles on my car https://t.co/yoToVnh2Bu
— Matthew Perkins (@perk009) March 8, 2017
Just got to 30,000 miles on my car yesterday https://t.co/6vC5zJzITI
— Squid Gretzky (@BilalSquid) March 8, 2017
This might have been the third most popular answer, but it’s also the most boring so I’m only including two.
People who play A LOT of video games
I have 230,000 confirmed kills on black ops 2 so me > Dirk https://t.co/srD7WJ2sv7
— Mystic Marty (@Iverbure) March 8, 2017
Hours logged playing Mario Baseball. https://t.co/7fWTFLnisz
— Ryan Probasco (@ProbascoRyan) March 8, 2017
Got like 30,000 minutes played on Pokemon Leaf Green https://t.co/iiK34N0riT
— Jantel (@MidnightDlightt) March 8, 2017
Not even 30k points on TempleRun... https://t.co/9DVt5MsOpK
— Miguel Chines (@MiguelChines) March 8, 2017
30,000 hours I put in playing NCAA Football 2014. https://t.co/pOqBoH5RYb
— Brandon Blake (@Blake_Babbles) March 8, 2017
my Crazy Taxi high school is double that (Arcade mode) Triple that for original mode. https://t.co/h7EyCaJoGv
— MassRafTer (@mongo_ebooks) March 8, 2017
hours spent playing runescape https://t.co/vyxbDJf7sj
— Sasha Kalra (@sashakalra) March 8, 2017
There were also MANY people replying that they had more than 30,000 NBA 2K VC points.
One person who just wanted to roast the Los Angeles Chargers
the LA chargers dont even have that many seats in their new stadium! https://t.co/ZRZQ12aM7I
— Chicken Nugget (@McCartney_NFL) March 8, 2017
AND HE’S RIGHT* hahahahahah Chargers hahahahahhahahaha (*until the new stadium opens)
Three people who joined in with Portuguese answers!!
Decepções na vida https://t.co/pZRJJ2ENdK
— Augusto RipkaBarbosa (@augustorb) March 8, 2017
Gols no futiba dos broder https://t.co/N6E62KAAfA
— 10x2 foi pouco (@CFCmaicon) March 8, 2017
punheta https://t.co/jaDGe2sGaP
— Clifford Franklin (@birigdjow) March 8, 2017
The first one translates to “disappointments in life,” the second one didn’t translate well, and the third one is ... well, it’s inappropriate enough I’ll let you do it yourself. Still! Portugal, stand up!
People who have the sads :(
I have 30,000 crippling depressions https://t.co/BkHdktJ5dm
— dennis (@dennismyhero) March 8, 2017
I've taken 30,000 L's in my life https://t.co/R2MbkWVqEz
— Cinco anillos (@Cowabunga_Cole) March 8, 2017
L's https://t.co/HDJwDekCgq
— fargod (@FarbodNBA) March 8, 2017
I have 30,000 Ls https://t.co/RQVYYl9obZ
— Ninos ن (@Ninosssssssss) March 8, 2017
Problems https://t.co/V2e4kgc7HX
— Malcolm (@malcrealtalk) March 8, 2017
Hours of crippling self doubt https://t.co/XlTyeKxl6X
— 21 Saddage (@NoahHaramia) March 8, 2017
Do Ls count? https://t.co/9rcvzpXX6i
— Nelson (@TheRealestOfAll) March 8, 2017
My stress level on a 0-100 scale https://t.co/UxCPsNRezH
— Rudy (@_CoachRudy_) March 8, 2017
ignored texts https://t.co/gaP214NjKp
— yung s.a (@yungstupidass) March 8, 2017
@tim_cato i been curved that many times. that counts right?
— Hawks 34-28 (@JordanNoDiddy_) March 8, 2017
And we’ll even do a special category for “regrets”
Regrets. https://t.co/OD8q24sco1
— Brian H (@RunTheJules) March 8, 2017
Regrets, duh https://t.co/AgVuHkHNgq
— Jaz K (@MissUnndastood) March 8, 2017
Regrets https://t.co/Xt7hBIP64g
— cx (@cxcope) March 8, 2017
Regrets https://t.co/jkhxS0DStS
— Will Collins (@WilemPls) March 8, 2017
I’m rooting for all y’all.
