#TAKE THAT CONSTANT JOKING DEMEANOR AND TAKE IT LITERALLY

[hipsterfireshaman]

y’all we need to fucking talk about how deep the lore for Love and Deep Space goes. I’m literally crying after reading all three of Zayne’s Anecdotes back to back.

Spoilers for those Anecdotes: A Pure White Heart, Never-Ending Winter, and Still in Dark

A Pure White Heart is the account of an intern who temporarily gets to work under Dr. Zayne.

This is for sure set in the timeline/lifetime/whatever that we (MC) play in; Zayne is a renowned and respected doctor, with a cold exterior that makes it hard for people to see the utmost care and dedication he has for everyone. The pedestal he’s placed on as a top surgeon as well as his demeanor isolates him from everyone around him, and it takes a while and genuine effort for people to understand him.

(never mind how sad I got when everyone in the operation room was talking about a type of strange dish, Zayne pipes up with a joke, and everyone just froze—silent and unsure if Zayne was scolding them or something. Poor guy. I’ve got chronic RBF so i felt way too seen by this anecdote)

Never-Ending Winter is also most definitely set in our timeline with the Zayne we know. This anecdote sheds way more light on the Mt. Eternal Incident in the Arctic we as the MC heard about on our trip there.

I’m unsure just how much time has passed since this Incident to where we were in the timeline of going there for our reasons, just that Never-Ending Winter took place before the start of our story in Love and Deep Space.

Y’all the writing for these anecdotes is batshit, and I say this before even getting to the third anecdote. The dark shit that happened on Mt. Eternal rivals that of mainstream analog horror and modern creepypasta.

It was tragic af too, and all it really does after answering some questions I didn’t know I had about Mt. Eternal and the Incident, is give me more questions about what Zayne is doing back there after all this time. The end cutscene after where the story leaves off in chapter 8 shows him doing something over the ice in the Arctic, no doubt being the unfinished business he had planned when we parted ways. Is he excavating William???? because OHHHH BOYYY. Zayne was the source of William’s corruption? Which leads into the third anecdote and what it tells us about Abominations.

The third Anecdote, Still in Dark, is n u t s. Similar to the Little Mermaid-esque timeline/“Myth”/AU/whatever that Raphael has going on, this doesn’t seem to be set within our current reality/timeline/whatever(it’s so hard to say, with constant overlapping with others and questions left unanswered). Linkon City seems to be a thing of the past, and the way of life for everyone has changed in to something a little more post-apocalyptic.

Zayne is a serial killer who is hunted by a detective!!!!! LET THAT SINK IN. WHAT THE HELL. On top of that, he’s not killing people in cold blood like what the detective initially believes, but hunting down people that are turning into Abominations, a sort of precursor to Wanderers that may or may not be the cause of frequent exposure to Protocores. (source: the mother of Georgie that reached out to Zayne in fear of her fate after watching her coworkers change for the worst. We have to learn in the hardest of ways that it might not just be due to exposure to Protocores— that it might be contagious. Poor Georgie.)

On top of everything else going on, higher ups seem to actually be aware of this situation!!! ITS A GOVERNMENT COVERUP. THIS IS WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY IT RIVALS THE WRITING OF ANALOG HORROR MASTERPIECES AND CREEPYPASTAS.

Again, Linkon City seems to be something of the past—this Zayne seems to be connected through it through space and time through his dreams of a separate reality or timeline with MC. If this is actually the same timeline, and instead just way later down the line with some reincarnation shenanigans or something, something bad happened to Linkon City. The Abomination outbreak is reminiscent of the Mt Eternal incident and what happened with Zayne and William. Zayne was the source of William’s infection. Just what the fuck happened up in that mountain??? Not to mention the fact that in our current place in the timeline, Zayne is back there, POSSIBLY excavating William. What if he’s the one setting off the apocalyptic events that make Linkon City a place of the past tense? Chillsssss.

It doesn’t even stop there with the web of connections; something happens with Zayne at 27. The MC in Zayne’s dreams notices something is off with him. She (we) can tell it’s not Our Zayne. Maybe I’m just thinking of the worst case scenario, but what if it parallel’s Georgie’s fate. What if Our Zayne is the dream of the monster—the abomination, and it wakes up on that special day. And This Zayne is reliving it through time and space because it’s all just one big circle.

Beyond the Anecdotes and the current story, the Jasmine Flower that has a little cameo in Still in Dark is incredibly significant. It’s seems to function as a countdown in Still in Dark. To what? Who knows. Zayne turning into an abomination leading to the death of MC? A Future Diary’s-esque countdown to Love and Death?

But it stems (ha) from Zayne’s Myth: Tower of Secrets. I’m not sure when this takes place in the big ol’ timeline or whatever, but it’s seemingly the most detached. I’m only about 59% through it, but the fact that it’s in a very different time/universe/reality is clear from early on. Zayne is literally a cursed wizard in a tower and it’s giving Magic-High Fantasy instead of the usual Science Fiction-Spacepunk the usual story is.

I could go on for hours. Sorry if this seems like the ramblings of a madwoman. This has been the most consumed by an otome game I’ve been since Mystic Messenger and its cathartic and All Coming Full Circle for me. I don’t have anyone else to talk to about these things so here I am, shouting into the void.

#pls talk to me #love and deep space #l&ds #l&ds zayne #love and deepspace #love and deepspace zayne #love and deep space zayne #lore dump #otome game #dating sim

[hopes-peak-postal-company]

Hello Mod Akane, can i get a matchup for Danganronpa? [THH, SDR2, V3 for each game] One Punch Man, Kakegurui and Arcane [if possible ddlc as well]

Preference: Any

🕸️ ; PERSONALITY — My personality is basically a brazilian on crack, I'm very loud and chaotic. I alternate between being clever and walking headfirst into a brick wall, I'm also very oblivious and blunt, you'll have to explain something to me at least 10 times again if i don't understand, i also like to make jokes, and puns sometimes! In general i just adore making jokes and getting a good laugh. I am just a crackhead. Speaking of crackhead, my humor is extremely broken; I'll laugh at anything ranging from the most chaotic thing (examples: a goddamn picture of an m&m, a horse with high heels, a piece of bread falling, the word balls, someone flying, literally an image of a tree with music) honestly anything ranging from just that will make me wheeze like my lungs just exploded, I'll be laughing like a deranged fox. I am seen as pretty chill, I'm honestly a happy-go-lucky person and I can socialize with everyone, i have a habit of cursing and invent the most absurd sounding curse words my favorite ones are “you blithering feculent shithole” “What in the name of sweet dong tickling horse fuck?!” “bunch of putrid douchesquatting cretins” “you shitsmearing fuckass” and finally “how can you be such a fucksquatting pain in the waste chute” i also have a knightly persona and act like a knight despite my use of constant profanity. 'Tis but the truest way of the knight! Any chance i get to act like a knight, I'll take it. if I'm in the presence of an animal and you're talking to me? I'll pay more attention to the animal. I usually miss major signs due to me being an oblivious asswhiffer. i also have a habit of usually just agreeing on anything and never really taking action, just obeying orders lol- i basically act like an actual knight to their queen/king. 😭

🏹 ; AFFECTION — I love making "fun" of people.. in a loving way. like I'll say something that's like “Hi there little stinky baby!” In a high pitched voiced to someone i find stinky [mean demeanor or just tsundere behavior] basically like how cat owners talk to their cats, if they mess up a word I'll also mimic them in the same high pitched tone while rubbing their face and lightly squeezing it adding a “you're so cute! Such a cutie!” everytime, if I'm far away; I'll be giggling and doing squeezey hands. I also love cuddling! I love being the little spoon despite being tall. I love drawing my partner in a cute art style! Only way to describe my love language is basically affectionate teasing. I'm very clingy too-

⚔️ ; HOBBIES — drawing,reading, i also like collecting pokemon cards and playing against people, studying arachnology, cracking my bones- like how people crack their fists, i do that except with every bone in my body, [ankles,shoulders,neck,fingers you name it.] Acting like a knight,or just whatever randomness my dumb fuckass of a brain can come up with

[EXTRA] I really like spiders! They actually don't scare me at all, in fact when i see one i pet them using my finger and let them crawl on my hand. I actually have a pet spider too! His name's Bobby and he's a tarantula! His species name is Arizona Blonde! He's very friendly actually

I see constant hallucinations of just generally terrifying things most of the time but I've gotten used to it so if my partner will see me flipping off the air or trying to fight absolutely nothing, it's a normal occurrence.

@sorrowsofcryptid

This took me awhile, but it’s finally finished.

Your Danganronpa Trigger Happy Havoc matchup is….

Yasuhiro Hagakure:

* You being naturally chaotic and him being unintentionally chaotic makes for a dysfunctional duo, but really fun at the same time

* The two of you are constantly getting into fun antics that he accidentally causes most of the time

* Luckily you can be clever sometimes and it gives Yasuhiro some stability and even rubs off on him, but when your crashing into brick walls, congratulations that has now become a couple activity

* He doesn’t know what’s been said half the time himself, so he won’t be able to explain stuff to you and if he does most of it is probably wrong

* Will laugh at all your jokes and puns even if he doesn’t always get them, so after a very long laughing fit he goes “Uh s/o, I don’t get it”

* He has broken humour as well, so whenever you find a picture that isn’t even that funny he’s laughing like a deranged fox with you

* When you create new curse words he thinks they sound cool and actually says some of them during arguments

* He even gets inspired by you and creates some of his own

* You should actually get a reward from how much you have acted like a knight for him because he is constantly getting into sticky situations that you will have to save him from

* He never asks you for things though, he just gets into trouble a lot making the knight side of you want to help him out

* You even end up in some of the situations with him

* Because you mindlessly agreed to join him on his next journey to this sketchy location he wads told to come too

* When you make fun of him at first he acts all offended saying how mean that is, but he eases into it once you tell him it’s just a joke

* He’s not very good at coming up with comebacks though some of his attempts are quite humorous

* Will cuddle with you, but he secretly likes to be the little spoon, but he doesn’t mind being the big spoon, especially if it makes you happier

* If you hand him a cute picture you drew of him he thinks your handing him a napkin at first, so wipes his mouth with it, but when you tell him it’s a picture you drew of him he is flattered

* So he unscrambles the piece of paper and puts it in his pocket, so he can always look at it whenever he wants to, so long as he doesn’t forget it’s there that is

* When he first caught you cracking your bones he thought you had some disease and ran away from you because he doesn’t want his bones to make that noise

* Even when you explain to him that it’s a normal thing to do he still gets uneasy when he hears your bones crack

* He doesn’t really like reading or studying, but he will happily play Pokémon card games with you even if he forgets the rules alot

* He is actually really scared of Bobby he almost thew him across the room when he held him for the first time

* He is on friendly terms with Bobby now though even if he still sometimes gets scared of him

* When he first caught you swatting the air and you said you hallucinated a ghost he thought there was actually one there and started shouting “A ghost, where?”

* The two of you end up running around the room together not stopping until you both crash into each other

* Overall, you and Yasuhiro are an amazing couple even if the two of you both seem dysfunctional to other people you’re not, well maybe sometimes the two of you are.

Your Danganronpa 2 Goodbye Despair matchup is….

Sonia Nevermind:

* Your chaotic and loud energy is what draws her to you at first since you stand out from everyone else

* The two of you are probably on the same level of intelligence and that makes for some nice conversations

* Whenever you crash into a wall she is quick to help you up and get Mikan to check and treat any injury you may have received

* She is very patient and explains everything to you again in the same amount of detail each time you ask her to repeat it

* Sonia’s oblivious sometimes too, so the two of you have that in common with each other

* She doesn’t get very many of your jokes and puns, but once you explain them too her she starts to laugh and with time she eventually gets all of your jokes with an explanation no longer being needed

* When you start laughing at random pictures she analyses them trying to figure out what makes them, so funny to you, you end up telling her nothing is that funny about them your humour is just broken

* The both of you are happy people and can socialise with anyone, so the two of you attend a lot of events together since you both get invited a lot

* Some of the swear words you makeup she thinks are actual words used by everyone that lives here, so she constantly uses them in different situations

* She is used to having knights and servants since she is royalty, so she tells you to refrain from giving her your knightly service

* But she does like it occasionally if you do end up giving her your knight treatment only in small amounts though

* When you say a mean joke to her she doesn’t really take it as mean, so your going to have to do better

* Sonia also unintentionally insults you, so you definitely have to try harder to insult her

* Loves your cute drawings you do of her and will hang them up in her room in the palace and another one in wherever she is staying at the moment

* She doesn’t mind being the big spoon when the two of you cuddle and actually enjoys being in that position, since it’s nice to feel like she is protecting someone for once because she is usually the person being protected

* Will read with you and she has access to hard to get books that she will lend to you if you want to read them

* She really enjoys it when you teach her how to play Pokémon card games and gets really good at the games

* Sonia will also listen to you rant about arachnology all you want

* Is fascinated by how you crack your muscles and tries to do it herself

* She finds Bobby really cool and is really good with him since Gundham taught her how to properly care for spiders

* If you get an hallucination she will be worried not knowing why it is happening to you, but she eventually gets used to these hallucinations of yours and is fascinated by them since she has an interest in horror and the occult

* Overall, an amazing relationship and you really help her to grow and to experience new things that she has always been sheltered from when growing up as royalty.

Your Danganronpa V3 Killing Harmony matchup is….

Kokichi Ouma:

* Matches your energy perfectly the two of you always annoy the others with how loud the two of you are when with each other

* He does love that you are clever, but he loves your dumb side even more

* He finds it funny when you crash into walls, but he will help you stand back up and lays you down somewhere if you start to lose consciousness

* He doesn’t get annoyed when having to constantly explain stuff to you he’s happy to do so

* But don’t always take his explanation word for word since he might exaggerate some elements

* The two of you are constantly making jokes together and spend dates writing new material

* He laughs at majority of your jokes and puns, but if you make a bad one he gives you a sarcastic “wow that was a really bad one s/o!”

* But most of the time he finds your jokes and puns funny and laughs a lot

* Since your humour is broken he constantly shows you memes to make you laugh and sometimes at inappropriate times

* Such as when your talking to someone he will hold up a random picture behind that person and watch as you start laughing manically between sentences

* He finds some of the swear words you make up funny and constantly references some of them in situations with other people

* Saying things like “In Y/n’s words you are a shitsmearing fuckass”

* He likes how you act as a knight to him because it feels nice to have someone looking out for him, but he won’t admit that to you, so instead he gets you to do meaningless tasks for him as a joke and will also tease you about your knightly behaviour

*Due to how sociable and chill you are a lot of people are friends with you, so he gets invited to more things by being associated with you since he’s your boyfriend after all

*You also might end up signing up for days of pranking other people with how you mindlessly say you will do things and him asking for a prank day with you is no exception

* The two of you have a lot of banter with each other and some people think the two of you are serious when you spew insults at each other

* Now Kokichi will be the big spoon for you when the two of you cuddle, but he does like to be the little spoon sometimes

* So your going to have to switch occasionally

* Loves looking at your Pokémon collection and will happily play with you

* Will also pester you to draw him when he finds out your good at it because who wouldn’t want a picture of the ultimate supreme leader hanging in their room

* If you draw him in a cute way he will say you should draw him more intimidatingly since this doesn’t represent his menacing persona correctly, he still hangs the picture in his room though

* He finds your bone cracking satisfying and pulls on your fingers sometimes just to hear that cracking sound

* Becomes friends with your pet spider Bobby and puts him on his shoulder

* Will also chase people with him since it’s funny watching them run away screaming in fear of the spider

* Overall, you and Kokichi are a very chaotic duo and your personalities mesh really well with each other at the expense of other people being scared of what mischievous antics you guys come up with next.

