they need to invent magic.spell that flosses and brushes my teeth for me and also tuckes me into bed soso cozy
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The Scribe’s Silly Little Crush
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joel is a Mad Boy because his bird besties won’t STOP SMOTHERING HIM and leaving their feathers EVERYWHERE
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I wish there was a show like Good Omens or Our Flag Means Death but about LESBIANS. I WANT MORE HAPPY FLUFFY MIDDLE AGED LESBIANS IN MEDIA. I WANT A SILLY WHIMSICAL COMEDY ABOUT TWO WOMEN FALLING IN LOVE WHERE THEY’RE THE MAIN FOCUS AND NOT JUST ON THE SIDE LIKE MOST LESBIANS ARE. ALL THE GOOD SILLY WLW SHOWS ARE CARTOONS AND WHILE THEY’RE NICE, I LIKE SEEING REAL PEOPLE! HAND OVER A LESBIAN COMEDY WHERE NOBODY DIES AND DON’T CANCEL IT AFTER ONE SEASON. LITERALLY NOTHING EQUIVALENT TO OURGOODSHADOWS EXISTS FOR WLW AND I’VE HAD IT.
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this blog made me ship davekat again. thank you
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does your nun who garrotes people do it with her rosary because that would be fucking sick
I HADN'T EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT i just had her using snare traps. she definitely does now.
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