#Stupid dream husband

[vriah]

Fuckboi Dream Was Forced To Experience The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Alive And All He Got Was This Stupid Husband (by Fall Out Boy) by @dancinbutterfly

#the sandman #dream of the endless #murphy gadling #fuckboi dream #dancinbutterfly #Fuckboi Dream was forced to experience the mortifying ordeal of being alive and all he got was this stupid husband (by fall out boy) #one day I will remember my art tag #but that is not this day #anyway hi dropping off some art for a fic I love

[cattatoir]

I think I have unpopular Sandman takes bc I'm usually on his side

#like I would also not promise not to take revenge like maybe you shouldn't do things...to make him take revenge and just accept the possible #consequences #but uh I also assume he wouldn't have done much to the kid #and I'm not on the pregnant lady's side #Like obviously as a human Empathy for your loss #But letting the universe start falling to pieces and acting like you're somehow OWED a child with your dead husband #not to mention owed your dead husband #is so incredibly selfish #not to mention compounding the issue by apparently trying so hard to avoid the consequences of your action that you #a) refuse to accept your kid is like never gonna be a human and it's entirely your fault #b) try and fuck with the fabric of the universe AGAIN #like the consequence of her kid being taken from her probably way earlier than he would have to become Dream #That's like Minimum punishment imo #Being a parent is I'm sure a horrifying and painful thing to deal with a lot as is losing your husbandf #but I'm not going so far to valorize someone's individual pain that they don't have any responsibility for their stupid fucking actions #sorry it hurts and sucks but uh the universe doesn't owe you SHit #and I'm only for robbing it if you're like #eating the rich or fighting god not fucking over everyone else who you don't care about because you're a jerk #cmo's log #he's totally wrong for not forgiving his ex tho. WACK get over yourself you big fucking baby #get wreckt

[lovinodrawz]

Okay, but what if...

#the sandman #dream of the endless #this was a stupid idea my husband gave me #but after thinking abot it..... #SHOOSH

[tryan-a-bex]

Fuckboi Dream Daily Read

art by @teejaystumbles​, meme by @karalynlovescake​

In light of the new series of ficlets @dancinbutterfly​ wrote while AO3 was down, we are going to read through Fuckboi Dream again! We will read one chapter (or ficlet, inserted chronologically) per day, starting Friday, July 14, 2023 at 11 am PDT (Pacific Time, sorry, you have to convert it yourself, but it’s the same as last time). Join us for discussion in the #fuckboi-dream-daily channel, and don’t forget to comment in ao3 as well! Please feel free to join us at any time of the day or night (there’s not much of a quiet time, honestly), you don’t have to be there at 11 am promptly, nor is backreading required. Just throw in the bits you love and your questions and whoever is around will squee with you! If you just show up from time to time, scroll up to the posting time to see which chapter we are on! (Mind the tags, this is a dead dove bdsm fic.  It has all the things in it.)

#fuckboi dream #fuckboi dream was forced to experience the mortifying ordeal of being alive and all he got was this stupid husband (by fall out boy) #fuckboi dream daily #tryana find it back #nsft

[batsyvie]

aziracrow’s playlist being so overwhelmingly romantic and sooo painfully pining is my roman empire

#THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO FUCKING MUCH #THEY ARE JUST TOO STUPID TO SAY IT #UGHHH #THE PINING #KILLS ME #i’m deAD #CLUTCHING MY HEART #“’JUST MY IMAGINATION’ WHAT DO YOU MEAN #“’IN DREAMS’ #FOUL SO FOUL #good omens #good omens 3 #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #my loud ass voice

[mister-eames]

Ok but you know that gif of JGL from the movie Don Juan where he rises all hot and buff from a bath? Yeah, that lives rent free in my head. And I really think it should be incorporated into an Arthur/eames moment. Especially a pre-relationship Arthur/eames moment. Imagine being eames witnessing that and not being able to TOUCH. Sorry, making eames suffer is my passion 😌

"Making Eames suffer is my passion" you are so real and valid for this nonnie and I think Arthur shares that sentiment 😂 — Arthur is Cobb free and ONE HUNDRED PERCENT TRYING TO SIMULTANEOUSLY SEDUCE EAMES AND TROLL HIM. He knows Eames is looking and wants him and he is trying to make him work for it!! He wants to push through all the false bravado and provoke him into action. Tease and tantalise!!! It’s time, baby!!!Arthur ‘accidentally’ left a trail of clothes in their shared hotel room and Eames is definitely not sniffing them is trying his hardest to look respectfully but Arthur left the door open. Arthur is having the goddamn time of his life.