Your Kakegurui matchup is….

Runa Yomozuki:

* The two of you are absolutely chaotic with each other much to the other student council members annoyance

* The two of you are usually the loudest in a room and no one will dare tell you to shut up due to Runa’s status in the school

* Likes that you are smart because she would get a bit annoyed if you had low brain cells all of the time

* But when you crash into walls she finds it funny and when she hears a loud bang she looks up from her game and bursts out laughing when she sees you holding your head

* She may tease you at first about how you should of listened, but she will explain whatever was said to you again

* You may think she doesn’t listen to what people say, but she does and just tends to pretend she never heard it if she’s not interested in what is being said

* She laughs at your jokes and puns depending what they are about if it’s a joke about someone she knows or a pun on something she loves she’s going to start laughing with you

* But any other category it is a hit or Miss for her

* She doesn’t understand how you can find random things funny, but your deranged fox laugh is contagious and causes her to start laughing with you

* Some of the swear words you have made up start to rub off on her and if she ever rages during a video game she unintentionally starts shouting them out

* Will take advantage of your knightly persona and lack of thinking before doing actions to make you get her some more lollipops or her Nintendo switch charger

* She might feel a little guilty if she feels she has made you do too much, but she just really loves it

* Runa is really good at taking the insults you say to make fun of her and always has a witty one liner prepared to say back to you

* She is actually really brutal with some of her insults luckily the both of you have a good back bone

* When you tell her how cute she is as an insult she would usually eat that up, but since your saying it to mock her she gets moody and starts to pout before saying something to insult you

* You may like being the little spoon, but it’s non negotiable that she must be it instead

* But she will let you be it if you buy her some lollipops

* Loves it when you draw cute pictures of her since you really capture her image

* While you read she will rest her head on your shoulder while playing one of her video games

* She prefers dealing out cards than playing with them, so she doesn’t really play Pokémon card games with you, but will watch all the matches you have with other people

* The two of you often click your knuckles together since Runa’s fingers get tense from holding a device all day

* Runa has grown fond of Bobby and you will often find him resting on her shoulder and she definitely brings him close to people if she finds out there scared of him, but if it becomes too much for Bobby she will move him away from the people and hand him back to you

* Is shocked at first when she witnesses your first hallucination, but overtime gets used to it and just ignores then unless they get too bad to ignore

* Overall, your relationship with Runa is really nice you both balance each other out and you’re pretty similar even if Runa is slightly calmer than you are in certain areas.

Your Arcane matchup is….

Jinx:

* The two of you are very chaotic together much too Silco’s annoyance he always tries to separate the two of you because you both are too noisy for him to function properly, but Jinx convinces him to let you two be together for everything

* Since your clever your able to help Jinx in preparing some of her new gadgets

* When you crash into a wall Jinx starts manically laughing and then pulls you up to sit next to her

* She doesn’t mind explaining things to you again, but after explaining it again the first few times she might lose track and move on to talking about something entirely different

* She likes to make puns too, so the two of you collaborate on making them and finish each others puns

* She also laughs at all your jokes since she finds them funny and if you tell a joke in a meeting she lets out a really loud laugh, so try to refrain from telling them then

* The two of you are practically twins when it comes to humour since her humour is broken as well, but while you laugh at more stupid things she’s laughing at more gruesome things

* You being able to socialise with anyone really helped you in communicating with Jinx and you being pretty chill as well helped you to not get scared of her unusual personality

* Copies most of the new swear words you make since they are quite catchy and creates bombs with the swear words you made written on as a design or she makes the smoke spell them out when it explodes

* Not many people have tried to protect her in a long time, so when you come in with your knightly persona she doesn’t no how to act

* She will probably push you aside while she does the thing herself or acts all giddy about it and jokingly plays along

* You need to work on your trait of just mindlessly agreeing with anything because Jinx asks you to do some very crazy and illegal plans, so if you don’t want to get wrapped up in them you better learn how to say no quickly

* Yeah when you first make fun of her she thinks your serious, so replies with a really hurtful insult back, but she understands when you explain to her why you said it

* From then on she will jokingly insult you back, but she does still go too far sometimes

* Now it’s good that you like being the little spoon because Jinx has to hold you at night really tight because she’s scared your going to leave her and doing this just reassures her that you won’t be leaving any time soon

* Once she starts to trust you more in the relationship she may have a go at being the little spoon, but there’s still a long way to go before that happens

* When you draw her a picture of her in a cute art style she doesn’t think it’s for her at first and double checks with you once she is 100% sure it’s for her she hangs it up in her workshop staring and stroking at it often throughout the day

* Whenever your reading something Jinx will pop over your shoulder and read a few lines before getting bored, but she still asks you after what the books plot was about

* Will play Pokémon card games with you and ends up accidentally throwing them when she loses you have to tell her to be more careful since they are collectors items

* When the two of you draw together you will be drawing some nice art, but Jinx will either be sketching a new invention design or drawing random scribbles all over the piece of paper you gave her

* When she catches you cracking your bones she decides to make you a machine that will do it for you to make your life easier be careful though since it ties you into a knot if it malfunctions

* She really likes Bobby and can often be found feeding and petting him

* She even made him a little hat and bow tie to wear

* She can relate to you on the always seeing hallucinations part accept hers are more trauma related, so you will have to do a lot of comforting and reassuring when hers get extremely bad and she will do the same for you

* When you first tell her it’s ghosts your hallucinating she gets the vacuum out ready to exterminate them for you

* Overall, Jinx maybe really intense and a wild card, but your relationship with her works well and you wouldn’t trade what you have with her for the entire world.

Your One Punch Man matchup is….

Garou:

* He doesn’t mind your loud nature and actually comes to enjoy it

* However, he will cover your mouth with his hands when he senses a hero nearby, so don’t get alarmed when you feel something stopping your speech

* He does ask you for your opinion on some of his strategies since your really clever and he could use another opinion in case he missed something out

* When you crash into a wall the first time Garou instantly helps you up and laughs later when he reimagines the memory of it

* But from that day forward whenever you were about to crash into a wall Garou would quickly grab you to stop that from happening because in his words he doesn’t have time to take care of your injuries all the time, but in reality he really just doesn’t like seeing you get hurt

* He will explain any plans he makes with you again because he wants to make sure you understand it and so you don’t mess it up because if you know exactly what to do you can’t get yourself into any danger since he might not be able to save you when that happens, but he obviously tries his best too

* Laughs at very few of your jokes and puns it’s not because he doesn’t think your funny it’s just he doesn’t find a lot of things funny

* Although if he’s in a fight and he’s winning and you make some pun on that or a joke at the heroes expense he’s full on laughing like a mad man

* Speaking of him not laughing at everything he may not, but you do and when you laugh at some random unfunny picture you found online he just slaps his hand onto his face and shakes his head while slowly shutting the computer and tries to find you some real comedy to laugh at

* Your ability to socialise and your chill persona was what helped you approach him because not many people would and when they do they usually get scared if there not a hero or a kid, he admires that about you

* He does find the swear words you makeup fairly amusing and when you say them and someone ends up getting confused he enjoys that even more

* In impossible situations when he’s cornered by heroes or a fight is taking longer than he thought it would he unintentionally says some of your swear words in his head showing off his annoyance

* You don’t really get the chance to act like a knight with him since he is capable of taking care of himself

* But there are a few moments when you are his knight in shining armour, such as when he gets injured you treat all his wounds stopping him from getting them infected, which would be very bad

* He likes that you don’t fight him on certain things, especially if they involve your safety and just mindlessly listen to him since it makes his life easier

* Whenever you jokingly insult him he never takes it to heart and just lets out an oh yeah and taunts you right back

* No one ever really crosses a line and it makes for some really good banter between the two of you

* He is always the big spoon anyway without you even having to ask since he likes to have you in his arms, so he can quickly manoeuvre you out of the way if something bad happens or someone attacks the two of you in his sleep

* When you hand him a cute picture you drew of him he tells you he’s not cute and no one will find him intimidating in this picture, but he does like it and thanks you for it

* He also keeps it in his pocket to look at whenever he’s on his own and unlike Yasuhiro he’s not as likely to forget that it is there or lose it

* He usually just watches you draw since he’s not very good at it

* But he will read books with you, but his are more guides on hero’s, so he is better prepared when he fights them he will have a read of any books you recommend to him though

* When he’s not busy he is happy to play Pokémon card games with you and he gets quite competitive

* He gets frustrated on how you keep winning though, so he’s going to have to start practicing more

* The two of you crack each others bones for the other person when neither of you can be bothered to do it yourselves even if that is just as much effort it doesn’t feel like it is to the two of you

* He loves Bobby and protects him with his life he won’t let anything happen to that spider

* Garou let’s him crawl along his hand and there’s lots of space because those hands of his are massive

* When he finds you hallucinating a ghost he chops the air trying to fight it off, once you tell him to get used to it since this happens a lot that’s what he does and next time you hallucinate he just sits down and doesn’t get involved, but he still keeps an eye on you to make sure you don’t hurt yourself at all

* Overall, the two of you are an amazing couple even if the guy is known as the hero hunter and doesn’t seem like boyfriend material he has loads of potential that he proves to you time and time again with how nice and gentle he treats you.

Your Doki Doki Literature Club matchup is….

Sayori:

* The two of you are very chaotic together in the literature club and barely get any poem writing done

*When your in clever mode you help Sayori with her school work and with other tasks that she may need help doing

* The amount of times Monika has had to patch you two up for crashing into walls together is unreal

* Sayori is happy to explain things to you as many times as you wish and she never gets annoyed by it because you have to do the same for her sometimes

* She laughs at all of your jokes and puns even if she doesn’t understand some of them

* She also likes to make jokes and puns herself hoping she can make you laugh just as much as you make her

* The two of you often have your own stand up comedy shows in front of each other

* Sometimes inviting the whole gang if your confident enough for that

* Will also laugh at random things with you and the two of you can be found producing uncontrollable laughter together for ages after looking at one single picture

* She loves your happy nature and she hopes your genuine happiness will rub off on her and she looks up to you with how sociable and chill you are wanting to be more like that as well

* Is happy with how creative you are with swear words and tries to make some herself even if hers turn out more PG than yours they are still fun to say

* Your knightly persona comes in handy when dealing with Sayori since she often forgets to do basic things, so your instincts make you help her with doing them which makes her life, so much easier

* Any mean joke you say to her she laughs off knowing that you don’t actually mean it

* She loves any cute pictures you draw of her and hangs them in her bedroom

* When cuddling she likes to be the little spoon because it makes her feel protected, but she wants you to feel like that too, so will happily be the big spoon just for you

* Will draw with you even if her picture will be something she ripped out of a colouring book and coloured in she still enjoys doing this activity with you

* The two of you read together, but she will need a break because her mind starts to wonder off since she struggles to read for long periods of time without taking a bit of a break

* Will also play Pokémon card games with you and gets quite competitive, praises you when you win though

* She finds you cracking your bones awesome and tries to do it herself

* She thinks Bobby is cute and likes to pet him after you show her how too pet him correctly, so Bobby does not get hurt

* Anytime you have a hallucination she cuddles you after it is over to make sure your okay even if you are used to them by now and don’t need it

* Overall, a really loving relationship where both parties treat each other nicely making it a very healthy environment for everyone involved and your relationship with her makes Sayori genuinely happy for the first time in a while.

#danganronpa trigger happy havoc matchup #kakegurui matchup #danganronpa 2 goodbye despair matchup #danganronpa v3 killing harmony matchup #one punch man matchup #arcane matchup #doki doki literature club matchup

[koemiii]

Hii! I'm here for the matchup if it's alright.

Sexuality: AroAce, but I'd like a QPP [Queerplatonic partner] i am fine with being paired up with both genders.

Pronouns: He/she/they [any of the three is fine]

🏹 — AESTHETIC:

Metalhead all the way, and the other 1% knightly aesthetic.

🕸️ ; PERSONALITY — My personality is basically a brazilian on crack, I'm very loud and chaotic. I alternate between being clever and walking headfirst into a brick wall, I'm also very oblivious and blunt, you'll have to explain something to me at least 10 times again if i don't understand, i also like to make jokes, and puns sometimes! In general i just adore making jokes and getting a good laugh. I am just a crackhead. Speaking of crackhead, my humor is extremely broken; I'll laugh at anything ranging from the most chaotic thing (examples: a goddamn picture of an m&m, a horse with high heels, a piece of bread falling, the word balls, someone flying, literally an image of a tree with music) honestly anything ranging from just that will make me wheeze like my lungs just exploded, I'll be laughing like a deranged fox. I am seen as pretty chill, I'm honestly a happy-go-lucky person and I can socialize with everyone, i have a habit of cursing and invent the most absurd sounding curse words my favorite ones are “you blithering feculent shithole” “What in the name of sweet dong tickling horse fuck?!” “bunch of putrid douchesquatting cretins” “you shitsmearing fuckass” and finally “how can you be such a fucksquatting pain in the waste chute” i also have a knightly persona and act like a knight despite my use of constant profanity. 'Tis but the truest way of the knight! Any chance i get to act like a knight, I'll take it. if I'm in the presence of an animal and you're talking to me? I'll pay more attention to the animal. I usually miss major signs due to me being an oblivious asswhiffer. i also have a habit of usually just agreeing on anything and never really taking action, just obeying orders lol- i basically act like an actual knight to their queen/king. 😭

🕸️ ; HOBBIES — drawing my QPP partner in a cute art style,reading, writing, playing the guitar, cracking my bones- like how people crack their fists, i do that except with every bone in my body, ankles, shoulders, neck, fingers you name it. Acting like a knight, or just whatever random clusterfuckery my dumb fuckass of a brain can come up with

🕸️ ; LIKES : animals,cats,ice cream,peanuts,the color red,Greek mythology,heavy metal/deathcore metal,dad jokes or any jokes, romcoms, cold food & drinks, the season of winter.

🕸️ ; DISLIKES : Tea, Coca Cola, Strawberries, Hot food, The season of Summer, icing and cake, any bug.. i guess there's not much.

INSECURITIES: my face i actually have a baby face and it ain't good, the scar on my left eye, my fear of thunder and thunderstorms it leaves me sobbing, another fear is bugs it also leaves me sobbing no matter the size of the bug i will scream so loud. The fact that I cook bad :'(

SOMETHING I LIKE IN A PARTNER: uhm anything really i don't think i even have a dislike.

