#Stay safe out there

[and-corn]

#thank you all for being here #stay safe out there #happy new year

[jonnywaistcoat]

Any time the #wanted dead or a crab tag gains another member my heart grows another size larger 😍🥰🦀

Wonderful! Soon the crab inside it will be big enough to hatch.

#hatching heart crabs is the fourth leading cause of death in the UK #stay safe out there

[mizgnomer]

Convention Crowds - with David Tennant - Part Two (and the Cheerful Podcast recording’s crowd)

Link to [ Part One ]

#david tennant #drawing big crowds #as he should #every con should post crowd photos #krysten ritter #cheerful podcast #gary jones #stay safe out there #convention crowds #stuff i posted

[widebruh]

#stay safe out there #bear but not that kind of bear #gay bear #196 #r/196 #rule #apartmentofawesome #:3 #me irl #bottomposting #mommy sorry mommy sorry

[nintendoaesthetic]

Reminder to charge your handhelds now so you can bring them with you this Thanksgiving

#stay safe out there #Its me boy I'm the 3ds

[ddreamteamies]

it’s really bizarre how important i thought twitter was to fandoms until literally 3 weeks ago 😭 the whole george situation made it seem like they lost SO MANY fans cuz the twitter side of the fandom was so loud about it but every other platform has stuck around and he’s lost minimal fans from it

#twitter is simply a disease #stay safe out there

[consideratesea]

beware the blorbo-in-law to brain rot pipeline you guys. one minute you’re enjoying seeing your mutual so happy, just scrolling past endless gifsets of their favorite pathetic men and the next you’re thinking, hmm maybe I should watch this show…

STOP. that’s the devil talking. you are one episode away from joining the dance and daydreaming about their sad stupid eyes

#stay safe out there #not the first time this has happened and it won’t be the last #add em to the heap boys #I can’t help it that my mutuals have impeccable taste and reblog like there’s no tomorrow #x files #good omens #our flag means death #hannibal #killing eve

[lemonlimeprimewoah]

BOOM!! I can be VIEWED!!!

TRANSGENDER BLAST!!!

#trans visibility #transgender #I'm visible #stay safe out there #i hope everyone has a nice day

[are-we-really-doing-this]

#in the words of the man himself...it'll be OK (: #don't sweat it y'all #stay safe out there #fred durst #fred durst friday #limp bizkit #nu metal #picmix #glitter gif #my edit

[kirisaki-daichi-scenarios]

the boys as bodyguards

dedicated to absolutely no one. sure this is an asks blog - does that mean i have to actually answer them? i know i know bad admins bad admins whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do when they come for you but i had a dream ages ago now that involved bodyguards, tsunamis, and also a shit ton of murder. don't ask. anyway, it got me pondering. and then it took literal months to write this so i figured i'd post what i've got so far, and maybe i'll update with the rest of the boys later, depending on how well this does/how much time i have

hanamiya makoto

hanamiya’s the package deal

he’s the chief advisor; he’s the doctor; he’s the bodyguard; he’s the sniper. just a right hand man in every way possible.

i mean, he’s not literally your right hand man: he’s the leader of a team, and often it’ll be one of his men there next to you at events, but he’s always supervising or coordinating or collecting intel

ie he’s dedicated to his job. he does like engineering spider’s webs after all.

having said that, he’s also an uncontrollable prick

he’s the best at giving you advice, both in terms of navigating high society and in terms of actual business advice, but is he going to give that advice without slipping in a snide comment about how you should really know all this by now? when you tell him to make sure to take a break some time, is he going to stop himself from saying “maybe if you weren’t so incredibly useless on your own, i’d be able to.”

and sure maybe he’s breaking the universal declaration of human rights with what he does to the people who dare to try harm you, but you don’t know about that

need to know basis type beat

you don’t even have access to the full floor plans of your own property, which includes a basement you’ll never know about, let alone step foot in. hanamiya keeps that information very close to his chest.