One person who wasted way too much time on an essay that had a flawed premise
30,000 page essay on why wade is better https://t.co/z8OEOFMIMs
— Tʀᴇᴠᴏʀ¹³ (@OdellSZN) March 8, 2017
One dude who is the cops
Screenshots. Think most my age do. https://t.co/UKCb38H2Xr
— Josh Collacchi (@JoshCollacchi) March 8, 2017
People with VERY RELATABLE PROBLEMS TO MY OWN LIFE
Bed Bath & Beyond coupons in my junk drawer. https://t.co/p0WoP6Fadd
— Francis Warner (@effemwarner) March 8, 2017
30,000 dog hairs on all of my black shirts https://t.co/mxUfBBk8LN
— Trevor Grøuss (@notoriousTAG) March 8, 2017
Steve, seriously, stop emailing his wife
Steve has sent my wife 30,000 emails. Please stop emailing my wife Steve https://t.co/Qvxq7yJA22
— ryan, hey thats me! (@chasbanks3dbase) March 8, 2017
People losing hair accessories
Hair ties. I can only find 2, but the other 29, 998 are somewhere in my purse. https://t.co/RfueBLYV3r
— Carly (@nuclearcarly) March 8, 2017
Lost bobby pins, probably. https://t.co/P8hp84pc6R
— Cami Griffin (@CamiAnnG) March 8, 2017
One woman who is single-handedly keeping alive the Tony Romo jersey economic market
Tony Romo Jerseys https://t.co/5hBgj6W6wK
— Rachel Rizzuti (@Rizzuti09) March 8, 2017
One person who has clearly already set the Guinness world record
Children, I'm trying to set a Guinness world record https://t.co/L6RpMyWif4
— Steven (@ThaLiveKing) March 8, 2017
People who have eaten a LOT of food
jack in the box tacos eaten in my lifetime https://t.co/cPwOV2xZqS
— Antoine A (@sofanias317) March 8, 2017
slices of pizza eaten https://t.co/gCIXm6mfYw
— quavo fan account (@jordansawan_) March 8, 2017
Popeyes receipts! RT @tim_cato: Dirk has 30,000 points do you have 30,000 of anything
— b.wes ⚜️ (@_SaluteMeBitch) March 8, 2017
One person who isn’t quite sure how anatomy works (I hope?)
Bones https://t.co/p6GkeKPV5F
— Jessica Hudnall (@LegKickTKO) March 8, 2017
Two Microsoft Office fans
@tim_cato hours logged in Microsoft excel
— BD Wong Fan Account (@trillballins) March 8, 2017
Hours on Microsoft word https://t.co/F0Sja7wDSH
— Kirk White (@BUwMMerette) March 8, 2017
Thanks, trillballins.
One person who is sincerely a really great parent!
Hours spent combined watching three kids - gymnastics, football, dance, lacrosse, piano, art, and sign language. Dollars spent close prob https://t.co/2kHp3aYK5R
— Allan H (@FF_Hep) March 8, 2017
One banana enthusiast
probably ate 30,000 bananas in my lifetime https://t.co/J8v154vXwB
— (@UltraFlyKnits) March 8, 2017
One person who surprisingly isn’t our NFL editor RVB
Unread emails https://t.co/Quz6kV8t7J
— I Steal Followers (@YoWifeysFavDJ) March 8, 2017
One person who kind of has 30,000 points if you don’t read this tweet too carefully
No, but between Dirk and I we have 30,000 points https://t.co/l4gcpaKsFC
— Leigh Ellis (@LeighEllis) March 8, 2017
One person with a dated-but-still-funny joke format
Binders of women https://t.co/sPFc9koGeu
— swaggy mitch (@SwaggyMitch) March 8, 2017
SB Nation’s own Molly Podlesny, who sent 30,000 text messages in a month and deserves to be celebrated for it
in 8th grade i had 30,000 text messages one month and i got in big trouble & now dirk is getting honored but id like to know the difference https://t.co/3LTL21Pt6T
— Molly Podlesny (@mollypodlesny) March 8, 2017
This tweet, which makes no sense and yet I love it anyway
2+2= waffles. RT @tim_cato: Dirk has 30,000 points do you have 30,000 of anything
— tragique mulâtre (@vlado_il_milano) March 8, 2017
One person who is upset at the question
what kind of question is that everyone got 30,000 of something https://t.co/cfZ0bFFh3l
— Matthew (@Kingofthabear) March 8, 2017
And finally, one person who HAD to be like this
30,000 points isn't even a physical thing, it's simply a collection of historical events lol https://t.co/OOfmAXGisa
— Kole D Locks (@K0LETRAIN) March 8, 2017
Come on, man.
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