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BONUS:

🕸️ ; AFFECTION — I love making "fun" of people.. in a loving way. like I'll say something that's like “Hi there little stinky baby!” In a high pitched voiced to someone i find stinky [mean demeanor or just tsundere behavior] basically like how cat owners talk to their cats, if they mess up a word I'll also mimic them in the same high pitched tone while rubbing their face and lightly squeezing it adding a “you're so cute! Such a cutie!” everytime, if I'm far away; I'll be giggling and doing squeezey hands. I also love cuddling! I love being the little spoon despite being tall. I love drawing my partner in a cute art style! Only way to describe my love language is basically affectionate teasing. I'm very clingy too-

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I really like spiders! They actually don't scare me at all, in fact when i see one i pet them using my finger and let them crawl on my hand. I actually have a pet spider too! His name's bobby and he's a tarantula! His species name is Arizona Blonde

Hope this wasn't too long..

Hihi!!!! How are you? Ahh you're like me in someway!! My humor is brokenmm too like ur mum. /j

results down there!!

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Your fated partner is... Hutao!!

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Y'all will definetely go out to have a movie date and theme park hangouts i'm sure of it. Life's no fun without these things!!

You and Hutao share the same broken humor. She has patience in explaning everything to you despite your nature!!

You and her's like two peas in a pod. Loud and chaotic? Her thing.

The habit of absurd sounding curse words from you, hmm...she has learnt a few- well, maybe not a few. A plenty of them to count. Or maybe you can't count anymore. Okay. Too much to count.

Ooh you act like a knight? She's interested in roleplaying with you!! She just geniuely loves the vibes you radiate (especially around her.)

Do you know, Hutao loves to write poems!!! So I think this will be a great opportunity to exchange ideas on poems, stories...etc.

Everytime she hears you cracking a bone, she'll never miss the chance of selling you coffin(s). She thinks you’re helping her to boost income!!!

There's a cat outside the Wanghsneg Funeral Parlour. Hutao feeds it daily wayy before she met you. She has been friends with the stray cats n dogs in Liyue since she's stil young!! Sometimes takes you to where the animals are. She knows you like them!

She's into heavy metal/deathcore metal too, not surprisingly. I feel like since you and her share the same aesthetic, she steals your clothes 24/7 and doesn't even tell you until you ask her hehehe. She just gives you back a cheeky smile when she returns your clothes.

You and her sleep together everynight. And those nights are always filled with bedtime storytelling, from you telling her Greek Mythology to her telling you histories about Liyue which she heard from Zhongli.

When it's winter, y'all go out to have a snowball fight!!

In conclusion, although she seems to sell you coffins everyday, she doesn't want to lose you. She doesn't want you to die on her too fast. As her partner, it's her job to protect you!! She loves you so much.

Woww...you love spiders and you even have a pet spider!!! That's so great!! But Hutao rembers that you dislike insects...hm, well, maybe spiders hold a special place in your heart just like herself.

Bobby's cute!! She knows that. Finds it amazing too, letting Bobby crawl onto your hand. However she had tried selling bobby pint-sized coffins.

Hutao loves your cat so much!! Whenever she and Morrigan cross paths in the home, she'll pet them. Who can resist a floofy and warm cat, she says.

I assume the origin of Morrigan's name have became some night's bedtime stories with you telling her.

·˚ ༘₊· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳BONUS!! -ˏ͛-

Everyone has their own insecurities and fears, so it really doesn't matter to her. She understands. She promised that she'll protect you!!

She doesn't find your baby face bad. It just makes you yourself unique!! Instead she finds it cute and she doesn't hesitate to tell you that you're cute. That's really what she thinks and this isn't your flaw. It's what makes her little stupid boo special!!

When it's having a thunderstorm, she know that you'll be scared. She may seem unrealiable at first glance but she's wayy more than that. She'll engulf you into her, cover your ears and whisper comforting words. May even pat your head too!! So don't be scared.

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sorry if this took too long!! hope you like this ;) lmk in the comments if i missed anything please!!

#genshin matchups

[fandom-smut-shots]

YOO can i get a matchup for Rosario Vampire? And One Punch Man [if possible] if matchups are closed please ignore this and I'm sorry.

T's romantic of course!

I doth not has't a preference, for i am rated e for everyone!

[I'm so sorry for the Shakespeare]

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⚔️ — NAME : Caynine or Vinicios (or the americanized version: William)

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⚔️ ; APPEARANCE — I have monolids, and a long scar on my left eye due to 5 yr old me being stupid I also have glasses, and am a complete blind shit without them. Overall i am seen as intimidating, either because of my eye scar or the fact that i dress the way i dress [for reference, think of metalheads but with alotta chains and spikes] my voice is very deep and mature like, I'm about 198 cm (6'5 i think)

⚔️ ; PERSONALITY — My personality is, despite being seen as intimidating and cold, is the exact opposite I'm basically a brazilian on crack, I'm very loud and chaotic. I alternate between being clever and walking headfirst into a brick wall, I'm also very oblivious and blunt, you'll have to explain something to me at least 10 times again, if i don't understand; i also like make jokes a lot, and puns sometimes! In general i just adore making jokes and getting a good laugh. I also tend to say stuff that is labeled as nonsense like “is orange called orange because oranges orange or because oranges are orange?” i like to make people confused, though people call me bonkers for that. Speaking of bonkers, my humor is extremely broken; I'll laugh at anything ranging from the most chaotic thing (examples: a goddamn picture of an m&m, a horse with high heels, a piece of bread falling, the word balls, someone flying, literally an image of a tree with music) honestly anything ranging from just that will make me wheeze like my lungs just exploded, I'll be laughing like a deranged fox.

I am seen as pretty chill, I'm honestly a happy-go-lucky person and I can socialize with everyone, i have a habit of cursing and invent the most absurd sounding curse words my favorite ones are “you blithering feculent shithole” “What in the name of sweet dong tickling horse fuck?!” “bunch of putrid douchesquatting cretins” “you shitsmearing fuckass” and finally “how can you be such a fucksquatting pain in the waste chute” i also act like a knight despite my use of constant profanity. 'Tis but the truest way of the knight!

Any chance i get to act like a knight, I'll take it. I probably pay more attention to animals then humans, if I'm in the presence of an animal and you're talking to me? I'll pay more attention to the animal. I usually miss major signs due to me being an oblivious asswhiffer. I’m also really vengeful but can never enact on it so i just suppress my emotions, my way of thinking about heroes is similar to that of Garou (how the hero demographic gets ALL the benefits and praise. Even in play fighting. I believe a villain is a living being and could become so much more if they weren’t labelled so bad. I overly detest the over-egotistical nature of the heroes and just how easy life can be for them. I label it as injustice. The inequality is crystal clear, If i could i would also bring justice to the villains)

⚔️ ; HOBBIES — drawing, reading, writing, dancing, i have a habit of cracking my bones- like how people crack their fists, i do that except with every bone in my body, ankles, shoulders, neck, fingers you name it. Acting like a knight, or just whatever randomness my dumb fuckass of a brain can come up with

⚔️ ; LIKES : animals,cats,ice cream,peanuts,the color red,Greek mythology, heavy metal/deathcore metal,dad jokes or any jokes, romcoms, cute things.

⚔️ ; DISLIKES : Tea, Coca Cola, Strawberries, Hot food, The season of Summer, icing and cake, any bug i guess there's not much.

⚔️ ; AFFECTION —

I love making "fun" of people.. in a loving way, like I'll say something that's like “Hi there little stinky baby!” In a high pitched voiced to someone i find stinky [mean demeanor or just tsundere behavior] basically like how cat owners talk to their cats, if they mess up a word I'll also mimic them in the same high pitched tone while rubbing their face and lightly squeezing it adding a “you're so cute! Such a cutie!” everytime, i also love cuddling! I love being the little spoon despite being tall. I think I would like my partner to quote unquote "order" me around as i am not the type of person to order others. I guess i am kinda submissive. I love drawing my partner in a cute art style!

— hope it wasn't too long!

I don't mind the Shakespeare at all, and I appreciate your support via request but I have never seen One Punch Man and I no longer write for Rosario Vampire. I'm sorry! I haven't updated my match-up master in ages so I have no idea what fandoms are even listed, and I've actually been meaning to close requests as I have too much going on. But thank you!

[trans-rights-adam-jensen]

1, 12, 15, 25 for Finch!

Long and mild? NSFW? Not really, like on a level of dick drawings in bathrooms kind of NSFW.

What’s the lie your character says most often?

Cop-out answer: "I'm not a people person" lol

A more interesting answer: "Don't worry about me."  Finch does very much want to be worried about; they want to be loved and missed and thought of.

What’s something that makes them laugh every single time? Be specific!

Ok, context: so at some point while Jensen was out on a mission, he sent Finch a picture of some spilled fast food on the sidewalk, like a foil-wrapped half eaten burrito, that looked vaguely phallic-shaped and captioned it "found your dick lol".  Finch replied with "Oh shit that's where I dropped it.  Grab it for me, will you?" as a joke.  

Jensen, in the most annoying older brother way possible, literally brought it back with him in a plastic bag and tossed it into Finley's lap when he got back home, prompting them to screech at the ridiculousness and also vague grossness of even sealed food garbage.  

Since then, any time any of them get foil-wrapped food, Jensen will crunch it up into a dick shape and hand it to Finch.  Without fail, they end up on the floor wheezing.  

Jensen's foil sculpting has slowly become better to the point that he will occasionally take  absurd artistic liberties, which only makes Finley laugh even harder.  

What’s the most obvious difference between their behavior at home, at work, at school, with friends, and when they’re alone?

So in contrast to everyone's favorite Secret-Self-Loathing trope, Finch is a lot gentler to themselves when they're alone.  They self-deprecate less, they don't police their own behavior, they actually take fairly good care of themselves.  

Finch's "jobs" during and post WRH is.  Complicated, so I'll just stick with generally "in public" around people they don't consider friends.  Finley doesn't especially seem to give a shit about strangers; they ignore them for the most part, but internally, their self-image and general demeanor are harshly critical, for a myriad of reasons.  While after leaving UAAE their mental health improves drastically, they are still not friendly and will default to being kind of mean if they feel like someone's bugging them purposefully, or does something disagreeable. 

They also struggle very much with being looked at: a few times in WRH it's mentioned that they were uncomfortable with eyes on them.  Even though they aren't making eye *contact*, they still hate being stared at, and it's extremely draining.  If they're at the store and nobody is paying attention to them, they can navigate being around strangers with just "typical" levels of extra spoon/energy drain, but if they're Looked At as in for interviews, introductions, stopped by passersby, then they rapidly tire and may stim more dramatically, sometimes with their full body or close to it.  The scene where Jensen thanks them for finding the hellebore in his shoulder, and the fight at Sardonyx kind of capture this, though Finch is especially aggravated in the latter given the literal physical threat.

Among friends: Finch is more considerate with their favorite people, and eventually they get to a point where they feel they can joke with Malik and Pritchard, but they're not often openly affectionate with them; they show closeness via references and CONSTANT jokes. 

Jensen, and eventually a little bit Rey, recieve a very rare degree of trust and affection from Finley.  Those two are the only people Finch will really let hug them, or that they themselves will hug--excepting if they feel they need to reach out to a distressed friend.  Finch is extremely relaxed around Jensen in particular, similar to how they behave when alone.  

What subject / topic do they know a lot about that’s completely useless to the direct plot?

Oh boy!  This is a fun question.  Finch got really, really into color hex codes after discovering them in a middle school art class.  Do not ask them what color something is unless you are prepared for a DEEP DIVE.  They also like sewing and computerized weaving and knitting machines--and by extension can tell you Too Much about a particular piece of fabric.  (it is not plot relevant, as specified, so I have not researched these, please don't ask me about them, I do not know SHIT lmfao)

#finley argent jones #ask #oc ask #beth <3 <3 <3 #finch #wrh

[risingsunresistance]

people who are angry because techno was being too relaxed and funny during this entire prison issue, choosing to crack jokes instead of doing ~serious lore~, etc etc... why aren’t you absolutely fascinated by someone who does not fear being trapped in the most secure place on the server and literally treats it as a joke

#IF YOU CALL IT BAD WRITING THEN THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM FKJHDSJKG #LIKE YES HE BREAKS THE FOURTH WALL A LOT. BUT ISN'T IT SO COOL TO TAKE WHAT LORE HE GIVES YOU AND MAKE IT YOUR OWN??? #TAKE THAT CONSTANT JOKING DEMEANOR AND TAKE IT LITERALLY #THIS MAN RARELY SHOWS A NEGATIVE EMOTION. AND WHEN HE DOES IT'S HARDLY TAKEN SERIOUSLY ANYWAYS #JUST JOKES 24/7. EVEN WHEN HANDING HIS FRIEND HIS *WILL* (WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT BE A REAL WILL BUT THAT'S NOT RELEVANT) #HE LEFT BY GOING ''byyeeeeeeee~ :D'' LIKE?? #AND HE KNOWS HE'S WILLINGLY WALKING INTO A TRAP TOO. BUT HE STILL ACTS LIKE THAT #I WANT TO STUDY HIM KJFHDSKJG #chat

[justsoth1rsty]

dating headcanons with best boy Ali pls? (sfw)

ABSOLUTELY. ENOUGH SAID-

Dating! Headcanons Ali Abdul x reader

- This man is 100% a literal loving puppy dog

- He’s a very gentle person and tries his best to be gentle with you too but if he ever hurts you by accident (like elbowing you to the side by accident) he’s a sobbing mess. Dating him means constant reassuring.

- But he would do anything for you.

- Literally anything.

- Family man i will not be taking criticism about this and definitely wants to settle down with you.

- Ali is really supportive and always makes sure you know how proud he’s proud of you.

- That being said don’t let that man play board games with you because he will destroy you. Accidentally or not. And he acts like a baby if he loses.

- He doesn’t have a lot of money so instead of buying you anything he will surprise you with something homemade which shows how well he knows you.

- You also surprise him with sweets you made because this man infamously has a sweet tooth so cafe dates are a must.

- Teaching you about his cultures and opening up about his past and problems. It always comforts him and his racing mind as you attentively listen to his worries.

- Ali is all for PDA. He doesn’t care who’s watching or if you two are with friends. You deserve all the kisses and hugs.

- He loves kissing you when you’re least expecting it. He’s a spontaneous kisser and enjoys catching you off guard.

- Will also pick you up whenever he gets excited. Spinning you around while laughing happily. Unless you are uncomfortable of course. HE RESPECTS THE FUCKING BOUNDARIES.

- In fact he loves giving you giant bear hugs. Feeling down? Here’s a hug. Overjoyed? Here’s another. You can’t complain though because he smells incredible and he makes you feel safe.

- He also enjoys having heart to heart conversations quite frequently. Having one makes him feel secure and loved.

- Fun fact about him is that he absolutely loves romantic movies. Not even in ”ohmy so cheesy” type of way. He just loved them.

