#Stress is real man

[chamomiletealeaf]

Need John Price to sit me on his lap and hold my legs back by my thighs while he uses a vibrator on me. Burying his face in my neck telling me how good I’m doing while he looks down and watches.

Need him in full tactical gear too and me in only his shirt, panties pulled off to the side, and cute fuzzy socks while he makes me cum and squirt like 4 times.

That would solve all my problems, methinks.

#final papers have me stressed tf out #he could fix me #need a much older man with authority to fuck me good #need him #i love him #call of duty #cod mw3 #cod mw2 #real #modern warfare x reader #captain john price #john price #john price mw2 #john price x reader #john price cod #captain johnathan price #captain john price x reader #captain price cod #captain price x reader

[ren-144p]

something about the first few episodes of the terror having so many numbers. the men, the provisions, the inventory; but also the tension of counting. the scene where goodsir takes a picture of john franklin and his men and he's counting down the seconds. the lashes being counted down during hickey's punishment. and something about how in later episodes, numbers get lost. dates get forgotten. counting just stops. all of it becomes insignificant. like it was a countdown at first but now the time is just running out instead

#the terror #the terror amc #just some thoughts #loved the tension this show managed to build with countdowns and numbers #especially the countdowns that happened in real time like the ones mentioned #i was stressed out of my mind counting down seconds along with mr. goodsir #and i was counting in sheer shock during hickey's lashing #technically i know not all numbers went away; they still count guns in the camp later on for example #but the way they talk about food for one. the way at some point it switches from every can being accounted for #to 'we're mostly down to biscuits‚ tea and chocolate' #because the numbers don't matter anymore; all that matters it's that it is not enough #i dunno man!! numbers! i love when numbers and countdowns are utilized well to bring more horror and tension to the situation! #ren.txt

[moodyseal]

"The last one left."

Consider: all the Olympians except Apollo fade somewhere far in the future and he's left alone without his family <3 realistically he would be one of the first ones to go because of his domains but let's overlook such futile details for the sake of this scenario

#i like to put this man in situations #specifically very stressful ones #it's cathartic #trials of apollo #toa #pjo #apollo #lester papadopoulos #percy jackson #this took me so long to render but only because i couldn't decide between ten different versions that had like #one single different detail each #i did it tho!! the indecisive libra allegations aren't real #really happy with the theatre-y vibe i got #could be a tragedy #maybe it is #lonely thoughts #my art

[alagaesia-headcanons]

I've Had A Thought. I was thinking about the scene where Eragon is reminiscing over Brom's message to him as his father, and how Eragon is confounded and troubled that he in no way mentioned Murtagh. I found it a little sad that, for whatever reason, Brom decided Murtagh didn't bear mentioning. Then it crossed my mind to consider the possibility that Brom didn't know about Murtagh at all.

As it turns out, Eragon actually does think about it in that scene- he says, "He must have known about Murtagh. He couldn't not have." And admittedly I don't think this is the most likely scenario or that it's now my personal interpretation of canon, but the idea really has captivated me. Because it actually does fit within the facts! (the new book notwithstanding)

Brom was a gardener at Morzan's estate for three years, and while it's probably more likely that he learned about Murtagh in that time, I think it's certainly feasible for him to never know. Morzan was very determined to keep him hidden and took a lot of precautions to ensure just that. Oromis said Morzan forced all his servants to swear fealty and Brom found a flaw in his wards to infiltrate, and possibly he was able to do so because a job as a gardener didn't require such strict oaths because it wasn't in proximity to Murtagh.

Again, it may not be the most likely, but I can absolutely believe Selena might not have told him either. She also would have been aware of the serious danger Murtagh was in and would've wanted him to stay hidden. Even after Brom told her who he was and she started working with the Varden, she might have kept it secret. For one, Brom's hatred of Morzan is described as extreme and all consuming, and that it never waned with time. Even if she came to believe that Brom wouldn't harm Murtagh, she might not have trusted he could look at him kindly. And of course, telling him about her child with Morzan also risked damaging their relationship considering that they were lovers. Then there's the possibility that Selena did build all this necessary trust to tell Brom about Murtagh if he wasn't aware of him already, but it was too late for her to discuss it with him before she died. So I think it is conceivable that Brom actually never knew about Murtagh's existence.