To those who are unaware this is the GIF in question, you’re welcome:

#inception #arthur x eames #dream husbands #jgl #don jon #jgl was such a beefcake in this movie #godddd #Eames the pretentious guy he is is looking at Arthur submersed in the water and giving him a painting title #like point man in aquatic repose or some shit #they’re so stupid ur honor

[yriol]

➤ This tumblr is about #Luca Marinelli, #The old guard, #Nicolò 'Nicky' di Genova and the #Immortal husbands strictly bottom!Nicky, occasionally nsfw. I have a soft spot for soft boys (*) and stupid little girls with stupid dreams who never learn

➤ Yes, I’m aware about the top!Joe discourse; you can read my thoughts on the subject here and here

➤ No, I don't care about your rants about how racist it is to have a preference for a dynamic in a fictional couple. If you want to know what's my thought on the subject, you should read this tog discourse post and everything I put under the /tog discourse tag

➤ Le cose serie le scrivo qua

#luca marinelli #the old guard #nicky #nicolò di genova #immortal husbands #my soft boy #JoeNicky #stupid little girls with stupid dreams who never learn

[heatobrienswife]

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#ok but having constant dreams of some fucker trying to take my husband from me is getting annoying #like damn can't my stupid brain come up with anything else? #shut up rattie no one gives a shit lol

[rainnbepourin]

i bought a Nintendo switch and my parents made fun of me and now i regret buying it 🙃

#''did they ask you at the store if you're buying it for your kids '' #'' everyone else ypur age is having children you're playing like one'' #'' i can't believe you spent money on a toy'' #they're right #I'm so fucking far behind #and I'll never catch up #I'm 30. I'll be 31 in like 5 months #and kids? marriage? please #i AM the kid #fat ugly lazy immature #boring stupid mean self-centered #i will never have a husband like come on i will never even have a boyfriend #and i am not exactly coming to terms with it but I'm expecting it #I've resigned to it #i will always be fat and ugly like #i keep dreaming and hoping but if it hasn't happened yet i doubt it will happen any time soon #soon enough i won't have any friends left #and i don't have any siblings or cousins #soon enough i will be completely alone... #lovely #merry christmas

[raggedy-spaceman]

Morpheus:

Morpheus when he sees Hob Gadling:

#the sandman #dream of the endless #morpheus #hob gadling #dreamling #dream x hob #morpheus x hob #Centennial husbands #enter sandman #mr sandman #Metallica #the chordettes #i’m so sorry #This is so incredibly stupid #But I couldn’t help it #Mine

[suenitos]

Wait why is it georges wife?

because he's george's wife next question

#gnfupdates on here always calls him his beautiful wife and i think thats really funny <- srs answer. he's george's wife. man #and NO i am not misgendering him @ stupid ass anon that one time yes i remember you. its a joke... dream is his husband. but i like calling #him his wife because he is his wife #ask.txt #anon.txt

[fics-recommendations]

Fuckboi Dream Was Forced To Experience The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Alive And All He Got Was This Stupid Husband (by Fall Out Boy)

It starts when Desire drags his ass out to a fetish party in Brixton when he would rather have been tucked safely away in his studio. It starts with a few hits of MDMA, an unwise promise, and a conversation over heard in the smoking section. It starts with a man named Robert who smiles like the sun, takes takes him in hand and takes him a part, one piece at a time.

Look, Dream knows he's a mess, in almost every way, but he just came out to Torture Garden to ostensibly have a good time. He didn't intend to have every aspect of his existence turned upside down, inside out, and unraveled. Yet here he fucking is.

Read it here by dancinbutterfly

#Fuckboi Dream Was Forced To Experience The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Alive And All He Got Was This Stupid Husband (by Fall Out Boy) #dreamling

[tryan-a-bex]

We are planning a Fuckboi Dream Daily read through starting Friday, May 12, 2023! If anyone is interested, join us at the FBD discord server for set up discussion and instructions!

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#my reach isn’t huge so please reblog this for me #fair warning we are unhinged about this fic #it is a dead dove fic so really mind the tags and be an adult #fuckboi dream was forced to experience the mortifying ordeal of being alive and all he got was this stupid husband (by fall out boy) #dancinbutterfly #dreamling #dream of the endless #hob gadling #tryana find it back

[no-psi-nan]

Wait... Is Kurumi a manic pixie dream girl to Kuniharu??

#they don't seem to have a life outside of each other to where Kurumi is overjoyed to have mom friends and hang out with the new neighbor #and she's quirky n positive but we don't actually know much about her outside of that #well we know she has a hell of a temper when it comes to her family and that she can get in truly stupid fights with her husband #Kuniharu x Kurumi = lame protag x manic pixie dream girl......