- One of the reasons why he loves them so much is because he can relate to the stupid bullshit people do in the movies for the name of love. He feels the same when he’s looking at you. This sounded less corny in my head

- Generally your words mean the world to him. If you say he’s the best, he’ll believe it. And of course you mean it everytime.

- Ali loves to sleep in with you, just laying on bed and watch stupid videos, cuddling and just playing with your hair and peppering you with kisses.

- Absolutely adores the fact how well connected you two become over all topics and situations. Even if he might disagree with few, he loves to hear all your thoughts and opinions.

- Has a habit of humming when he’s happy so you need to be prepared for random noises whenever he’s roaming around the apartment

- Sing with him. Please.

- You two have so many inside jokes. He loves cheesy jokes and you absolutely love making him laugh.

- Dad jokes.

- Ali loves your laugh too. Even if you’d say some shit like ”i sound like a goblin who is being boiled alive.” Hearing it makes him smile everytime and in his mind you look fucking adorable.

- He barely gets angry but one of the only ways to get him riled up and mad is if you tell him that somebody made you upset.

- No joke his whole demeanor in seconds and seek out the person in question.

- He just loves you so damn much.

#squid game netflix #squid game x reader #squid game x you #squid game headcanons #squid game #ali abdul x reader #dating headcanons #headcanons

[thenovelartist]

ok so we have a few fics here on tumblr on how tot boys would act when they’re jealous but what if it was the other way around? what if their s/o gets a bit jealous because the boys are spending more time with rosa than with them? they probably wouldn’t do that to their s/o but it would be fun to imagine haha. if you’re still taking requests, can i request for this scenario with the boys? thank you so much and i hope you keep writing more content for tot in the future!

Premise: MC jealous of another girl spending maybe a little too much time with her boy.

Luke

When Luke begins talking about this other girl he’s partnered with at work, MC doesn’t really think on it too much.

She really trusts Luke a lot, and she knows he’s only got eyes for her.

At most, she’ll feel a little jealousy bubbing up inside her if Luke talks too long about his female co-worker’s accomplishments or whatnot.

However, then she gets to meet said co-worker.

Just watching the way this woman and Luke interact, teasing and joking around while the woman stands maybe a little too close to Luke for MC’s liking, this is where the problem’s start.

It will take a while after the woman leaves for Luke to realize something is wrong with MC.

There are no secrets between the two of them. MC will eventually admit (with a little prying on Luke’s part) that she wasn’t comfortable with his female co-worker.

And once Luke realizes why that is, he’ll be falling over himself to apologize and assure his MC that she’s his one and only.

Which MC knows full well, but it’s always nice to hear.

Que snuggles and constant reassurances.

It won’t take much for MC to realize she was being an idiot, but she’ll take Luke’s attention for as long as he’s willing to give it, anyway.

Vyn

MC knows Vyn is a professional and sees many female patients. Furthermore, Vyn is really good at setting boundaries for female patients if they start being too forward.

However, the same doesn’t always apply to doctors and other medical staff.

So when one doctor starts to spend a little too much time with Vyn under the guise of “talking about patients”, that’s when the problem begins.

Vyn doesn’t realize it right away, but after a while, he’ll notice MC’s slight change in demeanor whenever a certain doctor is mentioned.

But he won’t realize it’s jealousy right away until MC reveals she’s uncomfortable with how close the doctor seems to be with Vyn.

Guilt. Trip.

(For a moment, I thought he’d be a tease about it, but thinking about his personality and how sincere he is in his relationship with MC, I don’t think he would. In fact, I think he’d be quite upset if MC felt jealous for a good reason like this.)

He’ll take a moment to hug her and reassure her that she’s the only woman for him after confirming that all he has with his colleague is a working relationship. And that if his colleague is thinking otherwise, then that’s on her and he’ll be sure to correct her.

Only then will MC feel silly for being jealous, though Vyn will assure her it’s a natural response before admitting he quite likes knowing she’s possessive of him.

Que blushing mess MC and giggling Vyn.

Artem

MC knows this boy needs some serious slack when it comes to women.

She knows he tries, though. It’s endearing.

But knowing that doesn’t always suppress the jealousy that will occasionally bubble up.

Like when a female client of his starts getting a little too friendly.

In the beginning, she knows Artem is oblivious, so the jealousy is easy to squash.

But when flowers appear as a “thank you” for helping her, MC gets really jealous.

And Artem is none the wiser.

Until Celestine drops a hint when he absently wonders why MC has been seeming a little off at work lately.

He’s horrified. Mostly because he never wanted to give MC any reason to be jealous, and yet, here he was. (It’s not your fault, Artem.)

This poor man will ditch the gifted roses immediately and buy flowers of his own for MC, appearing before her unexpectedly and apologizing.

MC literally cannot stay mad at him, even if she wanted to. He’s too awkwardly genuine in his attempts to reassure her.

He’s forgiven with a smile, and only then is he able to relax.

But he also asks her to talk to him next time about it. He really doesn’t want her to have those insecurities about their relationship.

(He’s too sweet. Seriously.)

Marius

MC knows that Marius is loyal.

But she’s also concerned because he’s a drop-dead gorgeous natural-born flirt with a fat wallet. So that draws a lot of unwanted attention.

She’s watched him shut down obvious flirting attempts and knows he’ll use PDA with her to do it.

Furthermore, there are times Marius will purposefully shoot MC a wink while talking with women, trying to see if he can get a rise out of her. But MC rarely ever gives him the satisfaction of playing the jealous girlfriend. If anything, she knows in these moments that he's purposefully trying to get her attention over the attention of the other women.

But there are some persistent, patient women around who know how to get under MC’s skin.

Particularly this one young board member at Pax.

MC wouldn’t say Marius is oblivious…

But he does get along with this woman quite well, and they tease each other back and forth often.

Often enough for MC to burn with jealousy.

Which Marius won’t notice for a long while. He only gets the hint after MC basically explodes at him.

At which point he’ll spend a sleepless night planning out an apology, complete with roses, chocolates, dinner date, the whole shebang.

And he’ll practically fall on his knees in apology for it.

MC, knowing him, will drag him on for a moment.

But not for long before caving and accepting his apology. You know, just right before he starts crying.

(She'll have to promise not to do it again.)

#tears of themis #tears of themis headcanons #luke pearce #vyn richter #artem wing #marius von hagen

[minteyeddevil]

(I sent this separately since I didn't want you to have to post it if you weren't interested) BUT if you have time and the idea strikes you as fun, can I request the bros and the dateables with an MC who looks like a doll? Small, big doe eyes, curly hair, likes to wear Lolita style clothes, the works! Someone else did this and I thought getting your interpretation of it would be fun :)

~🌸 anon

(Sorry for taking a while to get to this for you 🌸 nonny, but I hope this comes out well!)

Lucifer:

His first thought when he sees MC is "are they a real person?"

The soft face, giant eyes, curly hair; a literal walking doll has entered the HoL and he isn't quite sure how to take it

He keeps a constant eye on them because he has this unshakable feeling that if they were to fall over they would shatter like porcelain

If he can't watch them for some reason, has one of his brothers follow them around as well to make sure no one hurts them or mistreats them

Has a tendency to place his hand on their head when standing next to them and ruffles their curly hair without realizing he is even doing it

He hates that their doe eyes make him weak in the knees and has the hardest time lecturing them or giving them a punishment; he eventually just puts his fingers to the bridge of his nose and let's them walk out scot-free

Mammon:

The first though he gets is of the dolls you see in horror movies; they are so pretty but definitely cursed and will kill you...

MC, would you happen to be a cursed doll? Should he be worried? Please don't kill him!

Eventually their kindness wins him over, and he becomes very protective of them, hovering around them a lot for fear of them getting hurt

Like Lucifer, has an odd habit of messing with their hair and petting their head absent-mindedly, and will freak out when he realizes he is doing it, turning into his usual tsun self

Would honestly enjoy having them model with him for Majolish's magazines, cause they are gorgeous and would make an amazing model

Leviathan:

Absolutely fascinated by how they look; reminds him so much of his figurines and anime protagonist that he can't help but stare at them a lot

Has trouble speaking to them because he feels he isn't worthy to talk to someone so amazing

Practically has a heart attack when they start conversations with him, and freaks out the moment they go into his room and see all his anime figures and merch

Is it weird that he would totally want to keep them as part of his collection? He just wants to stare at them all the time

Over the moon when they start playing games and watching anime with him; they become practical best friends in no time

Satan:

Has to constantly remind himself that MC is in fact a real person and not a walking doll

The first time he met them he literally walked up to them and squeezed their cheek to make sure they were real!

He finds their dresses reminiscent of those he reads about in his books and enjoys seeing how many different kinds they have

Enjoys when they offer to have tea with him, or sir and read along side him as well

Gets a strange protective streak for them and glares any other demon down that gets too close to them or gives off ill intentions

Asmodeus:

He is in love with them and their fashion sense instantly!

Always taking pictures with them, posting them to Devilgram, and has a few streams on their as well with them to prove to his followers they are a real person

Will take them shopping and buy them beautiful dress and complimentary clothing for their style as well as anything he feels they would look adorable in

He falls for their doe eyes every time and gives them any and everything they ask for from him

Lots of hugs and head kisses for them as well because he just has to smother them in his affections

Beelzebub:

He finds them fascinating, like something out of a story book Satan has shared with him before; but Lord Diavolo is he terrified to touch them

They look so delicate and soft that he feels they will shatter if he puts a hand on them

They have to really convince him that they are not that easy to hurt and grab hold of his hand to get him to start feeling comfortable enough to touch them

Walks beside them at RAD though, keeping a watch on them that others do not hurt them; hopes his intimidating demeanor keeps that bad demons away from them

Gives them piggy back rides a lot and shares all his favorite snacks with them because their smile is incredibly enchanting

Belphegor:

Has a similar reaction as Mammon; MC has got to be some kind of cursed doll to look like that and move around so easily

Follows them around a lot to get a better sense of who they are, and eventually decides they are literally just a cute little human

Rests his chin on their curly head all time when they are sitting or even walking around RAD; they just feel so comfy and soft

No one is allowed to touch them except him when he is around them; will growl if someone tries (except for Beel of course)

Drags them around to be his cuddle buddy a lot as well, burying his face in their curls as he falls asleep wrapped around them

Diavolo:

Honestly has a similar though process as Lucifer, staring dumbfounded at them when he first meets them

So small and fragile looking; but incredibly impressed when he can see how well they handle themselves around the seven demon brothers as well as the students of RAD

Always gets the sudden urge to hug them when he sees them; they just look so cuddly and huggable he can't help himself

Is always mindful of his strength around them because yes, they are strong and can hold their own, but they still look like they would break with the slightest touch

Enjoys getting pictures with them as often as he can as well, keeping one of them as the wallpaper to his D.D.D.

Barbatos:

Finds himself genuinely enchanted with how MC looks and acts

Can barely look them in the eye because they make him feel like he will melt into a puddle if he doesn't do what they ask of him

Will make excuses for them to come visit him at the castle and take them on a walk around the garden on the grounds

Loves how they always compliment him on his work as well as when he makes them tea and sweets, as often as he can

Gets protective of them when the brothers are being too much and usually offers them solace at the castle whenever they need it

Simeon:

Finds them so intriguing, their doll like features an absolute wonder to him

Asks them what inspires their looks, and wants to get to know them better, inviting them for tea or to have a walk around RAD so they can chat

It makes his heart happy how well they get along with Luke, and the three of them often have sleep over nights where they stay up watching television or just talking

Finds himself making a character based on them for one his stories he is working on, and writes out the details of how they look as well

They won't be offended being a character in his next book, would they?

Solomon:

Teases them relentlessly for looking exactly like a little doll you would find in an antique shop

Often plays with their curly hair to agitate them, but always gives a heartfelt apology when they turn those sad doe eyes at him

Makes jokes about turning them into a real doll, and always gets an earful from Lucifer for saying so

But he can be nice as well; offers to carry their books or buy them lunch (as long as they agree to sit with him of course)

Makes excuses for them to visit Purgatory Hall and be 'study partners', but really just wants them around so he can hear them talk and look at them as much as he likes

(I am so sorry these are so short, but I do hope they came out alright! If need be, let me know and I can try and rewrite them!)

#obey me #shall we date obey me #lucifer #mammon #leviathan #satan #asmodeus #beelzebub #belphegor #diavolo #barbatos #simeon #solomon #request #headcanon #🌸 anon #gn!mc

[dainty-fingertips]

a forever thing. ||kars x fem! reader

wrote this one a few weeks ago bc a friend said i should write something with kars,, ended up being too long and i don’t think she ever finished reading it;; also, spoilers for if you haven’t finished battle tendency !!

word count: 2233

summary: training alongside caesar and joseph, you end up being kidnapped by the remaining two pillar men after the death of esidisi. a closet bookworm, you end up spending most of your time cooped up in the library of the rundown hotel, though most of your time is spent thinking of the leader himself. after kars drops some undeniable hints, you decide to test the waters.

trigger warnings: none :)

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          Being taken for a sort of ransom by aztec gods wasn’t exactly on the agenda today. 

          After Joseph had killed Esidisi, the remaining two were -- as expected -- on edge. Wamuu, the youngest, and Kars, the eldest. You could grasp a fleeting understanding on why they chose you specifically, but nothing enough to make complete sense in your brain. It could have been Caesar, it could have been Lisa Lisa, but no. As of now, they were treating you quite well, actually. You figured Wamuu was the only reason you weren’t bound by rope and eating out of a dog bowl right now. Instead, you were perched upon a plush reading chair in a rundown library, clad in a comfortable robe (thanks to Wamuu, you weren’t stuck in your sweaty outfit from before). You had planned on touring to Switzerland one day after the war, but being trapped inside a rundown hotel with no real access to vitamin D was really taxing your health (mentally and physically) and never intended to be something you spent your time doing while here.

          In your rough-skinned hands, you held a worn copy of In Search of Lost Time. Your reading comprehension had improved over the past few weeks, at least. A rough knock on the door pulled you from your thoughts. “I’m here.” You said calmly, hoping it was the younger Pillar Man. Of course your desires were not met. Kars stepped into the library, his headscarf absorbing some of the light from the candle lit on the table next to you. He eyed you in what appeared to be mild distaste. “Why are you awake?” You looked up from the book with an odd expression. “What do you mean?” You asked him. The god huffed softly, motioning to the boards on the windows. “The sun has gone down. Are you not tired?” You pulled your gaze over to the covered windows. “...Oh.”

          You had failed to notice the absence of flittering rays much earlier. “Wait, what time is it?” You mumbled to yourself. You looked at the grandfather clock on the wall to your right and your expression dropped. “It’s 1 am.” he mumbled, crossing his arms. You pursed your lips and quietly closed the book. You uncrossed your legs and set it back on the shelf. Kars watched you slowly make your way back and forth. “What about you?” You asked, wrapping your fingers around the candle tray. He stared at you. Were you asking why he was up? “What do you mean?” He asked with a sigh. “You’re still up, but you aren’t tired.” You stated while approaching him. He didn’t move. “I’ve told you this. Neither me nor Wamuu need sleep, human. Es-” He stopped himself mid sentence and his cold expression seemed to falter for only a moment. You had learned, in your three weeks here, that the pillar men deemed it inappropriate to show emotion to anyone other than family members or mates. 