Where this concept really shines is in an AU where Brom survives after Murtagh saves them from the Ra'zac. I've always liked these, and I sometimes toy with my own, but there's so many ways Brom could react and I've never been able to settle on one well enough to get invested in it. But I find this SUCH a fascinating take on it (especially if you wave off the detail that Murtagh's voice sounds ~exactly like~ Morzan's, which I tend to do). Brom recovers and meets their rescuer, and he has no idea he's looking at Morzan and Selena's son. Murtagh seems terribly familiar, but Brom has been relentlessly haunted by his past for so long now that he doesn't put much stock in the perceived similarities. Meanwhile, Murtagh realizes that Brom truly does not know that he's the son of the man he murdered, a precarious but welcome relief. Because he doesn't know- up until Murtagh's confession in the valley.

Brom is stunned by disbelief. It can't be true, Morzan had no children, because surely he would know, surely-! But another thought dawns on him, drowning out the memories of Morzan, because who could have been the mother of his child other than his wife: Selena? And Murtagh is looking at him with fear, fear that he'll turn on him because he shares the blood of the man Brom hated most. It's heart wrenching, because even as part of his mind tells him that maybe he should scorn him, Brom is looking at this man who single handedly saved him from the brink of death and saved Eragon and Saphira from far worse at the hands of Galbatorix, and who has given them extraordinary devotion ever since.

In his core, he accepts the truth of Murtagh's claim as he explains his past and recounts the story of his parents exactly how Brom knows it to be. The paradigm shift sends him reeling. Murtagh believes Brom is affected only because of his past with Morzan; he has no way of knowing what he felt for Selena. He still glances at him nervously, especially as he admits that he briefly intended to serve Galbatorix, yet then there's also a spark of trust and gratitude- maybe even hope- in his eyes when Brom doesn't rescind the way he vouched for him when they were stopped inside the gates. How could he? Murtagh has accomplished one thing neither Morzan nor Selena ever did: escape.

Despite everything, his aching heart feels something fiercely like pride. He would not dare ruin that for him.

Then to further prove the truth, like the world is laughing at his years of ignorance, Ajihad recognizes him, because after Murtagh was brought to Uru'baen, the Varden's spies informed him of Morzan's son. But of course, that was after Brom cut himself off and started living in Carvahall, so he never learned of that discovery. "Morzan's son" is said over and over, but in Brom's mind, that idea is far eclipsed by Selena's son. He's hurt and ashamed to realize he never knew something so significant about the woman he loved. And he feels guilty that Murtagh struggled for so long in Uru'baen because no one was there to save him when he was left helplessly alone. Brom must have been so close to him when he arrived right after Selena's death, but he just didn't know.

Brom is utterly at a loss. How can he process Murtagh- the child of Selena and Morzan, Eragon's half brother, and in a certain sense, his own stepson? What can he do now? He was already so terrified of telling Eragon the truth of being his father, and now he has another staggering revelation to inflict on Eragon and Murtagh both. The prospect feels terrifyingly impossible, but keeping his secrets has grown even more painful. Watching how easily and how well Eragon and Murtagh get along is now bitterly ironic. Even without knowing it, Murtagh is a great older brother, waiting vigilantly near his side after the battle. The injury Durza inflicted scared Brom in a way he can't put into words; he simply could not bear to lose Eragon. How could he risk that happening without telling Eragon how much he loves him and values him as his son? But telling him truth could be the quickest way to lose him. And now, with Murtagh, he has more to lose than he ever realized.

-And because Murtagh deserves it, I like all these changes resulting in the Twins never getting the chance to kidnap him, and so Brom has to figure out how to make the three of them into a family <3

#eragon #inheritance cycle #brom #murtagh #selena #morzan #eragon shadeslayer #murtagh acquires dad number 3 #As He Deserves!!! #every few week a new ic au possesses me for a hot sec #broms inner monologue is just constant stressed screaming #my man is so unprepared for everything thats going on #(the one real hitch w the premise is how oromis knew so much if brom never found out about murtagh but no way im gonna let that stop my fun

[creators-island]

In china being a teacher pays incredible well...And as we know being an artist is difficult without having a part time job, soooo Macaque Liu’ er Mihou is working as a part time theatre teacher and as Tang’s assistant...