gotta make sure his employer has plausable deniability

gotta make double sure that you don’t find out about half the things he does - from the ways he sources his information, to his very dodgy organised crime links, to the number of people that have sadly lost their lives in the name of “fuck it, you’re pissing me off” - because he hates when you bang on about bullshit like “laws” and “morals”

after all, if everyone followed your beloved laws and morals, then you’d have no need for his services

as he always tells you, he’s just your pet necessary evil

yamazaki hiroshi

i reckon he only got into the bodyguard business because he spent his childhood wanting to be a samurai but, well you know, that’s not really a job opportunity anymore

what it does mean though is that he’s all about bushido: mastering his work, bravery, honesty, etc - and above all else loyalty to one’s employer

on a random thursday afternoon, he’ll tell you, completely nonchalantly, straight face, “i would die for you if that’s what it takes. on my life, i’ll always keep you safe.”

you’re staring at him like wtf and/or trying to stop yourself blushing, but he thinks that’s a completely normal thing to say cause he’s just following bushido

of course, late one night, he’ll wake up realise how weird that came across and he’ll spend the next week trying not to blush whenever you talk to him

just like the time he spent a week kicking himself after you walked in on him training, shirtless and rather sweaty, and when you told him he should take a break, he said “but i need to train so my body can be at its best for you”

again, at the time that sounded very reasonable, serious, and totally bushido to him. it’s only later that he’s freaking out in his room like why in god’s name did he say that.

but hey that’s bodyguard!yamazaki for you. a little weird, a little socially inept, but loyal to a fault

haizaki shougo

can you imagine the number of jobs that this man has lost for sleeping on the job?

he’s only got his current gig looking after you because his prices are cheaper and you were getting desperate to find someone in your budget

he’s a ...uhh… unique bodyguard? in the sense that he’ll get you out of harms way eventually, but "eventually" is the key word there

haizaki actively ignores intel that a certain location might be dangerous, because he really just wants to get into fights. sure you might get in the way occasionally, maybe even get some nasty bruises, but hey you get what you pay for.

you want a good bodyguard, save up some money, idiot.

literally the only reason he got into being a bodyguard is so he can beat people up legally (and because he got dishourably discharged from the military); he doesn’t care that much about the whole ‘protecting’ side of things

he’s also the type to ditch you the minute a better paying job comes up (possibly combat work as a mercenary). however he’s not as cold-hearted as he may seem, and he’ll happily spend a day of leave breaking into your penthouse

so that when you return in the evening, he’s there sat on an armchair, grinning smugly, “man your security’s turned to shit since i left.”

shortly followed by, “miss me?”

jason silver

jason’s the quintessential bodyguard, cause, after all, having a very muscular 6’11 man follow you everywhere you go isn’t exactly subtle

but he’s recognisable for other reasons as well.

like the fact that he’ll accompany you to formal balls, and he’ll be the only man there with an undone tie - it’s such a massive argument trying to get him to wear an appropriate suit instead of his usual hoodies and sweatpants, that can anyone blame you for not having the energy to insist he stops undoing his tie as well?

he’s also not exactly one for professionality. like you’ll be minding your business, trying to network, and suddenly you’ll hear a wolf whistle by your ear and a “wouldn’t mind me a bit of that”

“jason, that’s the ambassador to norway. we’re having her over for dinner next week, so, with all due respect, shut the fuck up. and whisper next time, for heaven’s sake! what if someone had heard you?”

“shit, is it a crime to like some nice tits in this economy?”

and when you glare at him, genuinely furious, he grins, puts his hands up, and says, “sorry, sorry. forgot you don’t like me having eyes for anyone else, boss.”

but don’t get me wrong, jason’s not all evil contra to fujimaki’s propaganda

he is an incredibly good bodyguard - those animal instincts really help him out when it comes to getting you out of a sniper’s line of sight, or saving you from a bullet, or just assessing a room for potential entry points. and he packs a mean punch if anyone tries to try something on you, a solid ko.

no one’s getting past him essentially

the only problem is that it’s incredibly difficult to thank jason for saving your life, cause the last thing he needs is an ego boost or feeling like you owe him.

“seriously jason. i don’t know how i can ever repay you.”

“usually the payslip’s enough,” he smirks, “but you know that little lady ambassador-“

unsuprisingly, he’s not invited to the dinner.