          Kars had never slipped up around you before. 

          The gears in your brain began turning. Kars wouldn’t show something like that to Wammu even, at least that’s what you’d been told. Why, even if for a split second, would he let you see that? Did he see you as someone close? The mere idea was laughable. Kars’ cold exterior soon returned, though. Simply brushing aside the sight, you continued to listen to him. “Esidisi didn’t need sleep, either.” He continued, his voice almost strained. Was Kars trying to hide his pain? You looked at him with soft eyes. Kars seemed to get minorly flustered and removed his gaze from you.

          You sighed gently and gazed cautiously into his blooming red eyes, the simple sight of them making your stomach twirl a bit. He made you feel floaty when he looked at you. Your cheeks flushed and you looked away. You saw in your hazy peripheral that he had furrowed an eyebrow. “What?” He asked hesitantly, looking back at you. “Hm?” You couldn’t look back at him. “I was just wondering about something, that’s all.” You begged that the bluff worked on him, but you knew that Kars was smart. He didn’t respond for a few seconds, his eyes flickering across your face and body, looking for a hint of something in your body language. 

          He sighed and motioned for you to follow him. You stood there and glanced at him curiously, his back turned and footsteps echoing. He turned his head to look at you. “I’m taking you to your chambers. Come.” He said with a bored expression. “O-Oh, right.” You whispered. You jogged up to him, but slowed your pace once you were next to him. “What was it?” He asked. You furrowed your eyebrows and looked at him without moving your head. “What?” He sighed through his nose. “You said you were wondering about something.” Your mouth opened to the shape of an O. “Right. I was just curious, uh, Kars. Do you think you could sleep if you tried?” You queered hesitantly, avoiding your original thought of Kars’ sadness. You looked back ahead of you. Kars gazed to his right, thinking. “An odd question, human. Why do you ask?” You shrugged slightly. “I dunno. Curiosity, I guess.” Kars aired out a small ‘hm.’ and inhaled sharply.

          “Curiosity is a dangerous fault in humans. No matter how long I sleep, that will forever remain a constant.” You cocked your head to the side a bit, working up the courage to turn to him as you both walked. “What do you mean?” He looked down at you, a strand of his hair tufting out slightly. “It’s what got that damned Joestar wrapped into this mess. If not for him, we wouldn’t need to deal with this. Our mission would be far less… complicated.” You nodded your head. “And that’s been a forever-thing?” He squinted his eyes. “A what?” 

          “Well, that’s what my dad used to call it.” You said with a gentle chuckle. “Y’know, a forever-thing. Something that’s been around for forever. Literally and figuratively.” 

          “A forever-thing?” He pressed.

          “Mhm.”

          “Humans and their idiotic names for simple terms.” he spat.

          “Oh really?”

           He scoffed. “Yes.”

          “Then what would you call it?” You joked, putting a playfully heavy emphasis on your words. Kars groaned, but deep inside his old bones, he felt something. He could admire beauty when he saw it, especially for a human, but this was getting out of hand. You were completely oblivious to the fact that Kars had taken an especial liking to you, which he was grateful for. His cold demeanor felt almost immoral around you. You were similar to that Joestar boy, but you were somehow more tangible. He could… stand you, sure, but he didn’t know why. He had been surrounded by nothing but cold glares and serious attitudes his whole life, and he magnified it in the way he lived. It’s what earned him the highest rank in what now remained of the tribes, being merely him and Wamuu. 

          Though, having you around was a strangely acceptable change of tone. He began finding himself seeking out your attention, like 10 minutes ago. You weren’t in your bed, so he came looking for you where you normally sat; the library. You were propped in that chair, now claimed as yours, with your knees to your chest and a book in your hands. You seemed almost magnetizing, you seemed almost… well, he wasn’t sure. He’d never felt this way. Why did you grab his attention? You held him in your fingers like putty, rubbing him in all the right ways. Maybe, because of you, his opinion on the human species wouldn’t be so dire. Maybe, in your toothy grins, your glittering eyes, and your gentle hands,  you would change his mind. 

          Only then, did he realize you had taken his hand in yours.

          He quickly pulled it away. “Don’t touch me.” He spat, eyeing you. You chuckled and shrugged. “Sorry, force of habit. Whenever my dad was deep in thought, I’d grab his hand to pull him back to Earth.” Kars scoffed, rubbing his hand as though trying to get the feeling of your rough hands off of him. They were hard and calloused from training, he presumed, though it added to his simple adoration. He had never met a woman like this. His eyes lingered back to your hands for a moment before looking back ahead. “Well, I’m not your father.” You simply smiled ahead and didn’t respond.

          Kars let his hands fall to his sides and the two of you make it up the set of stairs to your room. The door sat closed, and you looked at Kars. “Would you mind, Kars, if I told you something?” You questioned casually, entering your room and looking at him from the inside. He nodded once and silently asked you to continue. Your face grew warm and you looked to the side, unable to look at him for a moment. “You…” You began, unsure how to tell him. He raised an eyebrow. “I what?” He said. You knew he was an impatient man when it came to things like this; you had heard it from Wamuu whenever he’d bring you food. “Spit it out.” You sighed and looked at him, your gaze wavering and nervous. “You aren’t half bad, Kars.” You said with an awkward tone of voice. You knew you were treading on thin ice, but you didn’t know when you’d actually be able to tell him alone.

          Kars’ stance was unmoved. The meaning behind your words didn’t fully strike him until after the two of you silently stared at each other for 20 seconds. His face, twisted in mild confusion, soon loosened up. Realization clubbed him like a wooden baseball bat behind his knees. His maroon eyes darted across your face and his lips parted slightly. “What -- What are you saying?” He said quietly. He was sure his brain was playing tricks, but your face, it seemed so fearfully genuine. Sweat accumulated on the back of his neck in his headscarf. Kars was a god; the most powerful pillar man. He was above this. Why did… Why did it feel wrong to act that way around you? Why did he feel almost guilty when he acted superior?

          You stood motionless. “I mean, y’know. I enjoy… your… your company.” You stumbled over her words. Were you being intimate with him? He’d never seen this side of you. You noticed Kars slipping up on his own standards again, as well. His surprised emotions were clear as day, etched cleanly into his chiseled features. His fangs poked out onto his lower lip, a simple protrusion which you had wished you didn't find cute. You genuinely thought that Kars was attractive.

          Then again, who wouldn’t? He stood tall, around 6’8”. He towered over most all he came in contact with, but that was simply second nature to you now. You were used to craning your neck to get a better look at those blood-red eyes that almost seemed to despise you. A dark loft of his hair would make its cameo every now and again. He’d always get flustered whenever you’d mention it, telling you that he didn’t need the approval of a human. He’d then, a minute or so later, slyly tuck it back in. It’s not that he didn’t know, of course; it’s just that he only cared enough about it if you took the time to tell him.

          Wamuu had noticed his growing infatuation with you and the thought brought him a smile. After sitting down with Kars and listening to him do nothing but wax poetic about you earlier tonight, he told him to go find you. Maybe take a walk with you, if he felt like it. Kars kindly took up the offer; it seemed you had humbled him in that department, too. Normally he wouldn’t bother taking anyone’s advice, but here he was. Pulling him from the crevasse of his rushing brain was your hand, humbly wrapping your fingers around his.

          Kars stared at his hands, fingers being separated by your own, in blatant shock. “You aren’t as bad as I thought you’d be.” You whispered, barely audible to him. He locked eyes with you and without thinking, going against everything he’d ever stood for in the past, he curled his fingers around yours as well. You smiled softly and looked down, avoiding his gaze. Kars’ lips pulled back together, his lips twitching, desperately wanting to smile. “I suppose.” He said hesitantly. “Why are you being nice to me?” He soon asked, turning his gaze back to your face.

          He pulled his hand away, taking a step back. “I…” You murmured, retracting your hand as well. He looked between his fingers as though he’d touched gold, small glittering remnants still freckled along his palm. “I don’t know.” you finished with a heavy sigh. He closed his hand into a fist and looked at you with nervous confidence. “Well, if there’s nothing more, then I will take my leave.” He said quickly, nearly stuttering his words. He turned on his heel and began going the way he came. You gazed at his back as he swiftly left the hallway and sighed in disbelief. You had just grabbed his hand.

          Kars, it seemed, had fallen in love with the enemy.

          The enemy, it seemed, had felt exactly the same.

#kars x reader #kars jjba #pllar men #esidisi #wamuu #jjba part 2 #jjba battle tendency #jjba x reader #jjba fanfic #im actually kinda proud of this #but dont tell anyone ok #x reader #kars jjba x reader #romance fanfic #x reader fanfiction #anime x reader

[writingtoforgetreality]

Professionally Unprofessional (Sam Wilson x Reader)

Request: Samuel wilson x reader, reader is an interviewer who is on the ground when wilson speak with the senator, they had a huge fight before but wilson is like grab her and kissed her and then like "fuck this shit, cmon lets get married gurl" (by anonymous), [Marvel-Masterlist]

Summary: You were everything but average. As a reporter, people expected you to be laid back, professional. You were all those things, you simply added a bit of spice into the mix to lend your interviews something special.

Words: 2,696

Warnings: language, humor, sarcasm, fluff (?), arguments, female pronouns used, REQUESTS ARE OPEN!

[Thanks @shmaptainhotchner for helping me out with this one! <3]

If you like my work & wanna support me: a coffee would be highly appreciated ❤

You were part of a local news station, usually the one doing interviews & all of that sorts. The viewers liked you so much because you did not ask typical, boring questions. Whenever you had someone in front of your microphone, you went out of you way to create something special that entertained the people. Much to your boss’ dismay. But then again, she would never fire you because your views would drastically sink if she did so.

Thanks to your job, you had interviewed most of the Avengers throughout the years. That was how you met Sam in the first place. You somehow made yourself appear mysterious enough for him wanting to get to know you better. Mainly because of your odd approach at asking questions. It made you stand out. It did not take all too long for you guys to start dating. Your personalities harmonized perfectly together & whenever you two were out, shit was about to go down.

“You working today?” Sam asked as he stripped on his new suit that Bucky gifted to him.

“If someone’s worth interviewing.” you shrugged mindlessly. “You know, someone with a metal arm for example.”

“Yeah?” he approached you. “What about Captain America?”

“Meh.” you answered absently, not even looking in his eyes. Simply to mess with him. “That guy’s too boring. Literally nobody wants to see him.”

“Is that so?” Sam came to a halt right in front of you. Just as he stretched out his arms in your direction did you spin around & distance yourself from him. “Hey!”

“What?” you turned to glance at him again, an innocent expression on your face. “Something the matter?”

“Baby.” he spoke in a warning tone & you had to hide your giggle. “What are you planning?”

“Damn, you’re really thinking the worst of me, huh?” one corner of your lips lifted slightly.

“I know you, (Y/N).” Sam shook his head. “You’re trouble when it comes to interviews.”

“Well, the trouble ensures for my income. Not everyone is an Avenger, alright?” you crossed your arms over your chest & pretended to be angry at him.

“Maybe you should ask your boss for a raise.” Sam pointed out.

“She’d fire me before she’d give me more money.” you laughed at the absurdity of it. Because honestly, you really believed every day could be the last at your current job.

“What if I end up ignoring you amongst all other reporters?” he was kidding, of course he was. Usually, it was the other way around. You were the only interviewer he ever paid attention to & therefore he knew about your quick changes in questions. No matter how much you had prepared, in the end you were always straying far from that.

“Then it would mean no money at all. Sam, come on. It’ll be fun.” you sent him a big enthusiastic smile.

“Come on, baby. Not this shit…” he sighed loudly. So you were planning on messing with him later today but you were not enlightening him. There was no way he could possibly prepare for the chaos you would put him thorough.

“Oh, so my creative, well thought-through profession is shit but you risking your life flying around like a fucking bird while throwing a metal frisbee isn’t?” you looked at him expectantly but no answer came. Sam simply approached you, leaned down & pressed a quick peck on your cheek. It brought a sweet smile to your face. While the playful banter & arguments between you two were pretty much a constant, you always made sure to say goodbye properly. Though, if you were honest, you already had some questions in mind that would bother the shit out of him. Oh, this would so turn out in your favor.

Being Captain America’s girlfriend was not necessarily easy. Especially when his life was at risk almost daily. And Sam did give you a scare or two (or maybe even a thousand) ever since the Flag Smashers had been doing their things. Of course you loved joking around & pretending that none of this truly faced you but if you were to be entirely honest, you probably were the one who worried the most. More than Sam & Bucky combined. You were not as successful as you hoped to be when it came to hiding your feelings. Luckily, your boyfriend read you like an open book & he never teased you about it. Not about something as significant as this. So, without actually addressing the topic, he cheered you up & eased your mind without you even realizing it in the first place.

You had been awaiting the phone call for a while now so when it finally sounded up, you felt relief washing through you. Not Sam was calling but your boss.

“(Y/L/N). Heading to the main event soon?” she asked without greeting you first. Simply getting straight to business. As you were used to from her.

“Yeah, sure. Just waited for your call. The team is already on its way I guess?” you inquired & already walked over to your closet to pick an appropriate outfit.

“They are…Can I trust you?” she hesitated & you rolled your eyes at her stupidity. You two were not the best of friends if that had not been clear yet.

“You can always trust me, boss. Otherwise you wouldn’t have called me.” you concluded & smirked when you heard her sigh on the other end.

“I wanted to sign Brock up for this one, actually.” she took a deep breath before she continued. “But we all know what the viewers wanna see & it ain’t your colleague.”

“I’ll be on my best behavior today.” you straightened your back though nobody could see.

“That’s what I’m afraid of…This is a big deal, (Y/L/N). We really need a good interview.” she informed you. Your boss was aware that every task you handled ended up being successful so you did not quite understand her worries.

“I’ll be there in 15.” was all you said before you ended the call & tossed your phone on your bed from across the room. It was frustrating to have your boss calling you with the same plea every time. By now she should perceive your take on interviews & the views spoke for themselves. You believed her biggest concern was you messing up big time. That big, in fact, that your news station would go bankrupt afterwards. But each time you finished talking to someone in front of the camera, your popularity only increased. Maybe you were not an average reporter but who cared for average in the 21st century? It was no secret that you were a master of your profession, collecting tons of people who envied you over the years & delivering accordingly when needed. Without you on their team, your station would have gone bankrupt. You were the only one keeping it alive & every member knew that.

You smoothed out the material of your pantsuit, checking if everything was ready for the live interview that would happen soon. The cameras were already working & your sound man fiddled with the microphone attached to your fabric one last time before he left you alone to do your job. When you first started here, your heartrate picked up its pace whenever you were about to interview someone. Nowadays, you simply relaxed, took a few deep breaths & went for it without too much overthinking. The fact that your boyfriend was on the other end of your microphone aided your calm demeanor as well.