A little Bonus:

#Showman!macaque #shadowpeach #lmk macaque #lmk shadowpeach #lmk fanart #lmk #lmk au #jttw six eared macaque #jttw macaque #jttw #jttw tang sanzang #lmk tang #tang's actually smart but he kinda lazy #just like me for real #tang is a teacher and thus he's a very stressed man #tang and macaque are an iconic duo

[unexpectedbrickattack]

more old man yaois under the cut 💕

#arts #mine #saucy #pepstavo #gus is like #so plesantly surprised w how mellow this man is #he just runs his shop. comes home and cooks and watches tv for a lil bit #and its like #he is just relaxing now; no real stress about his shop or his home anymore #and like YEAH gus was already committed to staying w him even when he was angry and volatile #but knowing that hes got this mellow man underneath all of that initial anxiety and stress is like #🥺 #and he doesnt wanna LOSE that…so gus spoils him as much as he can heehee #as much as he teases about wanting to bottom he is still generally happy and eager to top #esp when pep is so receptive to touch and praise #he doesnt need the ego boost but it helps 😌

[fishbloc]

im slowly recovering but i did work on typesetting at last for the book 👍 its all edited now, just need to draw the last two pieces before i get it printed

#technically i still gotta draw the book cover + wait for my guest artist but you know... you know...... #collapses on the floor #this is so crazy the desert duo book is finally close to being real its no longer just a pipedream #also i cant believe i learned indesign just for this #im going back to bed now i really shouldnt stress my body like this considering everything #man sickness got hands #烤鱼

[xiaohuayaos]

Okay but Dongfang Qingcang putting on his whole bad ominous boy little show when he's taking Xiao Lanhua to see his perfect recreation of arbiter hall yet he still can't help but to have the tiniest TINIEST self satisfied smile when he reveals it to her because he really did try so hard to make it a perfect replica so she'd feel more at home and happy again and yeah it immediately all goes to hell 5 minutes later but God if it wasn't cute for that second

#also shes totally in the right to feel upset bc it /isnt/ actually her home #and her whole lifes in an upheaval #she a traitor to the state and shit- its a stressful bad time for the gal #but still it made me like OUGH #hes so not used to feeling and being and trying for another person so he does odd things but the love underlying it was real 🥲 #like he really is totally out of his depth but that was love man #love between fairy and devil #jess watches #dongfang qingcang #xiao lanhua

[cerise-on-top]

Hii!! :3

First of all, LOVE YOUR BLOG!!Your writing is so good!! May I request Rodolfo Parra x reader who is touchy? Like, they won’t if he doesn’t like it, but it’s a safety thing, like him being taller than me (even not by much) makes me secure, feeling his arm muscles to know he can protect me, holding his hand until he pulls away.

thank you!! :3

I don't think you understand the extent to which my Rodolfo is touch starved, he really wants a hug, and the ones that Alejandro give him don't really cut it, at all! Mans wants to be hugged and cuddled, so this is sort of just ideal to him!

Rodolfo with a Touchy!Reader

In all honesty, he’s hit the jackpot with you if you’re a touchy person. While he may not initiate too much physical touch himself in fear of coming off as clingy and annoying, he’s actually so touch starved, it’s unreal. If there weren’t some mental barriers there, then he’d absolutely love to touch and cuddle you whenever he could. Would love to kiss you, would love to hold you. He’s one of the biggest cuddlebugs on the planet in theory, but in practice he’s holding himself back due to the aforementioned reasons. However, he has no qualms whatsoever if you’re the one touching him, in fact, he’ll revel in it for as long as he can, or until you pull away. He gets a bit sad when you do, but he knows you’ve got better things to do as well from time to time.

Please do hold onto his arm when you’re walking somewhere, it makes him feel like the stronger guy out of the two of you. He just wants to make sure you feel safe and sound with him, and if he can accomplish just that? Heaven on earth, literally. Hold his hand, he’ll squeeze it every once in a while to make sure you know he’s still with you. You can even give him a hug in public where everyone can see you, he’ll shield you with his entire body and make sure to catch every single bullet that could come flying at you. While he’s not too big of a fan of kissing in public, thinking such a thing should be reserved for when the two of you are alone, he loves feeling your lips on him just about anywhere. Wanna kiss his cheek? His forehead? His lips? He’ll give you twice as many kisses back.

From time to time he might get a bit overwhelmed with all the affection, that’s when you might want to tone it down a bit. When he’s just downright pissed at someone or something, he’s less prone to being cuddly, but he’ll calm down eventually. Distract him, help him, give him some loving words, and he’ll be back to his usual self. Once he’s calmed down he might be a bit tired from all those emotions, so he might want some cuddles. Likely won’t ask for them, but he knows you’re always eager to cuddle him anyway.

While he does love holding something, or someone, when relaxing, nothing, to him, feels better than being held. That’s his guilty pleasure, being the little spoon, but you won’t catch him dead admitting that. In fact, he won’t even hint at wanting to be such, but he would absolutely never turn you down when you offer. Feeling your warmth against his back is nice, doesn’t matter if you can wrap yourself around him entirely or if you’re a backpack, he just wants to feel protected for once too. However, if something ever were to happen, then he’s the first to jump into action and beat the living daylights out of anyone who dares to intrude on such a sacred moment.