#also vibing a slasher au #cause hanamiya with a mask when #but i'm supposed to be working #i got a singe spurt of productivity today and i wasted it on finishing this post #now if that's not embarassing what is #anyway hope everyone's well #stay safe out there #well with these bodyguards i guess the safety's guaranteed :D #hanamiya makoto #yamazaki hiroshi #haizaki shougo #jason silver #kiridai #kirisaki daichi scenarios #kirisaki daiichi #jabberwock #knb #kuroko no basket #the basketball which kuroko plays #headcanons #imagines #hcs #x reader #bodyguard #bodyguard au #drabble #flirting #older!au #rich reader #x you

[doctorsabedoria]

I'm sure this has been said, but it's worth reiterating because this nonsense happens a lot. James Somerton's apology video wasn't an apology to the people he stole from or hurt but he was apologizing he got caught. Apologies are supposed to be about the people hurt, but he started his with "I tried to kill myself" which was used to garner sympathy as a manipulation tactic. There's another controversy going on with The Completionist and accusations of charity fraud. His video addressing the allegations had a lot of the same things in James' video that marked it as a fake apology such as constantly bringing up his (The Completionist) dead mother for sympathy points. We are relatively removed from these people and they are bad at these apologies, so the fakeness is easy to spot. However, I hope we can take these lessons to see these fake apologies and manipulation tactics from people in our own lives as our biases help blind us to such things.

#james somerton #hbomberguy #Fake apologies #stay safe out there

[cowcat44]

Happy Halloween!!!

#toshinori yagi #all might #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #happy halloween #stay safe out there

[scene-royaltylolz]

Bacc 2 skool again :p

And w/ a new hairstyle ÙwÚ

(Yes, I covered my face for more than just privacy reasons XD)

#scene blog #cringe culture is stupid #cringe culture is dead #cringe #scene kid #rawr x3 #rawring 20s #scene #rawr :3 #scene aesthetic #scene clothes #scene core #scene culture #voidpunk #void #voidsona #I'm a monster <3 #stay safe out there #have a good week everyone #school suuuucks #school

[arcadebluescreened]

some more elliott headcannons because he is literally my favorite bachelor

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-you cannot beat him if you challenge him to scrabble. man knows all sorts of words that you probably did not know even existed in the first place.

-if you are married to him and you do not arrive home at the normal time, the first place he will check is the mines. he knows you have a habit of passing out in there. he will probably have to equip one of your old swords and a lantern if he does go down there, though. or maybe asks marlon to go see if you are down there because he does not know how to fight. either one works.

-something tells me he would be good at improv.

-if you have a pond, he enjoys feeding the fish every once in a while. usually just bread crumbs, though. nothing special.

-it is my personal belief that he has watered his plants with sea water before. its cannon but i believe he has done it.

-his favorite flower is probably the rose because romance.

-but he likes other flowers too.

-he can tell you what each flower means, actually.

-"oh you like the hibiscus flower? did you know they represent rare and delicate beauty?"

-man has a wonderful reading voice

-he will happily read to you if you ask him to

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ok thats all i have right now ok goodbye

#stay safe out there #stardew valley #sdv #stardew elliott #elliott stardew valley #elliott sdv #elliott stardew #stardew valley elliott

[polariswiss]

It's okay!! Cringe culture is alive and well because of the kids who think they're dogs (and lewd them)! Keep feeding our compilations, always brightens my day to see y'all be unemployed and give space for us normal ppl

My first hate anon!!!!!! i gotta frame this on the wall omg 🖼

anyways literally who even are you. i debated deleting this one bc you weren't even brave enough to go off anon but i think the rest of us should get to laugh- i COULD make a levelheaded response but i don't think thats really what you want??? so yeah, not taking the bait

seeya on whatever your shitty gossip forum of choice is! 🤙

#my asks #Point and laugh #therians #otherkin #cringe culture #cringe culture is dead #otherhearted #copinglink #objectkin #conceptkin #i have so many questions about how you leaped this far with your reasoning but hey man #whatever you say!! #Like dude please take a step back. look at what website you're on. i don't know if that's baffling to you but ????? #stay safe out there #whoever you are. since this is a pretty sheltered way about going about it #wall of shame

[kabutoraiger]

watching a popular normie youtube video that showed up in my recommendations and partway through they suddenly put kamen rider ex aid on the screen and jumpscared me so bad i yelped

#you really never know. when a gamer might appear #stay safe out there