Tons of people surrounded you & you scrunched up your nose at their attempts to stand in the front row. Your team had arrived pretty early so your cameras focused on the main area where the real deal would happen. Honestly, if it were not for you actively working as a reporter, you would have loathed that profession. Then again, you differed from the others. That kind of excused the ugly side of that job. Voices grew more frantic which meant that something was brewing. Your eyes flickered up & there he was. Your boyfriend. Captain America in all his glory. In his new suit that simply took your breath away. When you first caught a glimpse of it & even now.

Stupid & boring questions were fired at Sam’s way but he sidestepped them like a pro. The microphone in your hand was moved around from one side to the other. One thing you had learned in this job was to have patience. And to stand out because then, people tended to approach you more often than the rest. So you ordered your camera man to film Sam’s encounter with the Senator before you would interrupt. Your smirk was wide when you watched Captain America clapping back at the higher-ups who believed the entire world revolved around them. Seemed like he finished his speech because his back faced them & he made his way over to the swarm of reporters. But his eyes only trained on one. You.

“Captain America.” you nodded as you stretched out the microphone in his direction. He rolled his eyes at you trying to stay professional. The first words & you were already failing. “Mr. Wilson. Let’s keep it simple, shall we?” you corrected yourself.

“Sure thing.” he nodded, not once breaking eye contact with you.

“All of America is wondering about one thing.” you made a pause for dramatic effect. “Have you lost it?”

“What?” Sam was confused yet at the same time, he was used to the perplexity that came with you interviewing him. It was the same old.

“Your sanity.” you stated without batting an eye, appearing as serious as ever. He tilted his head backwards & could not hold his laughter in any longer. Success for you.

“Everything is as it should be.” he brushed you off but you were better prepared than this, of course.

“Yeah? Then explain this…Imagine your worried girlfriend sitting at home, simply waiting to receive the news of her boyfriend getting his ass kicked.” it was no secret to the world that you two were dating but you were not allowed to include that in your interviews. But when did you ever follow rules?

“Well, she can’t be that worried. Since she’s standin’ here & all.” he pointed out & you had to admit that he did have some good comebacks today. People would love the bickering between you two.

“We were lucky enough to watch your encounter with the Senator.” you quickly changed the topic in order to keep the conversation alive & interesting. “Don’t you think it’s time for you to give credit?”

“Credit for what?” he inquired with furrowed eyebrows. You had him again.

“Generally, when someone gets inspired or when they had help, for example with coming up with a speech that leaves everyone stunned, it is only fair to give credit.” you saw how deep he was in his thoughts to process what you had said but it seemed useless.

“Baby, you’re literally making no sense.” Sam shook his head, one of his hands raising to his face to brush over his chin. He just called you by your nickname during a live interview, the media would go crazy over that. It was the very first time because, again, you were not allowed to mix work & private stuff. You needed to figure out a reasonable excuse to tell your boss later on.

“While that speech was remarkable, it is everything but fair to skip the fact that your girlfriend was the one helping you create it in the first place.” only after your explanation did he understand what you were trying to say. But you were literally selling your viewers bullshit.

“Improvisation doesn’t need credit.” one of his eyebrows perked up as he chuckled.

“I agree with you on that, Mr. Wilson.” you contemplated his words, acting as if you were giving in. But you were not. “And we’re totally even if you give me credit for your speech there.” you then turned around so you were looking straight into the camera. “It was me who wrote little cards for him to memorize every day during breakfast. You’ve gotta know that I have the brains in this relationship so-“ Sam interrupted you, came up right next to you & nudged you with his elbow. It earned him a little grunt & an unhappy look from you.

“Who the hell watches this?” his question was directed at your team behind the camera who only shrugged in return.

“A lot of viewers expect quality content, Mr. Wilson. So if you could please occupy your previous position so I can finish this interview in peace, that would be very much appreciated. “ the camera angle changed once more as you shoved Sam back to his place. He let it happen but in the back of his mind, a plan had already started forming. Just as your mouth started opening, Sam snatched the microphone from your hand, ripping off the one that was connected to your pantsuit in one swift movement. You were too shocked to reply right away. Seemed like your team was experiencing similar emotions because nobody moved or said anything. When you were free, he grabbed your wrist & dragged you away from the scene. Your mouth opened & closed a couple of times yet no words were coming out. Hundreds of interviews & never had something like that occurred before. There was a first time for everything.

“The fuck?” was the first thing you breathed out after Sam pretty much shoved you into an alleyway.

“Yeah, likewise.” he laughed, his eyes holding the softness that were reassurance enough that nothing was wrong & that he was not mad at you. His lips pressed onto yours in a fiery & passionate kiss. One that caught you completely off guard. That was a…different reaction to you teasing him during an interview. A pleasant one at that.

“Should I ask?” you almost whispered after you two had to pull apart for air.

“Damn, let’s get married, baby.” he said it so casually, as if there was nothing special about it. Your bewilderment gave you away. You had discussed marriage before just not that straight forward.

“What, you got a ring?” your head tilted to the side & the look on his face was priceless. He did not expect your answer to be as bold as his suggestion. “I’m kidding, Sam.”

“We could go buy one.” he shrugged & made you laugh. Honestly, that was such a typical move of him.

“You wanna marry me even though I literally messed with you back there?” you questioned. Sam held out his hand for you to take & you intertwined your fingers with his. A gentle smile played at the corners of your lips.

“I didn’t expect anything else from you.” he commented after a short pause.

“You gotta admit, though…I was on fire today.” you nudged him & widened your sparkling eyes at the genuine smile he gave you.

“If on fire is another word for annoying, then hell yeah.” he sighed loudly, the sarcasm clearly detectable.

“I didn’t remember you to be this rude, Mr. Wilson.” you emphasized the last part & loved watching his body tense up. His grip tightened & his steps fastened.

“Come on.” he urged you on but you wanted to keep this game alive for a little while longer.

“Where are we going?” you glanced at him with innocent eyes.

“Home. We can buy your ring another time.” so you two made your way back to your shared apartment. Throughout the entire walk there, you fought the urge to bite your lip at your clever approach for this interview. If that was what you got out of it, then you were fine with being fired as well. Because, truthfully, you did not believe your boss would keep up with you any longer after today. But she did not fire you, no. The views were skyrocketing & she needed you to keep their station alive. You got your well-deserved raise, finally.

Published (05/13/2021) by Cathy

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[cielcius]

Hey hey hey!! Can I request for denki kaminari in the look section of ur new event??

The trope I chose is y/n getting amnesia :')

HC: S/o Getting Amnesia

Pairings: Kaminari x g/n!reader

A/N hello! I have to say that I loved writing this hc, so thank u for requesting it :) I hope u enjoy and have a lovely day/evening!

Notes/Warnings: reader gets amnesia, a mention of strangling, unedited i’m sorry literally everything is unedited rn 😭

you both met as pro-heroes

being only slightly experienced in the field, denki had come to cover for you as you slipped away for a final blow to the villain in secret, too busy trying to take down the villain to awe at how long the man held out as denki and the villain exchanged attacks

even after the battle, the first thing denki fell for was your smile

despite being covered in grime and a concerning amount of blood, you smiled and thanked him for saving you

“nah, you’re the real hero today. i was just your backup dancer.”

oup— 😳 sir, please, i might just catch feelings

and you did

after a few months of “coincidentally” meeting everywhere, denki finally asked you out and you continued on to happily date for a year

that’s when denki gets a call from the hospital one day

“mr. kaminari? i’m sorry to inform you like this over the phone, but mx. l/n has been in an accident. we’re currently holding them here at the hospital so if you could come—“

without even letting the nurse finish, denki had run to the hospital

many thoughts were rushing through his mind—fear that you might be on the verge of losing your life and hope that it was only a small accident and this was all just a big scare you had asked the nurse to pull on him

even if it was a sick joke that he knows you’d never pull, denki really hopes that this is all a joke

but when he gets to the hospital and meets your doctor, he’s shocked for minutes on end at what he’s told

you have amnesia

only having waken up about an hour ago, you seemed to only remember major things that were constant through your entire life like parents and such— but you have no memories of being a pro-hero

and that meant you had no memories of him

devastatingly heart-broken, denki walked to your hospital room and almost considered not seeing you at all, but he had to have hope, hope that you would retain your memories

plastering the biggest smile he could manage at the moment, denki opened the door and was met with your wide eyes, hostility tainting them as a stranger entered your room

“who are you?” with a hard voice, your words hit denki and hurt him a lot more than any other opponent he’s faced, and he has to turn around to blink back the tears before facing you again

he had to keep in mind of the context—he was just a stranger to you

“hey. my name’s kaminari denki. i’m—“ he gulps. “i’m your friend.”

had he said boyfriend, your reaction would have been too unpredictable, resulting in either unintentionally guilt-tripping you or you yelling at him to get out with the accusation of lying

either way, he didn’t want you to force yourself to develop feelings for him just because he claimed to be your boyfriend. no, he was gonna do this the long way if it meant helping you recover your memories or retaining a stable life with no memories

so he helps you do just that, showing you your apartment and taking turns with your parents every other week to watch over you

just as a month is nearing, you’ve been able to hold onto your job as a pro-hero, not letting your lack of memories stop you from fighting and it gives everybody around you a bigger ray of hope that you might get your memories back soon

including denki

he misses holding you in his arms, taking naps together on your days off, and even running small errands around the city—so long as the two of you were together

but just as he’s expecting for your memories to return any day now, he doesn’t expect to see another pro-hero laughing with you as he enters your apartment, a duffel bag in hand filled with clothes to last him for the week

it’s a coworker of his, another rising pro-hero that he regrets introducing you to weeks ago as he was trying to get you familiar with your surroundings

“oh, hey denki! sorry, he just stopped by to give me my favorite take-out.”

denki could only nod, barely acknowledging his coworker as he walks past the kitchen where you reside

“cool, cool. um, i’ll be in the living room then.”

later that night, denki had to steel himself to last through dinner and forced himself to eat the food that somebody else had brought you

clearly, his coworker was into you, and it was starting to become a two-way street

having turned denki’s weeks to watch you into nostalgic sleepovers, you both laid futons out in the living room, making small conversation before slipping under the covers

“hey, denks. what do you think of (coworker)?”

“... he’s a nice guy. why?”

it wasn’t like the two of you were showcasing your relationship as a pro-hero couple, denki respecting the fact that you wanted to keep as much of your life private as possible

but now he really wishes you had told of your relationship. maybe his coworker wouldn’t have made a move on you if the two of you went public

denki shakes his head. no, he doesn’t regret respecting your wishes. he shouldn’t.

“well, i think he’s kinda cute.”

he really shouldn’t regret respecting your wishes, but when you’re making it this hard for him, denki can’t help but let his demeanor fall in the dark

“oh, so what, you like him?”

“yeah, should I ask him out? I mean the worst thing he’ll do is say no, right?”

goodness knows that denki would just about strangle anybody for saying no to you, but if his coworker really did reject you, wouldn’t that mean that he still had a chance?

denki shakes his head again

he’s caught up in an internal affair amongst himself, with thoughts and memories that you no longer have

denki wishes he could be selfish, just this once, but when he turns his head to look at you, he sees your smile and that’s when he knows that he’’s lost you

that he can’t afford to be selfish at the price of your happiness

“right, you should go for it.”

as you bid each other good night, denki hopes that you didn’t catch the crack in his voice as he silently let a tear roll down his cheek

Break My Heart... Event! (Closed)

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[avengersapology-vid]

Avengers: College Edition

Steve: Criminal Justice and Studio Art double major. He doesn't want to torture himself with anything difficult and still wants to study what he loves. He is still an over achiever though. Highkey hates frat parties, saw someone twerking upside down and almost cried but stayed because hes the designated driver (responsible KING). prefers small get togethers with his friends. Roommates with sam and bucky!! Joins Criminal Justice club, jokingly rivals with Engineering (Tonys Club) Everyone on campus loves him including the professors, wins Homecoming king and is very happy. Sam jokingly asks to be his queen, Bucky butts in and says "NO, im his queen". Can be found in the library or art studio, usually with ink or pencil markings on his hands.

Tony: Obvi an engineering KING has physics as a minor. procrastinates to the max "No Bruce I have everything under control" *crams for 46 hours straight on a constant IV drip of Redbull and coffee* Super smart and helps draw the blueprint for the new engineering building. Roomies with Bruce! Tony was in a frat for a bit his freshmen year but hated it and wanted real friends (Throws better parties anyway) met Bruce and all the other avengers during a 1301 intro class. Pulls women like no tomorrow. On the presidents list every semester and tutors math for free on the side. He is basically the Dad in STEM. Tries hitting on Natasha but she is just like :/ nah, when her and bruce start dating tony is surprised because bruce is his "quiet little cinnamon roll." Tony constantly teases bruce and is like "yall fuckin (;" Steve butts in "tONY PLZ I JUST WANT TO WATCH THIS MOVIE" Bruce is thankful for steves intervention. You know how he rivals Steves Criminal Justice club? He butts heads with Business Clubs leader (Pepper) until everyone catches them together at a party. Has a caffeine addiction. Works out with Thor and Bucky one day in the rec and almost dies.

Bruce: Physics and Engineering double major (Hardworking KING) In math club with Vision and Wanda. He loves being roomies with Tony because it helps him out of his shell. Likes to draw with Steve sometimes and enjoys the quiet. Doesn't procrastinate and gets things done in a timely manor. 4.0 icon we all strive to be. Him and Nat already know each other, but bond and get a lot closer while studying in the library and they eventually start dating. He takes her coffee when she works across campus and is always almost late to class because of that (He doesn't care though bc thats his BABY) "Um.. Bruce your class is in 5 minutes" "Okay and?.....Wait I have an ex-" *Sprints to his building* Takes boxing at night with Thor, Bucky, Sam and Steve!!! Loves sparring with Thor and can surprisingly take the big buy on pretty well. Gets his butt kicked by Natasha in a MMA class though.

Natasha: Majors in Criminal Justice and Minors in Psychology. Ballet club AND MOCK TRIAL!! Has a Job at the Criminal Justice Deans office and takes MMA classes on the side. She is on Mock Trial with Loki and they actually get along quiet well once they stop butting heads about the case. Introduces Sam and Wanda to dance and they have so much fun. Coffee dates with Bruce!! Her and Steve become RAs in the following years and are the coolest RAs you know. Prefers night classes, Bruce walks her to all of them. Psychology classes are her favorite and really wants to help children one day. Volunteers at a daycare during breaks. Sis can really out drink Tony and Thor. Puts Wanda under her wing and helps her with fafsa and what not. Her and Bucky get the Russian language credit by simply testing out. Has her sh!t together and while she has a lot on her plate she can take it. She is really the Mom of the group. Can be found dancing or with Bruce. Her and Clint are icons in psychology classes.