Hell, you can even put your head in his lap. He’ll lovingly stroke your back or your head, looking completely lovestruck at you. It’s a major sign of trust for him, especially when you’re slowly dozing off. Won’t move an inch if you do and will just continue to pat your hair, staring at you instead of the tv monitor. If you want, you can also adjust him so his head is in your lap instead, he would never say no to that either. In fact, if he’s comfortable enough, he might nuzzle into your hand, realize what he’s doing and get a bit embarrassed. He usually feels the need to be the big, strong man in your relationship, that he really shouldn’t be showing so much weakness, but how could he resist your tender, gentle touch when it’s right there? Showing you a glimpse of how touch starved he is is just about one of the most mortifying things out there, but he can’t help it. It simply feels so good.

He absolutely adores the fact he can make you feel safe. Again, he won’t really initiate much physical contact himself, but he will stand fairly close to you so you may, if you feel like it, just grab his hand and swing it around a bit as you’re walking around. You can lean into him, there’s a chance he might wrap an arm around you to make sure you won’t fall over. He loves that he can be your support system in a way that makes him happy as well. You get to touch him, he gets to be touched, it’s the most perfect symbiotic relationship out there.

At the end of the day, you both get to feel safe and sound with one another, because of your presence and because of your love. You protect each other and make sure the other is thriving, what thing in this world could possibly be more pure than that?

#cod #cod x reader #rodolfo parra #rodolfo parra x reader #I think I need Rodolfo to be real right about now #He has the cutest name I've ever heard and I want to give him a hug despite not being a touchy person myself #I would make him a marble cake and give it to him while it's still warm mans has been through way more than he should #Alejandro already appreciates this man to hell and back but more love definitely wouldn't hurt #I just really love the idea of Alejandro and Rodolfo being very very close #supporting each other as well as they could #and Alejandro would be so happy to see Rodolfo have an s/o who takes good care of him and makes sure he's thriving #he'd strive to be among their best friends instantly because he cares this deeply about Rodolfo #they both just want to see him smile and it's one of the purest things since Rodolfo is usually so stressed out. he deserves a break #los vaqueros are good I think I can appreciate the more ever since I started writing. I did not care this deeply for them while watching mw #wish they were real so I could befriend them hm #oh well thank you for the request! I'm always down for cute and fluffy stuff like that so this is a real treat!

[aj-lenoire]

david didn’t become a preacher after the world ended because he found god. no one needed teachers anymore, no one was sending their kids off to school to learn math. the only way he could keep power and authority—and specifically power and authority over children—was by turning himself into a holy man.

#he’s terrifying for how real he is #i love cordyceps as an antagonist—it’s legitimately super interesting #but david’s evil is uncomfortably real #also #i cannot stress enough that david was not actually a holy man—he said himself he wasn’t a believer and became a pastor AFTER the outbreak #that’s the whole POINT of him—using an established institution of authority to hold on to power when the institution he WAS using collapsed #the last of us #the last of us 1x08 #aj watches #pro tip! no one who ever talks about ‘‘be fruitful and multiply’’ ever has anything good in mind #the reason there are so many irl abusers in the church is because it is an institution where questioning authority is an absolute no-no #when questioning some guy is seen as analogous to questioning god—that guy basically has carte blanche to tell people to do anything

[crows--den]

The ssum really is just "That tamagotchi is a whole ass man"

#The ssum #it's cute! #def more like a mysme themed idler tho. #you get a chat at the turn of each of your routine segments so you get one when you wake one at lunch one at dinner and one before bed #which is sorta nice it's not like mysme that you HAVE to check throughout the day #I'm assuming there won't be any real plot because like. 200 days of chat?? how you gonna do a plot in that? #no real good or bad ends i assume. #but my tamagotchi boys eyes changed color so!! #v exciting developments. #I like it so far tho man it makes me miss mysme #the fun of staying up way too late for absolutely no reason and the low key stress of the apartment bomb plot the first time through #I'm absolutely going to try not to compare them too much because they're obviously separate titles and universes but #the comparison is an easy one to make.

[revenantghost]

I might? Have good news??? That might get me off the path to losing everything I've been stumbling down????? I'm???????

#KNOCKING ON WOOD SO HARD MAN #Yadda yadda #Goin' through something real fuckin' stressful right now too so I will TAKE IT

[dangans-ur-ronpas]

yasuhiro would not be the 'weed guy' of the thh survivors. that would be byakuya. my man would be zooted out on strains that would make you feel poor just hearing about them. you think being a megacorp leader prospective is easy? what about going from that to being a high school student? to being a mid-level manager in a world org trying to resolve an ongoing global terrorist crisis that you lost two years' worth of memories about? this guy's calling up his dad's old connections like 'hey remember when you sold to togami sr. hook me up.' he's talking to makoto on the phone like 'bah, you peasant scum have to rely on such cheap substances in order to escape the monotony of your life, it's nothing compared to that which the 1% uses to enhance memory and find reprieve in when we're orchestrating the world' meanwhile he's sitting in a beanbag chair that he hasn't moved from in a full day

#byakuya togami #this one's ooc #yasuhiro hagakure #stoner byakuya togami is a funny take bc he'd still be snooty and pretentious somehow #'you havent tried electric resin truffle louis xiv throat splash? pathetic. i expected nothing else from you' #to be real tho. makoto would be smoking cigarettes. these guys r stressed tf outtt #togami corp has one (1) company that's not for profit and it just grows and sells the most expensive quailty strains known to man #my thoughts

[whirling-fangs]

[[ It's happening!!! I can't believe it's happening. I'm leaving tomorrow for Tokyo!!!

What does this mean RP-wise? Well, extremely low activity, of course. I won't be taking my laptop so any reply I do will be iconless and on mobile. I probably won't be using small text either.

I've set everything up (thanks firefox nightly) so I can occasionally look at the dash or trim threads, and I've put all recently updated threads in the tracker. I'll try and use the queue to space things out – I have an 8-ish hour wait at the airport tomorrow so I might be writing things then haha

I will be on the hunt for Inosuke merch of course ♥♥ expect the occasional loot update!! I have a very wild plan to go near Mount Odake, where Inosuke grew up, but October is probably too late and muddy for a proper hike unfortunately ;-;

In any case, I'll be adding a link to this post to my pinned. I'll be back on the 30th! In the meantime, I hope you'll all take good care of yourselves, and I wish you the best ♥]]

#mask off / ooc post #[[i cannot believe it's real #my friends are already there since tuesday and it's so unreal!!!! #i've barely half filled my suitcase so i can bring back a lot of stuff #i'm so so so stressed out about the logisitics but so happy to go man ;w; #i've been saving up for 5 years for this!!!]]

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

so hard and lonely to be one of like five people in the entire world to see the truth (iron man 2 is a better movie than infinity war)

#why have i been thinking about this? #idk. consuming marvel content gets me through Many Tasks. but i do that a lot often so idk why this has been on my mind #but it has been. and it's true. i'm right. #i also feel like i maybe (unbelievably) am growing to appreciate iron man 2 even more #because it's a movie about a guy coping with stress by going apeshit on the self destruct button for his own life #which is awesome and relatable and more interesting than they will ever let anyone not named tony stark be... #anyway. i also just can't believe how pro infinity war people are #like even people who can talk normally about other movies and who don't think every mcu product is great before even seeing it #talk about infinity war like it not only was good but was a movie. like a real movie the way movies are movies #like people who i KNOW have seen other movies act like this #like we have to believe it to be an achievement because they put all the guys in it #no!!!!! no A's for effort!!!!!

[runawaymun]

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#sorry let me rant real quick in the tags #cw personal #once again hitting an insurance pothole bc the psych says she accepts my OHP plan HOWEVER the therapy group she is contacted with says #THEY don't #they only accept the insurance if it's through my employer but NOT through the government?????????????? #so there's still some kind of payment??? #anyway I want to scream why is this so complicated #like will she take my insurance or not who's right here #anyway called her back directly and went to voicemail so now I've done all I can for now #why the hell is this so hard man #the person on the phone didn't know really how to explain #once again no one knows what they're talking about #like can y'all not communicate and figure this out? #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #i need to get an ADHD eval before my next PCP appointment in june so that they will continue giving me my meds #and the psychiatry through the hospital has a limited number of visits that insurance will cover #*contracted #not retyping all of that #and once again the only reason this is so stressful is because the psychiatry group at the hospital fumbled the communication ball last tim #and the psychiatrist I was with never put the ADHD on the chart #and now somehow it's MY responsibility to fix that> #UGH #like I am grateful to have some kind of coverage but holy shit is the US healthcare system in shambles #the bureaucracy is INSANE #i had to just sit down and put my head in my hands for a second #and then go 'right okay nothing i can do about that rn moving on' #uGH #literally said 'what the FUCK' out loud a couple times #like not on the phone after I hung up obvs