Clint: Deaf Studies with education minor! (we stan deaf clint in the comics) In the Archery club and wins nationals for the Uni. Loves to draw with Steve. Helps Bruce ask Natasha out! PRANK ICON! loves to do prank wars with tony, bucky, loki and sam. Was in the same frat with Tony but hated it as well. While he seems to have a more reserved demeanor he is still the life of the party. (Like he knows people at the clubs ya know?) Can get in anywhere and helps everyone rent out a club for the night in celebration of midterms being over. Loves reading in the library and loves morning classes and being productive early in the day. Cracks Tonys netflix and hulu passwords (no tony... tonyr0cks69 is not good enough) Wants to teach at a school for the Deaf. Bruce sets him up with a girl from engineering and that is his future wife.

Thor: Physical Education major and Communications minor! Here on a football scholarship and is in a frat (not the asshole one tony was in) and is a partying ICON. Tries to get Loki to party but Loki just wants to drink wine with the cat he snuck into his dorm. Learns Sign from Clint to prepare for his career in education. Loves working out with Bucky, Sam and Steve. Takes up boxing during football off season and spars with Bruce. Despite being everyones fav himbo he gets really good grades and is a very good writer. Loki dorms across the hall from him. Thor actually rooms with Peter. Peter is the freshman baby and Thor takes peter under his wing and introduces him to everyone and helps him with college stuff in general. Also hooks him up with MJ and brings him to the occasional boxing session. Has a loud booming laughter you can hear in all floors of the library when he sees a funny meme. One time he actually makes a very good point and notices a flaw in one of Tony and Bruces projects leaves everyone stunned. Picks on Loki in big brother fashion. Unironically calls weed the devils lettuce.

Loki: Pre-Law and Criminal Justice. LOVES to argue. (Devils advocate ass) In Mock Trial and Criminal Justice Club. Tony jokingly calls him steves sexy secretary in CJ club. Loves Mock Trial and is the president with Nat as his right hand woman. Sneaks a cat he found at the shelter into his dorm and names it muffin. Stays in the Library writing or going over cases. The one time he was taking Natasha a copy of the Mock Trial case packet and caught her and bruce smooching. (He screeched) "Haha funny joke yall heres the case packet BYE." He automatically texts the group chat "i think nAT AND BRUCE HAVE SOME TEA FOR US HMM". Lets Peter and Bruce come over to his dorm because he knows their roommates can get a little too much sometimes. Loki also becomes an avid twitter user and thats how he gains popularity on campus. (He called the uni out for their awful and expensive parking) Was able to convince the Dean with tony and steve to create a new parking lot. Caffeine addict!!! Him and Tony always bump into each other at the coffee shop. Brings baked goods to meet ups with the gang. Loves to play pranks (especially on Tony) Him and Bucky come up with a genius prank on him and even get pepper involved. Best dressed on campus and is in the fashion club. He is the embodiment of dark academia.

Sam: Criminal Justice Major with Aerospace Engineering minor. Gets introduced to Bucky and Steve during move in and they literally become brothers. Is both in Criminal Justice Club and Engineering Club. In the Historically Black Frat on campus and takes huge pride in that. Parties with tony and thor BIG TIME. Procrastinates by throwing paper airplanes at Bucky until Bucky is like "Um...dude your paper is due in like two hours." At that moment Sam got into work faster than he ever had. Loves gossip sessions with Loki and Wanda. Works out a lot with Bucky, Steve and Thor to get rid of stress. When he and Bucky finish a final they go to loki's dorm and ask "Hey can we see your cat." Helps prep food for friends-giving and decorates the dorm for holidays. HATES 8ams so so so much. Steve promises him pancakes if he gets up and goes. Binge watches shows during weekends and screams when Destiel is finally canon. Loves running and gets a Track Scholarship when Thor gets him to join a sport. Gets Peter to join track.

Bucky: criminal justice major and psychology minor. Buck is also in ballet club with Nat, it really helps him relax and gives him a free space to think (also he runs that shit like no ones business) Criminal justice club as well and LOVES to work out and box. One time Sam accompanies him to ballet and Bucky pushes Sam into a split... the scream was heard for miles. "Sam ballet is good for athletes it helps w-" "Yeah but its not good for my balls" Doesn't willingly procrastinate but once in awhile he will forget an assignment, you best believe his eyes will snap open from his nap and get to work asap. For one of his psyche labs he had to question Steve as if he were Steve's therapist to which Steve responds "Hey bro you dont have to hit a nerve that deep" He also likes to do dance with peter since it helps him get away from Thor for a bit. Not a big partier but once the weight of finals are off his chest you best believe he will go all out. Picks on Nat and says hes gonna steal her man, to which tony interjects and says "Not if I do first" Bucky also has a very comfy dorm, comfy lighting and tons of pillows, the man loves his sleep... and so does everyone else. Sometimes he finds peter, sam, THOR, tONY EVERYONE just napping in his bed before their study time. Overall, bucky is a smart boy and his time in college is kind to him.

Wanda: English Major and Education Minor. After being an orphan Wanda knows what it feels like to not have a parental figure there and she wants to change that for other kids by becoming an english teacher. She volunteers at an orphanage, specifically the one her and pietro were in for a brief moment when they came to the states. She loves to draw as well and takes plenty of art classes with steve. She paints a portrait of the entire gang and gives it to tony as a graduation present (he cried). She loves to do volunteer work for children and also spend a lot of time in the library, She helped Nat calm down before Bruce asked her out. Her and Loki are in constant competition for best dressed. "Loki ill let you win best dressed but you have to let me see your cat" "ugh fine... btw your shirt doesnt match your boots" "hEY" Her and Peter take alot of intro classes together and are constantly running around craft stores trying to get the right stuff for projects. Visits Vision at his Job on Campus and he visits her where she volunteers and eventually they start dating. She is constantly getting visited by pietro at 4am asking "Um do you have milk" "Pietro its 4am what do you ne-" "my OREOS"

Pietro: Track star business major, frat ICON with Thor. poor boy is STRESSED he hates college and is here on a track scholarship, constantly late and running around getting shit done. Queen of late assignments but still gets them graded because he is in Track. Yeah he has alot on his plate but he still parties with thor for hours. When he is drowning in assignments Clint is always there to help him, Bruce also helps him with biology and the more science-y classes. Likes to mess around and race sam at track practice. Not into coffee but will run on all the monster energy drinks you could possibly buy. Seriously is tired of 8 a.m courses, he just wants to nap after practice. Walks into the study room that everyone was in and actually looks more sleep deprived than tony. He gets a lot of tips from steve on how to have an easier time in college and it really helps him.

Vision: Grad student working on a civil engineering masters and a TA. Meets Wanda in the library and she asks him where the biographies are. He mistakenly says they are on the 2nd floor "Uh theyre actually on the third" "Then why did you ask?" "Cause I wanted to talk to you :)" He swooned. Through Wanda he met Tony and Bruce and became their best friend, He helped out a lot with engineering club and got them far. He spends a lot of time doing research for his masters degree, he loves relaxing with the group on weekends and picks on pietro as if he is already apart of the family. Him and Loki bond over intellectual conversations from time to time. Bruce and Nat go on double dates with him and Wanda. Went to a bar once with tony and bruce and had to stop tony from singing Queens entire discography, he had the best night that night. Helps everyone with getting into jobs and into grad school in general while everyone helps him let loose and have some fun.

Peter: Peter is a Physics major and eventually works his way up to biochemistry. (hardworking icon) He is the freshman baby of the group and is introduced to them through Thor. He dances with Buck and Nat sometimes as well. Tony obviously takes peter under his wing and helps him with assignments. One time everyone was in the same study room and him and pietro have a redbull shot gunning challenge. When Peter wins Thor picks him up and almost yeets the poor boy into the ceiling. "VERY WELL DONE YOUNG PARKER YOU SHOULD BE DOING THAT WITH BEER IN NO TIME." "Thor plz" Tony and Thor help him ask MJ out and even spy on them during a dinner date. (Imagine thor with sunglasses and a scarf around his head pretending to be tonys date) He feels so accepted in college because of the gang and gets all his work done on time. Goes out of his way to get everyone christmas presents and is so excited for friendsgiving. Becomes a little stressball during finals and midterms and stays in the library till it closes. He spots loki alot in there and helps loki with science classes while loki helps him with political science classes. He meets MJ through wanda and is obviously blushing the whole time while being introduced. Gets embarrassed when the guys flirt with aunt may. "guys plz stop" This is when Sam earns his "milf hunter" nickname. "Pete hows your aunt?" "She doesnt want you sam i-" its not like that... actually it is like that"

Coulson: Alumni Icon. Is the gangs Intro professor and is the reason why everyone meets eachother. (the class was chaotic indeed) Coulson loved that class so much and he still gets visited by everyone from time to time. He is obviously close with Nick. They were there that night when Tony was signing Queen at the bar and couldnt help but laugh.

Nick Fury: Dean for criminal justice and is heavily involved with criminal justice club and mock trial. He is tired of everyones shit as always. Makes a tiktok account for the criminal justice club and has no idea how to manage social media so gets Loki to help. Has to delete it when Loki commented "hah losers" on the engineering tiktoks page. He looks intimidating but in his office he has a picture with the club and has all the gifts he gets on display. (He even framed lokis comment because it was hilarious afterall)

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[aitarose]

ATLA GIRLS’ IDEAL TYPES HEADCANON

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request: “hey! what are your headcanons about the ATLA girls’ ideal type? as in apperance and personality?” by anon

notes: this includes katara, toph, azula, and suki. no ty lee and mai, bc i’m lowkey feeling lazy rn and i just don’t vibe with them asfdklj

KATARA

personality

❅ i can only imagine katara with one specific type of person

❅ she’d want someone with a kind heart. the sort of person that’d be selfless in even the simplest times

❅ she’d 100% want them to be upfront and honest with their feelings. she’s definitely not a fan of closed off personalities.

❅ her ideal relationship is one where love matters above all else. she always follows her heart and she’d expect you to do the same, even if it’d lead you into some unfortunate situations..

❅ katara’s all about teamwork and staying postive, so you’d BETTER be with her on that level of serotonin.

❅ she just needs someone who will be able to take care of her, not in the protective sense, as she can obviously handle herself..but in the emotional sense

❅ katara’s always worrying and taking care of others, but there’s never anyone truly worrying about her and only her

❅ you’d be her shoulder to cry on..her late night conversation companion..and the person she can always count on to listen

❅ all katara needs is a person who’ll put her first and love her unconditionally

appearance

❅ katara isn’t very dead set on what she would want her partner to look like, she’s more of a personality>looks kind of girl

❅ however, i do think she’d want someone taller than her, luckily for her, aang grew

❅ i’ve also noticed she has a thing for brunettes ex. aang, haru, jet, and very attractive people ex. OLDER aang, haru, jet

❅ so if you’re tall, brunette, and good looking..you’re right up her alley :) lmao after writing that, maybe katara does like looks a little bit

TOPH

personality

❅ toph beifong settles for NO ONE. you’d have to be extremely special to just catch her attention. let alone keep that attention for life.

❅ she’d definitely prefer a bender, not that nonbenders are lame, but toph prefers the best of the best

❅ she’d want someone a little bit like herself, a person who’s tough on the outside, but a softie on the inside

❅ you’d HAVE to have a sense of humor. this girl is as brutal as they come..which means you’re taking shots day and night. ‘shots’ as in her making constant jokes about you

❅ you two would be the most feared pair in republic city, like you’d literally be such an iconic fighting duo and toph would absolutely love it.

❅ she’d be so proud that her partner was someone who was so cool. it’d be important to her that you’re on the same level of awesomeness

❅ in the long run, toph would want to be with someone who could never bore her and as long as you’re constantly full sending it and giving everything all of your effort..you’d be perfect for her

appearance

❅ tbh i don’t think appearances really matter to toph..it’s not like she’d be able to see you anyways.

AZULA

personality

❅ in no world is azula a relationship kind of person. she prefers to get some and then get out

❅ you’d definitely have to be her friend first before starting anything romantic, and we azula is a very complicated girl..very complicated..but also misunderstood

❅ she’d never admit it, but she’d want to be with someone opposite to her own brash nature, someone gentle and sweet with a calming demeanor

❅ she’d want you to balance her negatives with your own positives, in no way does this mean that she’d want any kind of pushover.

❅ you’d have to be the kind of person to retaliate when she crosses the line, since she’d simply get bored of you if you had no backbone.

❅ little arguments and bickering are azula’s unique comfort zone, if the disagreements die down, that’s when she gets antsy

❅ you not only need to fuel her fire..but also smother it when necessary

❅ azula needs someone who can bring out her real feelings, someone who understands her in ways that no one ever did before, and hopefully you’re up for that task, however hard it may be

appearance

❅ azula would have to be with a fellow fire nation citizen, there’s no way she’d ever go for a person from another nation

❅ which means she prefers the tall, lanky kind of build, perhaps a bit of muscle mixed in

❅ she’d prefer someone attractive. she’s gotta keep the line of royalty good looking

❅ but in the end appearances are never the only thing that matters, it’s all about who she can actually tolerate :)

SUKI

personality

❅ now, i can imagine suki with any type of person

❅ she’s has a very versatile kind of personality, and can get along with nearly anyone, but with her future in mind, she’d want to be with some kind of warrior

❅ someone who can defend themself while trusting that she can do the same. she’d NEVER want a partner that dictates everything she does

❅ suki is the definition of free spirit. feeling tied down is not her thing, at all, so there has to be a definite level of trust in your relationship, a silent reassurance that she’d always be fine on her own

❅ if she ever needed help, she’d simply ask, and unless you wanted to live on the road forever..you’d be in a long distance relationship

❅ as a kyoshi warrior suki never knows where she’s going next, communication is key in this kind of situation, she’d always want you to send her updates on how you’re doing and you’d expect the same of her

❅ just a best friend/lovers bond is what you’d share, two people that can spend time apart, yet still be connected

❅ in the end, suki is perfection and only deserves the best.

appearance

❅ SUKI DOESN’T CARE ABOUT APPEARANCES

❅ she has her makeup on 99% of the time anyways. you can barely ever see her own face, so she’s not obsessed with seeing your’s

❅ just treat her with respect and she won’t punch your face in ok?

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[cultofstan]

My love for Bane!!

Before you read, I want to make it clear that there are some nsfw parts to this posts. If you are under 18, please don't read!

This post will go over various details and reasons why my heart belongs to the big green giant know as Bane from Batman and Robin (1997). Get ready for a long read, because I've got a lot to say.

(If you haven't check out my Bane Wallpapers, go do check them out! They bring me so much joy, I hope they do the same for you ppl too!)

His mask is very cool and unique, because if you look closer you see they used Bane's comic book mask as a base and then just changed the mouth area and added black eye pieces on top of the red piece he normally sees out of. Imo, it is the best movie Bane mask we have ever had! A lot of people hate the multiple tubes coming out of his head, but I think it makes things extra spicy! A constant reminder that your not just dealing with any normal super human, you dealing with a venom infused one that can fight you like it's nothing! The bulging veins that can be seen in certain lighting is a detail I feel deserves more love. It adds to his big and tough demeanor. You can really tell the venom is working wonders on him! The zipper on the top of the head and the fact that his mask is most likely made of tight leather or latex brings thr entire thing together and is truly a marvel to look at! I absolute love it!💚Imagining him slick that smooth, stretchy, husky mask on while the venom starts to pump into his brain and muscles just does things to me. If Bane offered me a chance to wear it, venom or not, I would do it in a heart beat! It would probably reek of sweat, his bad breath, and of old leather, but I wouldn't care. Just the thought of inhale all those smells brings me a joy I can't describe! 😍

When I was a kid, in addition to his lovely mask, his clothing choice was another thing I loved about him. It looks like Bane is just wearing a black cotton tank top with some black sturdy pants, but I've always the headcannon that it's actually very flexible black latex one piece! It makes a lot more sense when you notice his collar, chest harness, wrist bands, crotch diaper, and boots are also make out of a harder leather with spikes and studs! I swear, half of my clothing choices/dreams come from this man! His boots, for the most part, are very frankenstein/gothic inspired with thick sole and it going all the way to his knees. The copper rivets are the only things that make them stand out, imo. I've had thoughts were in order to prove my love to him I have to lick or kiss his boots while he judges. I'd hate it for the most part, because they probably taste like dirty and dust, but I want him to know that I do love him, so I'd do small smooches starting from his toes and work my way up his leg until I'm straight up licking his boots. I'd get so carried away he'd probably make me stop pretty quickly so I don't get sick 😂. His spiked collar and wrist bands are easily the clothing items I want the most! Any time I see someone on the street with spikes in their clothing I immediately think about him. Because he's worn them for so long, they're probably not that tight or rough but still firm enough to not sag. Maybe even a little flaky in certain parts. I don't think I'm comfortable with myself enough to wear a collar in public but I've come so close to buying spiky wrist bands or gauntlets it's crazy I don't actually own a pair yet. One day, I'm sure. His crotch diaper, for lack of a better name for it, is the one thing I'm 50/50 on. Some days I think it really adds to his look, especially with the spikes that go out. Plus, to a certain extent, it makes practical sense because that way heroes cant go from behind his and try to restrain him, or can't throw too many kicks, without getting poked/cut by the spikes. But other days I think it just doesnt look that great, because it ultimatly looks like a big metal diaper, it takes away from his intimidation. Plus, I won't be able to give him proper hugs! (I want to give daddy all the hugs he deserves! 💚) His chest piece is what brings everything together. The little Bane symbol is so cute, I've always looked for a pin or something to buy but no luck. I actually used to have this Bane cape that I won at Six Flags when I was little. I cut the symbol of his face out of it and tried multiple times to attach it to my jean jackets but I suck at sowing. 🥲 The leather straps that hold the chest piece compliment the other leather pieces of his outfit. The metal looking chest piece looks wonderful and adds a layer to his character that I both love and hate. In this movie he's a drone, a mindless agent that is only allowed to follow orders. I'll will discuss this in a bit. But for the record, I hate the fact that Bane is written as big dumb idiot in this movie. It's the one big problem I have with him, which sucks because I literally love everything else about him!

I've probably watch the Bane transformation scene in Batman and Robin, like, a thousand times. No joke. I didn't realize it then, but seeing a short, thin, twink become a tall, hulking, king really hit my desires in the right way. Like, now, I know for sure that's one of my kinks and it makes me so damn happy! Granted, I've never been skinny in my life, but I've always wanted to be a musclar and strong man, so it makes sense why I love this scene so much. It's a literally fantasy of mine brought to life! More specifically, I've always wanted to be a type of strong that allows me to run miles like it's nothing, throw punches that instantly knock someone out, and lift so much weight that I borderline have a superhero body. Don't get me wrong, this is seriously mentally unhealthy because I know it's kind of impossible considering my personality and the actuality of gaining so much muscle, but I believe as long as I realize it's a dream and not beat myself up over it, it's not too bad of a thought to have. Actually, if you think about it, this Bane is kind of a plus size body representation. Sure he's got giant arms that can crush my bones like tooth pics, but he's pretty bulky with a big belly. That might be too much of a stretch to say, and I totally understand if people don't agree with. That being said, I have to say it, this man probably gives the best hugs in all of Gotham! He's so big that you don't even need a jacket in the house! Just let him embrace you and you'll never feel alone or cold again! His thick hands holding you in really tight, his muscles locking you in and warming your arms, while his gut pushes you back a little of your feet, like he wants to swoop you into his arms and carry you! 🥰 He'd be careful with his spikes of course, don't worry. A detail that sends me over the moon about Bane in this movie is his green skin. I can't put my finger on it, but it really adds to the whole transformation and therefore my thirst for him grows even bigger! Especially because it's completely unique to the movie. It looks so good that I wonder why the comics haven't adopted something similar.

I could go for hours about how I think the writers butchered Bane's character in this movie, but I want this post to mainly act as a positive appreciation post/background for head cannons that I might post about him one day. So to end, and give a taste, I'll finally talk about Bane being a drone in this movie. In weird way, because he's played as a mindless servent, it makes this version of Bane one of the easier Bane's for me to fantasies about. This is because in the movie, it's implied Bane only follows Poison Ivy because she was the first person he didn't see as a threat. Plus, I wouldn't be surprised if she used some of her suductive powers on him. (I would too, just saying) So, with that established, I like that he's a mindless drone because it means that, in my head, he's not exactly my "servant" but he will basically do whatever I say. Why? Because I will prove to him I not a threat either, and only want to love him!! He'll have a concuious and his own goals, and I'll follow along and help because I trust him and want to support him, but, for the most part, he will do what I say and love me in return. I could explain this more, but I want to save the juicy parts for the follow up post I have planned for this. 😏

If you've read this far, thank you. From the bottom of my hear. I've never wrote something this personal or long. I hope I can continue to do more of these, if I'm passionate enough.

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I’ll Never Be The Moon

Pairings: Sokka x Reader

Summary: It’s hard to get someone to notice you when you’re competition is the moon but Aang’s always there to make you feel better.

Warnings: Talk of death, Aang says ass

Word Count: 2000

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Every night, there was always a little pocket of time when the camp was uncharacteristically silent and Sokka was sitting to the side, staring up at the night sky instead of cracking jokes and telling stories. It was your least favorite time of night because it was a constant reminder of what you’d never be. Katara, Aang, Toph, and you all usually talked amongst yourselves, used to this routine. Everyone knew why Sokka got like this, though, so nobody bothered him about it. Not even Toph. There were just some things that you didn't joke about and Yue’s death was one of them. 

But on some nights, like tonight, it got to you. Every single night, you watched the man you’d been crazy about for so long stare up at the moon, yearning for a lost love. He looked up at the moon like it held all the love and beauty in the world. He looked at you like you had mud on your face. 

You sighed and pushed yourself up from your seat by the fire amidst a story Toph was telling, “I’m getting warm. I’m gonna go get some air.” You excused yourself, ignoring the little comments of acknowledgement from the group. 

The view was beautiful here in this little piece of the Earth Kingdom. Camp was set up on the edge of a large pristine lake that was surrounded by a thick luscious forest. The mountains on the opposite side of the lake were reflected perfectly on the still surface of the water through the moonlight. 

Beauty always came back to the moon. 

You spotted a fallen log on the edge of the shore and found a home on it, just far enough away from the group to be allowed to have your own thoughts. But from here, you could see Sokka sitting there on the ground, his arms wrapped around his knees as he gazed up at the celestial being, mesmerized by her beauty.

“I’ll never be the moon…” You mumbled to yourself sadly. 

“Everything okay?” Aang’s voice asked from behind you. You spun around to see the boy walking up the path you took. 

“Hm? Yeah, I’m alright.” You lied, tucking your knees in and resting your chin on it. 

Aang walked around and moved to sit on the log beside you, “Are you sure? You said something about not being the moon?” 

You chuckled sadly. That must have sounded either psychotic or pathetic to him. “It’s nothing. Just talking to myself.” Were you even trying to not sound crazy? 

“About being the moon?” He questioned with a hint of humor in his tone. You didn’t know how to respond. All you’d done was make yourself sound dumb and you already felt inadequate tonight as it was. You weren’t exactly eager to continue that so you only responded with a shrug. “This is about Sokka, isn’t it?” Aang put the pieces together. But honestly, it wasn’t that hard to tell. Your crush wasn’t blatantly obvious or anything but if you paid attention, like Aang had found himself doing for the past few weeks, the signs weren’t difficult to see. 

You looked over at Aang with pleading eyes, “Please don’t tell anyone.” 

“Your secret is safe with me,” He crossed his fist over his heart with a confident smile. But when he saw that you were still down, he shrunk down to match your demeanor, “So I’m guessing it’s Yue, since you’re talking about the moon, right?” 

You nodded, cheeks squished up against the palms of your hands as you leaned over onto them, “I never had a chance compared to her. She was a princess! And she was absolutely beautiful and kind and selfless. I’d never seen Sokka so entranced by someone. I'm just me. A girl from a poor family in a small Earth Kingdom village. Sure, I can fling rocks but it’s nothing compared to being a beautiful princess. And who would want the Earth when you could have the moon?” 

“Y/N, you are beautiful, kind, selfless and more! And I really don’t think Sokka liked her because she was a princess. Yue wasn’t better than you; you two are just different people and that’s not a bad thing.” Aang comforted in his honest way. 

Crickets began to chirp around the two of you in the clearing. “I don’t know… I just… I know I’ll never be her.” 

“Why would you want to be her?” Aang asked, “I like you as you.” 

“Because she has Sokka,” You started before you chuckled and a small smile appeared on your face despite your down mood, “But thank you, Aang.”

Aang leaned back on his arms against the log, “Well, I don’t mean to be disrespectful, but she doesn’t really have Sokka anymore. I mean, she’s the moon. It’s kind of hard to date the moon.” He pointed out the obvious observation. 

“That’s what I don’t understand! I know how bad that sounds. But… she’s gone.” You finally allowed yourself to say that dark little point (well, honestly, it was a pretty big point). Gosh, why did you feel like such a monster for saying that? “I know how terrible that sounds but when it comes down to it, Yue is literally the moon now. They can’t be together unless Sokka pulls some stupid hero stunt and gets himself blasted into the spirit world too but that seems pretty unlikely. I completely understand that her dying doesn’t take away his feelings for her or the hurt that came with losing her but it just hurts. It hurts me to see him hurting but it also hurts me to see him pining for a girl he fell in love with after three days when I can’t get him to give me a second glance.”

Your gaze fell on where the moon was reflecting in ripples on the water and followed its light back up to its large celestial source with a small sigh, “Even in death she’s beautiful. No wonder he’ll always love her.” 

Aang stood up with a sense of finality, “No,” He crossed his arms before grabbing your hand and forcing you to stand up, “I won’t allow this. You don’t get to think you’re worth less than someone else just because she was a princess or part moon spirit. Come here and look in the water.” He led you to the shore and leaned over the water with you until you saw both of your reflections. “Now what do you see?” 

Your face twisted as you made eye contact with your reflection, “Me? You? Us?” You guessed, not sure what he was getting at. 

“No, I want you to look at you and tell me what you see.” Aang insisted, pointing at your reflection. 

This time, you really tried to see what Aang wanted you to see. Though the reflection was dark from the limited light, you could still make out enough of your image. You just looked like you. Your hair was actually in place for once, which you attributed to not flying on Appa for the last few hours. You did have a smudge of ash on your cheek that you must have accidentally swiped across your face after moving a burning piece of wood back into the fire pit earlier. A small splice at the tail of your eyebrow was healing up but still visible, a "trophy", as Toph called it, after a run in with some Fire Nation soldiers the other day. You wore a green top that covered your shoulders and crossed around the front, held together with a tan tie. The top of your dark brown pants were visible but those looked a little ragged too. The wrappings that started around your thumb and went around your forearms, up to your elbows were getting dirty as well, more tan than off white now. Coming from the outer villages that were run by Earth Kingdom "soldiers", if you could even call them that after all the extortion, it wasn't exactly like you joined the group with super nice clothing to begin with. 

"I see a girl with a busted eyebrow, a dirty face, and clothes that she needs to wash tomorrow." You huffed a little, beginning to pull away before Aang pushed you back to stay where you were. 

You rolled your eyes before he started talking, "I see someone who fights for what she believes in, someone who didn't come from much but is going to help change the world. Someone that doesn't need to be a princess to be awesome or beautiful. Sure, you got a little scuffed up and you got ash on your face but who cares? I know Sokka sure doesn't. Besides, Sokka needs to do his laundry tomorrow too… he’s starting to smell kind of bad." You snorted as you stifled a laugh. Aang wasn’t necessarily wrong though. 

Before he continued, he looked over your shoulder to make sure you two were still alone. When he ensured it was still just the two of you in ear shot, he leaned in close, putting his arm around your shoulders and whispered, "And between you and me, Sokka was practically drooling over you when you took out those Fire Nation soldiers the other day. He thinks the badass thing you've got going on is super attractive." 

You turned your head to him with a skeptical look on your face, unsure if he was just saying that to make you feel better but when you thought about it, you didn't think you'd ever actually heard Aang lie before. That probably meant he wasn't lying now, though. "Really?" 

Aang nodded, "Yeah, but don't tell him I told you. He'll kill me." 

You couldn't help but smile at your friend. All he ever did was try and help people, even it was just dumb stuff like making a friend feel better about a boy. "Thank you." You reached over and pulled him into a side hug. 

When you pulled away, you looked back over to camp to see that Sokka had returned from his nightly mourn. He now sat on top of his sleeping bag, a stick in his hand, as if he'd been poking the fire, but instead of doing that, he was actually looking at you. It was only for a brief moment that your E/C eyes locked with his brilliant blue ones because he quickly looked down at fire, a tint of pink rising in his cheeks.

"Told you," Aang hummed, "He's been looking over at you for the last few minutes."  

A small glimmer of hope rose up in your chest but it felt tainted somehow, "Maybe he just zoned out…" Defeat already laced your voice, "I mean, if he likes me, why doesn't he say anything? He's never been exactly subtle with girls he's liked in the past." 

Aang stood up and walked around the log to the other side of you, "I think he just feels conflicted. A part of him still loves Yue even though he knows he can't have her, but he really likes you too." He put a hand on your shoulder, "I'm gonna head back to camp. But just give him a little more time, okay? I have a feeling that things are actually going to work out between you guys and my feelings are almost always right." He gave you a wink with childish confidence. 

Your gaze followed Aang as he jogged back to the camp, ready to follow suit, figuring the gang would start pestering you about being moody if you didn't return soon. Though you started watching Aang, you couldn't help but allow your eyes to flick over to Sokka again, just out of curiosity (okay, fine, maybe just because you really liked to look at him). Sokka's bright blue eyes were already trained on your firm when you glanced over but this time, instead of pretending to be burning a stick, he made a big show of reaching behind him to grab his boomerang, trying just a little too hard to look 'natural (if you could call it that). A warm smile crept up on your face and you giggled to yourself as you finally stood up from the log to make your way back to camp. Maybe Aang's feeling could be right after all. 

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